#🌀 john / june

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i hate to be the one to tell you this but 🥚

[endworld-kins]

john / june egbert : homestuck care kit with soft items, chewables, fidgets, and pre-game themes for anon !

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HELLO MY NAME IS ELLIOT and TODAY IM BEING A FUCKING LOSER!

this will be my generic homestuck blog where me and my Homestuck headmates reblog exclusively homestuck stuff and share source memories

we are a did sys. and a minor so don’t be weird idfk

All of the individual tags will be listed below the cut

Names pronouns and personal tags!

🪄 Elliot / Eridan / Karkat

he/it/bug

#oddelliots - general tag

#oddelliotarts - art tag

#🪄 - eridan / #🪄 - karkat - source memory tag

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🌀 June / John ! she-he

#🌀 june/john - general tag

[no art tag yet]

#🌀 source - source memory

#wifeposting 🌀 - loveposting

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📀 Dirk [He/xe/they]

#📀 dirk - general tag

#rb [📀] - reblogs

#memory —📀 - source memory

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🦴 kurloz - no prns

#🦴 :o) - all purpose tag

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ill finish this in the morning -[🪄]

[binch-i-might-be]

oh god. i cant. like. i have so many thoughts in my head rn. i need to choose just one to rant to you about. but my god. know i have SO MANY

and no bc i am constantly thinking about how they have to hide. how theyre so fucking in love but nobody can ever know. how their love is so fucking pure and sweet and yet nobody can ever see it, but the unhappy arranged marriages are flaunted for the world to see.

yk whats on my mind constantly? how nobody came to their wedding. because they couldnt. it would be too dangerous. not even the people who know. because it was already so dangerous, even when it was just them and the river and the stars.

and the LINE. "you can share your life with the man you love without fear and thats a luxury i will never have" lives in my brain. just constantly. like my god. you pulled out ALL the stops in that fic. that line tore me APART. like okay. what if i just sobbed.

god. im just. im cradling them in my hands. these poor poor boys.

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give them to me ....... send them ALL 🌀

dude it literally rips me apart. that's one reason I'm so obsessed with the reincarnation au, because finally finally finally they get to hold hands and kiss and be silly and young and in love. they're constantly in each other's arms, touching at every chance, to make up for the 45 years they had to hide

NOBODY CAME TO THEIR WEDDING! it was just them and it was so special but. they didn't even have an officiant. because no one would have married them :(

THANK YOU. I loved that line, I loved that John was the one who got to say it to Martha. he needed that. he deserved that.

actually you mentioning the wedding and Martha reminded me of a little bonus fic taking place during Green Eyes that's been rotting in my drafts for like two years now, I'm gonna put a lil snippet under a cut!

yeah. cradling them kissing them tucking them in nice and tight and protecting them :(((

“Alex, dear, I- would you mind telling me a bit about that wedding of yours?” she said, brushing her thumb over a chip in the smooth porcelain cradled between her hands.

She had asked George about it after Alexander had left last night, but he hadn’t been able to tell her anything, either. He had not been present for it; on some level, she had been glad, even if that was petty, perhaps.

It was just hard for her, sometimes, to realise Alex felt he could be open with his father while he so obviously treaded on eggshells around her, even giving a warning every time he was about to mention the man he wanted to share his life with.

To know George hadn’t been involved in that wedding was a bit of a consolation.

Alex snapped his head up and regarded her with wide eyes. “Really?” he said, and there it was again, that guarded expression, as though he expected her to launch into a lecture about sodomy and the fate of his immortal soul any minute now.

Martha ignored the dull pang in her chest that came every time she was reminded her sweet little boy distrusted her on some level now, and forced a smile. It felt stiff on her face, and she knew she had raised a very sharp young man, so she hid it behind her cup.

“Yes, really. Of course, I have attended some weddings in my time, but I do think yours might have been very… special.”

Alex huffed a soft laugh and cut his gaze away, his eyes finding the gently shining ring on his finger instead, and a blissful little smile conquered his features. “You could say that.”

Well, that distraction had worked quicker than she would have thought.

“So?” she prompted, careful, and nudged her knee against her son’s thigh.

“Um,” he said and slowly turned his cup between his fingers, an old habit he had picked up from George, who liked to absentmindedly rotate everything from wineglass to teacup when he was lost in thought. “What would you like to know?”

“Let’s start with something simple,” she said, and Alexander chuckled. “The date?”

“June sixth,” he responded at once, smiling softly to himself.

“Oh, a summer-wedding? That must have been nice," she said in an attempt to show him he had nothing to fear right now, that he could be honest and open with her as he was with his father. "Your father and I got married when he was on leave in January. The snow was beautiful. Awfully cold, though."

Her first wedding had been in autumn, but Martha tended not to dwell on that chapter these days.

Alex snorted a laugh and took a sip of his tea; he wasn't tense, and he didn't seem suspicious of her intentions anymore.

It was a start, she thought.

"It was… a little different from your wedding, I think," he said. His eyes were so soft and happy, not even a trace of his earlier tears in sight, and Martha wished she could understand it all. What drew her son to that boy, and what drew Laurens to her son, and how they fit.

It just seemed so odd to her.

"How so?" she prompted gently after a beat.

Alex flushed a bit at that, didn't meet her eye. "Well, it was… private. Just the two of us, out under a tree at midnight. The- the moon was full that night. Cloudless sky." He took a slow breath, and his smile slipped a little, gained an almost sad note. Martha shuffled closer and squeezed his arm. "We went down to the river and said our vows under a willow."

He turned back to her, his smile returning full force. "It was perfect. There's not a single thing I would have changed."

Martha hummed, thoughtful. She couldn't help but wonder about the stricken look that had flickered across his features just now.

"You mean that, love?" she said, and Alex nodded, let his eyes slip back down to the ring he twisted around his finger–Martha had to bite back a fond smile at that gesture, something she herself had done for over twenty years now. Perhaps Alex hadn't only picked up his habits from his father, after all.

"What was that frown about, then?"

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June

June Slash John Egbert.

what will I figure out soon

– 💿🕶️

you’ll know when you know!!!

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yet again!

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I think Dave is barely starting to realize that (s)he might actually be trans

(S)he’s moved on from denial god bless

called it! good job my lovely wife!!!

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who else up doing. meltdown to willwood.

[endworld-kins]

neutral john / june egbert : homestuck fashion kit with pre-game themes for anon !

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[oddfluphenazine]

hello (ominous) new intro post my name is elliot but i also go by eridan/karkat/ritz and i am homestuck trash

01.21.24 ♡♡♡

umm im a did sys heavy with introjects that is bodily a minor

my tag for posts is #oddelliots

other headmates who may post here are under the cut

🌀 June / John - she/he

🪙 tz (terezi) - they/it/red/xe/she/he

🗯️ mituna - they/xe (they also have an ask account @decently-drawn-tuna-captor !)

🐈 caliko - they/mew/blank

:33 < catnip - any/purr/meow

📀 dirk - he/xe/they

♒️ cronus - he/him

lots of homestuck trash. Yeah. this is constantly being updated and will never be a full list

I do not support endos.

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I love my wife everybody

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i love my wife!

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goodmorning

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you’re not getting an answer no matter what you do.

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I WAS TRYING TO ADD MYSELF TO FRONT ON THE SIMPLYPLURAL BUT OUR PHONE GLITCHED AND HAL WAS ADDED INSTEAD………

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guys I really like my wife.