#🍪anon

[xdemon-mage]

I thought about Wade's reasoning for choosing to act like a suicidal victim because it attracts murderers and other sadistic people who want to use this in their advantage, and I was wondering if in the past he accidentally got someone who was not like this, and was pretty much innocent, to contact him.

Like imagine another suicidal person agreeing to meet with him so they can do a double suicide together. He posted this in a depression/suicidal forum after all from what I understood, so he could very likely encounter someone like this in there.

What would Wade do if someone like this does contact him? But specifically, what would he do if this person doesn’t reveal their double suicide plans until they meet face to face? Would Wade continue and treat them like any other victim? Agree to kill them quickly? Or maybe tell them that he changed his mind and leave?

I’m pretty new here, so sorry if you already answered something like this already!

-🍪 (I also don’t know if emoji anons are a thing around here)

If a situation like this would happen, he would definitely be disappointed, mostly because he really seeks out the adrenaline rush that comes with meeting someone who has a murderous intent, and also the act of rivalry, fighting each other to death. So it makes him annoyed whenever someone surrenders from the start. In that case, if he decides that the person comes off as boring, he'd kill them just to be done with it. Fast but in a brutal way. Otherwise, he would torture that person, having fun serving someone "a fate worse than death".

[marvelfilth]

Ya know what a nice dynamic would be?

Selectively mute character x is never really quiet character ….

-🍪

That's probably definitely not what you were thinking, but I couldn't stop myself

Selectively mute Tara, who shuts down whenever her mother comes for a visit, and Sam, who always knows when something is up with her sister, who sees the way Tara chokes up when she sees the woman, the way her throat constricts with effort to voice a single word, only for her lips to fall shut.

So Sam prepares.

She tries every trick to make their mother stay as far away as possible, but on a rare occasion Christina decides to play a dutiful mother and in result comes over for a weekend, she knows she has to up her game. She looks up articles online, stuff she would never even consider reading, because she needs to. She's not one to talk, it's more of her sister's speciality, and this - holding conversation with their mother, so Tara doesn't have to even think about talking, and rambling to her little sister to distract her from their mothers presence - is more draining than she ever anticipated. So she reads about newest horror films, researches up and coming directors, and talks, and talks, and talks.

She even goes as far as to look up current business trends, because whenever Christina grows suspicious about Tara's quietness, Sam can always throw that at her. Christina loves talking about her job more than she does to her daughter.

When the door closes behind their mother, Tara stays quiet, she always needs a few days to come back to herself. She falls asleep in Sam's arms, crying quietly, not a sound escaping her lips, and Sam holds her close, barely managing to hold her own tears at bay.

[literatureloverx]

hey, you don’t have to answer this question if you’re not comfortable but are you religious? do you believe in any religions or God? what are your views on religion and religious people?

🍪 anon

I’m comfortable sharing anything that isn’t too detailed, so here’s my answer: I’m religious and do believe in God. However, I am respectful toward those who don’t. While I may not fully understand, from a logical standpoint, how someone could not believe in a higher intelligence or a creator, I remain considerate regardless.♥️

[skylargoesbark]

this entire week has been kinda stressful :(

i hope yours is going better :)

thanks for making me smile

🍪

aww, sorry about that anon

mine is doing okay

same to you :)

[strawbubbysugar]

Okay you don’t have to answer this if it’s too spoiler-y but I HAVE to ask. Now that Freddy, Dad Of All Time, has joined the sentience gang- he has a soulmate too, doesn’t he? Perhaps of a familial, parental sort?

(I promise I am not trying to jump ahead of every plot point before you write it I just can’t help but rotate this fic around in my brain)

- 🍪

hehe no worries!! Yall can ask as many questions as you want!! :D yep, now being sentient would mean he has a soulmate! :> hmm wonder who that could be, big mystery there!

[sunandsstars]

I IMMEDIATELY READ THE NEW CHAPTER !! Finally 🎉🥳 she left. But spider noooo… take him( love the new chapter 💞💞)

-🍪

if reader could have taken spider she definitely would have! :,) she’s so heartbroken she couldn’t.

but reader finally left! for good.

[dontsh0vethesun]

🍪 anon here! im sorry if I worries you! i got overwhelmed with offline life and social interaction was just too much, i was pretty much coming home and just playing dreamlight valley until i fell asleep.😔 im sorry! can i still come to your wedding lol?

But!! i have like a week off work now and barring (another) family emergency i should be around more (if you want me!)

-🍪

omg hhiiiii giving you a hug through the internet

you're deffo invited lmao

YES PLZ STAY, we missed youuuuu

[jaylaxies]

jake + fingering 🫠

so true, he’s good at it 🫶🏼

[tacticalprincess]

pornstar!König is haunting my dreams:(

-🍪

despite pornstar!könig’s obvious exhibitionist streak, he wants to be around as minimal people as possible, turning down offers from big porn production companies without a second thought. he prefers to produce his own work, either with his outdated phone camera or various old film cameras. the amateur feel to his videos only enhances his appeal to his audience, giving it a realistic touch.

what they don’t know is that none of it is faked, from his end at least. in his mind, he’s getting access to beautiful women’s bodies that he never would’ve before popularity, and showcasing it to the world. the money is only a plus.

his camera shakes as he ploughs into your tight, warm hole from behind, angling it in a way that catches his thick cock splitting you open from his point of view. breaching parts of you no one’s ever been able to touch. he squeezes the fat of your ass that jiggles every time his hips slam into yours, red and raw from being spanked harshly, and spreads your cheeks to put your glossy pussy on display. it amazes him how such a small hole can swallow him so deliciously, the first girl to take him without complaint.

you look impossibly small under his massive frame through the lens, his large hand engulfing every part of you he decides to touch. controls the pace of your hips and reduces you to a fleshlight with just one hand, using his strength to make you fuck back on him despite how boneless you’ve gone.

“this little cunt was made to be on camera. listen to her.” he says gruffly, reaching over and holding a hand over your mouth to muffle your broken moans. you squirm — the obscene squelching noises coming from your pussy makes you shy, unable to run from the position he has you in with your back arched and him over you, completely covered. the glide of his cock is slippery and wet inside your abused hole, sucking him in desperately while his heavy balls slap against your neglected clit. “so loud, liebchen. gonna make you a star.”

next time, he might invest in a go pro, just so he can catch the entirety of your body at once. the sight is too alluring to go to waste.

[georgiapeach30513]

I just saw this video and it reminded me of them being so much like Ransom and Steve from DA AU and i had a good laugh 🤣

-🍪

🤣 Ransom and Steve when they get older are such a riot! Kitten and Marta have their hands full. Ransom was the one pushing Steve 😂

[shalomniscient]

i think you can tell im a yukong/ himeko/ natasha person by now gjfhlhgfklgslkj im out of ideas today but i would love to see your takes on your first time with them? id imagine they would be sooooo gentle and patient, and i feel like natasha would know all the ways to pleasure you considering shes a doctor and she would touch you in all the right places hehehe ~🍪anon <3

first time || hsr x reader [NSFT][MDNI]

cw. fingering, cunnilingus, first time with a strap-on specifically for yukong, entirely self-indulgent amounts of praise

notes. so............................ guess it's been a while huh

himeko

cw. cunnilingus

“If at any point it gets too much…”

You breathe out slowly, tangling your fingers in Himeko’s runy red hair. The tresses are soft against your skin, and you can glide your hand through it like silk. She so soft, but warms you like a hearthfire. “I’ll tell you, ‘meko. Promise.”

“Good,” she says, and leans down to capture your lips in a kiss. Her lips are as tender as the rest of her, and she tastes like sweet chapstick. Against the backdrop of the cabin lights, she looks like a goddess, a bright light in the vast cosmos stretching outside the cabin window. Her touch both sends you into orbit and draws you gently back to the ground—as if she is your gravity.

“I’ll go slow,” she whispers against your lips, and you nod mutely, only managing a soft mewl as she starts to kiss her way down your neck, her hands resting on your hips. She maps your skin with each kiss, pressing marks that she’ll later trace like constellations of affection. You gasp softly as her mouth finds your chest, and she uses her lips and tongue to lave all your sensitive spots with attention until you’re arching into her.

Himeko smiles, continuing to navigate her way down the plane of your body, drawing a path with her kisses until she settles between your legs. Her hands massage the jut of your hip bones as she shifts so that your legs are thrown over her broad shoulders. You shiver as her breath ghosts over your cunt, already embarassingly slick from her previous touches.

“I’m going to use my mouth on you, okay?” she murmurs, golden eyes flicking up to look at your from between your legs, and your heart nearly leaps into your throat at the sight, the coil in your stomach winding almost painfully tight.

“Okay,” you nod, voice a little small, and Himeko offers you a reassuring smile followed by a kiss to your inner thigh.

“Just relax,” she breathes, and then presses her mouth to your dripping cunt, drawing pleased, strangled noises from both of you. You, at the sensation of her tongue on your pussy, and her at the taste of you filling her senses. She has to hold back the urge to bury her face deeper into your wetness and just devour you—instead, she forces herself to take it slow as she had promised, and languidly laps up and down, from your hole to your stiff clit.

You mewl as her tongue prods the bundle of nerves, and the sound makes Himeko near-dizzy with need. She works you patiently with her mouth, though it doesn’t take much before you’re squirming in her hold, your body beginning to buzz with sensations, a knot winding tight in your lower belly.

Her tongue dips into you, two fingers assisting in spreading your lower lips for her. The wet muscle feels… odd, as it probes inside you, but certainly not unpleasant. Himeko drinks your wetness greedily, nearly voracious for you. The realisation only adds to your budding orgasm; to know you have her so needy, so desperate for you just by your taste—it’s certainly an ego boost of cosmic proportions.

Your hand tangles in her waves of fiery red, and Himeko smiles against your cunt. “Are you close, sweetheart? Just let it happen, let go. I’ve got you.”

Her lips move up from your twitching hole to your puffy clit, sealing around it. Then she sucks, a delicate pressure that nonetheless has stars exploding behind your eyelids as your eyes roll back into your head, your lips parting in a breathless cry of her name. Himeko moans into you as your cum wets her lips and chin more than it already is, and she laps up each drop eagerly.

Your hand in her hair flops down onto the bed as the wave of pleasure begins to ebb, and Himeko smiles as she pushes up, lacing your hand with hers. Her free hand brushes some hair out of your eyes, and she presses a soft kiss to your cheek.

“Good?” she asks softly, her eyes searching yours for any hint of discomfort. You only manage a tired nod, your entire body feeling floaty—in a good way. She chuckles lightly as how fucked out you look already, then lies beside you on the sheets. Her strong arms wrap around you and pull you close, your head resting over the softness of her chest.

“Rest now. You did so well, my dear.”

natasha

cw. fingering, kinda voyeurism

You’ve found that it’s a special kind of embarassing to be walked-in on while trying to get yourself off. That momentary beat of awkward staring between you and the person who walked in, that knowing look yet the refusal to acknowledge it for both your sakes—it’s terrible, and you’ve never wanted to crawl out of your skin more.

Thankfully, Natasha—angelic as she is—took it remarkably in stride, settling down at the edge of the bed, a patient expression on her face. Her hand encircled your wrist, drawing it from the waistband of your sleep shorts, her eyes glinting as she notes the slickness on your fingers.

“Were you close?” she asks gently, and all you can manage was a tiny shake of your head. Natasha smiles, relaxed and easy, and places her hand on your waist. Her touch is cool against your heated skin. “Do you want me to help?”

Your eyes nearly bug out of your head at her offer, a choked noise escaping you. “T-That’s— you don’t have to, Nat—“

Natasha only chuckles, pressing a finger to your lips to hush you. “I know, but I want to. May I?”

“I’ve never… you know,” you say, chewing on the inside of your cheek. “I don’t know if I’ll…”

“Don’t worry,” she assures you. “I’ll take good care of you—and we can stop whenever you feel like it.”

And so, that is how she has you where you are now: squirming under her touch, one hand held tightly in hers while the other grips her other wrist, where two of her long, dextrous fingers sink all the way to the third knuckle inside you. The feeling of fullness between your hips is foreign but not unpleasant, the pads of Natasha’s fingers rubbing the softness of your cunt. She toys with a spot within you that has you seeing stars, your thighs almost snapping shut around her arm.

“T-Tasha—“ you cry out as her thumb finds your stiff clit, and she soothes you with a gentle kiss to the corner of your mouth. She draws delicate circles around the little bundle of nerves as her fingers continue to coax more pleasure from you, curling in a come hither motion to brush against your g-spot just right.

“You sound so lovely, my dear,” she hums, the hand holding yours bring it to her lips to kiss your knuckles. “So perfect.”

“Tasha, ‘m gonna—“ you whimper, eyes squeezing shut, and she speeds up her fingers ever so slightly.

“Come for me, sweetheart,” she coos, leaning down to press her forehead against yours. “Relax, and come for me.”

With one last expert curl of her fingers, Natasha sends you far over the edge, the strongest orgasm of your life winding up your spine and bursting like fireworks behind your eyes. You can distantly feel and hear her work you through the high, and you shiver as she withdraws her fingers. They glisten with your slick, dripping from her digits down to her wrist, and when Natasha’s tongue darts out to lick at the droplets you nearly whine.

“Tasha…”

She smiles at you, and it’s like the sun emerging behind grey clouds. She indulges you as you make grabby hands towards her, shifting on the bed so you can wrap your arms around her. “Yes, dearest?”

“Thank you,” you mumble against her shoulder, and she laughs softly, pressing a kiss to your temple.

“Anything for you, sweetheart.”

yukong

cw. strap-ons

“H-Hurry up, already…”

Your whine is almost petulant as it leaves your lips. You wriggle your hips—or do your best to, what with Yukong’s firm grip on your waist—trying to push back on her silicone cock. Yukong grunts at that, her hold on you tightening ever so slightly.

“Patience, sweet thing,” she rumbles, low and soothing. “There’s no rush.”

Any smart-mouthed retort dies in your throat as Yukong pushes another inch into you, your head dropping down against the soft sheets. She’s filling you up in a way so different but just as good as her fingers—you can feel the artifical veins on her cock press against your inner walls, and the thickness of it creates a delicious pressure that has more of your wetness slicking the remaining length not buried in you already.

“Good girl,” Yukong breathes, leaning down to nose at your shoulder. “Such a good girl, taking me so well. That’s it, sweet thing, you’re almost there, just relax—“

By the time her hips meet your ass, she’s stuffed you so fully that you’ve already gone brainless. Your pussy squeezes and clenches around the false cock like a vise, tight enough that even drawing back is a challenge for Yukong. But she doesn’t, and lets you adjust to the length inside you first, her fingers traveling beneath you to tap on your clit to get you to relax.

Pleasure and an aching fullness buzzes throughout your body, and it is nothing but pure instinct that eventually drives you to rock back and forth on her cock. Yukong chuckles softly above you, her free hand gently tilting your head to the side. Her pupils blow wide as she notes your already fucked-out expression, and she kisses you with just the slightest hint of teeth as she starts to slowly pump her cock in and out of you.

The movement pushes breathless moans from your lips that Yukong devours greedily. The sound of your wet cunt taking her is the only thing she can hear, her sharp, foxian ears swiveled to focus only on you. She has to consciously pace herself, pulling back to nuzzle against your nape and drawing deep breaths through her mouth. If she breathed in any more through her nose, the scent of your slick would drive her to wildness and she wouldn’t be able to stop herself from pounding you into the bed.

But there’s always time for that in the future. For now, she moves slowly but rhythmically, hips slapping against your ass with each thrust. You babble her name in between whiny moans, your fingers clawing into the sheets.

“You’re doing so well,” she praises breathlessly, eyes flicking back to your cunt to see the way you spread around her cock, and it sends a bolt of need right down to her own cunt. “So good for me, darling, taking me so well. Such a good girl, aren’t you?”

You make a loud, keening noise at that, toes curling, and Yukong knows you’re close. She smiles against your shoulder, forgoing her slow, deep strokes for small, sharp thrusts as she’s buried fully within you. Her finger on your clit doesn’t let up either, and soon enough you’re squirming on her cock, that familiar tightness in your tummy ready to snap.

“Go ahead, darling,” Yukong croons, her teeth ghosting the soft flesh of your nape. “Come.”

And you do, beautifully, your cunt bearing down on her cock with enough force you nearly push her out. A white ring forms at her base, and Yukong swallows thickly as her throat dries at the sight. She manages steady, languid thrusts to work you through the daze of pleasure until you slump boneless into the sheets, utterly satiated. You whimper as she pulls out with a wet, slick sound, and she kisses your shoulder in apology.

“Come here,” she coos, discarding the strap somewhere on the bed and gathering you into her arms. You’re hardly able to move, all the sense having been fucked out of you, and Yukong chuckles at the sight, brushing a few strands of hair out of your eyes. “Good?”

You only answer with a pleased hum, snuggling close into her neck. Yukong smiles fondly as she cards her fingers through your hair, nose pressed to your temple to inhale your scent.

Seems like her strap will be seeing more action now.

[marvelfilth]

Guess who spent like 2 hours wondering how tf her professor expected her to find answers without being given a chart only to find out the chart was right under her nose the whole time.. guess😁

🍪

Idk cookie, definitely not you! 😁

[literatureloverx]

Hello, It’s been a while. I hope you’re doing well. I was wondering, what is your birth order? As in, are you the eldest, middle, etc?

🍪 anon

Welcome back, 🍪-anon! I’m the eldest, and I have a younger brother (17). ♥️

[ddaz3d-and-cc0nfused]

Hiiiiii, this is my first time requesting!

I was wondering if you could do nsfw head cannons for poly Reid and Hotcher, maybe like what their like in bed or their kinks. Kinda like a NSFW alphabet, anyways thxxx, Love, Cookie🍪💕

nsfw.

a/n: i also want to preface this by saying i do not ship aaron and spencer, it's just for this dynamic, okay? okay.

this turned out WAYY more smutty than you probably thought it was gonna be, and i'm kind of ashamed of myself, so i'm gonna go hide under a rock now, bye!

you are literally never without an orgasm like... ever.

there's always someone ready to touch you, it's like a 7/11 but for sex.

contrary to popular belief, i think the threesomes are kind of rare, because at the end of the day, they both have jobs and aaron is a dad.

but that's not to say that they don't happen, because when they do, they. are. glorious.

it's a whole lotta man let me just say that; big old meat sandwich.

aaron usually is the one that takes control during group situations. gives me heavy soft dom vibes than anything.

he definitely guides spencer on what to do, i.e how to please you, edge you, etc.

that isn't to say spencer gets a bit feisty and then you have two dominant men in your hands.

the dynamic is so incredibly balanced, and the fact that they're both so mature, there's rarely ever any conflict when it comes to sexual situations.

and that credit is being given to the incredible communication that's between the three of you.

i feel like neither of the men would be willing to enter a situation like this without a two way street of communication.

because at the end of the day they are colleagues.

rounding back to that, i feel like spencer takes up the sub role alongside you.

sometimes you two are just so whiny and needy that it's kind of adorable like...

there'll be moments where your touches are so clumsy, and uncoordinated, and aaron can't help himself but watch.

there's no rules on one-on-one contact with one another. you guys can have sex with each other without a third party present.

sometimes when one stays behind while the other goes out on a case, phone sex is a popular activity.

it helps to give the other person away some stress relief when they can.

alright, so i have this scenario in my mind where both you and spencer worship aaron's cock together.

like both of you are on your knees sharing slobbery kisses all the whole you're stroking him.

STRAPPING.

you cannot tell me that there wouldn't be any strapping going on around here.

i already know there are moments where aaron and you gang up on spencer, either to play with him or to just get him out of his head using aaron's cock or yours.

a crazy amount of anal.

like y'all are lowkey a big fan of double penetration, it's one of the ultimate ways to get closer together.

also aaron and spencer do have sex with each other please ungrip your pearls.

i believe that if they're gonna be in a throuple, they're gonna go all the way. there's none of that no homo shit around here.

there will be boys kissing, and honestly one of aaron's favorite things to do is send you videos of him toying with spencer.

i'm talking in his office or on the jet, anywhere where there's even a lick of privacy, expect some nasty messages.

just thinking about the positions you guys get into is kind of ridiculous.

where spencer is more hesitant to try things, i think aaron is more open.

that's why i think there is some heavy bdsm involved in certain scenes, but not a lot because at the end of the day one of 'em is an old man and he can't get down like that.

he damn sure does try though.

it's entertaining to see him with two younger partners, but there's just something about you three being together that just makes sense

you keep him on his toes - yes, the dirty picture and video sending go both ways.

it's to a point where inside of work hours, if aaron sees a text from either you or spencer when he isn't in office with him, he makes sure to turn that brightness down.

lord knows how he'd explain his girlfriend sending him a video of her jerking off his subordinate while he's moaning his name.

even though it is a nice sight to see.

the three of you are very private with your arrangement.

not because you're ashamed or that you think anyone on their team would judge you guys, it's just that they are relentless.

old man grouchy aaron hotchner and loser boy genius spencer reid being in a throuple?! yeah, go ahead and sound the alarms, because tonight's drama is good.

so, you three just like to keep your little paradise to yourselves, though the others aren't stupid.

though you don't work with them, spencer and aaron are almost always together, so there's bound to be some boyfriend actions that take place on accident.

especially if the two of them come out of the same room together and one looks a little disheveled.

besides that, i think they are very kinky when it comes to your sex lives, and i think there's something new every time it happens.

[pleasestayawayidonotlikeyou]

Please do the cool trio + Killer sans × artist/cartoonist reader pleeaassseeeeee :)

This time I will give you two cookies 🍪 >:3

- 🍪 anon

SECOND ANON I HAVE CHAT!!

I'm waiting for my cookies now :3

Featuring: Fresh, Epic, Cross, Killer.

Masterlist

Fresh

"That's cool broski! Mind drawin' me next?"

Sticks your drawings on the fridge every time he gets his hands on them.

Expect him to give you cheap ass markers he found as a gift for any occasion.

Definitely

Epic

"..Can you draw a tree and a car making out?"

Comes up with the most random things for you to draw, he probably also pays you extra to do some of his craziest dreams lol.

Epic likes to see you draw when he's stressed, it's just... Calming seeing your soft strokes on the paper or on the screen..

100% making you take breaks when you're drawing for too long. He's not letting you slowly turn into a shrimp nor have bad vision traveler.

Cross

"Mmm... Yeah it's good dear.."

Do you know those nights you're way too inspired after not drawing for weeks? Yeah, Cross would be watching you draw while trying not to fall asleep.

Definitely buys you expensive and good art supplies and keeps saying "oh I know it's not the best but I hope you like it.."

He carries a drawing you made of the both of you hidden away in his jacket everywhere, if he misses you he simply looks at it.

Killer

Like Fresh, expect him to give you the cheapest markers he finds AND feel offended when you tell him the markers are bad. (He got them on purpose as a joke lol.)

Always showing off your art to his squad and saying how lucky he is to have you.

"Awww don't be jealous Red.. it's not your fault you can't find someone as great as my partner.. hehe."

Totally not stealing some of your drawings when you're distracted and keeping them in his room. Nah, he'd never do that.

[sunandsstars]

i have so many test and writing assignments ( essays etc ) that I may just disappear 😭😭😭 and my allergies are still here 😭😭

-🍪

Oh no 🥲🥲

me too though, large assignment due next week :,))

make sure to take a break, ask for extra time (if possible) and take care of yourself. please!