#✨-hippity hoppity

[lemecdlucas]

;;Hippity, hoppity

                          ▐ ⦙ ❛ *   ♡ ·ﾟ Ꮺ ࣪˖ ᥫ᭡ 🦢ˎˊ˗ Volumnia Gaul / @lemecdeliott​​​​​ ❜

                                   🌾 ❛❛🐍🥼🧪 Volumnia se regodeaba en su propia travesura cometida en contra de Coriolanus, ese chico era tremendamente especial, un ser con las habilidades necesarias para destacar, pero solo necesitaba alguien que lo ayudará a encontrarse, además claro de someterlo a  más presiones de las necesarias. Los tiempos difíciles creaban hombres fuertes. Había ordenado que lo trajeran a la Ciudadela, se moría de ganas de verlo. Termino sus ultimas anotaciones en el expediente de Coriolanus y lo guardo con el resto de expedientes de sus experimentos. Era hora de monitorear sus ratones carnívoros y se los llevo consigo para recibirlo en cuanto Persil le dijo que había llegado. —Y así regresa el triunfador. Toma, ayúdame con esto—Sintió una emoción, la misma que sentía cada que uno de sus experimentos florecía, eran como pequeños hijos para ella y Coriolanus era el primero de carne y hueso. Le dejo cargar el contenedor con los ratoncillos que ocuparía para su próximo experimento. —Recibí tu carta y también el charlajo.—Le hizo una seña para que le siguiera hacia su sala de experimentos— Que pena lo de tu compañero Plinth, aunque ¿lo es?—Le miró con una pequeña mueca de emoción y de felicitación por su movimiento tan astuto- —En fin, me alegró saber que continuabas tus estudios en el 12 y que desarrollabas tu visión del mundo, Coriolanus.—Como lo esperaba el chico no se había conformado, no se había rendido y sobre todo había evolucionado. 

[gasolinerainbowpuddles]

Pedro Memes Part 7

|| memes masterlist ||

✨let's get into it✨

✨my love for you is overwhelming✨

✨RIGHT OVER THERE, OFFICER!✨

✨pEaCe WaS nEvEr An OpTiOn✨

✨teehee✨

✨look, it's @swiftispunk✨

✨real cozy✨

✨😃✨

✨😟✨

✨thankfully it's only been a whoopsidoodle day so far✨

✨ew✨

✨EW✨

✨laundry day again✨

✨i cant believe u've done this✨

✨hippity hoppity-ing away✨

✨CROCS STAY ON DURING✨

hi I made a fuckton of memes, so there will be more posts coming. love you all.

catch ya later, ♥Puddles♥

[sondheim-girly]

The outsiders as quotes from my friends part 4

“Darry, do I have bones?” -Ponyboy, “No.” -Darry

“What would Dally do but anger an old bald man?” -Ponyboy “Uh idk hippity hoppity kick a baby” -Steve

“Che-e-e-e-c. Cat.” -Soda

HEY GUYS IM IN AN INTERROGATION ROOM -Dally

The fact that I have upper back pain doesn’t mean I’m a top -Darry

At the heart of great art lies plagiarism -Ponyboy

i love eating applesauce because i feel like a spider slurping the liquified guts of a fly -soda

I was kinda mallownourashed -Johnny

“Everyone makes mistakes, some people worse than others” -ponyboy, “Like Santa clause?” -Johnny, “I’m Jewish” -ponyboy

What do you think I do while killing orphans? -Bob

“I'm annoyed with life” -ponyboy, “THIGHSSSSSSSSS” -soda 

This country is full of hope and Lana del Rey -Marcia

“Don’t worry I’ve run out of ways to kill people” -Bob, “You can never run out of ways to kill people” -Paul 

Man I gotta up my slur game -Bob

“Oh fuck balls ass” -Steve, “I’d rather not” -ponyboy

Oooh I’m gonna have no motivation to live! That’s gonna be ✨thrilling✨ -Johnny

We’ve all set our pants on fire at some point -Two bit

Soda you cant be flirting with cops, thats beastiality -Steve

*with a hat over his eyes* Is this what drugs feel like? -Sergei

[kirshimadenkisero]

things my friends have said, a collection (ft a couple quotes from shows/games) ((credits to my best friend for compiling them for me))

for privacy reasons i’ve censored the names

“Haha suck it (random name)!” (not entirely sure where this one came from so i’m guessing they’re talking about someone they know??)

“Smells like sour cream depression”

“I’m busy being gay”

“Birbs get bitches”

“Yes. I kill joe Biden”

“You simply have less value”

“You are a coffee bean”

“I will go full frog mode on your bitchass-“

“I don’t know how to eat abbles-“

(PS: he was eating a fukin pear 😀)

“WAIT- GERMAN SHEPHERDS ARE GERMAN?!”

(offers grapes) “Sure, as long as they aren’t grape flavored”

“I’m a bitch and I’m a stitch”

“My brother is immune to getting r a n o v e r b y c a r s . . .”

“He now look like a wet rat and smell like cucumber”

“Tao Su looks like British Justin Bieber”

“#LockedUpForLife”

“He put his heart and soul into that dance”

“DO I HEAR A FUCKING MICROWAVE???”

“merry birthing”

“You stole kids candy, prepare to meet Jesus”

“Material gworl💅✨🏳️‍🌈”

“I bet it was the Shrek DVD…”

“I now know what I’m gonna get you for Christmas… t h e r a p y”

“the lake is thirsty…”

“IS STEVEN JESUS?!?!”

“where did his child go???”

“You are a spineless pretzel-“

“ŠTÄÇŸ MØVË!!!”

“Hey is that plane outside my window getting bigger???”

“Kneecaps gone. Insurance? Gieco.”

“Hippty Hoppity, get off my property”

“Are you getting your clothes from the back of Spencer’s??”

“My second wish would be a Mary Poppins bag full of fresh garlic bread”

“THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE!!”

“Mice and vanilla deer fries”

“DONALD DUCK IS THAT YOU?!!?!”

“Was that a deer??”

“Steve what are you doing here?? WHY ARE YOU IN MY LUNCHBOX-“

“I’m here to sell your kidneys”

“I ŁÏVĘ ĪÑ THË WÆTĖR!”

“Excuse me. That’s my front lawn you’re talking to.”

“I DONT KNOW I CANT COUNT 🥲”

“Why don’t I have no fingers…. (friend), did you steal my fingers again???”

“That notification sound sounded delicious. Absolutely exquisite 🤌🏽”

“Is water wet???”

“Water is crazy, you can boil in it, you can drown in it, yet we need it to survive��

“That just sounded like my sisters spine at 3:00AM 💀”

“THERES POISONOUS SKUNKS. THEY’RE MULTIPLYING AAAAAAAA”

“It’s supposed to be hot cocoa but it’s looks

s u s s y-“

“2020 part 4”

“YUO MAMMA’D YOUR LAST MIA”

“Bestie, I love you but calm down about the raisins 😀”

“I'm not alive🧍🏻‍♀️”

“Bro got sent to the shadow realm-“

“Quickly, hide the stock before the landlord finds us!!”

“Make the taxidermy dance...”

“Philza, you haven’t been collecting my wood have you?”

“ITS PHILZA MINECRAFT!! HES IN MY MINECRAFT SERVER!!!”

“I DONT KNOW, GRAB A BROWNIE OR SOMETHING.”

“What the fuck is a Spinosaurus, a dinosaur with a spine???”

“Oh, it’s weed boy”

“Hippity hops, ima call the cops 😀”

“Be right back, gotta go walk my fish-“

“WHY IS THE DOOR WALKING??”

“I gotta go fold the dishes”

“You just haven’t mastered the spoon yet”

“He wouldn’t know, he’s a pencil 😄”

“Do you see the screen? Are you sure you aren’t deaf-“

“That wasn’t powder on that donut…”

“NAPOLEON III IS A PATHETIC IDIOT WHO GETS NO BITCHES”

“My sister just brought me a penguin, and it threw up crayons”

“He’s a closeted American”

“You ain’t scared of the ocean until you see a t-posing squid”

“Ah women”

“Did Youtube find out I was religious???”

“Where’s my 15% off you rip off midget dinosaur”

“It would be funny if he choked and died” (i would like to mention this was said by my friend’s teacher)

“Don’t come to the circus tomorrow Ragatha”

“No, you aren’t a loser, you’re just colorblind”

“BOMBBB-“

“Call me a triple A battery, cause I have Anxiety, ADHD, and Autism!!”

“Bro became a vacuum cleaner 😭”

“I HATE SPLASH MOUNTAINNN!1!1!!!1!!”

“Fuck it, we ball 🏀”

“IF I RUN FAST ENOUGH, THE VOICES CANT CATCH UP”

“RED ENVELOPE FROM GRANDMA!?!? THAT MEANS MONEY!!!”

“It’s called neighbors, we are allowed to have them”

“So what. He can eat spaghetti out of his eyes”

“she wishes a broken leg upon you”

“Me and my crayons can do this shit anymore”

“Swaggy animal cruelty”

“I will temporarily sue you and your family”

“Yeehaw that motherfucker”

“Oh wow, I just killed two people”

“Whitey Kitey is MAD”

“So imagine me trying to break human skin 🥰”

“John Doe is a he/him lesbian”

“He got them string cheese bangs”

“Alas, for this is an example of the pain I must go through with this curse of immortality. Though I may never have my final breath, the price is eternal suffering”

“Cause they’ll think you’re all German Nazis who are trying to do a poison delivery”

“His birthday is on April 1st. His birthday is a joke”

“I WILL BURN YOUR COOPERATION INTO THE GROUND IF ITS THE LAST THING I DO”

“IM GOING TO SKIN THE OWNER OF RITZ ALIVE”

“A woman, in her late thirties, wearing a school issued swimsuit. Worst of all, she was rocking it” - Rae Taylor

“Isn’t your life already crumbling apart”

“ITS A FORBIDDEN MIXTURE”

“IM ON THE PODIUMMMMM”

“WHAT IS THIS. I DONT SPEAK BAGUETTE”

“Peaceful yuri in the wild”

“Buddy, I’m in normal math. Compact math people are CRACKED-“

“I CAN SEE THE AUTISM IN HIS EYES”

“Bro looks both ways when he crosses the street unwillingly”

“I don’t care when you deliver them to me. Expiration dates don’t matter to me-“

“Friendship levels?? More like Yuri levels.”

“YOU BETTER FUCKING PRAY CEO OF MAX”

“Okay I admit it. I’m guilty of slave ownership”

“She sounds like a starving Victorian child 😭”

“Now go adventurer, and have this. A gun.”

“I will paper cut your eyes in your sleep”

“THEN IM GOING FOR THAT BITCHASS WHORE AUTOCORRECT”

“HER PANTS WOULD BE ON FIRE RIGHT NOWW”

“I just want to have a friendly conversation with him, me, and my gun”

“IM GONNA TURN THE OWNER OF CHICK-FIL-A INTO ROASTED CHICKEN”

“DUDE HES GOING THROUGH A MENTAL BREAKDOWN AND YOURE TALKING ABOUT TACOS”

“DAMNNIT BUBBLE I TOLD YOU THAT INVADING IRAQ WAS A BAD IDEA”

“If my dog doesn’t shut the fuck up after three strikes I will yell at her in less passive and more aggressive German.”

“Buenos días fuckboy”

“Wow, (friends name)-censorship”

“ITS NOT A PHASE MOM, BEING AN ORANGE EMO TRACK RUNNER IS MY PERSONALITY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!”

“Oh my days, my Cheeto is turning into a cheese puff”

“I love my emo son”

“Listen, I’m not gay. That’s only on Thursdays”

“I just went up there for a bandaid and I got her toes?!!?!!”

“What did he do to deserve becoming a pretzel berry”

“I HATE YOU DREDNAW. YOU WILL BECOME AN ORPHAN ON THE STREETS”

“I wouldn’t be surprised if he burned down a convenience store, but yeah he’s nice”

“No, it’s only a very late abortion”

“THIS IS WHY GIRLS RULE AND BOYS DROOL”

“God damn it’s genetic 😨”

“It’s crustier than William Afton”

“Well, I’m gonna die anyway but red would be pretty cool”

“Not a gram of hetero blood in their veins”

“Oh the law? That’s not a thing”

“POLLINATE MY BROTHER IN HONEY”

“Do I look like I speak Beepanese?”

“I’m pretty sure I’m not even legally allowed to have this-“

“He looks like if god sniffed a line of coke and then tried to recreate Squirtle from memory” (talking about chewtle)

[felichi-kun]

Hippity Hoppity, let all the pain stoppity 🔮 For those who are struggling Remember, you are stronger than you think 🌠 !! You can do it ! ✨ ファイト !! < 3 _________ 🌟 https://www.instagram.com/felichi_kun/

[absmare]

AbsintheNightmare Fic Masterlist

Making one of these because I can, all my fics in one post ✨

✨Spark Claimed Rated T, 3.8k, oneshot Yeosang/Seonghwa, pirate AU, prequel to Undrowned

✨Undrowned Rated M, 78.4k, 23 chapters (completed) Yeosang/Seonghwa, background polyteez, pirate AU featuring tasteful tentacles

✨Error: Could Not Communicate Rated T, 26.7k, 18 chapters (completed) Wooyoung/Yeosang/San, background seongjoong & yungi, university/college AU, chatfic

✨Blue Band-Aid  Rated M, 11k, oneshot Hongjoong/Seonghwa (kind of but not really), vampire AU, soulmates AU gone wrong

✨You Had One (Dragon Slaying) Job Rated T, 14.1k, oneshot Hongjoong/Yeosang, fantasy AU, 14k of Hongjoong trolling mercenary Yeosang, written for Spring Fantasy Exchange

✨Hippity Hoppity, Found Your Property Rated T, 14k, 3 chapters (completed) Wooyoung/Yeosang/San, university/neighbors AU, established woosan, Wooyoung throws things out of the window, Yeosang picks them up

✨Worth A Scandal (Or Seven) Rated M, 32.1k, 8 chapters (completed) Yeosang/Everyone, victorian/edwardian AU, just Yeosang being a slutty gentleman socialite and rest of Ateez adoring him

     ✨Metsänpeitto Rated T, 35.7k, 5 chapters (completed) Wooyoung/Yeosang, Finnish folklore inspired historical AU, slight horror elements

✨Silent Distress Rated M, 29.8k, 5/? chapters (on hiatus) Hongjoong/Yeosang + polyamory shenanigans, fairytale AU, prince Hongjoong & cursed voiceless damsel in distress (sort of) Yeosang

✨People Die If They’re Killed... Except Him, Apparently Rated M, 16.8k, 3 chapters (completed) Wooyoung/Yeosang/San, serial killers/immortal AU, established murder husbands woosang, immortal San who wants his wallet back (Also available as a podfic!)

✨Adjusting Rated M, 40.6k, 18 chapters (completed) Yunho/Yeosang, Seonghwa/Wooyoung, university/college AU, chatfic (better and more chaotic than the first one)

✨The Final Route (Extra Hard Mode) Rated M, 5.7k, oneshot Wooyoung/Yeosang/Seonghwa, lowkey fantasy AU, Ateez dorm for the slightly peculiar, bantacles (banter + tentacles) (Also available as a podfic!)

✨No Ordinary Boy Rated T, 11.7k, 2 chapters (completed) Yunho/Yeosang, mermaid/siren urban fantasy AU, strangers to lovers, written for Spring Fantasy Exchange (Also available as a podfic!)

✨All Grown Up Rated M, 27.7k, 3/6 chapters (in progress) San/Yeosang, Hongjoong/Yeosang, 80s/90s small town horror AU, eldtrich Hongjoong and evil eggs, Yeosang has a bad time, San is a hot biker

✨Wouldn’t Harm A Fly... Rated M, 51.1k, 4/5 chapters (in progress) Wooyoung/Yeosang/San, vampire/magic AU, vampire Yeosang, mage San, vampire hunter Wooyoung, established sansang

✨Rasputinian Death Express Rated E, 10.4k, 1/3 chapters (in progress) Yunho/Yeosang, vague historical AU (early 20th century), murder mystery set in a train, aspiring author Yeosang, rich boy Yunho, sugar baby lessons from Seongjoong, written for 0615 Fest

Will keep this updated! Remember to heed the tags and author’s notes!

[awesomeredhds02]

peppers_a_peach

Hippity Hoppity 🐰✨

redheads #redheadsrock #redheadsrule #rockitlikearedhead #redheadsdoitbetter #redheadsdoitbest #redhairlove #redhairdontcare #goodmorning #bomdia #naturalredhead #boungiorno #naturalredhead #naturalbeauty #curvygirl #redheadmodel #redhaircolor #redhairedgirl #redhairsmile #longhairdontcare #longredhair #freckled #freckledgirl #freckledbeauty #freckledfaces #naturallightphotography

[elegantnerdcupcake]

hippity hoppity...

Your weight is now my property.. 🧙‍♀️🥴

✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

And now you are weightless💅

[frontline-titties-of-the-fifth]

when u get this u have to put 5 songs 🎵 u actually listen to, publicly. then, send this to 3 others ✨

tagged by @hippity-hoppity-brigade

I'm tagging @flamingqueer-engineer @erinmar13 @pandecanela

[solemnxodium-archive]

Hippity hoppity your blog is now one of my favorite 👀✨

Wh- who is this lemme hug you! >:'U

[aelyosos]

Ho ho! This frog has a birthday gift for you! 🎈🐸🎁 Oh my, it's a cake! 🎂 Please enjoy and have a hippity hoppity birthday!

anon i lov u sm 4 this... ❤️💋 ty lovely frog !! this made me smile ! 🌟✨

[helliontherapscallion]

✨Hippity hoppity, your sinuses are now the snails' property✨

Anyways, its 5 am here and I'm going to sleep

Wear a goddamn mask (and correctly as well, even if you're fully microchipped) or else I'll just put snails into your exposed nostril babe

Love yall

[silky-moon]

IWJIDEJ DW WE CAN GET MEDICAL CARE TOO ✨✨ U WILL HAVE A HIPPITY HOPPITY RUNNING ALIEN

@silky-moon @fvcking-l0rd why are you guys the way that you are? :/

I am not babysitting those ugly babies, I will kill them just like I did with the cat in the hat 👹

[bforbroadway]

Hippity hoppity

This react is now my

✨p r o p e r t y ✨

Okay gn, guys! Sweet dreams 💛✨

[lemecdlucas]

                              🌾 ❛❛🐍🥼🧪—Urge comenzar a incluir a los Distritos como forma de control por si entre sus oscuras intenciones esta el resurgir—Replicó mirando a Coriolanus que sinceramente era el único que le entendía en ello. —Tan luego como terminemos de este circo pongámonos a trabajar con respecto a los siguiente juegos.—A la Doctora ya le urgía la idea de poder volver a ver a las jóvenes almas luchando por su vida. —Es lo que quiero trasmitir quiero dar un mensaje a los Distritos que el poder está aquí en el Capitolio pero, dándoles una falsa esperanza de que ellos son parte de esto.—Creía que era la única forma de mantenerlos controlados.

❄️💠. Una sonrisa orgullosa fue su respuesta. Había tenido razón al no decir nada. Era preferible. Podría consultarlo alguno de sus compañeros, pero pensaba de la misma manera que su mentora: era el más eficiente, ninguna otra opinión importaría. —Supongo que es el inicio, pronto se podrá ver en todo Panem —no se estaba jactando de que sus planes llegarán a territorio nacional, pero tenía algunas ideas, especialmente para los próximos juegos, que eran lo importante—. Sin embargo, es relevante que se escuche entre los nuestros. Si me permite decirlo, es tiempo de que se vea como la nación que es, la ganadora y no la sobreviviente. —Para Coriolanus había una diferencia.

[lemecdlucas]

                              🌾 ❛❛🐍🥼🧪Tenía a los avox dándoles ordenes de donde acomodar tal cosa, pero dejo su atención en Coriolanus, esperando a saber si necesitaba algo, empero, una sonrisa satisfecha se dibujo en su rostro—No me esperaba menos de ti—Admitió—sabiendo que eres el alumno más eficiente que tengo—Agregó, indicándole al avox que moviera la bandera con el rostro de Casca un poco más a la izquierda.—Esperaba poder transmitirlo en todo Panem, como el inicio de una idea nacionalista pero, tendré que conformarme que se transmita de la misma forma que los juegos—Dijo como quien consulta con un colega alguna situación. Coriolanus era el único que tenía el bastante cerebro como para entenderla.

❄️💠.  La vida de Coriolanus al fin era como la deseó o, mejor dicho, como merecía. Aceptar el cambio en su vida había sido más sencillo. Acostumbrarse al lujo era más fácil que luchar contra la penuria. Priorizó sus objetivos y pasó toda la noche escribiendo el discurso para la ceremonia. Ahora al menos tenía un buen sitio para enfocarse. Una sala enorme y cómoda con textos interesantes a estudiar. Tigris había vendido la mayoría antes o se habían utilizado para sobrevivir al invierno. Ahora, se usaban para lo que eran. —Yo… —meditó, pensando en pedir ayuda, pero en parte quería impresionarla, sería mejor si lo hacía por su cuenta, así que asintió con la cabeza—. Tengo el primer borrador —respondió refiriéndose al discurso de despedida del gran Casca Highbottom.