#𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒

[lovesickletters]

Hello my dears, some more Monkie Kid edits for you, held off on doing some more of these due to the reposts I was seeing on places like Amino and Tiktok, if you simply must repost it at least give credit, loves.💜 Experimenting with a signature now because of it!

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[athanasialove]

♡Athanasia.♡𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇. ♡𝐿𝓊𝒸𝒾𝒻𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝓈𝓁𝓊𝓉♡ 𝒶𝑔𝑒𝓁𝑒𝓈𝓈, 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝓃𝓀 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝑒𝓂𝓅𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝒸𝓀𝑒𝒹. 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔 𝒸𝑜𝓃𝓉𝒶𝒾𝓃𝓈 𝓅𝑜𝓈𝓈𝒾𝒷𝓁𝑒 𝓈𝓅𝑜𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓇𝓈, 𝓂𝒶𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀𝓈 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓇𝑜𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸𝑒!♡ ♡𝐼 𝓌𝓇𝒾𝓉𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒪𝒷𝑒𝓎 𝓂𝑒 𝒮𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒲𝑒 𝒟𝒶𝓉𝑒, 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒥𝒥𝒦.♡ ___♡___♡___♡___

♥𝐈.[𝗥𝘂𝗹𝗲𝘀]♥ ♥𝐈𝐈.[𝗔𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗠𝗲!]♥ ♥𝐈𝐈𝐈.[𝗠𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁]♥

[that-one-pretty-bitch]

Hi! I don't know if the request are open but i want to request a yandere ijekiel alpheus x fem reader headcannon?

Actually it can be yandere or not that was your decision

Thank you!

𝒜 𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼𝒿𝑒𝓀𝑒𝒾𝓁? 𝒴𝐸𝒮

𝕄𝕪 𝕣𝕖𝕢𝕦𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕤 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕔𝕝𝕠𝕤𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕚𝕝 𝟙𝟝𝕥𝕙 𝕆𝕔𝕥𝕠𝕓𝕖𝕣 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕘 𝕚𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕟𝕥 𝕙𝕦𝕣𝕥 𝕥𝕠 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕒 𝕝𝕚𝕥𝕥𝕝𝕖 𝕓𝕚𝕥, 𝕀 𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕥 𝕒𝕗𝕗𝕠𝕣𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕝𝕠𝕠𝕤𝕖 𝕞𝕪 𝕨𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕝𝕝𝕤.

♡ He was so good at manipulation. You would never suspect a thing, he was always so kind to you. Greeting you with a gentle smile daily, he looked like a prince. His gold eyes reminded you of royalty, his white hair of snow and dazzling smiles of the sun. You were his moon, and the moon always needs the sun in order to shine. So why were you brushing Jeantte’s hair when you promised to spend the afternoon with him?

♡ Ijekeil is not one to fight his adopted sister but the sight of you gently brushing through Jeanttes hair and conversing with her made his blood boil. You had come over to the Alpheus Dutchy this afternoon to discuss plans with him. So how did Jeanette make her way into your plans? He tried reasoning with himself that Jeanette was his sister and he should not kill her for something so trivial. After all, he was sure that Jeantte did not have any feelings for you. Still, his fists clenched watching the two of you happily chatter about new designers and cute boys in the empire. He would have a ‘talk’ with Jeanette later.

♡ Plastering a convincing smile onto his face, he walked into Jeanette’s room.

“Jeanette I'm glad you have a friend, you and Y/n can spend more time together later but for now I think I should take her. We had plans to discuss the financial situation of the empire,” He smiled so sweetly. Jeanette felt bad for taking you like this, after all, Y/n had much more important things to be doing. Giving Ijekeil a strained smile, she watched her only friend leave her side, despite the fact that Y/n apologized for the inconvenience, Jeanette felt lonely. Y/n was the only person she had, she had Ijekeil too but lately something had been up with him. He had been acting strange.

♡ walking out of Jeanette’s room he cupped Y/n’s face gently and stared into her eyes, they were the most enchanting eyes he had ever seen. There were so many people in the Obelian empire yet no one stood out to him as much as Y/n did. That's when he knew that no matter how immoral of a deed he had to do, he needed to do it. For Y/n, and for them. He had to do it all in a way that made Jeanette question nothing, Y/n fall for him, the empire suspect nothing. Meanwhile Y/n’s face heated up at how close both of their lips were. Inching his face closer he bent to kiss Y/n only to be pushed away. His angelic aura quickly fading into something more sinister, he glared at the girl. She had her face turned so she did not notice the slight falter in his facade.

♡ “A-ah I apologize if I made you uncomfortable, why don’t I make it up to you with tea?” He asked so politely. Who would you be to decline such a delightful offer. You did like Ijekeil however a kiss is something very intimate. Besides, your father would be fuming if he found out that you, the princess of the Obelian empire kissed the son of a business partner. Claude already disliked you enough, for now you would keep your little crush a secret. Ijekeil knew you liked him, he knew from the start but he couldn’t help but wonder what could have possibly made you push him away. He was sure you wanted this, you wanted him. Yet, these little worries of his would not matter as he watched you fall to the ground with a small smirk plastered across his face. 

“Y/n, please know that everything i’m doing is for your benefit,” He sympathized as he saw your hatred filled eyes before falling onto the floor.  You knew.

[its-me-levi]

𝓦𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓫𝓮𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾, 𝓷𝓸 𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓻 𝔀𝓱𝓪𝓽 (𝓟𝓽. 2)

𝓟𝓪𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰(𝓼): 𝒪𝒯𝟪 𝒮𝒦𝒵 𝓍 𝓂𝒶𝓁𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓇

𝓖𝓮𝓷𝓻𝓮: 𝒻𝓁𝓊𝒻𝒻, 𝓈𝓁𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉? (𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉𝑒𝓇𝓈 𝑔𝑒𝓉 𝓅𝓇𝑒𝓉𝓉𝓎 𝒶𝓃𝑔𝓈𝓉𝓎)

𝓦𝓪𝓻𝓷𝓲𝓷𝓰(𝓼): 𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁 𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝓈𝓈𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉; 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀𝒾𝓃𝑔; 𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓈; 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝒶𝓇𝒾𝓃𝑔, 𝓇𝒶𝓏𝑜𝓇 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒𝓈

𝓢𝓾𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓻𝔂: 𝒮𝒦𝒵 & 𝑀/𝓃 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹𝓈, 𝒮𝒦𝒵 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒽𝒾𝓂 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝓉𝑜𝑜 𝓂𝓊𝒸𝒽

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They all talked for a bit until the bell rang. M/n headed to class with his friend Xen, Lara’s significant other. Stray Kids walked from behind them staring lovingly at M/n. Once they arrived to class, the eight boys had to find seats at the back due to everyone else already taking their seats.

The classes were boring, but break soon came and M/n met up with the rest of his friends outside of class. “Dude, Math was so boring!” M/n winged. After a few seconds, Liam met up with the group at their table and sat right next to M/n to which the latter responded by tensing up. Stray Kids took notice.

Liam put his hand on M/n upper thigh while leaning further into M/n’s neck. “So... how was everyone’s class?” M/n’s voice trembled slightly. “It was great actually! I had sport so I had fun.” Zac said, not even flinching at what Liam was doing as he didn’t see the problem. “Can we kill them? We could cover it up pretty easily and our Baby Fox deserves better then these jackasses...” Jeongin mumbled to the other seven boys standing up. They all silently agreed to have Hyunjin go ‘to the studio to practice his dance’ again.

Luckily, the bell rang again, indicating 3rd period. M/n hurried to grab his bag and to head off to history. After a few hours, the last bell rang for the end of the day so M/n and Stray Kids left the school after a ‘final hug’ from Liam which consisted of him squeezing M/n too tightly and Liam breathing into the nape of M/n’s neck.

“Ah, sorry guys, I just got a text from my instructor saying I have to go into the studio for more dance practice. Bye guys! And bye my prince.” Hyunjin said to M/n while winking. That left the eight of them to head home together. While they went home, Hyunjin hurried off to find where Liam went.

When Liam walked home, he felt a gut feeling but decided to ignore it in favour of getting home. Hyunjin was so close, he could taste to metallic taste of blood in his mouth. The razor blade he held was quietly swaying with each step he took. Hearing footsteps behind him, Liam turned around.

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𝘖𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘭𝘥 𝘊𝘰𝘣𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘵 

𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘢

𝘑𝘦𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘢𝘩 𝘝𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘢

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕌𝕞𝕓𝕣𝕖𝕝𝕝𝕒 𝔸𝕔𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕞𝕪

𝚗𝚘. 𝟸 𝙳𝚒𝚎𝚐𝚘 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝙺𝚛𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚗 

𝚗𝚘. 𝟺 𝙺𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚜 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚂é𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 

𝚗𝚘 . 𝟻 𝙵𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚐𝚛𝚎𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚜 - 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢

𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖆𝖒𝖕𝖎𝖗𝖊 𝖉𝖎𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖊𝖘

𝔇𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔫 𝔖𝔞𝔩𝔳𝔞𝔱𝔬𝔯𝔢 

𝔎𝔩𝔞𝔲𝔰 𝔐𝔦𝔨𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔬𝔫 

𝔎𝔞𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔓𝔦𝔢𝔯𝔠𝔢 

𝔐𝔞𝔩𝔞𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔦 "𝔎𝔞𝔦" 𝔓𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔢𝔯

𝔈𝔩𝔦𝔧𝔥𝔞 𝔐ℑ𝔨𝔞𝔢𝔩𝔰𝔬𝔫

𝔍𝔢𝔯𝔪𝔢𝔶 𝔊𝔦𝔩𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱b

𝔖𝔦𝔩𝔞𝔰

TOLKIEN

ℓєgσℓαѕ 

тняαη∂υιℓ 

кιℓι 

вιℓвσ

ƒαяαмιя

нαℓ∂ιя

₳₥ɆⱤł₵₳₦ ⱧØⱤⱤØⱤ ₴₮ØⱤɎ

Ｍｉｃｈａｅｌ Ｌａｎｇｄｏｎ 

Ｘａｖｉｅｒ Ｐｌｙｍｐｔｏｎ

Ｖａｌｉａｎｔ Ｔｈｏｒ

Ｔａｔｅ Ｌａｎｇｄｏｎ 

Ｋｉｔ Ｗａｌｋｅｒ 

Ｋｙｌｅ Ｓｐｅｎｓｅｒ 

Ｆｒａｎｋｅｎ Ｋｙｌｅ 

Ｊｉｍｍｙ Ｄａｒｌｉｎｇ 

Ｊａｍｅｓ Ｐａｔｒｉｃｋ Ｍａｒｃｈ 

Ｒｏｒｙ Ｍｏｎａｈａｎ 

Ｋａｉ Ａｎｄｅｒｓｏｎ 

Ａｕｓｔｉｎ Ｓｏｍｍｅｒｓ 

Ｄａｎｄｙ Ｍｏｔｔ 

Ｔｒｉｓｔａｎ Ｄｕｆｆｙ 

Ｈａｒｒｙ Ｇａｒｄｎｅｒ 

Ｅｌｉｚａｂｅｔｈ "Ｔｈｅ Ｃｏｕｎｔｅｓｓ"

Ｄｒ Ｏｌｉｖｅｒ Ｔｈｒｅｄｓｏｎ

Ｈ𝕆ⓡⓡ𝕆ⓡ

N͓̽o͓̽r͓̽m͓̽a͓̽n͓̽ B͓̽a͓̽t͓̽e͓̽s͓̽ {both psycho and bates motel}

C͓̽o͓̽l͓̽l͓̽i͓̽n͓̽ G͓̽r͓̽a͓̽y͓̽ 

B͓̽i͓̽l͓̽l͓̽y͓̽ L͓̽o͓̽o͓̽m͓̽i͓̽s͓̽ 

S͓̽t͓̽u͓̽ M͓̽a͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ 

J͓̽e͓̽n͓̽i͓̽f͓̽e͓̽r͓̽ C͓̽h͓̽e͓̽c͓̽k͓̽ 

K͓̽e͓̽v͓̽i͓̽n͓̽ K͓̽h͓̽a͓̽t͓̽c͓̽h͓̽a͓̽d͓̽o͓̽u͓̽r͓̽i͓̽a͓̽n͓̽

M͓̽i͓̽l͓̽l͓̽e͓̽s͓̽ F͓̽a͓̽i͓̽r͓̽c͓̽h͓̽i͓̽l͓̽d͓̽

N͓̽a͓̽n͓̽c͓̽y͓̽ D͓̽o͓̽w͓̽n͓̽s͓̽

J͓̽.D͓̽

C͓̽a͓̽r͓̽l͓̽ G͓̽r͓̽i͓̽m͓̽e͓̽s͓̽

𝐓𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭

𝐴𝑙𝑒𝑐 𝑉𝑜𝑙𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑖 {movie}

𝐶𝑎𝑖𝑢𝑠 𝑉𝑜𝑙𝑡𝑢𝑟𝑖 

𝐴𝑙𝑖𝑐𝑒 𝐶𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 

𝐽𝑎𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑟 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑒 

𝐸𝑑𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝐶𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑒𝑛 

𝑅𝑜𝑠𝑎𝑙𝑖𝑒 𝐻𝑎𝑙𝑒

𝐺𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑒𝑡

𝑆𝑒𝑡ℎ 𝐶𝑙𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟

𝙈𝙖𝙧𝙫𝙚𝙡 

𝘋𝘳𝘶𝘪𝘨

𝘒𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘰 

𝘐𝘬𝘢𝘳𝘪𝘴 

𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘯𝘢 

𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘦𝘳 

𝘵𝘢𝘴𝘮 𝘏𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘺 𝘖𝘴𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘯𝘦 

𝘛𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘖𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘴𝘰𝘯 

𝘛𝘰𝘯𝘺 𝘚𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘬 

𝘚𝘵𝘦𝘷𝘦 𝘙𝘰𝘨𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘰 𝘔𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘧𝘧 (𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳)

𝘈𝘭𝘦𝘹 𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘴 (𝘏𝘢𝘷𝘰𝘬) 

𝘒𝘶𝘳𝘵 𝘞𝘢𝘨𝘯𝘦𝘳 (𝘕𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘤𝘳𝘢𝘸𝘭𝘦𝘳) 

𝘗𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘔𝘢𝘹𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘧𝘧 (𝘘𝘶𝘪𝘤𝘬𝘴𝘪𝘭𝘷𝘦𝘳) 

𝘞𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘯 𝘞𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘵𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘪𝘪 (𝘈𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭) 

𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘦𝘴 𝘟𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘳

🆂🆃🅰🆁 🆃🆁🅴🅺 (🅰🅾🆂/🅺🅴🅻🆅🅸🅽 🆃🅸🅼🅴🅻🅸🅽🅴)

🅢🅟🅞🅒🅚 

🅙🅘🅜 🅣 🅚🅘🅡🅚 

🅟🅐🅥🅔🅛 🅒🅗🅔🅚🅞🅥 

🅛🅔🅞🅝🅐🅡🅓 "🅑🅞🅝🅔🅢" 🅜🅒🅞🅨

𝑶̲̅𝒕̲̅𝒉̲̅𝒆̲̅𝒓̲̅

P̲e̲t̲e̲r̲ P̲a̲n̲ {ouat and 2003}

J̲a̲c̲k̲ f̲r̲o̲s̲t̲ 

G̲e̲n̲d̲e̲r̲b̲e̲n̲t̲ d̲i̲s̲n̲e̲y̲ v̲i̲l̲l̲a̲i̲n̲s̲ a̲n̲d̲ p̲r̲i̲n̲c̲e̲s̲s̲e̲s̲ 

m̲a̲l̲e̲ d̲i̲s̲n̲e̲y̲ 

A̲m̲b̲r̲o̲s̲e̲ S̲p̲e̲l̲l̲m̲e̲n̲ 

J̲u̲g̲h̲e̲a̲d̲ J̲o̲n̲e̲s̲  {riverdale}

Q̲u̲i̲c̲k̲s̲i̲l̲v̲e̲r̲ {peter and pietro maximoff}

R̲o̲g̲e̲r̲ t̲a̲y̲l̲o̲r̲ {Bohemian Rhapsody}

Ma̲l̲e̲ J̲e̲s̲s̲i̲c̲a̲ R̲a̲b̲b̲i̲t̲ 

R̲a̲m̲s̲a̲y̲ B̲o̲l̲t̲o̲n̲ 

J̲o̲f̲f̲r̲e̲y̲ B̲a̲r̲a̲t̲h̲e̲o̲n̲ 

L͟u͟k͟e͟ s͟k͟y͟w͟a͟l͟k͟e͟r͟

V͟i͟s͟e͟r͟y͟s͟ T͟a͟r͟g͟a͟r͟y͟e͟n͟

Bran Stark (non yandere aswell)

Daemon Targaryen (non yandere)

E̲d̲m̲u̲n̲d̲ P̲e̲v̲e̲n̲s̲i̲e̲ 

E̲n̲o̲c̲h̲ O̲'C̲o̲n̲n̲e̲r̲ 

B̲o̲r̲i̲s̲ P̲a̲v̲l̲i̲k̲o̲v̲s̲k̲y̲

T̲o̲m̲u̲r̲a̲ S̲h̲i̲g̲a̲r̲a̲k̲i̲ 

S̲h̲o̲t̲a̲ A̲i̲z̲a̲w̲a̲ 

S̲h̲o̲t̲o̲ T̲o̲d̲o̲r̲o̲k̲i̲ 

D̲a̲b̲i̲ 

H̲a̲w̲k̲s̲ {mha}

E̲r̲w̲i̲n̲ S̲m̲i̲t̲h̲ 

A̲r̲m̲i̲n̲ A̲l̲e̲r̲t̲

M̲i̲g̲u̲e̲l̲ D̲i̲a̲z̲ 

H̲a̲w̲k̲ {cobra kai}

J̲J̲ M̲a̲y̲b̲a̲n̲k̲

J̲o̲h̲n̲ B̲e̲n̲d̲e̲r̲ 

A̲l̲l̲i̲s̲o̲n̲ R̲e̲y̲n̲o̲l̲d̲s̲ 

D̲e̲a̲d̲p̲o̲o̲l̲

M̲a̲t̲t̲h̲e̲o̲ R̲i̲d̲d̲l̲e̲

L̲e̲o̲ V̲a̲l̲d̲e̲z̲ 

M̲a̲r̲c̲u̲s̲ L̲o̲p̲e̲z̲ A̲r̲g̲u̲e̲l̲l̲o̲

N̲e̲d̲ t̲h̲e̲ p̲i̲e̲m̲a̲k̲e̲r̲

C͟a͟r͟l͟ G͟r͟i͟m͟e͟s͟ 

D͟a͟r͟y͟l͟ D͟i͟x͟o͟n͟

requests are open

B͟e͟n͟d͟e͟c͟t͟i͟c͟ B͟r͟i͟g͟d͟e͟r͟t͟o͟n͟

Jason Carver (non yandere aswell )

Vance Hopper (non yandere aswell)

Hunter Sylvester (non yandere only)

I will not write

Pedophillea

Rape

Insest

{ unless its is a situation in which the reader opens up to a charterer about experiencing it or one of the charterers finds out about it even so I will not discribe it}

Reader who practices any particular religion { I am not educated enough on this subject } 

naive/innocent/weak reader { I’m kinda sick of it }

reader with a given name , hair color , eye color { I write X Reader not X OC}

I will write 

a/b/o mostly beta or fem!alpha reader as there is a lot of omega reader

creature reader

poc reader { I’ll mostly be writing this with a desi reader in mind any way}

alt reader

reader with a appearance descriptor { eg. plus size , with strech marks, tall , short hair ,ect } 

[victorias-obsession]

❦ 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁/𝒽𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 ! 𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝒸𝓁𝓊𝒷 !❦

𝒜𝒷𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝑒

☙ 𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝒾’𝓂 𝒱𝒾𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒶 𝑜𝓇 𝐻𝑒𝓍

☙ 𝒫𝒶𝓃𝓈𝑒𝓍𝓊𝒶𝓁, 𝒫𝑜𝓁𝓎𝒶𝓂𝑜𝓇𝑜𝓊𝓈, 𝒢𝑒𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓁𝓊𝒾𝒹

☙ 𝐼 𝒶𝓂 𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔢𝔢𝔫

𝒟𝓃𝒾

➳ 𝓇𝒶𝒸𝒾𝓈𝓉

➳ 𝒽𝑜𝓂𝑜𝓅𝒽𝑜𝒷𝑒𝓈

➳ 𝒻𝑒𝓉𝒾𝓈𝒽 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓈

➳ 𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾-𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓈

➳𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓈𝓊𝓅𝓅𝑜𝓇𝓉 𝒶𝑔𝑒 𝓇𝑒𝑔𝓇𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃

𝒾𝓃𝒷𝑜𝓍

ღ 𝒫𝑒𝓇𝓈𝑜𝓃𝒶𝓁 𝓆𝓊𝑒𝓈𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃𝓈 𝒶𝓇𝑒 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒.

𝔦’𝔪 𝔣𝔦𝔫𝔢 𝔴𝔦𝔱𝔥 𝔰𝔢𝔵𝔲𝔞𝔩 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣

𝑅𝒶𝓃𝓉𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝒶𝓁𝓈𝑜 𝒻𝒾𝓃𝑒, 𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓈𝒶𝒻𝑒 𝓈𝓅𝒶𝒸𝑒

𝒟𝒾𝓈𝒸𝓁𝒶𝒾𝓂𝑒𝓇:𝐼 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝓃𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝒶𝒸𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝒽𝓊𝓇𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝒷𝑜𝒹𝓎 𝓈𝑜 𝒾 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝓀 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒷𝑒𝒶𝓊𝓉𝒾𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝑒𝒾𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓇𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝒷𝒶𝓈𝒾𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓎 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝑒𝑜𝓅𝓁𝑒 𝒾 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓌𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝒿𝓊𝒹𝑔𝑒

𝒯𝒶𝑔𝓈

❥ 𝒱𝒾𝒸’𝓈 𝒯𝒶𝓀𝑒𝓃 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈|𝑅𝑒𝒷𝓁𝑜𝑔𝓈

❥ 𝐻𝑒𝓍’𝓈 𝐻𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉𝓈|𝑀𝓎 𝑜𝓌𝓃 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻

❥ 𝒱𝒾𝒸’𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻|𝑅𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑜𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝒾 𝓈𝒶𝓎 𝑜𝓇 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓉𝓊𝓇𝑒𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓂𝑒

❥ 𝐻𝑒𝓍’𝓈 𝒶𝒹𝓂𝒾𝓇𝑒𝓈|𝒯𝒽𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈 𝓎’𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓅𝓊𝓉 𝒾𝓃 𝓂𝓎 𝒾𝓃𝒷𝑜𝓍

❥𝒱𝒾𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒶’𝓈 𝓈𝑒𝒸𝓇𝑒𝓉 𝑜𝒷𝓈𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝒸𝓁𝓊𝒷| ???

𝒮𝒾𝑔𝓃𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝑜𝒻𝒻 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃𝑔𝓈, 𝑀𝓌𝒶𝒽 !

𝓁𝒶𝓈𝓉 𝓊𝓅𝒹𝒶𝓉𝑒𝒹: 𝔪𝔞𝔶 7𝔱𝔥 2024

[cupids-chamber]

𝑀𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝓅𝒾𝑒𝒸𝑒 𝑜𝒻 𝒶𝒹𝓋𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝓃𝑜 𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓃𝑜𝓌

𝒲𝒶𝒾𝓉 𝒾𝓉 𝑜𝓊𝓉 𝓂𝒶𝓎𝒷𝑒 𝓈𝑒𝑒 𝒽𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓈𝒾𝓉𝓊𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑜𝓃 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝓈

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃'𝓉 𝓌𝒶𝒾𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒹𝑒𝓈𝓅𝑒𝓇𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓁𝓎 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓈𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓈𝒶𝒻𝑒𝓉𝓎

𝑀𝒶𝓁𝓁𝑒𝓊𝓈 𝓌𝑜𝓊𝓁𝒹 𝒷𝑒 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒷𝑒𝓈𝓉 𝒷𝑒𝓉

𝒜𝓈 𝒶 𝓎𝒶𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒽𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝒶 𝑔𝑒𝓃𝓉𝓁𝑒𝓂𝑒𝓃

;)

-Crow

Malleus is a bit too obsessive.

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Happy new year loves! Some more yandere LMK pfps for you darlings~! Please don’t repost but feel free to use with credit💜

Part 1

Part 2

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So i was looking at your edits again and it got me thinking, what if instead of their yandere behaviors being brought forth naturally, what if instead it was a perisat, this would explain their sudden change in behavior. The reason why it hasn't been detected as a disease among humans is because it's a parasite that only attaches itself to animal brains. But due to the demon's obscure nature of being an assortment of a bunch of deaforent creatchurs the parasite has made its home in them, however due to their human-like intellect they don't get fully taken over by it. On the other hand it enhances their primal senses and feelings toward those they really care about which results in them acting out on their instincts more often.

Usoly the animal that has been infected by the parasite would act violently, biting whatever other living thing in its vicinity. It's the parasitic way of trying to duplicate itself and infiltrate other animals, but because it was only meant for animals it can't fully take over the human mind. But what it does do is leave behind some interesting… side effects ~

Traditionally when it's time to “duplicate” the host produces more saliva in preparation for the transmission from one vessel to another. But as stated earlier it can't do that with humans and or lack of animal attributes, however when our lovely demons and demonesses realize how the saliva affects you they use it to their advantage.

When the Scorpion queen kisses you your mouth will start to feel numb, for a while you won't be able to taste and or feel anything with it, except her. The feeling of feeling nothing but her is addicting and when she's parted from you you will be craving more, more, more

Jin & Yin are like living energy drinks, they make you energetic and jittery along with leaving you with a smal portion of their adoration towards you. And if you kiss them long enough you'll eventually experience something akin to a sugar crash, making you slump in their arms unable to move from exhaustion.

Sun's frequent consumption of peaches has affected the way he tastes, he gives off the feeling of bliss and lightheadedness with his kisses. It's hard to leave him when your halfway passed out, not to mention the strange aroma you smell, it's so soothing ~

I love this idea! It’s very interesting and brings plenty of new ideas to the table, reminds me of a love!plague au from another fandom. The pure intoxication that comes from their addictive kiss being enough to get you hooked… Sickly sweet enough to keep you coming back for more is such an enchanting thing to think about💜

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Not a request but like, I feel like Sun Wukong would view your escape attempts as games. He's the great sage equal to heaven, you should know this, there's nowhere you could hide that he couldn't find you. Even though he should find your attempts insulting he can't, you're too weak, one hit from him and you're dead and he can't have that now can he. No he can't, besides it's only a matter of time before you start to see it as a game too <3

On the other hand, Sun, along with some other characters are demons, and they tend to have very unusual courting methods, compared to the human ones. I can imagine that cladding the person they're pursuing with jewels or shiny objects is fairly common. While killing their other pursuer or a big dangerous creature/demon and presenting their cleaned skull is also a popular one.

Btw love your edits, they inspired me to make this. If you wanna hear more than I'd love to discuss them with you, although I'm currently hyperfixating on Jin & Yin at the moment. I wrote a smal platonic yandere one shot about them that I then continued on with headcanons. The first one is done but the second one is still in development.

Oh I’m so glad to have inspired this 💜! I love the idea of one or more of them bedecking their darling with spoils and riches to claim them as their own, the sight of their darling decorated in precious stones and golden chains is just the cherry on top for them, taking great pride in it and you. And of course, when you fight back, or struggle in their grasp it’s merely playfighting to them. A sad attempt, but maybe they’ll indulge you; let you run around for a little bit before recapturing you and claiming you💜💜💜

I’d absolutely adore to hear more dear! And I’d love to read both when you’re done 💜

Here’s a little more inspiration for you!

[lovesickletters]

𝒪𝒽 𝓈ℴ ℬℯ𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ𝒹💙

Ash (OC) x Fem!Reader Smut | (𝒩𝒮ℱ𝒲，𝒞𝓊𝓂 𝒮𝓉𝓊𝒻𝒻𝒾𝓃ℊ ，𝒪𝓋ℯ𝓇𝓈𝓉𝒾𝓂𝓊𝓁𝒶𝓉𝒾ℴ𝓃, 𝓈ℴ𝒻𝓉，𝓉ℴ𝓅!𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒸𝓉ℯ𝓇, 𝒷ℴ𝓉𝓉ℴ𝓂!𝓇ℯ𝒶𝒹ℯ𝓇））

Why not? 💜 Part 2

You were surprised by two arms wrapping around you from behind, a face burying itself into the back of your neck and murmuring in appreciation. You felt cool breath on the back of your neck send a shiver through you as his touch radiated a distinct chill. Gentle, tickling kisses were pressed to the back of your head in a loving manner that made you feel a sense of calm wash over you. Hands pressed against your hips to pull you close as his voice rumbled, deepened by the effects of sleep clinging to it.

“Mmm, good morning darling.”

Hesitation stuttered your movements as you considered your options before twisting in his gentle grasp to press a quick, chaste kiss to his jaw. “Oh? In a good mood are we?” He purred in delight, eyebrows raising slightly in content intrigue. You were almost caught off guard by the way his fluffy, fox-like ears lifted and stilled, much in the way a curious animal’s might. “I hope my dear angel wasn’t too hard on you last night.” Lifting your hand to press a kiss to the back of it, you could feel his smirk against your skin, almost pitying in its manner.

“No matter, I’m sure we can make up for it somehow.” The charm that crept into his smooth voice was irresistible, you couldn’t tell if he was trying to make up for the events that had transpired the night prior (and every night before that) or trying to lower your guard for something worse. Just as you were trying to puzzle out his vague words you felt the hands leaning on your hips trail down to rest on your thighs. Given his significant stature, he had to lean in quite close to accomplish this, and your surprise at his sudden proximity was quickly overshadowed by his grip on your legs *lifting* you up to sit on either side of his slim waist. You resisted the urge to fully wrap your arms around his neck in order to stop yourself falling backward, instead clutching to his collar haphazardly.

Thankfully the dizziness of having your legs swept out from under you was quickly replaced by the relief of a solid surface as Ash stepped forward to place you on the edge of the counter, never releasing his grip on you as he stood between your legs, one of his teasing smiles you can never quite seem to read playing on his lips. “Oh dear, you seem quite chilled, darling. Perhaps I should warm you up? Just look at you.” He swiped a thumb over your cheek, cupping his hand against your face. “You’re quite flushed. A fever, perhaps? Ah, but thankfully I know just the remedy.” Using his hand to tilt your chin upward, he took advantage of your pliable state to press a long, loving kiss to your lips. Sharp fangs brushed against your soft flesh as he guided you in a dance all-too familiar to him. You felt a hand squeeze your thigh, massaging the flesh as you breathed in tandem, so unlike any other contact you’d had before. It was truly enchanting, the way he had you under his spell in moments, able to quell any annoying little voices in the back of your head immediately with a single kiss.

You didn’t even think twice when you felt the thigh between your legs begin to grind against your crotch, the friction caused by the movement acting like an electric shock through your nervous system. Your back arched with a moan that caught you both by surprise. Not that it mattered when Ash quickly recovered with such a smug, self satisfied look you felt sure he was doing it on purpose to make you embarrassed.

“Someone sounds eager~”

With all the leisure in the world he continued to thrust his hip into the space between your legs, letting the gathering heat flushing your cheeks to spread and pool in your nethers. “Perhaps I should relieve some of your impatience?”

~

Groans slipped from your lips as you buried your head into his sturdy chest, the steady rhythm of his thrusts stretching your already dripping hole. You could feel every curve and sensation inside yourself causing you to bite your lip as he gave you a tight-lipped smirk before gently taking your hand in his and placing the palm of your hand against your navel so you could feel the bump that protruded every time he thrusted inside.

With all the care in the world he tucked a few strands of hair out of the way of your face before snapping his hips in at a particularly deep angle, making you double backward with a moan as your back arched involuntarily. You were approaching your limit alarmingly fast, and he seemed to take notice of the way your walls tightened around him. Redoubling his speed, he took care to coax you over the edge with long, rhythmic thrusts that stretched you over him from tip to base, his humming uninterrupted by your moans and yelps. Just as you hang on the verge of cumming he lingered, stretching out the final thrust that would’ve pushed you over the edge. At the rising whimper in your throat he held the side of your face in his palm, fox-like eyes looking down at you with loving care. “Not yet, love. I want you to cum at the same time as me, can you do that?” You tried to ignore the disappointed heat in you as you nodded slightly, Ash giving you a sweet smile as he kissed your forehead, waiting for your high to dissipate before moving again. “Good, sweetheart.”

This time you reached your peak twice as quickly, and the doubt in you caused you to glance up at his face as you panted, arching your back. He gave you an affirming nod that confirmed your hopes, grabbing your waist in both hands to hold you still as he increased his pace. His eyes were focused but his posture was relaxed, unconcerned with how you twitched and writhed in his hold. When you finally tipped over the edge he slammed himself in til the brim, holding you close and full as he gasped, cumming inside. He was the first to recover his bearings from the dizzying high, gently pulling away slightly to glance down at the cum dripping from your used hole. “Spread a little further for me would you? There’s a dear~” Humming sweetly, he gathered the cum pooling out of you with the tip of his cock before pushing it all back inside you in one smooth movement to stuff you full.

“Not so worked up anymore, I hope? Let’s get you back to bed then.”

Hooking an arm beneath your thighs and one around your waist, he let you cling to his neck as he lifted you up from the countertop and carried you back into the bedroom, tail twitching in a self-satisfied manner.

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Some yandere!monkie kid pfps I made for my friends~! Please don’t repost but feel free to use with credit💜

Part 2

Part 3

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Back by popular request, some more yandere Monkie!Kid edits! Enjoy my loves~ (Please don’t repost but feel free to use with credit💜)

Part 1

Part 3

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💜Cookie Run Yandere Alphabet💜

I asked my friends to randomise some yandere alphabet prompts for some random cookie run characters <3

Affection | Frost Queen

How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

To put it bluntly, not at all. She would act frosty cold to her darling, she’s not really one for acts of affection. With the exception of an icy kiss to the forehead once every blue moon.

Blood | Raspberry Cookie

How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Raspberry Cookie is no stranger to bloodshed, while she may grieve for that spilled of her compatriots, when it comes to her darling anyone is an enemy. She is not afraid to draw her sword, whether challenging someone to a blatantly unfair show of swordsmanship at dawn or ending their life in the moment in an alleyway away from prying eyes.

Darling | Red Velvet Cookie

Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Red Velvet would try his best to refrain from making his darling do anything they didn’t wish to, but if push came to shove he would not be afraid to resort to less savoury methods to make them do something against their will.

Jealousy | Dark Choco Cookie

Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

He tries not to show it but he does, quite a bit in fact. He is of the mindset that his darling is so much better and purer than him, so he has no right to be up in their face all the time, but the least he can do for them is protect them from any possible threats, the raw intimidation of his latched line of sight as he grips his sword is enough to send any friendly cookie looking to have a conversation with you running!

Love Letters | Kumiho Cookie

How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Kumiho is excellently trained at the art of charisma, and has no trouble sidling up to her darling and striking up a conversation even if she’s a stranger to them. With flirtatious words and devilishly charming actions she’s confident she can charm her way into their heart.

Mask | Affogato Cookie

Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Affogato’s mannerisms are so incomprehensible nobody can truly tell what he’s thinking, and he’s not afraid of other people noticing his affection for his darling. If anything, he capitalises off of it.

Oppression | Parfait Cookie

How many rights would they take away from their darling?

None at all!!!! She prizes being pure and honest above all things, she would encourage truthfulness from her darling and build absolute trust between you two, gifting you things and writing you songs with the utmost earnestness! Your happiness is her priority, how could she help that if she took things away from you?? That simply wouldn’t do!

Regret | Twizzly Gummy Cookie

Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Absolutely not, Twizzly doesn’t have a remorseful bone in her body. She would find glee in her darling’s captivity if anything, and would never ever let them go. Not without multiple trackers, just for the thrill of the hunt of course! They’d never actually get anywhere but their fear makes her excited! Regret is for people who go soft and mushy, and she is nothing if not sharp and dangerous.

Unique | Espresso Cookie

Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Precise temperature, precise quantity, precisely perfect darling. Espresso is a perfectionist in every manner of the word and this carries over to his beloved. They must be perfect, no matter what. No order ignored, no feature flawed, no mistake overlooked. If they’re not, he’ll shape them into his image of perfection with an outlook similar to that he uses when teaching, the carrot and the stick. No matter what, he wants his darling to be impeccable.

Vice | Blackberry Cookie

What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

It would be very hard to escape the careful and calculating Blackberry Cookie, but if it came to it, her attachment issues relating to Adventure Cookie and her duty-bound outlook on life. If you brought up Adventurer Cookie there would likely be some old wounds you would be pouring salt on, enough so to put her into a right state. If you used her selfless outlook against her by requesting something, she would do her best to comply if she thought it wasn’t dangerous.

Wit’s End | Madeleine Cookie

Would they ever hurt their darling?

By the light no! He’s honestly too dense to be worked to the end of his tether, if you insult him or push away his affections he’s likely laugh it off and pull you into an embrace regardless. Not to mention the thought of anything harming his darling would send a chill up his spine. He’s here to protect you!

[lovesickletters]

Hi there! I love the aesthetic your blog has and the way you write those lovesick letters is just pure 🛐💕💕💕 majestic!! It never fails to send some butterflies towards my stomach 🤭🤭.

If you could, may I request a Licorice Cookie love sick letter?? I see licorice as a desperate and delusional yandere.

Thankiess <333

Awwwww~!! I’m flattered! You have such wonderful writing too,,!💜 Hopefully this satisfies your butterfly quota for the day and satiates your curiosity~

💜𝐿𝒾𝓆𝓊𝑜𝓇𝒾𝒸𝑒 𝒞𝑜𝑜𝓀𝒾𝑒 | 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝐿𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇💜

(Item Description: A silver piece of paper, scuffed and edges torn. The ink bleeds and blots as if the writer had deliberated over each and every word painfully)

My faithful servant!

I have succeeded in creating my newest, most POWERFUL summoning yet!! You MUST visit IMMEDIATELY so I can show you my true power! My strongest bone servant yet, yes, yes! I have such a good feeling about this this time…! None of my past failures hold a CANDLE to this one! Not even the Liquorice Destructionator!! I will wreak sweet VENGEANCE for the Destructionator and it’s fallen brethren!

Just wait, soon the world will bow before Liquorice Cookie and his devoted servant Y/N Cookie! When the world falls before me you will be by my side, right? We can rule over the fallen kingdom together! We could even build something new, whatever you like!! Just stay by me, no matter what.

☠️The Almighty Liquorice Cookie☠️

(Devoted Servant of Dark Enchantress Cookie Long May She Reign)

[lovesickletters]

If you take requests right now I would requests a yandere love letter from macaque if its okay for you

💜𝑀𝒶𝒸𝒶𝓆𝓊𝑒 | 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓈𝒾𝒸𝓀 𝐿𝑒𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇💜

I didn’t watch the third season so apologies if something doesn’t line up!

(Item Description: A torn scroll of parchment wrapped around a golden baton, the black ink seems to glow purple ever-so-slightly in the darkness, and stains your fingers when touched.)

Hey pal, miss me?

Sooo, since the whole ‘saving the world’ thing I thought I might drop in on my favourite buddy again, for old time’s sake. Been a looong time since we hung out together and levelled some buildings, huh? Remember when we went out to that really great hide-away in the mountains and you were so tired from the hike that I had to carry you all the way back down? Good times.

I heard from a little birdie that the sunshine furball himself found time in his oh-so-busy schedule of stuffing his face all day to drop by your place recently with some jiaozi and I figured I couldn’t let myself be outdone, right? So you won’t mind if I swing by your place after I’m done on my little ‘adventure’ will you?

Your buddy,

The Six-Eared Macaque