#👁️👄👁️ i cannot believe this is happening

[poopman14]

two weird roommates who share a room together invite a coworker over to couch surf one night, the coworker isnt really feeling it but is desperate. at work the two roommates talk about their mouse problem and how just a lot of weird shit has been happening to them but the excuse are getting ridiculous like, "the mouse took my glasses!" "why would a rat take your glasses?" "you have to believe me!" and the manager is getting mad because they're late to like all of their shift lately and already weird. they act like weird twins and just stay to themselves but they overhear their coworker talking to a peer about needing a place to stay so theyre like: 👁️👄👁️ you can stay at our place henry (they speak in unison sometimes) and harry is like: absolutely the fuck not, also you have a rat problem

their like: no man its not even a huge deal , yeah man come stay etc etc. so harry says yes and then that night he goes to the apt and its like mostly okay but he notices the apt is a one bedroom and they are two grown amab people and he is like: wow i wonder if they're gay... but essentially they have dinner and a couple beers and hear some weird noises in the walls and just mouse noises (whatever noise a mouse makes) and they're like: god that mouse is so annoying , just all day this is all it is and then getting into shit

and so whatever they're about to sleep and they pull out the couch for harry and both roommates go into their shared bedroom and harry wonders whats gayer, a bunk bed or a full sized bed that they share ( he says out loud)

and so he turns off the light and can kinda hear the rat just making noises in the wall but he just ignores it and is on his phone, he then sees a HUGE shadow RUN into the kitchen like hunched? and so he turns on a light and goes into the kitchen and doesnt see anything and just decides hes been on his phone too much and turns off the light and goes to lay on the couch and turn into the couch and after awhile he gets this weird feeling and turns to the living room and sees a guy just like going through his bag and he starts yelling and tackles him

and so the roommates leave their bedroom (they are wearing matching pjs???) and is like: OMG WHATS GOING ON???

harry: THIS GUY BROKE IN AND IS GOING THROUGH MY SHIT DUDE

guy who lives in walls *pinned down but looks very annoyed*: um i didnt break in

roommate 1: what do you mean you didnt break in?

guy who lives in walls: uhhh, i literally live in the walls *rolls his eyes and clears throat to harry* will you get up?

harry *literally in shock but sputters* DUDE WHAT- NO YOU JUST TRIED TO GO THROUGH MY SHIT AND YOU LIVE IN THE WALLS OR SOMETHING?? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN???

guy who lives in walls: i was looking for something cute but i can see why your ex broke up with you, who owns 8 star wars shirts? *harry, embarrassed gets up and huffs and stands there folding his arms* ALSO yes i literally live in the walls, its really not even that deep yall are dramatic *he gets up and brushes off his pants*

roommate 2: are... are those my pants?

guy who lives in walls:

roommate 1: thats my shirt!

harry is literally just staring at him and them and cannot believe what is going on

the pair™️: OUR GLASSES!!!

harry and the guy who lives in the walls: what

roommate 1 (top): yeah me and them share glasses cause it just saves money *roommate 2 (bottom) nods aggressively*

harry: how is that saving money? do you guys even have the same prescription?

roommate 2: no, but if one of us just takes the eye exam the other ones eyes will adjust eventually *roommate 1 nods aggressively*

guy who lives in the walls leans to harry and whispers audibly while harry is literally blinking trying to understand what is happening: yeah they literally ALWAYS act like that

harry: PLEASE GET AWAY YOU LITERALLY ARE LIVING IN SOMEONES WALLS AND STEALING THEIR CLOTHES YOURE JUST AS WEIRD AND MEAN! *is pained over his 8 star wars t shirts*

roommate 1: how long have you even lived in the walls anyway?

guy who lives in the walls: probably the 5th of september at 12:32pm. *he is scowling and stares at the roommates with disgust*

harry: that is too specific, why would you say it like that, and not a month ago

guy who lives in the walls: UM you are not the one being accused of being a fucking RAT??? imagine being called ugly, fat, and disgusting like every day

harry: YOU LITERALLY LIVE IN THE WALLS

guy who lives in the walls: its new york sweetheart, i pay my rent like EVERYONE else, also you are literally couch surfing so you should reflect on your situation before coming at ME! *he huffs, rolls his eyes, and sits on the end chair and gets on his phone, over it*

the roommates are just standing around thinking until roommate 2 speaks up: you know, it kind of makes sense

harry: HOW DOES ANY OF THIS MAKE SENSE? *he motions to them and then to guy living in walls* THERES A GROWN MAN LIVING IN YOUR WALLS, YOU TWO ARE WEARING MATCHING PJs, AND YOU SHARE ONE ROOM AT 26??? THERES NOTHING NORMAL ABOUT THIS, DOES NO ONE HAVE QUESTIONS?

harry is clearly distraught and literally heaving and sweating. roommate 2 speaks up after a couple moments: ...whose been eating our clothes?

guy who lives in the walls twiddles his fingers in the air from his phone and smiles: yep thats me babe! :)

roommate 1: and nibbling holes into our malt o meal boxes?

guy who lives in the walls: yep!

harry: WHO EVEN EATS MALT O MEAL IN 2023

roommate 2: and leaving small pieces of poop around in weird places that arent humanly possible?

they all look at guy who lives in the walls, who looks shocked and offended: I pay rent like everyone else, also the bathroom is in the bedroom and you guys just do weird shit

*harry has dream montage of him walking in and seeing them with no bed, just standing there staring at each other and holding onto each others arms and speaking in tongues*

guy who lives in walls shudders. harry is still in disbelief and is staring at the roommates: how are you not seeing a full GROWN MAN scurrying around the fucking apartment????

they shrug and roommate 1 sheepishly looks down: when we dont have our glasses its hard to see, so we just thought it was a big rat 😍 idk

harry:

harry:

harry: SO YOUVE SEEN HIM? THIS WHOLE TIME YOUVE SEEN A GROWN MAN COMING OUT FROM THE WALL AND DOING THIS AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS A RAT? WHAT FUCKING RAT IS 6FT TALL-

roommmate 2: in our defense he was HUNCHED and SCURRYING

harry: ITS A MAN, HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE ANY HAIR, HE LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING TWINK

guy who lives in the walls: um im a top for your information

they turn to him at once and speak in unison: no *they turn back*

harry at this point is tired and sits on the couch and at this point isnt even suprised but curious: who are you even paying rent to?

guy who lives in the walls: the same people they pay, obvi

harry doesnt even ask and throws his hands up: literally i dont even know why i asked, this has been so fucking weird like-

guy who lives in the walls: yeah you're telling me, theyve been calling me a rat for like a month and still having gay sex in the kitchen when im just trying to get some malt o meal *he laughs and looks at harry like "you know what i mean?" harry looks at him like he has no skin on and shakes the entire thought from his head while the roommates are yelling about how "WHATS WRONG WITH YOU" and "YOU SICK BASTARD" roommate 2 is ashamed and covering their parts over their pjs

harry: i cant believe i agreed to come here

guy who lives in the wall stands: welp, its been real, its been fun, but it wasnt real fun :/. *he slaps harry on the shoulder and turns to walk past the roommate to a random part of the wall* i have a grindr date coming over in 30 so i need to get ready, but im glad we all had a lil bitch sess and got it all out! 😃 *points to harry before turning to the wall* also if you ever want a gf again, dont ever wear a stars wars shirt again!

guy who lives in the walls proceeds to rams into the wall so hard that it breaks and he just walks into all the piping and leaves covered in plaster

they are all staring and harry is crying into his hands

harry: i- i cant even say anything else

roommate 1: i was wondering how he was getting in.. and that weird hole in the bedroom...

roommate 2: i forgot to ask for the glasses...

[kindahoping4forever]

Why

[steponmepinkjun]

I AM. STILL SHOOK.........

[pressingflowerss]

rewatching yuri on ice and live posting my thoughts 🤪

episode 1 (i forgot to write them down as i was watching so we gotta wing it)

wow yuri in this is the same age i was

one of my core memories is me being alone & very drunk, crying, and dancing to the opening 2 winters ago because i genuinely wanted to die and i didn’t know what else to do

i would pay a lot of money to hear the opening for the first time again

will never get over yuri’s “i got bored of being depressed” can’t wait for that to happen to me

victor is a very pretty man. i’m envious. he’s so babygirl fr.

i forgot yuri’s birthday was the other day wow happy belated birthday yuri

i just cannot believe victor dropped everything bc he saw a vid of this guy do his skating routine (and also the flashback but technically we don’t know about that yet at this moment of watching)

also never gonna get over him just standing up butt ass naked and greeting yuri like it’s no big deal he’s there while yuri’s just 🧍🏻‍♀️👁️👄👁️

nice cool okay

[tasmpeter]

Okay you asked for it ✋👁️👄👁️🤚

I was imagining that Theodora would try to kill her rival, for a mix of good and bad reasons (good: T discovers something in the past that endangered adrian but nobody believe her? bad: adrian goes back to her and T can't take the abandonment). The team would defend Augustine because she's part of their team, forcing Adrian to take a side.

Realistic Ending: T gets to kill Augustine, but Adrian sides with the team (he doesn't believe her, trusts the team more, etc). T is either killed or cast asides for good. Adrian feels so responsible for what happened to the two of girls he loved, he shuts himself up from emotions.

Dark ending: he goes #teampsycho and side against the team. He feels he owes T that much, that T is his responsability, because he played fuckboy with her heart and encouraged her. Augustine is killed but "it's okay she was not who she said she was". But he's relationship with the team his shattered, because they didn't believe him/ threw shade on T. T feels bad for him loosing an important friendship. They console themselves by saying that it's them against the world, always was, always will be.

okay your endings are better than the one i have planned ���😭 i mean they are kinda similar but yours is so much better.

in my “realistic” ending (that is not the ending i have planned): T tries to kill augustine, adrian stops her and T dies. like, that should be how it ends. but will it? no because i love angst and pain.

i honestly never factored in how the group would react to all this, we only see few appearances from them in this fic (harcourt will be a major player soon). i think they wouldn’t honestly care and would just want what’s best for both adrian, T, and Augustine. (economos would probably try to get adrian and augustine to break up cause he’s tired of the pda).

ugh i cannot wait to get to the climax of the story because once it gets there, it’s all downhill from there lmao.

thank you for the ask!!! i love talking about adrian and my characters hehe keep them coming if you’d like <333

[rosies-pastimes]

hi rosie. it has been a while >-<

a big hug for support! send packages of love to you right now

school's at a very busy period for me at the moment, but I'll push through! you got this too rosie ~~

dfgfgh haha no I haven't 👉👈 pancake and sugar cookie are really really adorable

why do you have to write a love song T-T what kind of homework is that 😫 I feel you

ahh you didn't make all of the fences yet... right? and oh another design :o

yess I have saved it somewhere safer now + may will probably heed your advice and write it down somewhere else too

*holds phone delicately* take care of the screen...

oh t-the creampuff- that flustered me real bad /~\

yes yes they looked yummyy (understandable why they are keqing's favourite)

that does remind me that I should go look for some new hoodies that will be comfy hehe cuddle buddy ahhh

it is a very nice colour!! um um um I always say blue haha but there are so many shades...

sdfgfdfg it's okayy (I've never watched either but I do know of them! more ohshc but still not a lot)

I cannot believe we are already halfway into the third last month of 2021 :')

- 🎮

i decided to put my replies in a readmore cuz theyre so long omg-

AND I EXTENDED THAT WHILE IM SORRY 😭😭

shit happened and monday - wednesday felt like i was living a fever dream, and thursday was spent with my extended family and my social battery ran tf out til friday BUT IM HERE NOW IAJIXSJ COPIUM TINGZ 😗✌️

ʕっ•ᴥ•ʔっ sends love and support aswell WE GOT THIS 💪👁️👄👁️

THEY ARE!! I SAW THIS TIKTOK WHERE SOMEONE TOOK OFF THEIR HATS AND PANCAKE'S HAIR WAS SO FLUFFY 😭😭 IT WAS SO CUTE and is now buried underneath all my favorited videos 🥲-

it was for a creative writing class 🤷‍♀️ i was supet poetic for 2 stanzas and then the chorus flopped it wasnt funny to me 🥲

i may have ran out of wood and got diatracted while farming for it so no u havent done all the fences yet hwehwe 👉👈 nor have i touched my teapot because ive decided to get the new inazuma thingy before i do 😌 AND THE GLOWY PLANTS IM IN LOVE 🥺

the real screen has a little wittle itty bitty crack from when i dropped it down the stairs and i wasnt using the phone case and theres a little nook with no protective glass protecting it 🥲 take care of your screens kids 🥲

child ➖👄➖ of ➖👄➖ the ➖👄➖ lord i had to put my phone down and take a deep breath-

it's been kinda warm here in my city, so hoodies are not an option 🥲 i cant wait for rainy season again 😭😭 cuddle buddies 👌👌

blue is like, so peaceful and calming 😭 it reminds me of the ocean 🥲 i desperately 🥲 want to 🥲 go visit 🥲 BUT CANT 🥲

im not sure if ive asked this before but do you have a favorite anime?? omg im awful HAHAHA

3 more months and its 2022 and i stg if i have to suffer ANOTHER YEAR IN THE HOUSE I WILL RIOT I HAVENT SMACKED MY FRIENDS FOR THEIR DECISIONS IN SO LONG 😭

on the bright side ill be 18 in january so adult tingz at last HAHAHA

[kindahoping4forever]

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