#🍃 anon!

[sittinginthewoodsrn]

oh you should definitely horny post more for me. such a good boy. your posts always gets me worked up, like you falling asleep with your hand in your boxers. hope you slept well handsome.

-🍃 (yes this is mine now)

aaaaahahahahaha im trying to not go all blushy and dumb around strangers while reading this. nobody here knows im such a good boy ;(

I'll add your emoji to my little list <3

[oscquinn]

heyyy can i request “pushing strands of their hair out of their face and ever so lightly forehead kisses” with nico hischier please🥺

hi lovely!! love this with him. gift for his goal tonight... we're not gonna talk about the rest. rated g. no warnings :))

something is rustling, disturbing your sleep. drawers open, feet pad in your direction, then the bed dips. "hmm, nics?" you ask softly, feeling warm hands on your sides.

"shh, just me pretty." his words come gently to your ears, along with his hand rising up to cradle your cheek.

you blink awake, the scent of his shampoo filling your nose. soft eyes peer at you, and his lips tip upwards into a smile. "saw you guys win," you tell him softly. one hand reaches up, tucking the long front pieces of his hair behind one ear, then the next.

nico nods. "was a good one," he mumbles.

you open your arms, and he comes to you naturally. his bare chest rests over your stomach, head pillowed on your chest, and those warm, brown eyes have already begun to flutter closed.

you think he's done for the night when he nestles against your soft skin. but his voice finds you again, still soft as ever, "always nice to win at home. i get to come back to you."

"fuck, i love you," you murmur, leaning down to press a light kiss to his forehead. you're met with his eyes fluttering open, looking at you with his lips turned down in a pout. "what, baby?" you ask, pushing his hair back.

"you didn't give me a real kiss," nico protests. you can't help but giggle at him. but of course, you gravitate to him. he tastes like fresh mint, his lips soft and warm against yours, and a content hum slips between them.

you give him one more kiss, then another, before finally kissing the tip of his nose. nico settles against your chest again, and you massage your hands over his tense shoulders.

[itsrlymine]

heyyy it’s weed anon 🩷

girl i wanna tell u about my waiting room because Ooooo it’s yummy

I live by the sea and omg it’s a total coconut girl dream!!! a lovely little house by the beach, the water is turquoise and clearrr, so clean as well!! think of the caribbean and cancun 🐬🐠💦

I live alone (i might put a dog idk) and i’m always in summer clothes (think y2k kinda trashy, blues greens pinks yellows, springer breakers type shii but also punk)

and ofc since i’m the weed queen i’ve got an endless supply!!! purple haze, gelato, vapes, carts, ediblesss (im like Rihanna smoking a blunt on a surf board)

ok that’s all i wanna say love ya xx

Babe I love you so much omgg why did I also just get major h2o vibes but way sexier vibes wowwww. I love living by the beach so much it’s not even funny! Living by the beach and smoking is my favorite thing ever o swear. It sounds like we are living the same life fr omgg.

I’m so happy for you bc this is such an amazing way to live life fr.

And ofc when I’m typing this response only girl in the world by Rihanna is playing loud asf on the radio😭

[d3vils-in-th3-d3tails]

Roth? How can I help?

-🍃

I'm fine. Don't worry 'bout it. A bed sounds real good right now, and a hug, and like... a million kisses. That all sounds really nice currently.

[celabi]

Sticking scummy Scara's hand down your pants under the desk in class just so he can feel that you're wet and then refusing to do anything or leave class with him so he just has to be stuck thinking about how class is such a waste of time when he could be in his dorm pleasing his girlfriend. He's snapping at the professor anytime he gets called on to answer a question.

scara has very little to no shame at all, so when you do something so lewd and inviting like this— reaching under the desk and slipping his hand into your panties, he has all the reason to bend you over the table and eat you out in front of the whole class. but he has too much respect for you to go and doing something humiliating like that, and refuses to expose you in such a position in front of prying eyes…

he bites his tongue, and uses his fingers to feel around your wet folds, before he softly runs his thumb over your clit. you’re so wet and aroused that it has scara withering around in his chair, his other hand slithering down to his lap and pawing at his growing erection.

his fingers are coated with your slick, and lucky he has the decency to pushes past your folds and stick a finger inside to add onto your pleasure, knuckles deep before he starts pumping inside. so warm, so wet, his eyes roll back.

how the fuck has no one noticed? I suppose being at the back of the classroom has its major advantages, but seriously… scara is panting like a rabid dog in need of water.

his foot annoyingly begins to tap against the floor, and he slowly makes a start of unbuttoning his pants to hopefully pull out his aching dick, but you abruptly stop, and pull his hand away from the heat of your underwear.

he almost whines, turning to gaze at you with flushed cheeks and fluttering lashes, but you only shake your head with that coy grin of yours. his head hurts, it’s pounding, and his vision blurs.

“p-please, don’t do this to me. please.” he leans in close and presses his forehead to your shoulder, drops of sweat sinking into the fabric of your shirt but he doesn’t have even an once of energy to apologise. “baby, let me cum. I wanna cum in you so bad…” god he sounds so pathetic, so pitiful, like putty in your hands, but both of you know that he wouldn’t want it any other way.

“no, scara, pay attention, I’ve got work to do…” you mumble softly, a hand on his knee. he groans, and stuffs his face into your hair like a creep, taking in the scent of your shampoo. his hands still palm at his erection, but it doesn’t feel anywhere near as good as it did before.

“ill do anything, please. take me to the bathroom stalls and use me.” he licks his lips, drool almost dripping from his mouth. “c’mon, I know you wanna.” his tongue licks wet strips up your neck, before he unconsciously finds himself almost sucking on your earlobe LMFAO.

“quit it, scara, seriously, always so needy.” you try to softly push him off, but he’s latched onto like glue. you roll your eyes, but there’s a smile on your lips. you guess it can’t be helped, you did start this whole mess, and you knew what it would lead too.

and you can’t even tell him off either, because he enjoys that too…

“mpfhm, I am, only ever for you, m-mommy.”

BIG SIGHHH I need me a scrawny loser bf I can step on and get praised for.

[wandasaura]

okay but what was R’s best orgasm that happened last Christmas? 👀 from your latest fic

this is from two months ago… i have no idea what fic we’re talking about so i’m just gonna tell you about ducky’s best orgasm… so… i hope thats okay with you

well to start, it’s somewhat of a competition (war) in the maximoff-romanova household. natasha claims that from her perspective, she gives you the best orgasms. she will analyze the patterns in your behavior over the course of months, just so when the conversation gets brought up again — which it inevitably always does — she can clap back at wanda with admissible proof that physically, she provides the best orgasms. she will also never shy away from bragging about how you turn to absolute mush in her arms after a scene, how you come undone so beautifully and give yourself to her entirely. because while she’s trying to factually assert her superiority, she’s also just a lesbian fucking her girlfriend really good… like really good (verbatim what she screamed across the living room at wanda during one rehashing).

wanda doesn’t even bother to bring her own facts to the discussion despite knowing natasha will pry at her like she’s on the stand for murder, she’s so confident in herself that she lets natasha just argue at her, sometimes natasha’s been going at her with facts for something close to three minutes, and wanda will just get so fed up with her wife that she sets her glare on ducky, accent thicker than all hell, and simply remind ducky of her title, of how she’s mommy. poor girl folds instantly every time and natasha just stomps away in frustration, although she’s literally thinking about wanda gives her some of the best orgasms of her life… which then prompts her to think that she really couldn’t pick between ducky or wanda.

this is natasha’s roman empire actually. she’ll randomly be sending emails and will just sit there and contemplate how ducky and wanda give her pleasure in such different ways. in the soft moments she steals with ducky, ducky always gravitates towards her thighs, while wanda will take her time up top. and then she gets horny and ends up texting wanda, which then just leads to them all teasing each other and pissing each other off because all three of them are meant to be doing their actual jobs… i’m telling you it’s literally all in good fun though. they’re lawyers… i think they just have a fear of losing their skill if they stop arguing and rebutting… poor ducky actually, sometimes they’re just so… in it… she knows she’d never survive actually seeing them in action

but ducky! she is just like natasha when it comes to organizing the facts and fantasizing about fucking her girlfriends on the daily . she will tell you when the best orgasm of her life occurred specifically (because she’s the only one who actually knows how to directly answer a question, or rather, the only one who didn’t endure like seven years of law school and cannot be bothered with stupid banter), but she has three categories and events.the first category is natasha, the second category is wanda, and the third category is the orgasms when they do it together.

natasha’s best orgasm was in the winter time the semester after they extended the contract. ducky was stressed, exhausted, overworked, honestly you name it, the poor girl was it. she was at the point where she had so many things going through her mind, and she was so tired that she was energized. she was staying on campus because the workload was getting to be too much to balance with a commute and an internship, and in a few weeks she’d somewhat stopped communicating with wanda and natasha. they talked on the phone, sometimes they’d go up to visit ducky whenever their breaks aligned with a gap in her schedule, but she was so preoccupied with a million other things that she just couldn’t give them a piece of her. she barely was herself with the sleep deprivation and the stress. she turned up at the house at eleven, searching for wanda. she was an absolute brat to natasha, huffing and rolling her eyes, getting annoyed when she kept being told that wanda was busy — which she was. there was a major issue in a contract that needed immediate attention. definitely not the kind of thing they could delegate or allow to sit on a desk — but ducky just wasn’t getting it. natasha was full on daddy mode at that point, and after an hour of teasing and edging and spanking, she finally let ducky cum as wanda walked into the bedroom.

wanda’s best orgasm is on the shore. they’d both been woken up around the same time in the middle of the night and been unable to fall back to sleep before tourist season, and so they’d sporadically decided to make a trip down to the shore to make the most of their early start to the day to see the sunrise. all they brought was a towel… which it is not ducky, nor wanda’s, proudest moment that they got so caught up in a makeout session that wanda fingered ducky on a towel in the middle of a public beach (granted it was empty) at 3 in the morning. it wasn’t even the most physically overpowering orgasm, but it was the way wanda somewhat collapsed on top of her afterward and nuzzled her face into her neck, giggling and mumbling about they’d just acted like horny teenagers. it was a rare moment where it was only wanda with ducky. it’s so hard for wanda to let go of everything, of mommy, of lawyer, of dominant. she craves the control, the discipline, and she panics when she doesn’t have it, so she’s always compensating for something, trying to mask the vulnerabilities she doesn’t want known. ducky just felt so loved in that moment, she doesn’t care that wanda’s also eaten her out until she passed out… but it’s also definitely up there.

and the best together orgasm was on her birthday. they’d been teasing her all fucking day. like all day. wanda woke her up by fingering her, natasha then insisted on showering together and washing her body for her, which was just a lot of lingering touchy feely, and then wanda had laid her accent on thick all through breakfast, uttering the most sickly sweet near condensing praise out of nowhere. thats what really got ducky, was how they’d be having a conversation and wanda would just… absolutely melt her brain. and then at lunch natasha snuck up behind ducky, hugging her tight, and not so subtly grinding her strap into ducky’s ass. and then wanda AND natasha had been touchy feely annoying teases during dinner and the drive home. and then took turns fucking her when they got home. to the point where she was basically mush until the following afternoon? yeah ducky thinks about that a lot

anyways ducky’s actual answer is wanda. she refuses to admit this tho. wanda literally knows tho

[phightingheadcanons]

That anon who rambled about phinishers (aka me >:3) is back at it again! Mostly because someone reblogged my first post asking who’s a Focus and who’s a Release. Well, here’s what I think!

Sword: Focus. Fun fact: in the brief moment he’s airborne, Sword transfers all of that built-up energy into his blade, causing the explosion 👍 

Skateboard: Release. For as long as he’s fully charged, his senses are cranked up to 11. He uses this to plan out where he wants to race off to.

Biograft: Phinishers don’t exactly work when you don’t naturally feel strong emotions. Or emotions at all. Subspace added in the overdrive mode as a substitute. It probably works on a timer.

Katana: Focus. Similarly to Sword, he also channels his energy into his gear.

Ban Hammer: He’s technically a Focus…but by the gods does he want to use it on any opponent he sees, regardless of their health. Sometimes he’ll get inpatient and just use it, even if it means wasting his ult. (Couldn’t be me-)

Rocket: Release. He gets a lot more giddy and excited when fully charged.

Slingshot: Focus. His eyesight improves like mad when fully charged. So much so, that the effect lingers until his phinisher is complete.

Hyperlaser: Focus. Many phighters power up their gears with their energy, and Hyper is no exception. Some speculate that he actually steals the energy of the demons he takes out with his ult, allowing him to do it again. Meanwhile Hyperlaser has no idea why that happens 🤷‍♂️ 

Shuriken is a weird case. To start his phinisher, he has to focus. But when his concentration falters, the giant shurikens get launched. He normally does this on purpose, but he’ll accidentally toss them all willy-nilly if he gets distracted.

Scythe: Release. Tis’ hard to ignore the thrill of the hunt, but she’s learnt how to manage it for the most part. Scythe also had to teach herself how to channel that energy into her ranged phinisher, which doesn’t come as naturally to her.

Medkit: Focus. For whatever reason, his ult in particular takes a lot more focus to properly perform. It’s astounding how good his concentration is.

Boombox: Focus. But as he gains more and more charges, a feeling of anticipation sets in, with it culminating in his (literal) beat drop. Sort of a mix between the two.

Subspace: Release. And extremely impulsive, like Ban Hammer. A deadly combination.

Vine Staff: Focus. Oddly enough, the lotus will persist even if her concentration is broken. She just has to unleash it first.

Coil: He’s 100% a Release phinisher. When fully charged, he has the urge to go phucking feral.

In total, that’s 9 Focus, and 5 Release phinishers. Yap sesh complete!

— 🍃 anon

Scythe needing to put active mental effort and concentration into not murdering people with her phinisher is really funny to me <3 LIVE YOUR TRUEST LIFE SCYTHE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[hanasnx]

isn't it insane that martian manhunter can literally change the size of his dick? like he could literally, if he wanted to, just change the size of his dick mid-fuck and split you in half. i really just think that's absolutely insane.

-🍃

MINORS DNI 18+

“Forgive me. I’m… unaccustomed to human.” J’ONN J’ONZZ miraculously forms a sentence through the constraints of pleasure. Sweetly rocking into you at a snail’s pace as if it reserve a little time to recuperate and gather his bearings. You had no idea that he’d be this beside himself, keeping your legs spread nice for him with your hands tucked in the crooks of your knees.

“Take your time.” you exhale with a proud curl to your lips. It’s flattering to say the least that you’re his first here on Earth, and he can’t wrap his head around what you feel like. Not to mention his length is obviously shaped unlike anything you’ve had before, the only similarity you can compose is a Bad Dragon dildo you ordered for its unique figure.

“Are you enjoying yourself?” A mildly uneasy question, conveying his nervousness. “You are secreting.” he notes aloud, and casually ruts to test the new lubricant.

“Oh, yeah. It just helps me take in something a little bigger that’s all.” you respond, winded from the effort of it all. It’s unusual how clinical he can be during intimacy, but you try to take it in stride. Answering is a matter of satisfying his curiosity, which you now realize is driving his actions when you feel a peculiar sensation inside you. Not only is more length being introduced, but girth too. He picks up his pace with a groan, rolling his taut abdomen to lick the inside of you with his cock. “I— Woah, what?" In short, you're bewildered, rocking with each of his thrusts into you, your suspended legs bobbing.

"Do you like it?" he asks, clawing into the pillow under your head as he hovers over you. You're speechless, your jaw hanging open with various "Oh"s spilling out of it. "You cannot imagine a tighter space…" he hisses, willing his dick to grow. As a shapeshifter, he was not aware that size could alter an already mind-blowing sensation to an all new level of ecstasy for both parties.

"Oh— fuck, J'onn, I didn't even think of that—" you gasp and you arch your back, letting ease into fucking you deeper than you've ever been touched before.

[cringefaecompilation]

No but really the Imodna criticism has only made me double down harder. You mean to tell me I lived through 2000s tv that inevitably and reliably buried gay relationships as soon as they were established, so much so that there is now an entire ‘bury your gays’ trope in modern media… only for streaming services to dominate serialized shows and force them into condensed and truncated seasons that air once every two or three YEARS… to then have Critical Role.. with over 1000 hours of its campaigns over a decade… to dedicate enough time to a friendship between two women that actually and organically developed into romantic feelings.. only for people to complain that its codependent or forced or one-sided? Like. Have we grown too online to appreciate how fucking miraculous the sapphic ships CR has given the community actually are?

you know it's a good lesbian ship when straight people or otherwise not lesbians are accusing you of hating platonic female friendship or claiming it's basically incest to ship them

[cinnamanz]

RIO . . . ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ

❝gimme all of this,

🕷✮🕸 masterlist she/her filo rules no nfsw lesbian

man i love the marías gimme all of you.❞

#wuhluhwuh currently 𖦹 MAMMA MIA, sophia laforteza

lbxd. airbuds.

for katseye.

❝no falling in, don't need no proof.❞

™ CINNAMANZ 2024.

[oscquinn]

taking your human heater thoughts and turning them over to Luke or macklin who are

so gaggly

but also even to alternatively quinn who is small and cuddled up in a big hoodie

luke is so gangly it would be so nice to be all tangled up in his limbs, while he's just so big and so warm :))

quinn who is just so small in his big hoodie. and so snug :)) bug in a rug :)) i need to cuddle up on his chest bc he always looks so cozy in his hoodies <33

[itsrlymine]

hi, its 🌱 anon.

i want you to know how monumentally helpful you have been in my loa journey. in the short amount of time your blog has been around, i have gone from someone who struggles to actually get what he wants to someone who manifests so easily with barely a thought. i manifested my father getting an incredible job after 9 months of unemployment, moving out, my friend paying for me when we're out, and a lot more.

im sorry you get so much hate for being blunt and simple with your advice, but it truly is simple, and i think your blunt/straightforward-ness has helped far more people than it has "hurt". ive been in loassumption circles for over a year now and you (+ one of my fave subliminal makers) have finally helped it click for me. thank you so much for everything you do. 💗💗💗💗💗

Awe hey babe💖 I’m so happy my page has been able to help in some way but you are the one “making” this all happen omg yes!!! The hate makes me laugh and twirls my braids 😭😭 I give the advice and speak to yall the way I wish I spoke to myself and the way I would have wanted someone else to earlier bc we find so many ways to complicate something that is just way to simple!!!!

I love that you manifest with barely a thought bc me fucking too!!!!!

[d3vils-in-th3-d3tails]

You could always fight me

am I allowed to talk to you now?

🍃

L-leaf? Yeah, I think we are. We need to talk. Kinda serious talk, 'bout your brother.

[celabi]

If you buy a face mask then you have to buy one for scummy scara. If you're doing a mud mask then you have to include him. It's a little bonding ritual.

“smells… sweet” scara whispers quietly, his warm breath fanning your face. you’re so close… sitting on his lap while you apply some glittery mask onto his skin which he honestly couldn’t care less about. his skin care is not really important to him, but it’s different if you’re the one doing it.

“Yeah, it’s peach.” You hum, your finger softly gliding over his bottom lip. he gulps, and gazes up at you with hearts in his eyes.

“I— i think you smell a lot sweeter, though.”

[wandasaura]

AURRAAA pls briefly consider. Ducky finding Wanda sitting on the couch by the christmas tree, in her cozy little pajama set, reading a book and drinking the hot cocoa Ducky and Nat made her, and Ducky crawls over and is absolutely begging to eat her out because she just looks so sweet and delectable and yes she gives her the best head and Wanda is just so soft afterwards

let me briefly explain why this is a canon event. wanda is literally minding her own damn business, but you know who is also minding wanda’s business? ducky. she’s literally down bad for her soft domestic lawyer girlfriend, and she will make that known. wanda looks so fucking good with her hair in a stupid ponytail, her pajamas a soft shade of red that compliments her complexion, and she absolutely ruined ducky the night before, and maybeeee someone’s still feeling a wee bit submissive (can’t confirm or deny. also will not be naming names bc that’s rude) and so when they start begging to eat wanda out, already fuzzy, already looking at her with such big glossy eyes… well really wanda’s only being considerate and allowing her to have what she wants so badly. and she definitely talks ducky through the entire thing, because a pussy drunk subspace ducky is an animal and will not relent unless wanda’s physically pulling her away. she pulls three orgasms from wanda before the sokovian is panting and pulling her back up, and her face is flushed and glistening with wanda’s arousal and she’s just so gone. and yeah actually that concludes my brief explanation.

[phightingheadcanons]

Let’s talk about spawn points, shall we?

For starters, I’m referring to how Phighters respawn during rounds. Not the spawns that create new Inphernals. To differentiate the two, imma call the in-game ones ‘spawners’.

Spawners are an inphernal-made invention to prevent all sorts of problems (we can’t have phighters straight-up killing eachother on live television). They probably originated in Blackrock, and are primarily used in phights.

When touched, spawners “remember” an inphernal for a set period of time. If during that time they’re mortally wounded or knocked unconscious, they respawn. After the timer runs out, you won’t respawn unless you touch the spawner again (the timer is meant to end after the current phight does. This is to explain how inphernals can still die even if they participate in phights.)

— 🍃 anon

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