#🎸 . . ˚ . 〣 ✱ answered﹕ 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙿𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁 𝚃𝙾 𝚀𝚄𝙴𝚂𝚃𝙸𝙾𝙽 𝙸𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚂𝙸𝚂 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝙷𝚄𝙼𝙰𝙽 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙴𝚂𝚂.

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Adam do you know what a Pap Smear is?

❝ i'm sorry, do i have ' STUPID ' written across my forehead or something ? obviously i know what a pap smear is. ❞

❝ that's that fancy-schmancy shit resturants do with the sauce to make the plate look pretty or whatever. a total waste of time, tbh. like, who decided that a plate needs style points ? no one gives a fuck what the plate looks like. it's gonna get rawdogged either way. ❞

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Sooooo how long did you last your first time?

❝ oh i totally crushed it. i mean, i was fresh out the dust and hit the ground running. they said get to fuckin' and i said say less. and i crushed it. ❞

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no bitches?

❝ it's seven in the morning... ❞

❝ it's. seven. in. the. morning. ❞

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❝ ...that's a fucking weird looking fucking cat. ❞

❝ --MA THERE'S A WEIRD FUCKING STRAY CAT OUTSIDE. ❞

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Are you just actually Adam? Like your mannerisms remind me so much of Adam, sometimes I can't tell if you're IC or OOC.

alr im deleting this fucking blog

[origiinis]

...What is your Icon?

art

[origiinis]

Adam how much money have you spent on Roblox?

❝ i mean... i dropped a couple thousands on some limiteds. and i bought headless. and korblox. at the same time. so that's another five hundo right there. ❞

❝ yeaaaah, i totally started that trend. bought that shit before it was cool. ❞

[origiinis]

DELETE ALL THAT SHII

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the original grandpa :)

❝ ... ❞

❝ dude. YOU HAVE NO NUTS ! ❞

[origiinis]

I actually hear Adam's voice when I read your replies, it's scary accurate how well you portray him!

who are you. who sent you. who do you for work.

no but for real tHANK YOU????? i truly dont understand how like that shits wild to me but im so grateful thank you so much i cry

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maidenless.

❝ EX - FUCKING - CUSE ME ? maidenless ? ME ? puh-lease. that shit isn't even part of my vocab, spiderus. i got plenty of maidens. ❞

❝ ᵗᶜʰ.ⁱ'ᵐᵗʰᵉᵒⁿᵉʷʰᵒ'ˢᵐᵃⁱᵈᵉⁿˡᵉˢˢ.ᵃˢⁱᶠ. actually — you know what, what about YOU ? where's YOUR bitches ? name drop five of your bitches RN. go on. i'll wait. ❞

[origiinis]

b i t e s 😈😈 chomp chomp bitch!!🤡🤡🤡

[origiinis]

@xluciifer ;; how big is your dick, for scientific purposes only

❝ dude WH-- ❞

❝ --fucking MASSIVE ? DUH ? bigger than your micro by a longshot. next caller. ❞

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" you don't seriously still think the earth is flat .. right ? "

❝ uh, yeah ? what kinda dumbass quesh is that ? i thinkＩ would fuckin' know if the earth is flat. if anyone knows what that shithole is built like, it's ME. i was there before all of those shitfuckers were even a jizz cell in their dads BALLS. ❞

❝ maps are flat for a fuckin' reason, vag. a very ' uh-DUH ' reason. buuuuut your little female brain is totally not picking up what common sense is putting down, sooooo how about you just leave the thinking for the men next time mkay ? ❞

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@xluciifer ;; BITES >:3

sigh. it has been 0 days since adam has been bit. he's running out of ways to explain the bite marks to the hoes. he is not mcloving it here.

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one pump chump ....

❝ ...YOU GUYS ARE JUST SOME FUCKIN' HATERS. ❞