#✿ ━ safiya musings.

[chaosandcrimson]

Safiya Godwin: Character Inspirations

Phoebe Buffay from Friends Kenji Miyazawa from Bungo Stray Dogs Perfuma from She-Ra and the Princesses of Power

[necroticboop]

🦇 GIFS FROM EVERY SAFIYA NYGAARD VIDEO: 11 / ?? My Top 10 Favorite Lipsticks

[anestofocs]

The drive was a quiet, uneventful one, thankfully the hospital wasn't too long from the house. As Safiya mentioned, there was peven more security around. From VSSE agents, Yggdrasil members to a few people Sergei and Crowe would reconise from working for G Corporation.

There shouldn't be any more trouble home wise at least.

As the car parked up the drive way, two of the guards opened the door for the family.

"All is well Mrs Kiyori." One guard mentioned as she stepped out of the car.

"Excellent, let me know if anything changes." Safiya spoke while inclining her head to the guard. Happy to see the two men home and safe.

"Welcome home my dears, you've been missed."

Hearing that news as he sat in the car was a bit relieving for Sergei. The security detail around the manor has been upgraded meaning there should be no more late-night attacks. The keyword being "should" in this case. He put his seatbelt on and looked out the window, happy he was finally heading home.

[regxlty]

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Canon Compliant Masterlist

4 Ways to Spice up your Sex Life (ao3) - Full_Moon_Lover

Summary: Phil thinks it's time for them to move out of their apartment and into a house of their own and what better way to surprise his boyfriend than to look at some property websites to try and narrow down their options for potential houses. If only Dan didn't stumble on one of these websites on Phil's laptop and come to a completely different conclusion.

Phil was tired of him and wants to move out. It was now up to Dan to get back Phil's interest in him and what better way to do that than to look on the internet for ways to spice up a relationship? Follow Dan's adventures as he follows the steps on a love article to try and spice up his and Phil's sex life. Nothing can go wrong....

again and again, even though we know love’s landscape (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: After a small fight, Dan finds Phil in bed with a migraine and spends the day taking care of him in many, many ways.

all men do is lie (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: What they told us about Dan's eye hospital visit versus what happened.

As He Goes, So I Go (ao3) - cloej88

Summary: It’s November of 2015, and Dan and Phil have just finished their UK leg of The Amazing Tour Is Not on Fire. They’ve sworn off the romantic side of their relationship in order to protect the rest of this life they’ve built. However, with all of the close proximity of touring, their connection feels headier and more charged than ever. As soon as the UK tour ends, they fly to the US for a quick book-signing trip, but they become snowed in by a blizzard in Chicago. In the solitude of their shared hotel room, can they fumble their way back to one another?

Featuring: Pining, lots of fluff, the TATINOF UK afterparty in all its glory, an arcade bar in snowy Chicago, a NYTimes How to Fall in Love quiz, lots of introspective musing about how much these idiots adore one another, and some well-earned smut.

Basically I'm Gay (ao3) - ChainedKura

Summary: Dan is editing his coming out video when a deep sadness takes over his body. Lucky for him, he counts with a Phil Lester on his side that will do everything in his power to make his partner feel better.

black and blue (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan and phil lie in bed and trade stories of the various injuries they’ve sustained throughout their lives

Building a Wardrobe (To Hide From the World In) (ao3) - husbants

Summary: Based on the prank Phil pulls on Dan at the end of THE WARDROBE; fluffy boyfriending ensues because their love holds strongest when it's challenged.

buttons on a coat (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: dan meets up with his mum while he’s wearing phil’s coat

IKEA hot dog introspection (ao3) - sierraadeux

Summary: Dan is craving an IKEA hot dog.

or

the time I tweeted "I think I could romanticize ikea hot dogs" at 3:33 am and couldn't stop thinking about it until I wrote it.

japhan 3.0 (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: snapshots of the japhan trip 2023

laid bare (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: 2010 dnp get tested and bareback for the first time

lost in forever (ao3) - manchestereyes

Summary: Phil makes a very special video for his and Dan's future child.

Or, Safiya and Tyler's proposal video, but make it dnp.

memories for ourselves (ao3) - waveydnp

Summary: quarantined dan and phil have a screen-free day

Nostalgia / Revival (ao3) - yonpote

Summary: Phil was just feeling nostalgic. He couldn't help it, it's been five years.

an introspection and a decision

one night stand (ao3) - dizzy

Summary: Dan meets a stranger in a bar during after one of his shows on the We're All Doomed tour.

One Thousand Midnights or More (ao3) - JudeAraya

Summary: A decade of love told in moments.

Precious Baby Angel (ao3) - toadsappho

Summary: Phil shows Dan his new t-shirt, but that's not the only surprise he has for him.

sativa (i said im ready) (ao3) - catbearbunz (bunnieovadamoon)

Summary: it’s 2009, and phil really wishes dan would call. he does, but he comes greener than expected.

aka they get drunk and high and have esex.

Send Me A Picture (ao3) - Tarredion

Summary: Dan has posted a new picture onto Dailybooth. It manages to do a bit more than getting Phil just hot and bothered.

shining, just for you (ao3) - bunnyslipper

Summary: a little fic about sitting back and watching each other shine.

Slow Down (ao3) - intoapuddle

Summary: Phil knows that Dan can hear him. Phil knows that Dan thinks that two can play at this game. Phil knows that that absolutely isn’t true.

so easy to come back into you (ao3) - dvp_95

Summary: The story has some humour in it, Dan supposes, but Phil looking wide-eyed at the camera and saying, "and I was like, who's this giant man threatening to call my mum, I was freaking out," isn't something Dan will be able to laugh about anytime soon.

sometimes i really think it would be cool to rewind (ao3) - r1caner

Summary: I used to watch the pigeons and be so afraid that they would die. But they will, and maybe some of the ones I used to see outside already have. I will too – I know that, always have. And I love to live, to drink coffee, to kiss you, to look at a dog and think about having one. I love to live, but I can live with life ending.

And then I think about it having to happen to you and I can’t do it.

the art of not thinking about it (ao3) - sasiml (orphan_account)

Summary: dan and phil and the week where things had to fall apart before they could come together.

the dominoes cascaded in a line (ao3) - danandphilbeats

Summary: dan accidentally goes to a taylor swift themed cycling class, and hears a song that makes him think.

the hoodie bow incident (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: they were kissing.

The Money Summits (ao3) - LetGladnessDwell

Summary: You might think you’re talking about numbers, but it’s always more than that, Kath had said.

(Or, what Dan and Phil talk about when they talk about money.)

the scariest part (is letting go) (ao3) - huphilpuffs

Summary: Dan's journey with sexuality continues long after he meets Phil.

they grew up so nicely, didn't they? (ao3) - natigail

Summary: Cornelia doesn’t just get a boyfriend when she starts dating Martyn, she gets a whole second family too. Kath and Nigel welcome her with open arms and she becomes a pseudo older sister to Phil.

She is there watching from the sidelines as a boy bolts right into Phil’s heart and sets up camp. She gets to watch as Dan and Phil build careers and an internet community and all the trials and tribulations, as well as the pride and happiness, it brings along.

we never change (ao3) - nivi_chip

Summary: different decade same laundry problems

when the train came it was so big and powerful (ao3) - r1caner

Summary: a dnp fic for the 15th 19th of october.

[badrrr]

Some of the names that had previously been mentioned here in this channel. The least we can do is to atleast mention the ones we know..

Our scholars from Bangladesh who are behind bars, among whom are:

Sheikh Jashim Uddin Rahmani

Sheikh Hārūn Izhar

Sheikh Ali Hassan Osama

Sheikh Mahmud Hasan Gunvi

Sheikh Abu Taha with his two assistants Amir Uddin Foyez and Abdul Muhit

Our Scholars, students of knowledge and preachers who have been imprisoned and tortured by Tawagheet Regimes, among whom are:

Shaykh Nāṣir alFahd

Shaykh Sulaymān Nasir al-Alwan

Shaykh Waleed As-Sinani

Shaykh Khalid Rashid

Shaykh Ali al-Khudayr

Shaykh al-Khalidi

Shaykh Saud al-Obaid al-Qahtani

Shaykh Ahmad al-Asir

Shaykh Faisal

Shaykh Benbrika

Shaykh Abu Baraa- As-Sayf

Shaykh Abu Umar

Abu Hamza al-Misri

Abu Hamza (ATP)

Abu Imran (Belgium)

Abu Ilyas (Holland)

Abu Abdurrahman (Denmark)

Our scholars who had been k***d in the way of Allah after imprisonment:

Shaykh Musa al-Qarni

Shaykh Faris az-Zahrani

Shaykh Hamad al-Humeidi

Shaykh Abdul Aziz al-Tiwayli

Others:

Afiya

Hayla al-Qusayr

Umm A 

Umm Abdul Qayoom 

Ukht M and her daughters S and R (UK)

Sabir Miah (UK)

Ali Hussain (UK)

Safiyya (UK)

Safiya Yassin (USA)

Our young Deutsch

sis & student of Shaykh AMJ

Muhammad Abu Bakr (Minshawary)

Ali Bhola

Abul wali AbuKhadir Muse (The Smiling Somali)

Iqbal Khan (India)

Abu Syahla

Muhammad

Abu Yousuf

Brother R

Abu I and Abu N

Ukht S & Ukht H from India

Umm Hud

Sister A

Sister B & siblings & their mother 

Umm Mariyah

Brothers Jahanzaib, Nabeel, Abdullah Basit

Sister S (Bangladesh)

Our dear brother Muhammad Azharuddin

Brother 'Talib Exposed'

Brother Abu Luqman (Anjem) 

Brother Khaled 

Abu Fazul

Abu Umar (Pakistan)

Iqbal

Ibn Tsar (Chechen)

Hadi Nabi

Abu Ibrahim 

Ari and Alan 

Last edited on 25 Sep 23

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اللهم فك قيد اسرانا و اسرى المسلمين

[bolladonnas]

003: muse e donna são do mesmo módulo (iii para vilões) e estão na aula prática de sovinice. a tarefa é: entrar na casa da bruxa famosinha de joão & maria, roubar um doce e saírem despercebides.@svfiye​​

embora soubesse que o ambiente estava devidamente controlado, com a presença do professor e demais alunos as observando, belladonna não deixava de sentir-se nervosa; parecia que a adrenalina a percorria pelas veias, agindo como um combustível, a impulsionando. sabia que não poderia agir com o calor da emoção, era necessário ser racional, afinal, aquela atividade valia nota e não poderia dar-se ao gosto de ficar abaixo da média. fitou para safiya de soslaio, ombros sendo balançados enquanto avançava em direção a casa.       ‘      precisamos de uma estratégia.       dissera para a amiga, atenta a movimentação. ela sabia que não seria tão fácil assim.        ‘     com certeza terão armadilhas.        assentiu brevemente, os olhos buscando alguma movimentação no interior da casa pela janela.         ‘      joão e maria eram dois idiotas, precisamos ser mais espertas.

[mechahero]

@anestofocs asked- ⚔️ Crowe, Yuki or Safiya Send ⚔️ for a vs. battle quote to your muse (accepting!)

Battle intro: "We have gotta stop meetin' up like this." Victory: "Okay, seriously. We need to like, schedule this shit or somethin'. This is kinda dumb at this point." Defeat: "Guess you can have this one." Assist: "Not callin' dibs on this one!" Taunt: "You're not gonna wiiin! Or well, at least this round." Reacting to Taunt: "First of all? Rude? Second? I was here first!" Tie: "Man... whatever. I'm goin' home." Perfect Victory: "Ha! Yes! ...Now where was that other guy again?"

[mvncesa]

I can’t explain why but the video of safiya making a giant fucking ‘ franken’ wedding cake? my muse vibes

[cyborgpotato]

No one asked, but I've improved the design of my air genasi bard Calypso so so much through Hero Forge. The Face Customizer is a godsend. I've gotten (I think!) really good at posing too. I also made Quintus' face and them as kids too. I'm goin crazy on Hero Forge.

Also made all the NPCs and family in her backstory.

Her parents: Cassandra, the best mom ever, and Zephyr, a fun-loving djinn that Cassandra released from the bottle he was imprisoned in. They were only together for a few years, and he left after Quintus was born to track down the wizard that trapped him.

Calypso and Quintus consider The Muses of Brightmarket, the bard troupe that Cassandra founded, to be their aunts and uncles, but aren't genetically related to any of them.

Aunt Safiya and Aunt Akila are the dancers in the troupe, and are the ones mostly responsible for encouraging Calypso and Quintus'.... not-so-legal skills. Calypso thinks Safiya has the best fashion sense. Quintus loves to have backflip competitions with Akila.

Uncle Aaron is the other lead performer of the troupe, and the youngest by probably hundreds of years. Deep voice, extremely straight faced and tells lots of stories that are questionably true. Uncle Orsuk is the visual effects guy (*cough* illusion wizard *cough*) and the classic wacky distractable wizard.

Cassandra hired an old friend of hers to teach Calypso bard magic, and their name is Rhaza and they're the classic "gruff mentor" type.

Delta is the owner of the inn that Cassandra, Calypso and Quintus live in. She's grumpy and not very personable, but likes the money that Cassandra's performances bring in.

And finally...

Calypso's ex-girlfriend and armorer. Naomi broke up with Calypso because she thought that Calypso was using their relationship as an excuse to never leave town and adventure. They're still on good terms, which is good, because Naomi makes Calypso's armor, and both think they'll end up back together.

[cass1x1]

3, 10, 22, 24 for adra, charlie, and reese!

adra

3. Describe your muse’s ideal holiday.

probably like ireland or the scottish highlands. touring magical places. i think she'd be happy exploring. bonus if she is with other people (especially safiya). maybe like some bicycling trip or taking the train or something

10. What physical trait is emphasized on your muse?

hmmm she has really wide eyes? and kind of a wide mouth? idk how it answer this question

22. Is your muse a breakfast person? If yes, what do they normally eat for breakfast?

no she's more of a late-night person. but she usually has some like cereal and/or fruit. she likes a lighter breakfast! when she's in the fairy realm though, she'll eat whatever is offered so as not to be rude.

24. If social media existed in your muse’s universe, would they be on it? Which plattform/s?

she's very active on reddit and insta! but they're like private/under a pseudonym. she has a regular insta too but she's not as active on it as she is on her private ones. she also has twitter she rarely uses, a facebook she SUPER rarely uses, etc.

charlie

3. Describe your muse’s ideal holiday.

sfgdfsdfg charlie has always wanted to go to either peru or hong kong. both are places that have interesting histories and also famous foods. she'd just want to spend a long time there so she could like....explore and immerse herself and also eat a shit-ton.

10. What physical trait is emphasized on your muse?

she has a pointy-up nose and really really pale eyes, both of which tend to catch people's attention.

22. Is your muse a breakfast person? If yes, what do they normally eat for breakfast?

charlie loves food. genuinely she really likes being someone who likes to eat. breakfast isn't her favorite meal but she def always has breakfast. she likes scrambled eggs and toast but when she goes out (especially for review purposes) she usually gets something with a poached egg and also pancakes or waffles or french toast depending on her mood.

24. If social media existed in your muse’s universe, would they be on it? Which plattform/s?

she ran a successful wordpress blog for years! and now she has a column and self-promos on twitter and ista and wherever else. she's very good at it tbh. or she used to be before robbie. now she's pretty good but less good than she was.

reese

3. Describe your muse’s ideal holiday.

hm something where they can be athletic. beach or rock climbing or skiing/snowboarding or something. they don't know how to just chill tbh

10. What physical trait is emphasized on your muse?

they've got QUITE the skater booty, and surprisingly broad shoulders. deffo their physique is really the most notable thing about them.

22. Is your muse a breakfast person? If yes, what do they normally eat for breakfast?

they have really strict routines for food and everything. they eat breakfast every day (whenever they get up even if that's like 4pm). what rotates is what they eat--sometimes a smoothie, sometimes bacon and eggs, sometimes breakfast burritos, sometimes omelettes, etc.

24. If social media existed in your muse’s universe, would they be on it? Which plattform/s?

they have some accounts (an insta probably like a reddit and a letterboxd) but they're not great about activity. it comes and goes in waves.

[candiedstrwb]

shadow of la muse tag drop

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       declan.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       banks.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       santiago.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       ezra.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       erica.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       valentina.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       aaliyah.

*       ──       ♡       𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   .     ⁞       safiya.

[anestofocs]

What are you the patron saint of?

patron saint of martyrs

the patron saint of those who died to be like you. maybe you died to be like them too: but at the end of it, you weren't like them. patron saint of tragedy. saint of saints. it's you who holds the hands of the holy dead, and you who has to answer: what do they do if they regretted it?

patron saint of heartbreak

not of comfort. not of condolences. there is a heart and there is a fissure, a fracture, something that starts to splinter and break open. you're the patron saint of the way a heart is rent open. the way it tears itself apart. patron saint of the rift. patron saint of the gash. when they say to "open your heart" to somebody, you are the patron saint of bleeding out.

[loveryss]

Safiya in her disguise doing science stuff

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🦇 GIFS FROM EVERY SAFIYA NYGAARD VIDEO: 6 / ?? My Everyday Makeup Routine

[prxst-n]

🚿

“what if we find out there is no mr. malnati? what if this whole time it’s just been a hotel controlled by a hamster? that would actually be kind of dope.” preston says out loud just before the soap runs down his face and into his eyes.