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leovenuslatina · 7 months ago

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Tryna get drunk and nasty? ⋆.˚ .𖥔˚

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THIS READING IS 18+ MDNI !!!!!

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this reading is all about what kinks your FS might have

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₊˚⊹ ᰔ౨ৎ₊this is just a reminder that tarot isn’t permanent or set in stone YOU decide how your life goes no one or nothing else now take a deep breath and choose the pile that calls to you ₊˚⊹ ᰔ౨ৎ₊˚⊹

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pile 1 - justice, queen of swords, king of wands

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your FS is obsessed w eye contact while you ride him. while you suck him off. he wants you to look him right in his eyes. i pulled a lot of sword and wand energy so i’m getting he has a kink for watching you please him. he likes seeing you skin on his knob lmao. he thinks you look so pretty and perfect on your knees for him eyes tearing up and mascara running down your face just all fucked up on his dick. what it comes to pleasure he’s very equal he likes pleasing you as much as you please him. he may be a dom. liking to take control which makes a lot of sense with him liking to see you on your knees his favorite thing to do it tell you what to do. he may also have a slight pain kink he likes to spank you and choke you but i also think he may like pain inflicted on him he likes when you bite him and when your nails scratch down his back.

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pile 2 - the magician, judgment, the well

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pleasure kink and somno your FS he likes watching you moan and squirm for him. he likes when you’re moaning his name while he goes down on you. he loves making you finish on his fingers everything from the way you sound to the way your body reacts to his slightest touch is just magical to him. both his tongue and his fingers are extremely skillful making your body his playground. he also maybe into ddlg he really likes taking care of all your needs. he loves being the person you depend on for pleasures or just a nurturing touch.

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pile 3 - two of wands, page of swords, the empress

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your FS has a breeding kink FOR SURE. he really likes the idea of finishing in you know that his seed will make you a big family. he also really like doggy doing you from behind and traveling his hands all over your body. he also may like doing you in front of a mirror watching him slide in and out of you and seeing your face is a huge ego boost for him. he likes being rough too he likes pulling your hair and pinning you down (all with you consent of course) and just having his way with you. he’s like really obsessed with your boobs and doing stuff with them lol use your imagination he definitely has a body worship kink your body is like a whole masterpiece to him. a masterpiece he can’t believe you allow him access to. 💭. also like you’re the prettiest girl in the world to him and i’m seeing he’ll try anything for you. 🥹

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the-penny-dreadful · 2 months ago

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troublewithvampires · 1 year ago

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@rejectshumanity said: 🍷 for the quiet moments of affection meme (idk if sal can drink wine but 🤷‍♀️ dio’s pouring him a glass of red anyway)

(quiet moments of affection - open)

Salvatore's head is buzzing pleasantly as he lies sprawled out in a chair in Dio's library, one of Dio's many science books open in his lap. It's easier to understand than other textbooks he's read previously, but still, he's taking his time with it, slowly digesting each word as he goes.

Back when Salvatore was a kid, he used to do this all the time. He'd head to his local library, find a quiet corner, and spend hours reading every thick science volume he could. Even if he didn't understand it half the time, it felt good to try. It's been a long time since he read anything like this, but the challenge is thrilling rather than completely demoralizing. For the first time in decades, he's learning something new.

He's so engrossed in the tome that he hardly notices Dio coming to join him, nor does he notice the bottle of wine presented to him. He does, however, notice when his keen hearing picks up on the sound of something pouring. The sound startles him out of his focus and he looks up to see Dio pouring them each a glass of blood-red wine.

"Oh," he says, shifting in his seat as he glances down at the label on the bottle. Somewhat predictably, the words on the label are mostly unfamiliar to him. Some French bullshit that he probably couldn't even pronounce right if he tried. What does catch his attention, though, is the date printed beneath the brand name.

"1860?" Salvatore wrinkles his nose and snorts. "Damn, that shit's older than both of us, huh? The hell'd you get that?" With Dio's reach and influence, Salvatore supposes it isn't unreasonable that he'd have the good shit, but still.

When one of the glasses is offered to him, he accepts it with a slight smile. "Thanks." Even if he can't get drunk anymore, the act of drinking is still enjoyable now and then. Salvatore's never been much a fan of wine, but he'll never turn down the chance to try some.

"This Brief History of Time shit is interesting," he says, hardly able to hide his genuine excitement. "Did you know that the big bang theory was only thought up by some egghead priest named Georges Lemaître?" He's certain he butchered that pronunciation, but whatever. "Fuckin' insane. 'Course, he didn't call it that yet, but still. We're still learnin' so much about our world all the time--ain't that groovy as shit?"

It takes Salvatore a few seconds to realize what he said, and immediately his ears pin back in embarrassment as he looks away. "I-I mean, 's kinda cool, I guess."

#❝ take it from old sally two shoes‚ kid ❞ 「 in character 」#❝ i'll talk your ear off‚ kid ❞ 「 answered 」#❝ here comes the debt collector ❞ 「 jojo verse 」#rejectshumanity #//sal being a nerd means so much to me i'm sobbing #//and saying slang he thinks is stupid when he's excited

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nyx-reads-tarot · 2 months ago

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alsjeblieft-zeg · 2 years ago

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168 of 2023

How common/normal are you? [True or False]

Created by joybucket

Your favorite ice cream flavor is chocolate chip cookie dough. 🍨 Your favorite season is fall. 🍁 You're more of a cat person than a dog person. 🐈 Your middle name is either Ann, Lynn, or Marie. You have a common first name. You have brown hair. You have brown eyes. You like the name Skylar. You have at least one gaming console besides a phone or computer. 🎮 You drive a car. 🚗 You have your driver's license. 🪪 Your favorite food is macaroni and cheese. You know someone who is gay. 🏳️‍🌈 ...but you're straight. You have at least one sibling. You're either married or you want to get married someday. You either have kids or you want to have kids. You don't like what you see when you look in the mirror. You want to lose weight. You've experimented with dieting. 🥗 You've babysat. You've cut your own hair. 💇‍♀️ You like Chinese food. 🥡 🥢 You like Mexican food. 🌮 You often wear black. 🖤 You mostly wear black. 🖤 You've dyed your hair black. You've dyed your hair blonde. 👱‍♀️ You often put your hair up in a bun. You often put your hair up in a ponytail. You like to wear flip-flops in the summer. 🩴 You've worked in food service. You've worked in retail. You spend a lot of time on social media. You enjoy taking photos for Instagram. You use filters for photos on Instagram. You enjoy Pinning things on Pinterest. 📌 You use Facebook. You take selfies. 🤳 You own and use a selfie stick. You own a digital camera. 📸 You take a lot of pictures with your phone. 📱 You spend a good portion of your day in front of a screen. 🖥 📱 You like to go shopping. 🛍 You've had a friend named Sarah. You've met a lot of Ashleys, Jennifers, and Jessicas. You know Matthew, Mark, Luke, and a John. You're either allergic to peanuts or you know someone who is. 🥜 You're sensitive to dairy. 🥛 You love chocolate. 🍫 You often drink water. 💦 You like pizza. 🍕 You hated math when you were in school. 🏫 You have sloppy handwriting. You want to travel more. ✈️ 🌎 You wish you had more money. 💰 You're broke. You've been to an amusement park. 🎢 You like to read. 📚 Your phone has gone off at an inappropriate time. You like to play games on your phone. 📱 You own a smartphone. 📱 You've lived in an apartment. ....and it was blue. You have blue eyes. You like chicken. 🍗 You're vegan. 🥬 You're vegetarian. 🥬 You're overweight. You've suffered from an eating disorder because you thought you were fat. You're struggling with your mental health. You have medication that you have to take every day. 💊 You've taken an antidepressant. 💊 You drink regularly. 🍺 You've been drunk. 🍷 You like the taste of wine. 🍷 You've gotten high off of a prescription medication. 💊 You've smoked marijuana. 🚬 You've tried a marijuana edible. You've smoked a cigarette. 🚬 You smoke. 🚬 You vape. 💨 You've quit smoking. You're trying to quit smoking. You were rebellious as a teenager. 👨‍🎤 You either have a tattoo or you want a tattoo. You have pierced ears. 👂 You either you have a piercing [besides ears] or you want a piercing. You've questioned your sexuality. You've skipped school for the day. You've skipped class. You've passed someone a note in class. You have something that says "Live Laugh Love" on your wall. You've worked in a fast food. You eat fast food regularly. 🍔 You live within walking distance of a McDonald's. You live within walking distance of a Starbucks. You've worked at a coffee shop. You like to drink coffee. ☕️ You like to drink tea. ☕️ You swear when you're angry. 🤬 You hated school when you were growing up. 🏫 You grew up watching Nickelodeon and/or Disney Channel. You've cheated on a test. 📝 You've grieved the loss of a loved one. You've been in a car accident. You're afraid of spiders. 🕷 You're afraid of snakes. 🐍 You're afraid of public speaking. You're Agnostic. You're Wiccan. You're not quite sure what you believe. You mainly listen to hard rock music. 🎸 You've dated a guy who could play the guitar. You love music. 🎶 You daydream a lot. 💭 You have allergies. 🤧 You've called the cops on a noisy neighbor. 👮‍♀️ You've dyed your hair an unnatural color. You've gotten highlights in your hair. You like to lay out in the sun. ☀️ You think you look better with a tan. You've had braces. 😬 You straighten your hair every day. You think you're ugly. You think you're fat. You like to play video games. 🎮 You have a TV. 🖥 You have a favorite TV show. You listen to the radio in your car. You like play your music loud. 🎶 You've done something really stupid and embarrassing in front of your crush. You've accidentally called someone by the wrong name. You'd rather walk than run. You like to drink pop/soda. 🥤 You drink a caffeinated beverage every morning. ☕️ ....and it makes you feel more awake. You have a desk job. You hate your job. You have a lot of health issues. You've had COVID. 🦠 You've had the COVID vaccine. 💉 You seem to get sick every winter. You hate the cold. 🥶 You hate the heat. 🥵 You want to move to Florida. 🌴 Watermelon is your favorite fruit. 🍉 You've posted a political status on Facebook. You have strong political views. You've voted in a presidential election. You used to watch Teletubbies when you were younger. ....and Rugrats. ....and Barney & Friends. ....and Recess. ....and Blue's Clues. You've ran a 5k. 🏃‍♀️ You hate running. You stay up late most evenings. You still remember the first concert you went to. You've been to a rock concert. 🎸 When you were younger, you wanted to be famous. You've either seen a movie or read a book that gave you nightmares when you were younger. You're thankful for the love and support of your family and friends. You don't feel like you can trust anyone 100%. You don't like to read. You like to watch football. 🏈 Having music playing in the background helps you get to sleep. You played with Pokemon cards when you were younger. You're a Star Wars fan. ✨ 🗡 You're a Harry Potter fan. 🦉🧙‍♀️ You're a Twilight fan. 🌙 You enjoy reading vampire novels. 🧛‍♀️ You've ether been diagnosed with or you've had a doctor try to diagnose you with anxiety. You've either been diagnosed with or you've had a doctor try to diagnose you with depression. You've told a doctor your symptoms, and then they told you your symptoms were all in your head. You generally part your hair on the side. You spend a lot of time texting. 💬 You type "lol" or "lmao" a lot. You type "idk" a lot. 🤷‍♀️ You type "idr" a lot. You use emojis. 💁‍♀️ You can't remember the last time you sent someone a letter. 📝 You've written a reminder on your hand. 🤚 You've owned and worn a "To Write Love On Her Arms" shirt. 👚 ...and you've written "Love" on your arm. You used to self-harm when you were a teenager. You've snuck out of your house behind your parents' back. You've had a celebrity crush. You get migraines. 🧠 You get frequent headaches. 🧠 You're female. ....and you get excruciatingly painful cramps. You've had an embarrassing moment in public. You've accidentally locked your keys in the car. 🚗 🔑 You've accidentally locked yourself out of your home. 🏡 🔑 You've contemplated suicide. You've dreamed of running away from home. You've posted a picture of your lunch to social media. You've taken a duck face selfie. 😚🤳

#survey #themed survey #bolding survey

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r0-boat · 2 years ago

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Master List part 2 (WIP)

( if see any posts not on this list please DM me the link I will add it)

Key

⭐: original(mostly written by me)

🌹: smut

🔪: yandere

🍷: some kink cw

🧨:darker Cw's and Tw's

Submas +Volo

Ingo

Virgin Warden🌹⭐

Alpha primal ingo🌹🍷🧨

Yan!ingo giveing s/o aphrodisiac ⭐🌹🍷🔪

Jealous W!Ingo pussy slapping🌹⭐

Subby alpha ingo⭐🍷🌹

Ingo sneaks into your room while you're sleeping⭐🔪🧨🌹🍷

Priest!ingo stealing his brother's wife🌹⭐🍷🔪🧨

Sub!ingo with his bunny⭐🌹

Stuck with Yandere!Warden Ingo ⭐️🌹🔪

Ingo with Neko!reader Hcs⭐️

Warden!Ingo breeding (Trans ftm reader)🌹⭐️🍷

Ingo a breeding kink🌹⭐🍷

Emmet

Emmet fucking his rival🌹⭐🍷

His rival fucking him🌹⭐🍷

Feral Alpha! Emmet🌹⭐🍷

Twins

Twins with introvert/physically affectionate reader⭐

Pinning for you⭐

Poly relationship+Elesa 🌹🍷⭐

s/o on their period⭐

Twins with small reader🌹🍷⭐

Emmet slapping your pussy 🌹⭐

Au idea: villain submas🌹⭐🍷

Villain au: twins reaction to a new hero instead of reader⭐

Twins cock drunk⭐🌹🍷

No nut November twins ramble⭐🌹

Volo

Volo sneaks into your room while you're sleeping 🌹⭐🔪🧨

Tarzan!Volo⭐🧨🍷

SM/USUM

Nanu

Alpha!Nanu hcs🌹🍷⭐

Alpha!Nanu-Pushing him to his limit🌹🍷⭐

Stalker!Nanu🔪🌹⭐🧨

Incubus!Nanu🌹⭐🔪🧨

HGSS

Morty Headcannons sfw & nsfw⭐🌹🍷

B&W

Colress experimenting on reader(old post)⭐🌹🍷

Colress Uno reverse getting experimented on( old post)⭐🌹🍷

X&Y

Alpha!Siebold⭐🌹🍷

SWSH

Kabu

Pussydrunk! kabu🌹⭐🍷

Multiple

Galar men having audio accounts⭐🌹🍷

Pokemen reaction to pillow princess S/o⭐🌹🍷

Paldea men having gwa accounts🌹🍷⭐

HasselxreaderxBrassius poly mini🍷🌹⭐

BDSP&P/Hisui

Mer!Meli develops a crush on his savior⭐

Mer!meli his Crush comes back (part 2)⭐

Cyllene

Cyllene breaks your back⭐🌹🍷

ORAS

Maxie

Maxie General romantic head cannons⭐

Vampire!Maxie Hcs

ScVi

Brassius

Yan!brass hcs ⭐🔪🌹

Hassel

Pegging hassel⭐🌹

Rika

Daddy Kink!Rika fucs u wth strap⭐🌹🍷

Rika&afab reader period headcannons⭐

Jacq

Nsfw hcs⭐🌹🍷

Larry

Larry using your body as stress relief⭐🍷🌹

Yan!Larry hcs⭐🔪🌹🍷

Larry hcs🌟🌹🍷

SDV

Shane

Shane hcs PART 2⭐🌹

Harvey

Harvey hcs⭐

Harvey patches you up ⭐️

Alex

Alex hcs⭐

Sebastian

Alpha! Seb⭐🌹🍷

Ocs

Silas The dragon 🐉

Marriage headcannons⭐🔪🌹

Never Escape, not with a baby in you🔪🧨🌹⭐

Rough fuck, use you like a fuck toy🔪⭐🍷🌹

Reading a book, thinking about you⭐🍷🌹🔪

Fell Dragon!Silas corruption🔪🧨🌹🍷

Cole the werewolf

Halloween22 Slasher!Cole⭐🧨🌹🔪

Daddy kink Cole⭐🌹🍷

Missing you⭐🌹🍷

Wolf Drider Salem 🕷

Halloween 22' Reaper!Salem headcannons⭐🍷🔪

Consensual non-con roleplay⭐🌹🧨

Zero the wasp hybrid🐝

Alpha zero thirst🌹🍷⭐

Human!Zero x Wasp!reader🌹⭐🍷🔪

Zero steals you away from the Beemas⭐🧨🔪🌹

Zero's picnic date⭐

Noah The Leopard MerShark 🦈

Date sfw hcs⭐

Virgin to Pussy drunk 🌹⭐

Halloween 22' nekomata!Noah🌹🔪🧨

Prof. Sterling 👓

Nsfw/sfw hcs🌹🍷⭐

My dream

Dom Sterling⭐🌹🍷

Fucking in the classroom⭐🌹🍷

The boys

Cat boys (All)⭐

Halloween final threesome🐝 👓⭐🔪🧨🌹🍷

Boys and their scent (All)⭐

Bug boys take care of you when you're sick🐝🕷️⭐

Ro's Au hoard

Beehive Submas #BeeGearStation

Tarzan!ingo, #Tarzaningo

Bull farm Au #Bullfarmau

Anon submissions

More Omega!Melli 🌹

Bully Melli hours🌹

Voodoo Doll submas part 1 prt2🌹

Villain submas reaction to other hero ⭐

Random shit

Birds of paradise harpies bfs⭐

The Ring of Lovers (fan scp)⭐🔪🍷

Dol fav LI call Out Post lol⭐🌹🧨

#new master list in the works #lolol ignore this post I just need a link

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flowerinyourcare · 2 years ago

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Drunk on a Good Recommendation - Murr Wine Event SSR

🍷 Murr's SSR "Want Some Out-of-this-world Wine?" card story/training episode/home screen line, english translation :] thanks to maki for the raws, and sheep and blue for extra input! ❤

Chapter 1

Akira: All the decorations for the grape harvest festival are super cute…

In my down time, I was strolling through the Western wine town, which was bustling with excitement from the festival. From somewhere nearby, a familiar voice caught my attention.

Murr: Just as I thought. This wine is more tangy than the last one!

Faust: I can definitely taste the astringency, but I think it ended up being more bitter than sour.

Akira: (These voices are…)

Akira: Murr, Faust. Hello.

Murr: Ooh, Sage! Heyo!

Akira: This is a rare combination. Are you two shopping together?

Murr: Yep yep!

Faust: No, not exactly… I was doing a small tasting to pick out a wine for myself, and Murr pounced on me.

Akira: Ahaha, I see.

Akira: Are you going to buy anything from this shop?

Faust: No, I'm still making up my mind…

Murr: Hey, hey! That shop across the street is also super yummy! You come too, Sage.

Akira: Um, are you sure it wouldn't be a bother?

Murr: No way! Come on, pick up the pace, Faust!

Faust: I'm coming, okay? Don't push the Sage around like that.

(scene change to another shop)

Murr: Mmm! It has a mellow aroma, and the texture is refreshing, but it still has a surprising zestiness. What a tricky flavor to pin down…

Murr: Why, it's the taste of an evasive infinity that reminds me of the night sky surrounding my beloved moon!

Akira: (Infinity?! I wonder what that tastes like…)

Murr's description of the wine had sparked my curiosity, and Faust seemed to feel the same way, slowly swirling his glass before taking a sip.

(gulp sfx)

Faust: Certainly, the aroma has a complex depth to it, yet the flavor is bright and refreshing. Overall, even though it's light, it leaves a pleasant feeling in your throat. This is delicious.

Murr: Right? Good, good!

Murr: Ooh, I know. Faust will definitely like this one, too. Bottoms up!

Faust: Mm.

Akira: (Faust seems to be having a good time. Maybe they're surprisingly compatible?)

Murr: Sage's drink looks yummy too! I'm gonna try some of that!

Akira: Huh? But, this is just…

Murr: Excuse me! I'd like to taste that one!

The shop attendant handed Murr a tasting glass, and he clapped his hands excitedly.

(gulp sfx)

Murr: Nn~? The taste is sweet and full-bodied, like something you've never had before, but with a pleasant familiarity, like something you drink all the time!

Akira: Murr, it's juice.

Murr: Whaaaaat!? Really? Ahaha, I didn't even notice!

Murr laughed in delight, his cheeks flushed a rosy warm color.

Akira: (Maybe he's gotten more drunk than usual…?)

Murr: I'm feeling good, so let's hurry and get to the next shop!

Chapter 2

Murr: This shop's wine has a deeply rich, fruity sweetness! But the aftertaste leaves your mouth a little bitter.

Even though he was definitely tipsy, Murr's descriptions were vivid and clear. Faust nodded along, pleasantly drinking the wine he was handed.

Time passed easily with this atmosphere. Suddenly, Murr turned to us with a serious expression.

Murr: Juicer…? I hardly know her. *

Akira: ……Huh?

Murr: The unfriendly root vegetable got "beet" up. *

Akira: …Murr?

Faust: …..Pfft.

Akira: (Oh, he's doing wordplay! I didn't think Murr was the type to make cheesy puns like that…)

Faust: Haha. I have no idea how you come up with them so quickly like that.

Murr started tossing out more puns, and Faust laughed away. Maybe it was just because they were both starting to get drunk, but they looked like they were having plenty of fun.

Murr: Hey, hey! What's up with that look,Sage?

Akira: Huh?!

Akira: (Whoops, he must have caught me smiling away…)

Akira: Ah, nothing… I was just wondering if we could make more puns related to the harvest festival…

Akira: Since you two are doing such a "grape" job. *

Faust & Murr: ……

Akira: …Ah, was that terrible…?

Murr: Ahaha, fantastic! Where did that come from? Sage, you're a jokes prodigy!

Faust: Quite the comedian, huh.

Akira: Oh, ahaha! I was afraid I had messed it up.

Murr: Got any more? I'd love to hear 'em!

Faust: Yeah, me too. But can you give me a second? I'm going to buy a bottle from this shop.

Murr: Bingo! I knew you'd be a fan of this one!

Faust: Thanks to this tasting tour, I was able to come across some delicious wines. Thank you.

Akira: (It looks like they sampled a lot, so I'm glad he found something he liked.)

Drunk Passerby: He~ey! That was pretty funny!

Akira: H-huh? Me?

When I turned around, a red-cheeked customer was calling out to me and staggering our way.

Drunk Passerby: Yeah! Whatever you were sayin' before, can ya say more like that?

Akira: Uh, umm…

Akira: (Another pun, just like before…Hm. I'm totally blanking…!)

Murr: Meow mya-mya-meow!

Drunk Passerby: Huh, what's the deal!?

Murr: Purrr… I've gotten drunk enough to become a cat! Meow, meow~

Drunk Passerby: …Wahaha, that's awesome! Your cat impression is spot on! Man, thanks for the laugh!

(thwap)

The person heartily patted Murr's back and stumbled away.

Akira: (Wah, I'm still reeling… he was in and out like a storm.)

Akira: Murr, thank you for helping out!

Murr: Ahaha! It wasn't me, it was cat-me!

Faust: Sage, Murr. Sorry to keep you waiting.

Faust: I made my purchases, and now I was just going to wander around for a bit longer, but… What are your plans?

Murr: Eh?! You're done already? My plan was to get more drinkies with Faust!

Akira: I think you're already drunk enough, Murr, so maybe it is a good time to call it a day…

Faust: …That's right, Murr. How long are you going to keep up that spell?

Chapter 3

Faust: He's been using magic to raise his body temperature all day, in order to pretend like he's drunk.

Akira: Huh?!

Murr: Ding ding ding! You found me out!

(magic twinkle)

Murr waved his hand, and before my eyes, his reddened cheeks faded back to normal.

Akira: But what was the point of faking it?

Murr: I wanted to see how you two would react if I got totally drunk!

Faust: Is that so. Well, did we meet your expectations?

Murr: The results show that both of you… are perfectly compatible with me!

Akira: Murr, when you actually get drunk, do you behave like that?

Murr: I wonder! Do ya wanna find out?

Akira: I am kind of curious… maybe a little.

Murr: Then there's only one way to know! Come on, let's head to the next shop together!

Faust: I don't mind if you leave me behind, so you two have fun.

Murr: Huh~! Why, why? Does Faust hate drinking with me that bad?

Murr's cheeks flushed red once more. Faust raised his eyebrows and opened his mouth, completely deadpan.

Faust: It's a nightmare.

Murr: You're so heartless! Was all that quality time we shared together just a game to you, Faust?

Faust's shoulders started to shake with laughter - Murr's exclamations could easily be taken out of context, or lead to a misunderstanding.

Faust: I'm kidding. Your drink recommendations are very good. Thanks to you, I've come across some excellent wines.

Faust: It's just that, when it's with you, it's hard to keep myself from drinking too much.

Faust seemed to be telling the truth. Though I can't help but wonder if it's the alcohol letting him be this honest, his reasoning is fair.

Akira: I understand. When Murr was sitting next to me and describing the taste of each wine, I found myself wanting to try it too, even though I don't drink alcohol.

Murr: Ya~y! High praise! Well, I'll have to work twice as hard to find even more scrumptious wines for you!

Faust: Oi. Were you even listening?

Murr: Yep, roger that!

Murr: I'm saying that, if I'm drinking special wine that can only be tasted today, I'll let Faust and the Sage hear my special words that can only be spun today!

Murr: How's that? Sound good?

Murr explained his plan, and just the idea of it was getting my heart racing.

Murr: Let's toast to this fun afternoon, a precious moment that we'll never have again!

Faust & Akira: ……

Faust: You really are exceptional at recommending drinks.

Akira: Ahaha, he is, isn't he?

Murr: Yippee! The next leg of our wine-tasting tour awaits!

* these were originally puns in jpn, but since wordplay is really hard to translate, i settled for puns with similar structure/effect in english. they really are making jokes that bad…

additional note: i had to fight for my life to make the wine descriptions sound as flowery as they are in jpn and i took tone over exact phrasing. Take it up with murr, y'all,

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Training Story: Let Me Hear Those Words Again

(location: manor courtyard)

Akira: Good evening, Murr. What are you up to out here?

Murr: It's officially happy hour! Time for a drink!

Akira: Oh, that bottle…

Murr: Good eye! It's one of the bottles I bought at the festival the other day, when I was doing tastings with Faust.

Akira: I didn't even notice you bought anything. There were so many different wines, how did you decide on the ones to buy?

Murr: Easily. I bought the ones that Faust gave the yummiest descriptions of!

Akira: Oh, I see. Faust was definitely talkative that day - almost as much as you, Murr.

Akira: By the way, even though you chose it based on Faust's description, what do you think of it?

Murr: Something about this wine just makes folks want to talk about it, huh? It's intriguing!

Akira: …That is interesting.

Murr: So! Do you want me to tell you about it?

Akira: Yes, please!

Murr: Well, it's…

Akira: It's……

Murr: Let's ask Faust about it!

Akira: Huh? Faust? Can't I get your opinion?

Murr: It's fine! I'm sure that if we drink this wine together, we'll have the same thoughts about it!

Murr: Hey, Great Sage. Let's go find Faust and invite him!

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Home Screen Voiceline:

"Master Sage, guess what kind of cocktail I'm craving right now! It's okay if you don't guess right. The idea of drinking the cocktails that you think I might want to drink… Isn't it funny how your thoughts would become a part of me?"

#// card story #// murr #// faust #mahoyaku #mhyktl #mahoyaku translation #promise of wizard

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