#❝Why scream at cat?❞ ★ Memes

[dogbanebouquet]

Tags & Ships!

{Tale!Sans} Sans (Undertale) [Romantic] {Sans x Mala} IvoryFangs

{Swap!Sans} Cobalt (UTMV) [Romantic + Poly] {Swap!Papyrus} Sienna (UTMV) [Romantic + Poly] {Cobalt + Sienna x Mala} HowlingHours

{Fell!Sans} Spike (UTMV) [Romantic] {Spike x Mala} CrimsonClaw

{SwapFell!Papyrus} Retro (UTMV) [Romantic] {Retro x Mala} CanineCasanova 

{Fresh!Sans} Fresh/Bug (UTMV) [Romantic] {Fresh x Mala} RuffingRadical

Alastor (Hazbin Hotel) [Queerplatonic] {Alastor x Canos} HatchetHowl

Asmodeus (Helluva Boss) [Romantic] Fizzarolli (Helluva Boss) [Romantic] {Ozzie x Fizz x Shino} RoyalCourting

Bive (Regretevator) [Romantic + Poly] Split (Regretevator) [Romantic + Poly] Pilby (Regretevator) [Romantic + Poly] {All 3 x Deeb} Doodlevator!

Mr. Puzzles (SMG4) [Romantic] {Puzzles X Dieu} Scriptvision

Sebastian Solace (Pressure, Roblox) [Romantic] {Sebastian x Morrigan} RottenFish

Timothy Stoker (The Magnus Archives) [Romantic] {Tim x Mak} SpiralStrings

Garcello (Smoke 'Em Out Struggle/Hazy River, FNF) [Romantic + Poly] Annie Rascal (Vs Annie/Hazy River, FNF) [QPR + Poly] {Garce x Annie x Zeth} FantasyFunk Maximo “Lucky” Jonrenero (Rhythm Doctor) [Romantic] {Lucky x Leo} CalicoCurveball

[dogbanebouquet]

HIHI yeah that was me <3 HSGXLVDJKBNLKD I know this is from a while ago but I have FINALLY finished my selfship blog <3 Voxvaughn for life like actually <3

TRUEE!!! TRUE AND REAL AS HELL

[ellieslob]

★ streamer ellie!

ways to help palestine!!!

S★ she started with fornite and minecraft gameplays but went viral for playing girly video games and screaming with pure rage and desperation if she loses or if her chat tells her the outfit she made was ugly asf😭

S★ she deadass will say “u guys clearly don’t know about fashion like i do” n then pull outfits like this:

S★ she used to be so fucking afraid that her face reveal went like dream’s that she posponed that shit for like a year. when she finally did it she ended the stream, turned off her phone and went to bed covering her body completely, while sniffing and crying “my career is over ”

S★ after her face revealed her account went even more viral, people started to make thirst traps of her and edits, videos, even fanfics, she got a little more comfortable with showing her face. her favorite edits were to songs like ride, baby by me, hey daddy (daddy’s home) and a song in spanish called vaquero, they were just so funny to her😭

iloveellie: she’s daddying so hard‼️

ewisinthechat: aw you guys really see me as a father figure?😺🫶

brondon444: 😭

kvcjjsaj: 😭

loverboydsa: 😭😭😭

“hey why is everyone crying in the chat, is everyone okay?”

S★ she really loves the cat emojis, specially this one 😻

S★ out of all her platforms (aside from twitch) she uses twitter the most, she tweets without a second thought in that head, without filter, like zero hesitation and then apologizes if she said something way too controversial.

ewisinthechat2: have you had that feeling when someone is so stupid you want to stab your eye with a fork? #kys

ewisinthechat2: k, i guess u have not😅…

S★ she was practically new to tiktok, so the first moths she had her likes public, she didn’t even know that was possible on the app. but if you click on it all you could see were shit post and memes that a dad would like, all except for a big section of aprox thirteen videos, one after the other, all with the same girl.

sckerforellie18: did u guys saw ellie’s likes? i think she’s stalking that poor girl😭

slaybabesew: HAHAH WAIT IS REAL, IS SHE HER GILFRIEND???

elliesaheymamasg: she’s so hot wait😩

heyemogirlbb: it’s her @girlypop66

S★ the chat started to tag you to every single one of her videos on tiktok, her photos on instagram, tagging you on things like “hi, could you please date my mom?🤗” or “my new mommie😻” EVEN in her questionable tweets telling you “we know she’s crazy but give her a chance😭”

S★ one day you waked up to your phone being practically broken from all the notifications, you still had your little pink iphone 6 and you had to buy another one because of it.

Instagram

girlypop: hi um i don’t think we really know each other but people are tagging me on your videos😭 love them though

S★ ellie was in a stream, the chat had to make her laugh and spit the water so she was reacting to videos that her chat had send her. when that notification appear on the screen, she read it, gulped the water, looked dead ass serious at the camera and turned off the stream.

elliewilliasm: omg hi, im so sorry i didn’t know, I’ll tell them to spot

elliewilliasm: spot*

elliewilliasm: STOP**😭

you laughed in your new phone, she was funny, and for what you had seen in all the posts that you were tagged on, very pretty too.

girlypop: hey would you like to grab coffee sometime?

ewisinthechat: TO EVERYBODY IN THE CHAT, THANK YOU, YOU GUYS ARE THE FUCKIN BEST, LOVE YALL, IM SO LUCKY TO HAVE YOU, XOXO😻😻😻😻

GIVEAWAY COMIN FUCKIN SOON💯💯‼️

S★ she was exhausted when she jumped to her bed, after all the crying, screaming, jumping and the extreme tweeting that just said “YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES”, she unlocked her phone again.

elliewiliasm: yeah sure :)

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★~ Heizou Headcanons

helloo im trying to write in modern au the first time so please enjoyy! also this can be read as platonic i supose?? (im trying to make it from friends to lovers)

Teyvat au

- anywhere you both go, he will always hold your hand and not letting go! even when your hands are full he will still search for your hand and hold it in some way.

- solving riddles with him late at night… and if you get scared he will tease you instead of comforting you…

- buying dango with him is actually a daily routine! at lunch you both will meet somewhere and buy dango and eat them together underneath the sakura tree!

- sometimes he will come home late at night so make sure to prepare leftovers… (if you stay up for him its either he will scold you or he will immediately cuddle you)

- suprise hug? suprise hug! suprise hugs come when youre least expecting it…

- on your first date, he got you bouquet of dendrobiums that you still keep until now.

- petnames: my love, darling, dear, babe, sweetheart.

~ small drabble ~

i was walking around inazuma with thoma, when suddenly i feel a weight on my back and i see hands slithering from my shoulder. oh you dont even wanna know who it is! its the.. annoying shikanoin heizou! “darling! oh i missed you!~” heizou was still clinging onto me “h-heizou let go! and the last time you saw me was this morning! not even 12 hours passed yet!” i told him as i was a bit embarrassed that thoma’s watching this. heizou finally let go of me and i speak to thoma “uh sorry about this thoma.. um well how abou heizou join us?” i asked thoma as i looked down a bit still feeling embarrassed. “ofcourse! the more the merrier they say” thoma agreed with a sweet smile. while on the other hand.. heizou was- not quite happy as he wanted to spend time alone with me. but he still stick up with the plan and we all end our lovely afternoon with buying dango together and eating it under the sakura tree while observing the view from afar.

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modern au

- matching keychains, matching plushies, matching pjs.. you name it!

- daily goodmorning and goodnight memes or with emojis!

- you will watch tiktok, instagram reels and youtube shorts together with those cringey memes…

- you guys will go into a escape room (like the one that has puzzles inside) and try to solve it. in the end when you both escaped, thats when he confessed his feelings to you.

- horror movie nights at his apartment.. you both on the couch cuddling, sharing a blanket.

- he will definitely show pda.. and whenever youre hanging out with him and his friends, he will show off that you both are officially a couple by doing lovey dovey things.

- your favourite present from him is a heart necklace pendant that can open up and has the picture of you and him together inside.

- petnames are.. pretty random.. such as honeybear, blueberrymuffin, pookie, pumpkin. but when hes feeling extra he will call you sweetheart, darling, honey, dear, baby.

~ small drabble ~

the night was quiet, the air was chilly, the lights were dark. there sit, me and heizou on the couch with a blanket covering us both. i was so scared and well.. he was pretty scared too. the popcorn bowl was empty, the soda can was empty. i focusing on a movie when suddenly.. heizou screamed at me like a monster. at that time a there was also a jumpscare playing in the movie so i immediately scream back and punched him lightly but thats when i realize it was heizou and not some creepy monster! “ouch! heyy! i didnt mean to scare you that much- scare cat!” heizou told me as he was holding his cheek that i punched. “heizou! a-are you okay!? i didnt mean to do that! ugh why did you even do that, thats do dumb!” i asked heizou as i was annoyed that he scared me. heizou said his cheek is fine but i didnt believe him and go get a pack of ice from the freezer. “here put it on your cheek! no excuses” i ordered him and he takes the ice pack from me and hold it on his cheek. “do you wanna watch ninja turtles instead?” he asked still feeling the ache on his cheek. “ofcourse…” i nod my head in agreement and in the end we fell asleep watching ninja turtles on the living room, cuddling eachother.

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