#🌊》 selfshipping

[brizadeiro-doce]

I love being fickin and having a f/o from the same source as me. I have tons of people that actually shipp us and TONS of fanart, fics and edits:33

[honeycircuits]

Imagine your f/o patting your head or Imagine patting your f/o on their head

[selfshipgushing]

having a f/o that’s canonically wealthy so whenever i’m online window shopping i’m like “ooooh he would buy that for me….” just need him to be real so i can be unemployed and he will buy me 500$ anime figs

-🌙🌊

I've never thought about the wealth status of my husband. hmm.

[selfship-confession-box]

having a heavily sexualized parental f/o sucks ASS. it's even worse when it's with people who don't like, think about selfshipping. how do I tell you that's my dad and I do not want you to say that to me. please stop telling me how you want to fuck my dad. that is my father he hatched me from an egg please stop saying these things to me.

-🦢🌊 (if that's available. V__V)

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[loveroftheseagod]

WHAT DA HELL... WEIRD CRITTER SPOTTED!!

a longer, more in-depth lore post will drop sometime soon when i actually have the energy to draw some little doodles to go along with it, but for now, all you gotta know:

this BADDIE went from humble farmer -> medic on Odysseus' crew -> Poseidons SPOUSE!!????

(they call him "guppy" <3)

[rerenikos-sweetheart]

an announcement !! 💍💐

we've been thinking about it for a while and have finally decided : me, domenikos and renoir are going to get married ! (⁠人⁠*⁠´⁠∀⁠｀⁠)⁠｡⁠*ﾟ⁠+

we've decided that we'll elope on june 1st, so do not miss it, okay ? <3 it won't be a big ceremony, so if you want to, you can join (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

[astral-express-family]

thinking about the Mondstadt Siblings. they don't even call themselves that the people of Mondstadt just saw that they were all ride or die for each other and started calling them that. local rabbit lesbian and her six collected siblings (Bennett, Bianca, Kaeya, Diluc, Jean, and Barbara).

if you mess with one Mondstadt sibling, you mess with all seven Mondstadt siblings.

[si0writes]

ok so this was SUPPOSED to be a fun post in 2 parts of me showing off my new neuvi merch and then showing off me taking him out while hanging out with my mum and getting her first reaction to my neuvillette ita bag as she's never seen it in person before but i went to hers for dinner and she had an episode so i left for my own mental health :/// HOWEVER that doesn't mean I'm not gonna show him off!!!!

this is the official one hehe because i got it from a distributor on aliexpress they threw in a few unlicensed freebies (a layla card and an ai generated(? i think) furina tin badge! it's so weird tho cause it's got like- a matte finish with glitter???

so bc it's not Neuvi I've put it on my ita backpack (which you can see vaguely in the background of the video) where my zhongli plushie lives hehe I'm volunteering at a con this weekend so we'll see how bootleg furina keeps up with everyone else!

very proud with how my neuvi ita bag has turned out but it just feels so EMPTY at the top.. hoping to find some cute merch at the con of him since im giving myself a $200 budget for both days since i get paid i kid you not in 2 days hehe

[labselkie]

selfshipping wlweek day 4!

beach day…. @rexscanonwife

wow. who r these bitches. surprise! Tanin the leviathan debut, tldr massive reboot of one of the only ocs that survived 7 years, and i just decided fuck it. feeling good abt her! good enough, at least i know i can’t get too jealous /lh

alt version w her goggles! each lens is a different color, she made them out of sea glass she found when she was rlly young since she was worried going too deep would make her eyes pop out (stupid fear. but she saw it happen to a fish once)

[humantome]

little self-indulgent ms paint doodle i drew while watching a movie...

i love <3 simon <3 <3

[brizadeiro-doce]

❄️ Simon — as your dad *.°

Cw: Incest and alcoholism, antis block me

Note !! These headcanons are mainly about Fiona And Cake Simon. After all AT last season events. Enjoy it :3

He would constantly infodump about how earth used to be before the mushroom war. "Oh yeah! We used to have this show called Cherrs, and—" You are the only person who makes him feel comfortable about being nostalgic.

Simon, in his post-Ice King state, is still grappling with his identity and the things he did as Ice King. He would feel hesitant about being a role model for you.

You’d find yourself having long, late-night talks with him, where he’s more open about his feelings of guilt and loss. As the anxiety slowly vanished away, he'd start to talk more about how he was like when he was around your age, trying to give you some advice about life and stuff.

He constantly wishes for a more "normal" life, and you’d often find him trying to re create that feeling in small ways.

Simon tries to pass a lot of time with you, to make up for when he used to be Ice King.

He is still kinda obsessed with Betty, but he tries to stop it since it clearly is running his relationship with you.

Simon has a deep, nurturing side. He’d constantly make sure you’re okay, even while he’s dealing with his own issues. You’d catch him checking in on you, asking if you need anything, or quietly leaving something like a snack or blanket nearby when he notices you’re stressed.

When you started getting interested into the idea of dating someone you would go after him ask some advice, and he would completely avoid this topic, saying that "You are too young to understand those feelings, you don't need to start searching for someone at this age". This is his way to keep you only for him.

If you started having a crush on someone else, he would say, " I don't think that they are good for you," or even guilty tripping you with "Are you gonna leave me for them?". He knows that your emotional attachment to him will make you always come back to his arms.

Marceline is like an older sister to you. Since nowadays she spends more time with her wife, she looks up to you to take care of your father.

Simon sometimes turns to alcohol to escape the weight of his feelings. In those moments, he can become much more sentimental. “You make me feel alive again."

[honeycircuits]

When you haven't thought about your fem f/o(s) in a while:

[selfshipgushing]

I downloaded an app called memi chat. It’s just one of those fake prank text apps, but i have just been pretending to send messages back and forth with my f/o and made a group chat with the main cast. It feels abit pathetic sending messages back and forth to myself since it isn’t even an ai bot or something but it all goes away when I’m like “yay f/o text” LMAOO it’s actually reeeaaalllly fun because like no I am not in my bedroom at 3 am rn wdym I’m actually at work texting my boyfriend about how busy I am and making dinner plans with him. (my s/I and f/o work together)

-🫀🌊

ooo hehe....I should do this. except ik my husband would NOT text me back LMAO

[selfship-confession-box]

I sorta wish I knew more selfshippers who were outwardly sapphic... a lot of my f/o's are canonically men but a lot of them go through like. my epic sapphic lense. and when I do have an f/o who's a girl or outwardly feminine i get so embarrassed because most of the popular people I know ship with men... i dunno it's such a weird insecurity. I don't really blame anyone I'm just like, stressed about it I guess. if any sapphic selfshippers who are looking for moots see this pleaaaase say something! including nonbinary people or nonbinary f/o's. it's just comforting to see people like me out there sometimes.

- 🦢🌊

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[loveroftheseagod]

callias and my design for p.oseidon! a lot of bits were taken from neal_illustrator's design for him, like the water arm and the braids, but they are just. So Cool i had to tack them onto my design

f/o(left) uses he/him. s/i(right) uses they/he! p.roship + doubles DNI

[rerenikos-sweetheart]

i don't have many fancy words to say but i am very glad that we are finally married <3 to have my beloveds near me forever and ever, to spend an eternity with them — that's all that matters to me <3<3<3

[ reposts are appreciated ! s/i ( middle ) uses void/voidself , renoir ( left ) and domenikos ( right ) use he/him ! ]

( bonus version, signed by other members of the museum under the cut )