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[horseforeplay]

it’s HORSE 🐎 FOREPLAY 😛 FRIDAY 🎉 which means you gotta BLOW 🤯 UP ⬆️ your BESTIES 😍 phones 📲 like TOM WAMBSGANS 🤤 BLEW 😳 CONNOR ROY 🐺 in the GARDEN ⛲️ at the FRICK COLLECTION 🗿 in NEW YORK CITY 🗽 at connor’s BIRTHDAY PARTY 🥳 that’s RIGHT 🥲 send this to TEN 😭 FRIENDS 😎 to remind them that ROMAN 🐈 asked TOM 🐶 to FUCK CONNOR 📠 and KENDALL 🌊 and SHIV 🦊 and tom DID IT!!!!!!!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 and had a TERRIBLE 🙅‍♂️ TIME! 😰 remind TEN FRIENDS 🫣 that TOM 🦮 fucked KENDALL ROY 😢 under a CHANDELLIER ✨ in HONG KONG 📍 then came back to LOS ANGELES 🗺️ and dirty talked 🤬 ROMAN 😫 POOLSIDE 🏊‍♂️ then PROPOSED 💍 (NOT FOR THE FIRST TIME????? 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺) then went to LONDON ✈️ and met up with SHIV 😈 but DIDN’T FUCK HER 🤔😓😥🤭!??? but then came back ✈️ to LA and ROMAN was kind of INTO IT 🥵😳🤯????????? and SUCKED TOM’S TITS 🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🍼🥛 and then tom went to DC 🛩️ to get a NEW JOB 💼 but he RAN INTO SHIV 🤦‍♀️ and CALLED ROMAN 📞 to ask if he thought he could BE CEO 😱 OF WAYSTAR 😨 and roman 🐱 LAUGHED AT HIM 🤫😩 and then CONNOR 🤠 invited tom to his RANCH 🌵🏜️ and then shiv 🎃 confided in tom 🤧 and tom took a helicopter 🚁 to NEW YORK CITY 🌆 where roman 😹 was WAITING but 😽 TOM 🐕 was FREAKED OUT 😵‍💫 and they had a FIGHT 💢 where roman 🤕 asked TOM 🐾 to SMACK HIM 😵 IN THE FACE 😷 and TOM DID IT!!!!!!!!!! 💥💥💥 and then jerked off in the front seat 💧of roman’s car 🤪 and at roman’s NYC apartment 🌇 was a KITTEN 😿😿😿😿 named REX ROY?!?!?!?!?!? 🥹🥹🥹 and tom invited ROMAN 😻 to CHRISTMAS 🎄in ST. PAUL 🏙️ but then at THANKSGIVING 🦃 tom got a TEXT 💬 that roman ACCIDENTALLY 😝 agreed to do CHRISTMAS 🎁 with logan 😞 and then tom went to st. paul for christmas 😂 ALONE 😅 and tried to jerk off ☺️ in the snow ☃️ but failed 🌨️👎👎👎👎 and then had a SCARY 👻🙀 DREAM and then a YEAR LATER at another one of CONNOR’S BIRTHDAY 🎈🎊👯‍♀️ PARTIES on connor’s ART DEALER’S 🖼️ YACHT 🛥️ tom is with SHIV 😍💕💘👩‍❤️‍👨 but roman 😿🥹 takes tom to the art dealer’s quarters 😛😏 and tom started to blow him 😜😜😜😜 but they 👂🏻HEARD SOMEONE and 😩😳😳 had to FUCKING HIDE 🫣🫣🫣🫣 in the CLOSET 🫠😵 and TOM actually finally blew 🍆 ROMAN 😳😳😳😳 but ROMAN HATED IT 😡🤬😓 and jerked off on TOM’S FACE 😨😳 🤭🫣🥱💦💦💦💦 IT’S FUCKING 😤😤😤😤 HORSE FOREPLAY FRIDAY 🐴🎠🏇🏿🐎

[kozykhaos]

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[simmingonthelow]

—OCS as OBSCURE ASSOCIATIONS

with Macha!

@lilypixels tagged me! Thank youuuuu !🥺

ANIMAL: Panda

COLORS: black, purple (pink on the inside of these)

MONTH: May

SONGS: Playground (arcane soundtrack), Get on your knees Nicki Minaj ft Ariana, Dandelions Ruth B, Princess Diana Nicki, Pressed Cardi B, Waking up Dreaming Shania Twain

NUMBER: 3

PLANTS: Orchids, Pansies

SMELLS: Lavender, peppermint...death

GEMSTONE: Pearl

TIME OF DAY: Late afternoon....sunset/dusk

SEASON: Winter

PLACES: Old Castles overgrown by plants

FOOD: Filled Donut

DRINKS: Milkshakes

ELEMENT: Earth

ASTROLOGICAL SIGNS: Taurus

SEASONINGS: Paprika, thyme

SKY: Clear and star filled

WEATHER: Do it matter she's dead.....ehem I mean cold afternoon

MAGICAL POWER: Mind reading

WEAPONS: Double sided spear

SOCIAL MEDIA: Tumblr?

MAKEUP PRODUCT: Foundation

CANDY: Peppermint meringue cookies

METHOD OF LONG DISTANCE TRAVEL: Car

ART STYLE: Realism

FEAR: Loss

MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURE: eheheh Vampire 🥴😤

PIECE OF STATIONARY: Hole puncher

THREE EMOJIS: 😐🤦🏿‍♀️🏇🏿

CELESTIAL BODY: Moon

I'll tag @coatedinhoney, @moonfromearth, @blackskorpi0n, @emzchaos, @crsentfairy and whoever sees this!

[superlinguo]

Gender Variations for Person in Suit Levitating Emoji - Emoji Proposal

Over the last four or five years there’s been a big project to think about gender representation in emoji, making sure that for people emoji they either have no visible gender representation (like the rugged up skier  ⛷️ or tiny tiny jockey 🏇🏿) or woman/man/person options (👩‍🌾🧑‍🌾👨‍🌾). To make the man/woman gender variations, the emoji is typically a combination of the ‘person’ version with the relevant ‘gender’ symbol (female: ♀️, male: ♂️), which are also symbols in the Unicode set.

Most of this work was done from 2019 to 2021. As part of their decision making, Unicode decided to treat the Person in Suit Levitating emoji as not requiring gendered options. in 2022 Jeremy Burge (former Chief Emoji Officer at Emojipedia) and I decided to do a bit of work exploring whether this was really the best solution.

Person in Suit Levitating (Google Noto version above) is one of those quirky emoji with an odd little history.

From Emojipedia

This character was originally introduced into the Webdings font as an “exclamation mark in the style of the rude boy logo found on records by The Specials". This levitating man was known as Walt Jabsco.

Person in Suit Levitating was approved as part of Unicode 7.0 in 2014 under the name “Man in Business Suit Levitating” and added to Emoji 1.0 in 2015.

So, Levitating Person definitely started out as male, and if you scroll through the different ways it looks for different companies, it’s still very masculine. Twitter and Facebook have created Woman Levitating and and Man Levitating versions, but these only work on Twitter or Facebook. Below is the Twitter Twimoji version:

In our proposal we considered two main factors. The first is that all other emoji where there’s no gender option involves someone (a) tiny, like the person using a parachute 🪂, or (b) covered by bulky, gender neutralising clothing, like the snowboarder 🏂 . We also looked at how people are actually using the Levitating Person emoji in a set of tweets. In that small set of data we found that people are using the current, still very masculine Twimoji ‘person’ as male rather than female at a rate of 10 to 1. Just saying it’s a ‘person’ and asking vendors to tweak the design has clearly not worked to make this emoji function in a gender neutral way.

Ultimately, the Unicode Emoji Subcommittee decided that the current levitating person was sufficiently gender neutral to not update. I’m sharing our proposal here because Unicode only publish accepted proposals. Perhaps someone will find this worth revisiting one day, and if not, it was interesting to consider and explore. For my own benefit I’ve added the Twitter Levitating Woman to various Slack and Discord channels I’m in.

Reference:

2022 L. Gawne & J. Burge. Emoji Proposal: Levitating Man and Woman. FigShare. https://doi.org/10.26181/21825762

See also:

Person in Suit Levitating (Emojipedia page)

Woman in Suit Levitating (Emojipedia page)

[stepmothersandaunts]

Ganz geiler Blog weiter so 🚀👀🌶️🔥🎻💥🏇🏿🔨🥁❤️👠❤️‍🔥👅⛓️🧨🗜️😻

Thank you. I assume you like it!

[silver-pieces]

15 questions 15 mutuals

Thankyou for the tag @whiskeynwriting 🥰

Are you named after anyone? No

When is the last time you cried? I cry a lot. The last time was probably at the final shot in Nope 🏇🏿

Do you have kids? No

Do you use sarcasm a lot? Me? Noooo, never!

What's the first thing you notice about people? If they're introverted or and/or shy

What's your eye colour? Hazel

Scary movies or happy endings? Happy endings any day

Any special talents? I can recite the alphabet backwards and I always win at Cluedo

Where were you born? Australia

What are your hobbies? Writing, reading, D&D/board games

Do you have any pets? No :(

What sports do you play/have you played? Currently nothing. In the past, touch & netball mainly

How tall are you? 5'5"

Favourite subject in school? Media Studies or English

Dream job? Author

Np tags: @rescuethewretched @fluffyprettykitty @outercrasis @slstmaraudersjple @scarletwitchofthewilds @craftygamerkm1714 @sapphicscifinerd @inklore @kyberblade @simping-master-69 @sidepartskinnyjeans & anyone else who wants to!

[mama-sunni]

😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🙂🙃🫠😉😊😇🥰😍🤩😘😗☺️😚😙🥲😋😛😜🤪😝🤑🤗🤭🫢🫣🤫🤔🫡🤐🤨😐😑😶🫥😶‍🌫️😏😒🙄😬😮‍💨🤥🫨😌😔😪🤤😴😷🤒🤕🤢🤮🤧🥵🥶🥴😵😵‍💫🤯🤠🥳🥸😎🤓🧐😕🫤😟🙁☹️😮😯😲😳🥺🥹😦😧😨😰😥😢😭😱😖😣😞😓😩😫🥱😤😡😠🤬😈👿💀☠️💩🤡👹👺👻👽👾🤖😺😸😹😻😼😽🙀😿😾🙈🙉🙊💋💌💘💝💖💗💓💞💕💟❣️💔❤️‍🔥❤️‍🩹❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤🩶🤍💯💢💥💫💦💨🕳💣💬🗨🗯💭💤👋🏻🤚🏻🖐🏻✋🏻🖖🏻🫱🏻🫲🏻🫳🏻🫴🏻🫷🏻🫸🏻👌🏻🤌🏻🤏🏻✌🏻🤞🏻🫰🏻🤟🏻🤘🏻🤙🏻👈🏻👉🏻👆🏻🖕🏻👇🏻☝🏻🫵🏻👍🏻👎🏻✊🏻👊🏻🤛🏻🤜🏻👏🏻🙌🏻🫶🏻👐🏻🤲🏻🤝🏻🙏🏻✍️🏻💅🏻🤳🏻💪🏻🦾🦿🦵🏻🦶🏻👂🏻🦻🏻👃🏻🧠🫁🦷🦴👀👁👅👄🫦👶🏻🧒🏻👦🏻👧🏻🧑🏻👱🏻👨🏻🧔🏻‍♂️🧔🏻‍♀️🧔🏻👨🏻‍🦰👨🏻‍🦱👨🏻‍🦳👨🏻‍🦲👩🏻👩🏻‍🦰🧑🏻‍🦰👩🏻‍🦱🧑🏻‍🦱👩🏻‍🦳🧑🏻‍🦳👩🏻‍🦲🧑🏻‍🦲👱🏻‍♂️👱🏻‍♀️👴🏻👵🏻🧓🏻🙍🏻‍♂️🙍🏻‍♀️🙍🏻🙎🏻‍♂️🙎🏻‍♀️🙎🏻🙅🏼‍♂️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏿🙆🏻‍♂️🙆🏻‍♀️🙆🏻💁🏻‍♂️💁🏻‍♀️💁🏼🙋🏽‍♂️🙋🏿‍♀️🙋🏻🧏🏻‍♂️🧏🏼‍♀️🧏🏼🙇🏻‍♂️🙇🏼‍♀️🙇🏽🤦🏿‍♂️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻👨🏼‍⚕️👩🏽‍⚕️🧑🏿‍⚕️👨🏻‍🎓👩🏻‍🎓🧑🏻‍🎓👨🏻‍🏫👩🏻‍🏫🧑🏽‍🏫👨🏽‍⚖️👩🏿‍⚖️🧑🏻‍⚖️👨🏻‍🌾👩🏻‍🌾🧑🏻‍🌾👨🏻‍🍳👩🏼‍🍳🧑🏽‍🍳👨🏿‍🔧👩🏻‍🔧🧑🏻‍🔧👨🏻‍🏭👩🏻‍🏭🧑🏻‍🏭👨🏼‍💼👩🏽‍💼🧑🏾‍💼👨🏼‍🔬👩🏻‍🔬🧑🏻‍🔬👨🏼‍💻👩🏼‍💻🧑🏼‍💻👨🏽‍🎤👩🏿‍🎤🧑🏻‍🎤👨🏽‍🎨👩🏻‍🎨🧑🏻‍🎨👨🏻‍✈️👩🏼‍✈️🧑🏽‍✈️👨🏿‍🚀👩🏼‍🚀🧑🏻‍🚀👨🏻‍🚒👩🏻‍🚒🧑🏻‍🚒👮🏼‍♂️👮🏽‍♀️👮🏿🕵🏻‍♂️🕵🏻‍��️🕵🏻💂🏻‍♂️💂🏻‍♀️💂🏼🥷🏽👷🏿‍♂️👷🏻‍♀️👷🏻🫅🏻🤴🏻👸🏻👳🏼‍♂️👳🏽‍♀️👳🏿👲🏻🧕🏻🤵🏻‍♂️🤵🏻‍♀️🤵🏻👰🏼‍♂️👰🏾‍♀️👰🏿🤰🏻🫃🏻🫄🏻🤱🏻👨🏻‍🍼👩🏼‍🍼🧑🏽‍🍼👼🏿🎅🏻🤶🏻🧑🏻‍🎄🦸🏻‍♂️🦸🏻‍♀️🦸🏼🦹🏽‍♂️🦹🏿‍♀️🦹🏼🧙🏻‍♂️🧙🏻‍♀️🧙🏻🧚🏻‍♂️🧚🏼‍♀️🧚🏾🧛🏿‍♂️🧛🏽‍♀️🧛🏻🧜🏻‍♂️🧜🏻‍♀️🧜🏻🧝🏼‍♂️🧝🏽‍♀️🧝🏿🧞‍♂️🧞‍♀️🧞🧟‍♂️🧟‍♀️🧟🧌💆🏿‍♂️💆🏼‍♀️💆🏻💇🏻‍♂️💇🏻‍♀️💇🏻🚶🏽‍♂️🚶🏾‍♀️🚶🏿🧍🏻‍♂️🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻🧎🏻‍♂️🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻👨🏾‍🦯👩🏿‍🦯🧑🏻‍🦯👨🏻‍🦼👩🏻‍🦼🧑🏻‍🦼👨🏻‍🦽👩🏼‍🦽🧑🏾‍🦽🏃🏿‍♂️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏻🕺🏻💃🏻🕴🏻👯🏼‍♂️👯🏽‍♀️👯🏿🧖🏻‍♂️🧖🏻‍♀️🧖🏻🧗🏻‍♂️🧗🏻‍♀️🧗🏼🤺🏇🏿⛷️🏂🏻🏌🏻‍♂️🏌🏻‍♀️🏌🏻🏄🏼‍♂️🏄🏽‍♀️🏄🏾🚣🏼‍♂️🚣🏼‍♀️🚣🏻🏊🏻‍♂️🏊🏻‍♀️🏊🏼⛹️🏽‍♂️⛹️🏿‍♀️⛹️🏻🏋🏻‍♂️🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻🚴🏻‍♂️🚴🏼‍♀️🚴🏽🚵🏿‍♂️🚵🏻‍♀️🚵🏻🤸🏻‍♂️🤸🏻‍♀️🤸🏻🤼🏼‍♂️🤼🏾‍♀️🤼🏿🤽🏻‍♂️🤽🏻‍♀️🤽🏻🤾🏻‍♂️🤾🏻‍♀️🤾🏼🤹🏾‍♂️🤹🏿‍♀️🤹🏻🧘🏻‍♂️🧘🏻‍♀️🧘🏻🛀🏻🛌🏼👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏾👬🏿👫🏿👭🏿🧑🏿‍🤝‍🧑🏿👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏻👩🏻‍❤️‍💋‍👩🏻🧑🏻‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏽👨🏽‍❤️‍👨🏽👩🏽‍❤️‍👨🏿👩🏼‍❤️‍👩🏽💑🏼👨‍👩‍👦👨‍👨‍👦👩‍👩‍👦👨‍👩‍👧👨‍👨‍👧👩‍👩‍👧👨‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👨‍👧‍👦👩‍👩‍👧‍👦👨‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👨‍👦‍👦👩‍👩‍👦‍👦👨‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👩‍👧‍👧👨‍👦👨‍👦‍👦👨‍👧👨‍👧‍👦👨‍👧‍👧👩‍👦👩‍👦‍👦👩‍👧👩‍👧‍👦👩‍👧‍👧🗣👤👥️🫂👣

…

WHAT?!?

[allylikethecat]

🏇🏿🐎🐴🐎🐴🐎🏇🏿🏇🏿🏇🏿🐴🐎🐎🐎

🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇🐎🐴🏇

❤️Ally

[rms-mauretanic]

Happy New Year and HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL THOROUGHBREDS BORN IN THE NORTHERN HEMISPHERE! 🏇🏇🏿🏇🏼🎂🎂🎂🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉

[bunnieesims]

Training two horses is no walk in the park 🏇🏿

[netflixonyourcouch]

So, I don't feel like typing this out a million times for people, so we're going to do this once and then ride into the sunset. 🏇🏿

This actually brings together three separate but highly correlated talking points straight from the Book of Ryan. These are things I've mused about for so many years, that they might as well be like, fundamental laws of the universe or something.

1. Music is only subjective to a point.

This is the argument that many people struggle with. It is often said that music is subjective, meaning, everyone is going to see it differently. Yes, to a point. "Subjective" means that you can debate who's the better rapper, Tupac or Biggie.

But OBJECTIVELY, Tupac and Biggie are both great rappers! That is absolutely not up for debate.

So when I see petty arguments from the peanut gallery like, "Who are these people?" or "this lineup is so mid," I get bothered every time.

Which brings us to argument 2.

2. People don't know music anymore.

No really, they don't. Take it from me, I actually like music, and it's a struggle for me to keep up with everything I should. Lol, inevitably, my friends come to me because they expect me to know music and I've fallen behind so much that every other band is someone I've never heard of. So I can only imagine what the average person is dealing with here.

The Coachella lineup is headlined by Bad Bunny, Blackpink and Frank Ocean, three of the biggest names in music period. There is a large amount of people completely unfamiliar with 2 out of the 3 - again - biggest names in music.

This is going to segway into argument #3.

3. Algorithms are the antithesis of having taste.

Before Spotify took over, the primary means of finding music was through radio and music videos. This is especially relevant with the idea that you'd be exposed to something that you've never heard before. Like, if you were a fan of hip-hop in the 90s, there's still no way you could have escaped the absolute culture shift of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

If Nirvana came out today, they might be relegated to a "Grunge Gems!" playlist on Spotify, featuring other similar grunge bands, and the average algorithm stan would only be able to find Nirvana if they were to click on that playlist.

This is not how music discovery is meant to work. Algorithms only ensure that they keep feeding you the things you like, but not necessarily spontaneously expose you to stuff that you don't know you're going to like until you try it. Nirvana ain't showing up on the "daily mix" of a hip-hop fan. And Biggie and Tupac wouldn't be popping up on the Nirvana fan's daily mix.

Does that make sense?

I was telling Leslie this as it pertains to Netflix, back in 2014. People always talk about "browsing" Netflix for something to watch. Fam, I'm not "browsing" Netflix at all. I'm going in with a TV show or movie I already have IN MIND to watch and not simply picking through their offerings. It's like only eating at a food court for the rest of your life. You're only going to get the food that the food court offers. You're not making your own food or trying any diverse cuisine. The restaurants might shuffle out every once in a while, but you're still at mercy of the food court.

In some twisted way, it's like the allegory of The Cave, which means if you stared at shadows your whole life and didn't realize what was making the shadows was actually behind you, you're only going to know the shadows as your lived-in reality. Nobody can tell you otherwise.

And people are at the mercy of the algorithms basically. Algorithms are reality for many people! They are not able to see that behind the shadows of the algorithms is something that can be curated manually.

The future of algorithm-based service HAS to be something to the effect of a "surprise me" button, that shows you something radically outside the shadows that you've seen your whole life, completely untargeted that's still relevant in the grand scheme of tastemakers (such as myself) around the world. This will avoid the feedback loop of only being shown stuff that's just closely related to your own biased opinion. And that very thing is the magic of life - being able to explore completely different flavors of things that you've never been exposed to before.

That's all I got man. To sum things up short and sweet:

Be very wary of people who comment on festival lineups that have objectively good (and diverse!) lineups on them. They might actually be telling on themselves. Today's climate is people who don't really know music like that, as knowing music requires a lot of time and attention and that has kind of fallen out of fashion recently. They cling to what is familiar to them and seeing names they don't know causes discomfort and causes a bit of cognitive dissonance. A big driver of this change is algorithms that only cater to what you like, but don't expose you to culturally shifting/relevant artists outside of your own taste.

-ryan

[mrchiipchrome]

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this is what i'm on about

I don’t talk like that dipshit

[gojuo]

you’re right and you should say it. it’s time we accept 💚 are simply better

me pre hotd: dont give a FUCK about ANY targaryen!!!!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me post hotd: miss alicent my QUEEN i bleed green my blood is GREEN ... !!! glory to house hightower🫡