#🎵 I'm a sapphic moronnn 🎵

[apathyandmischief]

We actually got out of the house today (shocking) and went to a local summer event, and there were several stages and we were at the jazz stage just tokin and vibin to an awesome band, and i was having a good time dancing. It was also raining and a lot of people were like afraid of the rain, but we were chill. And then I spotted an unbelievably cute girl with blue hair who was also dancing and checking me out! And then she flipped her hair like a goddamn mermaid and holy hell my heart stopped. And I complimented her on her hair and makeup and she lit up, and my partner pointed out her Hellboy shirt and she got even more excited. And then, like an idiot, I just WALKED AWAY.

But then I told my partner that I wanted to talk to her and he said I should! He said I have permission and MY DUMB ASS SAID NO!!! It's been six years since I've talked to a girl and I've LOST IT.

So on the off off off chance you are the cute girl with blue hair and a BPRD shirt and you're even remotely interested in the awkward girl with fishnets and Beetlejuice shoes, hi. Hit me up?