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INTRODUCING PHILLIP “PHIL” DEVILLE. A HUMAN FROM AMITY PARK.

Growing up it’s always been Phil and his twin sister, Lil. The two were the best of friends and did everything together. They shared a room, made mud pies, and hung out with their friends since they were babies. Tommy, Chuckie, Lil, and Phil were the best of friends and have known each other since birth. Nothing compared to how close Phil and his sister were though. 

As a kid Phil was known for being the weird one. He ate worms and wiped his boogers in the hair of the girl that sat in front of him in the second grade. When she finally caught on she started crying and it landed Phil in multiple detentions when he should have been at recess. At the time Lil thought it was the funniest thing, but as they grew older the gross pranks that Phil would pull didn’t seem to humor her any longer.

Phil says the day his life ended was the day Lil moved into her own bedroom. After that he hasn’t felt the same. It was years ago and still he feels disconnected from his twin. They’re still close, of course, and he loves his sister but things just aren’t the same.

Phil tried to look on the bright side of having his own room. He decorated it with Reptar posters but he also became very lazy. His room was constantly a mess and there was a strange odor coming from his dirty soccer clothes.

Soccer was something he never thought he would do when he was younger but when he was in middle and high school he played. Besides, Lil had began to find her own interests so why shouldn’t he? He didn’t love soccer, but it was something to do and it made his mom happy.

High school came and went and while all his friends and his sister were off to college Phil decided to take a gap year. He loathed school and had often skipped. Plus, his grades weren’t the best. 

During his ‘gap year’ he didn’t do much. He mostly hung out with friends, smoked weed, and lounged around the house. He did end up getting a part time job for the summer, but ended up quitting by just not showing up anymore. Phil was a very irresponsible person and hasn’t really grown out of that.

One year turned into six and Phil still hasn’t gone to college. He doesn’t have a job and he’s only ever had one other job besides his first one. He is very unmotivated and doesn’t really care.

During his time living at home he began to experiment with cooking. He was helping his mom make dinner one night and he tossed an extra ingredient or two in and boom a new dish was born. It didn’t look the best but it sure did smell good. It tasted even better! After that Phil started experimenting more in the kitchen and made all sorts of dishes. He loved to cook and pretty much was the sole chef in his family. 

Cooking for his family came with it’s perks. He wrote the grocery list and always threw in some good snacks on the list as well as the best ingredients. 

To make money to, well, do anything Phil helped his mom around the house. He cleaned the gutters, did yardwork, and pretty much anything she asked. Phil grew a lot closer to his mom over the past few years and, in a way, she became a replacement for Lil. Not that anyone could ever in a million years replace his twin, but he needed someone to cling to. And now that Lil moved out and got her own place with Kimi, Phil felt as lonely as ever. He had his mom and his friends though and he still talked to Lil daily so he supposed that was enough.

Doesn’t have a favorite food because there’s so many he still hasn’t tried, but does love spicy food. 

Plays a lot of video games. He enjoys the classic Reptar games as well.

Is just generally a very lazy and unmotivated person.

Thinks about going to culinary school from time to time because his mom has pushed him to do it, but he doesn’t want to deal with all the general education courses he would have to take first. He doesn’t remember what a hyperbole is let alone the Pythagorean theorem.

Is a Aries sun, Taurus moon, and Taurus rising.

More to be added later :)

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