#❛ —— apocalypse mom / ooc.

[test-type]

rummaging through my google drives trying to find an archive of my icons,,, having to remake icons every time i want to write keeps me stalling rip

[nighthire]

i simply think mike would survive any apocalypse setting

[flmer]

OH NO! IT'S THE BABY APOCALYPSE!

character/s. riddle, leona, azul, & vil.

cw. baby poop.

includes. gn!reader + fluff!

note. next will be idia, malleus, kalim, and jamil hehe also ooc? idk but I got my taglist open! if you wanna be tagged please put a comment/reply on my pinned post and which character you only wanna be tagged for!

riddle.

I imagine riddle being scared of parenthood but also confused because he didn't exactly have the best experiences as a child so he's clueless on how to treat the child and that's what scares him.

he's afraid of accidentally hurting the baby that's why he always looks hesitant whenever you ask him to hold the baby but all his nervousness wipes away when he sees eyes similar to his own- staring with sparkling eyes at him and he just melts.

you wake up sometimes in the middle of the night to the sound of humming coming from riddle and you always see him cradling the baby close to his chest as he gently rocks them back to sleep with a gentle relaxed look on his eyes and a soft smile on his face as he looks at the baby with warmth swirling on his grey orbs.

whenever riddle has some free time he always makes sure that you relax and he'll be the one taking care of the baby while you rest, after all he can't have his rose to get burnt out <3

“they're... ” he couldn't continue his words because of the tears that quickly came out from his eyes as he held the baby close to his chest as he smiled down at them “hello there my little rose petal...”

leona.

leona is the type of dad who sleeps everywhere and he's always seen cuddling his child on his chest while both of them. he always has his arms wrapped around his child protectively because to him it feels like he might lose them. (he does this to you too and you're glad you aren't the only one suffering his sweet gesture of choking you to death/exaggerating)

even if he isn't the king he still has his prince duties to do and he's often not physically present due to this but he always makes sure to make it up to both you and your child. he makes sure to call your child and you whenever he's travelling somewhere and when he finally arrives back home he always have tons of gifts to give to your child and of course for you too.

the moments that leona adores the most is whenever you and his child are safe in his arms with joyful smiles on both of your faces, it always makes him smile a little bit.

arguments are bound to happen but leona always makes sure to avoid making your child see the both of you arguing but whenever he knows he's in a bad mood he always takes a nap to avoid accidentally letting his anger out on you. there's also the playful argument that your child sees but it's mostly leona teasing you while you fume at him and he finds that hilarious. he also makes your child join in on the teasing and now you have two menaces in your life)

“awwe look at your momma, little beast. they're pouting again” - your menace husband leona

“momma why're you so mad? hehe we're only teasing ya!” -your menace of a child

azul.

azul loves to spoil his child i don't care what you say. this man will spoil his child just like how his mom did to him and it's honestly entertaining to watch because his child would be looking at something and the next thing you know your child has that exact thing on their chubby little hands.

despite azul's bad childhood and his experience with body shaming he actually doesn't mind it if his child is getting chubby, in fact he loves it! he loves his child's squishy chubby cheeks and their little soft tummy <3

despite azul letting his child eat to their own stomach's content he does know the limits and how unhealthy food or eating too much could affect his child that's why he always keeps an eye out for his child whenever Floyd and jade are hanging around. (jade have tried to feed azul's child mushrooms, i just know it.)

FAMILY OUTINGS!! this man is a businessman and that means he needs to hop from place to place because of his business and his only motivation to keep on working is you and your child. that's why he makes sure the both of you always come with him whenever he travels around! (one time his secretary convinced him to leave you and your child back at home because ‘both you and the child might need a break from the constant travelling’ so he left you both and when it strikes midnight he cried because he misses the baby wailing sounds that can always be heard at night and the feeling of you wrapped around his arms with the baby in the middle of you two.)

“Is it okay if you and our little pearl come to me? I've been missing the two of you...”

vil.

despite vil caring a lot about his beauty sleep he will always make sure to wake up to get a new bottle of milk for the baby or if they need changing he can always change their diapers! although the smell really disgusts him.. vil wouldn't mind sacrificing a few minutes of his beauty sleep if he gets to see his little pretty dardar's peaceful sleeping face that always manages to make him feel as if he's glowing. (yes pretty dardar is what he calls his child. dardar stands for darling)

vil wouldn't force his child to pursue acting or make his child into a model because vil doesn't want his child to grow up feeling trapped and forced. he wants his child to grow up happily without worrying about how society thinks of them.

vil's quality time with his child would consist of doing skincare and other self-care routines because he doesn't want his child to experience getting bullied because of their looks! he isn't saying that his child is ugly but no matter how beautiful you look on the inside people will always point out your flaws on the outside. his child most likely will grow up with the softest and clearest skin because of him

vil would take his child to work and he always keeps an eye out for his child because he knows how some workers here react to a baby and it's not really a positive reaction. he also posts both you and your child on his magicam whenever the three of you go out or just cuddle and watch movies that starr's vil and people often gets jealous of how domestic the three of you look.

Vil looks at the newborn baby on his arms with a blank look on his face and you started to grow nervous because of his reaction. does he not like how the baby looks? would he divorce you? would he- your thoughts went to an abrupt stop when vil started sobbing as he gently caressed the baby's face while cooing sweet things to his child “oh my, aren't you the prettiest little darling I've ever laid my eyes on? I wouldn't mind losing the most beautiful title to you, my little dardar.”

[homeslices]

I’m Sorry

A/N: Guess who’s backkk. Sorry for taking so long again, school has been stressing me out. Also my newest hyperfixation is The Last of Us (naturally) and so I’ve decided I want to write for it tooooo. I am still writing for Alice in Borderland but writer's block kinda hit me with that (I’ll be up and writing for it soon and I have all of your requests already in mind). I realized there was very little Ellie x a maternal figure fics and decided I needed to change that.

Summary: A little pre-apocalypse the rest post-apocalypse, you comfort Ellie when she has a nightmare. Ellie may be a little ooc but I tried my best.

Pairings: platonic!Ellie Williams x motherfigure!reader, Joel Miller x wife!reader

Word Count: 1.5k

Warnings: Spoilers for season 1, mention of Sarah’s death, David, mentions of attempted SA

You have always wanted children, wanted to be a mother.

And you got that chance once before in what feels like another life.

You’re step-daughter Sarah, who you helped raise and thought of as your own, was the light of your life.

You, having recently moved to a new neighborhood, couldn’t help notice your neighbor struggling to take care of his baby daughter by himself. You could tell he was running on little to no sleep and when he about had a fit trying, and ultimately failing, to put in a car seat into the back of his truck you finally stepped in and helped him.

All of the pieces soon fell together afterward. You helped him when he needed it, babysitting Sarah when he was about to collapse from sleep deprivation, teaching him how to put in a car seat correctly, and bringing over dinner when you could tell he had a long day at work. Similarly, Joel also lent you a hand when needed as well. Fixing your car when it wouldn’t turn on, helping repair your new house, and also listing that same house when you fell in love and moved into his home with his daughter. That same daughter whose second word was mama- dada obviously being the first.

The day that Joel proposed to you was the same day that Sarah asked you to be her mom officially, by adopting her. Your wedding was when you all decided to sign the adoption papers, and you legally became not only a wife, but a mom as well.

Life was blissful. You had the family you always wanted and were the happiest you could ever be.

But then the world ended, literally.

The day of the apocalypse officially starting, was the same day that a piece of you died inside.

Your daughter died in Joel and your arms that night terrified, calling out for you and her father to make the pain stop.

It changed the both of you.

The person that brought you both together, was now gone, and all that you could do now was hold on to each other.

So when your friend Tess, your husband and you went to see Robert about the car battery, you were also roped into smuggling a young girl to another firefly base across the country.

You tried to keep her at an arm's length. Ellie reminded you so much of your Sarah, the humor, the attitude, the persistence, and you didn’t know if you got close to her and she suffered the same fate as your daughter, that you would be able to recover again.

But somehow, Ellie wormed her way into your heart, and there was no going back now. You love that girl, just as you love Sarah, and the maternal urge to protect her from any harm overwhelmed you.

So when you found out that you weren’t able to protect her from a twisted individual that wanted to do something worse than kill Ellie, it made you see something more violent than red. You could’ve burned the world down with your rage, and honestly you still could.

You blamed yourself in all honesty. Because both Joel and you were injured, Ellie wanted to protect the pair of you. In doing so she got captured and not knowing where she was, you and Joel found her only after she walked out of a burning building, covered in that monster’s blood.

As you take watch a few weeks later, your attention snaps over to Ellie as she mumbles in her sleep. You’ve been more hyperfocused on her ever since him, making a promise to both her, and yourself, that you’d never let anything like that happen again.

With a sign, you return your attention to the darkness surrounding you and the people you care about. Joel was sleeping next to you, still recovering from his injury, and Ellie was on the other side, moving and muttering every once and a while.

However, the sudden jerk of Ellie and the distressed scream she let out in her sleep immediately made you jump in surprise and scramble towards her.

Her eyes were screwed shut, eyebrows were furrowed, and her breaths were coming out in hard pants. She was terrified, you could tell, and the second her mouth parts again to let out another petrified cry you firmly, but gently, try to shake her awake.

“Ellie,” you say in a low tone. “Wake up, it’s just a dream.”

Her eyes immediately fly open, and out of fear and what seemed to be the cloud of sleep plus the threat of her nightmare still hanging over her, she flips open her knife that she recently started to sleep with and slashes it blindly towards your hand.

Realizing your mistake, you quickly pull your arm away, but not before a gash forms on your hand drawing a hiss from you.

Ellie’s eyes were no longer affected by sleep and panic, but now were filled with horror at her actions.

“I-” she chokes. “I-I’m so sorry I didn’t mean to-”

You cut off her apologizes with a gentle hush.

“Ellie it’s okay, it was an accident.”

Moving slowly, like you would with a wounded animal, you gently remove the knife from her grip, then hold her hands in your own- albeit after you wiped the blood from your hand on your pants.

“Are you alright?” You ask, scooting closer to her not in a hovering manner but more so she knows you’re there mentally, emotionally, and physically.

“I’m the one who should be asking you that. I hurt you, almost stabbed you! What kind of sick-”

You interrupt the young girl off once again.

“Ellie it was my fault I shouldn’t have woken you up like that.”

She doesn’t reply to that, instead her eyes were focused on your still bleeding hand.

“It’s not bad at all, just a flesh wound,” you try to comfort her. “Doesn’t even need stitches.”

Ellie looks away from you, however, you could hear her mumble, “but it could’ve been,” in reply to your first statement.

Raising your uninjured hand, making sure it’s in Ellie’s line of sight so she doesn’t get startled, you comfortingly rub her arm. Her body seems to relax from her tense state slightly, shoulders drooping as proof.

“I’m sorry,” she says once again, voice small and eyes glassy.

Ellie was emotionally stubborn, similar to your husband, and seeing her like this broke you. You have only seen the girl in this vulnerable position a handful of times before, and it always made you want to hold her close and never let go.

“Ellie listen to me,” You make eye contact with her, just so she can truly understand what you’re about to say. “That was not your fault. You had a nightmare and I startled you.”

You pause for a second trying to figure out how to word the next part of your reassurance.

So with a gentle voice you finally start speaking again.

“I'm going to do everything in my power to make sure nothing like that ever happens to you again and-” your voice cracks with emotion. “I’m so sorry Ellie. I’m so sorry that I wasn’t able to stop him, and I’m so sorry that I wasn’t there for you when you needed me the most.”

Her eyes that were previously glasses were now overflowing and falling down her face.

Then, in a blink of an eye, the young girl that you’ve grown to love like another daughter, crashes against you. Her face pressed against your left shoulder and her arms wrapped around you tightly as if you would make her let go. Not a chance in hell you would.

Your arms surrounded her and at this point, her body was shaking due to her tears.

Soon you heard Ellie’s muffled, shaky voice speak out.

“It wasn't your fault. It was never your fault.”

At that point your tears were falling down your face as well. Gently, you rub your hand in comforting circles on her back and sway the both of you back and forth.

Ellie’s shaking soon died down. It took some time but exhaustion finally hit her, so now she was fast asleep in your arms, snoring softly.

You let out a watery chuckle, emotions still running high, as you continued watch with Ellie in your arms.

The sun soon rises a few hours later. Joel’s eyes flicked open ready to wake up and start the day’s journey. Nevertheless by doing so, he was met with the familiar sight of his wife holding a sleeping young girl, eyes focused towards the sun in the distance, and couldn’t help the small smile that crossed over his face.

Both Joel’s and your thoughts were very similar at that moment.

You’d both do anything to keep your family safe.

[rayghosts]

honest to god i dont think five falling for lila this season was that ooc because lets face it all that time he spent in isolation during the apocalypse messed up his idea of what a healthy relationship is and now that he experienced what is essentially his time in the apocalypse pt 2 but with a second person it makes sense that he would become attached to that second person. however i DO think lila falling for five IS ooc because a) diego x lila is the OTP b) five killed her parents?? like that was the whole reason she hated him in the first place and they dont mention it once this season and c) making a mother fall for someone she met when he was in the body of a teenager is kind of weird ngl. also why did they say she hates bracelets when she wore the bracelet diego made through all of season 2. d) sorry i just remembered while writing this post that the handler used to flirt with five which makes this even weirder like imagine getting with your mom's ex crush

[stuck-in-ponyville]

Happy early Easter ^^

Ooc:

Happy Easter to all that celebrate! thank you for thinking im badass ^^ .

New post will be soon but it will be worth the wait!

(Also derpy appreciates the Easter basket it’s hard being a single mom in the zombie apocalypse) ((also this post isint canon but I did wanna show my appreciation to the well wishes even though I’m busy !!))

[forgottengodfrey]

OOC | Calainon Prophecies?

incoming thought which...idk why i didn't think of this before but like??? maybe part of why both godfrey and @forgottenamira are like that(tm) is, like, their dad abandoned them. their mom died giiving birth to tristan. they were left to be raised w their witch-obsessed gm (this isn't incoming this is just bg)...who was 10000% a canon witch, right? and from a line of witches...

perhaps there's some prophecy or smth passed down by the lineage and/or made by their gm abt the apocalypse which has 1) helped godfrey figure out the path he feels he must follow or smth and 2) left them both a bit dark and disturbed (amongst everything else) etc!! idk gotta develop this a lil more but yeah!! a thought ihad!

[vanessalocke]

[FrUK fanfic] England's love confession plan

Pairing: France x England

Summary: How to love a tsundere

Warning: Implied r4pe/Non-con

Rate M for s3xual, dirty language and s*x jokes in fanfic. Very OOC.

Nationverse but not canonverse. In this universe, France and England's relationship with America, Canada and Sealand is father-papa and sons.

This is a fanfic I wrote in FrUK week two years ago. I read it again and found it interesting so I decided to translate it into English. Forgive my grammar, English is not my native language.

Original work (Vietnamese)

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Otaku guys often think that if you're in love with a tsundere, you'll get beaten up every day. The sad truth is, the person who will be beaten is not the love object of that unpredictable tsundere, but rather her/his love advisors.

This case is no exception.

"Oh dear!" Spain laughed and fell onto the table. "Are you saying that you still haven't dared to confess your love to France? Mom, this is the joke of the millennium!"

BOOM! A book shot like an arrow at Spain's head.

"I can't believe it, you guys have known each other for a thousand years." Prussia cried out in horror. "How can the British Empire be so cowardly-"

SMARSH! A heavy blow landed on Prussia's face. Germany heard the noise and hurriedly ran from the kitchen to the living room to take care of the bruises on his brother's face. Italy was about to comment something, but when he saw England's hand threateningly throw the heavy golf ball he picked up from nowhere into the air, then catch it and throw it again into the air, he remained silent.

"I humbled myself to tell you, no, you guys begged me to tell you my story, and yet you guys still act like clowns?"

"Didn't you beat someone because you were embarrassed about people exposing your feelings publicly-"

"Shut up, America, or I'll tell your boss to let you copy the US Constitution a hundred times by hand like last time."

"Nonsense! You told us your story, you asked us to give you advice, and then when we spoke, you beat us!" Germany cried out while sadly looking at his brother's bruised eye.

"Doesn't the whole European Union know that England is in love with a certain Frenchman so he can't hide it anymore-"

"And you better keep your mouth shut if you don't want to get hit by England again. You foul mouth!" Germany rolled his eyes and stuffed a piece of bread into Prussia's mouth.

"Come on, everyone calm down." Japan poured tea and placed the cup in front of England. "Drink a cup of tea, everything will be fine. Let Igirisu-san finish his story first."

"Oh my gosh, there's nothing to say." America pouted, his voice sarcastic. "When the (fake) apocalypse comes, they want to die together, they used to live in the same house, they used to hunt together, they have two children in North America, and every Christmas they go to each other's house to stay overnight, they even gave their house keys to each other. Then England said that he had never confessed his love. Oh my, if you haven't confessed your love yet, you know how helpless and useless you are in love."

"I'll tell your boss to let you copy the Constitution five hundred times by hand." England said through gritted teeth. "And I don't mind hitting you, if your boss allows it."

"Wait! Wait! I have a question!" Italy exclaimed. "If what America said was true, then these two should have slept together already??"

The atmosphere among the people there was very quiet. Yes. Everyone was convinced that these two guys had been sleeping together for a long time, but now they realized that if England hadn't confessed his love yet, there was no way they could sleep together. Or are they in a love-hate, friends-with-benefits relationship? Wow, does that mean England accidentally falls in love with his friend of benefit? If so, that's too pathetic, too pathetic.

All eyes in the room were excitedly focused on England, making England felt a bit down.

"He and I actually slept together, but we slept holding hands." England said bitterly as if he didn't want to admit this himself. "He never... um, had any conscious s*xual behavior with me."

"Then why the hell do America and I exist here!" Canada, almost invisible there, cried out through his fading. "Aren't we the best proof of your and papa's behavior? And Sealand too?"

"Ah uh, well, I said I've never had s*x while sober, not to mention I've never had s*x while drunk..." England's voice got smaller and smaller until it was no longer as loud as the sound of a mosquito. "There were only two, or three times. And every time we had s*x, we always had results, so what can we do now?"

Everyone let out a loud scream. Drunk s*x says a lot. On the one hand, it explains the skinship of these two guys as if they were about to lay pipe. On the one hand, it says that these two people have been "interacting" with each other but are not actually in a relationship.

Suddenly there was a sound of applause.

Two sounds.

Three sounds.

The whole room applauded.

England looked around bewilderedly. He didn't understand why these people were clapping and even looking at him with admiration.

"Amazing! So great!" Prussia sobbed.

"That's right! If we don't count a thousand years..." Spain continued. "No, for a country, a thousand years is just twenty years. If you don't take that amount of time into account, this is the first time I've seen someone unlock the achievement 'having children with his crush'."

"Living together as a couple! Being parents of three children!" Canada brought up the towel to blow his nose.

"Always sit together in meetings." Japan nodded.

"Of the three children, two of them were successful beyond expectations." Italy blew the toy trumpet.

"Just haven't confessed yet- hey, Canada, why are you stuffing a rag in my mouth?"

Before the loud applause of the people around him, England's cheeks turned pink. Well, even he didn't realize that he had come so far!

"Everyone is praising me too much. I'm so embarrassed. But wait, I came here so everyone can give me advice! I can't stay in this deadlock forever."

"I thought it was something big!" America replied bluntly, "This is easy to handle. All the times father and papa slept together was because you guys were drunk, right? Just do it!"

"America-san, you're a genius!" Japan flipped through some shady book that England didn't know the name of. When asked about it, Japan only said that it was a "reference document".

A plan to flirt and seduce France was drawn up. Everyone is excited about this plan, although we're never sure if it's because they really want these guys to become a couple or because they're bored and need to find something to entertain them.

***

Plan A, started when England invited all the Europeans to the pub after the meeting.

Everyone knew what he meant, so they all left. As a result, only England and France remained.

France was planning to go home. But Italy nudged France, whispering to him:

"Do you see that England is sad and has a lot to say?"

"No."

"You noticed. Look at that sad look."

"Isn't he about to sneeze?"

Italy had a deeply hurt look on his face. He burst into tears, desperately ran away, running and screaming. "Horrible! Cruel! Unbelievable! France is an idiot!!!"

England hesitantly approached France, reaching out to pull the Frenchman's shirt.

"What's wrong, are you hurting someone again?"

"No, Italy suddenly said a few words to me and then acted like that. Honestly, I don't understand anything."

"Yeah, you must be betraying someone else's feelings or something." England sulked and turned away. "Even your cousin you did the same."

"I didn't do that." France pinched England's cheek, making England's face turn red. "You always make random inferences and then accuse me wrongly."

Actually, England didn't think haphazardly. In fact, England knew that France was not the easygoing type, because if so, he would not have agreed to live with France for a while as a family with America and Canada. But England needed a reason to scold France.

As a matter of course, France couldn't bear to leave England alone, so he went to the pub with England. The reason was completely reasonable, France knew more than anyone else how violent England would become - destroying tables and chairs when he was drunk. He considered himself responsible for controlling England's madness.

However, there was something strange about England today. He had just drunk a little and was already drunk, then complained to France about his failed love relationship with a certain man whose name France did not know.

France would be jealous, right? Would he be jealous? Japan said that the motif of complaining about an old love will make the other person reveal whether they like us or not. If only he would have been jealous...

No, there was no jealousy here at all! France nodded with deep sympathy, even patting his shoulder and cooing... but wait, what is he sympathizing with?? Don't say... don't say that he has been with many other people so there is this sympathy here.

Now, somehow, the original plan was to make France jealous of England's ex, but now England was silently angry. Don't get angry! Calm down! Don't show jealousy!

England pretended to be drunk to the point of fainting, leaned his head on France's shoulder, then reached out to hug France's arm, rubbing his head against him, deliberately calling out another man's name.

"For men, it's hard to get past the word '色'! Your job is to take advantage of the touch and suggest the beast inside France to come out."

China said so. England thought it was reasonable, so he practiced like that. Just slap on the drunk label, after that, all the blame will be France's.

Surprisingly, France did not react at all. He calmly finished his glass of wine, then asked England.

"If you're so drunk, can you still go home by yourself?"

"Huh? No... come on, I'm not drunk!" England pretended to drawl, increasing his physical contact with France.

"Haizzz, it can't be helped. You should go home. I'll take you home." France sighed.

Great! England raised the flag in his stomach. Switch to plan B. On the road, he will stagger, unable to walk, and then France will have to carry him home on his back. Physical contact, breathing in the ear is an important factor to increase love!

"Don't..." England grabbed France's hand, lowering his voice. "Just... don't bring me home. My brother seeing me like that... won't like it..."

"So where should I take you now?"

"Some hotel room..."

France's hotel room, England's implied. He had to hint a bit because no one ever said it out loud.

"Okay, in the morning the receptionist accidentally assigned me a room with a double bed. You can lie on my bed and rest until morning and then go home." France nodded in agreement.

Of course it was. It was England who told the receptionist to arrange that room with a double bed for France.

England's arm was brought around France's shoulders. France helped him out of the wine table and then took him outside the bar. That's right, now France will carry him on his back...

"Hello, is there a taxi nearby? Please give me one." France said into the phone, surprising England.

A few minutes later, the damn taxi parked right in front of the two of them. France pulled England into the taxi, placed him gently on the seat, and even took off his coat to wrap him up neatly.

England wanted to curse. Of course he was happy to have France cover him with his coat, but damn it, this wasn't part of the plan!!!

The comforting thing was, England was cuddled in France's warm arms. Perhaps France was afraid he was cold. And best of all, despite the possibility that England could vomit at any moment, France still let England lay in his lap.

Actually, England could never stop loving France.

Okay. Go to plan C!

France took England to his hotel room. He carried England all the way from the taxi to the hotel room. Of course, England pretended to babble nonsense, called some guy's name that England didn't even know, and rubbed against France.

France understood England's s*xual solicitation body language to mean he was about to go crazy and destroy everything. Thinking so, France immediately took a cloth rope he pulled from somewhere and tied England's arms and legs and carried him on his shoulders just like the old days when he came back from hunting and carried a wild boar on his shoulders.

"... Hey, where did you get these ropes from?" England asked France. In his mind, England began to explain all kinds of cases, the one that England believed most was that these ropes were France's favorite tool in bed.

France's answer made England unpredictable.

"Ah yes, that time my boss locked me in my room so I tore off the bed sheet and tied it into a cloth rope to throw down from the window." France answered.

"... I believe it for now."

"No one forced you to believe it. It sounds like a wife interrogating her husband." France said jokingly. But the truth is, England was intending to interrogate France.

England was brought by France to his room, placed on the bed, and then France proceeded to untie each knot on England's legs and arms.

As soon as his arms and legs were free, England pushed France onto the bed and kissed France's face.

"Hey! What are you doing??" France cried out in panic before England locked his mouth.

"S*x, nothing else! You're asking too much!" England said, unbuttoning each button of his shirt.

Thinking that he wasn't acting well enough, England tried calling out the name of his imaginary ex-lover while groping France's body.

"No no, the person you want to have s*x with is him, not me." France cried without tears. "You're drunk. Please sober up."

"You don't understand, you..." England suddenly felt angry. But he quickly cooled down and wrote a tragic story. "During the time I spent with him, I always thought of you, Francis. I felt extremely sorry for him. When he found out that I always missed you, we broke up."

"What does that mean?" France tried to pretend he didn't understand anything.

"IT MEANS I LIKE YOU, YOU IDIOT!!!" England shouted. "I DON'T WANT TO HAVE S*X WITH ANYONE BUT YOU! NOW TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS, QUICKLY!!"

"I WILL NOT TAKE OFF!!" France shouted back. "YOU RUDE, YOU CAN'T MAKE SOMEONE HAVE S*X WITH YOU THIS WAY!!"

"WHO CARES!!"

"I WILL TELL YOUR BROTHER!!"

"WHAT WILL YOU TELL??"

"THAT YOU PUT ME ON THE BED, FORCED ME TO TAKE OFF MY PANTS!!"

"YES THE DOGS MAY WILL BELIEVE!! THIS IS YOUR ROOM!! HE WILL BELIEVE THAT YOU ARE TRYING TO PLAY A TAKE ON ME!!"

"YOU BASTARD!!" France spoke up. "ARE YOU GOING TO USE THIS TO BLACKMAIL ME??"

"I DON'T INTEND TO BLACKMAIL YOU!! WHY DO YOU KEEP THINKING SO BAD ABOUT ME?"

"IT'S BETTER THAN YOU ALWAYS THINK I'M A BASTARD CHEATING EVERYONE!!"

"WHATEVER, TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!"

"YOU RUDE!! PUT YOUR COCK IN YOUR PANTS!"

"THIS IS NOT THE FIRST TIME YOU AND ME ARE DOING THIS TOGETHER! AND NOW YOU ARE STILL SHOWING DIGNITY?!"

"WE WERE DRUNK AT THAT TIME!!"

"THEN NOW I'M SO DRUNKY HERE!!"

"BUT I DON'T!! F*CK IT, I DON'T WANT TO GO TO JAIL!!!"

"YOU COWARD! WEAK COCK!"

"BETWEEN HAVING A WEAK COCK AND BEING IN PRISON, I WISH TO HAVE A WEAK COCK!!" France declared eloquently.

On the other side of the wall, right in the room next to France's hotel room, there was a group of people listening to their curses.

"They're so loud that we don't even have to strain our ears to hear them." Italy gasped in admiration. "We don't have to keep our voices down because their voices drown out ours."

"Hey China, have you ever seen a wrestling match as dramatic as this?" America asked the person next to him.

"Ho ho ho, the boy asked a good question." China nodded. "Of course not."

"Oh dear, I want to write a memoir about this passionate night so much." Prussia smacked his lips.

"I don't want England to burn down our house." Germany muttered.

"Wait Germany, why is a serious young man like you following us here?" Spain was startled to notice Germany's existence.

"We sell corn here, produced by a Dutch company." Belgium classifieds.

"Wow, it's so expensive. My place makes it both better and cheaper." Japan grimaced as he ate his first piece of popcorn.

Return to France's side of the room. I don't know when, what was a s*xual solicitation approaching r*pe, turned into a real wrestling match without the people involved even knowing what the hell they were wrestling for.

With the intoxication already in his body, England soon became tired, and collapsed before France.

Looking at England lying exhausted on him, France tried to pat England's face a little. There was no reaction. Only then did he breathe a sigh of relief, and hugged England into his arms, stroking his head and comforting him. Well, he always liked England lying in his arms like this.

France took off England's shoes and tie, and carefully covered England with a blanket. He went into the bathroom to shower, change into pajamas, then returned to the bed to lie next to England.

"I don't care if I go to jail or not. You even called me a coward! You stupid caterpillar, who do you think I am?" France leaned down and kissed England's forehead. "Whether there's a law or not, when you're drunk, I won't do anything to you!"

France turned off the light, leaned closer to England and wrapped his arms around him. Soon, France's breathing gradually became regular. In the darkness, the red color gradually brightened up to England's ears.

Okay, England told himself, the next morning, he would pretend to forget everything that happened tonight, and give France a bouquet of flowers, or a meal at the most luxurious restaurant in London. Of course there will only be two people. At that time, England will be the most polite and civilized gentleman in the world, no longer the drunk guy who forced France to take off his pants like tonight.

France will certainly be very pleased.

As expected, if you want to confess your love to someone, be a bit dignified and polite.

And the group of love strategists on the other side. Well, actually, they were all planning to get away before the British tsundere unleash his wrath on them. It's okay, being punched by the British Empire and watching an entertaining scene like this is worth it to them.

As for America, he didn’t want to return to his country, nor was he afraid of anything. Leaving the hotel, he continued to stay in London all night and had a good time.

Because, learning from last time's experience, he hired students to hand-copy more than two thousand copies of the US Constitution for him. With two thousand copies of the Constitution in hand, he was no longer afraid of copying punishments.

That's because America hadn't considered that England will whisper loudly to the US President about forcing him to copy The Gettysburg Address a thousand times as a fine, but that's a story for later.

Tonight, while England is still resting comfortably in France's arms, let America make all the money in London's casinos with his childlike joy filled with happiness.

_The End_

Author’s note: As you may have realized (or not), this is a text rife with sarcasm.

[monodramatic-cannibal]

Renegade!Chief

Info post about the au

(If characters seem OOC ((Out Of Character)) it's beacause I'm going off of my own interpretations/headcanons/fandom versions. So please be aware of that)

More info under the cut (Info is subject to change at any time. Info may be added to as well)

-Jobs in the group: secondary cook (anyone can cook really, but it’s mainly for those that don’t want too or can’t), keeping track of where everyone is and what they’re doing

Weapons of choice: Giant hammer like Blue’s but one side is a hammer and one side is an axe, bones that come from the ground

-Head canon voice: ???

-Uses he/him. But doesn’t mind any other pronouns. 

-Was a royal guard but was about to quit before the apocalypse, he found the job boring, he trained to fight, not stand around guard. He was a royal guard captain, which originally him and his squad were fighting but got pulled back to stand/guard in front of the royal families home. 

-Was relatively trigger-happy as a guard, but now during the apocalypse he’s relaxed a lot more, despite there being things for him to fight now. 

-To add to the point above. As a guard he never felt he truly had a purpose, he was just there to be there, since he liked fighting, he never cared about defending anyone because he never knew them. But now with the group he now has people to care for, which made him want to fight less and focus on taking care of them. 

-Likes to be on top of tasks, so tends to be quite bossy when it comes to getting things done. He knows some of the others don’t get along with him for this reason.

-Is actually a nice guy, and looks out for the others when he does notice something's off with them. Just a lot of the time the others don’t know he’s looking out for them. 

-Basically the mom of the group. Keeping an eye out for everyone, making sure everyone is well enough to do tasks. Making sure there’s no bad drama/bad blood between anyone. And making sure everyone is doing what they’re meant to be doing.

-Pretty much took the apocalypse in his stride. Was a little bit too calm about it, before he joined the group anyone he met tended to be freaked out by this calmness or would even claim he was happy about it. When in reality this calmness was a way for him to cope with it, as much as he adjust quickly, he knew there's nothing he could do to stop the apocalypse so got over it quickly.

-Was rather thrilled to have two other Royal guards in the group, Cross and Blue (even though Blue was training to be one Chief still classes him as one). Since he had others to relate too in terms of what they were doing before the apocalypse. 

-Tends to actually give good advice, but since he’s very hands on about the advice, e.g. advice that requires work to achieve. Most of the others don’t want to take his advice since they want more simple advice. 

-Like Cross and Blue he also does a lot of upkeep on his armour and weapons. He takes pride in having these things being in the best shape he can get them in. Sometimes complains to Blue that he’s not doing as much upkeep as he should be doing. 

-His horns grow relatively quickly so is often filing the horns down so they stay a size he likes. Also makes one bigger than the other on purpose. Since his outfit isn’t symmetrical (half a chest plate, and one of the waist pieces of armour being smaller than the other side) he also makes his horns not symmetrical. 

-The cracks in his skull he got from a fight, got them probably a month before the apocalypse. 

-Lust once offered to him to fix up his bandana but he refused, actually liking how it looks on him ripped like that. The bandana also has thin wire in it to help it stick up like that, or to allow him to shape it however he likes. 

-Wears his gloves most of the time, his gloves are quite thick, it’s to protect himself just in case he catches himself on his own armour. Since his armour is quite sharp in some places. 

-His triangle eye light can spin, mainly happens when he’s thinking, e.g. like a computer loading icon. The triangle can also take on other lengths and widths, e.g. when confused it can look more squashed. His other eye light can’t do these things though. 

-Will never admit to anyone but when he was younger he took dance lessons. He knew from the start he wanted to be a royal guard, and when he was a kid a royal guard captain once told him fighting was like a dance. Hence why he started to take dance lessons. So when he became a guard he was a lot more smoother than the others, had a lot more balance than them and would even fight as if it was a dance, allowing him to keep a consistent flow to his fights that most others couldn’t keep up with.

-To add to the point above he loves classical music that has an almost military sound to it (if you want an example sort of sound look up ‘Velkhana Iceborne theme’ it shows off the sound perfectly) (Velkhana’s fight in iceborne is also like a dance too, so both of their vibes fit perfectly)

-Loves sweet tasting things, but normally refuses to actually eat anything sweet, only really letting himself have sweet things when he thinks he deserves a treat.

How they feel about:

Nightmare: Doesn’t mind Night, respects the amount of work Night puts into the group. Never really has to Nag Night about anything due to the fact Night tends to stay on top of things. Night tends to be the one he goes too when there's a problem, since he knows Sci/Geno/Echo are hard to get a hold of.

Dream: Doesn’t run into Dream too often, but gets along with them when they do. Dream may help him from time to time, and does listen when told to do something.

Cross: They get along due to being royal guards and having things to talk about as well as train together. Does have respect for Cross, thinks Cross should be less polite about things though.

Blue: Likes blue, partly he misses whenever he had rookie royal guards with him. So having someone who was training to be a royal guard here who also listens to his orders he’s enjoying it. Partly views Blue as a little brother.

Ink: Doesn’t appreciate the pranks Ink pulls, but does appreciate the fact they keep the place more lively. So he can’t complain too much, just wishes less pranks were pulled on him.

Dust: Thinks he’s really unorginized. Does try to help him get more orginized, but also understands he (Chief) tends to catch him (Dust) when he has no energy. But also can never seem to catch Dust when he does have energy.

Horror: Sees him as a chill polite guy. Does think he’s a little bit forgetful of will often remind Horror if he has any tasks to do. But other than that they don’t interact too much.

Killer: Killer doesn’t listen to him half the time. So is on more neutral grounds when it comes to Killer. Will just go to Night and ask Night to deal with Killer if he’s having too much problems with Killer.

Error: Doesn’t see Error that often other than when he's doing his job. So is neutral with Error.

Lust: Lust listens to him and helps him out whenever they run into each other. Does respect Lust a lot for putting up with everyone.

Fell/Edge: Tends to pick up on when Fell is in a bad mood, will just pretend he never saw him to give Fell a break, knowing sometimes all someone needs is a moment to themselves. He does try to look out for Fell when he can, since he knows Fell tends to look after Sci and somewhat Geno.

Geno: Often looking out for Geno whenever they run into each other, will take tasks off of Geno if it’s a task he (Chief) can do. Will also try to get Geno to take regular breaks.

Outer: Since he tends to spend a bit of time with Outer he tends to notice when Outer is in what seems to be pain. He won’t question it, if Outer hasn’t told him already then he will wait for Outer to tell him. Will try to help out Outer where he can, and just generally tries to look out for him.

Sci: They don’t see each other too much, since Outer is normally the one giving info to Sci or doing tasks for him. He knows Fell is looking out for Sci, so doesn’t worry too much about Sci.

Reaper/Death: Seen him around Geno, tells Reaper to go away on the regular, though it's 50/50 if Reaper listens to him or not.

Fresh: Has briefly seen him, and tried to get to him, but Fresh had disappeared, assumed he was just seeing things and went about his day, but did tell Night about it. Noticed Night was quiet after he told him before telling him not to worry about it.

Gans/Echo: Doesn’t mind Echo, understands that some just like to be alone, and tries to respect it where he can. They sometimes do briefly talk about things not relating to their jobs, but only when Echo starts the convocation.

[ria-ragdoll]

HELLO! I'm so happy your write for orv! I'm curious, could you provide headcannons of Dokja trying to be a good husband/s.o during the apocalypse and trying to lead the team? I think it'd be super cute because he seems like a "the small things count" type of guy! Thank you! 💜

i know! i barely see any orv x reader stuff so i'm more than happy to write for you! i've been trying to understand his character more and so hopefully he doesn't seem too ooc. i totally agree though, i can't wait to dive deeper into this stuff! i also really love the fact that the world after the fall featured kim dokja, i found it really funny!

(i actually went back and reread orv for this..)

kim dokja.

before all of the mess started, he'd definitely info dump about twsa, telling you all about yu junghyeok and the other characters, so you probably know more than his mom does about twsa. (please listen to him, even before or during the apocalypse, he'd literally be so elated if you did.)

during the first scenario he'd definitely put you and sangah before him, making sure that you're safe before he is. (if you're with him on the subway.)

now, if you aren't, and you somehow survive, the moment he gets internet again he's already dialing your number, hoping, praying that you'll pick up. once you do, he'll have you tell him where you are so once he can, he'll get back to you, the one he loves.

he'll try to keep you out of harms way as best as he can, leaving you with pidlu once he gains ownership over him, you're the only thing that's keeping him sane, so he's so anything and everything he can to keep you safe.

both of the kids absolutely love you though, at first they thought that you we're stealing dokja away from them, but now they've grown to see you as their new mother figure (they both secretly want the two of you to adopt them once the apocalypse is over. and seeing you with the kids definitely makes dokja think about starting a family with you once in a while.)

in the case that the two of you are married, his ring couldn't be trusted anymore while in battle just in case he dies, so, he has then found the solution of tying his ring on a necklace, then having you wear it whenever he goes into battle.

example;

"this will be a promise that i'll come back to you, okay?"

dokja said softly, gently kissing your forehead as he put the necklace around your neck, not only was the piece of metal purposed for showing that you two belonged to each other, it was now also a promise. a promise to come back to you, a promise to slide that ring around his ring finger once more.

"be safe."

you said softly, gently holding his hand, yet your eyes and grip showed a hint of fear and uncertainty, knowing that even the ones you loved most couldn't be trusted in such a predicament.

as you two shared one more kiss, a gentle and chaste one, the star stream exploded, sending you both so many messages and coins, ruining the sweet yet nerve-wracking moment the both of you had.

so much for romance.

i hoped you enjoyed! it turned out more fluffier than i expected, and i kind of just did a summary more than anything. i'm more than happy to hopefully go into more detail one day.

[geopfert]

ooc. I am listening to my tunes again (Kudamm 56, the musical) and once again bleeding out over Pieck single mom-ing it up during the actual apocalypse

[test-type]

[chrispypapas]

Chris, I need to know what you think would happen in a Xander spin-off. Because, unless I am remembering wrong, Xander was one hell of a tool.

im kissing you on the lips for asking me about btvs

season 3 ep 13 'the zeppo' is a Xander POV episode of btvs and tbh that's one of my favorite episodes of btvs. its the gang leaving Xander out of the apocalypse of the week due to him being "too weak", just for Xander to get involved in his own dangerous adventure where a group of zombies try to get him to join their gang. i think a Xander series would have been better than the angel series bc the Angel series did not know what its purpose was. its such a bad show. the only saving grace of that show is Cordelia is there, and when she leaves the show it becomes complete trash. Cordelia needed to be there to balance out the stupid shit Angel is doing. If you like the Angel series I'm so incredibly happy for you and my opinion on it should not diminish how you feel about it. I'm just some guy lol i think a POV from the 'normie' of the group would have been more interesting in terms of story telling. You would be able to put yourself in Xander's shoes and it could have been following the aftermath of season 7 of btvs; where everyone who could ever be the slayer was awakened thanks to willow unlocking everyone's potential. btvs continued its story through the comics after the show ended and the plot of the comics was Buffy running a slayer organization where ander worked as support for slayers out on missions (ala Kazuhira Miller in MGS peacewalker and MGSV). now i enter my unhinged rambling of Xander's character

Alexander LaVelle "Xander" Harris has many, as you put it, "one hell of a tool" moments in the show that I'm going to get into. A lot of them I can see as "this is a teenage boy saying stupid teenage boy shit" but a lot of it is also unwarranted and inherently selfish. Early series "tool" moments are

Xander's attitude towards Buffy for not returning his feelings and his haterid of Buffy having feelings for Angel (Season 1)

Xander blaming Buffy for Ms Calendar being killed by Angel (Season 2)

Xander exploding at Buffy for leaving Sunnydale after Joyce (Buffys mom) told her she better never return to their house after Buffy told her mom that shes the slayer (Season 3)

Xander being upset with Willow and Buffy for going to college (Season 4)

Xander yelling at Buffy for letting Riley (a good guy in his own words) "get away" when Riley gives Buffy an ultimatum (Season 5)

when Xander says hes disgusted by Buffy and can't even look at her after finding out she's been sleeping with Spike (Season 6)

and finally when Xander thought Buffy was being a terrible leader in season 7 bc she had to be a commander of an army of potential slayers (Season 7)

However on the flip side, Xander has multiple moments of being incredibly loyal and willing to do anything in his power for his friends, and that he really is the heart of the group reminding everyone of their humanity. Xander, much like the rest of the Buffy cast, is a complex character who has good and bad qualities and I think it's important to take the good with the bad. I don't agree with most things he says/does, but I also recognize that inherently he is a good person. Wanting the best for those around him even if his perception of what "the best" for his friends isn't necessarily what they "need".

BTVS is a hard series to defend. A lot of the actions of the characters are uncomfortable due to the creator of the IP, but when you create a piece of media those characters start to also belong to the fans. A lot of what Joss Whedon wrote for the characters at times felt incredibly OOC and just "we're going to torture the afab characters bc I hate women" kind of writing, but it's important to remember that there were other writers on the show and how actors wanted to portray their characters too.

That being said, I like Xander, and I like a lot of what others have done to explore his character bc im gay and like to analyze media. I think a spin off buddy cop Xander and Spike show would have been leagues better than Angel. One of the spin off Buffy comics I really like have Xander and Spike being friends from the beginning and exploring more of what their dynamic could be. I think it's an interesting alternative universe from Buffy canon and its work checking out <3

anyway ty for reading i hope ur having a good day xoxo

[criticalfai1ure]

( 001 ).   hi, i’m alex���, 30+, she/her.   ( 002 ).   welcome to #criticalfai1ure : a semi-selective and slow roleplay blog for a multitude of characters, many of whom you've seen me write elsewhere on this hellsite. ( 003 ).   you must be 18+ to interact.   ( 004 ).   my inbox is always open and memes never expire, send something today! ( 005 ).   like i said above, i am slow. this is with ic responses and many times with ooc too. i do my best but i'm a mom with a full-time job and i appreciate your patience more than you know. ( 006 ).   blogroll : @pizzatheif, @mirafirstmate, @sniperwithasmoke, @wallyclarkmemorial. ( 007 ).   most active muses in my brain : hugo ; august ; max ; diego ; basher.

est. april 2023    —    dash only.    beta editor. memes. google site. alt verses. interest tracker. incomplete gdoc.

MUSE LIST : ( updated 9.13.24 )

BATTLESTAR GALACTICA

karl “helo” agathon. ( private / plotted only )

BULLET TRAIN

tangerine - arthur [redacted] junior. formerly TANGERINESOUR

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS

edgin darvis. ( d&d : honor among thieves ) - human bard. chaotic good.

hardwon surefoot. ( naddpod ) - human / half-elf fighter. neutral good.

neega “neenee” axeslinger - half-orc bard. chaotic good.

basil “baz” silvertongue - half-orc warlock. chaotic neutral. character sheet gdoc.

lady favour of vawdeen - tiefling bard. chaotic neutral.

FALLOUT

hank maclean.

GHOSTBUSTERS formerly WHOYAGCNNACALL

peter venkman.

winston zeddemore.

ray stantz.

egon spengler.

janine melnitz.

GRISHAVERSE

ivan medvedev. formerly BEARTSAR

matthias helvar. formerly DJELVAR

pekka rollins. formerly KAELISHKINGPIN

jan van eck. ( private / plotted only )

jarl brum. ( private / plotted only )

KAOS

eurydice “riddy”.

LUPIN

benjamin ferel. ( testing )

MISC. / ORIGINAL CHARACTERS

hugo van houten - pizza fiend, petty thief, dumb of ass. formerly PIZZATHEIF

sebastian maximiliano “red”/“max” rojas - pilot, first mate, doomed by the narrative. formerly MIRAFIRSTMATE

leland sleight - scientist medic, traitor, bringer of the second apocalypse. affl with STORYSCRAWLED

thadeus p. louton - empath, scaredy-cat, paranormal investigator. formerly DISCOUNTEMPATH

herbert montgomery “monty” mustard. ( headcanon based ; clue ) - colonel, war profiteer, murderer?

jacques “jb” fèvre - art forger, liar, thief. formerly CONTREFACTEUR

kiyajara “kiki” sepúlvida - jb’s best friend, a better thief, the stabbiest.

ser bérénice “bernie” du bouclier - knight of the realm, right hand to the prince, lady of the shield. formerly TRIOMPHANTE; affl with WARSRAGE

felix hwa - army medic, heart of gold, in over his head. affl with GRAVEWALKS

oscar archibald ricketts - lighthouse keeper, keeper of the souls lost to the rocks, wraith? ( but too good at his job to bother replacing ).

silas “slightly” guthrie. ( headcanon based ; peter pan ) - ex-lost boy, current pirate?, still lost.

bernardino garcia “bear” - tattoo artist, brass knuckle brawler, assassin zookeeper. affl with CHAMPAGNEPROBLLEMS

oswald “oz” o'síoráin - bass guitarist, mummy's boy, number one hype man for his bandmates. affl with RICHMND

taylor barbaira - teen sleuth, lost in the woods, doomed by the narrative ( but eldritch ). affl with the MYRTLE SPRINGS DETECTIVE CLUB

MISC. PIRATE MEDIA

august van de hoek - dutch privateer turned pirate captain, teetotaller, the foothold of a legend that no longer reflects its source material.

fergus byrne. ( potc / ride based ) - navigator, helmsman, harbinger of death. formerly HELMSRNAN

john “calico jack” rackham. ( black sails ). formerly SICUTCANIS

james norrington. ( potc + headcanon based ).

jack the monkey. formerly JACKTHEMONKCY ( private / plotted only )

joshamee gibbs. formerly SUPERSTITIOUSSAILOR ( private / plotted only )

MISC. SHERLOCK HOLMES MEDIA

colonel sebastian “basher” moran. ( moriarty : the devil’s game ). ( private / plotted only )

colonel sebastian moran. ( elementary ). pending me watching the show.

sebastian a. "basher" moran. ( modern hotd/acd ) formerly SNIPERWITHASMOKE ( yes i have a problem, pls do not perceive me ).

NIMONA

ballister boldheart. ( movie based / comic influence ). ( testing ).

STRANGER THINGS

jim hopper. formerly HOPALONGJIM ( private / plotted only )

TED LASSO

roy kent. formerly FUCKINGKENT ( carrd )

THE BIG DOOR PRIZE

dusty hubbard. ( testing )

THE ROAD TO EL DORADO

tulio.

THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY

number two “diego” hargreeves. formerly FIGHTKNIFE

WYNONNA EARP

john henry “doc” holliday. formerly LUNGSLINGER

john henry holliday ii - legacy, sharpshooter, sidekick.

[missed-connections-of-fear]

Ooc hiiiii I've been playing girlfriend thank u for the info! Her names Margaret O'Brien, born and raised in Boston. She's 33, job hops alot but was most recently a bartender, got fired because of winding up in Oregon and not being able to make it back for her shit. In the first one she would've been in a buried domain in the recent one lonely. I'd been imagined they'd been together about 5/6 years and before the apocalypse #2 she was planning to propose on christmas if he didn't beforehand. She's not really in touch with her parents but talks with her menagerie of younger siblings alot and adores Richard's mom. She dreams about going to college to become a vet but knows it's probably not going to happen so she volunteers at a cat rescue alot. Muffin and Socks are both foster fails. Muffin is leash trained but Socks won't tolerate a harness

OOC ASK

I love getting ooc posts about this

Thank you both for making these characters

- Rose

[myhappyxending]

☕ - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both? ☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse? ☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like! ⚽ - Are you active? ⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday? ♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not? ☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why? ♪ - Do you play any instruments? ⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse blong to? ♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance? ✂ - Do you hate people easily? ✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are? ⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite? ✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach? ⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite? ⛔ - In real life, are you friendly? ⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go? ♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love? ♾ - Which timezone are you in? W - What do you do for a living?♡ - OTP for your muse? ⚔ - NOTP with your muse? ☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

Munday Meme Extraordinaire - Send me a symbol and I’ll answer ooc 

☕ - Do you prefer coffee or tea? Perhaps neither, or both?

I prefer coffee. I like it iced. I can drink it warm/hot, but I would rather have iced. As for tea, I find it tastes bitter no matter how much sugar you put in it. So I just don't drink it as I don't care for it.

☠ - Do you think you’d survive a zombie apocalypse?

The outcome is not likely. LOL.

☺ - Post a picture of yourself or describe what you look like!

Under the read more at the bottom.

⚽ - Are you active?

Not really.

⛄ - Do you have a favourite holiday?

Halloween. I love dressing up.

♫ - Do you listen to music when you write? If yes, what kind of music, if no, why not?

Yeah. Most of the time I do listen to music. I will just put on my likes list from Spotify. I might click a genre and listen to those or just skip the songs I'm not feeling. I rarely put it on shuffle. I have no idea why though.

☤ - Have you ever had to go to the emergency room? Why?

I have. I had a bad tooth infection. It was on New Year's Eve, and I ended up getting a huge dose of antibiotics in a shot and then ended up having an allergic reaction to it. My blood pressure spiked while in there, and until it went down, they wouldn't let me leave.

♪ - Do you play any instruments?

No. But I would have loved to learn how to play the piano.

⚖ - Opinions on the fandom your muse belong to?

It's been awhile since I was in this fandom but I remember it being chill and welcoming. Better than some fandoms that I've been in.

♿ - Is there anything about your body you’d like to change if given the chance?

Possibly the size of it.

✂ - Do you hate people easily?

Not at all. But when my gut tells me someone isn't good, there's usually proof of that somewhere along the line.

✼ - Do you think the character/characters you role play as reflect who you are?

Not really. I mean, sure, some of them have somethings the same as me, but nowhere near enough to be a reflection.

⚄ - Do you play videogames? Have a favourite?

Yes. I love to play Super Mario Bros. And Kirby. Kirby and the Forgotten Land.

✵ - Are there any other fandoms you’d like to approach?

I wish there were more roleplayers in the Law & Order: Special Victims Unit and The 100.

⚜ - If you role play more then one muse, do you have a favourite?

I do. It would be a tie between Carol Peletier and Rick Grimes from The Walking Dead.

⛔ - In real life, are you friendly?

I like to think I am, yes.

⨁ - Do you hold grudges, or easily let things go?

It really depends on the situation. I can forgive, but I will never forget the thing that was done to me.

♥ - Besides fictional characters, is there someone you love?

Absolutely. My family, for sure. That would be my son, my Mom, and my husband and my brothers and sisters and my cousins and extended family but those three listed first are my favorite people.

♾ - Which timezone are you in?

Central. USA.

W - What do you do for a living?

I'm a Stay at Home Mom/Wife/FurMom.

♡ - OTP for your muse?

Regina Mills & Robin Hood (Robin of Locksley).

⚔ - NOTP with your muse?

Regina Mills & Gold/Rumpelstiltskin.

☰ - Fun random fact about the mun!

I'm an amateur poet.