#🎤 | the cocky rapper (mike)

[hoshinomulti]

@ask-dark-monita wants to rap!

❝ so, you must be that angel boy that I've been seeing these days, eh? You got any angel powers like my GF has her demon powers or something like that? ❞

[hoshinomulti]

Headcannon generator

Mike knows the lyrics to every Hatsune Miku song by heart.

❝ I mean, I'm her brother. Why would I not? ❞

Mike is a very good singer

❝ always have been from day one, baby! ❞

Mike is an introvert

❝ actually, I'm an extrovert. Thanks to my GF. And my friends, hehe ❞

Mike has not showered in two and a half weeks.

❝ dude, I showered just yesterday! ❞

Mike got hit by a bus once.

❝ I'm never gonna let Benjamin drive a bus again- ❞

Mike speaks only in meme references

❝ I'm bout to end this man's whole career. Boom, bam, bop! Badabop boom, pow! ❞

[hoshinomulti]

"Happy Halloween, Mike! I got you an assortment of ramen flavours - all normal ones and nothing weird, promise! Hope you like 'em!"

Mike looked at the ramen while scratching his head in confusion. No candy? No sweets? This was a bit of an odd choice for a treat, but he guesses this'll work.

❝ um... ahem, thanks, man. I appreciate the ramen. ❞

[hoshinomulti]

❝ it's not a surprise that my Girlfriend is literally the greatest human ever existed. And that's a fact. ❞

❝ don't agree? Then you should KIL- ❞

Mike's sentence has been cut out cuz I don't want Tumblr to end this blog lmao

[hoshinomulti]

Mike placed a hand on his chin as he looked at the food.

❝ is this poisonous or stuffed with bones? Cuz I had someone serving me bone stuffed pizza. And trust me, I was not pleased. ❞

Mike crossed his arms and looked away in anger and disappointment. It's a true story, by the way. It looked like a normal pizza, but the person who served it said it was stuffed with bones. And that just immediately took a toll on his mood, and he was not happy about it. At all.

Open starter!

"Man, this is really good! Here, you try some too!"

[hoshinomulti]

Mike, do you prefer Pepsi or Coke?

❝ Pepsi. It just hits harder than Coke. ❞

[hoshinomulti]

After blinking a few times and swallowing the chicken, Mike gave a little chuckle.

❝ yeah, it really is. They have really nice chicken, completely bone-free. ❞

He gave a smirk and another chuckle. It's good to know that he can finally have normal food for once. No bones, no weird foods, just good ol' fried chicken.

Mike took another bite of the chicken, completely ignoring the question that was asked. He turned his head towards the other with his mouth stuffed with chicken.

❝ I'm sorry, did you say something? ❞

He asked, putting his hand over his mouth. He... he wasn't even listening... he was just so obsessed with the chicken.

[hoshinomulti]

Mike looks at the other with some confused blinking involved.

❝ oh no, I do, actually! I like chicken wings just as much as anyone else! It's just when the food is made weirdly in a way I wanna puke or makes my stomach sick that I don't like. ❞

He says as he shudders, trying to get the image of the mac and cheese donuts off of his head.

Mike took another bite of the chicken, completely ignoring the question that was asked. He turned his head towards the other with his mouth stuffed with chicken.

❝ I'm sorry, did you say something? ❞

He asked, putting his hand over his mouth. He... he wasn't even listening... he was just so obsessed with the chicken.

[hoshinomulti]

Mike raised an eyebrow at the other and scoffs. Yep. Bone-stuffed pizza. How crazy is that?! How can you even put bones in a pizza?!

❝ I'm pretty sure it wasn't him being a jerk. He ain't normal for God's sake! One time, he gave me mac and cheese donuts and BEAN COFFEE. Like, oh my god, can you not cook anything normal?! ❞

The blue haired rapper slams his fist on the table in anger and sighs. He just wants to eat a food that doesn't wanna make him puke. Well, the fired chicken to him looks pretty normal. But will it taste normal? He takes a piece of the chicken, took a bite...

...And completely falls in love with it.

❝ Finally... something normal for my taste buds~ ❞

He said, feeling like his taste buds just entered heaven.

Open starter!

"Man, this is really good! Here, you try some too!"

[hoshinomulti]

Mike took another bite of the chicken, completely ignoring the question that was asked. He turned his head towards the other with his mouth stuffed with chicken.

❝ I'm sorry, did you say something? ❞

He asked, putting his hand over his mouth. He... he wasn't even listening... he was just so obsessed with the chicken.

Open starter!

"Man, this is really good! Here, you try some too!"

[hoshinomulti]

❝ hmm... can I see your wings?! ❞

@ask-dark-monita wants to rap!

❝ so, you must be that angel boy that I've been seeing these days, eh? You got any angel powers like my GF or something like that? ❞

[hoshinomulti]

Mike claps his hands in awe and squeals like a child

❝ holy funk, that is so cool! ❞

@ask-dark-monita wants to rap!

❝ so, you must be that angel boy that I've been seeing these days, eh? You got any angel powers like my GF or something like that? ❞