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[thriftstoreferryman]

[ aria shahghasemi | he/him ] Another face is seeking safety in New Orleans. Make sure to welcome LANDON KIRBY to the home of the resilient. Rumor has it that they are an 20/23 year old PHENOIX/FERRYMAN who is one of the RETURNED but we’ll keep that a secret. They are said to be INSECURE, but that’s all a façade to cover up their COMPASSIANTE nature. We’ve heard that they can be found listening to STRONGER by THE SCORE, which sums them up pretty well. Let’s hope that they can find a way to survive this harsh new world.

Canon to the end of legacies where he was living in limbo and helping people get to peace. He is lacking part of his soul but is at peace with his place in the world, helping people move onto peace.

When the dead started coming back, he was out of work as people started disappearing from limbo. He got brought back with the dead returning, but his souls is still connected to limbo as the ferryman.

He is trying to work out what he wants now that he is back, given he can choose to return to his normal life or keep ruling limbo.

I am not on discord, so please hit me up if you want to plot something

[solstices-dreams]

𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨.

— 🕯𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐞.

I use any and all pronouns and currently identify as “gender flux.” At least… it’s the closest definition to what I feel. I’m unlabeled with my sexuality, pretty much “i like who i like.” I go by solstice, dahlia, and kaz. Most of the time it’s dahlia or dahl, occasionally kaz since they’re my usual dr names.

I’ve been into reality shifting since 2022 and haven’t shifted to any of my drs yet. I like to post about my drs rather than the “science” behind shifting or methods. Most of my content is dr intros and other stuff like motivation, mood-boards, and information about them. Once I shift I’ll also post storytimes.

This is also a non judgement zone, meaning I don’t care if you’re an age regresser / age dreamer (cuz… I am too) or if you’re a therian.

Please don’t be afraid to socialize with me, it makes my day when someone interacts with me and I tend to return the favor.

I have diagnosed social anxiety and i’m working on getting diagnosed with depression. I also might have ADHD which I am currently doing research on. Sometimes I don’t reply because I get drained but I don’t appreciate it any less.

𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐲. [ marauders dr ] ❦︎

— 🩰 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞𝐬.

I love listening to music (who doesn’t?) and my fav artists are Ashnikko, Billie Eilish, Lana Del Ray, and Chappell Roan. I like more upbeat songs and every now and then some good depressing tunes.

A few of my favorite shows/movies are A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Falcon and The Winter Soldier, and Enola Holmes. My favorite author is Margaret Owen, her books are so goodddd.

— 🗝 𝐦𝐲 𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐬.

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐝𝐢𝐚𝐫𝐲. random shouts to the void, updates on my life and miscellaneous posts

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐝𝐫𝐬. my dr posts

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭. my dr masterlists

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐭. ❦︎ any posts regarding my s/os

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐠...? : rant posts

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬. reblogs

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐛𝐨𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐬. my mood boards, usually shifting related

#— 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥’𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐢𝐥. replies to asks

all my drs are tagged according to my dr masterlist ᝰ.ᐟ

— ♟️ 𝐝𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

navigation to my dr master list… 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐦𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭. ᝰ.ᐟ

my pinterest is 𝐝𝐚𝐡𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. ᝰ.ᐟ

my fan fiction side blog is @𝐤𝐚𝐳𝐢𝐬𝐢𝐧. ᝰ.ᐟ

— 📜 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐬.

𝐝𝐫 𝐬/𝐨 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 ; 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐬𝐤 𝐠𝐚𝐦𝐞 ; 𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 ; 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 ; 𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐟𝐭𝐦𝐚𝐬

last updated … [feb. 10]

[afrodisiiac]

❦… hello! you’ve reached the AFRODISIIAC hotline! c’mon… relax… stay a while… i’m going to make you feel so, so good.

✮- about me.

✮- rules.

✮- 1-800-AFRODISIIAC.

❦… i hope you enjoyed your visit, cum again ;).

© 𝟤𝟢𝟤5 afrodisiiac. 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽

[disorderedcritters]

Species - butterfly

Disorder based on - BPD / borderline personality disorder

Nicknames - the butterfly , Lunar (butterfly)

Pronouns - she/they/it

Likes - games , soft music , painting , the colour lilac , foxglove plants , people , hoodies , the smell of flowers , candles , listening to people talk .

Dislikes - being left alone (abandoned) , loud music , messy spaces , water , dresses , arguments , weeds .

Hobbies - planting flowers , playing games , painting , making clothes .

Tag : ❦ BPD butterfly

[controversial-opinionz]

Sntry — side blog ❦

no dni since y'all won't follow it anyways but i block freely! This blog is for me to post my opinions and stuff!

[hagareteku]

rie or lulu

she/it/ae prns…

18yrs old.. i write stories , poems , fanfictions (( ⌯ ′-′⌯)) , n just ramble :P

requests ? maybe :3

nsfw ? not often but maybe if not too extreme/graphic (heavy on maybe)

anons ? yes !

o(TヘTo) dni  - basic dni criteria , extreme nsfw blogs (hrd kinks , cp/prn posting , hntai posting , etc) , minors , p3do/lolicon/shotacon (hard block) , wlw/mlm fetishizers , cishet male yuri /cishet girl yaoi readers , “i age up minor chars for nsfw reasons” , poc fetishizers , interact w gore , zionists (hard block) …

i like <3  - genshin , jjk >.< , pmmm , miku + proseka , valo (nontox) , mitski (im her #1 fan) , shoegaze , figure skating , sanrio/sanx , artists , emo music , きくおき/きくおはな , oyasumi punpun , cats , girls !!!

bfyi .. - i might interact with occasional edtumblr (big might ) n sometimes i vent … but i always tag properly

[w0nderhoyman]

okay intro post time

Hiiiiiii. I'm ZyloX. Thats my online name but i dont care if people call me Ezrah of ez or some shit around there. hell call me es if you want to

I am an artist. Started at like around 4 and then just kept going. It sounds impressive when I say "I've been drawing for 10 years" but then it kills the mood when i say i started young and the limbs looked like toothpicks.

I'm also a writer!

that's my profile. you can find the stories i'm writing there (lorejike is mainly a shitpost; slaughtered notion is the first book while hiella vanidicum chriela is the second)

I have a MILLION fandoms that i'm in. list below the cut

- Project Sekai

- Milgram

- Vocaloid

- Cookie Run (OB and K)

- Bob's Onslaught/Bob Mod

- My Deer Friend Nokotan

- Danganronpa

- Touhou

- Omori

- pretty much any object show

- Illusion Carnival

- IB!!!!! I LOVE THIS GAME SO MUCH RAAAGAAGGHHHHH

- Dead Plate

- Elevator Hitch

- Rot in Paradise

- does roblox count as a fandom

- PJSKBSSO (i love you if you know what this is /j)

- Needy Streamer Overload/Needy Girl Overdose

- The Amazing Digital Circus

- Ash Echoes

- Detroit: Become Human

- Mouthwashing

- Project: Eden's Garden

OH MY GOD THAT WAS A LOT SORRY

I have other socials!!!!

Discord: wonderhoyman

Twitter: wonderhoyman

anyways here are some examples of my art (i think you can tell i like purple and red)

[miindfuck]

cora mills, a canon character from once upon a time. forty years old. unaware. secretary of state. bisexual. she/her pronouns. jenna coleman fc.

in the show, cora's a composite character based on the queen of hearts from alice in wonderland and the miller's daughter from rumpelstiltskin. she is smart, ambitious, manipulative and cruel. she believes love is weakness and even took her own heart out to stop herself from succumbing to emotions.

in washington, she's still heartless although she doesn't know it. all she knows is that she wants power and that everything else is pointless. in her fake memories, she grew up on a small farm in upstate new york. her mother was absent, her father was always drunk, and cora was left to do nearly all the work. but she swore she'd get out of that life and go be someone important, and that's what she did. she saved up a little money and moved her life to washington without a goodbye.

a lot of hard work, shaking hands and ass kissing later, she's worked her way up into a position of power within the government. perhaps she used a bit of foul play here or there to achieve her goals, but nothing that can be proven. the truth is, she is just as ruthless and dangerous in washington as she was in the enchanted forest, the only difference is she's a bit sneakier about it now.

[enchvntressx]

an intro - 𝙡𝙤𝙧𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙞 𝙠𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙖𝙣. 26.

lorelei is a fresh face around nxt. as former coyote girl turned make up artist. you'll find her beautifying the ladies before matches and ppv's as of 4th february 2024. with an armenian bloodline, this woman will torment you in every way possible - her favorite victim is her ex dan. lorelei knew dan and his family and convinced an emotionally challenged man to start dating. however, once she realised that he would put his job first, she got bored of his lack of affection and cheated on him. somehow, she will always make her wrongdoings someone else's fault. she's a heartless temptress so tread carefully. bisexual kinda.

connections;

dan maloney - her ex boyfriend and the man she cheated on. more tba

[b1nary5tar]

Hi! We're Zero (0)/Ichigo (15), a system of 8. We're the Binary Star System.

We're bodily on our early 20s, with alter ages ranging from 14 to early 30s, and you can use they/them (in a "multiple people" way) or she/her for us, since most of us are women. We experience a mild degree of dissociative amnesia, and we're very used to masking.

This is a sideblog to talk about our experiences and learn more things. Feel free to talk to us through asks or DMs, we love making friends! No plans to get involved in discourse, though.

🪼🪽🫀💜🐻🪻👾⏳ <- emoji tags, but for who's who, we'd rather not disclose this information. Get to know about specifics with time.

🪻takes editing requests, though, so feel free to send an ask for her to make graphics of your choosing ✦

Have a nice stay and a great day!

[jadeshifting]

❦ … LOCKBOX … OF … (WILDEST) … DREAMS

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if u want the KEY, here it is —> 🗝₊˚⊹♡

.　　. 　 ˚　. ABOUT ME

— i’m JADE, a very typical and normal shifter with too many DRs, too many interests, and too many soulmates (none in this reality, ew.)

— i love books and movies and anything I can devour and integrate into my identity, which I do with all of them. born in ‘05, i’m 19, and pinterest, tumblr and letterboxd haaaate to see me coming. I write— sometimes a whole bunch of nothing, sometimes things I’m convinced belong in the bible, but I still do it like my fingers will fall off at anytime

.　　. 　 ˚　. ( pssst, my pinterest )

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i want a yellow diamond engagement ring .. a BIG one. i want a country house with a porch. i want a velvetine bunny rabbit with floppy ears. i want a stone house next to the sea. i want the whole sea.

and I can HAVE it, and so can you. isn’t shifting fun babes ౨ৎ

.　　. 　 ˚　. SHIFTING JOURNEY

it’s likely nothing you haven’t heard before. I found out about shifting when everyone else did (Hogwarts, which I’m sure you can tell stuck to me like tar) and lived with only misinformation for sustenance on shiftok for a loooong time (rip </3) until I had the sense to use amino, some reddit, and finally ended up on shiftblr

.　　. 　 ˚　. MI BLOG

i talk about all sorts of things on here !! like a one-stop shop for shifting & scripting—you may notice that i love to focus on scripting, though. in my ( humble ) ( NOT ) opinion, our community is oversaturated with advice that more often than not overcomplicates the very natural, automatic process that is shifting. rather that putting the simple process of shifting under a microscope, i find it much more fun to explore everything you can do with it. i take emoji anons and i’m happy to chat about pretty much anything !! you can refer to my inbox guidelines below or my “asks <3” tag for more specific examples of the kinds of questions i take

— inbox guidelines ( coming soon, PATIENCE )

— anons list

❦ … ALTERNATIVE … REALITIES

(not DESIRED, because I don’t desire things I already have or places I already go to)

.　　. 　 ˚　. HOGWARTS REALITY … school in the echoing, ever shifting stone walls of Hogwarts, excelling at forms of magic that are unknown to the rest of the world. holing up in dorms, lanterns’ glow illuminating ink-smudged fingers and invented incantations. returning to the manor in the summertime, when the fun really stars, when we twirl absurdly in silken gowns at gala after gala, kiss people our families wouldn’t approve of, take our liberties in between swaths of velvet and drenched in silvery champagne. in the end, though, it all comes down to one thing: power. the opulence, our loyalties, our endless magic. it all serves that one thing

— hogwarts masterlist

— shiftmas masterlist ( 4 hogwarts )

.　　. 　 ˚　. 2006 MYSPACE HOTTIE REALITY … thrust into fame from both my booming myspace blog and a face people can’t seem to do anything but affix their eyes on, my serious acting career does nothing to stop the diabolical antics i put on with my hot friends and my absolutely smoking boyfriend—in the public eye, sure, but mostly in the grainy hot pink sanctuary of my infamous myspace account. they can’t take their eyes off of me

— jare & i keep making headlines ( hot )

.　　. 　 ˚　. THE WALKING DEAD REALITY …

— intro

— 5 senses ( waking up there. )

— things i’m looking forward to

— what’s in my (apocalyptic survival) bag

— walking dead radio

— my DR self moodboard

— trapped with Negan

.　　. 　 ˚　. SUPERNATURAL REALITY

— intro

— hunter log 001

— lookbook

— things i’m looking forward to

— my life ( told through tarot )

— me as a perfume

— why would the winchesters let you join them? ( script inspiration )

— blueberry & sugar lemon perfume

.　　. 　 ˚　. EVER AFTER HIGH REALITY

— lore blurb

— shoutout to my original s/o (nostalgia, apple ml)

— fairytale parent ideas

.　　. 　 ˚　. SMALLVILLE REALITY

— my dr basics ( pre-intro )

— my dr self moodboard ( Jade Apple LaRue )

.　　. 　 ˚　. NYC STAR REALITY

— musings ( things i’m looking forward to )

— yearning 4 my boyfriend when he’s away

.　　. 　 ˚　. JURASSIC WORLD REALITY

— my DR self moodboard

— a day in my life on Jurassic World

.　　. 　 ˚　. OUTER BANKS REALITY

— my DR self moodboard

— what’s in my bag?

— 5 senses ( waking up there. )

.　　. 　 ˚　. MUCH ADO ABOUT LOVE LETTERS REALITY

— DR blurb

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❦ … NAVIGATION

.　　. 　 ˚　. asks are always open and I luvvvv them, i’d be totally happy to write scenarios, blurbs, give shifting motivation or scripting ideas, or really anything else. don’t be shy & feel free to send whatever you want :-)

MUSINGS ( SOMEONE STOP HER. )

𓆩♡𓆪 — the spectral glamour girl

𓆩♡𓆪 — don’t feel guilty for your main character syndrome

𓆩♡𓆪 — there are plenty of fates worse than yours

𓆩♡𓆪 — traveling the multiverse vs traveling the world

𓆩♡𓆪 — why do we use face claims? ( on self expression vs. self acceptance )

𓆩♡𓆪 — “this is the best method” and why that doesn’t serve your shifting journey

SCRIPTING IDEAS

𓆩♡𓆪 — waiting room ideas

𓆩♡𓆪 — hogwarts elective classes to script

𓆩♡𓆪 — places to script (hogsmeade)

𓆩♡𓆪 — scripting your family ( i swear it can work even if they’re not dead )

𓆩♡𓆪 — enriching your life ( adding depth to the mundane in your DR )

𓆩♡𓆪 — the art of moodboarding ( & using it to script )

𓆩♡𓆪 — uniquely characterizing yourself ( small, important details )

𓆩♡𓆪 — luck ( aka the secret weapon to surviving the apocalypse without getting rid of the plot )

𓆩♡𓆪 — 100 scripting ideas . road trip edition

𓆩♡𓆪 — so, you wanna shift to the hunger games? ( no judgement, just ideas )

𓆩♡𓆪 — supernatural scenarios ( romance w/ Dean vers. )

ITTY BITTY SHIFTING CONTENTS

𓆩♡𓆪 — my favorite shifting experience

𓆩♡𓆪 — my “method”

𓆩♡𓆪 — struggling to escape an escapist mindset

𓆩♡𓆪 — drift & shift ( a teensy nighttime routine for the girlies that have a hard time chilling out )

𓆩♡𓆪 — some of my niche (?) DRs

𓆩♡𓆪 — what happens to my CR body when i shift?

𓆩♡𓆪 — combinations : my CR vs. my DR ( one drink, one eat )

𓆩♡𓆪 — would my DR selves get along if they were separate people? hmm

𓆩♡𓆪 — positive affirmations ( vers. holiday )

𓆩♡𓆪 — my girly engagement ring in the multiverse

FRUIT ASK GAME 🍒

— 🍒 the ask game

— 🍎 what i’m best at in my DRs

— 🥑 the most comforting part of my day in my DRs

— 🍅 secrets i’m keeping in my DRs

SLYTHERIN HEADCANONS

pansy parkinson headcanons

theodore nott headcanons

blaise zabini headcanons

blaise zabini headcanons no.2

lorenzo berkshire headcanons

draco malfoy headcanons

[hayleythesugarbowl]

I was really inspired by smoshs most recent video where they go back and rewatch their first video appearances so here is a request!!

this does not have to be based on a specific video but just more of an idea.

I would love an ian x reader who is on the crew but makes appearances here and there like spencer. where they react to a compilation of them basically being in love because they are a really huge ship in the fandom, and it makes them realize feelings, and you know how it goes from there!!

Shipped || Ian Hecox x reader

⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ masterlist • smosh masterlist  ⋆˚｡⋆୨୧⋆

summary: when you and ian watch fan compilations of yourselves for a video, you realize how much you actually like each other

word count: 2.4k

warnings: swearing

a/n: ahh this is such a cute idea! i’m so sorry it took me so long to get to love, hope you enjoy 💌

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     “Hey guys, today (Y/n) and I are going to be getting married!”

     There was a chorus of laughter from the crew as Ian went off-script. 

     “That is not what’s happening,” you said, in your best news anchor voice. 

     “She said no, cut the video,” Ian joked, spiking the camera.

     You laughed, rolling your eyes at him as he continued the intro.

     “But seriously, it is Valentine’s Day and to show you all how much we love and appreciate you, we’re going to be reacting to some fan compilations. Specifically compilations of us, because apparently, and Erin would be so proud of me for using this phrase, you ship it.”

     Ian gestured between the two of you. It was true. You’d started out at Smosh as an editor but after appearing in a TNTL Crew episode, the audience loved you and you kept making more and more appearances on camera.

     You were almost a regular cast member at this point. The new Tommy, people called you. And ever since you had begun appearing more regularly, fans had started shipping you with Ian immediately.

     It helped that you two were good friends and that most of the videos you were in, he was in as well. You and Ian had been close for a while now, ever since you’d started at Smosh a few years back.  

     You’d never thought of you guys as anything more than that though. Friends. But it was fun imagining the fans analyzing your interactions and making more of them. You couldn’t wait to watch the compilations.

     “We have compiled some edits and videos that you guys have made that are apparently about me and Ian,” you said. “I guess now that Shayne and Courtney are married and there aren’t enough clips of Angela and Mater, we’re ‘the ship’.”

     Ian nodded, laughing. “We haven’t watched these yet but I can’t wait to get started so let’s jump right in, shall we?”

     “We shall. This first one is called ‘ian and (y/n) being endgame for 17 minutes straight’ by rogertheredditor. Do we need to give a definition of endgame for Daddy Ian?”

     “Hey!” Ian protested. “I watched avengers.”

     That got a laugh from the crew and you put a hand on Ian’s shoulder.

     “Ok,” you said. “Let’s dive in.”

     You pressed play on the video and watched as clips of you and Ian came on the screen. Most of them were from videos you were in together, Reddit stories and TNTLs and challenge pit. You leaned your elbow on the table, giving the laptop all of your attention. 

 ───────↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺───────

     “Oh my gosh, Ian you can’t say that on camera!” You exclaimed as Shayne laughed, the iPad almost falling out of his hands. 

     “Well if James Charles didn’t want me talking about it, then he shouldn’t have done it,” Ian defended. 

     You smacked Ian on the shoulder as you laughed and he shoved your hand away yelling ‘cooties!’

     This only made you giggle more and you threw a pillow at him. He caught it, pretending to repeatedly hit you with it.

 ───────↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺───────

     You pressed pause. “I don’t even remember what you said. I just know we had to bleep it out.”

     “Oh I do,” Ian said, laughing. “It was—”

     “Next clip!” You interrupted him, pressing play.

 ───────↻ ◁ || ▷ ↺───────

     “Watch this” you told the camera, glancing at Ian in the stool. “This is about to be the fastest bit in TNTL history.”

     Ian looked at you with confusion in his eyes as you walked towards him, leaning in to whisper something in his ear.

     He immediately spit his water and you clapped, feeling triumphant. Ian choked on water as he lost it. 

     “Wait, now we have to know what you said!” Courtney exclaimed, coming out from behind the divider.

     “Inside joke,” you informed her. 

     “Wait, (Y/n),” Ian said, gesturing to you to come closer, a mischievous smile on his face. “Remember…”

     He leaned in and whispered something in your ear and you both started laughing again.

    “Get a room!” Angela called from off camera. 

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     “Dude, I remember that,” Ian said, stopping the video. 

     “And we did get a room after that,” you joked. You remembered that moment too, you and Ian laughing over something no one else would’ve understood. You didn’t realize there were so many of these kinds of clips of you and Ian. 

     “(Y/n) stop! They’re gonna believe you and then this clip is going to be put in edits.”

     “You’re welcome Ian and (Y/n) shippers,” you winked at the camera.

     “Wait, we need a ship name,” Ian announced.

     “Put our ship name on the comments,” you said, starting the video again.

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     “Oh my gosh, I’m gonna puke.”

     You waved your hand in front of your face as you tried to swallow—whatever was in your mouth.

     “What you are eating—or, drinking—is called ‘The Birthday Smoothie’,” Courtney read from the card. “Anchovies, birthday sprinkles, spice drops, and cream of wheat.”

     You gagged and Ian put a hand on your back, laughing. 

     “Can we fly in the puke bucket for (Y/n)?” He asked, looking at you in amusement as you grabbed on to the table, covering your mouth. 

     Courtney handed it to you and you turned, emptying the contents of your mouth into the bucket. Ian rubbed your back as everyone reacted. 

     “You’re ok,” he chuckled.

     You came up a moment later, wiping under your eyes and fixing your hair.

     “That was disgusting.”

     “You’re so dramatic,” Ian rolled his eyes. “It couldn’t have been that bad.”

     “Oh yeah, tough guy? Care to try it then.” You gestured to the smoothie still sitting on the table.

     “I would but—I’m on a diet so…”

     You giggled, rolling your eyes. 

    “Oh, you have a—” Ian trailed off, reaching to carefully pull a strand of hair off of your mic, tucking it behind your ear. “There.”

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     And that was the end of the video. You sat there for a moment. You of course remembered that Eat it or Yeet it—in fact it was only filmed a couple weeks ago.

But you hadn’t realized how sweet Ian had been.

     You couldn’t get the image of him rubbing your back out of your head. Of him tucking your hair behind your ears.

     You turned to Ian now, only to find he was already looking at you. 

     “Um—well that was the first compilation. What did you think Ian?”

     “I think I looked good in all those clips so I’m not complaining.” Ian shrugged.

     “Ok Buddy,” you teased. “On to the next one. This one’s called ‘more ian and (y/n) clips that make anthony jealous’ by amangelalover9. Let’s jump in.”

     This video had some of the same clips from the first one but others were ones you hadn’t seen yet. A lot were times you and Ian shared the screen but others were simply moments where one of you mentioned or talked about the other one. 

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    “I was with Ian the other day…”

     “You know who would think this was so funny? (Y/n).”

     “Wait let me text Ian and settle this.”

     “Bro, (Y/n) said the most wild shit last night…”

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     You watched with Ian, laughing and remembering each part that came on.

     A clip appeared that was older than many of the others—one of your earlier videos, judging by your hairstyle.

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     “Hey guys, welcome back to challenge pit!” Keith announced. “Today we’re going to be competing to see who can win at doing household chores—but with a twist. I’m talking swords and shit.”

     “Swords and shit? Title of your sex tape.” Ian leaned over and mumbled to you.

     You busted up laughing and everyone else turned to see what was so funny.

     “Sorry Keith,” you wheezed. “Keep going with the intro. Please finish.”

     “Also the title of your sex tape.”

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     Ian reached forward pausing the video on the laptop. “I remember that day.”

     “It was at the end of a shoot week, right?” You asked.

     Ian nodded, looking wistful. “Yeah. I remember it was the first time I made you laugh.”

     “Must have been the very end of a shoot week and I was delirious,” you teased, but your mind was on his words.

     Ian clutched his chest in mock offense. You giggled, nudging his shoulder as you pressed play again.

     As you watched more of the video and laughed with Ian, you couldn’t get his words out of your head. 

     I remember it was the first time I made you laugh

     He kept track of that?

     Eventually, the video ended and you moved on to the final one. 

     “That was so good,” Ian chuckled. “We are so Shourtney coded. Like I feel like if we announced that we were secretly married, no one would be shocked.”

     “Again with the marriage? Is this whole video a secret proposal or something?”

     “Only if you’d say yes,” Ian countered. 

     You knew he was joking, but something about his eyes—about the way he was looking at you—made your heart beat faster. It was probably just the effects of being in a video about you and Ian being in a ‘relationship’, but you found yourself imagining what it would be like if it was real.

     You had a sudden image of leaning across the table and bringing your lips to his. 

     You shook it off. “The jury’s out on that one. Meanwhile, our final video is titled ‘ian and (y/n) putting kelce and taylor to shame and giving us more feels than that one scene from marley and me’ and this one was posted by pandalover717.”

     The crew laughed at the long title and you kept talking. 

     “This is a shorter one—”

     “Shayne,” Ian coughed. A loud ‘hey!’ came from off-camera. You ignored them.

     “—so we’ll see what it entails. Let’s go.”

     You started the video and a Taylor Swift song started playing, dramatizing shots of you and Ian talking or hugging or falling on each other as you laughed.

     I like shiny things, but I'd marry you with paper rings

    Darling, you’re the one I want 

     Was this how everyone saw you and Ian? You had always been close but—had you been missing something.

    I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this 

    Darling you’re the one I want 

     How did you see you and Ian? How did he? You tried to think of your relationship from the perspective of these edits and fan videos.

     I want to drive away with you 

     I want your complications too.

     You tried to stop your heart from racing. You were starting to see Ian in a whole new light. 

     I want to drive away with you. 

     I want your complications too.

     Seeing all of these moments that you’d had with Ian—you were beginning to form a clearer picture that you hadn’t been able to see before. 

     I want your dreary Mondays 

     Wrap your arms around me, baby boy 

     Maybe one you hadn’t let yourself see before.

     Because you and Ian were friends. Best friends. 

     But what if you could be more than that. 

     You were lost in your thoughts as the video ended and Ian tapped a button on the laptop.

     “That song slaps every time,” Ian announced, turning to you. “What’d you think of that one?”

     You shook yourself out of it, answering Ian. “I love a good edit. These were all so good and it’s so much fun to see how you guys interpret interactions and find little hidden meanings in things.”

     “Or not-so-hidden meanings,” Ian said. He sounded so sincere that it threw you off.

     “What?”

     “Nothing. What—what was your favorite moment from all of those clips? Personally mine is when you lost your lunch after that smoothie.”

     You smacked his arm and he ducked away from you, holding up his arms in surrender. 

     “Not funny Ian, my stomach wasn’t right for a week. And I don’t know if I have a favorite, there were a lot of good ones. By some crazy coincidence basically all of the videos I’ve been in have been with this guy.”

      Ian was silent a moment.

     “And—and what if it wasn’t?” He finally said. “A coincidence, I mean.”

     “What?”

     “It was at the beginning but then I, um, might’ve asked to be put in every video you were going to be in,” Ian admitted, running a hand along the back of his neck nervously. 

     “Why?” Your voice came out breathless. “Why would you—”

      “Well,” Ian started, crossing his arms over his chest. “For starters, how else would people have enough content to make edits about us?”

     “Ian.”

     “Fine. At first it was just to hang out with you more,” Ian said, “We were such good friends and—and then it was more than that. Y’know, once I, kind of, fell in love with you.”

     You could’ve sworn your heart stopped. The room was silent. As far as you were concerned it was just you and Ian.  

     “Is this some bit for the video or—”

     “It’s not a bit,” Ian confessed, smiling ruefully. “I wish it was, because that I’d be good at. I’m not good at this. At emotions and feelings and—”

     But he never got to finish that sentence because you leaned over and kissed him. He kissed you back, his lips crashing into yours with an intensity you’d never seen from him. 

     When you broke apart, the entire room erupted into applause and shouts of ‘oh my god’ and ‘guys!’ and ‘pay up shayne, where’s my 30 bucks?’. That last one was Chanse.

     But you hardly heard any of it. You could only smile at Ian as he smiled back at you. 

     “Wow,” you said. “That was not how I imagined this video ending.”

     “Me neither,” Ian said. “But a guy can dream.”

     You smiled, thinking about how Ian had felt about you all this time. How you felt about him now. It would be a miracle if you could stop smiling.

      You looked away from Ian and towards the camera as Spencer spoke from behind it. “I think I speak for all the fans when I say we are going to have a field day with this video in our next edits. This is straight out of a Lynn Painter book”

     “We?” You asked, intertwining your fingers with Ian’s at the same time as Ian said,

“You read Lynn Painter books? 

     “Yeah,” Spencer shrugged “They’re dope as hell.”

     You giggled as he continued, a small smirk on his face. “And as for the edits…

Who do you think pandalover717 is?”

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ˋ°•*⁀➷ hope you enjoyed babes, lots more smosh fics coming soon!! also if you caught my b99 reference ilysm 💋

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call of duty masterlist - series (accumulating drabbles)

oneshots mlists: 01, 02, 03

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- DOES YOUR DADDY KNOW? (dad’s best friend!price) ❦

his favourite brat

meeting his friends

missing you

suburban house

- MY BABY SWINGIN’ (biker!simon)

masterlist

- BIG BOY (simon n his dad bod) ❦

simon n his dad bod ❦

cuddles n tummy kisses

manhandling u cuz u are his lil toy ❦

fuckin u in doggy ❦

tenderness and love ❦

too good for him? (he’s literally perfect!) ❦

just one more ❦

- DOO-BE-DI-BOY (bimbo!reader) ❦

masterlist

- JAWS OF THE MIRROR (weird gf!reader)

intro post

johnny's surprise

johnny's own - goth gf

biting ❦

- WITH THAT GRACE (nun!reader)

intro post

envisioning what he cannot have

dreaming a taste he knows he cannot have ❦

his confession - suggestive ❦

dance with me

- BE MY DADDY TONIGHT (your and simon’s daddy kink)

intro post ❦

his addiction

coaxing it out of you - suggestive ❦

he’s a liar ❦

- HE WHO WE LOVE (soap & reader x simon)

a secret third thing ❦

regrets?

feelings returned & the taste of betrayal ❦

all that he allows of you ❦

greedy

ground zero

and they come leaving

- SUGAR, SPICE, EVERYTHING ON ICE (hockey au)

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do you know this cut dating show where they put two people in a box for 12 hours for a blind date? would you be able to write a drabble about hawks x reader in this setting, i just thought it was cute 😩

❦ 12 HOUR DATE

cw: none, this is fluff

okay so i watched an episode and the only thing i can think of is the box being so god damn small 😭 his wings too big for this got dang box

intro—

"hi, im y/n." you nod your head to the camera, knees tucked up to your chest.

"and i’m hawks," he throws up a casual wave and smile, body mimicking your pose so as not to get into each other’s personal space.

not like that was really an option, what with how small the box is. the first thing hawks does is shake your hand, warm and rough palms clasping yours, before the both of you return to your own corners.

"are we ready?" the producer calls, and you two give a simple nod. "any questions?"

"are my feathers allowed to leave the box?" hawks (thankfully) asks, the red wings brushing against you involuntarily.

"uh, yeah, sure, they can do whatever," is the answer. "alright, three, two, one..."

 

hour 1–

"i don’t have any siblings." he answers your question. "id like to think i was the best outcome, though."

you breathe out a laugh. "what’s it like being a hero?"

he makes a face, and you can’t help but genuinely giggle.

"that’s too deep a question," he smiles. "next!"

 

hour 3–

"i wanna—just—like starfish." you say.

"starfish?"

you nod, bent arms lifting to the sides as you attempt to raise a leg, "starfish. it’s so cramped, i need to stretch."

it seems he understands what you’re saying. hawks grabs his jacket and shuffles to the back wall of the box.

"here," he goes, "you take this side, i'll take here; we can stretch out a bit."

it’s not much, but the stretch of your legs as the two of you face each other is a bit relieving. you can even slide your back onto the ground, your legs bending to accommodate. you both attempt to get comfortable, back against the floor and eyes to the ceiling.

"not really a starfish—more like an inchworm." he says this and wiggles his body. you can’t see it, but the foot that nudges you and the sounds he makes erupt a laugh from your throat.

 

hour 5–

you two are nearly shoulder-to-shoulder, legs stretched towards the camera. hawks’ fingers are picking at the fur lining of his jacket, your own coat stuffed to the side.

"what’s your… favourite kind of… kiss?"

you cock your head, taking note of the pink on his cheeks and his lack of eye contact.

"you mean like..." you couldn’t help wanting to tease him. "cookies and cream?"

he snorts loudly, throwing his jacket in your face out of embarrassment as you cackle and catch it.

"shut up! you know what i mean!" to be dramatic even further, he scoots to the other side of the box, ignoring your laughing.

"i don’t think i do," you admit. "how many kinds of kisses are there?"

"at least—like—two."

thinking about it, you don’t notice that you start folding his jacket; it's thick and warm, perfect for the cold wind he probably flies through every day.

"probably standard forehead kisses." you shrug and place his coat beside yours. "what about you?"

he bites the inside of his cheek slightly, not giving you an answer. after a beat, you raise your eyebrows.

"have you never been kissed before?"

 

hour 8–

"my name is keigo, by the way." he whispers.

there’s no need to speak loudly; the two of you are lying side by side, bent legs knocking into each other softly as your heads are using his jacket as a pillow.

"keigo…" you test on your tongue. "that’s nice; i like it."

he chuckles halfheartedly and says, "that’s good; i like your name."

"thanks, i got it for my birthday."

the two of you turn your heads to face each other, the proximity not really bugging either of you anymore. your gaze focuses softly on his eyes, admiring the colour and sleepiness in them from a lack of movement.

you hold up your hand, and he smiles before giving you a high-five.

 

hour 10–

now you’re on your stomachs, your coats used as pillows as you watch outside the box. his feathers are barely visible in the camera, but it can capture your focus as you follow them zoom all around the room. partials of a few bunching together reveal shapes, and keigo’s ramblings about straw houses allow anyone to understand he’s telling the story of the three pigs.

both your faces are filled with content and childlike wonder as you watch the story. arms shift into one another as you point somewhere.

 

hour 12–

heads are resting on each other’s shoulders, exhaustion apparent on both your faces, and your mouths are silent. all four hands are up as you see if either of you can lower just your pinky.

"my left just won't go down." he mumbles, and you let out a half-hearted ‘that’s what she said’.

he flicks your forehead, and you both laugh.

"it’s gonna be weird leaving here now." he admits. "all of a sudden, you won't be here."

"is this stockholm syndrome?" your hands rest on your lap.

he admits, "maybe."

 

outro—

"so, how was it?" the producer asks behind the camera.

keigo has his coat on and his wings spread as he gets to stand once again.

"definitely new," he says. "and weird."

"do you think you’ll see them again?"

he shakes his head with a grin. "hell no—never—they were so—"

"—you can get bubble tea by yourself then!" your voice sounds far away from the camera as keigo laughs.

"wait!" he calls as he disappears from the shot, his voice now drowning out as he chases after you offscreen. "i don’t know where the place we’re going to is!"

[ship-it-sideways]

"It's freezing, but isn't this place gorgeous?" Grian asks and Mumbo can't help but agree, the view from the pier is lovely—ocean waves from miles away roll until they hit the shoreline, breaking into gentle pale foam on the rocks and masses of kelp.

We're on a Road to Paradise! has been in the making for just about 3 months now and it's finally done !! I'm suuuper proud of this and now it even comes with a playlist and art :3c

(Please check the tags for this fic <3 It's a happy fic rated T, but it touches upon some darker stuff so don't walk in blind !!!!!)

Crop version and plain text of the songs listed :3 I can't give you a spotify version of it though bcs it would out my main acc sorryyyy

❦ Going-to-the-Sun-Road — Fleet Foxes // Evening Chorus — Cosmo Sheldrake ❦ The Climb — Dear Nora // bannerzszsz — Argo Nuff ❦ Gibraltar — Beirut // These Days — Still Woozy ❦ Atom 15 — Sleeping At Last // Bust — Lomelda ❦ Road to Nowhere — Talking Heads // Intro — Black Country, New Road // Interlude II (Guitar) — Alt-J // 13.0.0.0.1 — TTNG // Theseus — The Oh Hellos

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☾︎ hii, i'm elly, i'm a fifteen year old girl and this my secret shifting blog where i try to be aestethic to motivate myself (failing)

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honestly i don't even know what to write in here... english is not my first language so bear with me if i say things that don't make any sense. I listen to all types of music, from dance pop to soft rock to reggaeton, but my all time favourite is Lana del Rey. I play the piano and i love reading, daydreaming and making 26728 different pinterest boards i never look at again. My favourite series are pretty little liars and skins and some of my favourite movies are dead poets society, christiane f, thirteen and harry potter & I also love horror movies. My ultimate goals in life are to see every country in the world, speak every language known to man, read every book ever written and watch every movie ever produced (ambitious, i know, and that is why i'm a shifter)

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I found out about shifting back in 2020 (canon event) but i never shifted (maybe that's a good thing considering i used to have an attack on titan dr..). I could say i have been trying to shift for 5 years, but really i took a 3 or more years long break in which i completely forgot about shifting until i recently came back in that phase (i don't even remember how tbh) and decided to start this blog looking for some shifter friends.

My main dr is currently Hogwarts -golden trio era (basic i know) where i'm a transfer student in the 4th year (going to make a dr intro post probably). I also have other concepts of drs which i haven't really thought much about or scripted anything for. Some of them are a dead poets society dr, ms peregrine home for peculiar children, 2000s highschool, h2o, winx and 90s runway model.

I don't know if anyone's really going to see this but whatever

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