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[gayvampyr]

stop that’s so funny

[dughole]

there should be an oscar just for saying something this beautiful and true in a movie

[skatinginfinitelywithyourmom]

[teaboot]

Had to give a presentation for a work seminar the other day.

Didnt have much planned and I usually wing it so I got up there and opened with, "Hello, my name is [redacted]. I'm the security specialist assigned to [redacted]- I talk a lot when I'm nervous, so you're gonna hear me talk a lot in the next five minutes"

This got a few laughs as expected, but then one of my superiors cut in like "I had no idea you had a fear of public speaking, you're always so calm and confident"

so I got to say out loud in front of like 20 people twice my age that "Oh, yeah, no, I'm faking it super hard. Like, all the time." (Gestures at face) "This is fake. I'm always freaking out, all of the time."

Anyhow it went well and I'm getting a raise so like. Be yourself and lean into it I guess is what I'm getting to

[forecast0ctopus]

happy birthday SPOCK!!

[palarien]

sketched this out at jury duty actually

[proxythe]

vi wasnt available for babysitting duty so jinx had to turn to the next worst thing

[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny mixed up FNAF Help wanted with Digital circus,,

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

Tumblr's Year in Review 2024

[hearty-an0n]

dont stop the partyyyyy

[discosmackdown]

fly high with me! ☁️☁️☁️

[fascinationstreetmp3]

So for all you cowards out there talking shit, talking about taking a run at me, hear this now and hear it plain. I own the night.

Happy 147th birthday to The Vampire Louis de Pointe du Lac (October 4th 1877)

[thatskindarough]

“‘I just…I thought you might like to come back, one day,’ Crowley said very quietly. Aziraphale’s foot pressed against his again, and Crowley drew in a sudden breath, as if he hadn’t been breathing properly since Aziraphale had stopped touching him.”

This piece was a commission from the lovely @fellshish for their lovely friend, @alphacentaurinebula ‘s fic What Are You Doing Here? This fic is cute, funny, heartwarming, and incredibly spicy, and I’m very much looking forward to finishing it! Thank you Fells for being wonderful to work with, and happy (belated) birthday to you Alphacentauri, I’m very happy I could do this for you!

[walnutcookie]

the body swap episode

i love them so much... you dont understand.... oh my GOD i adore this concept

[taswelle]

idiots