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from his book 《Invisible Man 隱形人》
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“To hell with being ashamed of what you liked.”
— Ralph Ellison
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蔡英文,是女皇時空穿越也是妲己現身
——《蔡英文秘史》揭穿秘密
民國104年(2015年)春節期間,位於台南市西北面的南鯤鯓廟代天府(五府王爺廟)抽出「武則天坐天」的「國運」簽,此簽隱喻民進黨主席蔡英文將成為女領導人。蔡英文上位,真的只是靠廟裡一支簽嗎?顯然不是!网上的一本《蔡英文秘史》向我��揭示了她是如何一步步的成为「穿越时空的女皇」,這就是她步步為營的結果。
在李登輝的一手操弄下,陳水扁率領民進黨將國民黨趕下台,台灣首次政黨輪替。 蔡英文雖然在陳水扁政府中擔任陸委會主任一職,但始終無任何黨籍。 民國93年(2004年)大選塵埃落定之後,陳水扁再一次找到蔡英文,提出讓她出任民進黨不分區立委。 台灣的所謂立法委員,相當於美國國會議員,是手握實權很有油水的職位。陳水扁接二連三主動關照蔡英文,一方面有李登輝的囑託,另一方面也是想安插絕對的自己人,像蔡英文這樣的政治菜鳥自然是不二人選,因為完全能被自己拿捏。 作為交換條件,蔡英文若想進入立法院,必須先加入民進黨,保證按民進黨黨章黨紀行事,蔡英文欣然應允。 此時的她一直是民眾心中的清純「小龍女」 。
蔡英文在擔任了兩年的立法委員後轉任到了行政機構擔任副主管,在陳水扁的一力護航下,蔡英文的仕途之路順風順水,沒有任何外部力量可以撼動。 民國95年(2006年),蔡英文被任命擔任行政院���院長。 民國97年(2008年),陳水扁狼狽下台,身陷囹圄,民進黨一敗再���,走入死路。 民進黨在總統大選中挫敗,在520交出政權前,民進黨選出下野後第一位黨主席,選舉結果由當時有「小龍女」稱號的蔡英文打敗辜寬敏,當選黨主席。 這也是民進黨創黨以來首位通過黨員選出的女性黨主席。
民進黨的「四大天王」謝長廷、游錫堃、蘇貞昌和呂秀蓮雖然受挫,但卻在民進黨內各據山頭、擁兵自重,並不把蔡英文放在眼裡。 實際上,蔡英文之所以能高票當選民進黨主席,並不是因為黨內派系都支持她,而是「四大天王」互鬥,沒有一個人能接這個位子。 民進黨大老需要有人在前線收拾爛攤子,讓他們坐擁超然的權力,黨內若發生了什麼事,再來另外討論。但顯然,蔡英文並不想當傀儡。
在削弱陳水扁時代「四大天王」的同時,蔡英文也在培植自己的團隊。民進黨桃園縣長參選人鄭文燦、發言人蔡其昌、政策會首席副執行長劉建忻、文宣部副主任廖志堅,是蔡英文最為倚重的「政治新星」,被媒體稱為民進黨的「四小天王」。 通過四小天王領兵作戰,其他勢力慢慢淡出民進黨的決策核心,蔡英文逐步確立了自己的領導地位。
蔡英文在任民進黨主席的4年間,政治光環逐漸顯耀,不少綠營政治人物向蔡聚攏,這也讓蔡英文的聲望在不知不覺間有了進一步的飛躍,讓她有了角逐政壇的本錢。以蔡英文為核心的英系已初具雛形。 此後,蔡英文親歷新北市長選舉而高票落敗,黨內人氣居高不下,逐步奠定綠營共主的地位。
蔡英文黨權在握之後,人們發現,她說的話許多人聽不懂,如「和而不同,和而求同」。 五市選舉時,蔡說「反ECFA是民進黨共同政見」,卻又表示民進黨一旦執政,不會推翻「前朝」政策; 她更表示ECFA有對台灣不利的條文,將來民進黨執政後會要求民意部門重審,但這些條文是什麼卻不明說。她同時留下「反十八趴又領十八趴」的紀錄,對此也從不做說明。
《遠見》雜誌民調曾顯示,蔡英文的兩岸政策是什麼?超過7成的人不知道。其實,蔡英文不為人所知的政策,何止兩岸關係而已。 其餘對島內政策、國外交往、經濟、農業,連民進黨高層迄無一人公開為她詳細闡述過。故而,這時期蔡英文的第二個綽號「空心菜」由此得名。其意為,蔡英文心中其實並無大政方針,她還遊走在雲裡霧裡。
蔡英文第三個綽號「武則天」,則出自民進黨內之口。 武則天雖是中國第一個女皇帝,但專斷、跋扈、猜忌,又喜怒無常。 蔡英文自民國99年(2010年)投身選舉以來,前民進黨中常會,中常委柯建銘、陳明文等人紛紛表示,蔡英文競選政策他們並不清楚,希望蔡主席說清楚,以便他們在地方輔選,不料,這些話竟觸怒了蔡英文,她勃然大怒,足足罵了半個小時。 另一個場景,是蔡英文作為台灣總統參選人,常有被媒體包圍提問的時候,她曾憤而推開麥克風,責備記者「你們怎麼老是問這種問題?」。蔡英文對媒體的不耐煩已非第一次,如她常說「這話我已經說過了」, 或者一語不發,推開記者,拂袖而去。
歷數蔡英文執政台灣時期的行為:從追殺國民黨的黨產到砍年金,從不認同「九二共識」到台海關係緊張,從八八風災重建到搭雲豹甲車笑臉勘災,從媚日諂美到熱臉蹭冷屁股,從甩鍋馬英九國民黨到污衊大陸製造假資訊給大陸扣黑鍋。縱觀蔡英文在當選總統後的政治行為,簡直幼稚的無語。毫無政治頭腦,完全是開啟了自顧自的自嗨模式,根本不在���外界的反應和民眾的死活。當年的所謂「國運」簽,哪裡是「武則天坐天」,這貨分明是申公豹派去的妲己亂朝啊。
蔡英文不僅是李登輝時期「兩國論」的重要策劃者,也是陳水扁時期強烈阻撓台海關係改善的「幕後黑手」,更是國民黨執政8年中諸多「暴力事件」的策畫者
民國97年(2008年)10月底,時任大陸海協會副會長的張銘清,以廈門大學新聞傳播學院院長的身份前往台灣參加學術交流活動,同時為陳雲林赴台打前站。民國97年(2008年)10月21日上午,張銘清在台南市南安平古堡參觀時,突然衝出一大批綠營支持者,張銘清後腦被打,然後被推到在地,連眼鏡都飛了出去。當張銘清準備乘車離開時,甚至有台獨分子跳上座車車頂狂踩叫囂,試圖阻止他離開。 事後警方查出打人者為民進黨台南市議員王定宇,而蔡英文在對其進行問詢之後對外宣稱,「他並不是有意蓄謀的」。 兩周之後,海協會會長陳雲林正式抵達台灣,11月4日當天,正當兩會領導人在圓山飯店進行會晤之時,蔡英文組織了上萬綠營支持者包圍會場,名曰嗆馬圍陳。在蔡英文坐鎮指揮不斷鼓噪之下,示威人群逐漸失控,期間有人向員警投擲石塊和汽油彈,雙方發生激烈衝突,最終演變為近10年來最嚴重的流血事件,造成了超過450人受傷。
民國98年(2009年)5月17日,台北凱達格蘭大道,民進黨主席蔡英文聯合支持者組織「嗆馬保台」5.17大遊行和跨夜靜坐示威,抗議時任總統馬英九。
在策畫多起暴力事件後,蔡英文將所有暴力輕描淡寫為「零星事件」,並立即將責任推卸到所謂的「黑道分子」身上。從此蔡英文在島內獲「暴力小英」稱號,並初步鞏固了蔡英文在民進黨內的地位。短短幾個月時間,她就像完全變了一個人似的,已經不再排斥街頭運動,甚至開始沉迷並享受這場權力的遊戲了。據報導,蔡英文在工作時善於軟硬兼施。在「陸委會」內部聽彙報時總是低著頭,頭髮遮住半邊臉,讓人感覺她沒在聽,但又會突然頭髮一甩、豹眼圓睜,拋出幾個問題,若彙報者答不上來,就會被痛批,原本以知性學者形象示人的蔡英文正式黑化,從「小龍女」徹底變身「暴力小英」。
從民國97-101年(2008年到2012年),四年時間里,蔡英文言行的幻與變、虛與實,使她的綽號由「小龍女」、「空心菜」轉為「武則天」、「暴力小英」。人們發覺,蔡英文其實並不是「小龍女」,那只是她一時的面具罷了。
《蔡英文秘史》下載地址:https://zenodo.org/records/10450173
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I translated Lego Monkie Kid’s Cantonese Extended Opening
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In the tags of my first post I said I wanted to translate the lyrics of the extended OP of the LMK Cantonese dub and I did it :D
Translation notes: (some translations are wonky bc either the og lyrics are ambiguous, I didn’t have enough space to translate the phrases fully, or my Cantonese is rusty)
“All reveal your true forms to me immediately!”— 現形 means to appear/reappear. I personally interpreted it as the spirits/demons showing their true forms when SWK is fighting them, but simply “reveal yourselves to me” works too
“I truly can’t help how popular I am these days.”— One of my wonky translations I think. The og lyric is more like “really, I’m trending right now, I can’t stop it even if I wanted to / even if I tried.”
“But now I have to hide away,”— The lyric for “hide away” 神隱 very specifically refers to gods/immortals/spirits going into hiding
“From now on, keep the Golden Staff with you at all times,”— In the original JttW text, SWK’s staff is called the 金箍棒 “gold-hooped staff/rod”, but in Cantonese the staff is more commonly called the 金剛棒, which doesn’t have the “hoop” character. It’s just a gold stick
“Only rely on having enough audacity,”— I think it’s supposed to be “have a lot of/enough courage” but it can also mean “audacity”, and since this song is about SWK and MK I think the word “audacity” fits them much better haha
“I will reach the peak for a competition of skill.”— This is an instance of Cantonese being so compressed and concise that I have no idea how to structure the sentence in English
“Endure for the sake of loyalty,”— 捱義氣 means doing a favor out of personal loyalty that you might not want to do (eg. you help your friend clean his car when you hate cleaning cars cuz he’s your bud!). I think “endure for the sake of loyalty” is a goofy way of translating this but I dunno what to write instead
“Assemble surprises.”— I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. This is a very literal translation
“The me today,”— Longer version: The me I am today
“Chock-full of abilities.”— OG lyrics 一身本領 go a little bit like “the whole body is full of skills/abilities”. I wanted to just write “full of talents” but “talent” isn’t quite accurate. I went with “chock-full” cuz it sounds funny
“Clash with fire in a duel,”— I like to think that this line refers to Red Son and I like Red Son :]
“Carrying an endless mission,”— I originally wrote “shouldering” instead of “carrying”, but because 懷 means “embrace/chest” or “harboring”, I thought “carrying” sounds less grueling and more accurate than “shouldering”
“Eyeballs looking around,”— “eyes staring wide and round” probably fits 眼仔睩睩 better, but hopefully “eyeballs” sounds wide and round enough?? And I wanted to turn it into an action so I described the eyes looking around like they’re on guard!
“Grappling arduously with the enemy,”— Lots of ways to translate 搏命: fighting for your life, wrestling for your life, blah blah blah. I hope “grappling” is evocative enough 😭
“Quick-witted actions, be clever,”— I’m not sure if it’s “quick-witted, actions sharp and clever” or “quick-witted actions, be sharp and clever” 💀 靈活 means “mentally flexible”, sharp醒 means “smart, clever, alert, quick-witted”, something like that
“It’s called the NSoFFM,”— The lyric lacks a pronoun in Cantonese so I’m not sure if it means “call me/you the NSoFFM”, “call for the NSoFFM”, “you’re called the NSoFFM”, or something else. I interpreted it as SWK listing a bunch of traits and saying “someone like this will be called the NSoFFM”
“Skyrocket to ascension / I rise at Flower Fruit Mountain.”— 飈升 means shooting up really quickly/suddenly. I’m not sure what “shooting up” means in this context so I kept it as vague as possible. I also translated 飈升 in two different ways “skyrocket to ascension” and simply “rise” even though both lyrics mean the same thing in Cantonese. “Skyrocket” is most accurate IMO, but it sounds weird by itself
“I always strive for self-improvement,”— The og is just “I forever self-strengthen”, which sounds weird to me so I expanded it
“When I wedge into the crack,”— No idea what this means?? I’m guessing it’s supposed to evoke the image of SWK jamming a weapon into a crack? Also I wanted to write “wedge into the fissure” but when I googled “fissure” it showed me results for anal fissures and I was so put off by it I just used “crack” instead, even though “crack” sounds much sillier than “fissure”
“Demons please relax, lest you lose control.”— Nothing to note, I just really like the original lyric. It’s so cocky and badass and SO Wukong (or MK!) /pos
“Use kindness as the mark of recognition,”— Not sure what this really means? I interpret it as “kindness is my goal/principle”, but 記認 means both “marking” and “recognize/remember” so uh
“Evildoing is difficult to regard as the elder brother,”— The og lyric sounds fine but trying to understand it is?? It’s not “evildoers”, it’s “the way/path of evildoing”, but then it says “it’s difficult to be an older brother (non-familial)” like who is it difficult for??? Also “brother” here means a fellow disciple/classmate under the same teacher/master/school, so like the relationship between SWK and the other pilgrims (except their master, of course)
“I can’t be beat to death, swim carefree at the edge of the sky.”— The most egregious lyric IMO. I have absolutely no clue what it’s supposed to mean so maybe I’m just not that good at Cantonese??? It could be “I can’t beat to death swimming carefree at the edge of the sky” or “I can’t be beaten to death, swim carefree at the edge of the sky”. The swimming part lacks a pronoun so idk who’s swimming? What is happening in this sentence?? Help??
“Risk your life when taking action,”— 拼命 either means “as hard as you can” or “risking your life”. I’m only assuming it means the latter because I interpret this as SWK lecturing MK on how to be a hero
“And the battle lineup is again full of wit,”— I can sorta grasp what this means, but idk how to write it in English. 陣容 means the appearance/formation of your battalion and can extend to mean the array of abilities in a certain lineup. Not sure how to actually describe this though 😭 also I used “clever” for sharp醒 earlier but changed it to “wit” here so it’d be a noun and sound like an ability or something
#if anyone speaks cantonese better than i do please correct my translations 😭#i replayed the song so many times while translating it hearing it now makes me wanna barf /lh#TIL there’s also an extended chinese mandarin version of the opening but the audio I found is squished and idk where to find the og#also there’s an extended japanese version! but i dont speak japanese haha#i could also translate the taiwanese mandarin and chinese mandarin versions but i’m tired + the canto version is the best!!!!!#in my totally correct opinion#i put way too much effort into this. it was fun but nobody will care about this as much as i do 💀#also it took me a few months to realize there’s a possibility local copyright issues make the original video inaccessible to some people 😭#lego monkie kid#lmk#monkie kid#lmk wukong#lmk sun wukong#lmk mk#lmk monkey king#lmk swk#lmk opening#lego monkie kid opening#translation#cantonese#chinese#new star of flower fruit mountain#花果山新星#悟空小俠#idk what else
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印籠 (inrô) pill box/nested boxes, handy chart by fantastic Edo-lover Nadeshico Rin.
Inrô were first used during Sengoku period by men to carry their personal seals (印鑑 inkan) and thick red ink (朱肉 shuniku). It was then used to carry medecines (薬 kusuri), such as pills (丸薬 ganyaku), powders (散薬 sanyaku), or decoctions (煎じ薬 senjigusuri). Slowy people also added any small trinkets which could fit in.
First carried by samurai class, it then spread to chônin commoners in the Edo period. Many shapes existed, and inrô boxes could be made from many materials depending of their owners’ fortune, from paper to precious ivory. Often beautifully decorated, their designs could include raden (mother of pearl inlays), or makie (gold powder).
On the right, you can see the different part of an inrô:
根付 (netsuke) carved toggle (sometimes very intricated miniature sculptures), slipped into the obi belt
紐 (himo) cord, holding everything together
緒締 (ojime) string-fastener bead, could be made from precious coral or as decorated as netsuke
飾結び (kazari musubi) ornamental knot, at the bottom
紐通し孔 (himodôshiana) lacing hole, to thread the cord into the boxes
蓋鬘 (futakazura) top piece, lid of the box
段 (-dan) row of boxes, ex. 一段 (ichidan) first row
Main types of inrô shapes existed, with of without visible lacing holes (紐通し付き himodôshi tsuki = visible / 隱し紐通し kakushi himodôshi = hidden). Rin details following styles on the left:
杏仁形 (kyônin gata) apricot seed shaped
楕円形 (daen gata) ellipse shaped
胴張形 (dôbari gata) hull shaped
丸角長方形 (marusumi chôhôkei) rounded rectangle shaped
長方形 (chôhôkei) rectangle shaped
角切形 (sumikiri gata) cut-corners shaped
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田径体育异男
我叫李子昂,就读於北市一间体育大学,主修田径。虽然说运动员每日的训练量不容小覷,但年轻的肉体总是蕴含著惊人的精力,附近又有一所音乐大学,淫糜的故事不断在同学之间流传,像是主修钢琴的校花跟练跳远的Eason、练举重的Teddy大搞3P,最后各被无套中出了两次,听说好一阵子下不了床,等一下了床从此就跟两位肌肉棒子好上,据说无时无刻想要討干,甚至有人谣传在学校厕所看到校花帮两位体育健將口交,一脸陶醉沉迷。
我虽然不比其他人纵慾,但那並不代表我输给他们了。相反的,长年练田径的我肌肉虽然不比其他人壮硕,但精实的胸肌和壁垒分明的腹肌和腰身,我可是一点都没少,一双长腿黝黑笔直,虽然没什么腿毛,但不是我自夸。每次和隔壁音乐系的学妹上床,17公分的阳具总是顶到学妹最深处,让她花枝乱颤、淫水直流,每次都让学妹一边喊著受不了了,一边又要我射进去,有时候心情不好,甚至还会故意操久一点,让学妹受不了尿在床上。总是在床上叱吒风云的我,总是可以满足所有女人的需求,却没有想到有一天我也会爱上操男人的感觉。
我和主修篮球的龙哥住在北市的一间小公寓里,除了厕所跟客厅就只有两间房间。两个男人生活的环境必定不会太好,客厅总是散落著喝过的啤酒、或者是穿过的內裤,但今天的客厅却有人整理过,龙哥的房门没开灯,我心想应该是不在家,便脱了精光准备洗澡。
不得不说一下我跟龙哥都有一个怪癖,就是不喜欢穿衣服。这个癖好是在我们住在一起半年后一次喝酒才知道的,从那之后不管对方有没有在家,想全裸的时候就会全裸,反正大家都是男的也不在意。
从浴室出来时,连身上的水珠也没擦乾,由於太热而扩散的子孙袋摇摇摆摆撞击著大腿,正思考著晚餐要如何打发,一道身影从龙哥的房间走出,却不是龙哥。
「誒!?抱歉,抱歉,我不知道龙哥带朋友回来!」
来人身高不高,大约只有168公分,身体很厚实却很白,还有著即使穿著T-SHIRT也掩盖不住的胸肌、二头肌。他看到我的裸体,唰的一下脸就红了:「我以为是龙哥在洗澡,我想要厕所,没想到是他室友回来了。」
「喔喔,龙哥没有跟我说他带朋友回来。」看著他白皙的脸上一抹显而易见的红,我突然兴起戏謔这个人的念头:「干嘛脸红阿,哈哈,没看过男人裸体吗?」
「恩……有。」
我注意到他用眼角余光打量著我。「那还这么害羞,不是大家都有的东西嘛哈哈,还是说你想摸摸看?」不知为何觉得戏謔非常有趣,说著就拉著他的手往自己肉棒上贴,想不到他也没躲就这么摸了上来。
「怎么样,大吧?」我寡廉鲜耻地问。
「恩……好大,跟龙哥的差不多大了……」
「哈哈,原来你这傢伙也看过龙哥的啦。」
我以为他马上就会把手收回去,想不到他就这么搓揉了起来。而且……就算我两天没有打枪了,也不至於硬的这么快吧!他的手並不细,甚至手上有些厚茧,然后这些厚茧却带给我不小的刺激,他的手指一下子滑过冠状沟,一下子用手掌包覆整个龟头轻轻转动,另一只手更是搭上了玩弄两颗睪丸。
从来没有想过男人的手也可以带来这么刺激,起码比起其他女生轻柔柔的挑逗还更舒服。
「恩……好爽,都勃起了。」我往后靠在墙壁上,用眼神示意他继续。谁叫我两天没有清枪,而眼前又有双手帮自己打枪,虽然是个男人,但闭上眼睛享受也不坏。
「干……好爽……阿……」自己昂然的肉棒突然进入到一个湿润又热腾腾的狭窄空间,睁开双眼这个男人竟然在帮我口交,男人!?但是……干,好爽,比我遇过的所有女生都还会吹。
两片湿润的嘴唇包覆住我高涨膨胀的龟头,大量的口水在他口中分泌达到了润滑的效果,一个壮硕的男人跪在地上,用一种接近虔诚、遇见自己最心爱之物的態度在帮我口交,这点让我非常兴奋,看著他向內凹地的帅气脸颊,自己的龟头被舔的油亮亮,不时与他上顎摩擦,繫带则被舌头不断地挑逗。
空气中充斥著他故意发出噗嗤、噗哧的吸允声,我心里虽然抗拒男人帮我口交,但所体验到的快感却是精采绝伦,使得我摆动我的狗公腰,快速的进出狭窄的通道,巨大的快感压过了理智,压住他的头每一下摆动我都用力干到最深,享受龟头跟喉间摩擦的快感,无数眼泪从他眼中流出,却无法阻止我勃发的性慾。
「干!干死你这张嘴,吃很爽吗?再吃阿!干死你。」臃肿的龟头穿过嘴唇,粗壮的茎干挺进,他的脸几乎埋在我的阴毛中:「干,爱吃就让你吃,爱吃屌是吧?老子屌��吃吧!」
越来越高涨的快感促使我加速摆动臀部,17/5的大阴茎快速抽擦著他的嘴。
「干、好爽阿!要射了干,要射了射了……啊!」用力將他的脸埋进我的阴毛中,我的肉棒在他喉咙间收缩,然后將大批的精液射了进去,我知道今天量一定很多,因为我起码抽动了七、八下。高潮的快感持续了快十秒,然后我才放开他的头,看著他满面潮红的在地上咳嗽,一时之间不知道怎么反应,只好拿了卫生纸给他,一边帮忙拍背:「你……还好吧?」
「没、没事,但是你射好多。」他阳光的笑著,比著肚子:「都在这里了喔。」
「痾……对不起……」本来温驯害羞他的突然变得阳光,这种转变让我脑袋一时转不过来愣在原地。
「我叫佑轩!」
「你、你好,我是子昂……。」
说著佑轩脱掉了衣服,厚实胸膛有两粒激凸的粉红色奶头,八块腹肌整整齐齐,粗壮的大腿跟小腿说明了这个人时常锻链,身体强度可能还比我强。而他两腿间的小佑轩已经勃起,大约15公分的长度但跟我差不多粗,形状非常漂亮,龟头还是粉嫩的。
「我也想出来……。」
「蛤?」这意思、是要我也帮他吹吗?
「你可以摸我奶头吗?」他这句话倒是解了我的围。虽然平常没有跟男人有过这么多亲密举动,也丝毫不感兴趣,但这个男人刚刚帮我做了这么多事情,实在不忍心拒绝……何况,这男人的身体其实也不赖。剑眉星目的娃娃脸配上壮硕的肌肉,一身皮肤比女人还白,其实我並不反感……我在想什么啊?
他又重新跪在我面前,引导著我的手去摸他的奶头,两颗小小的粉红色的凸起点,而且非常敏感,才刚摸到他就开始淫荡的呻吟,健壮的手臂快速著套弄自己阴茎。
「恩……好舒服、干……好淫荡啊,奶头好舒服啊,好喜欢被摸,啊……,干淫荡死了。」
看著如此优质的���人跪在我腿前发骚,说心中一点悸动都没有是骗人的,因此跨间的肉棒又隱隱开始甦醒,而他也没有放过这个机会,又凑了上来开始吸允,像个孩子吃著棒棒糖一样。虽然刚射完精,但他第二波攻势並不强烈,因此没有感到太多不適,感觉又是慢慢回来了。
「怎么办,这样我打不出来……」佑轩抬头看著我,眼睛里带著小狗的无辜,让我肉棒又坚挺了几分。
「那怎么办?」
「可以……干我吗?」
「蛤!」我脑海里面一阵空白,男人!?男人要怎么干?
佑轩却背对我趴了下来,然后高高翘起屁股,掰开自己多肉紧实的屁股,露出中间狭小的粉红色隙缝,像只母狗一样等著交配。
「放、放得进去吗?」要把我17/5的大屌放进去那条细缝里面,怎么可能办的到?
「可以的,涂点口水,拜託子昂哥哥干我吧,骚穴好痒啊……哥哥用肉棒帮人家止痒吧……。」说著开始扭动屁股,见此我也顾不得什么理智,毕竟我的肉棒又硬到不行急需发泄。
往他屁眼吐了两口口水,扶著我的龟头瞄准那条粉红色的隙缝挤过去。刚开始非常的紧,几乎没有推进的可能,肛门的肌肉紧紧夹住我的龟头,肉壁与龟头摩擦的感觉非常明確,虽然没有女人的阴道那么热,但绝对比女人还紧,接著佑轩的屁股用力,像是要將我的阴茎挤出去,却是让我更进来几分。
「干,好大……好爽……要被填满了。」佑轩的语气带著巨大的满足。
「干,好紧……怎么会这么紧……。」我此刻像是哥布伦发现新大陆,慾望与好奇並存,一方面又惊讶於屁眼伸缩的弹性。
肉棒挤开几乎没有空间的肠壁一点点顶进,一直到17公分的肉棒全部放了进来了仍然感觉有空间。佑轩迷茫喊著:「恩……到底了,好舒服啊……」
慢慢的我开始活塞运动,操男人还是第一次做,每次抽出到肛门口时,就会出现一股阻力,慢慢挺进到最里面,感觉肠壁里的肉正在摩擦自己肉棒,每一次抽插几乎都是整根拔出在插进来。
「干、没想到干男人的穴也这么爽!」我慢慢加速的一抽一动,看佑轩的屁股整根吃进我的肉棒,淫荡的画面让我每次都加重动作,撞击在佑轩的肉臀在上发出啪、啪、啪的声音,佑轩的屁眼像是有什么魔力按摩的肉棒非常舒服,我一边揉捏佑轩的奶头,一边享受抽插的快感。
整个客厅都是佑轩叫床的声音。
「啊啊啊……子昂哥哥干死我了,干老公的大鸡巴……」
「嗯啊……干的老婆好爽,干死我的骚穴了。」
「干!我是你的母狗,把精液都射进来,想要在帮妳生个小母狗啊……好爽……」
而我此刻忘情地投入到这场性爱中,我的上半身紧贴著佑轩的背部,两手揉捏著佑轩的乳头,我发现只要一捏乳头佑轩就会忘情地叫床,甚至把自己当成被干的母狗。我不断换著姿势,直到硕大的龟头顶到一个略为粗糙的点,只是一下佑轩像是被电到一般,称在地板上的双手一抖险些撑不住。
我知道我找到了,就像女生有G点一样,我猜想男生也会有点可以刺激。佑轩发出一声难以置信的欢愉叫床,身体差点软倒在地,强烈的快感让佑轩全身都在发抖:「老公继续操我,老婆好爽……不要停……」
我高高抬起臀部,硕大的龟头留在佑轩的肛门口,重重的插了进去摩擦佑轩的G点,然后再一次。我像个慢速打桩机,每一下都重重的撞在佑轩的G点上,佑轩这时候已经被我干到迷茫了,被我撞击一下G点就叫床一次。然后我慢慢加速,紧紧抱住佑轩无力瘫软的上半身。
「不行了…好老公……老婆要被干出来了…老婆要被干出来了……不行了……」
闻言更是激起我的热情,干出来?男人也可以被干到射精吗?重重的往肉穴里面撞击,佑轩的声音越来越已经由叫床转为喜悦地哭泣,我伸手握住他的龟头,精液马上喷涌而出,尽数贡献在我的右手。
干,这个男人被我干到射精了。原来干男人竟然比干女人更有征服感,征服一个肌肉剽悍的鲜肉竟然如此愉快。我的阴茎还留在佑轩体內,佑轩的肉棒没有消肿,甚至他也还没从射精的剧烈快感回復过来。
「我还没射呢!」
我躺下来,让佑轩跨坐在我身上,这是我最喜欢的骑乘式,还没让佑轩做好反映我就猛然往上顶。
「老公还没射老婆怎么可以休息呢?」
这个体位给佑轩的刺激显然更大,佑轩的鼻涕和眼泪喷涌而出,我知道这个人已经爽到了极致,无法分辨现在的状况了。
「老公不行了……不要了……太爽了受不了……呜…」佑轩的手努力想要撑起自己的身体,见状我马上將他的手压住不让他离开,强迫他接受我的抽插。这个姿势更可以看见我粗黑的肉棒干进佑轩的肉穴里,甚至抽插时被我翻出的一点新肉也看得很清楚。
「不要动,老公要让你爽到死掉。」在佑轩高潮后我的粗黑屌依旧攻击他的G点没有鬆懈。
「啊啊啊……要尿尿了…老公让老婆尿尿吧……受不了了…屁眼好爽……鸡鸡也好爽……啊……。」
「老公……休息一下…啊……老婆骚穴被干烂了……。」
不断的抽插使我的极限也快要到了,因此更是尽全力摆动腰力。
「不行了…快停…啊不行了……老婆…老婆又要射了…」
但这次从佑轩肉棒里喷涌而出的不是精液,而是黄澄澄的尿液,这波高潮让佑轩屁股的紧度达到巔峰,虽然我仍然干著肉穴,却缩短了我达到高潮的时间。
「呜呜…尿尿了…好爽…不行了…」
「啊啊啊!!!」我因为即將到来的高潮大吼。
佑轩的屌是上翘屌,黄澄澄的尿液原本只是流出,到后来变成喷涌,全部都尿在佑轩自己身上,然后再往下流到我身上,而我也达到了高潮,在佑轩外翻的肉穴里射出白浊的精液。
佑轩健壮的身体压在我身上,沉甸甸的却不討厌,却是趴在我身上睡著了。我疲软的阴茎从佑轩身中退出,还带著因为高速抽插而產生的白色泡沫,方才射进去的精液此刻全都流了出来,佑轩的屁眼已经变成了我的形状。
我大口喘著气,知道自己以后已经离不开操男人屁眼,尤其是佑轩的屁眼。现在唯一的问题是,我要怎么跟龙哥解释地板上的尿液呢?
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CQL Singing Show #16
Invisible Wings <隱形的翅膀> - Angela Zhang
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