#🐲 about me

[freeroam]

hiiii if you know me no you don't welcome to the secret tunnel behind my dragon cave where i self quarantine my chronic anime man syndrome

my three fictional weed smoking girlfriends :

true form sukuna header art is by aiiana_00 on insta 🩷

this sideblog will be for my self-insert/oc × canon content. if you're younger than 18 OR if you don't have your age visible on your blog DON'T follow fank yew 🐉

🚫 terfs, racists, zionists, homophobes etc get pushed overboard with rocks in their pockets 🏴‍☠️

⚠️ i do NOT fuck w a/i in any way shape or form, including art, character chatbots etc. pls take that shit elsewhere.

im a queer wlw and like to yurify my anime men for funsey cutesies sometimesssss lol💚

dassit. enjoy?

all dividers by @_ kodaswrld . . . ~ :)

[yumefag]

when you've liked someone for over half your life and you're still very insecure about it...

consider it a homage to this gerard donelan piece

[devineintentions-shipping]

Cw: Talk of periods [tmi(?) for tags]

I've been having a rough week so I'm just imagining Satan in his slightly smaller form laying his throat over my stomach to act as a heating pad to help with my cramping/aching. His swallowing acting as a slight massage as well.

[op uses masculine\neutral pronouns]

[murderyn]

I can't sleep so I'm thinking about ryn. I just think she's neat u guys

[forallofthedas]

Orsino Tag Drop

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Orsino is an elven mage and First Enchanter of the Kirkwall Circle. He can be an ally and plays a major role in Dragon Age 2.

Default World State: Does not use blood magic during the Rite of Annulment

IRL FC: TBD

🐲 i won’t wait for her to kill me: about orsino 🐲 grew up under the chains of kirkwall: orsino headcanons 🐲 your support has been a life line for me: orsino relationships 🐲 the first enchanter of the kirkwall circle: orsino visage 🐲 why give us the illusion of hope: orsino musings 🐲 you will not conquer this city without a fight: orsino interactions 🐲 where do you not see blood magic?: orsino asks 🐲 i must protect my people: orsino aesthetics 🐲 perhaps i’ll join you after all: orsino smut 🐲 meredith expects blood magic then i will give it to her: orsino crack

[chaoticcutiewhirl]

One thing stopping me from making a sideblog is that Sylvia would reblog that one fanart of herself more often.

[silverselfshippingchaos]

what exactly is your taste in women.... asking for a friend ofc.....

[rennelelorren]

Ok

I think I'm falling for somebody? But also I'm not sure?

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I'm aromantic. And I don't understand what I'm feeling towards people most of the time.

But I think it's most likely just a strong attraction. I just want to be friends a little bit too much.

Like

I do not think about that person all that much for it to be something romantic. I think a little about them when I'm at work (where we both working so it kinda happens naturally) and mb a little outside of it. And that it.

But what if that really is attraction...?

No waaaay. Are you joking? No way.

[dragonsrcool4real]

i love lying about my psych diagnoses to professionals

[ipatrichor]

Hey pat! I'm doing a mcyt exchange that has people do art/fics that they like and was wondering if I could use one of yours? It would be lead yourself home. You don't have to answer this if you don't want to, but I would like to draw art/write for it as part of the exchange!

It's a wonderful fic and I want more people to know about it, but it is completely okay if you don't!

Have a wonderful day/night!

wait that's so sweet wtf??? you can absolutely make whatever u like based on a fic of mine

if u end up deciding to use that one Please show me whatever u make... i will cry real tears and that is a promise!!

[krowbby]

Ankh-Morpork Dashboard Simulator

happy 40th anniversary everyone 🥳🥳

🌅peach-bi-street

who’s that watchman who’s kinda skrunkly

🐀↺riverrat Follow

helen. 

HELEN. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT NOBBY NOBBS.

🌅↺peach-bi-street

oh yeah

#are you gonna look at me and tell me that im WRONG?

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💌postal-service-top Follow

saw the postmaster today in his stupid gold suit. hes so hot

🌚↺lesbianbaker

i don’t get why people say this he’s the most average looking guy ever. his WIFE however

#you know that post that’s like ur at a lesbian bar and a hot older woman is smoking #and ur like. ‘can yuo put that out on me’ #yeah

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🥁evenmoremendeddrum Follow

do you guys think the patrician has a secret blog

🛤️↺makeyefret Follow

No, but I bet his secretary is on studyblr

🐶↺wufflesgirl Follow

are you kidding me the patrician is definitely on tumblr. brb committing treason so i can compliment his shoelaces

🥁↺evenmoremendeddrum Follow

peer-reviewed tags

#lord vetinari if ur reading this is legally a joke #wear an owl pin if ur one of us

🏚️↺ankhmorporkheritageposts Follow

Ankh-Morpork Heritage Post

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trainhoe-deactivated19890205

hot take but i kind of think the guild of assassins and thieves are problematic. like one of them you could ruin someone’s life and the other one you’re literally KILLING people. i know rich people are delusional but i can’t believe they literally think the best school for their kids is murder college.

🐲essential-dragons Follow

assassins got them

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[murderyn]

it'll never not be funny to me that the bg1/2 protag is known as Gorion's Ward. even by people who never knew gorion. imagine going about your life and people refer to you as your 'parents name's child.' like. Jack's Daughter. Marian's Son. Tim's Child. even people who never have met your parents. like your boss. university professor. your greatest enemies. strangers even you've never met before (who still don't know your parents!)

[osakunt]

How have y’all been ?!

[visenyaism]

Aegon Unworthy Administration Dashboard Simulator

⚔️ whiteswordtowerrr

the gold cloaks found my aegmon rpf guys it might be a while before my next update

💫 maidens-grace Follow

RIP OP this is why RPF is not only problematic (sinful against the Maiden AND the Smith) but will also literally deservedly get your skull put on a spike

⚔️ whiteswordtowerrr

I lived bitch. king aegon made me read it out loud to his brother because he thought it was funny but then he let me go. new chapter dropping in 20 minutes

#the dragonknight got all purple and furious but he did just have to stand there and take it. Just like in this next chapt- #the king did hook up with my sister afterwards though. what can you do

🍒lanadelreyene Follow

listennnnn im not saying he’s perfect im just saying liberating women from religious oppression and literal imprisonment in the maidenvault and letting his girl cousin do the economy and elevating women of all social standings to positions of prominence isnt NOTHING.

🫀tree-hearted

“king aegon is a feminist” “criston cole had hoes” you people will say anything on this website.

🛡️knighttime Follow

just saw that Daemon Waters kid like the king’s four year old bastard do a perfect standing backflip in the training yard. Kind of compelling. Kind of kingly. I don’t know…

#can prince daeron do a flip?????

🐉 rhaenyra-did-nothing-wrong Follow

It’s SO disgusting how the king would hire a H*ghtower hand only 50 years after that wretched family MURDERED HIS GRANDMOTHER AFTER USURPING HER THRONE. #UNWORTHYGATE

🪙 laenycashmoney150

Me and that nasty old man. To be honest

🌈 crystalcrowned Follow

I block everyone who is horny on main about the king on principle because fornication is a sin but op is talking about ALYN OAKENFIST?????? Girl.

🙌 fleabottomtop

Sneaking in through the secret tunnels in the red keep to smuggle queen naerys a vibrator and a blunt this shit is getting out of hand

💐 summersepta Follow

she would not like that. try again.

🙌 fleabottomtop

sneaking in through the secret tunnels in the the red keep to smuggle queen naerys a prayer book and a cigarette

🦇whentch

🐲 rogue-princess Follow

if i speak....🙈🤐

🐦‍⬛ raventreeballer-deactivated89169

FYI @ brackennation literally seduced the king to use her influence to ban pro-Blackwood posts on here. block and report this treacherous whore ASAP

🐎 brackennation-deactivated47170

I know it’s you missy. KYS jealous cunt

🎻bardalicious Follow

king aegon’s collection of teenage mistresses posting through it on the dash again

🔥 fireandwaters Follow

Sooooo sick of seeing delusional reachers reclaiming dragons**d as if that’s not a literal crownlands-specific slur used against the Valyrian-Westerosi community in King’s Landing and Dragonstone. I don’t care how many ae’s your grandma has in her name you are a HIGHTOWER you are a TARLY you are a REDWYNE you are seven forgive me for even saying this a BEESBURY. Categorically NOT a seed. It’s basically valyrian racefaking at this point

⛓️‍ gaymanpalehair Follow

Say it louder for the Great Bastards in the back!!!!!! theyre literally noble

🔥fireandwaters Follow

No I can say it?? I’m from KL I’m in the community why would it matter if I’m acknowledged

🌼 ever-sweet Follow

Seven hells my great-grandsire literally rode caraxes and I can’t acknowledge my own heritage? Dragonseed literally applies to ANY👏ONE👏of👏TAR👏GARYEN👏DES👏CENT.

🪵 kingswoody

At the rate the king is going everyone in the realm will be able to reclaim dragonseed in 20 years come on now

🐦‍⬛raventreeballer Follow

are we not going to acknowledge the toxic power imbalance of the king having had TWO Bracken mistresses and ONE Blackwood mistress????

🐚besterling Follow

THAT’S the toxic power imbalance you want to talk about??? That one??? Nothing else???

🔮hightowered Follow

okay I thought the valyrian racefaking discourse on here was dumb as shit but tell me WHY i just saw my bastard cousin serena change her name to “serenei” on all her socials and then start telling people she was from lys and can’t speak common.

#Good thing we’re dragonseeds otherwise this would be insane

🐟rainbowtrout Follow

non-riverlanders in 20 years when the Bracken-Blackwood beef becomes everybody’s problem because it’s a Targaryen civil war

🍎 fossoshethey

Quick where's that one meme about the valyrian god of prophecy playing dodgelance with random tumblr users

🎭mummersfarce Follow okay I’ll bite. did king aegon the unworthy fourth of his name do something problematic.

✨ fleabottombottom Follow

well as a dragonseed of dance-era descent i gotta say i am not appreciating how hard it is to buy purple shampoo in flea bottom recently what with the rate at which blonde bitches are being created in this kingdom fucking skyrocketing

🎭mummersfarce Follow

fucked up. blocking him now ✊

[silverselfshippingchaos]

I'm actually mad at how attracted I am to this idiot

[itsrlymine]

welcome to my page!

she/her. african. 25. master manifestor.

all my posts will be about I AM, pure consciousness, reality creation and law of assumption. i am gonna be so fr with y'all and give the tough love i wish i got at the beginning bc you literally have what you want as you read these words.

so happy to interact with all of you.

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