#⸨ * CRACK ⸩ — nmahanamahanamaha — aaaaaye macarana !

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       pulls out a bowl

      puts milk in it & THEN the cereal while staring you down 

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OR ... or , hear me out: we can not do ANY of those things

and actually just go grab a cup'a joe??? not even gonna give a hedgehog the CHANCE to hear you out?? we can all be friends here !! or rivals who occasionally team up !!

  a 'truce' only you decided to make to save face.  can't be too sacred. 

    now you can either sink and drown or . . . freeze. 

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      sonic vc: haha i nearly die on a daily basis ain’t that neat?   👉👉       tails vc: NO IT’S NOT ‘NEAT’ SONIC—       sonic vc: so anyways

@aeniqmata​ / THIS IS BASICALLY WHAT JUST HAPPENED RIGHT

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       you did what

      bitch i still lived didn’t i

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   h a h.

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      ||. y’all it’s still ~4 hours out and i just need everyone 2 know how @earthssprout​ has enlightened me this day

bonus:

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      hehehe guess the braincell didn’t evolve too different after all~

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@badnikbreaker replied to your post “      ( CHUCKLES ) im in danger”:

OH /YOU/ CAN ONLY HANDLE SO MUCH TRAUMA

   hey now i don’t believe in comparing trauma here can we just agree life sucks​

     pretty please

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          ||. i don’t think s.onic would ever think about adopting tail.s because it just... wouldn’t really cross his mind. because to him they’re just already family. why would they need documents for something like that, yknow? (and it never comes up bc i’d imagine most people just sort of assume, or don’t ask, or think s.onic is way older than he is rip), 

      but if for some reason it ever DID come up i think it would be funny for s.onic to get a lawyer SPECIFICALLY for that but then keep said lawyer around bc a.) he’d learn a lot of things he’d probably not learn otherwise about how law stuff works b.) he’d use his newfound knowledge to be the bane of his rivals/enemies’ existence at all times c.) so he can also make a bunch of “i gotta go talk to my lawyer” jokes at ANY given time

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@badnikbreaker replied to your post “      WINNIE DON’T YOU CALL HIM OUT THIS WAY”:

no no keep going

​     DON’T YOU GANG UP ON HIM

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        jokes on u eggy, u can’t get cancelled off social media if u don’t have any 

        that said once he figures out what his password to tails’ computer is again he’s definitely gonna make one of them cesspool blue-bird accounts for . . . what is it again gnoming?

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fstbmp​ / fiesty-pants.

“Three hours o’ sleep gang!” She’s cheering before nearly collapsing on the spot.

            ❝  tch.  ❞  he’ll  keep  her  from  falling  flat  on  her  face  and  offer  a  fist  bump.             ❝  —  somethin’  tells  me  you  might  need  th’caffeine  rush  more’n  me.   ❞

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@somewhereinchaos replied to your post “          ❝  ………..  quit bein’ so OBSERVANT. ❞...”:

APPROACHES.. MENACINGLY. HE KNOWS.

        BACKS AWAY. VERY FAST. HE’S NOT READY FOR ATTENTION YET

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                    ok, he'll admit it. that does sound a LOT better than "ari the hedgehog". that wouldn't even be accurate. also, he doesn't have a last name.

( * beta post )

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           ❝  i  think  my  eyeballs  need  t’be  bleached. or  my  brain. ❞

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diffxrentwxrlds​ / surge.

{{ L }} “Hoe, I ain’t talkin’ no hibernation. I’m puttin’ yo ass in a straight up coma.”

          ❝  gonna  have  to  take  a  raincheck  on  that  one  ,  sparkles.  ‘ppreciate  the  offer  but  looks  like  i  got  a  schedule  conflict  with  SAVIN’  THE  WORLD. ❞