#🐺 can't think... don't want to! - headcanon 🐺

[chemicalmongrel]

Moral Alignment Test

Warwick

Lawful Good

People who are Lawful Good believe that an orderly, strong society with a moral government can work to make life better for the great majority of the people. When the laws are fair and the people respect them and try to help one another, humanity as a whole prospers. Therefore, people who are Lawful Good strive for a social order that will bring the greatest benefit to everyone and cause the least harm. Lawful Good personalities may sometimes find themselves faced with the dilemma of whether to obey the law or do good when the two conflict. For example, when upholding the law of the land would lead to unfairness or harm or when there is a conflict between two orders of what is right, such as between the ways of their community and the law of the government.

Tagged Stolen By: @arcanescion and @witchcraftandburialdirt Tagging: Whoever wants to do it, really.

[aimedis]

milo & sweetheart headcanons 🐺🫥

"i'm ever at your service, baby.."

milo definitely gives sweetheart princess treatment (gender neutral)

milo likes resting his head on sweetheart’s stomach in between their legs

they're the only ones who can reign each other in from being the assholes they are

when sweetheart is overheated, they get really mean and milo has to apologize to everyone for them

in general, sweetheart's attitude to everyone they're close to is just mean. they get mad pissy with milo too but he gives them shit back

they're the takes himself too seriously x doesn't take themself seriously trope

they wear each other’s clothes all the time and have the audacity to get mad at the other for it

“is that mine? take it off.” "whose hoodie is that, huh?" "..." "exactly"

they play fight so often it's not even funny, even around other people

sometimes sweetheart tells milo “don’t touch me i have a mate” when he tries to kiss them. milo threatens to beat him (the mate) up��

sweetheart calls milo "aggro's handsome dad"

they both speak spanish fairly fluently and they use it whenever they're arguing in front of others or talking shit about people

sweetheart is kind of the therapist friend and tries to be the support system for all of their loved ones even if it burns them out. milo is their support system for when it gets to be too much

milo worries about sweetheart constantly over-working and burning themself out but he knows he can't stop them. so he just remains as the person they can fall back on when they can't do it anymore

they have fake arguments about literally nothing for fun

when sweetheart got to take milo home after the inversion, they kept their hand on his chest as often as possible to remind themself that he was still alive

they will argue about literally everything and anything

it only gets super bad when they're both stressed out and only then does it make them say things they don't really mean. but they're both pretty good at accepting blame and communicating afterwards

arguments always end in cuddles and movie nights with warm blankets

there was a time when an argument was entirely milo's fault and he refused to apologize so sweetheart put him on a physical contact ban. no touching, kissing, hugging, cuddling, hair ruffles, no nothing for a whole two days

milo was so distraught after he got home on the second day and they were practically ignoring him so he started compulsively apologizing

sweetheart made him beg for forgiveness on his knees for 10 minutes before they let him touch them again

darlin flirts with sweetheart sometimes and it makes milo crazy jealous

sweetheart is constantly looking at and touching milo's chest

milo slaps sweetheart's ass every chance he gets

they're insanely competitive with each other and milo's a sore loser (“…milo I don’t know what you want me say cause if I say anything it feels like I’m gloating” “because you’re a cheater!”)

milo always has an arm around sweetheart's shoulder/on the back of their chair

their song is ho hey by the lumineers

milo gets really cold on the summer solstice and sweetheart gets really hot. milo clings onto sweetheart the whole day and sweetheart let’s him no matter how sweaty and agitated they are

sweetheart and milo make playlists together as quality time (they 88 playlists with extremely specific moods and titles)

in serious situations, they cannot look at each other without laugh at absolutely nothing

sweetheart went to the same empowered high school the wolf bois did (they never crossed paths, it was a really big school) and when they told milo he flipped his shit

sweetheart is constantly bothering and harassing milo and he thinks it's the most amusing thing in the world

they have matching necklaces with the other's name on

milo definetly has a nickname for sweetheart that's based on their actual name (shortened version of it, elongated version, a rhyme, etc.)

they're the couple that, after being together for so long, have basically turned into the same person (adopting the other’s speech patterns, clothing styles and acting the same way, acting in sync)

milo is an absolute baby when sick, sweetheart babies him the entire time until he's 100% healthy again

sweetheart likes to pretend they're not sick until they collapse which is why milo is always cautiously watching them once he notices (because they have fainted before)

milo and sweetheart love playing the chapstick challenge because sweetheart has an egregious amount of chapsticks and lip balms and it’s an excuse to kiss each other

milo and sweetheart sometimes recite (love) song lyrics with a completely straight face and not singing it. they think it’s the funniest thing ever

they will also just randomly start singing out loud together from a phrase that happens to be in a song

they do each other's hair whenever they have the extra time in the morning because it takes so much longer (it's the extended make-outs)

milo is sweetheart's alarm clock because he wakes up at the same time every day and he cannot, for the life of him, leave bed quietly (sweetheart is also a light sleeper)

whenever sweetheart is extra tired and doesn't feel like doing their whole after-work care routine when they get home, milo does it for them

if sweetheart wears makeup, milo loves watching them put it on

occasionally, sweetheart makes tiktoks (thirst traps) to their favourite/trending songs and posts them on their private socials (only the pack/close friends are on there)

milo is always first in their comments, spamming at least 20 interactions before he texts them letting them know he saw it

they also do tiktok dances (the old actually cool ones not the garbage ones bitches do these days) and milo goes crazy for those

sweetheart's parents were very neglectful so having marie in their life means a lot. milo reminds them often that she's their mother now as well (fuck you colm)

sweetheart paints whenever they need to calm down or stop thinking and they always add a little bit of milo to their paintings (his favourite flowers, a shirt he owns, adding his freckles onto every one of their characters, etc.) ((they also paint aggro all the time))

milo has definetly threatened to kill someone for sweetheart

sweetheart didn't think milo was an overly possessive boyfriend at first because he really doesn't show it that often but they mentioned a coworker flirting with them and he straight up growled

milo gets more jealous than sweetheart does because wolf shifters are generally more possessive than others but sweetheart can also get crazy jealous

they're both really possessive in a "touch my mate and you're dead" way

sweetheart hates throwing up (it's kind of a fear but not quite a phobia) so whenever they do, milo is always sitting next to them to hold them and he dotes on them until they feel better

they both worry over each other all the time over everything

neither of them know how to be subtle or how to keep their hands off of each other

milo loves telling sweetheart they’re gorgeous every damn chance he gets 

sweetheart slides their cold hands up milo's shirt just to make him flinch

[xxsycamore]

And @groovylita 's other request was... I THINK... thighs. If it's not thighs then I'm still writing thighs, sorry...

Napoleon + thigh kink (giving)

As a vampire, Napoleon has his needs... As doting and gentle he normally is, at the end of the day, he's still a bloodthirsty vampire that's looking for the perfect spot to sink his fangs in. Somewhere where the skin is delicate and inviting... of course, your neck is a logical preference of his. But he still has to be considerate about you living with a dozen other people and meeting so many more when you go out in town. He can't make you conceal your neck with scarves and high collars all the time, even if the marks heal quickly. The next best spot for him to drink would be your thighs, in particularly the inside of them, where no one would be able to find the traces of his bloodrinking. He's likely to be distracted while there, kneading and caressing the flesh of them. It's not just because of this particular habit of his that he loves your thighs. They're just another part of your body to shower with love and worship, so of course he makes sure to pay them enough attention. When he's taking you in missionary, he'd have a penchant about hooking your legs on his arms and raising them up - it rarely goes without him caressing or kissing them while in such close proximity. Same thing with giving you oral. He might have a thing for having his head squished between your thighs...

Also, nothing beats giving your thigh a small caress under the dinner table, and it's not necessarily with impure intentions either. Sometimes that would be just his way to get your attention or check up on you. He'll love it when you wear short garments that expose a forbidden amount of thigh (for this time era that's it), but he won't directly request it from you. This taste of his might show if you let him pick your outfit for the day. And have I mentioned that our sleep connoisseur would absolutely love a thigh-pillow?

7/10 "You said I could do whatever I want to, didn't you? So I'm going to lay on your thighs for a little longer. But don't blame me if I sink my teeth into them when your blood runs so hotly through them. You've gotten so warm, what kind of thoughts are you having?"

-> (ALWAYS OPEN) send me a kink & I’ll give you a headcanon and rating for Napoleon!

🦶foot fetish 

🥵breeding kink 

🥕pregging 

😈dom/sub 

🍈breast kink 

⛓bondage 

🩸period kink 

👄marking 

🐺predator/prey 

🏙public sex 

🤗praise kink 

👅 cunnilingus 

🍌blowjobs (receiving) 

🚪getting caught 

🖐️masturbation 

🥛lactation

📏size difference

🧍‍♂️ body worship (giving)

🤲 hand kink

[hisui-dreamer]

��⁠𝕊𝕒𝕧𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕔𝕝𝕒𝕨✦

🌸→ headcanons

🌼→ fics

🪻→ blurbs

All 🦁🐺🐆

《slipped away》 — he took your affections for granted until you slipped away🪻

《definitely not prophetic!》— you keep having these incandescently happy dreams of him🪻

《once upon a dream...?》 — you've been having dreams with a faceless man that treats you like you're his world🪻

《he's home》 — he's finally home after being away for so, so long🪻

《we're here together》 — dating him at school 🌸

《forgive me, love?》 — he can't really stay mad at you at all🪻

《not so secret》 — receiving a bouquet dedicated to you from a secret admirer🪻

Leona Kingscholar 🦁

❝If you want to see the light of another day, then curl up your tail and do as you’re told.❞

《may i have your attention?》 — how does he react when you tickle him? 🌸

《attention, please?》 — he tickles you back in revenge for not paying attention 🌸

《wings of pure white but a devilish smile》 — you reveal to him that you're an angel, but you don't act like one at all 🌸

《a world without you》 — how could he ever be in a world without you, when you had become his everything?🌼

《a calculated kiss》 — all he needs is a little motivation to get him working 🌼

《he lives in you》 — you had to raise your child without him, but it is your child, who brings you back to him 🌸

《ode to the prideful lion》 — how you yearned to always support him 🌼

《rewrite the stars》 — if the stars say we're not meant to be, then why don't we just rewrite them 🌸

《pull your weight》 — he was the one person you never wanted to work with, but life never goes the way you plan 🌼

《another's soulmate》 — you're not his soulmate, but you would still do anything for him🪻

《the chasing game》 — Leona's ego is a bit too strong, and oh dear, he thinks you have crush on him 🌼

《i'm a mastermind》 — what if he told you none of it was accidental🪻

《to a great new year!》 — going to an end-of-the-year festival with him! 🌸

《lotus bonds》 — gifting leona a cool flower you found, but he seems to appreciate it more than you thought he would 🌼

Jack Howl 🐺

❝If you’re going to fake being someone’s friend, then try somewhere else. I just do what I need for myself.❞

《ode to the the loyal wolf》 — he could be stubborn and distant, but you still loved all of him dearly 🌼

《cute and fluffy!》 — how the first years get along with your cute and fluffy dog familiar 🌸

Ruggie Bucchi 🐆

❝You’ve got some nerve stepping into our territory. Shishishi!❞

《ode to the laughing hyena》 — how you adore every aspect of him 🌼

《cook your way to your man's heart!》 — the way to a man's heart is through his stomach! 🌸

《won't you focus on me?》 — he tickles you back in revenge for not paying attention 🌸

《pay attention!》 — when they aren't paying attention to you, what better way to get their attention than a tickle attack? 🌸

《i'm a mastermind》 — what if he told you none of it was accidental🪻

《we are one》 — you had to raise your child without him, but it is your child, who brings you back to him 🌸

[jewbeloved]

Werewolf Team Stan with a piglet s/o🐺🐺🐖🐖💖

Another crazy idea from my head.

Warnings: Predator and Prey vibes (I think?)

Gender: Neutral

💙💚 The Main Four ❤️🧡

How you met them:

Four wolves and one pig....It would've been strange for predators to be in a relationship with their prey as people would say, but it happened with you and the boys.

Wolves eat pigs, so the first time you met them they tried to kill you.

"Come on you guys, there's 4 of us and one simple pig....we have been snacking on preys for days"

"Whatever fatass, you always hog the preys to yourself and we never get to eat some!"

"You guys are too busy savoring the food anyways, you should've eaten it while you still can!"

"Cooking it tastes better Cartman, that's gross when you eat it raw"

*muffles* (I agree with Stan)

"Whatever, it looks like we all agree on this then"

Yeah, the first time meeting them didn't go too well with you.

But in the end, they got a little too attached and close to you.

4 wolves that can just single you out and eat you right on the spot has developed a soft side for you. You couldn't even imagine a predator turning soft for their prey, but I guess it happened anyways.

You became friends with them, best friends, close friends, and even getting together in a relationship with them.

You went from being their prey, to being their s/o. You must be lucky.

Headcanons:

Each and every one of them loves giving you cuddles, even if they won't admit it. (Cartman would mostly deny it)

Please give them head pats, they like them! Their tails always wag in a playful manner whenever you're giving them head pats.

Kisses? Definitely. They love giving you kisses on your cheek, forehead, and lips! Them kissing you at the same time isn't an option for them so they have to take turns.

But that might end with them arguing with each other if one of them kisses you more and never lets the others get a chance to kiss you. 😅😅

They might even try to scare you sometimes, but they will stop once they see you don't like it or you're uncomfortable.

If you fall asleep on one of them, the others will turn it into a cuddling pile!❤️❤️❤️

How exactly do you guys cuddle? You're in the middle of course with them on both sides of you! They want to keep you safe so that's why they put you in the middle.

You always feel like you're in a big bear hug whenever all 4 of them are wrapping their arms around you while cuddling.

Morning routines with them are also sweet!

If you're still feeling tired they will continue to sleep in bed with you until you feel like getting up.

They probably might wake you up dramatically or if they're feeling nice enough, they might wake you up gently while carrying you to the bathroom to brush your teeth or wash your face, etc.

Stan, Kyle, and Kenny would probably be good at cooking in this scenario so they wouldn't mind cooking you some breakfast. (But they're letting Cartman cook his own as revenge)

When you're done eating, you carry on with the day with your 4 werewolf boyfriends <3 💚💙🧡❤️

I GOT CARRY AWAY WITH WRITING THIS! MY POOR HEART CAN'T TAKE IT!!! SGDJJFDHDKSOSIWUUSKAKSMMDBDJDJDKKDKDJDNNDHDUDJJDJHDHEUEIJSBYQIQISIXPOWHWILDBDIXL

[zerolostwalks]

Ok truth and dare game

🛼🍄🦷🪲🐝

🛼 ⇢ describe your latest wip with five emojis

(Going to cheat a bit and split this between fandoms)

🐺🏃‍♂️🎶😡🫂

🐢😴🧸🎧❓

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

(So many ships and yet all the headcanons vanish from head XD)

I think a big part of what draws Carrie and Reggie together is they can see the mask the other wears. Not the cracks exactly, like none of that I can see through to the real you. Because the mask is as much a vital organ as the rest of them. So it's not I can see your mask and want to know the real you. More like I see you also have a mask and understand why you can't just be rid of it.

🦷 ⇢ share some personal wisdom or a life hack you swear on

Avoid the never.

Either you will get too set in a place that will slowly kill you mentally/physically because you are unwilling to change/grow. Or life will find a way to prove you wrong.

🪲 ⇢ add 50 words to your current wip and share the paragraph here

He’d never been allowed anything more than a simple belt before. Parents citing the impracticality of all the studs or outright balking at any price tag they deemed too high. A benchmark Reggie never seemed to be able to properly gauge.

 With a grunt Bobby shoved his handful of suspenders into his basket before reaching over and tossing the studded belt into Reggie’s

🐝 ⇢ tag your biggest supporter(s) and say one nice thing about them

First and foremost I've gotta tag the Canoe Crew (@daintyduck99, @bananakarenina, @invisibleraven, @innytoes, @where-you-go, @musicmuse0609 )

In all honesty without them I would never have written as much as I have. I would have never attempted to write any prompts. The amount of JatP I would have written would have stopped with 2 half formed blurbs and a mediocre monologue.

They are an inspirational, caring bunch who lift each other up and obviously care deeply for each other. Their talent always impresses me and most of my bookmarks and downloads are their works. (Hell, when I went through that brief oooooh you can bind your own books phase, if materials weren't so expensive, theirs would have been the works I would have bound. Half the reason I downloaded them all in the first place)

Doubling back I don't think I can emphasize how much they care. So many days are brightened seeing how much they love life, their fandoms, their friends and family.

I'm just the lucky spider in the corner they let hang out and spin occasional webs and tangentially get to be exposed to the awesomeness that is them.

Hell they got me just plain tapping into all my artistic pursuits in a way I've never had before. Like I'm allowed to to not only create for myself but be proud and enjoy those same self-indulgent creations. I've said it before, that I create for me, but I don't think I truly believed it until them.

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It feels weird tagging you in your own ask but @1mnobodywhoareyou you were an unexpected godsend bit of encouragement. Always ready to send that ask or tag to get me to write even an extra sentence. Even if it's for a fic or WIP you haven't read or potentially might not. Like with that beetle ask up there!!

[fairly-linked]

Hello if request are open. Can I request twilight headcanon with his werewolf reader?

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Ooh, sure! Good idea! If it's okay, we're gonna say reader becomes a werewolf by night. Enjoy! 💕

Twilight With a Werewolf Reader:

When you're still new to the chain, he's a bit confused as to why you constantly offer to take watch. He doesn't understand; everyone needs sleep. Why were you so adamant about not getting it?

This draws suspicion, and not just from him. Everyone's a bit on edge around you, the two most cautious ones being the Old Man and the Vet, naturally.

Time does eventually allow you to take watch, but someone else has to accompany you, to which you oblige, but on one condition: it has to be the same person every time.

Knowing Time already has his hands full, Twilight steps up to the plate. It's the older brother instinct in him, he can't help it.

At first, Time's pretty hesitant. That's a dead giveaway that you're up to something, he just doesn't know what yet... but after some convincing, claiming you have a hard time seeing in the dark and need it to be the same person so you aren't fooled, he reluctantly gives in.

So he obliges, letting Twilight take over. Twilight's a bit nervous at first, he doesn't really know you... but for the sake of his group, he swallows his fear and does it anyway.

Right before sundown, you saunter off somewhere, and no one can find you. Twilight notices this, and he realizes you're much like him in that sense, when he turns.

Hours pass, and he starts to get a bit worried. Had something happened? It's dark out now, where were you? Everyone else had gotten tired of waiting for you and went to sleep.

Twilight jumps suddenly at a rustle in the bushes, drawing his sword quickly.

"...Twilight? Are you the only one up...?" he hears. It's your voice, calling out softly so as to not wake anyone.

"...Yep, jus' me..." he replies carefully.

"...Promise me you won't be scared? I won't hurt you, I promise..."

At the frightened tone of your voice, he sighs, lowering his sword. "I promise... you can come out...."

...Twilight is not prepared for what he sees. It's... you? But you're... you look like a werewolf. Golden eyes, (h/c) fur, unnaturally long claws, and you're much taller than before... several inches taller than him, even. he's sure you're much faster, too.

"Whoa... (y/n), that's you...?" He questions, moving closer in an attempt to wrap his head around your new form.

He hears you sigh. "Yes, it's me... This is why I wanted the same person to be up with me. I didn't know how you'd all react..."

'That's reasonable,' Twilight thinks to himself. "How...?"

You sigh again. "I was cursed by one of Ganondorf's most powerful mages years back. I've brought this issue to every magic dealer in existence, and none have been able to break the curse."

"...I see." He says. "Well... you and I ain't so different. You keep my secret, and I'll keep yours?" he asks, extending a hand to shake. You oblige, an eyebrow raised. "Uh, sure? But what secret...?"

He only smiles, putting a hand over the strange-looking pendant around his neck. It becomes too bright for you to see clearly, but the next thing you know, a wolf with the same markings Twilight bears on his face stands where the rancher once stood. You know it's him.

"Whoa..." you gawk, kneeling to get a better look at him. He only stays this way for a minute before changing back.

As the light fades, you see him standing in front of you as a normal Hylian once again. "Some o' them don't know, so I don't wanna blow my cover. Also, I can't talk when I'm like that anyway..."

Thankfully, no one wakes up. The two of you have a lively conversation until Time gets up for the next watch.

When he sees you, he freezes, not recognizing you at first; but Twilight's quick to explain So that's what you'd been up to.

You saunter back off into the woods when Time takes his watch, sleeping in a nearby cave.

If anyone tries to ask why you were sleeping so far away, you just claim you need privacy. Usually does the trick.

Either way, Time sees no harm in keeping you even if you turn in such a way. He knows he and Twilight will have to explain it to the boys eventually.

But for now? Twilight's just happy to have someone to relate to.

[apostlearcana]

Info Dump. Now *holds gun*

Okay, okay! ;; Under a cut! ...but first, some history. (Also under the cut!)

Zenkichi's big turn and the first time I saw the August 14th scene was two days before my birthday, March 20. My friends were telling me that he was gonna be the one I would yell about ridiculously, and I snorted it off. How could anyone think that the dorky cop was gonna be the one I liked the most? I liked the single dad sad cops that would absolutely tear down the country for their kids. … …and then I saw the entire scene with Zenkichi after Sapporo, and I was absolutely thrown headfirst into 'wait, what in the fuck is this?' Needless to say, I had to stop after the save point because I was crying. A lot. Goofy old dork is actually- really fucking messy on the inside? Oh no. Oh NO, I suddenly latched on like a fool.

It sort of became a big spiral from there about him, and I began to come up with a ridiculous degree of sad with him that the game never explained because- it's a month long experience. And not enough time to really dive into the meat of the whole "EXCUSE ME, THE NEW DAD WE PICKED UP IS ACTUALLY FULL OF SELF-LOATHING AND BULLSHIT" sort of idea. (And about how Joker/Akiren was somehow okay with working with a fucking cop after. Y'know. All of P5/R? MUH?)

As per this introduction of Zenkichi and in my time crying about him for the last three years, I have thus come up with the following... headcanons and sobbing ideas.

🅱️LEASE NOTE A LOT OF THIS IS FIXED IN MY SILLY ALTERNATE UNIVERSE FOR THINGS, BUT IF IT SOUNDS NEAT, IT CAN BE APPLIED IN OTHER CONTEXTS.

🌸-🐺-🌸-🐺-🌸

Zenkichi and Valjean have had a connection for the last some twenty plus years. It started as that little voice in his head that would tell him to push the envelope, chase the bad guys, indulge in his anger. Zenkichi would often rebuff these advances, and over time, the voice got louder and angrier at how he wouldn't speak up a lot for himself because of 'how he just sits like an obedient dog and takes it.' It's only in Akane's jail that he finally breaks free of his chains and begins to really make a man out of himself.

Zenkichi does have some mental illnesses, mostly due to childhood trauma involving emotional abuse from his father. Emotions were pretty much a way to get his dad to yell at him about how weak he looked; being sad or angry or even melancholic were good ways to get the 'boys don't cry' talk of sorts often, and he bottled his emotions at a very early age. (And he still does many times, mainly because he doesn't want the kids to see him breaking down. The Thieves often help him with this, as does Maruki to an extent.)

There's a saying that your anger can hurt you more than it can hurt others, and it actively applies to Wolf's Fury mechanic in the Metaverse. As it stands today (04/03/2024), the kids vaguely know of his power and how it can fuck him up in the Metaverse. What the kids don't know, however, is that his wounds carry into the real world and give him many scars. At first, he tries to chalk them up to wounds he got when he was on the force for years, but it eventually will catch up to him: when the Thieves see the damage it does to him, they get… very concerned, to say the least. And they will hound him to get scar cream for some of the worse ones.

Zenkichi has smoked for a few years, but he did stop before he met the Phantom Thieves; he can't do the mile for shit, but he can jog fairly okay. His drinking habits aren't that great, though, to wear he can actually have enough to pass out. ...he's getting better though. Trying to get better. (He can get to be too lazy to get up and get one.)

Each time Enduring Soul activates for Zenkichi, it fucks him up pretty badly. I know the game mechanics say he survives with one HP and bounces back, but I've taken it a step further to say that yeah. He dies. He does die, and he comes back with renewed fervor. As the only known playable character that isn't a protagonist to have this ability, I have once more taken it to a higher degree of fuckery and made it worse.

Every one of the Phantom Thieves's experience with a shitty dad makes him want to go and punch a bastard, but they convince him not to do so... so he won't go to jail. However, he doesn't listen and visits many of them. And while he doesn't get physical, he instills the fear of Valjean into every one of them.

To help deal with his anger issues he's unlocked since his awakening, he's since remembered his hand-to-hand combat training from being on the force; with Valjean's (genuine) gentle nudges and coaxing, he finds himself slowly going back into combative sports. He finds it liberating when he can go wild in private away from the kids, knowing that many of them have some kind of trauma from adults being angry or violent.

THAT SAID… when the kids find out about his habit, I'd like to think that Zenkichi admits that he didn't want to tell the kids out of fear and their traumatic pasts and whatnot, but they're far more relieved he has an outlet for said rage that's healthy for him and not doing worse things. (It also comes in handy for other things- because these kids can't stay out of trouble too often, but that comes down the line much later.)

Gramps- does leave the force, but only after he and Miyako speak about it at length for a long time. He ends up becoming a private investigator with quite the name for himself that gets mumbled through the streets: the Wolf of Kyoto.

I have quite a number more but... this is getting long.

[fatuismooches]

Omg i'm so happy you loved my brainrot about Tsaritsa and Fragile Reader interactions 😭 and i'm back with more!

Pretty sure i saw your post stating you had finished Fontaine's AQ but just in case:

SPOILERS WARNING!!!

Alright. Can we talk about Freminet? About "Hydro Dragon, Hydro Dragon, don't cry!"?

After the AQ and all the hints presented, it has become more or less clear - Enkanomiya's prophesy turned out to be true and Neuvillette is the reincarnated Hydro Sovereign. Neuv may not be the Archon, but who is stopping us from creating wholesome headcanons?

So, if Neuv experiencing strong emotions such as grief, sadness or self-doubt causes a rain to fall in Fontaine... What about Tsaritsa's heartache causing sweeping blizzards that last days, weeks, MONTHS, sowing chaos in the nation of cryo?

What if Snezhnayans have a similar saying? What if House of Hearth children were taught a somewhat re-phrased saying to comfort their "Mother" - Tsaritsa? (I feel like if orphans call Arlecchino "Father", like Lyney did in AQ, then presumably, Tsaritsa should be "Mother". They are also given surnames of Snezhevich (male) or Snezhevna (female), which basically translates as son/daughter of snow!)

Tsaritsa is wholesome. Harbingers are wholesome. And hoyoverse is telling me i have to wait 2 more years to meet the rest of their family? They better feed me crumbs of official lore or else i will starve 😭😭

- 🐺

UGH YES!!! CANON!! Poor Tsaritsa though :( As much as she doesn't want her people or nation to suffer, she can't help the icy winds that howl through the land and pound against windows, or the snow that stands knee-deep. Yet many of the citizens still feel pity for their suffering Archon despite the situation.

I really like that idea! With her whole thing probably being the God of love it would make sense that she is looked on as a sort of mother figure who is supposed to be loving and nurturing to her people (despite Dainsleif saying otherwise.) And I actually didn't realize that part about the surnames until I looked it up, that's pretty cool!

And yup, 🐺 anon me and you will be waiting 2+ years to see her and the other Harbingers. 😓 Honestly I don't even know how going to Snezhnaya will play out considering we're the Fatui's enemies and I'm sure the Tsaritsa doesn't think very fondly of the Traveler lol

[chemicalmongrel]

Character Building Question: 35. What is the smallest, morally questionable choice they’ve made?

Learn how to Howl!

// You know, this question was actually a lot harder to think of an answer for than I expected it to be. There is so much massive morally questionable things Vander has done in his life before and after becoming Warwick. To the point where I do not believe there are any "small" ones like that after becoming Warwick.

// However, prior to his transformation, a lot of Warwick's smaller, morally questionable choices happened from the day to day while running the Lanes. Especially when it came to the children he ended up adopting along the way.

// But the smallest?

// If I would have to say, it is probably something he did or said during the early years of raising Violet, Powder, Clangor and Mylo. Something he thought might have been inocuous or innocent. But then later on, days or months, he sees just how massive an impact it had on them.

// In this way, I think a series of small questionable moral decisions he made along the line likely greatly shaped Silco into what they both became during the moment of betrayal.

// It isn't easy to go from rebellion figurehead to protective papa bear, even more so in a town like Zaun.

[aimedis]

david & angel headcanons 🐺👼

"oh angel.. my angel..."

david and angel are always touching each other's hands. especially angel who uses them to fidget when they're struggling to focus

angel doesn't usually call david "david" unless they're angry

david doesn't call angel by their name either

angel loves playing with david's hair

their song is perfect by ed sheeran (duhh)

angel likes to straddle david, like sitting on his hips with their hands on his chest and david likes it too

angel stands on their tippie toes to kiss david on the forehead and david thinks it’s endearing as shit

david loves resting his head on angel's chest almost as much as he loves their head on his

angel is the second oldest of five siblings and they all love david

angel's parents love david even more. they gave him the paternal relationship that he's been missing since his dad died even though he can't really tell them everything about him

angel used to have an eat1ng dis0rder. they are recovered but they sometimes still struggle with eating. david is always there to help him (rubbing their back, feeding them, encouraging them, distracting them etc.)

angel paints their nails often and david always picks the colour. he's very particular about it as well, making sure they don't use the same colour as last time and that the colour compliments their skin tone

they cut each other's hair at home

angel gets the biggest smile on their face whenever david introduces them as his mate

they are both ticklish so they chase each other around the house tickling each other (david uses it to get angel out of bed, angel uses it because they think they're hilarious)

angel is hands down the funniest person david knows

david never sleeps well if angel is away from home. if they haven't called him before bed, he doesn't sleep at all

angel is highkey obsessed with david. they always look for him in a crowd, they're always texting him, always talking or thinking about him

angel sing-songs "daveyyyy" whenever he's working or cooking and they're coming to bother him

david is lowkey obsessed with angel. he's also always talking to or about them, thinking about them, and spinning his wedding band around his finger when he misses them

whenever angel needs reassurance, david would always give it to them with the softest voice ever heard from him

david's love language is gift giving (and physical touch) and angel expects a new trinket or something from him at least three times a month

angel's love language is physical touch (and words of affirmation) and they just always know when he needs a pick-me-up cuddle or pep talk

angel writes david mini-love letters every few days and slip them in his jacket pocket

david introduced angel to his dad's grave after their one year anniversary. they both cried a lot

angel is such a crybaby when it comes to david being nice to them

when they argue, it's used to always be about david being unnecessarily rude and angel being invasive

now, they can argue about literally anything if they're heated enough

angel starts acting like david when they're fighting or just angry in general and two davids having an argument doesn't usually end well

their arguments end up as screaming matches more often than not but they don't really say things they don't mean anymore

they make up as soon as there's the slightest silence

"what are we arguing about again?" "i don't remember. want ice cream?"

the serious arguments aren't usually screaming battles, they do generally speak to each other calmly and respectfully when they're genuinely concerned about an issue

they have never slept separately (one in the bed, one on the couch) even when they're angry at each other

they don't go to sleep angry (at each other or otherwise)

angel got david flowers first in the relationship (they get each other flowers but david does it more)

angel has every single flower david has gotten them dried in a several scrapbooks

angel used to be simultaneously worried about being too much to handle and not enough for anyone in their life. the feeling eventually faded because they see the way david looked and continues to look at them

david thrives off of knowing how flustered he makes angel with no effort (he looks into their eyes for a second too long and their face flushes/they smile nervously and turn away)

angel does like working out with david a lot of the time though they have a lower endurance than david does so he helps them through their sets (david is their number one supporter)

david can tell when angel is in a bad mood within seconds, he can just feel it

during the solstice is one of the rare moments where angel will cook for david (they just spend the whole day taking care of him and cuddling him)

david covers angel’s face for them when they yawn in public. he also does it when they make questionable faces or if they start crying around other people, he’ll cover their face for them. (he does it so often that angel doesn’t think to do those things on their own anymore when david’s not around)

david never hesitates to pull angel closer whenever they flinch even a little

david always needing to slap angel’s ass before either of them leave to go anywhere (he slaps it hella hard if they’re caught off guard and taps it if they’re just moving to another room)

angel acts overly sweet and cringy to david on purpose in public to embarrass/annoy him (david does it to them in private so they feel how embarrassing it is) 

-angel holds and tugs onto david’s sleeves absentmindedly a lot (not for his attention most of the time just because they’re comfortable) 

whenever david says something “girly” or “online terminology”, angel always says “someone cooked here 🤨”. (it was them, they cooked here)

angel shaves david's face for him when they have a little extra time in the morning

david shaves whatever part of angel's body they usually shave as well

they love waking up at the same time in the morning because getting ready together is the best part of their day

they love showering together, not even sexually they just like being close to each other at all times

david often says "love you too" without the "i" just to piss angel off

david squeezes angel's cheeks all the time

angel thinks a jealous david is the funniest thing in the world because he's literally just sulking in a corner

david thinks a jealous angel is sexy because he thinks they're hot when they're mad

angel gets more jealous than david but only slightly. they know their man is hot and they see the looks his gets

they have resorted to straight up making out with him in public just to stake their claim. david is a freak and enjoys it

david sees angel talking to someone that's not him and he starts pouting (glaring). angel teases him about it all the time and he just grumbles into their neck

angel used to be a (contemporary) dancer and they do dramatically exaggerative revamps of their old routines in front of david to be funny (he laughs every time)

angel flexes being a shaw all the time, david flexes just being married

whenever angel is unable to play their favourite games for whatever reason, david will play it for them

they both spend an egregious amount of money on each other (especially with their wedding gifts to each other)

david never lets angel pay for anything if it's not a gift for him (angel hasn't touched a bill in five years)

angel gives their little siblings a lot of money all the time and when asked why, they say "i have a husband, i don't need it"

[acey-wacey]

Hellooo~ glad to see requests are open! So, could i request headcanons reactions of the boys trey, leona, jack, jamil and idia (seperately) seeing their gn! S/o in their clothes? (Pretty much like the ones you did for ace, deuce, and silver but with different characters this time) thank you very much! ❤

Thank you for requesting!

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Wearing Their Clothes

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♣️ Trey Clover ♣️

Trey is very flattered when he sees you wearing his jacket around campus.

He immediately recognized it as the jacket he loaned to you 3 months ago that you happened to "lose".

He confronts you later and tells you that if you want to wear his clothing, you could just ask.

It doesn't stop you from stealing it though.

It's 10 times more fun to take his shirts when you aren't supposed to have them.

At this point, your closet has more of his clothes than his does.

He's very chill about you wearing his clothes except when you wear them as pajamas.

There is something almost personal to him to see you in one of his t-shirts and a pair of fuzzy pajama pants.

It feels so incredibly domestic.

It's then that he realizes he wants to spend the rest of his life with you.

...

🦁 Leona Kingscholar 🦁

Leona will never leave you alone about it.

If you steal his clothing, he'll tease you relentlessly about how you just like how it smells like him.

He doesn't know what to say when you agree with him.

In reality, he loves seeing you wearing his oversized hoodie.

He won't deny it when he admires you, staring at you continuously.

You get flustered at the attention and he just smiles.

He loves flustering you, but he's the one blushing when he sees you asleep in his hoodie.

He just wants to watch you forever, his clothing a reminder of how he managed to be loved by you.

As relentless as he is about his teasing, he loves how his clothing plasters a "do not touch" sign on your forehead.

It's like a warning to the rest of the school that you're his and anyone who touches you will have to get through him.

It provides a nice sense of security for whenever he can't be right by your side.

...

🐺 Jack Howl 🐺

Tall boy hehe

Jack has the comfiest clothes, I don't make the rules.

Like the sweatshirts he has are all still really soft and so warm.

You have to steal them at every given opportunity.

He's glad to give you any clothes you want to borrow if you just asked.

He does have to take something of yours as "insurance" though, to make sure you bring it back.

He actually just wants something of yours to remind him of you when you're not there.

He loves when his clothes are oversized on you though he never actually says anything.

He doesn't have to though; you can see his tail wagging when you wear his giant sweatshirt with some of your boxers.

(Note- I don't care if you're genetically female, you're wearing boxers because they're comfy)

It might be partially because you're so exposed but Jack feels that there's a certain vulnerability in wearing his clothes like that.

...

🐍 Jamil Viper 🐍

You and Jamil trade his clothes back and forth so they always smell like the other person.

He first noticed that a couple sweatshirts of his had gone missing but the anxiety was soothed when he figured out you had it.

It did fluster him a little bit when you gave it back, pouting because it didn't smell like him anymore.

After he wore it for a while he realized that he really liked having your smell surrounding him, even when you're not there.

He's so busy that he can't stay with you all the time but he makes a conscious effort to trade his clothes with you whenever necessary.

He is also the most willing to lend you a jacket of you get cold.

It's how you steal most of the jackets you have of his.

You have a secret collection in the back of your closet of boyfriend jackets you hope he doesn't notice are gone.

He notices but he doesn't say anything because he thinks it's cute.

...

🎮 Idia Shroud 🎮

Idia is so so so flustered.

He never imagined that anyone would want to wear his clothes like that.

You'd have to periodically remind him that you are, in fact, a couple and you can do couple things.

He doesn't see what's so special about his jacket, it's just a jacket.

But you treat it like it's fine couture, wearing it everywhere and showing it off.

He knows that it isn't much of a deterrent for other people to have a physical reminder that you are dating him since he is not the most threatening.

But he likes knowing that you aren't afraid to claim him as your own.

You like to wear the big puffy coat he has as a school uniform.

It's so warm and when worn incorrectly enough, can envelop your entire body.

After too many days of panicking because he can't find his uniform, he just lets you have that jacket and buys a new one.

He can't bring himself to ask for it back, it means too much to you.

[valentine-writes]

Hiya!!! This will be a bit of a long one but I think if anyone could write it out it's you 👉👈✨

Would you be willing to write headcanons for the glamrocks and the daycare attendants (all separate) where their S/O (the reader) has given them their phone to play music on while they work nearby, not close enough to hear what they're playing but enough that their partner can ask them questions if they get confused, because their animatronic asked about music and really has only ever listened to the things Fazcorp owns and not music from the Outside World, and said animatronic goes snooping and sees a playlist labelled with their Motif (🐻🐺🐊🐥🌕☀️) and like a whole bunch of hearts and glitter (that was clearly hidden away for some reason) that you'd clearly been trying to hide, so the animatronic decides to listen in on whatever this playlist was, especially since it seems this was about them, made long before you two had started Dating at all, and it opens up to some of the most yearningest love songs known to man. Like the sappiest, sweetest, head over heels nonsense the animatronic has ever heard. S/O isn't happy when they get back and catch their animatronic partner red handed having snooped where they weren't supposed to (almost having listened to the whole playlist), but when asked about having made the playlist that's the definition of Down Bad, they have to stutter their way through an explanation, that they were absolutely smitten with their animatronic before they'd even really become friends, and this playlist kinda put their feelings into words so they could be Normal around their animatronic.

Tldr; Mostly, I just want you to write headcanons about the animatronics listening to love songs that their s/o clearly thought fit them, and how they'd feel knowing that their most favorite human in the world wants to kiss them so bad it makes them look stupid!!

I hope you have fun with this one, even if you don't write it it's a fun thought to play with :)

1-800-LOVE !

[ tws + notes: very unedited, insane amounts of tooth-rotting fluff, if i stay still long enough canon can't see me, established romantic relationship, some swearing ig ? ]

↳ ft. the glamrocks, sunnydrop/sun, and moondrop/moon

「 gn! reader, romantic relationship <3 」

author's note: FIRST OF ALL I AM SO FLATTERED U ARE REQUESTING ME 2 WRITE THIS ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ !! <3 i love this concept so much u have no idea how excited i got when i received it. and second– though i was extremely tempted to assign at least once song for each animatronic which would be one of the songs featured in their playlist, i realized that my music taste in fact does not feature cutesy love songs. oops. i have compromised by including a song which reminds me of this prompt!! again, thank u so much anon i love this req. hopefully u enjoy what i've created!!!!! (๑>ᴗ<๑) !

GLAMROCK CHICA headcanons:

▸ ooughh mannn,, chica discovers so much new music!! she gets very excited abt this opportunity, knowing there's more music out there she hasn't discovered! though she tries out a buncha genres, she loves LOVES bubblegum pop, classic rock, and 80s hip hop. those end up being like. her Main Faves.

▸ she's pretty innocent in her intents when she accidentally stumbles across the playlist- she really only was trying to look for other stuff to listen to anyways, and figured your playlists might give her more great music. oh she rly does trust ur taste :]

▸however,,, while browsing for more stuff to listen to, the playlist catches her eye. it's a bit hidden away, but from the title she can tell it has to do with her somehow. of course, she's reluctant- but she figures it wouldn't be all that bad to check it out. she'd just apologize if you didn't want her to see!

▸ the first song begins to play and she listens- it's catchy and upbeat, sort of bedroom pop type vibe with sappy sweet lyrics. she finds herself nodding along to rhythm happily. hwo could she not love such a cutesy song?

▸ she doesn't even know the playlist is filled with love songs until she's midway through it. chica's fr like

"hm. maybe i'm sensing a pattern,,,,," (SHE'S A LITTLE DITZY BUT PLEASE SHE'S TRYING)

▸ but the second it hits her- the second she realizes why you made it, she cannot hold back from reacting out loud. her sudden squeal diverts your attention from your task at hand to her immediately.

"AAAA YOU MADE THIS FOR ME??? THATS SO SWEET OF U!!!"

"WHAT."

▸ you immediately figure out what she's talking about. sure the reaction is very, VERY bubbly and cute but it doesn't stop the heating of your face. you approach her, taking the phone and try to explain yourself, stuttering through every word- and she shushes u, sparing you of an explanation. chica pulls you into a tight hug, gushing about how much of a sweetheart you are. she is then very eager to ask if you'd let her make a playlist for u.

-

"hey, chica? you done with my phone yet?" you call back to her, now back to completing your task at hand.

"aaalmost! just you wait- i wanna make it perfect!"

she's had your phone for a while now. you can't help but wonder how long the playlist is going to end up at this rate. still, she gives you a smile and a wink when you glance to her, signaling you just to wait a bit longer.

maybe a perfect playlist would be worth the time waiting.

"there!" chica approaches, holding the bright screen inches from your face. "you can listen to it anytime you wanna- 521 hours of the best songs for my-"

you cut her off with a small "h u h."

turns out. the listening process was going to be much longer. oh well.

still worth it.

more hcs under the cut !!

GLAMROCK FREDDY headcanons:

▸ very interested in music beyond what fazcorp provides. instead of choosing songs at random, he checks through genres and tries out certain artists' discographies. he is Very Specific w/ trying new music. anyways! he endz up enjoying music by david bowie, elton john, and queen.

▸ freddy is quite curious about learning about the music he's listening to. he'll occasionally do a quick google search on the bands and singers he's listening to. sometimes, he'll just ask you the question himself.

"superstar? who is hatsune miku?"

▸ on one hand, freddy's so pumped to find music from the outside world. on the other hand. oh man. SO UPSET he can't listen to this stuff when he wants to on demand. bro doesn't have a phone </3

▸ gonna be real he didnt even mean to snoop around your phone all that much. he just happened upon your little playlist after trying to find a song you recommended him based on his new favorite artists.

he locatez tha playlist, and on first glance, doesn't really get why there's a playlist for him (which was made before you two were even together). were u just a really big fan??? once he scrolls through the songs and listens to a couple- he gets the message. and he is practically melting.

▸ a little anxious to tell you he found it though, considering if you wanted him to see it, you probably would have shown it to him. he doesn't wanna go through your private stuff- even if he just found a cute little playlist. the last thing he wants is to invade your privacy. he wants to respect boundaries as MUCH AS POSSIBLE. and ough. perhaps checking out your other playlists was not very respectful of him.

▸ regardless of his hesitance to tell you, he's very honest about it. not really one for lying. he tries to mention it in a non chalant way so you don't freak out (you do) and he doesn't get sent into a guilt spiral (he does)

he awkwardly hands you back the phone, trying to collect himself for a second before facing you.

"i like the playlist you made for me.." he says, giving you his best totally-not-nervous smile.

"thE WHAT"

▸ yes you try to get through your explanation without exploding. he does feel bad, watching you hide your face while trying to explain and stutter through your words- but oh. wow. he thinks it's absolutely adorable. insists that you should let him listen to the rest- when you're ready to show the playlist to him, of course.

-

"i did not mean to go through your personal playlists, i promise- i was just curious! ah,, although that is not an excuse-"

you try to calm your racing heart, fumbling to put the phone back in your pocket. "it's... fine- yeah- but don't you go poking around that playlist the next time i let you play some music!"

though your arms fold in front of you, huffing- you can't help but break a little smile.

freddy only chuckles, lifting a paw and patting the top of your head.

"of course."

"good!" you say, trying to conceal the small quiver in your voice. good thing he didn't listen to all of it. "i haven't gotten the chance to even update it recently so- so..."

oh god. he tilts his head, the small movements of his ears betraying his efforts to conceal his excitement in the promise of more music for him. no chance in hell were you about to confess that you were planning to add more songs to the sappy mess of a playlist.

"NEVERMINDBYE-"

ROXANNE WOLF headcanons:

▸ at first, roxy seems not to show much interest in checking out more music. you decide to play some music for her anyways- and later find her checking out some songs for herself.

▸ yeah, of course she likes glamrock- but wow. the real stuff is nothing quite like what fazcorp makes them perform. it's better.

along with glamrock, she likes punk music, midwest emo, alt rock- but. yo. she finds my chemical romance and goes insane. bro listens to one mcr song and immediately:

HQWJHDEJKFHEWJ THIS IS SO UNSERIOUS RN MB MB BACK 2 THA NORMAL HCS

▸you convince her to check out some other songs which may not be in the genres she's currently exploring, but are worth a listen. she reluctantly puts her mcr spree on pause for a little more variety.

▸ while getting there though... oough she snoops with the FULL INTENTION to find ur private playlists. the minute she lays eyes on the playlist, clearly labelled to indicate it's for her? she doesn't even hesitate. straight up hits play, faster than lighting. i mean, it's for her, no? why not have a listen.

▸ the first song began, and it's utterly sappy and oozing with lovey dovey emotion. at first she's like "bro. what is this." and then she's like. "oH. OH SHIT BRO."

doesn't take her long to realize why you made even before you were dating each other. god you were absolutely smitten by the looks of things- she can't help but snicker a little. how cute of you.

▸ this actually boosts her esteem greatly. like you wanted WANTED her. roxy's almost done with the entire thing and then you, who could just faintly hear the music- slowly recognize the order of the songs were playing in. in a haste, you drop everything in attempts to grab your phone from her.

▸ "HEY!! WAIT- YOU WERENT SUPPOSED TO FIND THAT-"

your efforts to reach the phone are futile, her being much taller and holding it ever so slightly out of your reach. of course she was teasing you now, of all times.

"guess you always were my biggest fan, weren't cha?" she laughs, watching you grab at your phone.

"GIVE ME MY PHONE ROXANNE."

-

your reddening face says it all. she seems to be enjoying this but don't let her fool you. though the playlist's songs were all sappy and heartfelt- it was genuine. the way you cared for her, even before you two dated was so kind and sweet. you loved her in the way she always wanted someone to. and oh,,, how she cherished being loved like that by someone like you.

once she's finally had her fun, she hands you your phone back. you immediately shove the phone into your pocket, and turn to go back to work, but she gently touches your shoulder, stopping you in your tracks.

she hesitates a bit before asking,

"...is there a way i can uh.. keep listening to this?"

MONTGOMERY GATOR headcanons:

▸ (on behalf of all the victims of the monty fans on tiktok, i will not be mentioning closer by nine inch nails. yes i know the amount of thirst traps created under this song for this character. i do not need to relive that event. /j /lh for the record he probably does find it and enjoy it though. im sincerely sorry.) loves a lot of music, similar to roxanne's taste but less pop-y and a little more underground. he's very specific.

▸ boys don't cry by the cure is the first song he hears, and is INSISTENT on getting to listen to more music that fazcorp doesn't have control over. it's a whole world of music out there- and lucky for him, you're lettin him experience it!!! ^_^

▸ you hand over your phone and surprisingly, his claws do in fact work with the touchscreen. huh. didn't expect that.

he finds a ton of new music he likes, probably creating a playlist of his own so he can relisten if you ever give him your phone again. on occasion, he'll ask you your opinion on a song he finds before playing it. he trusts your taste in music. just little random questions about certain artists. some of which, you don't know how to explain.

"what's 100 gecs."

"an experience."

he is very overwhelmed by All The Noises of hyperpop. decides it is not for him, but. hm. interesting to listen to.

▸ suprisingly, monty wasn't even trying to uncover any hidden playlists. he just happened to wanna see which music you enjoyed and bam. playlist with gator emoji. his stupid ass doesn't even realize its for him specifically. his thought process is just "oh?? music for gators??? i am gator. music for me." and clicks it.

▸ four songs in, he does recognize that it's a playlist of love songs- all the songs are sugar sweet, and he can't stop glancing down at the phone, and then back up at you.

he's a little confused though. based on the date it was made, you two weren't together- why would you have made thi-

oh.

▸ ok so he's not very subtle at all. the minute it clicks he IMMEDIATELY TELLS YOU HE FOUND IT. he has barely gotten through the thing and is already exposing the fact that he found a playlist you were definitely hiding from him.

▸ "why didn't you show me this earlier?" he asked you, grinning like an idiot.

"music from the outside world? well- i didn't know you didn't have access to-"

"no. this."

he raises the phone's volume, turning the screen over to you to show you what he's listening to. it doesn't take you long to register what's happening.

"MONTY PUT MY PHONE DOWN RIGHT NOW-"

-

it takes a moment for both of you to stop overheating before he shuts you up. you're trying to explain, stammering and shaking, pacing back an forth while all he can muster is a slightly amused, slightly flustered "uh huh.." to each of your attempted clarifications.

he then, proceeded to tease you even more than roxanne would've. though he laughs at how mortified you seem to be, it's hard for him to deny how much you made him feel.

it was a strange feeling, being so cared for. he doesn't know how to explain how glad he was to have found the playlist, or how to express his adoration for you. monty isn't exactly the best with words after all.

once you manage to grab your phone back, and his loud laughter dies down, there's a small quiet moment between the two of you.

"it's a good playlist, y'know." he mumbled sheepishly. "...would love to hear the rest of it sometime."

he totally bragged about it to the rest of the glamrocks by the way.

SUN headcanons:

▸ be nice to the guy,,,, if u had just discovered more music beyond the daycare theme and the occassional music you could sort of hear from the glamrocks, maybe you'd also have shit music taste. /lh

you find that sun's music taste is... eccentric. certainly very subjective and niche but. yknow. whatever. he seems to have a talent for finding obscure songs??? like. really easily. he just stumbles across them and enjoys them.

▸ the music he enjoys tends to encapsulate his energy very well. silly, lighthearted songs. some which uh,, may not be quality (this part does NOT apply to sun), but they're FUN. just. listen to all those goofy ass noises in the daycare theme and tell me im wrong. he also finds veggietales and you practically have to beg him to listen to something other than silly songs with larry

▸ accidentally goes a little overboard with random song selection. likes to skip into the middle parts of songs instead of listening from start to end. has a habit of looping songs a ridiculous amount of times if he enjoys or skipping them early if he decided thirty seconds in that He Doesnt Enjoy them.

▸ and then accidentally blasts death metal. full volume. an opportune moment to teach him about the volume button!

"what was that..."

"i think that was by dying fetus?"

that band is not for him. not daycare approved.

▸ FINDS THE PLAYLIST. GOES INSANE. debates on whether to play it or not but... yknow. figures oneeee song couldnt hurt. and another. and another. oh lord he's obsessed. u made this?? for him???

▸ he does feel incredibly guilty he's been listening to a playlist you've clearly been hiding- it felt like discovering a secret he wasn't supposed to know. except this was the type of secret he only wish he heard earlier. you loved him for so long!!! and to love him in this way- before even actually dating him??? you liked him THISSSS MUCH??? he's just upset you two didn't start datin earlier!!!!

▸ "i love the playlist you made for me, sunray!"

"thanks, i worked really hard on- WHAT."

he tells you that it's fine, you've got nothing to worry about, that you;re such a sweetheart and such a thoughtful, caring kind, lovely person- and still, you're terribly humiliated.

you were left hiding your face in your hands, as you tried to explain to him. the beating of your heart is as rapid as your speech.

-

sun pressed a hand to his chest, in mock offense. "you think giving me affection is embarrassing???? i'm wounded by your words!! how cruel of you sunshine... there iS NO RECOVERY FOR ME-"

"sun, goddamit, that's not what i-"

"NO MORE!! it aches too much for me to bear!"

"i'm deleting the playlist if you keep this up."

"IMSORRYILOVEYOUPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEDONT,,,,"

you broke him, nice going /j

now, everytime you've got a break by the end of the day and choose to spend it with him, he'll beg request that you play that cute little playlist you made for him. song after song, he pleads with you to play "just one more" before you've lost track of how many you've gone through.

"here, if i give you my phone, you can listen to the rest. i gotta get back to actually doing my job." you smile, handing over your phone. he holds it for a second- before giving it right back to you.

you raise an eyebrow, confused. wasn't he just begging you to listen to it? why doesn't he want to anymore?

with a smile, he explains with a level of sincerity that tugs at your heartstrings. "i like listening to it a lot more when you're around!"

MOON headcanons:

▸ you're the one who suggests letting him listen to a few tunes- at first, he really doesn't see the point. he seems indifferent when it come to music but curiosity, however, wins him over.

▸ he doesn't... really know where to start. unlike sun, who went pressing on every song which had a fun title or cool album cover- he just kind of stares at the screen for a bit. it takes some guidance and song reccomendations to actually get him listening.

moon doesn't ask many questions when listening. he takes a bit to go through options and pick-and once he does play one, listens to it start to end in complete silence.

▸ during all of this, you note that he has no genre preference, but seems to gravitate towards softer songs. (this is fully just me being a fan of the moldy peaches but. idk. i think moon would like their songs too.)

"I kiss you on the brain in the shadow of a train I kiss you all starry eyed, my body's swinging from side to side I don't see what anyone can see in anyone else But you..."

the song plays in the silence. once it ends, moon considers it for a second- and you smile as you hear him replay it. it's kind of sweet really. though he makes very little comment on the songs he listens to, you really can tell when he enjoys them or not.

▸ a couple songs in, and he's wondering what playlists you've made. you don't mind this at first, knowing he certainly wont find The Playlist. he tries out a few playlists- finds a few songs he likes, moves on. wash, rinse, repeat.

and then He Finds It.

▸ he's quiet about it. real careful not to make too much of a fuss so you don't know that he's found it. he begins listening through, wondering what type of songs you could have possibly added for a playlist created for him.

and is immediately struck with the revelation of why you created it.

▸ once he gets through all of it, and you're done your job- he hands back your phone with no intention to tell you he found the playlist.

however,, one glance at your listening history and you figure out exactly what he was up to. tucking the phone securely into the pocket of your pants, you confront him.

-

"you're mad." he comments, watching you struggle to form words correctly.

"you know i'm not mad." the blood rushing to your cheeks makes it incredibly hard to think. "i just- you know that- it's just that- when i made that playlist, i didn't think you'd find it- not like it's bad that you found it! okay, maybe a little bad- but- but- i'm not mad! it's just- that- um- when-"

the sound of your own voice becomes insufferable to you, as you try to clear things up. he lifts a finger and presses it to your lips, effectively shushing you.

he cackles a little- and it becomes apparent he only wanted to watch you squirm as you attempted to explain.

it then becomes very tempting to bite his finger clean off. moon's a bastard.

"secrets must not be kept." he chided. the glint in his eyes told you he was entertained by all of this.

your nose scrunches at this, mumbling under your breath, "well it's not much of a secret if we're already dating-"

"hush."

he loops an arm around you, pulling you close. his other hand, reaches up to pat your head. you were embarrassed- not about to cry. still, you weren't denying it was comfortable in his arms. you rested your head on his chest.

a few seconds pass. you finally decide to pull away from the embrace, before mouthing him a quick thank you.

your work is over, and with that, you're about to turn away and leave for the day- but the sudden weightlessness in your pockets makes your heart drop.

a crackle of laughter from his voicebox is heard, as he slowly reveals your phone in his hands.

you make a grab at it- and he is hoisted up by his cord into the air and very much out of your reach.

your ears can barely make out the first song on the playlist beginning. you open your mouth to protest, but he interrupts.

"i'm not done with this."

[sweetheartturtle2007]

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛𝑺𝒆𝒄𝒖𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒚 𝑩𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒄𝒉 : 𝒂𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒄𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔 ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝑭𝒓𝒆𝒅𝒅𝒚

🐻ok. so this big guy gives me a lot of touch-starved vibes.

🐻 I feel like he is that type of person ( or robot) that comes up behind you and gives you surprise hugs.

🐻so I think this guy is a king of cuddles.

🐻you two will be in his room, he'll be laying on the couch while you are sleeping in his chest (since you are a child you look so small compared to him).

🐻big papa bear can't help but want to hug you all the time. is just that you are sooo cute.

🐻Protective dad MODE: ON

𝑮𝒍𝒂𝒎𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒄𝒉𝒊𝒄𝒂

💅YASSS QUEEN!

💅ok soo I think this girl welcomes affection but not SO much.

💅like, she welcomes hugs, kisses, etc but she doesn't like hugs that last for hours, etc.

💅soo she'll like to rest her head on your legs and gives her head pats and she'll do the same with you.

💅carry you around is her favorite activity since she can give you hugs and little kisses.

💅she's big spoon while cuddling.

𝑴𝒐𝒏𝒕𝒈𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒓𝒚 𝑮𝒂𝒕𝒐𝒓

🐊I headcanon him as stundere.

🐊 I can see him blushing hard while cuddling (even if you are just a child) he thinks it makes him look less "cool and manly".

🐊he'll just carry you around when the mall is close and only when nobody is watching.

🐊while sleeping he secretly likes to hug you ( it's just that you are soo small like a little teddy bear)

🐊he secretly gets jealous when Freddy is carrying you but tries to hide it.

🐊he LITERALLY gets a malfunction when you gave him a little kiss on the cheek.

𝑹𝒐𝒙𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒆 𝑾𝒐𝒍𝒇

🐺I think this girl hates that people touch her

🐺with that big ego that she has 'think she'll be like "don't touch me with your filthy hands human" ( of course this only happens with adults, she won't be like this with the little kids)

🐺but with you, she'll make an exception. she will carry you on her shoulders.

🐺while you are sleeping in her arms she'll be groaning to anyone that comes a little closer to take you away from her.

🐺she hugs you really tight while sleeping together.

🐺the next day she will carry you with just one of her arms like if she's just carrying a teddy bear while rubbing her eyes with her other arm.

- bySophie's request cavin

[pierrotprincess]

could i get some headcanons for the glamrocks x skater aesthetic reader? you don't have to do it, if it's too much ˆˆ;

I kinda incorporated skating into this as well as the aesthetic. I'm kinda short on ideas, so this won't be very long, but I hope you like it!

Glamrock Freddy 🛹🧸

• He thinks you're really cool and unique! he wants to learn more about your style!!

He hopes you don't think he's lame though

• If you skate, he ups your ego by like 110%! He always wants to see whatever tricks or skills you have, even if you've already shown him them a billion times.

He wants you to stay passionate about it!

Montgomery Gator 🛹🐊

• Views you as competition, and he tries WAY too hard when you're around

It's definitely not also because he caught feelings 😁

• Eventually he comes around and he really starts to like you, but he still thinks he's way better

• If you skate, he'll be like "I bet you can't do [Thing that you can do]" and then he pretends his mind isn't blown.

Glamrock Chica 🛹🐣

• She also thinks you're the COOLEST! She wants to learn how to skate now because of you, whether you actually skate or not!

• She gives you outfit ideas!!

Roxanne Wolf 🛹🐺

• She very secretly admires you, but you have to talk to her first.

If you skate she's definitely watching you from afar

• She shows off how cool you are to to other people!

[glambots]

HCs for the glamrock’s reactions to two children getting into a fight (And i mean FIGHT fight, kids are really boxing) and how they would break it up?

🎩Glamrock-Freddy + "Breaking Up a Fight" HCs: 🎩

⭐He's shocked. Why are the children fighting? This is supposed to be a happy, peaceful place! (Okay, "peaceful" is subjective, but happy is implied!!!) He really doesn't know what to do. On one hand, he wants to step in! On the other, he doesn't feel qualified to do it--what if he does something wrong??

⭐Eventually, Chica has to give him a nudge like "Hey, please do something" because the guards can't get anywhere close to the kids. Despite being so much bigger and bulkier than both kids, Freddy tries to break up the fight as gently as possible. He steps between them, using one hand to hold each one at arms length. "Now, now. That sort of behavior goes against the regulations of the Pizzaplex!"

⭐Like a True Dad, he lectures them on how "violence is bad," gets them to talk it out, and maybe even apologize to one another. After all, no matter how bad the issue is there is always another choice! He comes out of the situation feeling somewhat satisfied with how he was able to handle it.

🐊Montgomery Gator + "Breaking Up a Fight" HCs:🐊

⭐(Grunkle Stan voice: CHILDREN FIGHTING--I CAN SELL THIS!!!) He's that dumbass in the corner egging them on or taking bets with Roxy on who they think might win. ("I'm betting on the big one." // "You kidding? The little one might not have the muscle, but he's got the moves!") Chica and Freddy are appalled.

⭐Eventually one of the security guards finally has to threaten him into finally going over and physically stopping it--which he does with ease, considering how much bigger he is than both kids. He just pushes one back with his hand over their face and picks the other one up by the scruff of their neck. "Alright, you two, break it up!"

⭐He has to go into this whole spiel about how "fighting is bad, yadda-yadda." Whatever. But he's also giving them pointers on their technique at the same time. You wanna end a fight fast? Go for the sternum! Gets 'em every time! (eyes security guard nervously) But also don't fight--if you can help it. (winks)

🍕Glamrock-Chica + "Breaking Up a Fight" HCs:🍕

⭐She's practically bouncing with how much anxiety she's got. While watching the two kids trade blows, she keeps glancing around the crowd, hoping and waiting for someone--anyone--to step in. (What if someone gets hurt??? Someone has to do something! ...Oh, wait! She can do something!!!)

⭐ First, she tries gently breaking them apart. But when that doesn't work, she has to be a little more forceful. She knows she can't physically pry them apart, so she ends up using that "scrapped" voice-box upgrade they gave her to...well, scare them apart. It's one of the few times anyone has heard Chica raise her voice like that.

⭐The kids, thankfully, are too shell-shocked by having a giant robot chicken SCREECH at them to remember that they were supposed to be fighting. Once she has their attention, she forces them to make-up--she might even make them hug it out. The whole thing is very nerve-wracking, but she ends up pretty proud of herself!

🐺Roxanne Wolf + "Breaking Up a Fight" HCs:🐺

⭐Like I said in Monty's headcanons, she likes to watch from the sidelines, making bets on who they think will win. It's only until it starts to look like they have no plans on stopping any time soon that she gets annoyed and decides she has No Choice but to step in.

⭐"Alright, you brats, break it up!" Sometimes the kids will stop at that point. But if they don't, she'll get between them, grabbing each kid by the top of their head and forcing them away from each other. ("Hey! I said break it up! Don't make me repeat myself!") If one of those kids chips her claws, she's gonna be so pissed.

⭐Like the others, she has to give the whole "no fighting in the Pizzaplex" spiel, while essentially degrading them the entire time. Seriously, you losers couldn't figure out how to handle this without fighting? Ugh, how lame. She'd never lose her cool like that. The children are thoroughly guilted.