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RP Meme Lines from "AHS: Coven" Episode 1: "Bitchcraft" Part One of Two

What they lack in outer beauty, they more than make up for with their many talents.

Her major talent has yet to reveal itself.

Perhaps my talent is in the boudoir.

When the blood dries, it’s supposed to make my skin tight as a drum. But just look at this wattle. It’s obviously not working, this blood’s not fresh.

You stupid little slut!

You might as well rut with the family dog!

You can’t control me, Mother/Father/Uncle/etc!

[NAME] came to me. With liquor on her breath. And I told her, “I belong to someone else"

Why? Why are you doing this to us?

You want to act like a beast, we’ll treat you like a beast.

Darling, you’ve outdone yourself. How did you think this up?

My great literacy began with Greek mythology. My father used to read me those stories -- with their vengeful Gods and wondrous magical creatures!

It sucks to be someone’s first. I don’t want to hurt you.

It’s a cliché, but like all clichés -- it’s the truth.

Your life can change overnight. Or in a moment.

There’s something I should have told you a long time ago. I prayed it would skip your generation. Your great-grandmother, she suffered the same -- genetic affliction.

So apparently I’m a witch.

So apparently I’m a witch. It runs in my family. It doesn’t show up in every generation.

Hang her! Drown her! Burn her!

Murderers! May God have mercy on your souls!

The sad fact was -- those girls weren’t even witches. The real witches were cunning and careful not to be caught.

You're sending me away?

I’m sorry, baby. We can’t keep you here. It’s too dangerous.

She’s our daughter now.

A long goodbye will only make it worse.

By the way, these drapes--I’m just mad for Tartan.

O dark father, we offer this flesh up to you, blood, life, and all!

We were just messing with you.

When’s the last time you said no to a pork chop?

We’re not really going to kill you.

So bored now.

There’s a van full of groceries in the driveway that needs unloading.

We’re a dying breed, [NAME].

We’re a dying breed, [NAME]. Many of the families who knew they carried the bloodline made a choice not to reproduce. They feared having children.

They feared the children they would have.

An average witch is born with a few natural gifts. Other skills, spells, she can learn.

So she’s like the Witch Pope?

I’m here to help you identify your gifts and teach you how to control them.

Not suppression. Control.

She thinks it’s still the 1600s.

Back then, our kind understood the dangers.

Today, so many families know nothing of their ancestry.

It’s you that will end in flames. I swear it.

I’ll have what she’s having.

We should be ready for human trials in two years time.

This afternoon. Within the next half hour preferably, I have a dinner appointment.

Surgeons? Butchers. Face-lifts don’t make you look younger, they don’t even make you look better, they just make you look different.

Even if I wanted to give it to you, I couldn’t.

What we do here isn’t magic. I’m sorry.

Double the dosage.

I quit. You’re insane.

People get older. We are organic matter. We are animals. We rot, we die!

I will tender my resignation in the morning.

What is this? How are you doing this?

Oh, stop being such a child. This won’t hurt. Very much. Well, for very long.

Did you use that tongue for something wicked?

Show me your stub! Maybe we can put it to use!

So New Girl, what are you in for?

[NAME], shuddup before you get your ass in trouble.

Did you kill him?

You will find love again. A strange and unexpected love.

Are you deaf or just stupid?

Let’s hear about this accident. And don’t spare the gory details.

Ever since my drunk and disorderly, I get blamed for all kinds of shit I didn’t do.

But you did do it. You killed that man.

I get it, bitch, you’re clairvoyant.

I’m using the space.

You D-list Botox bimbo

Stop! You’re gonna get in trouble!

Well that was disturbing.

Given the choices around here, I guess you’re my new best friend.

Do you own any clothes that aren't from the Gap?

Frat Party. Just came up on my Twitter feed.

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Your life can change overnight. Or in a moment.

AHS Coven