#🍑’s peaches — Leigh!!

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I’m sorry the idea of Sanemi constantly beefing with Giyuu in your blorbo mansion is hilarious

how about the fact that a good few days probably passes before Sanemi realizes Giyuu’s there??

anyways here’s how Giyuu thinks that interaction goes:

Versus how it actually goes:

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🍄 🪐 🍬 🥐 for the writers asks!!!

🍄 ⇢ share a head canon for one of your favourite ships or pairings

Sanemi Shinazugawa can and absolutely will cry during sex because he’s overwhelmed by the intimacy and emotion behind it, but he’ll try and hide it by burying his face into your neck (and he’ll VEHEMENTLY deny it if you point it out). I’ve included this in my HCs in my upcoming NSFW alphabet because I feel STRONGLY about it.

🪐 ⇢ name three good things going on in your life right now

1. Despite the fact that work is kicking my ass rn, I’ve been doing really well/have received a lot of praise for my work product

2. Sam and I are finally starting to renovate the upstairs of our home and we have plans to turn the old guest room into a gaming/cozy reading room. I’m very excited.

I love spring and I love the flowers blooming!

🍬 ⇢ post an unpopular opinion about a popular fandom character

Just because Kyojuro Rengoku is a positive, inspiring, older-brother type figure to younger slayers doesn’t mean he’s emotionally stunted and doesn’t experience the full range of human emotion. Flame breathing stems from passion and passion means all emotions — not just the good ones. Reducing him down to a happy, go-lucky dumb puppy dog is a disservice to his character.

🥐 ⇢ name one internet reference that will always make you laugh 

Kylie Jenner going “shriiiiiimp” and then “HAAAA” while trying to get her food to cool off in her mouth. Sam and I quote it to one another all the time.

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Hi hello yes I’m here to hear about Tengen’s FOUR kids!!!!!!! Was it one pregnancy for each wife and one of them got twins??? Tell me about themmmm (please if you want and have the energy to do so)

lmaooo so actually, your headcanon matches Sam’s — one kid with all three wives except one of them ends up with twins.

I think that’s viable — but I’m also imagining Tengen having one with each wife, but accidentally getting another one pregnant at the same time as the mother of the third child. So two wives being pregnant at the same time — which would be fucking hilarious because can you imagine the amount of stress that man would feel??

For their sake, I hope the two pregnant at the same time would be Makio and Suma, since Hinatsuru would provide the much needed calm and collectedness to the absolute hormone and stress-fueled anxious mess that would be Tengen x Makio x Suma. At the same time, Makio and Suma’s heightened hormones might lead to a house-wide emotional nuclear meltdown on more than one occasion.

Tbh, I see Tengen as someone who becomes even more high maintenance than his pregnant wives. Don’t get me wrong — he’s incredibly attentive and considerate during the pregnancies. But he’s also a fainting goat; he’s so stressed out trying to manage not one but two pregnancies while also dealing with two other kids (who are likely close in age and at that rambunctious stage where they think stressing Dad out is hilarious). He’s a hovering, nervous mother hen, and it doesn’t help that his wives are strong willed. I imagine him being beside himself because Suma has decided to climb up onto some taller surface to reach something she KNOWS Tengen will get for her, but she doesn’t want to be an inconvenience. So here he is, trying to help Hina with dinner, only to see Suma atop some tall, mildly rickety ladder and he has a fucking heart attack. Already her sense of balance is thrown off by the size of her stomach, but add an unstable ladder into the mix?? Poor man nearly drops dead.

Of course, while he’s rushing to help her down, Makio decides it’s the perfect time to get into a fight with the neighbor’s dog — you know, the one who keeps sneaking into the garden and trying to steal bites of food cooking atop the the outdoor fire pit as Hinatsuru has her back turned? Yeah. That one. Well, unfortunately for the dog, Hina happens to be making Makio’s favorite variation of grilled beef, and she is not about to let this mangy mutt steal from her. Too bad the dog also knows how to fight.

So imagine poor Tengen’s nerves when, just as he’s guiding Suma back down to steady ground, he hears screaming and snarling and barking while Hinatsuru is shouting Makio’s name. The former Sound Hashira doesn’t have time to appreciate the way his stomach falls out of his ass — he’s hightailing it out into the gardens, grabbing whatever makeshift weapon he can — an errant pan, an old training stick from his days in the Corps, anything.

Come to find his other equally pregnant wife in what can only be described as a tug of war with the neighbor’s poor dog. Said dog managed to snag a strip of meat off the cooking plate but not before Makio lunged for it, toppling the makeshift grill in the process and sending all of the family’s meal into the coals and dirt. But this last piece of beef is all she’s craved all day, and she’ll be damned if she loses to a stupid, flea-ridden bag of fur.

She loses anyway because both Hinatsuru and Tengen force her to drop her grip on the meat, and poor Makio has to watch as the dog scampers off, rapidly devouring her meal.

Anyways. That night, it’s Makio who is boo-hoo sobbing with big, fat tears because she feels terrible about having ruined dinner (and she didn’t get the meat she wanted, poor thing). Suma, as equally hormonal and a known sympathy crier, also bursts into tears the moment she witnesses Makio wailing, which in turn, awakens the two sleeping kids. Naturally, they don’t know why their moms are crying, so of course, they join in.

And you know what? It’s at that point Tengen joins in on the sob fest, because fuck it.

In conclusion: poor Hinatsuru.

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Funny little nipple piercing story that you didn’t ask for-

Boyfriend at the time Mr Leigh and I were messing around on the couch at his dad’s house, and he managed to unscrew one of the ends with his tongue…

It fell off, rolled across the floor and fell right down an air duct. So to this day, there is a piece of my old nipple jewelry in my FIL’s ductwork

Happy Thursday!

Came out of my client meeting to this gem.

HOW DID HE REMOVE IT WITH HIS TONGUE?? Was it one of those little balls??

Smh first the ass tattoo and now the nip piercing, what else are you hiding from me?? so RUDE /lh

But honestly period on Mr. Leigh’s skills. And I hope that end to your nip piercing remains in that house forever

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you got freaky in a PORTAPOTTY at LOLLAPALOOZA??? so exactly how radioactive are you???

okay fun fact!! Your girl will not use public restrooms to this day if she can avoid it!! I hate them!!! You can imagine why!!

I was high as balls but it was no excuse. I’m still traumatized to this DAY.

It was not my finest moment 😭

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I just thought you should know I had a full body shiver and am now being plagued with Visions this is a TERRIBLE idea

oh so this is something you WANT, got it

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YOU NEARLY TEXTING YOUR BOSS WHAT WOULD BE A DEPRAVED CONVERSATION BETWEEN YOU AND ME???????

This is the first I’m hearing of this lmao

NOT FULL ON CONVOS but like. Tiktoks or memes that speak to the things *we’ve* bonded over like knotting and monster fucking and cnc and creampies and—

Like I do not need my boss knowing I’m into ANY OF THIS let alone that I engage actively online with it 😭

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I’ve made two men make out with each other for a chance to hookup with me before, and I’ll do it again (*we’ll do it).

Do you think we can convince one of them to suck the other’s dick

Honestly we’d probaby get distracted and end up fucking each other.

Or alternatively, it divulges into a group orgy. we have a great coordinator (Tengen) to direct everyone into the best positions so everyone gets off!!

ok for this game, pick one of your moots and their f/o. now you're on a blind double date with the two of them, and your f/o. by the end of the night, two of you are fucking.

for fun, in the tags say which moot you picked and your reasoning as to why you picked your answer!

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Here bc u asked what we were up to!!

I’m not sure if you’ve noticed but I read and watched Wind Breaker and have gone insane over one Togame Jo… so insane I commissioned two arts back to back…

no bc tumblr doesn’t show me your shit any more so if I want to see what the braincell is fixating on, I have to manually go to your page and look 😭 tumblr’s a hatin’ ass bitch.

But I looked him up and he has two-toned hair so I’m already feeling the whore in me tingle. Maybe I’ll add it to my watch list.

And alskdksksnms YESSSS get that artwork!! Feed the obsession!!

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Those Rengoku gifs. How dare you.

lmao okay so I went to see Mugen Train at the theater… and this was before I read the manga… so I had no idea what was coming

I was not expecting to walk out of there bawling the way I was it was awful. I’ve watched it twice since then and I have cried every time like it does not get better 😣

Oh my god —

Idk how you survived. You went in RAW holy shit.

I barely could make it through the scene in the manga — I started reading right after my mom died so by the time I got to Rengoku’s death I was full on sobbing. His little smile DESTROYED ME.

I won’t ever be over his death. I will forever be too chicken to watch the movie/episode where he dies. I just can’t do it. He makes my heart hurt!!! Lots!!

God help us for infinity castle/sunrise showdown

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also can i have the braincell back?? i’m out of adderall

no I’m still using it!! can we swap tomorrow??

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My first impression of you was that you are super cool and potentially a reformed “it girl” because you are so nice and sweet while still maintaining a ton of confidence!

As for my current impression, it’s the same but with the added bonus of learning that we are basically the same person lmao

“reformed it girl” im screaming bc you’re also not wrong 😭😭

you when you made the mistake of engaging with my fics and opening the door to me spamming you constantly until I drunkenly asked for your Snapchat

It’s too late now!!

first impressions asks

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I thought your secret was expensive shampoo 🤔

That’s one of them, but my shower secret for writing is disassociating for half an hour under scalding water while I let my brain run wild

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Tell me to schedule a fucking dentist appointment oh my god please I don’t wanna go but I must I am overdue!!!!!!!!!!

Bestie I also need to go to the dentist, let’s schedule together!! Mutual oral hygiene!!!

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BESTIEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You are one of my favorite people on planet earth and you make it better by being here!!! I love you!!!

LEIGH

Respectfully let’s hold hands

Thank you so much, you effervescent land mermaid!!! I’m so glad the universe brought you into my life over our mutual thirst over animated men!! I love you dearly!!

I hope you have a wonderful day, bestie 🥺🤍

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I’m doing this completely blind sooo 23, 32, and 46 for the ask game!

hey there sexy, how you doin??

23. what's popular with the people around you that you can't seem to get behind?

Suguru Geto /j

This is more so a “what’s popular with Gen Z” thing (I’m like. The literal oldest in Gen z) but the whole tall/long socks in the summer and not ankle socks. It’s too damn hot!!

32. were you raised religious?

Sort of — I was raised Catholic. We went to church when I was really young, but we stopped because my parents didn’t like how right wing and fanatical the church was getting in the early/mid 2000s. They kept me in catholic school for the education, not because they felt strongly about the religious aspect.

There’s a difference between faith and religion, and I still have *some* tenets of faith.

46. do you follow any stereotypes of groups you're a part of?

As a bisexual — I don’t know how to sit normally in any seat and I have a golden retriever gamer bf (husband)

As a southerner — I talk to everyone I meet, I go outside during active tornadoes to look at them, and I love being barefoot lmao (but wash your feet before going inside/in bed!! Always!! And no outside clothes in bed!!)

ASK ME:)