#𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚𝐬 › cindy.ft louie

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“ you know that i can't be here forever. i need to head home eventually, and you're the one causing your own suffering. ” his words cause disbelief to cross her features. “ what? i'm the best-est friend you have right now. i care so much that i'm here trying to stop you from making an even worse mistake than it'll already be. who else would do this for you? i'm saving you so— ” she reaches for the container once again, pinching him slightly in an attempt to get his arm closer. “ give me the ice cream! ”

louie gasped. "y-you'd let me suffer on my own?" his lower lip couldn't help but fall into a natural pout due to the news from cindy. he still had the container out of her reach, looking towards her with the shocked expression. "are you saying you wouldn't care if i died? what kind of friend are you?" he feigned hurt, and honestly he would've been taken seriously if it wasn't for the ice cream on the tip of his nose from continuing to eat straight out of the pot.

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“ i don't think they actually ever showed a thousand ways to die in the show even though they called it that… it was just some catchy title, but you'll wind up adding to that episode roster at the rate you're going. ” she swipes the spoon away from him as he moves his hands in an attempt to stop him from consuming more. “ i know i'm lactose intolerant so i'll pass. i'm going to take this away from you so you can chill out and stop before you aggravate your sensitivity even more. ”

"do they really give you a thousand ways to die...?" louie asked, head propping to the side as he listened to cindy speak. "uh... enough that it'd trigger any sign of an underlying dairy insensitivity i might've had." he grinned, before his hands moved to rest against his stomach as it gurgled menacingly. "want some? ice cream, that is. not dairy sensitivities. you can take those from me though if you really wanted them, i won't put up a fight."

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“ yes? there's probably an episode of that in a '1000 ways to die'. ” her eyebrows knit. “ how much ice cream have you had? ”

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"has any ever died from too much ice cream?" louie asks, before shoving the spoonful of vanilla ice cream into his mouth, looking to the other for answers.

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“ wait, stop! ” she's in disbelief at his actions as she holds the spoon high and away from him. she deters his efforts and her disbelief turns into utter shock when he dips his head to try an eat more. “ oh my god, louie— what are you doing? ” her hands grab at the ice cream container in an attempt to take it away from him. “ i don't want your ice cream— i want you to stop eating it and stop aggravating your dairy sensitivity. be serious, you're going to regret all of this in about an hour and i won't be here to help you with the consequences. ”

"well... that's a bit misleading, isn't it?" louie asked in thought, wondering if there was a thousand ways to die. he'd have to start watching the show, they'd clearly got a headstart on him. his attention was elsewhere, thinking of a thousand ways to die as cindy swiped the spoon away from him. it was as if he was like an animal crossing character facing the shock emotion, an exclamation point would've sat at the top of his head if possible. "not fair!" he was talking in a pout now, trying to wrangle the spoon from the girl beside him and moving the pot up to try and get another mouthful. "if you wanted one, you only had to say! i would've got you one too! well, not ice cream. sorbet doesn't have dairy in it, does it?" he asked, being aware of her intolerance before ultimately dipping his head into the pot to continue eating.