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blueskittlesart · 3 months ago
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i’ve started babysitting for a VERY christian family which is great because they pay me a lot of money but as someone who was raised almost completely agnostic it’s kind of insane. the 2 year old keeps asking me to read her stories from the bible. (why are we reading david and goliath to a 2 year old????) the 5 year old told me today that he was going to bring his legos to heaven with him. he also has repeatedly told me that the lego spaceships he builds are stronger than jesus. (not sure what to say to that. do i deny it??? are things allowed to be stronger than jesus??) had to stop myself mid sentence today because i almost told them im not going to heaven which would DEFINITELY have caused several meltdowns. they’re also both completely fascinated by my nose ring
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theshitpostcalligrapher · 5 months ago
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the curse of summer is buying and eating an inadvisable amount of fruit in single sittings.
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fipindustries · 2 months ago
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aparently in the latest fantastic 4 comics johnny storm has been in a relationship with an alien, and that would be pretty standard affair for marvel heroes, right.
except someone at marvel with fucking balls of steel and the biggest brain in the known universe made the alien look... actually alien
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this is the greatest thing ive seen in my life, is almost enough to make me want to read the comic
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maanraat · 3 months ago
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I just Had to do it
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bloodstainedmuzzle · 9 months ago
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Resident Evil 4 Remake (2023) Leon S. Kennedy [ 1 / ??? ]
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hezekiahwakely · 10 months ago
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piedpip3rrr · 2 months ago
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Cringe but free
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noonbeam17 · 10 months ago
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theyre in a polycule
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the-autism-album · 3 months ago
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vamprisms · 10 months ago
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adhd will have you fighting for your life to do beloved hobbies that bring you nothing but joy
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northernolddragon · 3 months ago
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itznarcotic · 1 year ago
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spacialsquid · 7 months ago
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i like them
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lavosse · 5 months ago
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cryptocism · 5 months ago
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It would have taken another immortal to keep up with him.
so i haven't read the books but i did read the Devil's Minion chapter and this part made me laugh out loud:
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