#��🥩 anon⌝

[forsaken-headcanons]

I don't really know Iif this counts as a headcanon but it does involve the dadletsky headcanon so um.. I'm counting it ig also I feel like I've seen someone else say something like this before but uhhhh idfk..

In one of the round, 1x turns into a little baby version of herself cuz the Spectre (how do I spell it..) is silly like that.

Obviously, 1x hangs around Shed during this cuz father and child shit idfk, during this Shed just wants to cry because he misses his child so much and this made it a LOT worse </3

The others (minus Builder, Dusekkar and Taph) are confused as shit to why 1x is a child and always near Shed for the round cuz "Don't those two hate each other?"

After this, the next time 1x is killer again, Shed just cries the whole round and it's even more confusing..

1x doesn't remember anything about being a child.

LOL !!!!

sorry for (kinda) long wall of text 🤑🤑

-🔪🥩 anon

Awwh.

[bunnis-monsters]

You suggest propping a vampires dick up with a wooden dowel… You suggest putting a wooden stick in a vampire….. I think I have heard this one before

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You’ve caught me… I’m actually a monster hunter. All of these posts are me hoping a monster reads them and hopes I’m a monster fucker. They come over to get some coochie and I hunt them 😈

[dandysworldhcs]

(non-serious hc)

the twisteds are based off of an evil and fucked up dandys world AU that delilah saw online and she decided to bring them to life and fucked up really bad so she just threw them into gardenview

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delilah is actually a neurodivergent teenage girl in disguise

[hanasnx]

lana and clark kiss so freaky like omg let me give u space.... her eyes rolling back n everything ok same

no bcos anon that’s literally it. never in my life have i ever been turned on from just kissing until i met my boyfriend and suddenly my eyes are rolling back into my head, im moaning when his tongue slides against mine or he probes my mouth with it, i’m clutching onto him when i’m sucking on his tongue like a dick, my legs are falling open. when you’re truly in love kissing is like obscenely sexual. lana’s got it with clark theyre kissing like they’re having sex. when she kissed him when he was red clark in the club?? my dick twitched it was so hot

[pizzatowerhcs]

maurice accidentally hit someone with his car once and couldn't tell if they had died before or after he hit them so he just panicked and buried their body in the desert

this happened to maurice specifically because i think he deserves some trauma... at a treat....

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💔💔💔

[devourable]

god dammit yall are forcing my hand. heres smth small b4 i take my nap

rhodes likes to ignore abe's little whines for attention, let it become a nice background noise for them while they have their fun with you. but sometimes abe is just too hungry for you, sometimes he gets so needy and so loud that they just can't. its really hard for them to focus on you when abe is rutting so hard against the edge of their bed that he's practically fucking it, babbling about how he's been so good lately and he just needs something! anything! he's so hard that it hurts! can't he please just touch you?

no, he can't, according to rhodes. have you seen how he uses that horsecock he has between his legs? he fucks like an animal. they don’t wanna risk him hurting you because he’s too stupid to know how not to. but since he can't keep quiet and wait his turn like the good boy he so desperately claims to be, they'll just have to put his mouth to good use instead.

it isn't exactly what abe wants, but when rhodes grips his hair and forces his face between your legs, sitting you on his face, he quickly grows content with cleaning the mess they made on your slick flesh. it doesn’t stop him from desperately thrusting into rhodes when they straddle him (they weren’t cruel enough to just leave him like that!), but they didn’t mind — he wasn’t any match for them, and getting to watch the adorable faces you make from feeling abe’s tongue in you is so worth it. <3

[darkbluekies]

Hi! Just something interesting I thought of while reading this (https://www.tumblr.com/darkbluekies/755292782238760960/what-would-edmunds-reaction-be-if-he-finds-out?source=share)

What if Reader would tell him; "Then why whisper that you love me? If you do love me, why don't you declare your love for me to every woman you have laid with?"

also, sorry if taken, but can I be 🥩 Anon?

The thing is that Edmund wouldn't whisper his love. With how possessive and cocky Edmund is, I don't think that this scenario would occur. He would never be quiet about his love for darling, his utter obsession, and "ownership" of darling!!! That way, everyone knows about it, knowing how darling is his only. Everyone in the kingdom (and most likely neighboring kingdoms as well) know about his love for darling, so of course, those earlier women would know as well. It's just that some don't care. They see darling as competition in a game they don’t know that they've already lost and think that they can get a chance with the king again.

And of course you can be 🥩anon!! Welcome🩷

[mogai-headcanons]

icon id: 2 icons in a pair. both have the listed flags in order in the background and the left has an image of the listed character with a white outline and a black shadow.

banner id: a 1500x150 teal banner with the words ‘please read my dni before interacting’ in large white text in the center. end id.

v flower/Obsequious from Appetite of a People-Pleaser by GHOST and pals is a catkin dragonkin loveadored genderheart cutedate lovecorebodiment vibranite hyperkidgender kidcoricfem kidbraclic pueolimic teddybearcomfic glitighpupgender maginostic bathtubcrayonyic vanillafunfettic kidpan kicandien femikidcoric toyfoodgender summerkidgender strawberrychalkic kidcorestalgic pupkidcoric kidcorecatgender kiddiedraconic kidcolovic kidcrayonix glowparcade partybodiment retracacarpetic birthdaycoric pizzapartyic panbirthdaygender kid regressor pup regressor who uses pop/pops, neon/neons, sweet/sweets, sticker/stickers, bead/beads, kandi/kandis, art/arts, gummy/gummies, 🌈/🌈s, 🎨/🎨s, 🍭/🍭s, 🍬/🍬s, 🎉/🎉s, and pink/pinks pronouns!

dni link | requested by 🍡🥩 anon

[selfship-confession-box]

does anyone else stim a ridiculous amount when they see their f/o or hear their voice? oh the amount of times i've squealed in joy while playing his source game with my friends.. a little embarrassing but they don't judge me for my self shipping with him. i'm slowly unlearning shame

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[antiques-anon-tma]

… :3

*turns your bones into goo for an hour*

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[Sylvester effectively becomes a puddle on the floor]

((@eliasbouchardofficial)) [telepathically: darling the anons are back. I'm not going to be able to do... Anything for about an hour...]

[forsaken-headcanons]

hope u guys r okay considering there is 315 asks as of writing this 😓🙏 erm take ur time with getting to this one I don't want you guys to overwhelm yourselves <3

but um I'm making a silly little au where I'm practically torturing Elliot as he's one of my favourites .. I really like torturing my favs ermm...

but basically the au is that the Spectre decides to make Elliots life even worse and makes every 100 times meaner and worse - they basically get more aggressive especially towards Elliot

I'm already writing a fic for it and it includes Jason .. oh my gosh 🔪🥩 anon writing about Jason!! fork found in kitchen type shit. The thing is that Jason in the fic isn't actually there and it's just Elliots guilt creating him (macbeth ahh Elliot..) idk if I can promote my ao3 here so uhhh I'm just gonna wait till I get permission by yiu guys !!

I do have this (the plan for both the au and fic) written down but id have to get off anon to show soo uhh... I don't have the confidence to do that yet but maybe soon... also my handwriting sucks SHIT 😭🙏

-🔪🥩 anon

Always have to torture your favorites! It's half the fun of liking a character for me - breaking them (more) just to put them back together again~ But I do love this idea- Macbeth aah Elliot real...

As for if you're able to promote your ao3, I'm not quite sure. I've been gone on account of snork mimimi but I'll check back later when mod Leet's awake. Or, if I don't, please presume it's My fault because I forget easily. Yaay!

[dailyjimmyzare]

But that's a genuine question?? Jimanya is rape...why do you act like a puritan and say y'all dislike rape fetish but then go and ship JIMANYA?? 😭 Use your brain omg

Literally nothing in this says we do... it was the mention or the implication of Jimanya because people freak out of Jimmy even being next to Anya. Nothing says we actually do ship them. I also notice you don't mention of Jimcurly being mention here, when Curly is being shipped with a rapist, that doesn't concern you but Jimanya does?

And before you say, "Oh well, Anya suffered worse" this isn't a competition, Anon. This isn't the trauma Olympics, and we should not be comparing who suffered the 'most' out of all of them. Anya's trauma is not more "valid" or "real" than Curly's is. We are not "puritan" for not wanting to deal with your annoying inability to read correctly. We gave you an answer, we do not tolerate or condone REAL LIFE RAPE, and the silly little images that are posted on the internet about a silly little game involving fictional characters does not contradict this.

Get a grip, Anon. This is a Gimmick Account dedicated to Said Rapist. I think you're in enemy territory if you're so quick to jump to the assumption that liking or even mentioning a fictional ship that contains rape elements by name is our moral standings 100%

[dandysworldhcs]

part two of toxic yuri shellvision

t. vee x shelly

vee was surprised to see shelly down here. surprised and annoyed. why the hell would she do this job? is she really that much of a pushover, she'll do whatever dandy asks her to? thoughts that didn't feel like hers flooded her head. she needed to dispose of her. no matter what.

shelly shared vees surprise, mainly concerned about why vee was so angry at her.... she didn't do anything wrong. she just wanted to help. she was being targeted it was clear as day. always being messed with. despite it all, shelly was desperate to get through to her.

"shellllllyyyy..~" vees mangled voice called out.

she buzzed quietly, walking along the floor. nobody was messing up skill checks. annoying. she didn't care too much about them. she caught a glimpse of a familiar beige tail and needed to find and destroy its owner.

shelly was hiding. vee wasn't supposed to be too violent. she heard from others that she was supposed to be a calmer one... why was she so hellbent on hurting shelly? she needed to try and talk with her.

"there. you- are..." different TV channels played at once, stitching together a sentence that sent chills down Shelly's spine. she turned, vee was behind her, grinning widely, her screen glowing brightly.

"vee i-"

she was snatched up by a large hand which gripped her collar tightly. an unfamiliar, murderous look in the TV's eyes.

vee needed to kill kill kill kill kill kill-

ichor splattered onto her torso and face. shelly was dead before vee could tell what was happening.

the ichor on her fingers seeped into her skin. her screen glitched.

this wasn't supposed to happen...

whatever. doesn't matter. someone failed a skill check. she needed to deal with that.

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MY GIRLS NOOOO

[hanasnx]

Kicking my feet like a teenager did your mannn give you lots of loving on your anniversary ??? Hickies where ?? Are we slow dancing in the kitchen later?? Indy we need details we need the lore

sooo much loving on our anniversary 😵‍💫😵‍💫 bought me boba n breakfast, we watched some new show together and cuddled, massaged his back and shoulders n wherever. took a shower together, went out to dinner which he paid for, got home n watched a movie n cuddled some moreee. and the sex was amazing. fucking mind blowing actually. this time was different i dunno it was just so much better and i was going crazy. i was talking all kinds of filthy shit it was just pouring outta me. everything felt so elevated n so so good, i was like some heaving sweaty hot animal just begging for more n more and takinggg. was taking everything i wanted, telling him what i wanted n how n when. i remember how i was telling him where to put his hands, how i loved it when he grabbed me like that. i told him “i’d do anything for this dick, fucking anything, i’d do anything for this dick,” n fucking meantttt ittt 😵‍💫 wish i could make everyone feel what i felt last night it was otherworldly. he got all carried away too bcos u should see the dark fuckin hickies he left on me, three right next to each other on my neck, had to cover em up in all the makeup i had this morning just to kinda look passable for work 🥴🥴 the way he was shoving my head down into the mattress last night, the rough kind of pinning sex, wrestling and taking shit from the other person oh yeahhh that shit was soo fuckin fun. i’ve been thinking about it all today, it’s prolly why ive been so sweet on him. giving him a good morning blowjob to wake him up and making him food n giving him a massage before n after working all day. ohh he just makes it all such a pleasure, so worth it

[theotherbuckley]

Are you and Diazsdimples dating or just really close friends? I’m just curious because you guys are calling each other baby and stuff? Sorry, I’m relatively new to tumblr and still trying to understand the whole “tumblr spouse” thing :/

Hi Anonnn

I guess this is an announcement that James and I are in fact dating now 😅 it’s pretty recent. Sadly he lives too far away :( (it’s like not even far it’s like a 1 hour flight or an 8 hour drive but SHHH TOO FAR). He does have a bunch of tumblr spouses tho as well so I understand the confusion 😅 I apparently have competition. Which is so fine I love his wives 💜💜🔪💜💜 (what’s that knife doing there? /j) (he puts up with my dumb humour so he’s a real one)

Me looking at @diazsdimples who happens to be the sweetest boy ever and the bestest midwife-in-training 😘:

[pizzatowerhcs]

OUGHHH I WAS WAITING FOR ONE OF THESE okay have a pedditoise somewhat angsty Headcanon Dump giggles at you (stole these kinda from a reddit user teehee)

-- peddito and the doise were business partners (they had a tv show or something) and LOVERS?!!?!?!?

-- they got into a lil spat thing one day because that evolved into a very aggressive fight thing that ended with the doise killing peddito.

-- the doise managed to get away with it but ended the show out of guilt and stress and paranoia

-- peddito killed him shortly after as a fucked up ghost thing

-- he ended up coming back for some reason and was killed again. and again. and again. and again. it was proven that as long as peddito is around, doisey will never die permanently.

yeah they're also toxic yaoi its canon tour de pizza told me

-🥩🍖 (i came here from dw headcanon thing)

OMG I KNEW I WAS NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SHIPPED THIS....... Also hell yeah toxic yaoi