#🍒 Party games (dash games)

[polyesterpeacock]

God called.

"Oh, by all means! Hey, couldja do me a favour and try to make it a little more exciting this time around? The last few divine punishments have been pretty, as the kids say, mid."

[polyesterpeacock-arch]

𝟑-𝟓 𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐍 𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐘 𝐁𝐄 𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐅𝐈𝐄𝐃 𝐁𝐘.

𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐒:

Electric Blue

Deep Pink

French Violet

Aquamarine

𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐒:

Cheap cologne, cheaper breath spray. A strong smell isn't necessarily a good smell, Larry

Sickeningly sweet, fruity cocktails. The added flavour never ends up dulling as much of the burn as you'd like

Sweat clinging to skin, the literal heat of passion. They never hold you as close as you truly want them to. You're too scared to ask

𝐅𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐍:

(Other than the obvious, of course)

Big collars and deep V's, cheap gold chains and watches that haven't worked for decades

"Funny" t-shirts with phrases on them that probably wouldn't be worn in public by anyone with an ounce of dignity

High-waisted bell bottoms, platform shoes, ascots, scarves, and other loose neck adornments

𝐎𝐁𝐉𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐒:

Playing cards with your face on them, years ago that was a dream to you, nowadays its anything but.

An engagement ring. Gold, real gold, not the cheap imitation you frequently adorn yourself with. You remember the day it was thrown back into your face. You say you don't know why you've kept it all this time, but that, like so many other things, is a lie you keep telling yourself.

Even though your watch broke so, so many years ago, you can't bring yourself to buy a new one.

𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘 𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐆𝐄:

Fidgeting, always fidgeting, never still.

Finger guns, baby! Hip and casual. And sexy? (Hopefully)

Far too close, far too intimate, far too fast. Constantly feeling touch-starved

Nervous laughter, frightened laughter, laughing even through rage so deep you feel your heart might explode.

𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒:

Rain-soaked streets lined with neon lights, images of show girls and martinis

A darkened cocktail lounge, you're tucked into the corner, several drinks in, trying to tune out the piano music that makes you far too nostalgic, makes you feel far too much.

Basking in the afterglow of an encounter with a yet another woman you know you'll never see again. You wrap your arms around yourself because she's far too invested in her cigarette to hold you.

Tagged by @crvptd! Whoever wants to yoink this can indeed yoink.

[madrabit]

for the fic ask game: 🍑🫐

Hey, thank you for the ask ☺️��� my rambling got a bit long, sorry for that!

If you also want to send me some fruits 🫐🍒🍓🥭🍏, feel free to do so!! 💗✨️

🍑 If you could make a connection between your favorite character and another work you care about (whether a crossover/fusion or a wonderfully “pretentious” literary reference) what would it be? How would it work?

Mhmm… that question is very interesting, but I think this is a good way to combine one of my favorite TV series with our silly Slovenian soft bois.

(Okay, so this is gonna be long and rambly and I only have a half baked knowledge of the show and I have not read the books, just to warn you!)

In this post I already compared Bojan and Jan with Quentin and Eliot from The Magicians and I still think it's a very good comparison! (Mostly looks wise, character wise they are a little different, even though both Quentin and Bojan have anxiety, but Q has some more stuff going on that I hope Bojči doesn't).

It's the hand on the neck for me omg. God maybe I should do another post about them...

I would so love to see Jan and Bojan and all the others ngl as students in Brakebills or maybe in Fillory, I'm sure Bojan and Nace would love the talking animals, while Jure would be so into the Flying Forest (it's opium laced, I'm sure kitty would have fun).

Also, I absolutely love magical AUs and them at a magical College would be such an interesting thought. And all the different disciplines are so much fun to play with!

Bojan: He would definitely be one of the physical kids. He'd have a good grip on telekinesis, maybe even be able to do some fire manipulation and some minor mending (small object reparation). Although one might argue he could also be an empath, I wouldn't wanna put him in the psychic discipline, since a lot of psychics have a base level of telepathy and I think it only would make him even more anxious and I really wouldn't want that ngl. But since the physical kids are also quite social (and the best party people), I think it fits very well with him.

Jan: also strikes me as either a physical kid or one of the psychics. I feel like he'd be able to focus on fire manipulation and cold magic, but telekinesis and phosphoromancy (light bending) also seem like a good fit for him and honestly, I think he'd be able to at least be able to work a few different disciplines easier than usual. For some reason I feel if he were a psychic, he'd had the discipline of either telepathy or precognition, maybe even astral projection, but I'd rather say he's a physical kid, him and Bojan would throw the best parties.

Nace: He is a lil harder, for me he's either a physical kid or a healer. If he were a physical kid I 100% think his discipline would be mending, both major and minor, maybe also with a dash of telekinesis, but healing magic also seems like a good fit for him. He's nurturing, an absolute sweetheart and he has that calming presence and seems like he loves being helpful which would make him a perfect healer (those traits also would fit very well with mending btw). 

But he's not only that. He's chaotic, he's a silly goose who sometimes can be a bit thoughtless in what he says and doesn't realise sth might come off a bit wrong and I'm sure he's not that innocent little bean we make him out to be, at least not all the time. So while that obviously doesn't prevent him from being a healer, I think he'd be a good fit for the physical kids.

Kris: I feel like he'd be one of the few students of knowledge trying to understand how magic works. Since Knowledge is a mix of psychic and physical magic, I feel it might be a good fit for him. There aren't a lot of disciplines, but I think meta-composition (taking spells apart and understanding the separate components and maybe even creating new spells) would be a good thing for him. On the other hand I think he might also have some illusion magic, but mostly knowledge. He also gives me major Julia vibes in that regard.

Jure: I feel like Jure would most likely be a naturalist. He spends a lot of time in nature, seems grounded by it and seems to use it as a way to recharge, so I think it would fit him quite well. Nature magic can either be focused on the weather, which would fit with the sunshine kitty, or on plants.

But he also could be an illusionist. I'm sure he'd be quite good at vanishing, cloaking and invisibility, since he manages to keep a lot of stuff private and stay under the radar, just as I think he might like.

For some reason, I also think he might even be able to do inter-dimensional travel (like Penny), idk why, but I just think it would fit him.

(Also, magicians have to be good with their fingers, so I think the boys would be good at it)

🫐 What’s your favorite underrated thing in your fandom? (A ship that only you seem to write for, a character there’s almost no fics about, a trope that criminally hasn’t been written yet, etc.)

Ohhhhh, that answer is so very obvious 🤭 I think a lot of ships are underrated. First, I'd obviously say BoJance, my favorite little throuple! These three fit so well together, but there aren't a lot of fics. The same goes for BoJan (although the work count has increased there and I love it so much!!) and BoNace and I just wish more ppl would write for them.

And as a surprise, I think one other criminally underrated ship is JuKris!

[polyesterpeacock]

// it's too hot to do anything, so here have this

[polyesterpeacock]

"D'oh!"

[polyesterpeacock]

yeah it would be all flesh colors wouldn't it.

[polyesterpeacock]

What kind of catharsis do you need?

homecoming You've been away for quite a while -- maybe it's time to call it a day. You've had to keep up the façade for so long you're starting to forget who you really are. This calls for a nice cup of tea and an early evening in. Pack it up, settle down. Come home to yourself.

[polyesterpeacock]

What poisonous flowering plant are you?

Doll's Eyes This is the poison of unchecked vices. You slip into hallucinations. You are wracked with convulsions. The delirium threatens to overwhelm you. What are you running from? You look in every direction, wild-eyed at every turn, seeking some reprieve from what torments you. Each vice brings new consequences, and the price of escape seems too great, and yet you cannot seem to face things head on. If you aren't running from yourself, I hope you find a true way to freedom soon. And if you are running from yourself, perhaps you would do well to realize your pain is not something you can simply escape by avoidance. You deserve healing just as much as the ones you love. Someday, soon I hope, you will know this and feel it and reach inward to grant yourself all the kindnesses you offer others. That is the only true way to peace for ones like us. Oh, and if the pain of it seems too great? I hope that you realize you don't have to do it alone.

[polyesterpeacock]

What kind of tragedy are you?

self-inflicted

you were given the choice to live, a thousand times over, and yet you never choose it. not intentionally, oh no, you didn’t know it was a grave you were digging. but with every turn, you were twisting the knife deeper. every decision doomed you more. had it been anyone else, they would have made it. but you? you are so perfectly you, there was no escaping it. the true tragedy of it all, is how preventable it was.

[polyesterpeacock]

Songs I associate with Larry!

Tragedy - Bee Gees

I'm Gonna Live Till I Die - Frank Sinatra

There's A Place - Red Vox

Good Person - Gilanares

Borderline - Tame Impala

FIND ME - IDKHOW

Tagged by doyl1st!

[polyesterpeacock]

What kind of time loop are you stuck in?

Your Result:

sci-fi horror

there is always something behind you, but you will never see it…have you seen it? you don't think you can remember now. maybe take another look, just a little glance. what’s one more time, right? just once more, once more, once more…

[polyesterpeacock]

Character stats framework

Name: Lawrence Laffer

Nickname(s): Leisure Suit Larry

Age: “Fortysomething” (76)

Birthdate: July 24th, 1947

Species: “Human” (Toon) (Like how Roger is a “Rabbit”)

Nationality: American

Gender: Cis Man

Preferred Pronoun(s): he/him

Romantic Orientation: Heteroromantic

Sexual Orientation: Heterosexual

Face Claim: Peter Jacobson

Family: A mess. Dad fucked off when Larry and his brother were very young, leaving their Mom to raise the both of them. Larry’s very close with his nephew, but his brother and Lovage’s mother think Larry’s a terrible influence on him. (And… I mean, they’re kinda right.)

Parents: Lawrence (father), Miriam (mother)

Siblings: Lester (Twin brother)

Significant Other(s): LOL

Children: “I sure hope not!”

Eye Color(s): Blue

Hair Color(s): Black, graying at the temples

Height: 4'4

Weight: Real pudgy

Body Build: Like a pear? Narrow shoulders and chest with weight concentrating way more around his tummy and hips

[polyesterpeacock]

// tag drop

[polyesterpeacock-arch]

(Larry Laffer) has appeared! What to do?

Aw, no "All of the above" option?

[polyesterpeacock-arch]

what is your cosmos persona?

Tagged by @manebloom!

[polyesterpeacock-arch]

What Is Your Domain as a Deity?

Desire and Sexuality

"Was there ever any doubt?"

you’re mysterious and alluring. when lovers seek a magnetic connection, they pray to you. you’re particularly associated with eros, erotic love, and mania, obsessive love. you exude intense magnetism and your voice is like a siren call, luring anyone and everyone you desire.

"Well, I have always considered myself something of a modern day Dionysus."