#🌻 haley<3

[sparklings-bf]

me, haley, and our Creatures

also alex is there too for some reason

[lavendel081]

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                  🌻Lavendel Comic  Masterpost  🌻

Hello! I’m Lavendel and I mostly draw Stardew Valley related stuff (Sebastian  :D). I’ve been on a journey to learn how to make comics and manga, so I can convey my stories. I really enjoy drawing Papa (Dilf hehe) Seb, so you will find that a lot on here too.

Here is a summary of all the comics I made so far and I hope I can make many more in the future to tell my farmers and also other characters stories! Thank you for always supporting me!

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Main

EP1: First meeting 

Alternative First Meeting / Seb POV

EP2: Meeting Sebastian 1 2 

EP3: Spring 1 2

EP4: Strange Tower 

EP5: Opening up 1 2

EP6:  Meeting Haley 1 2

EP7:  Egg Festival 1 2 [Part 1 only partly]

Ep8: Meeting Penny 1

EP9: Wizard Tower 1

EP10: First Band Practice 1

EP11:  Crush Part One 1 2  [Part 2 only partly]

Interlude : Eris Past 1

EP12: Chemistry 1 2 3 4

( Sunflower Serenade on Webtoon)

I want to hold you too (Done)

Eris Past(Short)

Childhood Memories (Short)

Your smile (One Page)

Drunk (Short, unfinished)

Confession (Done) Part1 Part2

10 Heart Event (Rushed, but done :)) 

Spoiling you (Short)

I want you (R-18 Manga, Full Colored, W: NSFW)

Halloween Rizz(One Page)

Night Routine (Short)

Pocky Game (Pocky Day Special, Short)

Pick my outfit (Short, W: NSFW)

Meeting the older sister( Short)

You would look good in me. (Short, W: Slight NSFW?)

Anything for you (Practice Page, W: NSFW!)

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Papa Seb and Post Marriage

Babywish(Short, W: Slight NSFW) - “I want to start a family with you.”

Expecting (Short, TW: Pregnancy)

Overlapping Birthdays(One Page) - It’s almost Sebastian’s birthday, and the birth of his son.

My Joy (Short) - Sebasians first meeting with his newborn

My life on the farm( Short, no dialogue) - Sebastian wakes up awfully late

Seb (Short) - Valentine refuses to call him Dad.

My turn when (One Page) - Eris plays otome games

I won’t play with you anymore (Short) 

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AU

Moving On - Sebastian moved to the city  (On Going) Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5  Part 6(W:NSFW)(Also on Webtoon)

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Other

Robins Past

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[sea-lanterns]

i love that us fishies are enabling your delusions <3

also can i be 🌻 anon?

You guys are indeed, my biggest enablers when it comes to my delusions with Navia 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I think it’s fair though because I too, am also the biggest enabler as I serve my fishies’ delusions with various fictional women (not just genshin). It’s okay, we can all enable each other as we thirst about fictional women and write all the fanfics we want about them <3

Yes you can be 🌻 anon. I wonder if you like Haley from Stardew 😅

[klaprisun]

One Sunny Day

(Stardew Valley)(Haley x Female Farmer)

Chapter 39: Haley's POV

As I lay, moaning and groaning in bed feeling all sulky, I realize today is the day of Danny’s get-together. I hear Emily clashing and banging pots and pans around in the kitchen as she does her morning routine of making breakfast. Her footsteps start getting closer to my room though, soon after she barges the door open.

“Catch,” is all she says, tossing something my way. I wasn’t even sitting up so whatever it just plopped onto my bed. Curiously, I pat around my bed to find whatever it is and investigate. My hand grazes over a smooth plastic bottle that turned out to be ibuprofen.

“Thanks,” I manage to mutter.

“You’re gonna need that so you can come with me to Danny’s,” Emily points out.

“Go without me for now. I’ll show up a bit later I think,” I take the glass of water I have beside my bed and dump a pill into my hand. I pop it into my mouth and wash it down with a big swig of the water.

“You’ll probably miss out on a bunch of stuff. I’d go as soon as possible if I were you. Danny is also going to be looking for you, you know?”

“I know. But I just hurt everywhere and I don’t want to bring down the mood…”

“You’ll perk up once you see Danny. I know it.” and with that she shuts the door again and walks away. I hear the front door open and shut quickly as she leaves for the day.

For a while, I toss and turn wondering if I should get out of bed yet, but in the midst of doing so I end up falling right back asleep.

                                              🌻 🌻 🌻

“Shit shit shit shit!” I frantically leap out of bed when I finally had woken up from my unplanned slumber. Almost 3 hours had passed according to the clock on my wall.

I start running around my room gathering articles of clothing I plan on wearing over to Danny’s place. Quickly slipping out of my nightgown, I throw on jeans, and a busty tank top with an oversized cardigan over top to keep me warm from the cool, autumn air. The tank top is kind of a bold move, but I can’t help but love watching Danny’s eyes struggle to make eye contact when I wear tight tops.

Walking out of my room, I ran over to the kitchen to grab a quick snack for the walk over which happened to be an apple. It’ll have to do until I find something at Danny’s.

After putting on a pair of stylish boots, I slip out the front door and start booking it over to Danny’s with my hands in my cardigan pockets.

When I reach the entrance of her farm, I silently stand back for a moment to observe the happenings. It seems like a whole swarm of people are watching some sort of competition. I duck my head around, trying to get a good view through a small gap in the crowd. Someone kind of bobs out of the way just in time for me to get a good look in.

To my utter enjoyment, Danny is all hot and sweaty, swinging an axe around. Her sleeves are rolled up exposing her arms, while her hat is hanging on for dear life to stay on her head. One big gust of wind and it’ll blow right off. I stand there for a minute gawking over how good she looks right now and kicking myself over missing the action.

It’s such a shame I’m on my period right now because I’d love to take her inside and-..

For some reason, I’m just now noticing what Danny’s got going on at her farm. My mouth falls open and I start walking a couple steps closer. Danny must’ve finally noticed me because I see her coming running over to me. I heard a whole bunch of cheering from the crowd she just left, but she was not focused on it. Her eyes were glued to me while I was too busy looking at her farm.

“Why are there so many sunflowers?” I ask, absolutely astounded by the amount she has growing off to the left of her farm, just behind her chicken coop.

“Well I-” she begins. I cut her off by walking closer to the large field of the sunflowers to get a better look.

“There are so many!” I squeal with joy as I reach up to caress a petal of one of the flowers. Stepping over the barricade Danny has around the field, I push my way into the dense forest of the stems. I feel Danny taking my hand as she follows behind me.

Every single sunflower easily towers over the two of us. Danny must’ve given them steroids or something because I have never seen any so tall before.

I find myself giggling as I keep pushing my way through them all, feeling all tickled by the leaves brushing up against me. I turn back a few times to see Danny with a huge grin on her face.

While I’m too focused on her, in front of me begins to feel on the cooler side again. It was pretty warm in the maze of the sunflowers, so I assumed the coolness had meant I reached the end.

However… that was not the case. When I turn to face forward again, I can’t help but have my jaw drop once again.

In the middle of the huge sunflower field under strings of twinkling fairy lights is a beautiful, handcrafted, wooden bench. It’s painted in a beautiful ocean blue color. Upon closer inspection, there are gorgeous decals engraved into the wood that stand out due to being painted over with a light pink.

On the backrest of the bench also painted with pink, five letters are carved neatly in an almost cursive font.

HALEY

My whole body whipped around to face Danny who was rocking back and forth on her heels with her hands in her pockets.

“Danny...”

“Haley...”

Speechless, I cannot think of anything else to say. I just keep turning to look at the bench and back and Danny.

“Surprise!” Danny does awkward little jazz hands as she says that.

“This is for me?”

“You are Haley, aren't you?”

“And the sunflowers..?”

“Also for you. I picked up a few packets of seeds that one day in Pierre’s when you weren’t looking. I had planted them all in summer, and over time I harvested their seeds to grow more and more. It turned out to be a monster of a field as you can tell,” she gestures in a circular motion to the sunflowers surrounding us.

“But why?”

“I had to try to impress you somehow,” Danny goofs as if it was an obvious choice to grow a whole field of sunflowers and get a whole customized bench.

“It sure is working,” I chuckle as I feel my face flush warm. I walk over to the bench and perch down on it, patting beside me to get Danny to come sit with me. She comes over and sits down very ungracefully, spreading her legs open and draping her arms around the back of the bench with one going behind my back.

“Where’d you get the bench?” I question.

“Robin made it. I painted it and then tried my best to carve your name in it,” she traces her fingers along my name. I start choking up and gently put my hand over my mouth to hide my quiet sobs. It wasn’t enough because Danny tilted my chin so I’m looking up at her.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nobody has ever done anything like this for me before. It’s beautiful.”

“I’m going to try to replant it every summer so you can come visit whenever you’d like to.” Danny looks up at all of the fairy lights above us. It’s a bit too sunny out for them to really shine right now, but at night they will surely be bright.

Now I’m really crying. I lean over to lay on Danny’s shoulder, bawling away. It was such a beautiful gesture that I just cannot fathom somebody going to all the trouble to do it for me.

“I’m sorry it took so long to finally show you. I just wanted to make sure it was perfect,” Danny mumbles.

“Everything you do is perfect,” I utter through my sobs, taking her hand into mine. I feel her cheek rest against the top of my head as we both sit on the bench quietly for a few minutes.

Danny suddenly jolts her head up, fixing her hat on her head. “I forgot I have a whole event going on!” she shouts. I can’t help but laugh over the fact she forgot she was hosting people at her farm. How can someone forget such a thing?

After sitting up straight on the bench and looking at her, I take her by the cheeks and pull her in for a sensual kiss. Her body seems to completely melt into it as she wraps my body up into her arms and pulls me in closer. She gets a bit carried away as she starts getting handsy. The feeling of her hands exploring my body is something that will never get old.

“You wore that top on purpose,” she whispers against my lips.

“And you have an event to get back to,” I gently push her away as she gives me the saddest puppy dog eyes. Her cute face was so hard to resist. 

 She pops up off the bench and holds her hand out for me to take. After helping me up, we wander our way back to the rest of the farm where everyone else is. 

[atomicjellyb3an]

CHAPTER UPDATE

here’s a spoiler free summary of chapter 3

HOLLYWOOD 🎬 WEDNESDAY THREATENS PEOPLE WITH BODILY HARM , RAT POISON, STARDEW VALLEY, HALEY IS THE BEST BACHELORETTE 🌻, THING!, COMP-HET 👎 , IDK NY GEOGRAPHY

[simsiaa]

[ ◉¯] ✧˖° Haley lookbook

My first ever lookbook 🌻 I had a lot of fun doing it :3

Thanks to all cc creators! <3 @rimings @jius-sims @nolan-sims @ikari-sims @simstrouble @simandy @okruee @miikocc @ayoshi @lumy-sims-cc @serenity-cc @kikiw-sims etc 🌟

i: hair | skirt / solid color | shoes ii: hair / recolor | dress | shoes iii: hair acc | top and bottom | shoes iv: head acc | pajama v: head acc | dress | shoes vi: hair | ear acc | dress | shoes vii: hair accessory | dress | shoes viii: hair | flower acc | dress miiko poses | y2k poses

[kn0cknoc]

Haley <3 🌻🌻🌻

[seamayweed]

List 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people who liked/reblogged something from you. Get to know your followers and mutuals! ❤️

hi haley babe!! sorry this took so long /o\

1. my loved ones, family, friends (including mutuals and fandom friends), and especially my wifey bru @pondsphuwin

2. my blorbos that i’m hyperfixated on

3. being creative and creating things (writing, gifmaking, drawing etc.)

4. other hobbies like reading, walks in nature…

5. yummy food

thank you for sending me this sweet and very kind ask 🥺💙💙💙 here’s a baby chick and some flowers to wish you a weekend full of sunshine and smiles: 🐣🌻🌷🌼

[n1ntendos]

i was thinking about you this morning and then saw you in my notifs it made me smile so big!!!! <3 <3 <3 hugging you so tight and wishing you all the best angel!!!!!!! (i'm on desktop but imagine a spam of like 500 heart emojis!!!!)

haley 😭😭😭😭 !!!!!! you are truly such an angel on this planet, thank you for thinking about me and truly caring about me, you always make me smile so big and are such a dearly treasured friend, i love seeing you on my dash and in my notifs 🥺😭💖💖💖 !!!! it is so sweet that i cross your mind, i love you very very very much my dear, i hug you so so so very tight too, and wish you all the very best 💖🌷🌼🌻🌺💋🥰💖 always and forever ♾️ !!!!!

[aqun-athloks]

cosmas/michelangelo ┇ 19 ┇ ae/aer, zil/zilla

hello and welcome to my selfship blog! i'm very new to all of this to be honest, but i'm hoping to make friends in this community :).

my blog username + title come from qunlat, a fictional language from the dragon age universe. 'aqun-athlok' means "born as one gender but lives as another."

i have no qualms sharing F/Os, i'm ambiamorous, however if you personally do not want to share F/Os and we have one or more in common, then feel free to block me and move on or do whatever else you like. so long as i'm not getting hate in my inbox or DMs, i don't care.

i am level 2 autistic with low empathy and have memory issues amongst other things. please keep this in mind. i may come off as rude on accident but i promise i'm just shy and/or anxious.

F/Os and S/Is below the cut ⁀➷

Romantic F/Os:

・❥・Dorian Pavus (Dragon Age); tag is 🐍

・❥・Gale Dekarios (Baldur's Gate 3); tag is 📚

・❥・Elliott (Stardew Valley); tag is 🪶

Platonic F/Os:

・❥・Cole (Dragon Age); tag is 🌓

・❥・Josephine Montilyet (Dragon Age); tag is 🕯️

・❥・Haley (Stardew Valley); tag is 🌻

S/I list:

𓆩⟡𓆪 Michelangelo Asaaranda (Dragon Age)

𓆩⟡𓆪 Cosmas Michelangelo Brine (Baldur's Gate 3)

𓆩⟡𓆪 Mikey (Stardew Valley)

divider credit: 🐍

[sparklings-bf]

they r totally in love

[hauntedsunshinedreamer]

Chapter One Of Call Of The Cursed is now available on Wattpad to be read ☺️ I’m kind of proud of how this chapter turned out. And I can’t wait to further develop this project.

[transsexualblood]

carrd <- wip pls be 15+ when following.

🌿 spam is ok if we r mutuals 👍 luv u rb whatever :3 🐝 bigots terfs proship map ect dni i hate u i Hope u die 🖕 🍎 this is my selfship blog if u wanna follow my main it’s @animaltooth :3 ilu

the main tags :3

#me -> tag 4 my ids

#save -> my personal archive of things i wanna look back on :3

#mine -> my creations! if i ever do make some ^_^

#asks -> questions/stuff in my askbox!

#fav -> stuff i like a whole lot :D

#scrapbook -> art tag for fanart of my partners :3

#home video -> gifs/videos/visual stuff of my sweeties ^___^

luvr tags <3

#📹 -> alex k.

#🚭 -> tim w.

#🏚️ -> the masked man.

#📀 -> paul l.

#🫀 -> gloria.

#⚰️ -> nadja.

#🗝️ -> jane a.

#🩸 -> ruby.

#🦇 -> meg.

#💊 -> sophie w.

#☕️ -> harvey.

#🌻 -> haley.

[klaprisun]

One Sunny Day

(Stardew Valley) (Haley x Female Farmer)

Chapter 3

After unpacking what I could (can't put anything anywhere since there are no drawers), I decided to splash some cold water on my face from the sink in the bathroom. I then take a good look at myself in the mirror right above the sink. I have slightly prominent eye bags and light freckles across my face. There is a pretty big scar on my right brow bone from when I tripped and gashed the side of my head on a marble countertop when I was 11. It was not a fun day.

I left the bathroom and noticed that by the door there were some yard and farm tools. An axe, hoe, scythe, and watering can. But there also seems to be a fishing rod, and oddly enough, a pickaxe along with the tools.

"Who keeps a pickaxe around?" I laugh as I pick it up and examine it. I set it back down and walk over to my bag. I grab out an old pair of overalls that surprisingly still fit, and a green, long sleeve shirt.

"I knew these overalls would come in handy one day. Take that mom."

I put my heavy duty boots on and grab the scythe sitting by the door. I fling open the door and make my way outside.

"Where do I even begin?" I say as I take in the mess of a field. I take a step off the porch and into the long grass and start cutting away the tall grass and unidentifiable leafy plants growing out of the ground.

"This is going to take forever," I huff as I swing the scythe into the tall grass. "Don't they have lawnmowers here?"

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I feel my stomach start rumbling aggressively. I had slashed the last bit of grass and bent down for a breather. I straighten back up and admire the work I accomplished all in one day. The ground is finally visible and tillable for seeds.

"Planting seeds will definitely have to be a tomorrow job." I wipe the sweat from my forehead and walk back to the house.

I put the scythe back where I found it and decided to leave the farm to get some dinner. It is somewhere around 7 o'clock but I usually eat around 5. That explains why my stomach is losing its mind.

I begin my walk past the rundown bus that's along the short pathway into town. I decided to pick a handful of dandelions along the way. There were tons around but I picked the bunch that was the best looking. I stuff them into the pocket at the front of my overalls so the tops of them are peaking out like a small bouquet.

After walking into town, I give a few small nods to the townsfolk. I have my hands thrown casually into my overall pockets and a smile plastered on my face. I don't want to seem rude and unapproachable.

I entered the Stardrop Saloon with as much confidence as I could muster. The smile still spread across my face for the friendly appeal.

"Who do we have here?" An older lady in a tracksuit with short, curly, blonde hair shouts across the saloon. She seems absurdly drunk. "You look like a little troublemaker."

So much for the friendly appeal. How do I look like a troublemaker?

I take a glance around the Saloon before sitting down. Everybody has their eyes on me out of curiosity. I strut over the bar and take a seat somewhat near the track suit lady.

"Hey, kid. I'm just messin' with ya. The name's Pam. Don't be a jerk and we'll get along fine." The lady in the track suit says.

"Nice to meet you, Pam. The name's Danny," I introduce myself as kindly as possible.

"Well hello there! I'm Gus, chef and owner of the Stardrop Saloon. Welcome!" A man says from the other side of the counter. "You must be the granddaughter that came to town today. I have heard all about you from the townsfolk. Mayor Lewis has a set of loose lips. We don't get many new people here."

"Yeah that's me. Grandpa needs someone to take care of that ol' farm. He picked me to be that person I guess." I shrug and trace a finger along the grain of the wood countertop.

"You will love it here. I guarantee it! Everyone here is super friendly..." He kind of trails off and looks towards a group of young adults about my age in an arcade/lounge area. I follow his gaze and notice the group of 9 looking our way with very skeptical glares.

Even with us looking, minus a girl with the brightest, natural, orange bob I have seen, and a girl with glasses who seems to love purple, they didn't dare break their stares.

Actually, the girl across the arcade from the one with glasses seems to like purple just as much, maybe more since her hair is dyed purple.

But what catches my eye before I turn back to Gus, is a flash of bright blonde hair entering my view. She was late to looking over at me and had just poked her head around a burly, redhead jock she was sitting next to on a blue sofa. Her expression matched the rest of theirs, but with a bit more attitude.

Gus clears his throat and I snap out of my trance. I immediately put my attention back on Gus and continued our conversation.

"Yeah, they seem lovely. I love the sense of privacy here," I say sarcastically.

Gus lets out a booming, belly laugh and I couldn't help but chuckle as well. I turned my gaze slightly to see if the group stopped looking over, but unsurprisingly, they were still looking. If anything, Gus laughing just drew their attention back if they did turn away.

"What will you be having this fine night? We have the best beer and coffee around," Gus asks me.

"I think I will have some spaghetti if that's alright?" I reply

"Of course it's okay! Emily, make this young lady some spaghetti please!" He says to the blue haired girl behind him.

"Right away, Gus!" she replies back cheerfully.

"I will be back in a jiff with your spaghetti, why don't you go say hi to my sister and our friends over there? You seem about our age," Emily says to me before skipping into the back.

I look at Gus with wide eyes and make a face of uncertainty.

"You'll be fine. They are nice once you get to know 'em. Like I said, we haven't had anyone new here in a long time. Especially someone as young as you." Gus motions towards them as if encouraging me to go over to the arcade.

I stand up from the bar and start waltzing my way over, passing by a guy standing alone by the fireplace. I give him a friendly nod on my way by.

My footsteps seem to alert them all to look back over. I roll my sleeves up to try to cool myself down. It suddenly got really hot in here.

I throw my hands into my overall pockets and change my pace to a saunter when I get closer to the arcade. I am trying way too hard to be cool. I have never been so nervous to meet a group of people before. I am usually the outgoing one.

"Howdy," I mentally smack myself in the face. I'm already fitting the farmer stereotypes. "Emily told me I should come over here and meet you guys. My name is Danny"

"Ah, the new farmer we've all been expecting... and whose arrival has sparked many a conversation!" a guy with flawless hair announces as I approach. A few of them are hanging out right by the entrance of the arcade.

"Hello, it's nice to meet you," A girl with a dark orange braid says, "You picked a good time to move here... The spring is lovely. I'm Leah by the way."

"I see we have the same style," I reply, gesturing to her hair and outfit. We are both wearing green with our hair done up in a braid. Except mine is disheveled and full of twigs and leaves.

Leah giggles. "I think you pull it off better than I do. The overalls make it so much better," she says, genuinely. If I was in the city, that would have been a sarcastic joke.

Leah gestures to the guy next to her. The one with the flawless hair who announced my approach.

"I'm Elliott... I live in the little cabin by the beach. It's a pleasure to meet you." He extends his hand towards me. We shake each other's hands in greeting. "Firm grip you've got there. I think you'll do great on the farm."

The girl with the bright orange bob, and the girl with glasses pipe up next.

"I'm Maru," The one with glasses says, "I've been looking forward to meeting you! You know, with a small town like this, a new face can really alter the community dynamic. It's exciting! This is Penny."

"Oh... Hello! I'm Penny..." the girl with the orange bob says shyly. She was unaware that Maru was going to put her on the spot like that.

"It's really nice to meet you guys," I tell them.

"I see you have a nice bouquet there in your pocket?" Maru points out.

"Ah right. I picked them on my way here," I pulled one out of the pocket and handed one to both Maru and Penny.

"Thanks," Maru politely takes the dandelion from my hand.

"Thank you!" Penny exclaims

I turn back to Elliot and Leah and hand them each a dandelion as well.

"I totally forgot these were in my pocket until Maru pointed it out. You guys want one?" I ask.

"No thank you. I am not a huge fan of dandelions." Elliot politely declines.

"This is a really nice gift! Thank you!" Leah says. "They aren't the prettiest flowers, but the leaves make a good salad."

I shove the rest of the dandelions back to the front pocket for the next few people I have yet to meet. Hopefully I have enough for all of them.

I walk over to the two boys playing pool in the centre of the room with the purple haired girl watching from the sidelines. They pause their game and look over at me when I approach. They exchange a glance between the three of them and decide to introduce themselves.

The blonde guy with a mullet decides to speak up first.

"Hey, I'm Sam. Good to meet you," he says as he extends his hand. I shake it politely and turn to the other two. He points to the girl with purple hair, "that's Abigail," then he points to the guy wearing all black sporting a gloomy expression, "and that's Sebastian."

"Yeah I thought I heard someone new was moving onto that old farm," Abigail begins, "It's kind of a shame, really. I always enjoyed exploring those overgrown fields by myself."

"Out of all the places you could have lived, you chose Pelican Town?" Sebastian questioned.

"I mean... free house and I get to live on my own..." I say unsurely, "Someone has to look after that old house."

"I accidentally brought some gifts if you guys want one." I reach into my pocket and try to hand them dandelions.

"You brought us presents? Thanks," Abigail says enthusiastically. I can already sense a weird dynamic from the three of them.

"Hmm... this is...interesting," Sam says.

Sebastian just takes one and doesn't say anything. I wasn't expecting much from him.

I decided to greet the final two on the couch before I returned to my seat at the bar. The burly, redhead jock and the girl with bright blonde hair that caught my eye. They are still sitting on the couch at the back. They seem awfully cozy together.

"Hey guys. Sorry to bother you two. Didn't want to leave ya out," I extend my hand as an invite for either one of them to take.

"Oh, hey. So you're the new guy, huh?" the jock asks as he leans forward on the couch to take my hand. I nod my head in response. "Cool. I'm Alex. I'll see you around." He gives me a nod and leans back on the couch. He puts his arms obnoxiously around the back of the couch and looks at the blonde next to him. I continue to hold out my hand for her.

"Oh... YOU'RE the new farmer girl?... I'm Haley," she takes a slight pause to look me up and down before continuing on, "Hmm... If it weren't for those horrendous clothes you might actually be pretty... Actually, nevermind."

I open my mouth to say something back in retaliation. I quickly decide against it and retract my hand.

Reaching into the front pocket of my overalls, I grab out some dandelions. Though, they don't seem like the kind of people to take one.

"Thanks!" Alex says, surprising me as he takes one.

"Ugh that's such a stupid gift," Haley says while crossing her arms. Her bright blue eyes flick up to look at me through her lashes. She radiates with sass and spoiled brat.

I watch her look me up and down again, but this time it doesn't feel judgy. I can't pin what that look was about but it made me feel weird. She must've also sensed the uncomfortable aura that has entered the room because she quickly looked at the wall next to her on the couch.

Taking that as a sign to leave, I nod my head in farewell to Alex. He nods his head back respectfully.

What a weird group of people, I say in my head as I walk back to the bar to get my spaghetti. As long as it felt like I was over there for, I was only there for about 30 minutes. Emily had just finished making the spaghetti when I got back.

I slump onto the bar stool and sigh as she slides the spaghetti in front of me.

"How'd it go? Were they friendly?" Emily laughs.

"Most of them. Except Haley. She's quite the feisty one."

"Yup. That's my sister for ya," she replies.

I stare at her in disbelief with a mouth full of spaghetti.

"THAT'S your sister?" I exclaim, "But you are so nice!"

"Yup. Polar opposites me and her. We get that alot."

I reach into my pocket and pull out Haley's dandelion she declined.

"This was supposed to be for Haley, but she clearly hates dandelions. I should have guessed.

"Thanks!" Emily smiles and takes it from my hand. She tucks it away into her pocket while walking away.

I look back at my food and continue to scarf it down. Slipping glances back over to the group here and there. 

[prismatic-coconut]

Stardew headcannon about how the bachelor/ettes (+Krobus) smell like

(i swear to god im not weird, just sleep deprived)

Abigail

Considering how she spends her evening role-playing in the local cementary and plays flute in the rain I think she smells like wet dirt. (affectionate)

Alex

He smells like a men's locker room in a high school.

Elliot

He smells like hot sand and rain.

Emily

She smells like green tea and wool.

🌻Haley🌻

She smells really nice. Like a perfume.

Harvey

He smells like coffee and broken dreams.

Krobus

He smells like rotten eggs and sewage-water and he is not even sorry.

Leah

You know that trope when the love interest smells like rain, pine wood and like five other random nature-y things? Yeah, Leah absulutely smells like that.

Maru

Maru smells like a dentist or motor oil. Really can't decide.

Penny

I think she would smell like chlorine with a faint hint of beer.

Sam

He strongry reeks of axe deodorant. Like I imagine you can sniff him from the other side of the room.

Sebastian

He smells like cigarettes and motor oil.

Shane

He prob. smells really bad. Like alcohol and death. He smells like chicken poo and hay after he gets his shit together.

feel free disagree, just know you are wrong :3 /j

[madisonlilyyy]

Haley my beloved <3 🍧🌴🌻