#��not.enough.rest

[the-seven-patrons]

HAS ANYONE RECEIVED A PRESENT FROM THE OINK HAIRED BITCH!!??

'CUZ HEATHER GOT ONE!!!

"She fucking WHAT?!?!"

Satan barged open Belphegor, Leviathan, Riley, and Heather's room, pointing at Heather. Her and Leviathan were the only ones in the room, "WHAT DID SHE GET YOU?!?! WAS IT A BOMB?! A CROSS?! SOMETHING THAT CAN KILL US?!?!"

Leviathan turned over in their bed, glaring at Satan, "Dude, shut up. I'm trying to sleep..."

( @the-demonic-people )

[the-seven-patrons]

To the brothers, who do you guys hate???

Also....

*Puts them on comfy and fashionable clothes!!!*

For 3 asks! Oki bye--

"The seraphim. Especially Celine."

"Everyone."

"Charlie."

"Um... Anyone mortal who assaulted the incubi and succubi who were off-duty."

"I dunno, probably Charlie. She was mean."

"Charlie."

"Definitely Charlie."

(from left to right, Lucifer, Satan, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Leviathan, Belphegor)

"Man, it feels nice getting out of those suits every once in a while..."

[8/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

"A visitor? Or a new resident?"

The escalator to Hell finally stops. You have arrived in Eternal Damnation. Your forever home after living such peaceful lives on Earth.

You enter the castle and walk through the hallways. You open the door with a purple handle, as you are greeted with a man with a shadow over the right side of his face. All four sets of eyes stare down at you.

"Welcome to Hell. Please sign this contract for us. Your daily punishments will be scheduled for you shortly."

Lucifer

Satan

Mammon

Asmodeus

Beelzebub

Leviathan

Belphegor

RULES AND OOC NOTES UNDER THE CUT!!!

~ RULES ~

1. The Patrons aren't willing to partake in any NSFW interactions with anyone whatsoever. However, lighthearted jokes are fine along with flirts. Keep in mind that you have a low chance of romancing any of them.

2. No controversial asks. The mod doesn't take to kindly with those.

3. Talks of religion are expected in this blog; however, it doesn't follow the traditional forms of Christianity. Think Good Omens, The Good Place, and every other form of media that have their own take of the laws of Heaven and Hell in a fictional manner.

4. On most occasions, the blog is run by the brothers themselves unless said otherwise.

5. The mod has a complicated class schedule (1-8pm PHT) so don't expect responses at lightning speed.

6. Remember that the mod is a minor. Be a decent mortal and treat him with respect.

7. By signing this contract, you are permitted access to Asker Magic.

TAGS:

#🩸the.first.demon - Lucifer is speaking

#🔥passive.aggressive - Satan is speaking

#💵you.can.buy.the.things - Mammon is speaking

#💞the.art.of.lust - Asmodeus is speaking

#🍴hunger.for.success - Beelzebub is speaking

#💤not.enough.rest - Leviathan is speaking

#💚the.desire.for.appreciation - Belphegor is speaking

#🎥tapes.and.records - Storys set out of roleplays / Hidden backstories

#📜sign.the.contract - Ongoing Roleplay

#🪶and.curtains - Finished Roleplay

#🎞the.brothers - Posts made by the Patrons

#💜the.voice.of.truth - Out Of Character posts

"Once you are finished signing the contract, you may go now. Feel free to ask any questions you may have on your way. We hope you enjoy your stay."

(ASKS ARE NOW OPEN!!!)

Masterlist from @/ur-local-demonlol blog:

[WORK IN PROGRESS!!!]

[the-seven-patrons]

Which one of you is the father/parent figure?!!!

The rest of the brothers pointed at Beelzebub and Leviathan, the two of them looking confused.

"Wait, what was the question?"

[the-seven-patrons]

>[Gives flowers to the brothers]

For all of you!!! 🏵️

Lucifer takes the flowers, looking at them before summoning a vase and putting the flowers inside, placing the vase on his desk.

Satan looks at the flowers, taking out three from the bouquet and wrapping them together with a ribbon. The rest were put in a vase by a window. "Thanks, I guess."

Mammon sniffs the bouquet, opening a door to another room and placing them in a vase along with other flowers and plants inside the room. "Never had someone give me flowers before. Thanks!"

Beelzebub pats the Anon's head, accepting the flowers and placing them on his desk, "Thank you, little guy!" He gives the Anon a small box with a cupcake inside.

Asmodeus starts crying, lying down on the floor and hugging the flowers tight to his chest, "THIS IS THE SWEETEST THING SOMEONE HAS EVER DONE AUGHHHH!!!!"

Leviathan sucks in through his teeth, accepting the flowers with hesitance, "I am the last person you can trust with taking care of plants but um... Yeah, thanks anyways."

Belphegor looks like he's contemplating something, "I should give him more of these..."

[the-seven-patrons]

Yo bros. Do you remember Riley's little brother, Richie?

If so... How much do you remember and would you visit him?

"Richie? Richie, Richie, Richie.... Yeah, I remember him. He got taken away because of some power he had for some reason. Don't know how long ago that was but I think that was when the Garden was still thriving. It lasted for like, 3 days without them eating the fruit."

"We used to visit him during free times before um... Well, I think you get it"

"HEY, LET THEM GO!"

"IF YOU'RE GOING TO SEND THEM DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GO THROUGH US!"

The seraph looked at the nine angels, every hint of sympathy and every hint of emotion drained from their eyes. They saw them as monsters. The ones that had ruined everything.

"... Take them down along with the two of the heathens."

"No– NO! NO, THEY DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG! LEAVE THEM ALONE!"

"It's okay," Beelzebub hugged Lucifer, covering his eyes as the seraph held out their hands to the group, "We'll be okay..."

The clouds beneath them disappeared as they were sent down to a dark fiery pit, landing on a lake made of sulfur and tar.

Their fates were sealed from the very beginning...

(MEMORY UNLOCKED!!!)

[14/15]

[the-seven-patrons]

Bloop! Get wrecked by a wrecking ball :3

"Wait, hu—?!"

A wrecking ball crashes through the window. Leviathan groaned, standing up and throwing the wrecking ball away to a nearby forest.

"I'll fix the window."

"Thanks, Bell."

[the-seven-patrons]

Do u guys have allergies. If so...

What are you guys allergic to?

"It's kind of physically impossible for us to get allergies. Even if we did, it would be impossible to figure out what it is."

[the-seven-patrons]

If Lucifer has 19 bottles of dish soap, and Mammon tooks 7 bottles. How many dish soap does Lucifer have?

"Wait, why the Heaven would I need 19 bottles of dish soap?"

"I dunno man, but I sure as heck would want some."

"He'd have 12. Also, mind your damn business, Mams. Let him have all the dish soap he wants."

[the-seven-patrons]

"Her name's Penny. She was left on our doorstep by an imp, and we decided to take her in. She's currently staying in Mammon's Ring to continue her studies. She's about to graduate soon, so I'll get her a contract to let her know she can work as a dealer if she wants to."

[the-seven-patrons]

*Walks fast towards the brothers.*

( •w•) I like garlic bread, your brother Asmodeus likes Olivia, Riley can speak Espanol, Heather has a major, huge fat crush on Charlie, and Leviathan cannot have kids. Bye-bye!

- Child Anon

"DUDE!!!" Asmodeus quickly shut your mouth with his hand.

"Ah, a fellow Hispanic."

"You're not Hispanic, you can only speak the langua—"

"I'M HISPANIC!" Mammon shut Belphegor down, making a closing motion with his hand.

"Geez, I didn't see that one coming. We should probably call her up some time."

"Correct. I can adopt every lonely kid I see."

[the-seven-patrons]

Leviathan...

Every bitch can't be your kid

"..."

"Levi, they didn't mean it like that."

"How could you say that to the Patron of Sloth...."

"Levi..."

"MY LOVING DAUGHTER WILL PROVE YOU WRONG! SHE KNOWS I CAN'T HELP BUT ADOPT EVERY CHILD I SEE >:("

[the-seven-patrons]

Yeaaahhh... Already told Via...

But, I think she's having like one of those panic/traumatic flashbacks ab her ex-partners. Idk why

"Oh, no... Is she having some doubts? I mean, I guess can understand her behavior. I think it's better if Asmodeus were to wait until she feels comfortable enough around him. Hopefully he knows that he shouldn't rush things yet."

[the-seven-patrons]

Simp mode: activated

"Eh, it basically runs in the family," Leviathan watched Asmodeus drawing little sketches of Oliver and Olivia on his bed. His face was a blushing mess.

[the-seven-patrons]

Yeah! Lucifer cool!

:D

"Am cooooollll ^^"

"For a king, I always wonder why you act like that sometimes."

"They said I was cool <3"

[the-seven-patrons]

Do u guys have last names? Or no?...

"No, not really. Last names were only established by the humans so they could figure out which exact Eve and Adam they were talking about, if you know what I mean."

"It started becoming another issue though, since some people couldn't come up with original last names, either."