#✧.*･ﾟ violet farrah ( memes )

[rosesapriori]

*hugging the floor* ❝I’m trying to stop the floor from spinning.❞ // sage x violet @quvrencia​

okay so maybe two of the most innocently naive girls on elysium’s campus with two fifths of flavored vodka was a terrible idea. both bottles were nearly empty and violet couldn’t even see straight. “do you think if i laid on you, you’d stop spinning? i can try it, if i can get to you,” she says, slurring her words a little. violet worked on crawling toward her blonde friend. “i really think it’ll work, sage,” she said her hand finding the fae’s calf. with one nauseating motion, she pulled herself up draped herself over. “is it working yet?” she asks softly. 

[ajasgf]

i was tagged by @sharonsgf literally a month ago, but i’m doing it now

1. Top 3 RPDR winners?

violet, aquaria, trixie

2. A lipsync that you think was called the wrong way?

as soon as a lipsynch is over, i never remember it again

3. Your favorite drag race meme?

i’m roxxxy andrews and i’ here to make it clear

4. Queen that you think produces the best music?

AJA

5. Your favorite untucked moment?

that moment where farrah is looking in the mirror and aja comes up to affectionatly tell her that she’s a whore

6. A queen you think is underrated in the fandom?

y’all fucking sleep on gia gunn

7. Your favorite talent show performance from the first challenge in all stars 2 & 3?

alaska on as2 and aja on as3

8. A queen you didnt originally like but have grown to enjoy?

definitly roxxxy.

9. Your favorite miss congeniality?

a tie between monet and latrice!! aso ivy. 

10. Your favorite runway look of all time (saving the hardest for last lol)?

girl, i literally don’t remember most runway looks. i have the worst fucking memory. sabatina. 

[break-the-frozenheart]

1-50 bitch

LMAO OKAY

1). motor boat Michelle visage or finger bang santino rice?

I’m worried I would be smothered my michelle’s tits so i’ll poke Santino’s chocolate starfish

2). have you ever masturbated to a queen? who?

Can’t say that I have, but I’m pretty sure Sasha Velour’s Cellophane lip sync gave me an orgasm

3). which queen would you let spit in your mouth?

Latrice 

4). who do you think has a bigger dick, sharon or detox?

Detox probably

5). jinkx/alaska sex tape or adore/bianca?

an adore/bianca tape would be both adorable and hilarious so them

6). which season 7 queen do you think would be the best in bed

Kennedy because I bet that bitch is kinky and flexible

7). who’s ass would you eat from season 4?

Dida Ritz 

8). drink willams puke or drink katya’s sweat?

Katya’s sweat without a doubt

9). which stereotypically “fishy” queen would you fuck in drag?

I would fuck the shit out of Farrah Moan

10). be adore delano’s toilet or courtney acts cum rag?

Country Act’s cum rag because I bet she has those soft little fairy nuts

11). get pissed on by Roxxxy andrews, or listen to Serena cha cha talk about theater school for seven hours straight?

I’d totally let Roxxxy piss on me if her pubes had a wig reveal

12). which judge would you murder to bring back an eliminated queen from any season, and who would the queen be?

Can it be a guest judge? Honestly I’d trade any of them for Trixie’s commentary

13). out of vicky vox and rhea litre, you have to let one on the show and you have to brutally beat the other one to death, who do you choose for what?

I love Vicky Vox too much to kill her

14). who’s panties would you sniff from season 3

Raja’s without a doubt

15). you have three cocktails, one is laced with bleach, the other two are fine. you cant tell them apart, you have to pick two queens you love to risk the lives of, and one queen you dislike to pray gets the bleach, who do you pick?

I hope that Mrs. Kasha Davis and Tempest survive and Derrick Barry fucking chokes

16). trixie mattel is running late for a show, you have the opportunity to kidnap her, get her to the show or kill her, what do you do?

Get her to the show wtf???

17). alaska and sharon are fighting to the death, sharon has fake metals on and is having a bad allergic reaction, and alaska has long fake nails on which are hard to do things with, who wins?

Prolly Alaska

18). who would you let shit on your chest, manila luzon or raven?

RAVEN

19). you get to a show by your fave queen! but another one of your fave queens wont let you through, you must kill them, which one of your faves do you kill, and who is the queen you are killing them for?

I would probably kill Sharon to get to Trixie Mattel

20). fuck, avoid, marry, kill: delta, manila, raja and carmen

Fuck Raja, marry Manila, avoid Delta, and kill Carmen

21). would you rather watch alyssa edwards slowly slather her back rolls in oil, or watch jinkx monsoon pick food out of her teeth?

I’d pay to watch alyssa later her back rolls

22). which one of your least fave queens would you hate fuck?

I’d hate fuck Phi Phi tbh

23). what’s a weird/fucked up drag race ship that you enjoy?

It’s not weird, but I fucking love shea and sasha

24). watch violet react to her sex tape or watch detox react to hers?

Violet

25). if you cut off your arm with a saw, you can re-pick every winner from each season, do you do it? who do you pick for each season?

Hell nah. I love all the winners so far (even tyra)

26). watch bianca fist courtney or watch willam top another queen?

WILLAM TOP

27). which queen could piss in your mouth and you’d be cool with it?

I’d let Sasha do anything to me

28). the word you associate with pandora boxx, the word you associate with chad Michaels and the name of your first pet. combine them, whats your new drag name?

cunty brilliant specks

29). marry mimi imfurst or a goat?

i could get more use out of the goat

30). get on drag race and go home first, or lick the sweat off jasmine masters forehead? 

go home first 

31). you find porn of your fave queen, are you really fucking happy or really fucking upset?

it depends on the queen honestly

32). punch rupaul in the face or accept his choices for season 7

punch rupaul without a doubt

33). become as good a dancer as Alaska, or become as good a comedian as alyssa edwards :/

I already dance as well as alaska so her i guess

34). smell ginger minj’s armpits or lick her left ass cheek?

ASS CHEEK ASS CHEEK

35). you can run into raja’s closet with a huge bag and take as many clothes as you want, but shes running after you with a knife, risk it and fight her off, or just go get clothes elsewhere?

I would raid her closet for shit and let her kill me. that’s my fantasy

36). would you cut off your nipples to become your fave queens best friend, or no?

TOTALLY

37). who is fishier, recent jade jolie or recent Michelle visage? (seriously it seems easy but think about it)

both

38). you can hack any queens twitter and start a lie about them, who’s the queen and what is the lie?

Jaymes didn’t go home first

39). you get 1 dick pick from a queen of your choice, who?

Bob

40). you find a time machine and it can take you back to any season of the race, you have the ability to help one queen that didn’t win, who do you help and how would you help them?

I wanna help Jaymes honestly and fix her damn paint and put her in a better shoe

41). worst song made by any drag queen (including queens that weren’t a contestant on the race)

Can Chris Crocker count? because him

42). are you a pro stalker? think of your favourite drag racer, can you name a friend they have that isn’t popular or a drag racer?

Well I know Trixie and Jaymes were friend before she got on DR, and I have a friend who does drag who knows a ton of queens

43). fuck, marry, avoid, kill: Alaska thunderfuck 5000, honey mahogany, nicole paige brooks and rebecca glasscock

Fuck rebecca, marry alaska, avoid honey, and kill npb

44) cure cancer or bring back katya?

Cure cancer for cynthia lee fontaine because katya does better than most winners

45). what queens from any season would you love to see lip sync for their life naked, and what song would they preform to?

I wanna see Bianca try to lip sync just because

46). erase everyones memory of lil pound cake so that no one remembers anything about lil pound cake, or erase everyones memory of ornacia?

I would sell lil poundcake to satan for one corn chip. Ornacia has better memes

47). get given head by your fave queen or eat pizza w/ them

why not both?

48).  who would you have an orgy with rolaskatox or the heathers

heathers

49). become pearl’s personal punching post, or punch pearl in the face

i’d punch pearl for sending trixie home

50). would you fuck someone in the old untucked lounge or the new untucked lounge?

old.

[scarletenvy]

For the ask meme, I'm gonna go with my birthday numbers: 25, 7, 19, 9, 3

I love that, thank you for asking!!

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year

Okay, this prolly sounds insane as fuck, but I pretty much hate everything I’ve ever written, like all those words just become a sad caricature of what I wanted to convey but couldn’t? But this is the paragraph I hate the least lmao:

And it’s not like the two of them had ever been a thing. They hadn’t. They had been a rapid-fire string of separate events, unconnected and insignificant, not tied together in any way nor meaningful. They had been a trail of sloppy kisses, hidden in shadows backstage while Peppermint was entertaining the crowd onstage. They had been a messy handjob and hotly moaning each other’s names into the crooks of each other’s necks in a toilet stall in a random New York club during an after party. They had been a tangle of limbs and clothes and trying to touch as much skin at once as humanly possible while drunkenly stumbling into Farrah’s apartment after a Vegas show. They hadn’t been each other’s type. They hadn’t been a morning after, waking up with light in their eyes to guide each other home and bruised promises turning purple on skin under their fingertips. They hadn’t been a message or a phone call after that. They had been a silence, an empty side of Farrah’s bed and heart. They had been over before they had figured out how to begin.

7. longest completed fic you wrote this year

My newest fic, An Awful Good Girl, is 13.7K long and that’s the longest shit I’ve ever published.

9. longest wip of the year

Um a Pearlet soulmate AU that is currently at 15K and they haven’t even met yet lmao sorry bout it.

19. any new fics to start next year

Okay what I’m really freaking excited about is these:

Driving to Nowhere

Or, Pearl fixes cars for a living, and Violet drives them for fun.

Where Pearl drives motorbike to work, Adore is chronically covered in paint, and Violet has a collection of vintage convertibles she knows absolutely nothing about.

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as you watch me come undone.

Or, Violet is taking way too long trying on new clothes, and Pearl is bored senseless.

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We Can Work This Something Out (and i’m believin’ you get off on me)

Or, Violet and Trixie hate each other. Pearl’s got a solution.

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25. a fic you read this year you would recommend everyone read

Okay so I haven’t got all that much time to read fics, and I am picky af when it comes to fiction. Also my vision loss kinda threw me off for a little bit lmao, but I reckon the two I really enjoyed were Permanent by scottmcniceass, a ziam that I’ve read about 10 times and that always gets me, and Not Quite Lost (Not Quite Found) by alocalband, a sterek that I actually listened to instead of reading and it was beautiful.

[esmario]

Drag Race about me

1. Best and worst season of all time? Best overall: 4-6. Best at looks: 7-9. Worst: the "less good" maybe 7. 2. A double elimination or double save you believe should have happened? Double elimination: Farrah Moan Alexis Michelle. 3. Most underrated runway look? They gave shit at some Manila's looks while any other contestant was way worst. The carrot cake was a cute one and out of her element. 4. Most overrated contestant? Darienne Lake 5. Most unjustifiable sashay? Tatianna second elimination at AS2 6. Your ideal top 3 for each season? Some of them I agree: Season 1: Ongina, Nina, Bebe. Season 2: Raven, Jujubee, Tatianna. Season 3: Raja, Manila, Delta. Season 4: Sharon, Willam or Latrice, Chad. Season 5: Jinkx, Detox, Alaska. Season 6: Bianca, Adore, Bendela. Season 7: Katya, Violet, Pearl. Season 8: Bob, Naomi, Kim. Season 9: Valentina, Shea, Sasha. 7. A queen you love but everyone hates? I hate the ones everybody hates 8. A special guest you’d love to see on the show? Britney Spears would be interesting 9. If you could choose a permanent judging panel who would they be? Michelle Visage, Lady Bunny 10. Queens you would like to see on S10? Bearded queen: Pulp Friction, Hellvetica, Envy Peru, Scarlet Envy 11. Queen with the best makeup? Raven 12. Funniest queen? Willam/Bianca 13. Top 5 favorite queens? 5. Raja 4. Valentina 3. Raven 2. Adore 1. Katya 14. A queen you would have rather seen win a season? Katya either her season or all stars 2 15. A LSFYL song you would choose? Cold hearted snake. Needed me. 16. A queen you love outside of the show but didn’t love on the show? Aja 17. Your ideal AS3 cast? Bendela, Valentina, Adore -again-, Trixie, April, Laila, Naomi 18. Who do you want to see someone pick for Snatch Game? Ellen Degeneres. Melissa McCarthy 19. Most improved queen? Tatianna 20. A queen you think redeemed herself? Tatianna 21. Favorite Rpdr meme? You're not famous. Any Valentina Meme 22. Queens you would love to meet? Everyone of them 23. A queen you’d want to make you over? Raven and Raja 24. A queen’s wardrobe you would steal? Detox. Shea. Pearl. Violet 25. Best drag queen album? Anus 26. Favorite winner? Raja. Bianca 27. A queen you’d want to hangout with? Raja and Adore 28. Who should win MC this season? Valentina 29. Who should win this season? Shea 30. A makeover challenge you’d like to see? Little pageant girls

[rosesapriori]

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.” / jb and violet @illlogicals​

violet had just been messing around. she’d slipped on a few accessories of jb’s and was flaunting around the dorm room with them on, mocking him a little bit. he was always so chill, but also serious. it had all been a great big laugh until the throw pillow she’d been using to fight him off had gone right through the window of their dorm common area. violet’s eyes widened a little as she slowly removed jb’s items. she had never been a rule breaker or a trouble maker and she certainly didn’t want to be seen as one now, here at school. “well, what are we going to do? do you know any of the janitors by name?” she asks, swallowing hard. 

[rosesapriori]

“can we watch one more episode?” // sage x violet @quvrencia​

sage and violet had been watching this trashy love reality show for hours. violet leaned over to look at her phone to check the time. “sage, it’s 5:15 in the morning,” she laughs a little. looking from sage’s pale pout to the television, she sighs softly and leans back against her friend, “oh just play it,” she laughs, gently pushing her arm that held the controller, “you win.” 

[rosesapriori]

[text]: You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel. ( violet & matthias )

|| matthias

[text]: I won’t take back what I said. I meant it. 😇 

[text]: Who else was I going to tell? 

[rosesapriori]

“so… can we go eat?” // grayson x violet @quvrencia​

“if you promise that we don’t have to talk about anything serious or sad, then we can go eat. laughter and smiling only. i mean it,” she says poking his chest gently with her finger. they’d shared plenty with each other when they had split a bottle of whiskey on the steps of her dorm a few nights ago - now it was time to have fun and get dinner.