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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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❝ shrimp dick AND a shitty haircut ? must suck to be you, fucko. but hey, here's a ' get well soon ' present made by THE big dick himself. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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❝ you guys suck shit at making tier lists. step aside and let daddy'o show you how it's done. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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no bitches?
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❝ it's seven in the morning... ❞
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❝ it's. seven. in. the. morning. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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❝ brace for impact, losers. this shit doesn't stop til i hit 420. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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the original grandpa :)
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❝ ... ❞
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❝ dude. YOU HAVE NO NUTS ! ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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@xluciifer ;; how big is your dick, for scientific purposes only
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❝ dude WH-- ❞
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❝ --fucking MASSIVE ? DUH ? bigger than your micro by a longshot. next caller. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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❝ alright alright alright lets fuckin' go. time to get this party started. ❞
β€”β€”β€”he's dumping an entire wcdonalds sauce packet directly into his mouth...
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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@xluciifer ;; BITES >:3
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sigh. it has been 0 days since adam has been bit. he's running out of ways to explain the bite marks to the hoes. he is not mcloving it here.
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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❝ bitches hate me cause they ain't me. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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one pump chump ....
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❝ ...YOU GUYS ARE JUST SOME FUCKIN' HATERS. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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can you play the seinfield theme in low e on that guitar
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❝ oh, can i ? i hope you brought a change of panties, roku. 'cuz i'm about to blow your fuckin' mind. check this shit. ❞
oh he's been waiting for this one. with a flick of his wrist he's able to use his holy light to conjur his prized possession, his beauty of a guitar, just to shred this song up on low. e.
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❝ bowwwwwwβ€”BNOWRNOWRNOWRBNOWRBNOWRβ€”nowrβ€”nowrβ€”nowrrrr. BOW. BNOW NOW NOWβ€” ❞
some say he's still playing that dumbass theme song to this dayβ€”β€”
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origiinis Β· 7 months ago
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Bites arm. >:3 cat instinct kicked in
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❝ OW ?! what the fu-- are you fucking kidding me ?! this shit again ?! ❞
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❝ bambi, you better get your fucking DOG before this MUTT gets escorted to the RAINBOW BRIDGE ! ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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congrats on the massive dick, babe. hope 'ya use it to please a woman eventually. until then, 'ya got me ;)
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❝ uh β€” ch'yeah. my dick is fucking massive ! finally, someone with some sense. ❞
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❝ ...wait what the fuβ€” ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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β”‚β•± οΉ«π™Ώπšπ™Έπ™³π™΄π™΅π™΄π™»π™» β•² │…—… XXX
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❝ dude don't fuckin' JUDGE ME. you don't GET to judge me ! at least MY dick looks NORMAL ! your meat probably looks like a CORKSCREW or some shit. ❞
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origiinis Β· 8 months ago
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"Pitiful." - Alastor (that's all he can say about adam busting a nut LMAO)
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❝ motherfucker--
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I WALKED, SO YOU COULD RUN ! YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME ! ❞
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origiinis Β· 7 months ago
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@xluciifer ;; There's silence; he moved like the shadows and then, there he was: biting the nape of the neck from behind.
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❝ FUCKINGSHITBALLSFUCKINGCU β€” ❞
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and cue adam wildly flailing his arms trying to swipe at the figure behind him
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