#🍬| carameleon answers |🦎

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

How’s everything going so far?

"Surprisingly well!"

*Eternal Sugar gives a warm smile as her wings flutter slightly.*

*Carameleon pokes up from where he's sitting on the pillow at her side.*

"We're just on the outskirts of the village, it won't be much longer than a few minutes before we're in it."

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Some fresh mangoes and cherry tomatoes appear in front of carameleon cookie and eternal sugar cookie.

I’ve always been curious about cookies, seeing as in my world they’ve been made extinct by dragons centuries ago. What’s it like living in a world full of cookies?

-/ Rainwing anon

"Chaotic."

*Carameleon is trilling with delight as he snatches up a mango, taking a pocket knife out of his bag and carefully peeling the mango.*

"You can't go five seconds anywhere in earthbread without some catastrophic event happening, I say that including my own existence as part of that."

*Eternal Sugar is just popping cherry tomatoes into her mouth, making small delighted purrs.*

"Thanks for the fruit by the way!!" *Carameleon says this through a mouthful of mango flesh.*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

What’s your favorite fruits Carameleon Cookie and Eternal Sugar Cookie? I enchanted this bowl to be able to send things across realities and I want to send you fruit!

-/ Rainwing Anon

"Mangos!"

"...Cherry tomatoes."

"...Tomatoes are fruits?-" (⊙_⊙)

"You didn't know?"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

I do hereby decree; skill issue (<fully away they are made of fire and are not in danger via the spores)

ಠ╭╮ಠ

*Carameleon looks at you with a frown.*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Y’all too harsh on the little spore guys. I mean, isn’t yeast like a maaaajor component in a LOT of baked goods?

"Yeah but like- that's bread! Isn't it??"

"And these things are literally designed to swarm us!"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

I’m still calling him a lizard !

*Carameleon crosses his arms and gives a disappointed look.*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Hmmm. Hey lizard, how long do you think it would take her to get to a village or somewhere safe?

"Well it depends-"

*Carameleon crosses his arms, shaking his head in thought.*

"It might take only a couple hours if she's flying, or it might take an entire day or two if she walks!"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

I want to bite you so bad but I have sweet sensitivity and I’m imagining a cookie called Eternal Sugar Cookie would be very sweet- the woes of an autistic opossum :(

- Feral Possum Anon

"...You can bite that..."

*Eternal Sugar lifts her hand enough to point at Carameleon, who gives an offended pout as he puts his hands on his hips.*

"Hey! I'm tryna help here!"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Getting her somewhere safe would be the best start. Make sure nobody can find her while she’s resting. She’s fallen, not evil. She won’t hurt you unless you hurt her, which is something the witches didn’t get.

"Alright- if you're sure-"

*Carameleon, after taking a deep breathe, waddles up to Eternal Sugar.*

*Eternal Sugar barely lifts her head at the new presence, barely reacting to the little clawed hands grabbing her arm and pulling her over to a nearby bush.*

"heavy-"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

(Imagine a neck cracking sound as my attention immediately turns to the lizard)

Caramelion!!! Help her or I singe your gooey hair off pretty please!

"Wha- what do you want ME to do?!"

*Carameleon looks surprised, and possibly disturbed, but with a grumble, he goes to try and get closer to Eternal Sugar.*

*Against his own will, of course-*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Carameleon become retro.

Extends the low-quality-ing by 5 asks

*Low quality-ify-ing successfully extended by 5! 4/15 asks answered. :>*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

point and laugh at the chameleon HAHAHHHA

*Caramelon crosses his arms as he grows progressively more low quality.*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

*Proceeds to sing Cavetown songs*

*. . .*

*Carameleon seems to have fallen asleep after the first song.*

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[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Do you want us to sing you a lullaby?

"...I don't think she needs one."

*The screen pans from Carameleon to Eternal Sugar, who is fast asleep.*

*Her wings have spread out haphazardly in her sleep, and it seems like whatever blankets she had pulled over herself earlier in the night have been discarded.*

*The screen pans back to Carameleon.*

"...Yeah."

"...I wouldn't mind one though-"

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

Gives the chameleon pilk

D r i n k

*Carameleon pushes the pilk away, looking visibly disgusted despite his lowering resolution.*

[immortal-saccharin-swan]

*turns a random muse low quality for 10 asks and their quality gets worse every ask*

(*sounds of german eeny meeny miny moe*)

*I chooosee, Carameleon.*

"Doh shit-"

*quality crunch sound effect*