#すんませんw

[thehottestbastardhere]

およげ！たい焼きくんが大好きです

[miloucomehome]

Had a call with one of my friends last night (night, here) and we spent way too long discussing VIVANT (I didn't know she was watching too—her family recorded it). And then we had too many terrifying realizations about certain character actions 🤣.

Now Nozaki seems suspicious to me wwww. Kaoru...too. (but Nagano is still extra sus after the final episode (no I won't give up))

Also, I never once thought about it, but Marubishi Corporation has a very suspicious HR department considering who we know works there and who they are 😂😂😂 (my friend brought it up! 「丸菱...一体何なんだろうあの会社？？」 led to "Omg, who's been hiring these people?? Is HR made up of some Beppan members?? Is it marked as a 'Safe Zone' by the groups in the series??".)

I mean, I guess everyone is good at camouflaging themselves, but what drew Nogi there? Or the hacker? Or the mole? Or That Guy Is Sus?

Anyway, once I catch up on everything this weekend I'm rewatching VIVANT. My friend and I were trying to remember certain scenes and just remembering some aspects had us completely like (ﾟＡﾟ;) and recalling with slight fear/impressiveness/amazement over how the scenes can be read /viewed now

とにかく、続編待ちましょう！

[witchof-hearts]

yeah.... nami ur so so so real for this

i've done this. i'm always saying this

[kenshfsblog]

バンコクから帰って1週間しか経ってないのに、セフレダディから久々に声かかったのでまたやってしまった。1ヶ月は開けるつもりだったが、そのセフレダディはむちゃくちゃ好きなのでついつい…w　夏だから開放的になってしまったw

セフレダディの家に行くと、かっこいい30前後の筋肉質の太ももがっちりの男っぽいタチリバ君が。ダディはどこでそんな上玉見つけてくるんだか。

早速3人でフライト。

タチリバ君がかっこいい体にむちゃくちゃ綺麗なプリプリのケツだったので、セフレダディのセクシーなケツとタチリバ君のプリプリのケツをペロペロしまくり。俺のチンコは勃起薬無しで終始ビンビンで二人を掘りまくり。タチリバ君が中出しして下さいって言ったので、綺麗なプリケツにたまらず放出。勿論、セフレダディと俺でタチリバ君のケツの穴から垂れ出したザーメンを舐めまくってベロチュー(タチリバ君はザーメンは舐められないらしかった。残念！)

朝まで更に2回追加の間も3人で掘り合い、サカリ合い。

最後はセフレダディに掘られ、俺のケツに中出しされたが、掘られている時タチリバ君がバカデカいチンコを俺の口に突っ込んできて(マジでデカくて固くてアゴが外れるかと思った。長さも半端なく、喉奥に頑張って突っ込んだがチンコ��デカ過ぎて半分しか入らなかったw)、最後はピストンしながら俺の口の中で大放出！何度もチンコをひくつかせながらすごい量の濃いザーメンがドバドバ出てきて口の中が一杯で窒素しそうになったw

しかし、むちゃくちゃ濃くてザーメン臭くてうまかったので、口移しにセフレダディと二人で堪能。ダディのケツにも口から注入してやったw

因みに、タチリバ君が俺のケツにデカマラを突っ込んで来た時、俺は悲鳴のような嗚咽を上げ、俺のケツの穴は崩壊したことは言うまでもないw　力強いピストン運動にも嗚咽w

終了後に話して分かったのは、タチリバ君は大学時代にアメフトやってたらしい、だからいい体とデカい締まったプリケツだったのか。デカくて固いチンコと濃い多量のザーメンもトレーニングの賜物なのか？

ただ残念ながら日本には研修で2週間くらいしかいられないらしく、再会は絶望的と言うことも判明。

ならもっとケツ舐めて掘ってザーメンもっと食いたかったと思ったが、兎に角むちゃくちゃ満足度高いプレーだった。

ダディ、これだから好きなんだよな。呼んでくれてありがとう！😘

[upfunnow]

売り専を呼んだら友達だったw 2

彼が仕事終わるのを待ってる間、他のタチに掘られて種追加してもらえw

と言われたのでアプリを開いたらタイミングよくイケメンから即ハメしたい。とメッセージが来た。

種マンのまま待機しているとイケメン君が到着。写真よりガタイが良い。

「ケツワレ待機エロすぎw何発入ってる？」　「1発」

「本当に？今追加してやるからな」

イケメン君はP18くらいのデカマラを生挿入してきた。

「種マンコ気持ち良いww」と言いながらガンガン犯されまくった。

「1発目出すよ。イクイク！！」とそのまま種付け。

中に種を擦り付けるように掘られ続け

「あーーやばい。種付けするよ！」と続けて2発目も中出し。

一気に2発も出して疲れたのか、ここで終了。

仕事終わりの彼が戻ってくる前にシャワーを浴びて、20追加した。

効きがすごい。少しだけ目チカチカした。

彼が戻って来た。

「仕事終わって、ネタ引いてきたよ ！そういえば時間ある？大丈夫？」　「大丈夫👌」

手際良く準備をしている様子から素人では無さそうな雰囲気。スタートは20にするらしい。

プスっと突いて20入れると「イイ感じ！めちゃくちゃ来てる」と効いてる様子。

ささっと道具などを片付けたらプレイスタート。

さっきガチガチだったチンポとは思えないほどドリチンになっていて、我慢汁が垂れている。

69でお互いを責め合ったり、ディルド突っ込んだりして変態ウケ同士じっくりと楽しんだ。

少し落ち着いてきた頃、タチを呼ぼうという話になって彼がセフレのタチに連絡したらタイミング良くOK！

俺は追加せず、彼は15追加して更にイイ感じになった。

まずは追加したばかりの彼に生チンポを挿入。

「あぁぁぁぁん！！きもちいいいい」とメス鳴きしててもタチは勢いよ��掘り続けた。

しばらく掘られてる姿を眺めていたが興奮しまくり…

次は俺に生チンポを挿入。「めっちゃ当たる…！！あぁぁん！！」俺も気持ち良くてメス鳴き…もちろんそのまま掘られ続けた。

「イキそう、、あーー！イク！！」とタチさんは俺に種付け！

続けて彼に挿入して、あっという間に種付け！

2人に1発づつ種付けしてくれた…

お互い掘られてる姿の見せ合いも出来たしめっちゃエロかった…

続く

[bk-bk]

新宿wホテルでの体験談⑤

数分後、部屋のドアが開く音がした。

二人目は俺を四つん這いにさせベッドの頭側に座り込んでしゃぶるようにデカマラを押し付けてくる。

俺は無我夢中でしゃぶる。

今回の部屋はドア開けて真正面にダブルベッドが設置されたレイアウト。

要するに俺は四つん這いでケツマンコをドアに向ける格好。

三人目が服やベルトを脱ぐ音が少し離れた位置から脳裏に響く。

二人目は次の奴を挑発したいのか、俺の両乳首をゆっくりと責めてきた。

これがスイッチとなり俺の中で何かが思いっきりはじけた。

俺「あぁぁぁぁぁ気持ちい。やっべー。種欲しい種付けしてくれー」とデカめに声を出す。

三人目が俺の種マンに指を這わせてきた。

三人目「すっげーもう入ってんじゃん。何発目？」

まだ一発。と伝えると

三人目「すっげーすぐ追加してやるよ」と言い放ち次の瞬間にはチ〇ポが刺さっていた。

結構デカい。

ゆっくりと結合部を確認すると相反するよう三人目は個室を激しく振り始めた。

俺の手には生チ〇ポが出し入れされるヌルヌルとした感覚が押し寄せた。

そのまましばらく掘られ続けていると三人目がより激しく腰を打ち付けてきたと思った次の瞬間、急に動きが止まった。

ドクンドクンと脈打ちとジワリと広がる生温かさを感じた。

（なんで//の時ってこういう感覚も鋭くなるんだろう）

そんなことを思いながら種付けを感じた。

ケツマンコの内側では生〇ポが小刻みにドクンドクンと脈を打ち続けている。

あぁぁ、なんかなげえー。メッチャ出てる気がする。

相手の顔も確認しないまま処理穴として使われるのはなんとも言えない恍惚感がある。

三人目は無言でズルっと抜くとシャワーに駆け込んでバタバタと退室。

二人目が同時に乳首を強めになぶってくる。

俺は//の時は強めが好みなんでこれまたたまんねーーーー

俺「あぁぁぁぁぁーーー。。気持ちい。もっと欲し。。ああぁぁぁ」と吐息がダダ洩れ。廊下に聞こえてしまいそうだ。

二人目「まだまだ来るぞ。ちゃんとケツマンコ突き出してろ」

ソイツの携帯からひっきりなしに通知のバイブレーションが部屋中に響く。

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※このストーリーはフィクションです。

[the-moon-files]

Hi! I'm kinda new here but I was hoping to leave a request or at least something to chew on. So there's this genshin sagau where the reader has a bit of a language barrier with the other characters and I was wondering if that translated over to the Linked Universe as well? Like imagine the boys finding this random person with different clothes, accessories, and they talk in a language never before heard of? What are they, some kind of eldritch being? Meanwhile reader recognizes them obviously but frustratingly can't express any feelings asides from base concepts! Man.

Some funnies include; reader voicing more thoughts out loud now that no one can really understand them and reader eventually learning the language and getting a really sick accent out of it.

That's all my tired brain can think of atm so I bid you adieu. Have a good rest of your day :)

First Official Request!! :D oh and its amazinggg, ooOOO a language barrier AU, genshin? hm wonder who wrote that

Reader wasn’t specified and ive adopted masc!reader as the normal over here, so masc reader it is 👍

Sun: Masc/Male Reader (”you”/he/him)

Orbit: EXTRA LONG Headcanons-ish/scenarios SORRY 😭, Language Barrier AU my beloved

Stars: The Classic Chain of Links <3

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, typical mild loz violence, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

so for the sake of even funnier confusion, lets say the boys kinda missed u falling thru a portal, and instead just see the portal, and it disappears w/nothing coming out

(bc u obv are a competent person and clearly recognize the giant horse head stable from Breath of the Wild and went inside, like to orient urself, u will NOT be a Y/N damsel in distress 💀)

the boys had already been heading to that stable to sleep for the night, and needless to say, u nearly have a fit LMAO

first, the Hero of Time walks in, then the Link from Hyrule Warriors, then from Link’s Awakening? Breath of the Wild/Tears of the Kingdom Link?? Wind Waker Link, Four Sword Link??? The original Legend of Zelda Link-!!!!

well at least u arent the only weirdly dressed person there

(well, u arent weird looking for the hylians in the stable, theyre used to this weird shit, but the Chain of heroes on the other hand…)

they get to observing their bunkmates for the night, subtly squinting at you, then turning to talk to each other, and slowly every link gets made aware of ur prescense, u didnt think u stood out that bad..

(”くいんね しら んらな すいそらきみについ ちみん らは かくちか まいていりすん はすらも んらなす いすち・”) *

it also quickly becomes obvious to every traveler in the stable that you either cant speak, or wont speak, as when ur exchanging money for rupees at the front desk, the owner is accommodating with you by pointing and grunting and ur just nodding and pointing back

well, its not like when u first greeted the guy u understood even a single thing the guy said, it sounded like some sub-dialect of Japanese or something

u had realized earlier with horror that the game was staying true to its creators, and that most likely everyone spoke a special version of Japanese and ur English ass was abt to be so lonely and confused 😭

Wars/Time/Sky/Four in particular clearly noticed u exchanging all ur currency, as u can see them whispering or glancing at you occasionally as u pocket ur now little green gems the size of coins, rather than strip of paper

(”しにし くい まなとかるる�� みらか くちひい すなせいいと・ てくら しらいとみゃか くちひい すなせいいと・ かくちか くちとみゃか すいちりりん そくちみきいし らひいす かくい いすちとね くちと にか てにりし・”)

and the boys move on in the morning, and its acc torture for u bc u had no idea how to even begin to quell their suspicions enough to let you travel along with them

u think u could say u came out a portal, but.. how would tell them that? drawing pictures in the dirt?? 💀

and this just keeps happening.

even when u just try to admire from a distance or even outright just leave them to it and go off to explore Hyrule (as safe as u could after acquiring a weapon and some more clothes)

but its like fate (or maybe Hylia tbh) wants u to run into these legendary heroes (both kinda in ur world and definitely here) constantly

after the stable u manage to run into them in Kakariko Village, which wasnt crazy bc u needed more supplies, and it was the nearest town to the stable

ur sure they noticed, but u outright avoided them out of paranoia or making them paranoid u were following them, and u definitely saw who you thought was the hero of the Four Sword whisper about u as u walked by, not that u caught much

(”るるるかくちかゃと かくい とちもい とかすちみきいほりららのにみき きなん はすらも かくい とかちこりいる てい とくらなりし のいいせ ちみ いんい らみ くにもる”)

but you’d started to recognize some Japanese words! …and tbh anime is the only reason for that, something definitely like “watch, him” 💀

which rlly didnt make u feel any better, and u avoided them even harder, u bought a map, so u made sure to head in the opposite direction of them out of, lets be honest, kinda lowkey fear of what theyd do if they thought u were stalking them

but despite u trying to actively go away from them, either you, or them, would show up everywhere the other went,

you passed by Wind playing in the water in Zora’s Domain,

Twilight riding Epona around the plains in Central Hyrule, Sky hanging laundry outside Wild’s house in Hateno

Honest-to-fucking-god seeing Wars, Wild, and Legend all crossdress to sneak into Gerudo village- u cant fucking escape them-

and the worst part is, you cant understand anyone, other than some basic words atp 😭

its as the Chain come from a path that merges onto yours on the way to Rito Village when Legend snaps first

You’re not even surprised, tbh it was more surprising it took them so long 💀

(”にかゃと んらな!! ちきちにみ!!! てくん ちすぃ んらな はらりりらてにみき なと・ くらて ちすぃ んらな はらりりらてにみき なと・・ くらて ちすぃ てぃ はらりりらてにみき んらな・・!!”)

the look on ur face must have drawn some pity from Twilight bc he’s trying to talk Legend out of his yelling and pointing his sword at you,

(”ひいか そちりも しらてみ! りにのい んらな とちにしね に かくにみの ていゃひい ちりとら とらもいくらて こいいみ はらりりらてにみき かくいも からら!”)

Wars joins in, giving you a confused look, before talking to the group at large, most of which have their hands near their weapons, but dont look that inclined to use them, thank the fucking gods or whoever rules over Hyrule-

(”かくい すちみそくいす くちと ち せらにみかね かくにと すいいのと らは もちきにそ ちみし にゃも となすい にかゃと くんりにちゃと しらにみきる てい とくらなりし まなとか かすん から かちりの から かくいもね といい には かくいんゃすい いさせいすにいみそにみき ちみんかくにみき とかすちみきいる”)

oh no. they want to talk you, you barely picked out in their argument

Time nods in agreement, before stepping forward to talk first, you cant even imagine how anxious u look rn lol

(”かくい らかくいすと ちすい すにきくかね かくにと にと りらみき らひいすしないる もん みちもい にと かにもいね ちみし かくいとい ちすい もん かすちひいりにみき そらもせちみにらみとね ちと にゃも となすい んらなゃひい きちかくいすいし はすらも なと すなみみにみき にみから いちそく らかくいす とら もなそくる てくちかゃと んらなす みちもい・”)

why has Hylia forsaken you. what did you do to not receive some sort of fancy natural translator power in ur brain or something after getting portaled here, its the least she could do for fucks sake- talking to someone in a diff. language is SO much harder than just listening to them to understand what theyre saying-

you desperately try to recall the words people have said at stables and whatnot when introducing themselves, before they realized you couldnt speak the same language

(”Uh… もん みちもい にと… and I’m not following you…とらすすん”)

you just try to say ur name and then say sorry LMAO 😭

Nearly every Link is staring at you bug-eyed in shock, confusion, and understanding all at once

the Chain’s attitude changes pretty quick after that, and they quickly connect the dots after, yes, u do a drawing of a portal in the dirt 💀

u gather from the few words u can get that it was indeed magic (probably Hylia) that kept shortcutting you and the group of heroes together over and over again

…

she can move your position in space time and yet she cant get u an auto-translator after being forced to be here.

(in the middle of u drawing to communicate Hyrule manages to understand the gist of what you meant by that and laughs)

the Chain are quick to be very accomdating, Wars/Sky/Wild all offering to try and better teach u their language, but in return they want to learn yours?

actually, that was smth u noticed pretty early on in the ensuing weeks of travel, was the fascination they had w/English and ur voice??

Wind constantly rambled at you and poked and smiled at you to try and get you to ramble back, and after getting more comfortable around them,

u start to talk like they cant understand a word ur saying, which is entirely accurate, and you notice some like to lean in when you talk, or respond with humming/saying smth like u can understand, or even just gesture for u to keep going

Four/Time/Legend?? surprisingly/Hyrule/Twilight like when u get rlly talkative like ur having a one-sided convo w/them all the time, and they constantly are looking at you poinetedly to hear u narrate whatever ur doing or give a response whenever they same something at you (Rulie/Four/Twi/ and sometimes Time, (and he turns away but Legend too) give a little smile whenever you ramble)

Wild is Very Interested in your langauage, bc the Zora, Rito, Gerudo, and Gorons all had their native tongue that he ended up learning, and so he constantly makes notes to try and decipher some of what ur saying in English

he lights up anytime ur able to successfully tell him another something abt it, like the alphabet, or grammar or structure etc

they seem to pay attention esp in the mornings or late at night? ur not sure why until Wind both draw pictures and tries to get the general idea to you to explain

(”かくいんゃすい ちりり きちんる んらなす ちそそいみか にと くらか ちみし んらなす ひらにそい にと しいいせる かくいんゃすい ていちのる”)

smth abt ur voice being nice? deep? but theirs do that too? u dont get it, but thank him anyway

they also help u out at markets, keep out of trouble w/locals, and other misc tasks that need some language help

everythings going great, the Chain trusts you, ur getting better at their language every day, and bc English is one of the hardest languages to learn in the world, theyre slowly getting some of urs!

it isnt until ur camping out in the Temple of Time when things get weird again

Not only is there English carved into the walls, which u read as the Chain give u “explain now” looks and u communicate that the rlly ancient looking script they may or may not be able to read is, in fact, the written version of ur language-

but then another portal opens, and there’s sentences wrapped around the edges, which are fully in English too.

☆

* = hint: JIS

So i love ciphers for language barrier AUs, so have a cypher! have fun decoding it if u like, but don’t worry abt translating it, as its purposefully not important for u to enjoy this :)

JFC IM SO SORRY AB THE LENGTH I WROTE THIS FROM MIDNIGHT TO LIKE 1:30 AM- UGH sometimes this happens when i get on a scenario kick, SORRY 😭😭

also so sorry abt late reply! at least i already established im slow w/u guys so ig its not a huge surprise 😭

tysm for the request it was such a fun idea to write abt :D

i also like genshin, just a little bit u could say, so it was cool to see this carryover across fandoms lol

language barrier is so versatile, could be angst, crack, etc. so that makes sense

have a great weekend!!

Peace out,

🌙

[copal-sq]

整理してない写真が溜まり過ぎてて

手がつけられないw

ずっと何かしら撮ってるけど

出せないままズルズルと。

つくづく自分は、いい写真を撮るというより

古いカメラを使う事だけが

好きなんだなと実感するwww

大好きな趣味、登山やキャンプ、旅をしつつ

酒を飲みながら写真を撮る。

ここまでが最高で満足してしまうw

旅行や写真展も控えてるし

とりあえず撮る事だけは続けよう。

雨の出張ついでの山歩きでも貼っときます♪

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Sub blog : こぱるこっきんぐ

https://copal-xxx.tumblr.com/

[luvfy0dor]

Ahemm can I request s Fyodor x reader whos also russian but speaks better Japanese then him (i find it funny he's bad at learning Japanese) ♡

“Trust Me, Mine is Better ♡⁠˖” Fyodor Dostoevsky x GN!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚

Warnings; Google translate Japanese, cursing, not proofread

Description; Fyodors partner is also Russian, but is better with speaking Japanese and learned faster, so his partner helps him out

A/n; I wanna have a study date w him so bad omg 3:

• He'd be a teeny bit passive about it to be honest, but all in all he'd be proud of you. It's not often that he comes across someone who's better than him at anything intellectual.

ೃ⁀➷

Being in Japan with your boyfriend was lovely when he wasn't out being a terrorist. He loved to sight see whenever he left your homeland of Russia, but directions weren't his forte, nor was the Japanese language. You were able to speak it rather fluently though. You didn't have much of an accent to begin with, but however much of an accent you did have immediately disappeared when you opened your mouth to speak Japanese. He couldn't help but feel a little jealousy bubble in his chest when you could fluently speak with a random stranger in the street to ask which way something was, but he hid it well. As a matter of fact, he'd praise you.

"すみません、地下鉄の駅はどこですか?" (where is the subway station?) You asked when you stopped a man in the street, looking for a way home with your boyfriends hand in your own. You could almost feel Fyodors subtle glare gently burning through your skin like corrosives while you listened to the guy pointing you in the right direction. “ありがとう!" (Thank you) You say, giving a small nod of appreciation and leading Fyodor in the direction you were given. "Wow, Moya Lyubov, it's like you get better at speaking Japanese every day. Even your writing improves just as rapidly." The words rolled off his tongue smoothly and you gratefully accepted his compliments, smiling and squeezing his hand. "Thank you, yours does too. It's nice that we're both learning Japanese, so we can help eachother out." You say, looking at the street ahead of you, heading down a flight of stairs to a subway station.

"You sound like you're past simply learning." He says lightheartedly, a small smile on his face. You look over to him and nod. "I mean, I can get around, but I still have so much to learn and that's okay- Fedya, oh my gosh! We could have cute study dates together!! A lot of people do stuff like that in highschool or college, but since we were never together during either of those, we could do, like, a mock-study date." You say, excited by your new, groundbreaking idea. He seems amused by your enthusiasm, wrapping an arm around your shoulder and pulling you closer to him. “I wouldn't mind being taught how to speak and write better as long as it's by you. Other people are much more condescending and teasing." He says. You could only imagine he was referring to Nikolai after watching him show the clown a paper with large Japanese symbols written on the paper, to which Nikolai started giggling and asked him what the fuck it was supposed to be.

Needless to say that was the last time Fyodor turned to Nikolai for constructive criticism, he wrote him off as unhelpful in this manner. Instead he'd only get it from native speakers or people who are, in his eyes, fluent in the language. They could give him real advice. But since you were proposing a study date with him where he could get constructive advice from you and do some more learning of the language in his own way, there was no reason to pass that opportunity up. You both agreed on the next evening after he got home from a DOA meeting, and it was more than pleasant. You both laid in each other's presence, practicing your writing, doing Duolingo lessons here and there, and etc. You eventually got bored, craving your lovers attention instead of knowledge. You leaned over and brushed his hair away from his face before whispering into his ear. “キスしてもいいですか?" His eyebrows furrow and his head turns to face you.

"Can you what?" His words are slightly slurred together with his accent and sleepiness. His lips are pink and clearly chewed with focus and frustration and his eyelids are droopy. "Can I kiss you?" You repeat in English. His eyes widen and he grins, reaching out to cup your face, pulling you in. "You don't have to ask to kiss me, Moya Lyubov." He closes his eyes and lets his lips meet yours, moving them together and rubbing your cheek with his thumb. You entangle your fingers in his hair and part, taking a quick breath of air and resting your forehead against his. "I know, I just figured I'd give you a new phrase in Japanese." He laughs and pulls you into his thin body. "Who else would I need to say it to?" His hands rubbed up and down your back. "No one, but still- just let me be flirty while staying on topic, alright?" You say with a laugh, twirling his hair around your finger. Not to say neither of you learned anything during your study date, but just in case Fyodor didn't, he now knew how to ask to kiss you.

A/n; sorry this post is like an hour later than usual my bad chat ☹️

[82mitsu]

{18Trip} The Mayor Wards' Oshi Quiz

Ever find yourself in a bind when discovering a game and seeing there's so many bishounen and ikemen you just do not know who to pick as your oshi...!?

Well, 18TRIP's got you covered with their Oshi Quiz!

As the website says:

Answer to the 10 given questions, and we will predict which of the HAMA 18 Mayor Wards will end up in your top 3 as your potential oshi!

Now that's not the only kicker, each top 3 candidate has their own little quip given on their ranking. This post will cover all questions, answers to the questions, and answers to the answers of your questions~!

BTW, big shoutout and thanks to @sasaranurude for extracting all of the quiz results, this wouldn't have been possible to have been put together so quick w/o their help!

EDIT: When this was originally posted, not all quiz forms were included, it has been done now! There should be a total of 3 variants of the quiz you can take.

So sit tight & make sure your seatbelts fastened, it's time to go on a ride and take the Oshi Quiz! (warning: very long translation under the cut)

QUIZ QUESTIONS & ANSWERS

Q1: What kind of atmosphere (cute, cool, elegant and such) do you prefer in terms of appearance?

A childlike (face) and charming atmosphere

A cold and mature atmosphere

Individualistic and unique atmosphere

What matters the most is on the inside.

Q2: What kind of personality are you fascinated by? 

A cheerful, charming disposition

One with gentle demeanor

Intellectual

Honest

Mysterious

Eccentric

From here on out questions may vary. You will either get quiz form A, B or C. The quiz itself does not randomize these questions and are rather different variants.

Q3:

(A) What style of clothing are you attracted to? (どんな服装を魅力的に感じますか？)

Formal

Casual

Sporty

Committed to being original

I don’t really pay attention to it

(B) What shape of eyes do you like? (目の形状の好みはありますか？)

Round eyes

Droopy eyes

Slanted eyes

Narrow/half-open eyes

I don't really pay attention to it

(C) What kind of person do you tend to like? (どんなスタイルの人を好きになりやすいですか？)

Tall type

Small type

I don't really pay attention to it

Q4:

(A) When it comes to doing something, do you prefer the type that challenges new things, or the type that plays it safe? (何かをする際に、新しいことに挑戦するタイプ、安全を選ぶタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The type that challenges new things

The type that plays it safe

None of these are my type

(B) Which do you prefer, the type bad with crowds of people, or the the sociable type? (人混みが苦手なタイプ、人と交流するのが好きなタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The type bad with crowds of people

The sociable type

None of these are my type

(C) Which do you prefer, the type that plans everything out, or the type that doesn't make plans? (物事を計画的に進めるタイプ、行き当たりばったりのタイプのどちらが好きか？)

The type that plans everything out

The type that doesn't make plans

None of these are my type

Q5:

(A) Which do you prefer, the type that's open about his feelings, or the type that listens more than he speaks? (頻繁に意見を言うタイプ、聞く方が多いタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The type that's open about his feelings

The type that listens more than he speaks

None of these are my type

(B) Which do you prefer, the type that speaks what on his mind, or the type that bottles everything up? (本心を表情に出すタイプ、内に秘めるタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The type that speaks what on his mind

The type that bottles everything up

None of these are my type

(C) Which do you prefer, the type that worries about the small things, or the type that's open-minded? (細かいことを気にするタイプ、大らかなタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The type that worries about the small things

The type that's open-minded

None of these are my type

Q6:

(A) Which do you prefer, the type that’s good at taking care of you, or the type that you want to care of? (面倒見が良いほうが良いタイプ、面倒見たくなるタイプのどちらが好きか？)

The type that’s good at taking care of you

The type that you want to care of

None of these are my type

(B) Which do you prefer, the type that is considerate towards others, or the type that speaks his mind without holding back? (他人を気遣い遠慮するタイプ、遠慮せずに意見を言うタイプのどちらが好きか？)

The type that is considerate towards others

Type that speaks his mind without holding back

None of these are my type

(C) Which do you prefer, the spontaneous type or the type that does as told? (自発的に行動するタイプ、言われたことをこなすタイプのどちらが好きか?)

The spontaneous type

The type that does as told

None of these are my type

Q7:

(A) What is your type when it comes to how he feels about himself? (自分自身のことをどう思っているタイプが好き？)

He loves himself

He hasn’t no confidence

Doesn’t like nor dislike himself

Doesn’t dislike himself but does have an inferiority complex. 

(B) Would you prefer that he has a lot of experience in love? (恋愛経験は豊富なほうがよい？)

Having a lot is good

Not having a lot is good

A reasonable amount is good

Whichever is fine

(C) Would you prefer that he's carrying a lot of emotional baggage regarding his past? (重い過去を背負っているほうがよい？)

That's good

It's better to not let him get dragged down by it

Whichever is fine

Q8:

(A) Imagine your ideal type, if he existed in reality, whether at work or at school, what kind of role would he be in your life? (あなたの理想のタイプが、実際に職場や同じクラスに存在したらどんなポジションになっていそうですか？)

He everyone’s favorite guy

The oddball within the group

You’re both involved with each other, for better or for worse

You keep your distance from each other

(B) Which unexpected side of him would be to your liking? (どんな意外な一面があると良いですか?)

A lonely side

A cold side

A family-oriented side

A clingy side

Unexpected sides are unneccessary

(C) Which type is to your liking when it comes to line of thinking? (どちらの思考タイプが好きですか?)

I like the type that enjoys causing burdens to others

I like the type that finds it fullfilling to put burdens on themselves

None of these are my type

Q9:

(A) What is your preferred type when it comes to customer service to clients at a travel agency? (旅行代理店にきたお客さんにどんな接客をするタイプが好きですか？)

Receiving a lot of proposals in any kind of case

Carefully listens to your demands and then put everything nicely together in the end

Gives simple answers regarding the necessary information

Gives suggestions with a twist to them

(B) When facing thing's he's bad at, or scared of, what kind of reaction aligns with your type? (苦手なものや怖いものに直面した時、どんな反応をするタイプが好き？)

Gets meek and hates it / gets scared

Puts on a brave front

Pretends to be chill in order to not expose himself

(C) Imagine a situation where he has to lie, what kind of lie would you prefer? (もし嘘をつく場面があるとしたらどんなふうに嘘をつくタイプが好き？)

Lying as an act of self-protection

Lying for the sake of wanting to protect something else other than himself

Tells lies on the regular

Can't tell lies due to being honest (gets exposed)

Q10:

(A) When travelling abroad with your family, what kind of behavior is to your liking? (家族と海外旅行にいくときにどんな行動をするタイプが魅力的ですか？)

Taking initiative and making plans

Leave the planning to family

If the plane ride and hotel is secured, simply succumbing to the flow of things

(B) When traveling abroad alone, what kind of behavior is to your liking ? (ひとりで海外旅行にいくときにどんな行動をするタイプが魅力的ですか？)

Everything is planned out to a T

Not making any plans, just letting yourself go with the flow

There's days where there's plans, and there's days where there aren't any plans

(C) When traveling abroad with your friends, what kind of behavior is to your liking (友人と海外旅行にいくときにどんな行動をするタイプが魅力的ですか？)

Taking initiative and making plans

Leave the planning to friends

Dividing the plans amongst friends

If the plane ride and hotel is secured, simply succumbing to the flow of things

END OF QUIZ

Now after taking the quiz, you get your top 3. Each character reacts differently to where they ended up ranking. Now follows a translation of all of these quotes~ Here was my result, by the way!

Again, big thanks to my friend for extracting all the info from the site to have made this possible. If you wish to see all of the original quotes as is, please send a MSG and I will privately provide the spreadsheet link.

QUIZ RESULTS

Renga Nishizono

FIRST: 1st place…!? I’m h-hap… Ahem, ahem. This is a natural outcome for a first class celeb like me! So um, do you want, like an autograph or…? 

SECOND: I’m grateful to be in 2nd place… but don’t you dare believe that makes me a second-rate celeb for ending up here!

THIRD: I, me out of all people, am in 3rd!? W-well, I’m content enough that I’m included… Wait, don’t tell me I ranked lower than Liguang, right!?

Kafka Oguro

FIST: I thought it was a given how I’d end up being in 1st place for you, but… it still makes me happy. Obviously, you’re my number one too.♪ 

SECOND: 2nd place… Guess stuff like this isn’t out of the question. …Actually, no way Yukikaze is in first place… right?

THIRD: Grr… 3rd place, huh. Well, too bad I don’t know when to quit. Guess I’ll have to start planning out a strategy to become your number one. 

Ten Murakumo

FIRST: My condolences for getting me in 1st~ lol. Ain’tcha got people often rattling off how your god awful taste in men won’t ever make you happy? 

SECOND: Yeah, 2nd place’s just comfy enough for both of us. How’ bout we go have the kinda fun you can’t get with Mr. First Choice? Lil missy. 

THIRD: Uwah~ Nice you got buncha guys to fawn over, eh. Well, seeing I’m here all on my own means I gotta give ya the cold shoulder treatment, no? 

Yukikaze Kamina

FIRST: …Receiving a golden medal from you? I can’t contain my happiness. I’m going to end up cooking a boatload of gyoza at this rate tonight. 

SECOND: While the media might refer to me as the Silver Collector… I’ll work hard enough in order to become your gold.

THIRD: Even if I’m bronze to you, you will always be the gold prize to me… Remember that.

Lu Liguang

FIRST: You want to be number one in the Lùróng Family...? So you got what it takes to carry out your duties, huh. If you do, I’ll also take a fair share of the responsibility.

SECOND: Your second choice is the Lùróng Family...? The likes of you wanting to be under my wing is quite a bold move. You’re funny, I’ll give you that.

THIRD: I get why you applied, but you’re not qualified given how your required level of competence isn’t there yet. You’re rejected. Go redo your application. 

Akuta Isotake

FIRST: Ah, did I win Best Director and Male Leading Actor…!? Does this mean I’ll get treated to steak as congrats…?

SECOND: Oh, did I win Best Director and Male Supporting Actor…!? Are you gonna buy me my fav snacks as congrats…?

THIRD: C’mon I gotta be in 1st~ Pretty sure you need to pick the unique options and all for each question. So, how ‘bout one more round? 

Kiroku Kinugawa

FIRST: …! …1st, place… As thanks… I’ll make you… a drawing. Do you have, any requests…?

SECOND: 2nd… Um, since my little sister, taught me, how to text by pager… “999”. D-did you, get what I said…? 

THIRD: …I’m not, that interesting… But… 3rd place… makes me happy. When I go pick up, my little sister… I’ll tell her. 

TL note: 999 is サンキュー(thanks) in pager code. 

Nanaki Nanamegi

FIRST: Huh… I’m Chief’s number one…? To me, you’re obviously also, like, if I had to…! Ah, I’ll hit the character limit… 

SECOND: Um… I’m happy with being second. It’s like the second movement of a sonata… the gentle and quiet part so to speak, which I really love. 

THIRD: Of course I’m happy even if I’m in third. Being third out of 20 people, means we do have a lot of chemistry, right…? 

Muneuji Kaguya

FIRST: The first star in our solar system is Mercury. Mercury is a small star yet has high density. That is the kind of man I wish to be. 

SECOND: The second star in our solar system is Venus. The temperature on the ground surface is approximately 470° degrees… Yet, there is a certain romance precisely because you can’t set foot on it. 

THIRD: Do you know what the third star in our solar system is? …Yes, that is our very own Earth that we live on. Therefore, the Earth must also be included in my gratitude.

Ushio Kurama

FIRST: Getting me in 1st… you plan on stanning me? Hold up, who’s on the right side of the slash? I won’t hesitate to report you if you’re getting any weird ideas. 

SECOND: Seeing Reito getting 2nd in Patti-battle!’s third popularity poll made me happy and prou… Uh, nevermind me. 

THIRD: Times like these just calls for a character to go like, “Damnit, I lost to ___!”...I won’t be saying that though. 

TL note: Amongst JP otaku, ‘left’ or ‘right’ is a heated debate in ships, or fictional character pairings. On the left, you have the more dominating character, and on the right, you have the more submissive character. Be wary to not trigger any landmines when reversing the order… TL note2: Unsure how to read 礼人 precisely, so I have settled for Reito. This will be changed once more information has been revealed about Patti-battle!

Raito Kitakata

FIRST: I’m happy to be in 1st place. By the way, there is a house style ramen restaurant that I have as number one on my recommendation list, how about we go there together? 

SECOND: I have a pet theory where a restaurant’s philosophy shines through its 2nd most popular item on the menu. Which means I ended up ranking in a significant place. 

THIRD: 3rd place, huh. I’m grateful but currently, more than anything, I have an intense craving to slurp on some noodles ASAP. I’ll catch you later. 

Kinari Azekawa

FIRST: Verification of compliance with Master's ideals registered. Efforts will be made to elevate my performance further going forward. 

SECOND: Verification of the potential margin to elevate performance further registered. Feedback for the sake of becoming Master’s “bias” is kindly requested. 

THIRD: Verification of failure to comply with Master’s ideals registered. Room for improvement is present. Please input instructions for desired behavioral patterns. 

Chihiro Natsuyaki

FIRST: Chii’s 1st in the bias ranking!? Isn’t your taste like way too good!? Gonna go sicko mode on the fanservice☆ 

SECOND: 2nd place means like, you’ll be on TV till the last sec even on survival shows, aka just the right amount of delish~ So I’mma leave a buncha marks on you♪

THIRD: 3rd! Just within reach… but, I’m happy enough for being included~ …Srsly, it’s like, heaven and hell.

Tao Kinouchi

FIRST: Eh, me in 1st…? Uwah, kinda feeling humbled here, or well… Just in case, it’s not some prank or whatever like, right? 

SECOND: 2nd place’s also not for me. I wanna live up to expectations and stuff, but hearing others out is about all I can do… if that’s up your alley, then I’m always good to go.

THIRD: I’m just happy to end up ranking anything, but for me this is just right that I can sigh with relief and calm down. I was on edge earlier. 

Kuguri Domeki

FIRST: To have me in 1st… How adorably pathetic. I’ll give you the mercy of touching my body as a reward. So, where would you like to feel me up the most?

SECOND: The 2nd place you want to touch is… my collarbones? …Hmmm. Not that I care much, but you have some banal, disappointing tastes. 

THIRD: Leaving me behind in 3rd… You have some nerve. Looks like someone wants to get retrained by me from scratch.

Nagi Hachioya

FIRST: …Huh. I’m 1st? I’m so surprised I fail to understand… But as thanks…  I’ll become your servant for as long as you live. Or do I offer my kidney… 

SECOND: 2nd, thanks. I’m happy… Right, here’s a flower as some thanks… ah, nevermind… the bottom of the basket fell off… 

THIRD: 3rd… I don’t deserve this. As thanks you can have this horsetail. Did you know these are pretty delicious when used to cook tamago toji? 

TL note: Tamago toji is a Japanese soup dish where, for examples, vegetables are cooked in dashi broth and beaten eggs are added to make a kind of soup. 

Ryui Shiramitsu

FIRST: This ain’t the time to be stanning me! Go back right now, redo it until you get Toi in 1st!

SECOND: Oi, Toi better be ahead of me, yeah…? Not gonna let you have it if he isn’t…

THIRD: It’s not like I give a crap about being stanned or whatever. Just, if you feel like cooperating with me, you better guarantee Toi’s safety.

Toi Shiramitsu

FIRST: I’m your best boy…? I’m so happy! I’ll tell your fortune of the day as thanks… Wah, looks like your fortune’s as good as it can get♪

SECOND: You kindly graced me with 2nd place! Your fortune of the day is… slightly good luck. Take in all the small bits of happiness. 

THIRD:  Please let me do some fortune telling for you. Your fortune of the day is… Howawa, bad luck!? Watch out for any unexpected banana peels! 

Yodaka Natsume

FIRST: …Hm. If I remember correctly, your driving technique led to a violent explosion right at the last corner… I wonder if our machines would’ve ended up 1st. 

SECOND: …Hmn. Right… I ended up 2nd in the Senbatsu General Election. So the center of the debut single will be you… Congratulations.

THIRD: …Ngh. I also tried chasing after Liguang’s riichi when he went all in during oorasu… As a consequence, I discarded a tile, lost and ended up in 3rd. A shame.

TL note: Senbatsu General Election is an annual event where fans of AKB48 and adjacent groups can vote for their faves. More info here.  TL note2: I will simply link this wiki page to get enlightened about mahjong terms. 

Netaro Yowa

FIRST: Wahey, I landed 1st~♪ Which means I may do whatever I want to, yes? Which then means you’ll become my guinea pig, yes? 

SECOND: I am not dissatisfied with landing in 2nd place, yet I shall cast an enthralling spell onto you! Feast upon this enchanted meat bun!

THIRD: 3rd~? How dicey~... Well, I will thank you. A special gift of 2,7 mystery buns planned for disposal~

TL note: Bad foresight on me not seeing メロメロリン coming back again. For now, I will simply make it be something to “casting an enthralling spell” like in the previous instance until I workshop it into something better? 

That’s the end!

Thank you, thank you!

[gdmtblr]

November 3, 2023

My dog,“HUG” celebrated 13th birthday.

In the case of a medium-sized dog, in terms of human age, that's about 80 years old. And if a dog's life is compared to the four seasons, it is almost time to enter the winter period.

However, there is no need to think of it pessimistically. Because, winter is the most comfortable season for Hug, who is resistant to cold👍🏻🐶💙

Also, with Nico coming to our pack, Hug seems to have found new purpose in her job as an “educator'', and was able to survive the difficult summer in a healthy manner. Ahhh, Hug! You are truly amazing💕 (And THANKS, Nico!!💕)

I always wish her health and happiness.

Dear Tumblr’s friends.

Hug is always grateful for your kind messages and daily support✨🐶✨🐾🐾

愛犬・ハグが13歳の誕生日を迎えました。

中型犬の場合、ニンゲンの年齢に換算すると80歳代に突入、犬生を四季に例えるならばそろそろ冬の時代に差しかかろうとする時分になりました。

しかしそれはまったく悲観するようなことではありません。なぜならハグは寒さに強くて（むしろ得意なくらいかもw）、巡る季節のなかで冬こそが実は最も快適にいきいきとすごすことができるからです👍🏻🐶💙

またニコが我が家にやってきたことで、いつもなら食欲が減退し、ぐったりしてしまう苦手な夏も、今年のハグは「教育係」としての仕事に新たな生き甲斐を見い出したためか、まだまだ老け込んではいられない！とばかりに実に健康的にやりすごしてくれ、そのまま身体も心もずっと良いコンディションを保っています。

ニコはまだまだ手がかかる年頃。これからも頼りにしてますよっ、ハグパイセンっっ！😉🐶🐾🐾

●十一月: 霜月ともいう。立冬（十一月八日頃）を迎えるがまだ寒くはなく、空も野山も澄みとおる頃である。暖かな日和が続くかと思えば、ときに時雨たり霜の降る日も増えてくる。

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vkPfKnUaq5k

[nm-senmon]

最近全然報告してないから、ちょい前にホテルでお泊まり5Pした時の事書くかな。

トレーナーとバリタチが後2人呼んでくれて5Pする事になった。ガッチビ君は仕事の都合で来れないらしく、新規2名追加だからしっかり孕ませてやるからな！ってバリタチ君に言われた。

ホテルも準備してくれた。

新規2名は、元フィジークの選手で優勝経験も有る38歳で生しかしないバリタチ！多分ポジらしい。相手がポジってても関係無いって言ってるらしい。

もう1人は、元実業団のアメフト選手で今は実家の仕事とトレーナーを掛け持ちしてる34歳のタチリバ！彼は確実にポジだって。トレーナーがポジらせてからは乱パに行きまくってるみたい。

俺とトレーナーで先にホテルに入ってケツとか準備して待ってる。トレーナーは少しだけアゲるってコソコソやってた。その後はトレーナーとシャブり合いして待ってるとバリタチが新規2人を連れてきた。

入って来て早々に全員全裸になってカマグラの大きいやつを噛み砕いて飲む。俺も飲まされた。

とりあえず、俺は新規2人がイケ過ぎてて早くやりたい。フィジーカーをガン見してたら、小便飲んでくれるってマジっすか？って言われてみんなで風呂場に。

バリタチが、フィジーカーとアメフトの小便飲んでやさあげてよ！って優しく言われて俺はフィジーカーの半勃ちチンコを咥えて小便してもらう。初めてなのか？いきなり一気に出されて最初少しだけ溢れたけど全部飲み切った瞬間、アメフト君がフル勃起のチンコ突っ込んできて全出し！

溢しながらも最後まで飲み切った。どうやら俺に飲ませたくてずっと小便我慢してたらしい。

トレーナーとバリタチは、俺達はション浣してやるか〜って言いながら、俺立たせて壁に手を付かせてケツにローションを塗られた。

この2人は手慣れたもんで、バリタチからゆっくりケツに生チンコ入れて出すぞ！と言われる。膝がガクガクする。気持ちいい。ケツの奥が熱くなる。ヤバい！まだ来たばっかりなのに…

全部出し終わると、ケツ締めろよ！なるべく溢すなよ！って言われ一気にチンコを抜かれる。ケツを絞めてても抜く時に溢れる。それを見てフィジーカーとアメフトは、おぉ！すげーじゃん！マジでケツに小便されて喜んでる！って興奮気味。

次はトレーナー。無言で一気にチンコ突っ込まれてそのまま放尿！いつも通りのション浣で有る意味安心する。出し終わると一気チンコ抜かれたと思ったらトレーナーが指マンしてきた。

腹がパンパン！でも出したく無い！でも勝手に今出されたばっかりの小便が漏れる。俺がまだ出したく無い！って言ったら、フィジーカーが掘っていいっすか？って言い出して風呂場の床に仰向けにされてデカ目の生チンコにゆっくり入れられた。カリが大きめで根本がまた太い。

腹パンパンの状態なのに…ゆっくり掘られ始めた。ケツから小便が漏れてる。それにフィジーカーもアメフトも興奮気味。気持ちいい〜！って言いながらフィジーカーの腰振る速度も上がる。俺の口にはアメフトのチンコが突っ込まれて、バリタチはフィジーカーにチンコ咥えさせてる。トレーナーはアメフトとベロチューしてる。

俺のケツからはジャバジャバ小便が漏れてて、その漏れた小便をフィジーカーが救って舐めてた。みんな小便好きなんだ！って思ったらもう早くいっぱい精子欲しくなって、とりあえず一発種付けしてくれ！って頼んだ。

バリタチがとりあえず中出しして種ローションにしてやって！とフィジーカーに言うと、俺早漏だけど何発も出せるからとりあえず一発だすね！と言って一気にガン掘りしてきた。

俺はケツが気持ち良過ぎると勝手にケツ奥が締まるから、その締め付けでフィジーカーは即イキした。

俺は腹の上には小便と精子と我慢汁が混ざったのが少し出てて中出しし終わったフィジーカーがすすり飲んでた！

アメフトが早く俺も種付けしたい！って言い出して、トレーナーが、早く行って廻そう！と言う。

俺は出されたばっかりの新鮮な精子が漏れないように、軽くシャワー浴びてベッドに向かうとアメフト君が来て、ベッドに辿り着く前にバックから生チンコ入れられた。

バックで掘られながらベッドまで辿り着くと、さすが元アメフト選手って感じで、ガンガン掘られる。

俺は我慢汁お漏らし状態。口にはフィジーカーのチンコを入れられてお掃除フェラ。

ケツ壊れても掘り続けてずっと中出ししてやるからね！ってバリタチが耳元で囁いてくれた。アメフト君はこのケツ最高っすね！ってマジ野獣の様に掘りまくり！

俺はこの後この4人の気が済むまで処理道具になると思うと嬉し過ぎて脳汁出まくり。

早く精子欲しい！って言い出す始末w

この後、何発出したんだ？ってくらい俺のケツ使ってたから、続きはまた今度！

[sexymrmr]

ここ最近の俺、性欲がバグってる

✈️してるからってのもあると思う

(元々SEXは大好きだけどw)

いつも✈️させてくれるセフレには感謝しかないのだが、、、

先日とうとう🌙を経験

この前セフレと遊んだ時に、ひょんなことからお互いの最近の出来事を語り合う流れに。

その話の中で「実は最近とうとうやってしまいました🌙」と報告

ｾﾌﾚ「とうとうそこに手を出したかー🤔ﾆﾔﾘ」

いつもこのセフレとしか✈️はしていなかったんだけど、

他のところで思いもよらず🌙を経験することになった俺

すげー怖かったし緊張したけど

やってみたらさ！

もう全然違うんだね！効き方が！www

ちょっとビックリだったし、華麗にぶっ飛びましたよ！

これ、本当にごく最近の出来事です。

実のところ、今まではセフレにケツから仕込んでもらってゆるやかに✈️してたんだよね

(今だから「ゆるやか」と言えるんだけど)

🌙を経験したからといって

報告しなくてもいいのかもしれないけど

報告しといた方がいいかなって気持ちになった。

というより、変な話だけど、報告しとおきたかったのかもしれないなぁ

セフレ、俺にとっては先生みたいな存在だからwww

この日は今までしなかったいろーんな話ができたし、

俺もセフレも✈️中だったけどエロよりも話に夢中になっちゃうくらいな感じ。

なんか✈️中とはいえシンプルに楽しかったし素敵な時間だったなー

話してる最中、チンポと乳首はずーっとイジッてたけどwww

んで、話も一段落してきたところで、

ｾﾌﾚ「どーする？追加する？」のキラーワード

最初は断ったんだけど「やっぱり追加したい」とお願いしてしまった

ｾﾌﾚ 「で？どっちから？」

俺「えーーっと、、、🌙でお願いします」

これを言わせるところがたまらないwww

単純に「どっちから？」って素朴な疑問として聞いただけなのかもしれないけど

この話の流れでのそれはズキュンでした。

セフレに無事に🌙をしてもらって

一気にグワーッと離陸しまして、、、

もう一遊びして帰路へと着いたここ最近のお話。

めでたしめでたし！

[seb59tr01r]

ドリルちんこいじるのが止められねえ…

タイミング的に割と楽に射精は可能だと思う…思うけど…そう出来ないのが世の常人の常💦

射精する瞬間は確かにめっちゃ気持ちいい😍

射精の快感さえ、ドリチンをずっといじり続けてるこの状態を変えることが出来ないのか…と活字にして気が付いた😓

自分のドリチン好き度は相当に高いと知った。確かにドリチンに傾けてる熱量は並々ならぬモノがあるような気はしてたけど。。。とフリックしながら左手はちんこを包み込むように手を被せてゆっくり擦ってましたw

[upfunnow]

ウケだけど変態マンコに種付けしたい。と言われたので

プスっと25突いて変態になってケツワレ待機。

今回のネタすげー効き良い笑

ガチムチウケ君は変態になってる俺を見て「ガンギマリっすねwめちゃくちゃエロい」と興奮気味。

服を脱ぐと既にギンギンに勃っていたのでそのままローション塗って即ハメw

ガチガチに勃起した太マラで掘られて感じまくる。

生チンポ気持ち良い…！

ラ爆吸いしてヘロヘロになりながら更に激しく掘られて

アンアン喘ぎながら潮吹き…！

変態マンコ掘られて感じまくってる俺を見て

ガチムチウケ君もキメたくなってしまったようで20突いて変態に…

「あぁぁ…すっげ。気持ち良い！！生チンポぶち込んで欲しい！！」とかなり効いてる様子。

俺のチンポを勃たせて、ガチムチウケ君に生挿入したら挿れただけでトコロテンww

「生チンポ気持ち良い！！イク！！」と突く度にドリチンからザーメンが溢れ出てくる。

そんな姿を見ていたらイキそうになってきたので、とりあえず1発目を種付け。

「あーー！イクッ！！」といきなり中出しされて興奮するガチムチウケ君ww

「誰のチンポでもいいから掘られたい…顔もわからない種馬に中出しされてるところ見られたい」と欲求爆発www

近所のタチを2人呼んで目隠し四つん這い待機。

1人は20代のスリムなデカマラ、2人目は30代の普通体型、上反り太マラ。

交代でケツマンコ犯されて俺とガチムチウケ君は喘ぎまくりwww

どっちのチンポも当たって気持ち良い…！

タチは俺たち2人に1発づつ種付けしてくれた。

それから追加して、また別のタチを呼んで掘られて種付けされまくった。

俺とガチムチウケ君は性処理マンコになってしまったw

[bk-bk]

新宿wホテルでの体験談⑥

二人目の携帯はひっきりなしに通知のバイブレーションが鳴っている。

脳みそにダイレクトに届くようだ。

またドアが開いた。

四人目が入室。

俺は突き出したケツマンコに自ら手を当て丸見えの処理穴にイキり種をひねりだした。

四人目に聞こえるようにケツマンコ周りにぐちゃぐちゃと塗り広げる。

あぁ。もう種の事しか考えられねえ。。

四人目はガチャガチャけたたましく服を脱ぎ捨てすぐに四つん這いの俺に覆いかぶさって来ると同時に俺の乳首とチ〇コをタッチしてきた。

すぐに悟ったようで四人目「すっげーコリ乳首だな！」

その三人目は既にビンビンなデカマラを俺の背中に押し付けてくる。

ビクンビクン活きの良いデカマラだと背中で感じた。

俺「乳首気持ちい。もっとモロ感乳首いじってほしいです。」と哀願した。

目の前にいる二人目が反応するように乳首を強めになぶってくる。

（コイツだんだん俺の気持ちいいポイントわかってきてる）

マジでダダ洩れで声出していると四人目と二人目が話し込んでいる様子。

なにやら二人目は種マンが好みだからたっぷり種追加してくれよ。みたいな会話をしている。

多分、こういう流れになる時は往々にして新規さん（4人目）がイケメン。

俺はイケメンの種が欲しくなりうわごとのように種をねだっていた。

俺「種ほしい。種付けしてくれえぇぇぇぇ」

不意に四人目イケメンのデカマラが手に触れる。

すかさず握りしめると缶のよな太ってえのがビンビンになっていた。

四人目と二人目が並んでダブルフェラ状態。

乳首が感じすぎてもっと気持ちよくなりたくて俺は胸を張り乳首をビン立ちにさせた。

両方から両乳首を同時に責められ俺は気を失うぐらい気持ち良すぎて「すっげーやっべーやっべー」と繰り返した。

二人目が四人目を促しケツマンコへ誘導。

四人目は飛び乗るように四つん這いの俺ケツマンコを増し掴み。

ゆっくりと太デカマラを沈めてきた。

四人目イケメン「キ〇マン気持ちいいーーー。あったけぇーーーー。奥ぐっちゃぐちゃじゃん」とノリノリ。

俺「ガンガン突いて種追加してほしいです。」

四人目イケメン「ＯＫ」

そっから四人目イケメン激し過ぎた。

めっちゃくちゃにガンガン掘られてケツマンコ壊されそうになった。

20分ぐらい掘られ続けて気を失いそうになった頃、奥にドックドク種付けされた。

二人目がそれを見届けたかと思うと一度俺から離れ、何かまたガサゴソしている。

二人目「ちょっとじっとしてな」とケツマンコに指を突っ込まれた。

またケツマンコにジワッと熱い感覚を覚える。

熱すぎる。ガン〇ロかな？なんて考えていると

そしてソイツは蓋をするようにデカマラで俺の処理穴を塞いできた。

二人目「やっぱお前は仕込まれ好きだな」と耳元でつぶやくと同時にガバッと目隠しを取られた。

顔を見ると見慣れたセフレだった。

一瞬脳みそがバグったかと思ったがやはり何度見ても見覚えのある顔。

なんだハメられたなと気付いたがソイツは俺のことを何度かホテルで廻す企画をしてくれたことがあるセフレ。

セフレと言ってもサシでやることはほとんどなく

いつも俺が廻されてイケるイケメンの種が入った後に連続で種付けするのに興奮するらしい。

セフレ「さっきのイケメンめっちゃ激しかったな。ぐっちょちょの種壺完成じゃん。」と言いつつすかさずガンガン掘ってくる。

セフレ「やっべーな。すっかりトロトロ種壺だな。タネマンあったけぇぇぇーーー。。キ〇ってくるとイケなうなるからさっさと種付けしてやるぞ。欲しいか欲しいだろ」

俺「あぁぁぁあーーー種付けしてくれぇぇぇー。」

セフレ「イクイクイク。おら熱い種受けろおおおおーー

」

完全に獣化しながらセフレは俺の中ではじける。

セフレはズルっと抜くと「後は楽しめ！！！」って気さくにシャワーへ。

（後で話し聞くとセフレと四人目イケメンは知り合いでセフレが呼んだって魂胆だった）

完全にハメられたが熱くなった体は加速していくばかり。

俺はまた完全疼き出して来て

自分で乳首いじりながら次の相手にメッセージした。

「〇〇号室。即種付けしてくれ。」

終

※このストーリーはフィックションです。