#黑花 heihua

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I can still see you

Happy birthday @cozyteademon! Thank you for introducing me to these boys (and for the caption)! I hope this next year of your life is gonna be amazing! With some luck maybe almost as amazing as you are! <<3

[yueli1004]

(„• ֊ •„)♡ 🕶️ 🌸

gays (⚆ᴗ⚆) ... I mean guys! (ಠ_ಠ)

stop fucking ( •ิ▿•ิ) ... I mean fighting!! ( •ิ Θ •ิ)

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HeiHua 🕶️🌸

[drinkupthesunrise]

as is tradition when @ilgaksu comes to visit, I made a heihua cake. and as the heihua movie is now award-winning … we’ll, obviously, that was what we had to celebrate.

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 3

Part 1, Part 2

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1. Heihua and Xilaimian's couple therapy.

【黑花】金牌调解

2. Another excellent series of Wu Xie observing Heihua

【黑花】北京流水账

3. Su Wan on Shahai era Heihua

【黑花】归雪

4. Heihua, breaking up, making up and birthdays

【黑花】潮汐

5. Wu Xie pov where Heihua turn into babies

【黑花】雨村流水账 Chapter 4: 花有重开日

6. Heihua Good Omens au

【黑花】战争启示录

7. This is a Pingxie fic with a lot of Cuxie where it dwells on Li Cu's one sided affection, followed by Pingxie getting together.

I don't normally read Cuxie but really loved this one.

【瓶邪】此时此刻

8. Brilliant, heart breakingly beautiful oneshot where Wu Xie decides to get a vasectomy because... yeah. Contains some HuaXie and some more with female characters, no Pingxie. I highly rec this fic tho

太子

9. Huaxie in the era where Wu Xie was snake venoming and drinking sprite by himself. E-rated, from Xiaohua 2nd person pov.

【花邪】黑盒·其一

10. Zhang Haike/Zhang Qiling, back when Zhang Qiling first started working as the patriarch.

【客瓶】《他那时爱吃，张海客一直记到现在》

11. Heihua seaside vacation au where rich businessman Xiaohua meets lifeguard/tourist guide and other odd-jobby Xiazi. Fun read with very witty banter.

【黑花】海螺先生

12. Wu Xie on shaving his head

【瓶邪】头发

13. Wu Xie on Xiaoge's hood

【瓶邪】瓶盖

14. At Golmud, ZQL is the warden, Wu Xie is a psychiatry professor, Xiazi is the Dean, Li Cu the kid Wu Xie plans adopt after marriage, and Su Wan the new intern. Su Wan pov from the moment he arrives at the sanatorium to slowly uncovering the mysteries underneath its perfect facade. A quick, amazing read full of suspense and witty humor, contains confirmed offscreen Pingxie, offscreen Huaxie backstory and suggested Heixie.

【黑邪/ALL邪】格尔木疯人院

15. An amazing Xiazi pov Heixie, with introspection and character study after Xiazi went fully blind in Ghost Banquet, how he tries to readjust himself in the world and his deep love and care for Wu Xie

今世

16. XiuHuaHeiXiePang have a meal together. Yes you read that right.

【黑邪/花秀】不應有恨

17. A 3rd person pov from a gay stranger who gets acquainted with Wu Xie in his Guan Gen era, and his observations of Wu Xie and later, Pingxie. Full of admiration, slight hero worship but also grounded realism.

【瓶邪】你有没有见过他

18. HeiPingXie extremely E Dom/Sub fic, very sweet and lovely despite the intensity

【黑瓶邪】絨布收納盒

19. By the same writer, SFW gentle HeiXie

【黑邪】我發誓一點都不想你

20. A very interesting take on what might possibly happen to Xiazi after the still unfinished novel Ghost Banquet

[瓶黑] 《如是我闻》

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[ninbayphua]

Ultimate Note: Extra Episode Pt.1/3 【Eng Sub】

I've never actually done any professional subbing for videos before so this is a really amateurish job at translating but hopefully it's enough for those who would like to watch the special episode with English subtitles?

(Also, sorry about the watermark, I have the tech savviness of a cat and that was the only program I could find online that lets me add subtitles to a video 😅)

[ninbayphua]

Me and every ship I have in existence: moronsexual

What's your sexuality

stupid

[yueli1004]

hmm...hmmmmmm ( •ิ Θ •ิ)

I see why people were losing it after his appearance in tibetan sea flower (╥ᴗ╥)

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🕶️🌸💤

[drinkupthesunrise]

@ilgaksu is once again visiting and so once again, I made a heihua cake.

(it reads 恭喜小花和黑爷结婚了 which roughly means “congratulations to xiao hua and master hei on your marriage”)

[ninbayphua]

Xiao Hua tryna distract Hei Ye

Trash panda!

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 2

Part 1, Part 3

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1. Heihua fic where Xiaohua works overtime and Xiazi tries to get him to talk about stress and relax.

【黑花】变成猫咪就可以尽情害怕

2. Xiazi talks to Wu Xie about the difficulties of raising flowers and cats, and Wu Xie is as dumb as always

【黑花】养花不养猫

3. Li Cu on Shahai era Wu Xie (and about what he's heard about Zhang Qiling)

【瓶邪】摩挲。

4. Li Cu and Su Wan get lost and Wu Xie gets called by police.

【瓶邪】苏万说我好大了，我二十了（上）

5. Heihua snowball fight

【黑花】一个脑洞

6. A short and sweet Heixie in training era

领如蝤蛴

7. Huaxie hang out in one of Xiaohua's remote places

Instant Noodles & Cigarettes

8. (Same author. Highly rec everything by them) Shahi era Heixie.... I don't know how to describe this. You have to read it.

狗牌

9. I dunno why but don't usually like actor aus (maybe because they kind of give an RPF vibe without being rpf? Idk) but I enjoyed this Actor!Xiazi and Scripwriter!Wu Xie story

【邪黑】潜规则（正文+番外）

10. Cute and short Racoon!Xiazi and Kitty!Xiaohua au

【黑花】A Fair Tale

11. Huaxie marry off meimei

【盗笔|秀花邪】我们仨

12. Huaxie hangout at a bar after work

【盗笔|花邪】布鲁斯之夜

13. Huaxie in a world that NASA predicted will end in 30 years. An amazing read.

【盗笔|花邪】如果一生只有三十岁 大纲

14. Huaxie in a world where all romantic pairings are decided and enforced by a system.

【盗笔|花邪】第1001次重逢

15. Xiaohua hears a rumor that Xiazi is impotent

众所周知，黑瞎子是个阳痿

16. Heihua soulmate au

解雨臣四次嫌弃他的灵魂伴侣，一次他认命了

17. Heihua being wholesome fucked up weirdos (what's new). No dolphins were harmed in the making of this fic (I think).

鱼丸粗面

18. The only two Pangxie Chinese fics I was able to find :(

【胖邪】走了

【胖邪】一辈子都可以

19. Epistolary HeiXie

【邪黑】致吾友

20. HuaXie, Wu Xie gets to see what it's like when Xiaohua is drunk. It's Explicit and idk why it's labelled All Xie, it's not

All邪娱乐圈——流欢17

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[ninbayphua]

Someone changed the lyrics of the original song into a HeiHua rendition and I’m ded. The sheer crack and references! Also, the flame on Nan Pai San Shu lmaooo. Anyways, I tried doing the English translation if anyone needs it, hopefully it makes sense!

In case anyone needs a reference to who is singing what: 黑 = Hei      花 = Hua

套花杆 （Flower Harnessing Pole）

花： 给我一部手机一件粉红的衣裳  Give me a mobile phone and a pink shirt 袖口蕾丝彰显直男的形象！ Lace cuffs highlights the image of a straight man (uh huhhh OuO) 给我一次相遇在沙海的篇章 Give me a chapter of a meeting at the Sea of Sand (aww, come to think about it, he didn’t get to meet Hei Ye in ShaHai, they never any direct contact until the end when Hei Ye got a call from Hua-er Ye and answered the call with THE most tender expression on his face saying ‘Hua-er~’ in the most honey covered tone human and inhumanly possible.) 给我一支喷雾剂 霸气又防狼 Give me a spray, it’s domineering and keeps the wolves at bay (did he just call Hei Ye a wolf lmaoo but to be fair, a valid comparison)

黑： 给我一副墨镜一挺拉风的机枪 Give a pair of sunglasses and a cool machine gun 徒弟短命却都拿我当榜样！ My apprentices are short lived but they all see me as a role model! (r.i.p Su Wan and Wu Xie) 给我一个拍卖公司的董事长 Give me a chairman of an auction company (Hua-er Ye??? OuO) 给我青椒炒肉丝 十年不发黄 Give me shredded pork stir-fried with green peppers that doesn’t spoil even after ten years

花： 戴墨镜的汉子你又在耍流氓  Sunglasses wearing fellow, you’re behaving like a rascal again (I see Hei Ye has been flirting with Xiao Hua. AGAIN.)

黑： 粉衬衫的当家 像朵花儿一样 Pink shirt wearing head of house looks just like a flower (OuO)

花： 缩骨易容和逃亡 土豪不好当  Contortion, disguise, and escaping, it’s not easy being a tycoon (lmaoooooo)

黑： 按摩逃租火并 样样都在行  Massage, rent evasion, internal fighting between factions, I’m an expert at it all (Hei Ye, you really shouldn’t sound so proud of this, it’s lowkey illegal)

花： 戴墨镜的汉子你又在秀智商 Sunglasses wearing fellow, you’re showing off your intelligence again (oh ho? OuO)

黑： 粉衬衫的当家 就是不买账 Pink shirt wearing head of house still won’t buy it though (not surprised XD)

花： 十一年的交情 谁都不要讲 Eleven years of friendship, don’t tell anyone 

黑： 四合院里早有一张 双人床  There’s long since been a double bed in the courtyard house (OwO)

花： 给我一个结局一个完美的天堂 Give me an ending, a perfect heaven 给我一个世界任意去想象 Give me a world that’s up to me to imagine

黑： 给我一个三叔一个卖腐的奸商 Give me a third uncle and a queerbaiting profiteer (lmaoooo that flame) 等到谜底全解开，你丫再转行 Wait till all the mysteries have been solved then only do you switch careers (unfortunately he digs more holes and mystery in his story than fill them so that will be quite a while away still)

花： 戴墨镜的汉子你又在耍流氓  Sunglasses wearing fellow, you’re behaving like a rascal again

黑： 粉衬衫的当家 像朵花儿一样 Pink shirt wearing head of house looks just like a flower

花： 缩骨易容和逃亡 土豪不好当  Contortion, disguise, and escaping, it’s not easy being a tycoon

黑： 按摩逃租火并 样样都在行  Massage, rent evasion, internal fighting between factions, I’m at expert at it all

花： 戴墨镜的汉子你又在秀智商 Sunglasses wearing fellow, you’re showing off your intelligence again 

黑： 粉衬衫的当家 就是不买账 Pink shirt wearing head of house still won’t buy it though

花： 十一年的交情 谁都不要讲 Eleven years of friendship, don’t tell anyone 

黑： 四合院里早有一张 双人床  There’s long since been a double bed in the courtyard house

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[tianmijun]

5/∞ of 黑花 || Reunion: Mystery of the Abyss (2022)

the amount of STARING they do in this entire movie made me absolutely lose my shit because they are so SOFT and CONCERNED and PROTECTIVE and a bunch of other words about each other and i can’t believe this passed censorship but not hyx

[bean-in-dice]

Non Pingxie Chinese Fic Recs

Part 1

There won't be many of these, as I mainly filtered AO3 for Pingxie and the following fics are what I happened to accidentally come across or found in the profiles when I clicked on the authors I wanted to follow. I'm sure there are so many more of great fics but I have only so much time and need the help of filters to retain at least some of my sanity.😭

Part 2, Part 3

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1, 2. In which Wu Xie observes Heihua relationship, I love how despite all the bluff how he genuinely cares

【黑花】但医沈约重瞳健

【黑花】去似朝云无觅处

3. Cockroach infestation while Xiaoge is away

【黑花】蟑螂不在家

4. Heihua kid and Pingxie kid posting on social media about life with their parents, pretty sweet and fun to read

知乎 | 同性恋家庭的孩子是怎么样的？—蟹爪兰的回答，已获得4.7k赞同

5. Heiping fic that made my heart hurt

【黑瓶】三千夜

Another by same author 【黑瓶】风雨河

6. Xiazi teaching a Philosophy class at Wu Xie's uni

为人师表

7. Su Wan being low-key traumatized by Wu Xie's midlife crisis thoughts, but it's cute and sweet

【瓶邪】我很在乎

8. Heihua fic where they reminisce about Er ye and overall warm and sweet vibes with the rest of the gang as well

【黑花】当月亮像盏灯

9. Xiazi and Xiaoge childhood friends

【黑瓶】无名之辈

10. A short, one sided HeiXie and HeiPing

邪黑邪瓶

11. Lin Liuren's story

竹林

12. Wu Xie and Xiaohua talk about Xiaoge and Xiazi

【黑花】东风唤不回

13. Xiaohua's seal has something to say!

【瓶邪/群像】解雨臣的印章

14. Wu Xie goes inside Zhang Ancestral Building and yells for Zhang Qiling, accidentally waking up all the Zhang Qilings lol

【瓶邪】假如当年进了张家古楼前辈诈尸了

15. Shahai era XieHei

【邪黑】月下

16. A (somewhat) one sided Huaxie, Xiaohua pov on them and Pingxie

【花邪/瓶邪】他的香烟与缄默的指尖

17. Wu Xie meets an old friend (OC) from school. Introspection.

【瓶邪】同学会

18. Heihua stays over at Yucun and Wu Xie has opinions over raising idle people

【瓶邪黑花】我套呢？

19. Xiaohua tells Wu Xie about how he and Xiazi got to know each other

【黑花】《好骗》

20. Excellent Heihua fic from WX pov in the post-canon where Xiaohua is still trying to cure Xiazi's eyes. CW: Brief speculation of child death

【黑花】逆缘

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