#��... yael's talking

[acid-ixx]

— masterlist !

ngl imagine pulling up in a matching suit with clark kent, your affair partner, your cute, definitely not superpowered lap dog, to the function, being openly affectionate with him in public, allowing his to flirt with you in public as a huge middle finger to bruce wayne as revenge after he's neglected you. THEN removing the first button of your shirt, revealing love marks in front of him and yet never once batting an eye to him, instead choosing to proudly display your ravaged body like an artistic piece of work, as an even bigger FUCK you to him.

like yeah sure, he can sport a raging boner at your braveness, knowing your spiteful attitude paired with your softness to family is his type, but he also has to wear the hat of universal shame 'cause he's not even divorced to his own spouse yet and yet here they are in another person's arms. in clark kent, superman's arms.

bruce can already hear his children swearing at him up and down for how hard he legitimately fumbled. damian is SICK after watching the scene before him, fuming from jon being so sickeningly sweet towards you, careening from your attention like a damn prideful peacock. you're handfeeding jon all the pastries, kneeling before his level and coo'ing when he makes a disgusted face at the food he doesn't like. and damian hates jon's open childishness!!! (he wishes it was him).

steph's all like, "THIS COULD'VE BEEN MY FATHER/MOTHER FIGURE I ALWAYS WANTED IN MY LIFE?!" just watching conner totally, definitely not purposely being clumsy and spilling food all over himself, just for you to gently scold him and help clean off the mess with your handkerchief— tim's already planning a contingency on his best friend in the background, cass is ready to beat throw some hands after the gala.

jason keeps grumbling, swearing at bruce because in no way, shape or form was this man NOT madly in love with you from all your years of marriage! you're literally the perfect spouse material and bruce done fucked up sleeping with others while you both lived under the same roof. (as if he himself wasn't involved in the shared neglect they all had towards you, but he doesn't want to admit it, and he can't deny that it's also a great excuse to bash on the old man, too).

world's greatest detective? more like the world's greatest fumbler of the century. both in canon and in fanfiction and i'm never letting him live that role down.

☝️ this is basically the premise of my upcoming oneshot for a loving family, an unpalatable desire because i kinda wrote way too much words for a supposedly short drabble, and also because i'm excited for the new superman trailer!!! so think of this as my gift LMAO. i'm also trying to finish writing my other oneshots related to this series.

(i chose to make the reader wear a suit because one: suits are so perfect if you want to maintain an elegant vibe and still keep it neutral to the reader's gender. two, because i think bruce would find his own spouse in a suit hot. three: matching lapel pins with clark kent is way too adorable to me is all i can say).

[jewishcissiekj]

why is there nothing in the "from the ashes" era about the fact that a) with Krakoa fucking off to the white hot room, most non-x-men mutants (which is a lot since they resurrected Genosha) are not even on earth and b) that the non-x-men mutants who went to krakoa and came back after the fall of orchis are 15 years older than they were when they left. because. i think those are two very important factors in the current state of mutants but they were weirdly not adressed at all so far.

[perilegs]

chat do we think i have a type

[fried-marshmelon]

There isn’t a version of me that could have looked away from you

[yaelz-xrazy]

This cannot be, what do you mean I only have 2 weeks before the first day of school

[the-one-who-lambs]

27, 29, and 50 for the goat ask game 👀

I don't have a Goat concept fleshed out much, so I'm kind of making up lore for Yael (they/she) as I go, mostly based on my own gameplay experience!

27. How was your Goat introduced to the Lamb? ( accidental summoning, they just showed up, etc.)

Lambert had been a god for a few centuries before Yael got thrown into the mix. Lambert hadn't died on a crusade in a very long time, partly because the need to venture away from their cult got less and less imperative the longer they eased into godhood, but when they did they found themself in the afterlife where a mysterious statue waited for them in the distance. (I'm essentially using the in-game scene that the player uses to unlock the Goat "fleece" to have these two meet for the first time.)

Lambert didn't know what they had found, why it showed up in their domain, nor why it showed up when they did, but they reached into the unknown and out came, uh, their dark reflection? Weird. Narinder was a lot more alarmed than Lambert was at the sight of another crownbearer from a parallel dimension.

When my goat met Lambert, Yael (name from "goat" in Hebrew) was still a relatively new and inexperienced god compared to Lambert. Lambert still looks mostly the same as they do in Risen/Fallen, since their ascended-god transformation is quite remarkably slow for a deity as Narinder notes, but they're about half a head taller than Narinder at this point, their horns have curved almost all the way to their shoulders, and they've grown red-feathered, retractable wings. Yael's pretty excited about the idea of becoming a full-fledged god the way Lambert has grown into, actually. Lambert befriends them and is somewhat of an informal "mentor" to them.

29. Does your Goat have a specific purpose of being around the Lamb? (They were summoned to protect, they have a secrete motive to help the lamb, etc)

They're just here for the shits and giggles.

For real, though, neither Yael nor Lambert know if there's a specific "reason" or "purpose" for the intersection of their universes. They're both endlings and bond over that. Mostly, they kind of turn their "purpose" into companionship and helping each other when they need an extra hand :)

50. Freebie! Tell us a head cannon about your Goat!

They're kind of a kleptomaniac.

[143sani]

An acquaintance of mine asked what is my type. I couldn't answer.

Why is that? Because it is personal, and also because they wouldn't understand if I tell them my type is Yael. From @/kleinv01

[yaelibex]

sometimes all u need to do to feel better from the big sad is to moo at your childhood friend

[acid-ixx]

i don't even get why she was so salty over "woke" propaganda when the fandom she literally writes for is inherently woke from the start 😭 you can never deny how superman is an illegal alien immigrant who is titled champion of the oppressed, who fights not just for america but for human rights as a whole, then there's also batman, wonder woman, literally green arrow, every superhero you idolize are woke as hell, let's not forget how writers planned to make conner kent a trans woman? 🤨—

then you gotta tell me she came to a conclusion to form bigoted opinions, and THEN tell others not to dabble into her own country's politics when she spews shit about the damn issues happening in america (fuck ICE, fuck the government, and most especially you tr*mp 🤮)??? also, as far as a stretch as this sounds, the tim drake hate feels very much targeted, cause ik she mentioned how the writers "ruined" his character by making him bi and ruining his romance with steph, when the latter has already broken up with him long ago (homophobia much??? for someone who claims she actually doesn't care about his character, why so salty then? and why complain about him being bi when that was also announced YEARS ago)

and also, her one pinning a long message saying the blog is supposed to be free from politics or whatsoever, but damn what a hypocrite, especially when she calls everyone who rebuts the r slur? i have had so much gripes on her from the start damn 😭

just saying, if you're a writer with a big following, like me with a big platform, that doesn't mean you automatically have the power to talk about your dogshit, uneducated opinions and expect to NOT get attacked or called out for it, ESPECIALLY if it's targeted to minorities, and especially if you know you can't defend yourself and end up deleting your blog cause you know you're in the wrong LMAO

(yes, this is about luv-lock. i once vaguely mentioned her in my account, idc if i get attacked for this, i'm just pointing out my own observations)

[jewishcissiekj]

what's really annoying about the "it was a Shi'ar golem that died and not Moira" retcon is that Moira's death means so much. like you read it and Charles had to be torn from his connection with Moira in her dying moments so he won't kill his mind. We see her last thoughts. we see her astral form leaving the world. we didn't just see her body die. we saw her as she died. and later on, it just doesn't make sense that charles knew she was alive. he mourned her more than anyone. her death tore him apart. she should have another accomplice who would know what she did, or they COULD HAVE USED CHARLES'S POWERS AS A PLOT DEVICE TO EXPLAIN WHY HE DOESN'T REMEMBER. THAT HE KNEW KRAKOA AND THEIR PLANS HAD TO WAIT SO HE ERASED THE MEMORY OF MOIRA ACTUALLY BEING ALIVE FROM HIS MIND. but god forbid comic writers think about past comic events when writing about characters.

[gregorycddie]

i hadn't even recognised her at first in matlock so it's amazing that my brain still automatically goes 'lesbian' whenever i see yael grobglas in a show

[pokemonranch]

//Woah this one really broke containment. Im... Happy about it? I think??

Hey did you know that running into a bunch of Wooloos at night look EXTREMELY MENACING

[yaelz-xrazy]

Brother please stop driving the car, that is dangerous

We're going to crash into something and then my dad has to pay our medical bills

[yaelibex]

sometims ibispaint on phone just makes me feel lazy in loading the ads for extra and cooler brushes 乁⁠(⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠ʖ̯⁠ ⁠ര⁠ ⁠.⁠ ⁠)⁠ㄏ ive been using the default ones

[acid-ixx]

WHY ARE A LOT OF MY READERS HERE HAHAHA

i promise it's not because i lost interest but rather the amount of scenes there is in the entire again &. again series. i'm not fucking w/ y'all when i say almost the entire thing is planned out and the other characters aren't even introduced YET 😭 (selina kyle, talia makes an appearance, kate kane, a mystery character, etc). the next chapters are even more complicated and i've a lot of doubts whether people are going to like the direction of the story, so we'll see how it goes.

but if u guys want to know the main reason why i started again &. again, it's mainly because i was sad that klemen-tine's work, glass bones and paper skin, wasn't updating yet now here i am also not updating ☠️

otherwise, i have a lot of drafts waiting to be posted, so once i finish like 50 other assignments, i'll try to post more often again.

WHY EVERY NEGLECTED READER/YANDERE BATFAM SERIES I LIKE ALWAYS SUDDENLY ENDED UP IN HIATUS?!?!?!

Me rn:

[warriorfujoshi]

have to stop playing lkyt for today bc im pooped from all that hardcore visual novel gaming™ 😮‍💨 did all of takeru’s “good” ending and yael’s bad end tho!! and… (✧__✧) just know i want yael so bad it makes me look stupid. simply Trust that… he will be dealt with.