#🏹 cupid shoots to kill!

[00127am]

"i think we all know exactly what you feel for me, " "disdain?"

@ cupidshootstokill! pretty boy point guard huang guanheng is far from a hopeless romantic. or so he thinks until he's struck by cupid's arrow (literally and metaphorically) for the ace archer of NCIT : you. the only problem is that his newfound cupid seems to be shooting to kill.

@ information [🏹] basketball player! huang guanheng & archer! afab! reader genre fluff, comedy, smau, uni au, desperate pining man vs basketball hater girl to lovers, hendery is down embarrassingly bad and yn wants absolutely nothing to do with it warnings cursing, dark humor (kys jokes), sexual humor / innuedos status ongoing! publishes every monday & thursday @ 9AM ⤷ taglist always open!

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[l0vesdelicat]

💘🎀 : HOW DID CRYBABY DIED?

Everyone thought Kelly killed her, because Kelly was leaved out behind, and she threatened melanie on their class.

But the truth is that an cupid shooted crybaby and she died. Crybaby didin't know that Kelly was left!

But the Kelly's theory still being so cool. 🏹

[melodygatesauthor]

👋🏻HEY👋🏻 YOU seXXXy 💋 LITTLE😫 💃🏼💃🏼SLUTS💃🏼👅‼️‼️ 📆Today📆 is 💥FUCKUARY 14TH💥 which means 👨🏻DADDY CUPID💘💘 is 💦cumming💦 for you⚠️‼️‼️ He’s been ✊🏼YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow 🏹 and arrow 💘 all night 😖 getting ready to 🎯 shoot 😩👅💦 all over you 😱😩🤣😜😘😍🍆🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw 🔙 your bow 🏹 and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦 ‼️ This day only 💦CUMS💦 once a year 📅 so ❌rip off❌ your 👗clothes👙 and JUMP 👏🏻ON 👏🏻THAT👏🏻 GOOD 👏🏻DICK!😂😩💗 🙏🏻Saint🙌🏻 Valentine💕🌹 is the 💞SLUTTIEST 👄Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😬😍😆he’s got🙏🏻. 💌☄️SEND💌to 5 💄VALENHOES💋so 👉🏻you👈🏻 can get 😫🤗OFF😊 tonight 👍🏻😵😜❤️💕‼️ if you 😵DON'T😵 you’ll be 👎🏻STUCK ❌without❌ 😖CHOCColate🍫🍫 or 🥖long😩🍆thicc😱🍆 🌹PLOW-HERS🌷🌷for the next 6️9 YEARS!!!! 😱😭😵😫😜😂😂 🔗

You kill me with these lmaoooooo ily happy v day <3

[heartsmourne]

HEY YOU seXXXy💋 LITTLE💃🏼SLUTS Today📆 is FUCKUARY 14TH which means DADDY CUPID💘 is cumming💦 for you‼️ He’s been YANKING✊🏼😩on his bow🏹 and arrow💘 all night getting ready to 🎯shoot😩👅💦 all over you 🍆💦💧 so Daddy Cupid draw your bow 🏹and let that 💦🤣CUM FLOW➡️👅 💦Saint Valentine💕🌹 is the SLUTTIEST Saint there is, so 👈🏻spread👉🏻your holy 🙌🏻bible ⬅️wide➡️ to take everything 😵😍he’s got🙏🏻.

This is it. You've killed me. I'm dead now. Sending me this has made you a murderer, Robin. How does it feel to have my blood on your hands?

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C00. PROLOGUE

@ cupidshootstokill! pretty boy point guard huang guanheng is far from a hopeless romantic. or so he thinks until he's struck by cupid's arrow (literally and metaphorically) for the ace archer of NCIT : you. the only problem is that his newfound cupid seems to be shooting to kill.

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@ cupidshootstokill! pretty boy point guard huang guanheng is far from a hopeless romantic. or so he thinks until he's struck by cupid's arrow (literally and metaphorically) for the ace archer of NCIT : you. the only problem is that his newfound cupid seems to be shooting to kill.

huang guanheng. ⤷ affectionately called the pretty, prince point guard of ncit basketball-- a nickname which has provoked him into a very much one-sided rivalry with the archery team's prince: kim doyoung (who has no idea who he is) ⤷ the most talented at free throws, a fact that he constantly holds over his other teammates heads (especially marks who is the most envious of them all) ⤷ constantly pushing for the team colors to change to pink and white rather than green and white, an endeavor that jaehyun constantly shuts down ⤷ wants to be able to look in yn's direction without feeling so dizzy that he might just pass out (it's a bit counterintuitive to his aspirations of wooing her)

johnny suh. ⤷ center johnny is the it boy of the basketball team, though he doesn't have a fan club--he has no shortage of admirers ⤷ joined at the same team as mark and jaehyun and is often considered an unofficial third captain ⤷ seems to rarely do anything at practice, yet somehow still manages to be one of the best starters on the team ⤷ wants to bleach his hair blonde for what feels like the millionth time but he's fairly certain that if he does bleach it again, it might starting falling out in clumps

nakamoto yuta. ⤷ mark's self-proclaimed biggest fan, you'll never not find yuta hanging all over the underclassmen whether thats in or out of practice ⤷ yuta has an uncanny ability to rack up six personal fouls and get himself disqualified in the blink of an eye--it's for this reason that he's often only put in towards the end of the game, to score as much as possible, as quick as possible before he's flagged and tossed out of the game ⤷ has a obsession with the archery team's xiao dejun, mainly because he loves to fluster the underclassman, something that's as easy done as it is said ⤷ tells any and everyone he's the captain of the team (he is not even close) ⤷ wants to explode ten with his mind ... that's it, really

chittapon leechaiyapornkyul. ⤷ the swoon worthy small forward is perhaps the most popular member of the team (even superseding jaehyun) despite his inability to take the sport seriously ⤷ contrary to his go-lucky, nonchalant nature: he picks fights with yuta constantly, bickering like cats and dogs or ... really just cats (they actually are very close but you would never be able to tell from any outside perspective) ⤷ takes part in five different extracurriculars, how he has time for all of them with his busy schedule is a mystery to everyone ⤷ the most agile member, ten currently holds the highest consecutive number of points scored in a single game (begrudging correction: he's tied with yuta) ⤷ wants to endlessly torture hendery over his embarrassing crush on yn

jeong jaehyun. ⤷ captain of the basketball team ⤷ has his own cheer squad which will often attend practices and games, if they're lucky, they'll sometimes receive a wink and a smile from the campus heartthrob (an action enough to make their hearts nearly beat out of their chest) ⤷ he's not quite sure how he became captain in the first place but it doesn't seem to be a position which he ever had the option to decline ⤷ wants to watch yuta and ten bicker, there's something so entertaining about their incessant arguing that jaehyun can't help but provoke it

mark lee. ⤷ vice-captain of the basketball team ⤷ says he doesn't have a favorite but very clearly likes yuta more than anyone else on the team (though no one is really surprised) ⤷ got banned from watching the archery team practice when they share the gym after teasing renjun about being cute one too many times ⤷ wants to score a three pointed (and win the game) right when the buzzer sounds, man ... that would be so cool

lee jeno. ⤷ was ultimately forced by chenle to join the team, contradictory to popular consensus--jeno's membership is utterly involuntary ⤷ the 'samoyed' joke begin quickly after he joined the team but has evolved into something much more authentic over time (in fact, sometimes he catches himself thinking that he really is a dog--mark does not help with that) ⤷ the homebody desperately wishes that practice was only two or three times a week rather than five ⤷ wants to figure out a way to skip practice without mark or jaehyun coming down on him or worse ... dragging him there

liu yangyang. ⤷ joined the team because ten, hendery, and chenle did, yangyangs more there for fun than any actual commitment to the sport ⤷ despite the above fact, he's actually very good at basketball ... though he tends to get too amped up during games and hogs the ball ⤷ much to the chagrin of his teammates, yangyang seems to have endless energy--everyone always tries to avoid rooming with him during away games unless they want to be kept up all night with his chattering ⤷ he wants to change his jersey number from 22 to 00 and despite all statements that 00 simply isn't a number you can have, that doesn't seem to deter him

zhong chenle. ⤷ the most talented member of the team, chenle's reputation as king of the court precedes him in every game and practice match ⤷ he often brings his dog, daegal, to practice which has a tendancy to cause an upheaval by whoever else is using the space ⤷ most wonder why chenle isn't team captain despite being the ace of the program but the basketball star simply doesn't want to hold the responsibility of his nuisance causing teammates--he'll leave that to mark and jaehyun ⤷ he wants to custom order a jersey for daegal and bring him to games (something that seems completely out of regulation)

oh sion. ⤷ the newest member of the team, power forward sion has skyrocketed to jaehyun-esque popularity after his debut at a game earlier in the semester (people often say they look alike but sion doesn't see the similarity) ⤷ he mainly joined after seeing daegal but he loves basketball too! he swears! ⤷ likes jeno the most out of everyone on the team and often hangs out around him, even though the pair rarely talk ⤷ he wants yuta to stop getting kicked out of games so easily so he can have more than five minutes of rest on the bench between quarters

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@ cupidshootstokill! pretty boy point guard huang guanheng is far from a hopeless romantic. or so he thinks until he's struck by cupid's arrow (literally and metaphorically) for the ace archer of NCIT : you. the only problem is that his newfound cupid seems to be shooting to kill.

ln yn. ⤷ ace of the archery program after a series of record-breaking sets ⤷ recently came back from an olympic training camp and is set on the path to inevitably join the national team alongside kun and doyoung ⤷ loves giving out nicknames though the rest of the team (excluding kun and emphasizing doyoung) seem to find them distasteful ⤷ wants mark lee to reign in huang guanheng, it seems that he's always getting in her way during practice (and every other aspect of her life)--how annoying

qian kun. ⤷ captain of the archery team ⤷ known throughout the archery community as a child prodigy, kun has taken part in the sport since he was first able to hold a bow ⤷ easily aggravated by his teammates who have lost track of how many bow strings he has snapped from his bouts of irritation ⤷ wants ex-roommate, soccer forward kim jungwoo to stop pestering him about joining the team

kim doyoung. ⤷ vice-captain of the archery team ⤷ known as the prince of archery for his handsome features and his skill in barebow events--despite yn's popularity at the moment, doyoung is often the most popular of the national team trio ⤷ so popular, in fact, that he has a fanclub at the university ⤷ secretly likes yn's nicknames but gives her a hard time about them anyway ⤷ wants to somehow get the fanclub banned from attending his events, it's a bit hard to focus when you have an entire group of people screaming your name

dong sicheng. ⤷ was searching high and low for the dance team when he was spotted by kun and dragged kicking and screaming to the archery team ⤷ has absolutely zero aspirations to excel in the sport despite how talented he is ⤷ the victim of a majority of teasing (targeted by xiaojun) ⤷ tries his best to appear cold, stoic, and uncaring but is truly anything but ⤷ wants everyone (XIAOJUN) to get off his case

xiao dejun. ⤷ joined at the same time as sicheng and often competes with him in partner events (though this usually ends only in bickering about who should shoot first) ⤷ finds that he's funniest when he's subjecting sicheng to incessant teasing so has chosen to undertake this effort constantly ⤷ is very popular throughout the university, he doesn't get it-- he finds himself to be pretty dull at the end all be all but he supposes his good looks make up for it ⤷ wants nakamoto yuta to stop cornering him at practice, how can he shoot a bow if his upperclassman is hanging all over him?

huang renjun. ⤷ #1 basketball team hater ⤷ enjoys observing the antics of his teammates rather than participating, but he'll often through in an unexpected comment if he finds it amusing ⤷ like kun, renjun grew up competing, archery seems to come to him as easy as breathing--often excelling in events without even making a great effort to do so ⤷ wants to see the basketball ream ousted from the gym for good. though he supposes he would then be subjected to their whining, perhaps a worse fate than the one he already grapples with

maeda riku. ⤷ self proclaimed cutest and most handsome member of the team ⤷ followed yushi to tryouts to pester him but ended up making the team by what he assumes to be a mixture of natural talent and pure, sheer luck ⤷ a liar at heart, a man who is as good at archery as he is cheating ⤷ xiaojun thinks he's the funniest member, a mantle which riku assumes with a puffed up pride and a strong favoritism towards the upperclassman ⤷ wants yushi to stop locking him out of their shared dorm whenever he gets fed up with his teasing, riku can only crash at sion's so many times in a week!

tokuno yushi. ⤷ in a constant state of agony that riku is actually good at archery despite never picking up a bow before following yushi to tryouts ⤷ has followed the national team trio since he was a kid, specifically yn who has been on televised events for the majority of her life ⤷ looks up to his upperclassmen and wants to follow in their footsteps and join the national team, he only hopes that riku never gets good enough to follow him (an eventual inevitability) ⤷ wants, hopes, prays that riku never finds out that he's a really big fan of yn and that, ultimately, she's the reason he chose to go to ncit-- if the older boy does find out, yushi is one hundred percent positive that he will never let it go (he won't)

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