#🐈 me answering

[the-greatest-assistant]

HELLO MISS UHHH CAT LADY??

-@autistic-arataki-itto

Hello Mister...........bull?

[the-greatest-assistant]

Sure.

Happy Valentines day Fremi.

For you.

Don´t tell Lyney, but I gave you a bit more.

"...!"

"...Thank you," Freminet said, accepting the chocolates with a look of wonder in his eyes. He almost didn't even want to eat them... the penguin carvings looked so nice, he'd feel guilty for ruining them. "I... I don't have anything for you, though... Do, uhm... Do you want to share?"

[redfurrycat]

Hallo!

I really appretiate your's Top Gun fanfiction recommendation list. Help me a lot to find good fictions. Can you please help me to find fiction I read, but forget the name?

What I remember about plot:

It was Hangster (or pre-Hangster), both were together in flight school and Hangman has problems with take-off and landing, so instructor put them together in a plane and Hangman can see how Rooster does it. They like each other and Rooster pretends bad radio signal to switch it off and talk together without witnesses. When they are landing there is stronger wind than they faced in training before but Rooster lands perfectly becouse he secretly knows how to fly a plane.

Thank you!

PS: Sorry for my bad english.

Hello hello anon!! 🤗🤗

Nonsense. Your English is fiiiiiiine! (Not my mother tongue either sooooo I couldn't possibly judge, if I ever was someone to judge how people talk... 😊)

Can someone please help this lovely Anon?? I'm not sure I know this one. Was thinking of two, but they're not it, I beleive.

Thank god, we have @the-ace-with-spades to thank for recognising his fic!! Thank YOU CHARLIE!!!!!! <3 slow down (you're doing fine) by charlie_mou "But have you ever thought about what happened after?" Suddenly, Jake felt like the tone alarm was going off and he was stuck in the cockpit with the hydraulics out. "After?" "His dad died before he even turned three. His mom died a week after he turned nine. Have you thought about what happened after?" Or, Seven years after their break up, Jake and Bradley are finally about to admit why it happened. But instead of resolving whatever there is between them, Bradley starts giving Jake heart attacks while in the sky - and Jake has a feeling it's all about more than flying. Going to Maverick for advice might just clear things up for him. (or, I heard 'slow ride' and 'waiting for the right moment' and made it into a backstory for all of Rooster's issues)

Have a sweet day!! 🤗

🐈

[pumpkinbirth]

Hello Pumpkin!!! (Hope I can just call you that!)I hope you're doing well today, sending love and support from yours truly!!! With how life is, I hope you aren't too stressed out. ❤️❤️❤️

I just saw the build a birth story game and wanted to try if that's okay.

🐈 anon!!!!

🤰1️⃣🏡 [cabin in woods]🛑✋️[pushing back, multiple times]👖

God, this is gonna be so exciting, I thought, letting myself into the small remote cabin I'd rented. I'd been planning on this ever since I found out my due date, and now that it was here I could finally put my plan into action. This would be where I could truly luxuriate in my labor, where I could indulge in the fantasy that I'd been having again and again through nearly my whole pregnancy.

I set to the bedroom to unpack, having to stop here and there to breathe through my contractions. They were starting to get closer together, which only made me buzz with excitement. Setting aside some PJs, I brought them into the bathroom so I could change and get fully comfortable.

There was a full length mirror mounted to the far wall, and once I'd carefully undressed I couldn't help but admire how I looked. I already loved the way I had grown over the last nine months, my heavy breasts resting perfectly on my swollen belly, but now that my belly had dropped I was even more entranced by it. My hands ran over the taut swell, feeling the restless shifting of my baby inside. I felt a contraction building up and met it like all the others, with even breaths and barely concealed anticipation. Unlike the others, though, this one seemed to last forever, and the pressure it brought was more intense than I'd grown used to.

Before I had a chance to speculate about it I let out a surprised yelp as my water broke, the splash practically echoing in the bathroom as I stood with my legs apart, panting softly as I both heard and felt it continue to drip messily, creating quite the puddle on the tile below.

"Mmh, not long now, huh?" I murmured happily to myself, carefully sidestepping the puddle and resuming the task at hand, shimmying into my pajamas. They were from before I'd gotten pregnant, and were arguably much too small for me now. But that was what I loved; the shirt now acted as a crop top, snugly fitting over my breasts and barely covering any of my belly. The shorts were even more snug over my newly wide hips, and I shivered at how tight it fit between my legs. It'd be perfect for what I had in mind.

One of my major fantasies, ever since I'd roleplayed it with a partner early in my pregnancy, was birth denial. Just pretending to have my labor forcibly stopped, to undo my progress by pushing my baby back inside me, had gotten me so hot that I secretly couldn't wait to try the real thing myself. So, as I made my way back to the bed and got comfortable, I couldn't wait for things to really start progressing.

I didn't have long to wait at all, and I moaned and rocked through another contraction, then another, my face flushing as I felt more wetness spreading onto my sleep shorts, the already tight fabric now clinging wetly to my cunt. I ran my hands over my body, truly savoring the way labor felt. When I felt the urge to push, I obeyed my body instantly and bore down with the next contraction.

Oh it felt amazing; the pressure of my baby sitting so low in my pelvis, the sensation of it inching further and further along...until at last I felt it beginning to part the lips of my pussy, beginning to crown. I moaned as I pushed, feeling the fabric of my shorts beginning to bulge out just a bit. Once I'd let up I gave myself a moment to recover before reaching down, letting out a shuddering sigh as I felt it straining against the fabric. I cupped my palm over the top of the head, then exhaled with shaky anticipation as I slowly, carefully began to push it back inside.

As much as I loved the feeling of my baby beginning to come out, the intense fullness when it was pushed back in was fucking incredible.

After a few hours both my shorts and the bedding were absolutely soaked with birthing fluid and my own wetness; again I let myself reach an almost full crown, and again I pushed my baby back in, sometimes keeping my hand pressed firmly over my cunt so I could resist my own efforts. Every time it became a little more difficult, until when I let myself push again I felt myself finally reach a full crown. Still, that didn't mean the fun was over.

I kept a hand resting between my legs, stroking over the large bulge in my shorts as the head of my baby strained against the fabric barrier. Even though I could no longer safely push it back in, just the denial provided by my shorts was enough to make me groan with excited pleasure every time I pushed. Although I'd originally planned to remove them at some point, I was so lost in the fantasy that I wanted to see if I could go all the way, if I could give it everything I had and fully give birth in them.

I was glad for the remoteness of the cabin, since it meant that I could moan and wail and even scream as much as I needed to, and oh god did I ever need to. I writhed in my bed and held the underside of my belly, the skin shiny with sweat as I bore down again and again. Just when I wasn't sure if I could really do this, my hips rose just a bit off the bed as I felt it, the fabric of my shorts was beginning to yield. Panting heavily, I waited until I had the strength before truly giving it my all, pushing harder than ever, feeling the spurt of more fluid followed by the hot rush of my baby being born. My ruined shorts bagged out, nearly having been shifted halfway down my thighs with the force of my delivery. As I brought my baby to my chest, moving the hem of my shirt up so it could latch to one of my steadily leaking nipples, all I could think about was how I couldn't wait to do this again.

[unluckiestluckystudent]

Hey ketchup soaked freak. I need help with something, and you're the only one psychotic enough to help me. Come to my cabin in 20 minutes or i'll skin you

-sincerely, @ask-hyoko

What an interesting note... well, as much as he and Hiyoko don't get along, who is he to deny helping an Ultimate? The insult doesn't bug him, but he's not very keen on getting skinned today. He crumples up the note and stuffs it in his pocket.

As instructed, he makes his way to her cabin exactly on time, giving the door a knock!

"Ah.. Hiyoko? You called?"

@ask-hyoko

[the-greatest-assistant]

Whenever you feel like, just write Lyney, he will be delighted!

Hello there Aether.

@tis-i-lyney wanted to invite you out for lunch!

Do you have time?

-@the-greatest-assistant

[I should have time... When is the lunch?]

[kayakoto-enterprises]

oh no

[bunnygirllover45]

you mentioned you play stardew valley so, who do you date in the game? im curious (ps can i be 🐈 anon?)

I have a farm where I'm married to my sweet, loving, adorable, cute wife Penny. She's my favorite, but Leah and Maru are also pretty neat. If it's one of the guys I date seb or maybe sam, tbh I'm not really invested on any of the bachelors. (SPECIALLY YOU SHANE, I'M NOT INTO FIXING ALCOHOLICS)

I'm just a guy grinding as hard as I can in the skull mines to provide for my home, I was kind of lying when I said I play this game just to chill, I'm a fucking tryhard.

[jjunieworld]

leaving these here

YOURE SO SICK WHY WOULD YOU SEND THESE TO ME YOU KNOW IM HAVING A ROUGH TIME PICKING A BIAS LINE😭😭

[the-greatest-assistant]

Mhm.

But, just the be sure.

You never know.

Have fun, I will cross my fingers for you.

I don't need luck!

[the-greatest-assistant]

(@life-of-a-faker

Sparkle is currently performing puppet shows... To.... To dolls... Voodoo dolls to be specific

I see, how exactly does this work?

[redfurrycat]

Hey! Have you made a master list of Ice being Jake’s dad? (I absolutely love, appreciate and frequently use your master lists)

Just as I’m writing the Ron is Jake’s dad au I’ve been trying to read all the Ice is Jake’s dad and I’m sure I’m missing some??

Hey Mac! 😊

This is slightly different than how I usually do rec lists. In this case, I searched through the Top Gun (Movies) fics tagged as Tom "Iceman" Kazansky & Jake "Hangman" Seresin and then proceeded with the collecting of all fics mentioning any paternal-filial bond between the two, regardless of the pairings.

Meaning I don't think I know most of them, but I hope you can find stuff to read nonetheless.

(I'll probably -absolutely- do a Hangster & Icepops-Hangson recs list though, at some point in the future! 😊)

I invite anyone to add fics fitting the request if you have more! 💖

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The Hangman's Guide to Winning Over Your Disapproving Admiral-In-Law – Part 1 – 2 – 3 (@amostexcellentblog)

Also see these:

nonbinary-jakeseresin post

weewoobrainrot post

whohasthecards post

AO3 Fics

(All have Jake as Ice's biological or adopted son, unless mentioned otherwise.)

See You Again by sleeping_maple {T}

Just when Hangman thinks that the day can't get any worse, he finds out that his father died. His father, Admiral Tom "Iceman" Kazansky. And he doesn't take it well. Luckily, Sarah Kazansky and Maverick are there to help.

Mini Man by SpringPetunia {T}

Hangman is Iceman's son. He never tells anyone anymore because of how they always react. But his dad is coming for a visit

Golden Boy by Earthangel_44 {E}

“Say it.” Jake says smiling. His face is so close to Bradley’s that Bradley has to duck his chin to look at him. “You’re a bird, Jake.” Bradley replies and Jake beams. “I already have the wings.” Jake says happily as he presses short quick kisses to Bradley’s lips. Bradley smiles and Jake kisses that too. “Now say you’re a bird.” Bradley laughs and he smiles until his eyes crinkle. “Well if you’re a bird, I’m a bird.” A Notebook AU because Glen Powell ships Hangster

Touch Starved by LeonDesdichard {M}

(Ice acting like a dad)

Jake shows up at Ice and Mav's house and he's completely out of it because he's sick and Maverick and Bradley are out of the house so it ends up being Ice who is the one that is taking care of Jake. Jake is completely out of it because he's feverish and he's really touch starved which has Ice angry for a ton of different reasons.

Military Amalgamate by rem_png {G}

(Icemav’s son)

Back in the 80s, the government wanted to make a new generation of super pilots. So, they turned to science and mixed the DNA of their best fighter pilots. None of the pilots knew about this project. Fast forward to 2020 and the truth comes out, rattling many families.

Take me home by Target_rich_environment {G}

Jake takes Bob home after the bird strike

IcePops and HangSon Series by UFOxMulder {T}{E}

Hangman snippets Series by Fantasy2739 {T}

Even worse idea! by LemonsAndSugarMakeLemonade {T}

(Ice acting like a dad)

“Bradley, Ice just texted me to come to “hang out”, is this a threat?” “Jake you’ve known him for almost five years now, it is definitely just Ice wanting you to do some work around the house.” “Okay but-” “Baby, this exact conversation happened last week, you know Ice is so different at home than he is at work.” “But is he?” “Jake, please,” “Okay yeah, I’ll go over.”

Midnight Hour Mixtape by Bubblegumchaos {T}

Hangman runs; he always been much too good at that sort of thing. Jake would give anything to find his father except his clues are half a dozen letters in a shoebox and his late mother's drunken rambles of a man who wasn't her husband.

I don't know how to change a tyre by blazingstar29 {G}

(Son-Fatherly Feels)

Jake gives his first father's day at 30.

Top Gun: Kazansky Twins by Tazlady691 {T}

A cannon divergence AU: The story of a pair of twins and their life up to 2023

The Mitchell-Kazanskys Series by WhisperingNights {T}{M}

Flowers for my grave by TheReadingWriter {T}

When a study on the genetics of Hanahaki disease brings forth the revelation that Jake "Hangman" Seresin is in fact Tom "Iceman" Kazansky's son, their lives take a dramatic turn, as they for the first time in their lives have someone to other than the ones who cursed them to live for. Their times are both running out, but they will be damned if they will let the other die without at least trying to save them. When the mission of a lifetime arrives, one thing is certain: It will either mean happiness for the rest of their lives, or certain death before the year has passed. How far will they go to protect the secret they know will kill them?

A Choice by Ren_Anders {_}

(Son-Fatherly Feels)

After everything, when everything is suppose to be smooth sailing, Jake gets a call. His dad has just died. But it doesn’t matter, right? He was an asshole and he refuses to give him his grief. OR Ice and Jake have a heart to heart about shitty dads and how to overcome their deaths

Family Ties by CryoCait {_}

Jake knows what policies there are in place to avoid familial conflict of interest, he's lived it for years. He knows how sacred those policies are to keeping his family sane. So logically it follows that he understands how dangerous this mission must be for the Navy to look aside and allow the entire Mitchell-Kazansky family to be a part of it. Now he just needed to make sure they all made it home in one piece. Or Jake is a Kazansky just as much as Bradley is a Mitchell, and Mav never pulled Bradley's papers. Now, the close-knit but under the radar family all must work together for the first time during the Uranium Plant mission and keep their relationships to each other under wraps while trying to make sure everyone survives this suicide mission.

Bikes and Bruises by WhisperingNights {M}

(Icemav’s son)

"You aren’t taking one of my bikes to the HR Drag Strip, Jacob, end of story,” Mav responded, crossing his arms over his chest. “I won’t be racing, it's just a show,” Jake protested. Mav snorted “Yeah, right.” “I won’t! The show starts at 9-” “How many times are you going to make me say no, son?” Mav asked.

Heartbeats & Bird Nests Series by SamHeartfilia {T}{E}

Two Men and a Baby by multifangirl11 {_}

(Mav’s son & Icemav)

Jake is Pete's son, Tom is a good friend who hopes to become more.

Keeping Dreams Alive, 1999 Hero's (I Ain't Worried Right Now) by Luxu1230 {_}

(Icemav’s son)

Jake "Hangman" Seresin is the biological son of Pete "Maverick" Mitchell and Tom "Iceman" Kazasky but was kidnapped not that long after being born all he has of them is a small f-14 Tomcat silver necklace which he keeps hidden. He knows his "parents" are his real "Parents" though they don't exactly know that but when he overhears a certain conversation between three people he starts suspecting of who his true parents maybe and from the sounds of it they definitely didn't abandon him.

Been searching for a(n Ice)man by crowstakeflight {G}

Jake did not really look like either of his parents. Sure, he could see some of his mom in his features when he looked in the mirror, but the majority of them are from someone he’s never seen before. It didn’t take much to bring the question up to his parents and they answered honestly. Or, Jake's biological father is Iceman and this is what happens after he finds out.

Living after midnight, loving 'til the morning, then I'm gone. by WaffleToaster {E}

Nobody thought their actions back in the winter of '85 and beyond would end up having these consequences. A story woven from past mistakes, indecisions and loss that eventually helped shape his world and upbringing. But despite all the hardships one thing was for certain, Jake Seresin was destined to fly and he knew the Navy was where he belonged. A slightly altered kind of retelling that includes Jake 'Hangman' Seresin being Tom 'Iceman' Kazansky’s lost son, a story about revelations, love, loss, friendship and most importantly family. Where two rivals find out they may not be so different from one another and their journey to understanding, unity, serenity and eventually love. First by hating, then by loving and finally understanding and helping one another find a place they both deserve. Just not in the same order.

A Kazansky Redemption by WhisperingNights {E}

This is a Kazansky love story. Can one win back the love of their life? Can the other find love in a storm of hate? **** “Sarah, that’s been over for 26 years, besides your my wife, remember? It wouldn’t be good to go tell a man I love him now would it?” Ice grinning playfully at her. She gave a small laugh that quickly turned into a cough, causing him to lean toward her in concern. “I’m alright, I’m alright, sit down,” she rasped, waving him off, then she looked at him “I love you Tom, but we both know our love was foraged in partnership nothing else. We did what was necessary for the safety of ourselves and your career. But it’s 2017, it's easier now. Sexuality rights are better, people are more open. I’ll never get to have a wife, but you Tom, you deserve to have a husband.” ***** Jake’s eyes landed on a figure in an awful Hawaiian shirt and sunglasses. His irritation instantly grew, the universe really must hate him.

Suburban Heaven by slyther_ing {T}

“I’m in love with a man who wears jorts,” Jake deadpans, “I can’t sink any lower.” “You saw your dad’s frosted tips, right?” Mav snorts. I heard that pings on both their phones, and then You loved my hair, honey. “Please don’t flirt in the group chat,” Jake groans and he escapes to make dinner. He’ll do better tomorrow.

[starsinthenigth]

BAP!!!! ヽ(>∀<☆)ノヽ(>∀<☆)ノ pfp change,, very silly!!! /POS!!! i love how you draw donnie it's so yummy and eatable /pos!!!!!

*snatches your pfp while you aren't looking and runs away with it /silly*

★erm yay you find it silly-.. hey geT BACK HERE WITH MY PROFILE PICTURE-★

*insert a tiny star alien chasing you in order to get back the drawing or smth/silly (I guess)*

[unluckiestluckystudent]

Ohhughhj I wanamana eat you

"Eat me..?" Nagito seems a bit thrown off by this. "I guess I've heard of cats doing that before, but... isn't that only to dead bodies?"

[depravedangelbaby]

literally just made the mewing worsssse my head is swimming 😵‍💫😳😳 my lips are tingling just thinking about it

What is the equivalent of feral but in like a, oh stars i need to worship every inch that they grace my lips with and make them feel as heavenly as they appear kinda way?? -🐈

okay i am blushing sooo hard right now ???? actually come kiss me n i'll let you worship me a lil ♡♡

[the-greatest-assistant]

How about asking for our blessings first?

[She knows its not real but wants to play along]

*pulls out ring pop* MARRY ME FREMINET!!!!

~ 🪼

"M— marry?!"

Even though it was obviously a toy ring and a fake proposal, Freminet couldn't help the way his cheeks flushed red. "I... Um..."

— Is this like one of those pretend weddings kids do?