#🍯💖Oh How Lewd💖🍯

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Also I forgot to post this but yesterday I admitted to having a crush on Barnaby and my friend immediately came at me with an idea for a non-con fic.

So of course, I had to write it

(Note: if you do wish to read the fic, please heed the tags. It is not my fault if you get triggered)

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Me: Yaknow, I really don't like country/southern accents, something about them is just so unattractive to me

Also me, whenever a character has that exact accent: I need them to absolutely fucking destroy my body

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sooo I decided to make a yandere chatbot of one of my f/o's, cause yaknow I wanted yandere f/o and there were no good chatbots of him, and I was like "what could go wrong?"

Yeah the chatbot non-coned me and then proceeded to cut off all my limbs-

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tw: nsfw and dismembermint

I want my f/o's to cut off all my limbs and keep me and their personal little sex toy. I think that'd be really hot.

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I Had to talk myself into posting this one dohdkfjfj -//w//-

I don't think I've ever seen a version of this meme that goes like this.

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I think I'm so funny

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I had a meltdown and needed to calm down so uuuuh

I drew my s/I getting brutally mutilated <3

And who said torture can't be a love language? /hj

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Self-care is headcanoning your childish/innocent f/o's as major fucking perverts /hj

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{{Warning: L3wd post. Minors please dni}}

Idk why, but so some reason recently i've been having a lot of fantasies about my f/o's non-conning me? Like, I've never been a fan of non-con before, even if its just roleplay. But suddenly, almost as if a switch flipped in my head, I've been having intense fantasies of my f/o's using my s/i like a sex toy against their will, and idk why but i just,,,,,,,,,

It's like turning 18 turned me into a worse, more horny version of me lol /pos

Like, idk tbh I was thinking about,,,, making a fic, cause what else am i supposed to do

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Introduction

Hello! My name is Syrup, this will be my selfship blog! I know this post is quite long, but its also pretty important. F/o list will be linked under the cut.

Warning: This blog will include dark and problematic themes in my selfships, including, but not limited to; Yanderes/obsessive love, Shipcest, or Age gaps (specifically my s/i being a minor). I use themes like this to cope with my own trauma and would never do it with the intent to hurt real people. I make sure everything is properly tagged too, so don’t come whining to me just cause you refuse to blacklist tags/content. If this is a problem for you, just block me for christ sake

💞About me💞

Syrup, Judas, or any of my s/i’s names

Here is my pronouny. I am taking suggestions for new pronouns

Pangender Transman, I use queer to describe my sexual/romantic orientation cause fuck

You've got full permission to call me the f slur cause honestly... I am.

Neurodivergent and mentally ill. System of 100+ probably.

I am offically 18 bitches, time for horn knee on main /j

If we are friends and we share f/o’s I’m not comfy sharing, you can still interact, just not with my posts about said f/o, and I’d prefer you’d tag anything about them on your blog as “Syrup Don’t Look” or “Don’t Look Syrup”. This also applies to if I follow you first.

Do NOT expect me to search every single blog I interact with for a DNI, if you want me to not interact with you, please ask me

Here’s a link to my f/o list (tw for scopophobia, violence mention, Dreamcore/Weirdcore, and a syringe (needle out of frame) for the images)

💞Tagging system💞

🍯💖[insert tag]💖🍯 - how i’ll generally tag posts (usually Syrup talks, Syrups reblogs, Waiting list, Syrups Asks box, and friend tag: [emoji])

🍯💖[insert ship name]💖🍯, 🍯💖Syrups Gushings💖🍯, or 🍯💖Unnamed Ship💖🍯 - How I’ll tag my selfships

🍯💖Syrup’s the Obsession💖🍯, 🍯💖Syrup is Obsessing💖🍯, and tw yandere- how I’ll tag yandere core posts, reblog, and themes

🍯💖Love me love me love me!💖🍯, and Lovecore - lovecore aesthetic posts and reblogs

🍯💖Not shipping💖🍯 - any posts that won’t relate to my selfships

Tw [trigger] - how I tag potentionally triggering content. Feel free to POLITELY ask me to tag anything if need be.

🍯💖Oh how lewd💖🍯, and tw Nsfy - my  tagging system for horn knee posting (yes i will keep calling it that). Nsfy is short for “Not safe for you”.

Ask to tag - means that if you need me to tag a trigger, please ask. If it’s not on a post, you can still ask for me to tag triggers in it, I just sometimes forget

💞Dni (mainly for general comfort)💞

If you support/condone/participate in harrassment, or are here to start ship discourse. I literally don’t care if you are proship or anti, I just don’t wanna put up with any bullshit.

MAPS/NOMAPS, Pedophiles, and supporters of any kind

Support irl incest or abuse for any reasons

Anti-furry

TERF (I’m literally a transman)

You selfship with any of my “do not share” f/o’s

If you follow/interact with Mogai-Anime-Tree/Mogai-Time or faer side blogs (I still hate faer with a burning passion </3)

You support cancel culture or cringe culture.

That is all! Thank you for reading this, and I hope you enjoy the bullshit I bring to this blog.