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Ryan Murphy writing bitchy Queen Bee characters

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Hello. Since you're writing about... well, everything, how about headcanons of Chanel Oberlin dating troublemaker male reader?

This is a first, getting a request for her. 👍

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TAG  DROP  PART  8

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『 chanel oberlin : tag dump . 』

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|| Get to know TAFFYTA MUTTONFUDGE who’s TWENTY-FOUR years old and is a RACER around town. She is from CORONA and is often times mistaken for DUA LIPA while others say she reminds them of TAFFYTA from WRECK IT RALPH. ||

HEADCANONS

being a muttonfudge meant you were special. at least that was how taffyta saw it. her father was a famous racer and ever since taffyta was a kid she knew she wanted to be a racer too. in the beginning her father was hoping for a son to take over his racing legacy and taffyta was pretty aware of that. so she worked extra hard. they never were able to have any kids after taffyta, so they were stuck with her which meant taffyta had to show them she was worth the attention. having a name was one thing for bragging rights, but being good at what she did had to be it. she had to prove to her dad and herself that she was the muttonfudge who was going to carry his legacy.

when she wasn’t racing, she was being an absolute terror at school. she was a mean girl because she felt like there was no one as good as her or worth her time. to taffyta if someone didn’t help her move up in the world, they were nothing. and if they didn’t have as much money or nice things, then they could never help her get far in life. she was mean but she knew how to draw in a crowd and keep her popularity. her parents expected her to be well-liked, keep a low profile for her father’s image, and be the best at everything. her grades were perfect, she always had a boyfriend on her arm, (she is bisexual but lol coming out her parents would disown her) and she made sure to keep it sweet even when she was getting her draco malfoy on.

taffyta’s best memories were racing at king candy’s with her friends. ironically enough, one of her ex friends vanellope ended up being the girl that caused her to grow an even meaner bone in her body. vanellope and taffyta were unlikely friends, but they had the same dream to be the best. and as they grew older taffyta grew more jealous due to how good vanellope was naturally. taffyta couldn’t stand the fact that she would beat her at trial races, ones for fun; but she told herself that when it counted it would be fine because she would beat this girl.

when vanellope beat her at her first ever race it triggered something into taffyta. she felt like a loser for the first time in her life but she also felt the jealousy consume her fully. she cut van out. she told the other racers that vanellope was a loser who cheated. she bullied her, she made the other racers bully her, and to this day that still goes on as far as taffyta is concerned.

to taffyta, that race felt like her one chance to prove to her dad that she wasn’t wasting his time. he had went into early retirement for this and she failed. her hissy fit was so bad that she had to PAY people to not post it online. tears down her face like a fallen primadonna, she has never felt so humiliated in her life. she almost wanted to quit racing and just do nothing like her mother did, but she still felt like she had so much to prove. her father has still not spoken to her directly since and her mother....just let it happen, always putting her husband over her daughter.

her life is pink. pink cars, pink tracksuits, pink everything. she always is wearing something pink because it is her lucky color. she is very superstitious when it comes to luck and makes sure her nails are painted pink before each race.

she has a huge sweet tooth, her treat of choice being a lollipop. her signature phrase is “stay sweet” and it got her a cool candy endorsement in japan. one of her proudest moments she WILL talk about it to anyone.

she was a cheerleader in hs and still did it college. now she takes side gigs coaching when she can. big shocker aye?

SELF-PROCLAIMED QUEEN OF KARAOKE. COME FOR HER THRONE.

she’s insta famous and is constantly on her phone going live for no reason. her friends are probably really tired of her trying to make her life like a reality tv show. honestly she would drop everything to be on reality tv at this point.

her true best friends are her pomeranian named Tiara and her bichon frise named Sprinkles (sorry Rancis)

she is a LEO (birthday august 12th)

her attitude can put chanel oberlin to SHAME

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❛ ✶ (   madison beer, cisfemale, she/her   )   spotted   !   jalissa   berkowitz   was   spotted   singing   along   to   find   my   way   by   dababy   in   hilton   grove  .   you’ve   heard   of   them   right   ?   they   are   a   twenty   two   year   old   pornographic   actress   /   internet   personality   who   has   already   amassed   a   net   worth   of   550m  .   you   should   really   follow   them   on   insta   @callmejalissa  ,   they’re   about   to   hit   89m   followers  .   the   tabloids   have   been   calling   them   the   vixen   because   they   are   known   for   being   whimsical   but   also   a   bit   abrasive  .   though   most   people   recognize   them   by   a   drunken   gaze   staring   into   the   mirror   as   she   holds   finger   guns   to   her   head   ,   a   laugh   too   contagious   ,   leaving   notes   in   lipstick   on   bathroom   mirrors   &   echoing   of   her   mothers   longtime   disapproval   .    —   ooc info   (   mia.   twenty.   est.   she/her.   )

GUYYYSSSS ?! this group ? a masterpiece , wow . im hella excited to get to roleplay with you all . im mia by the way , im twenty ( i’ll be 21 in june what a vibe ) & i live in the est ( a clam chowder eating , dunkin donuts chugging , no Rs havin , boston sports loving new englander ). also i go by she/her pronouns ! i am going to be so honest with you guys . this intro is dummy long . like , i promise i will not judge you if you hmu asking for a quick synopsis of my girl because this shit below this cut ? is a novella & a half , sis . if im very honest i really just needed to flesh her out completely because she’s a new baby of mine ? and i wanted to make sure i really knew her before i put her out on the dash . im so anal about this , i know . anyways , before this little note section gets as long as the intro without further a do ? adu ? idfk ... here’s jalissa , she’s ... a piece of work . also if you'd prefer to plot on discord hmu @ 𝖒𝖌𝖐'𝖘 𝖜𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖊#9789 .

𝐆𝐄𝐓 𝐈𝐍 𝐃𝐄𝐏𝐓𝐇

full name: jalissa  billie-jean  berkowitz nickname: lissa , jals , jb , berks , jalissa cadden ( porn name ) birthday: october 13th birthplace: fort lauderdale , florida hometown: hilton grove residence: hilton grove nationality: american ( est. 1997 through birth ) , british ( est. 1997 automatically a citizen due to mother’s citizenship , passport was claimed est. 2012 ) ethnicity: askenazi jewish ( maternal & paternal , 100% ) religion: judaism orientation: pansexual , panromantic ( she never really came out per say , people just kind of know she’s attracted to all genders . her family is very religious and she’s very involved with her synagogue so she’s made the choice not the necessarily put a label on her sexuality but is open about loving people no matter gender ) languages spoken: english ( fluent , first language ) , yiddish ( fluent , second language ) , spanish ( fluent , third language ) , german ( conversational , fourth language ) . father: henry  christian  berkowitz  ( 50 years old )  was born & raised in fort lauderdale , florida by a politician / banking heir & talk show host / philanthropist . henry himself went on to follow in his father’s footsteps and serve as a us senator for two terms & currently is the ceo of berkowitz capital . ( relationship:  it’s never been perfect but the love is clear in the relationship & he’s been much better at being supportive of her in recent years . certainly a daddy’s little girl even when you do wrong you can’t do much wrong type of situation ) mother : austen  sylvia  rachelson-berkowitz  ( 48 years old ) was born & raised in westminster ,  england up until her teens when she & her mother moved to washington dc after her mother had become the incumbent uk ambassador to the united states . austen was crowned miss usa at the age of 20 & later went on to follow in her families long time involvement in politics ( holding former offices as a us representative as well as governor for two terms ) . today she spends much of her time putting her law degree to work on criminal cases . ( relationship: they’ve never been close & have never quite seen eye to eye . since jalissa was nineteen she & her mom haven’t said more than ten words to one another & if they have it’s never necessarily positive ) brother: kenneth  patrick  berkowitz  ( 24 years old ) was born in fort lauderdale , florida & raised in hilton grove . he shares the same parents as jalissa and is the couples first born & only son . kenneth is following in the berkowitz footsteps & is heading the uk sector for berkowitz capital since graduating from columbia university a couple years back . ( relationship: the two siblings have always been close. they had a similar friend group growing up & alot of the same interests . they’re still rather close to this day despite being countries away from one another ) sister: sariah  rachel  berkowitz ( 19 years old )  was born in fort lauderdale , florida & raised in hilton grove . she shares the same parents as jalissa and is the couples last born . sariah currently attends stanford university where she’s on a pre med track . ( relationship: the two were often at each other’s necks growing up . mostly because how similar they are to one another . as of recently the two have grown close , though , with sariah fessing up to looking up to her older sister ) social class: upper education: highschool diploma ( hilton grove highschool g. 2015 ) career: youtuber ( from 2014-present ) , pornographic actress ( from 2016-present ) , podcaster (from 2018-present ) notoriety: being apart of the prominent berkowitz family , having one of the top 10 most watched pornographic movies , her podcast with her best friend tickets to our downfall  & her youtube channel callmejalissa . weight: 122lbs  height: 5′4″ hair color: brown ( with blonde highlights ) eye color: hazel ( wears blue contacts sometimes ) positive traits: whimsical , astute , extroverted , affectionate , quick , intelligent , friendly , ambitious , passionate , humorous , loyal , compassionate , effervescent negative traits: opportunistic , recalcitrant , hypocritical , vain , critical , stubborn , distant , sneaky , abrasive , sarcastic , obsessive , vengeful , reckless , arrogant likes: black coffee , birthday parties , lying , sunshine , baby pink , glossy lips , gossiping , stand up comedy , sunkissed skin , dogs , peanut butter , popping champagne bottles , driving with the windows down , swimming , mimosas , oversized sweaters , taco bell , cranberry juice , makeup , football , cosmetic work , arguing , online shopping , exotic foods , jewelry the price of a car , fresh berries , roller skating dislikes: liars , driving in the snow , her mother , jelly , basketball , bad drivers , when people lie about their cosmetic work , sushi , hateful people , disloyalty , overly emotional people , romance , being alone ,  astrology enthusiasts , hospitals , silence , cheap perfume , criticism , traffic , being late , red wine , short hair , anything banana or grape flavored  hobbies: reading magazines , dancing to her newly curated playlist in the mirror , gossiping with her grandparents , video editing , meddling , going for brunch , goat yoga , drinking alcohol while snuggled up in bed , painting alternate universe cartoons , attending big soirees , making impulsive decisions , smoking weed , sleepovers with her closest friends , suntanning on yacht decks , late night instagram lives , marilyn monroe movie marathons  chara inspo: kourtney kardashian , emily nelson ( a simple favor ) , tan france ( queer eye ) , evie zamora ( thirteen ) , rebekah mikaelson ( the vampire diaries ) , jennifer check ( jennifer’s body ) , gabrielle solis ( desperate housewives ) , regina george ( mean girls ) , lucifer morningstar ( lucifer ) , kathryn merteuli ( cruel intentions ) , veronica lodge ( riverdale ) , chanel oberlin ( scream queens ) , samantha jones ( sex and the city ) , andie anderson ( how to lose a guy in 10 days ) , blair waldorf ( gossip girl ) , naomi lapaglia ( wolf of wall street ) , maddy perez ( euphoria ) , kat hernandez ( euphoria ) fashion inspo: fran drescher , bella hadid , alex chung , madison beer , romee strijd , kendall jenner , selena gomez  career inspo: tana mongeau , jordan lipscombe , sofia franklyn , alexdandra cooper , lana rhodes , abella danger headcanons: she has one hundred percent smashed the windows in an exes car , she drives a black range rover , vandalized an exes home before , says “ harely quinn is my spirit animal “ once a day , is not the type of ask if you’re okay with her vlogging , has slept with rock stars and couldn’t care less that they’re basically the age of dirt at this point , is actually very sad when she’s not putting on the vivacious front in front of people , dances on tables whens she’s drunk , its not a party unless someone has offered her a line  

𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀

the   berkowitz   family name has long been one that holds prestige & power . among the 1% for over a century . they are a prominent banking family that has had their hands in the pots of nearly every big banking company across the nation . coming into the united states after word broke of the california gold rush back in 1849 , the berkowitz brother’s were of the lucky few to acquire pounds of gold by the thousands . later founding what would become a leading investment bank known as berkowitz capital . the generations to follow would capitalize on the head start given to them by the two brothers . expanding the family company as well as the knowledge of the family name through heavy involvement in politics alongside the kennedy’s . since as early as 1953 there has always been a berkowitz family member actively appointed to a political role ( governor , senator , representative , us ambassador , etc ) . although the families roots within the states are documented in the capital of california , as generations went on they made their way over to the east coast , with most of the family members now residing in southern florida . 

the   rachelson   family is a prominent political family . synonymous with power & eloquence . with their rise initially taking place in the british parliament . many escaped to england from germany between 1933-1935 . they hadn’t settled into the states until jocelyn rachelson ( jalissa’s maternal grandmother ) was appointed the united kingdoms ambassador to the united states in 1987 . the rachelson’s have since had heavy involvement in the us government , both behind the scenes and at the forefront . much of the rachelson family have stayed within the european union ( germany & poland ) as well as england . although the few that followed jocelyn to the states now reside in washington dc and the tri-state area .

henry & austen had met through their mutual friends . it didn’t take long before the two became a rather public couple , a supercouple if you would ( similar to that of a brangelina of the 1% ) . although they’d met in new york the two decided that when it was time to start a family they wanted to move to hilton grove , an island austen had eyed for years . instead they found themselves moving down to fort lauderdale where henry had grown up . before they knew it , they were three kids deep in settling down in fort lauderdale . austen’s anger from never wanting to build a life in florida started to tumble into the relationship & the daily life of the family & so in an effort to recover the marriage henry agreed to moving the family up to hilton grove , where they have resided ever since .

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐉𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐀 𝐄𝐑𝐀

jalissa was born the second of three children and oh boy does she suffer from middle child syndrome , riddled with a envy and a need to be in the mix . the berkowitz household , although , from the outside looking in looked like a fabulous family life was anything but . jalissa , like her siblings , was born on a pedestal & what came attached with that was even higher expectations from her parents . her parents found a way to be extremely authoritarian & uninvolved all at the same time . they were very dismissive if you disappointed them & everything jalissa did seemingly did just that .

for a long time she was obsessed with getting her parents approval , she’d turned life into a silent competition between herself & her siblings . she befriended only the people her parents approved of , did all the events they asked her to do , did everything she could to excel academically & only dated people who were of benefit to her parents ( people who’s parents where also in high places ) . 

during highschool she joined the model un , debate team , and soccer team . if it were up to jalissa & not her parents she’d probably had joined the cheerleading team but her mother would never let that fly . it was too “ self indulgent “ to fit the family brand ( if only she’d known what would be coming years later lol ) .

it wasn’t until she was seventeen that she started to deviate from her parents wishes . of course , the catalyst to this was a boy , one her parents hadn’t really approved of but jalissa was completely head over heels for him . he really helped her boost her confidence to be her own person ? and not allow her parents to treat her like a puppet . with his encouragement she started her youtube channel , something she’d wanted to do for years but her mother had shot down the idea anytime jalissa brought it up . it was once again too “ self indulgent ” . the channel known as callmejalissa was an outlet for her , talking to a camera was the most heard she’d felt in seventeen years of her life . and god she knew that was hella sad . she really grew to view her subscribers as family & by the time her channel was brought to her parents attention ( more like her mothers , her dad had found her channel just four months after she’d made it and promised not to tell her mother so long as she was smart about what she posted ) she was about to turn eighteen and there wasn’t much they could do to stop her from doing it .

at eighteen she’d graduated highschool salutatorian with offers from university of pennsylvania & brown university . in all honesty she didn’t wnat to go to college , she saw it as a complete waste of her time . it wasn’t like she was going to do anything with the degree anyways . it would simply be a point of bragging for her parents at events & at this point she really could care less about them being able to brag to their friends . she knew she had to play along though , because this was the same year she was going to receive her first half of her trust fund ( a whoopin 500m , yes her trust fund in total will be 1b her parents are grossly wealthy guys ) so she bamboozled ? her parents , promising she’d committed to attending penn just so they’d allow for the money to be released to her account . she moved out of the house , literally moving into a house of her own a couple blocks from her parents house & claimed she was living in pennsylvania for college . we stan a sneaky binch .

two months later her parents were at her front door , though , ready to give her an ear full . her mother basically disowned her at this point . telling her how every year jalissa found a new way to be a bigger disappointment . her dad kind of played good cop , like he normally would because her mother often dug into her pretty deeply . to the point where any insecurity ( even though with the way she carries herself you’d never think she has any ) she has stems from something her mother has said / called her in the past . if henry berkowitz had a soft spot , it was certainly jalissa , it that had only grown clearly with the harsher austen became on the girl .

a few months before her nineteenth birthday a sex tape was released of jalissa cheating on her boyfriend at the time . it was a drunken mistake she’d made around the time of her mother basically disowning her , but that explanation did suffice for her boyfriend who inevitably broke things off with her . although this was a horrific time she’d received an abundance of offers to film more tapes . it was enticing to say the least . she was someone who loved intercourse but also had this deeply rooted desire to get back at her mother ? and what better way to do so then to something so far left from what her mother was about . this was next level disappointment in the eyes of austen berkowitz . the only thing that made sense ( in her mind ) was to dive head first into the porn industry .

like you’d expect her parents had a fit when they found out about her new career choice . although her internet fame had soared to new heights and her youtube & instagram followers were loving every second of this move . her mom was currently serving as governor and has since not been able to get elected in the political world since jalissa became one of the top porn stars around . they basically blacklisted her & jalissa feels no remorse , she’s gone so far as telling her mother “ sucks to be shunned , huh? ” .

although it took her dad a while to come around , he cares far too much to shut her out . 

not to long after jalissa & her best friend started their podcast tickets to our downfall , it’s a mix of call her daddy & the basement yard , basically two besties talking on a level that most people wouldn’t want to leave the privacy of their own space , giving advice , hoe tricks , and telling funny stories of their past . it a total hit & one of jalissa’s favorite things to do .

she live sin the same house she has since she was eighteen . she lives on her own with three dogs and a cat . she absolutely hates being alone and so maggie ( a tan corgi puppy ) , louis ( a  yellow lab puppy ) , humphrey ( a chocolate lab ) , and cedric ( a orange scottish fold ) are her babies that keep her sane in her big ole home . 

𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 

as you can tell jalissa is chaotic , impulsive , reactive , and overall just searching for attention . she doesn’t care if the attention she receives is for the wrong reason or not , as long as she’s getting it . despite this she’s a good person ? i promise . she’s very friendly , loves a good joke & having a good time . very fun loving . she’s the type of person to try and bring up everyone else’s mood even when she isn’t feeling 100% herself . she’s loyal to those she deems are loyal to her . sometimes she’s bad a seeing who is actually loyal to her though & will be disloyal to someone who actually has her back ? oops . she’s definitely not the type to sugar coat anything for you , she tells it like it is & refuses to apologize if that hurts your feelings . if you cross her ? i’ll be praying for you . she’s the type to fuck your s/o , tell your boss some wild story about you & dump alcohol over your head at an event all in the matter of a week . don’t get her going , she’s absolutely relentless . with that said she’d very affectionate ... ? you can catch her hugging up on whoever is next to her at all times . touch is her love language , because lord knows she’s no sweetheart . she hates the stereotype of porn stars / internet personalities being ditzy , although she didn’t attend university she was accepted into two ivy leagues based off her academic abilities alone . the girl is intelligent & enjoys having a clever conversation from time to time .

𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍

a girl squad or just a squad in general really , give my baby her lil group of people please

her ex boyfriend from when she was seventeen ( he’s mentioned above ) but basically he’s the one who encouraged her to not let her parents make her their puppet , they didn’t approve of him , jalissa fell head over heels for him . they would’ve dated for nearly two years because the sex tape of her cheating on him came out .

the person she cheated on her ex with ? maybe they’re the one who leaked the sex tape ? maybe they never even told jalissa they were recording ? 

her best friend that she does the tickets to our downfall podcast with ? these two are literally like twins , just two peas in a pod ( pun intended )

fans of her work ? and im not taking about her youtube channel or podcast 

ex hook ups that think she’s crazy ? she probably gave them reason to think so lbr

frenemies give me blair & serena circa season one type of shit

just plain old enemies , they were probably friends at one point or maybe just have always disliked one another ? 

smoking buddies were they literally just hot box cars together and munch on taco bell talking about why sound vibrates & shit 

someone who isn’t afraid to confess their love for jalissa but her damaged ass refuses to confess her feelings for them ? so it’s just this constant cycle of them having a good time , them being sweet & her just gets weirdly quite & starring at them before she complaining about them going and ruining the vibes

she’s a bad influence on them ? they’re a good influence on her ? ride or dies ? partners in crime ? only friends when there is a substance involved ? sugar baby vibes ? unlikely friends ? flings ? crush ? friends with benefits ? everytime they are around one another its a fight ? someone she lets crash at her place sometimes ? someone she’s backstabbed & maybe they don’t even know she has & they still think she’s a ride or die for them ?

[peinde]

Mun’s Asks: RP Edition

1. What was your first impression of the roleplay community on Tumblr? And what’s your impression of it now? it seemed really big and vibrant with lots of creative energy. now i see it was a hellscape from which i can never escape :,) 2. Tell us about the first fandom you roleplayed in. Are you still part of it or have you moved onto others? Homestuck. i tried moving onto a few others, but found i’m only good at RPing Feferi anyway 3. Who was your first muse? Feferi Peixes 4. How many roleplay blogs do you have? active? 3. in total? 4. 5. What’s your oldest roleplay blog? i have one that’s inactive RN. it started a couple months before i started this one 6. What are your thoughts on the current roleplay trends on here right now? i don’t tend to keep up with many trends TBH. full-sized art on each and every thread reply isn’t really the funnest thing to see on your dash though. coloured/font-formatted text is cool in theory, but i both don’t exactly know how to do it nor do i really want to put much effort into it.  7. What is the one trend you miss the most that’s no longer popular or seen as much as it was before? TBH i’m not really sure. people still do a lot of the things they did when i got into it. maybe i just miss the variety of websites available at the time 8. Are there other websites you roleplay on that’s not on Tumblr? not really, unless you count Discord 9. How long have you been roleplaying? since 2011 10. Are there any fandom(s) you avoid roleplaying in? not really 11. What made you start wanting to roleplay? it honestly looked like fun. it was right around the time i’d just discovered Homestuck and it opened my eyes to RPing as a whole 12. Are there any characters you’re interested in wanting to roleplay as? if i had the knowledge for it, i’d try my hand at a Zahhak 13. Are you interested in creating an oc and roleplaying as them? i’ve created one before, but her blog’s gone now 14. What are your thoughts on duplicates? they’re cool 15. What’s your impression on blogs who are selective/private? i don’t tend to pay much attention 16. What do you expect from others when they want to roleplay? not much TBH. i guess patience? it’s really annoying seeing 5+ messages a day telling me it’s my turn or just linking me the thread. 17. What are your thoughts on people who goes all out on the aesthetic for their blogs? Do you think they’re have the right to express their creativity however they want? i think it’s pretty dope, so long as it’s still accessible and doesn’t crowd the dash. also, please use your own art for icons. it’s asinine when people use uncredited art that they didn’t ask permission to use for their icons and then tell others not to use their icons. 18. What’s the one thing you want to try the most on your blog? i’ve always wanted Fef to have a mad scientist cult that functions like Chanel Oberlin’s sorority in Scream Queens 19. Give us a headcanon about your muse that you never shared to anyone else or wanting to explore deeper. just how her stupidity works. she’s a very specific type of stupid that on one hand would get her perceived as brilliant. 20. Is there someone you admire on here? i admire quite a few people TBH. crepuxulum and lichaltar’s artworks are really amazing! rabbit-trolls’ dedication to their characters’ lore and backstories is breath-taking. cyberneticlagomorph takes storytelling to a whole new level. marquise-mindfang is a master at muse relationships.  21. What is it you prefer: angst, fluff, or smut? Why? i don’t really prefer many genres over another. i like to just have threads that revolve around a certain activity and just let it branch off from there. my favourite threads are when they shift from genre to genre, just letting the characters’ interactions flow 22. If you could recommend at least five blogs to your followers, who would they be? TBH i’m not really sure. 23. What’s the one thing you dislike about the roleplaying community on Tumblr? i hate the witch-hunting, the callout posts, the “don’t follow if you interact with ___” or “if you interact with ___ i’m blocking you” without any further explanation. because of that, i refuse to really recommend blogs and i have a very narrow list of people i truly trust in the community. 24. Where do you draw your inspiration from? Spongebob Squarepants, Ariana Grande, Cat Valentine and Chanel Oberlin are all my characterization inspos for Feferi 25. Do you still keep in touch with your old roleplay partners? a few of them, yeah 26. Is there anything you can change about your skills as a roleplayer? i wish i had more consistency, but i suffer from mental fog a lot. even when i try to type out a response, the fog can kick into high gear and i just can’t do anything. it can take weeks or even months for it to go away and by then i always assume my partners have moved on 27. What songs do you listen to when wanting to get into the mood of roleplaying? i don’t really listen to anything. if i consume media that involve Fef’s inspos i can get pretty creative though 28. Ever had a falling out with a partner? yes, a few actually 29. Which fandom(s) do you wanna roleplay in/crossover with but you’re too afraid to approach? i don’t have very many in mind, but i do love crossovers 30. Other than roleplaying, what’s your favorite hobby? drawing (ask me if i do so though)

[nocakesformissedith]

Chanel Oberlin is like

Yes I fake it and sometimes cry during sex with my boyfriend

Yes when having sex with a man I play on my phone and pay no attention to him (usually texting pictures of myself to my girl friends)

Yes I get the girls I find prettiest to join my posse

Yes I want to be woken up by said pretty girls everyday

Yes I have a vaguely dom/sub relationship with them

Yes I watch my female friend masturbate frequently and have cameras in her room

Yes I respond to a girl framing me for murder by letting her move in with me and constantly praise her and simp over her

yes I think the only lesbian I know is ‘kind of cute in a "if bruce lee were a dj" kind of way’

Yes my way of insulting my rival is to call her a “walking jawline”

Yes I see my female idol in slow motion with romantic lighting when she walks up to me

Yes my mom was repressive and forced me to be her idea of “perfect”

Yes I’m straight 😌😌 #hetpride

[druish--princess]

Chanels 1, 3, and 5 and Zayday for the character ask meme??

Chanel Oberlin:

favorite thing about themher wardrobe

least favorite thing about themher racism

favorite line“what fresh hell is this?”

brOTPHer and Number Three

OTPnone

nOTPHer and Number Five

random headcanonShe’s seriously depressed and probably has several clinical disorders but she’s never going to see a therapist.

unpopular opinionUhhh...I find Number Five way more attractive than her.

song i associate with themBubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds

favorite picture of themanything when she’s dressed as Jackie Kennedy

Chanel #3 (Sadie Swenson)

favorite thing about themeverything. does that count? i love number three so damn much

least favorite thing about themI wish one of her love interests survived

favorite line“clearly you guys have never been hunted by a serial killer before” or “please don’t kill me. i’m kinda gay too.”

brOTPHer and Chanel.

OTPHer and Sam, although she and Cassidy were pretty cute too

nOTPnone, really. Her and the other Chanels, I guess.

random headcanonI highly doubt she’s actual Charles Manson’s daughter.

unpopular opinionnone, really.

song i associate with themNumb by Lincoln Park or Girls like Girls by Hayley Kiyoko

favorite picture of themit’s a gif but

Chanel #5 (Libby Putney)

favorite thing about themthat scene where she kicked that guy for insulting Tyler and screamed “and I do not have teeth in my vagina!!!!!”

least favorite thing about themI mean I just hate her family life. Like she’s had it so rough. Poor thing.

favorite line“Sometimes, I tend to overreact.”

brOTPher and Chanel (in the asylum), her and Number Three (whenever they were plotting to kill Chanel)

OTPThis is maybe a crackship, but I’ve always thought her and Hester could have made a great couple. I mean who wants Chanel to die more than Number Five??

nOTPHer and Chanel.

random headcanonShe’s bi, and she murdered at least a few of the people that were supposedly killed by the Red Devil or the Green Meanie.

unpopular opinionWhy does everyone act like she’s ugly?? Abigail Breslin is fucking gorgeous, even by TV standards.

song i associate with them“Yes Girl” by Bea Miller.

favorite picture of them

look at her she’s so cute!!!

Zayday

favorite thing about themwhen she stabbed the Red Devil with a fork

least favorite thing about themher friendship with Grace. Girl you can do better!

favorite line“i have a real problem with your casual racism” 

brOTPI wish she teamed up with the Chanels more.

OTPnone.

nOTPnone. 

random headcanonshe likes horror movies? she visited the Chanels in the asylum.

unpopular opinionSeason 2 was better than Season 1 because she was the main character.

song i associate with them“Survivor” by Destiny’s Child

favorite picture of them

[teaspoonofhoney]

Random ML headcanons (feel free to add on)

• Chat Noir is more Tumblr famous that LB

• A lot of people at school ship Marichat considering he has saved her like 6 times

• Ladybug and Chat Noir fight non-Akuma crimes/ disasters too

- “ it’s getting a lil heated” “chat we’re in a burning building”

• Marinette is a really good singer

• Akuma Alerts (yknow like the ones that show up on your phone)

- Also “Chat Noir on the loose” because he runs around quite often and happens to scare a lot of parisians & tourists because they think an Akumas happening

• Because Chat Noir runs away around so much like 60% of Paris knows him personally

• Marinette has a disguise just incase she loses her earrings

• Marinette’s bakery is #6 on TOP TEN THINGS TO DO WHEN IN PARIS

• Everyone in social media trinna figure out who these kids are

- “this week on Buzzfeed Unsolved we cover the mysterious secret identities of Ladybug and Chat Noir.” (don’t fuck with me i love Ryan and Shane)

• Adrien curses like a sailor

• Nino was probably Vine famous before it shut down

• Marinette’s grandmother is Miranda Priestly from The Devil Wears Prada

• Marinette is the girl who thinks she’s total shit but half the school has a crush on her

• Adrien pretends he doesn’t know (cmon guys he’s chat noir)

• Chloe is hella gay

• Marinette considers Chat Noir as one of her best friends

• if Chat Noir was ever to visit Mari (like in the fanfics), she’d probably beat his ass with a lamp

• Nino calls Adrien “Rupunzel” sometimes

• The whole class constantly do the “The Floor’s Lava” challenge

• Adrien reads Ladynoir fanfiction

• The public thinks LB & CN are perfect for each other too

-Ladybug = logic and strategy

-Chat Noir = passion and trust

^ literally what’s on half of their merch

• there’s a whole brand of clothes based of Akuma’s costumes

• Father Tom is taller that Father Gabriel

• Marinette feels bad because everyone hates Lila so she takes her in

• Alya is a die hard Game Of Thrones fan

• Chloe has pictures of Sharpay Evans, Regina George, and Chanel Oberlin in her locker for inspiration

• Mari listens to Cardi B

• LB & CN hang all their fan letters and fan art on their wall

• Adrien’s middle name starts with an “A”

- so his anitial’s are “AAA”

• Ladybug likes to take the children from hospitals and orphanages shopping on their birthdays and holidays

• whenever kids are asked what they wanna be when they grow up they say “Ladybug”

THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN

• Mari gets “mistaken” for LB a lot

-*in the bakery talking to an american tourist*

“has anyone ever told you you look like Ladybug?”

“no, they usually tell me i look like Marinette.”

“who the fuck is that?”

“me, bitch.”

• Kim and Mari are really good friends

• Chat Noir likes to jump scare LB

-she usually just laughs “you’re an asshole Chat Noir”

[call-me-ish]

my esmé squalor fancasts

it’s kinda pointless posting this now that we know Lucy Punch is esmé but I just wanted to share my thoughts.

1. Genevieve Padalecki

Known for: Ruby 2.0 on Supernatural

Gen can totally pull off a badass female villian, and she looks how I headcanon esmé too.

2. Miriam Giovanelli

Known for: Patricia Màrquez on Galeriàs Velvet (at least, this is where I know her from)

asoue probably wouldn’t cast a foreign actress who isn’t well known in North America, but her as esmé makes so much sense. Her character on galerias velvet was esmé to a T: ruthless and fashionable. she also married a pushover of a man for strategic reasons. (honestly they should just have cast Gorka Otxoa as jerome he would have been fuckin perfect)

3. Emma Roberts

Known for: Chanel Oberlin on Scream Queens, Madison and Maggie on American Horror Story, a lot of other stuff

she was perfect as chanel in scream queens, who is basically a college-aged version of esmé. all she would need to do is amp up the murderous factor and lose the temper tantrums. 

i don’t know a lot of actresses so this list is p short but yea! thats who i’d choose for esme if i was in charge of that lol

[fateled-blog]

tag dump:  chanel oberlin

[rightminds-blog]

tag dump: chanel oberlin

[civilheart-blog]

tag dump: chanel oberlin.

[turnedinka]

scream queens !!

what character caught your eye when you first watched: chanel oberlin. i started watching because of emma like ??? anYWAY.your first favourite character: chanel no 5.what is your favourite character now: chanel no 5.describe why you love your favourite character: gah okay so i fell in love with no 5 because she just seemed like such a bitch and chanel’s right hand and then she became the target of 99% of the jokes in show and i became protective -- and we all know what happens when i become protective of a characterwhat is some development that you wish they had implemented on the show  (  keep it positive  ): i have not finished season two yet, but i feel as if the second season was kinda different from the first one and it made me bored sometimes. i don’t know, i wish they had made the new characters more interesting or something. also can we just get rid of the vag/inal teeth joke?a ship that never got together but shipped: am i allowed to say pete and chanel? will i go to hell for this one? also zayday and grace.a ship that did get together and wanted it to be endgame: chanel / chad.what is your favourite season: season one, but i have’t finished season two so.what is your favourite episode: the pilot.talk about an episode that was significant for a favourite character: gah okAY LET’S TALK ABOUT THE SEASON ONE FINALE. it was incredibly important for almost all of my favorites because of the resolution, the reveal of pete’s involvement, the reveal of the chanels’ names and how it showed the chanels living peacefully. even hester’s monologue that opens the second half of the ep was really good. i just really love the season one finale but i am too tired to gush. what is one of your favourite headcanons about one of the characters, it can be canon or fanon: I LOVE MY HEADCANON WITH LIZ THAT NO 3 AND NO 5 ARE BEST FRIENDS AND NO 5 LOVES NO 3, EVEN THOUGH NO 3 IS DEAD INSIDE. never forget that one meme where no 3 admitted that no 5 was her best friend and i teared up.if your favourite character could crossover into another fandom, what would that fandom be: dead of summer, probably.if any character could date someone from another fandom, who would your otp be: hester and kieran -- just imagine.

re:  @hallfhearted  /  meme  /  accepting.