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We should all fear the day Coyote REALLY starts getting scary because Telepathy would totally be on the table for them and they're the last person you need reading your mind.

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Get to Know the Mun

what's your phone wallpaper?: Both my wallpaper and lock screen are Coyote lol. My lock screen is this classic by joltergeist and my wallpaper is this beauty by its-sixxers.

last song listened to: Solo la morte ti ammanette - Uncle Acid & the Deadbeats

currently reading: Netherworld by Richard Lee Byers. It's one of those OLD VTM novels. I believe this one is based off V2.

last movie: Watched Maxx/xine with Prism.

last show: Blue Planet II.

what are you wearing right now?: A snap closure tank top and cargo short (in a goth honoring way)

piercings/tattoos: Double lobe on my left and single lobe on my right. I almost got a navel ring but my anatomy turned out to be a little risky for it.

glasses/contacts?: Glasses

last thing you ate?: Chicken sammich (yay!)

favorite color: Black.

current obsession: Other than the usual? Horror movies again.

do you have a crush right now?: The Predator in the original 1987 film heehee.

favorite fictional character: My OCs...and my friends OCs. :)

last place you traveled: Like, traveled traveled? Went to San Francisco with my tías and a couple of my cousins a little while back! We toured Alcatraz and it was very interesting. My hips gave out once we got back to our lodgings though. My hips hurt easy and there are so many stairs and inclines in the island and in the actual prison itself. But the view across the bay of Fisherman's Wharf is very beautiful after dark. I love being on boats. :3

Tagged by: @eternalbite (Thankies :3) Tagging: YOU!

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I have AUs that have no names, only placeholders. But Me when I'm a fish, Corporate Spineless, and Scoobert Goes Machete-Mode cannot stick...or can they?

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Hey. Coyote managed to get a Messy Crit ON ONE FUCKING HUNGER DICE after flopping all their other recent dice rolls. So as punishment, I'm boiling them in oil! Say your goodbyes because I'm turning their GOOFY ASS into TEMPURA.

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🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ p.s you don’t have to answer if you don’t wanna!

Suspiria - Goblin

LA - Boy Harsher

I Feel You - Depeche Mode

Subaqueous Funeral - Worm

Flowers of Evil/Malifore - Electric Wizard

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Giallo slasher Coyote exists now. Blame @yunalai for it. Also Coyote dies at the end because in this AU, it's what they deserve. Really. They do.

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Heya. Thank you guys for your patience on my slowness! Thinking about ya'll!!

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Thinking about how if Coyote had gone on T and was able to get older, they'd look like Danny Trejo. Just look at him.

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Hey. Thank you guys for being patient about me stilling harping on about this. I hate doing drafts out of order but I'm a little overwhelmed with that I've got here paired with stuff I got cooking in the play-by-post . I don't wanna drop anything because I'm invested in all of them 😭. I think I'll start off with threads that are coming easier to me and work on actually utilizing my queue instead of getting impatient and just posting.

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Woke up to a blog with Nazi garbage on it liking my posts. What that blog's intention was, I could not tell you. What I can tell you is that this blog is hostile towards fascists. Nothing I make is for the enjoyment of fascists. There's only so much that I can say on what I think fascists should do before tumblr might punt me for "violating community guidelines" but you get the picture. This blog isn't for scum like that and I want to make that very fucking clear.

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people i'd like to get to know better

last song i listened to: Guitarras Blancas - Los Enanitos Verdes

currently watching: ONE MILLION HORROR MOVIES FOREVER AND EVER!!! No series have really caught my eye this season other than IWTV (which I'm behind on) so been watching a lot of horror movies.

spicy/savory/sweet: Spicy

relationship status: ?? :000? ?? NO CLICKBAIT??? :00????

current obsession(s): Coyote's fucked up and evil plots in the play-by-post I'm in. Having a totally normal rise to power within the Anarchs >:)

bonus bonus bonus: What if I told you there was a mini cringehound laying on her failblanket with her big empty boba eyes below the cut?

tagged by: @bluefeathrs (Thankies :3)

Tagging: You 🫵

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DASHBOARD BOOK RECOMMENDATIONS

recommend 9 books to the dash in any genre! tagged by: @r3dblccd (thankies :3) tagging: YOU! 🫵

The Hellbound Heart by Clive Barker

Earthlings by Sayaka Murata

Sunglasses After Dark by Nancy A. Collins

Wormwood by Poppy Z. Brite

Misery by Stephen King

The Haar by David Sodergren

The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice

The Wasp Factory by Iain Banks

A Clockwork Orange by Anthony Burgess

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It's never really occurred to me but Coyote's Sire is technically an Elder... Not only an Elder but a total fucking flop of one at that. Fumbling all your Childer at your age and Generation. Sir.

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rules: put 5 songs you listen to and then tag whoever you want!

D​é​sir​é​e - Devil's Witches

She Casts a Shadow - Faetooth

Fate - Boy Harsher

Black Kiss - Vandal Moon

Claire's Horrors - London After Midnight

Stolen from: @ratwhsprs

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Unprompted

Thankies, Holly! I'm very glad we stumbled upon each other on this wild west ass website. :3

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Comfort food: Pozole, sopa de fideo, garlic noodles, and black garlic ramen. 

Comfort drink(s): Chocolate oat milk, jasmine milk tea, and cherry cola.

Comfort movie(s): Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2, RoboCop, From Dusk Til Dawn, Mad God, and The Belladonna of Sadness.

Comfort show(s): Too Cute!, How It's Made, Interview with the Vampire

Comfort clothing: Cargo pants/shorts but in a goth way.

Comfort song(s): Planet Caravan by Black Sabbath, Into The Wild by Green Lung, and It Was A Good Day by Ice Cube

Comfort book(s): A Clockwork Orange, The Hellbound Heart, The Haar, The Vampire Armand, and The Bell Jar.

Comfort game(s): VTM: Bloodlines, Devil May Cry 3 & 5, The Sims 4, House Flipper, Spore, and Postal 1.

Tagged by: @bluefeathrs (Thankies :3) Tagging: @r3dblccd @sortilegum @cainiine @murdercapitxl and you!!