#♡ ˙ ˖ ✧ — ˗ˏˋ ❝ ꜱᴛᴜᴘɪᴅ ꜱᴇxʏ ɢɪᴢᴍᴏᴅᴏʀᴋ ❞ ¦ 「 Mark and Fenton 」

[ducktales-wco-oo]

“If you’d just leave me alone, that’d be great.” ( & for your Mark from Fenton x3 )

- ✩ { @gamblealife } ✩

{ ☆ }  ❝  Awwwww... C’mon. Are you still sore about last week? That was like- FOREVER ago!  ❞  Mark whines as the duck tries to retreat, annoyingly following in tow as if attached to Fenton by a string. Picking up the pace to skitter in front of the other, arms outstretch— more in a show of exasperation than an attempt to block —as head lolls back slightly and he rolls his eyes,  ❝  So I tried to steal the suit again. So what? I do that kinda shiz literally all the time...  ❞  

Partially because it’s a COOL suit and everyone loves it, therefore if he managed to swipe that sweet tech and make things from it, then everyone will grow to love him again. And partially because it’s a good excuse— the only one he really has —to hang out around the smart scientist- intern? Whatever. The point is, him and Fents don’t exactly cross paths on the regular; not exactly in similar social circles. Not that being around Fenton is something he particularly ENJOYS. The duck is just a good source of ideas and inspo, that’s all. 

Being so stupid smart and stupid cool and stupid cute. It’s frustrating really.

❝  You really oughta be better at getting over it by now, amigo.  ❞  Tactless as ever— purposely using the nickname simply because he knows it irritates Fenton, and with how much the duck irritates HIM it’s only fair —Mark crosses his arms and pouts down at the shorter male,  ❝  Especially since I’ve left you alone for a whole week... Mainly ‘cause your mom tossed my tail in jail and it took a bit for my lawyers to get me outta there.  ❞  Added statement is uncomfortably muttered, Mark suppressing a shudder at the memory of his holding cell. 

Thank GOD he didn’t get transferred over to the real deal though... From the experience of being around just minor-offenders and hearing stories about what goes down in Lock Down, Mark isn’t eager to get his butt tossed in there again... He’ll wait another week or so before getting back to business. Just enough for the heat to die down and him to find more competent legal staff. { ☆ }

[ducktales-wco-oo]

(Don’t mind me screaming about Crackbeaks now - 

(Ya’ll don’t like the ship— which tbh is all over my blog so people should have seen this coming —then Do Not Read *finger guns*)

“Oh they’ve got your number, Beaksy...” 

(*remembers how Fenton was  the one to call him ‘Beaksy’* - *screams yet again over that*)

“Stupid Gizmoduck. Being so stupid cool that he’s forcing me to steal his stupid ideas again...” 

(This has the same Energy as this post i made way-back-when... and I love it.)

(But Side Note ‘cause I can’t NOT meta- I love how Mark mentions that he’s stealing ‘his stupid ideas’ not just the Gizmoarmor itself— which apparently he has tried to FIVE times. Mark appearing like a cartoon villain to steal the suit on a regular basis, becoming Fenton’s ‘nemeses’ like they are the stars of some Saturday Morning Cartoon, is amazing and I love that so much. But anyway- he’s after what Fenton is WORKING ON, what he has come up with to steal his IDEAS and claim them as his own.)

(He’s essentially not after ‘Gizmoduck’, even if that is his usual vocal ‘focus’. But after what Fenton is creating; valuing him in his own skeevy, purposely micro-aggressive— STILL calling Fenton things like ‘muchacho’ because he knows it pisses him off —and flirty way.)

“Dating the enemy? You dog~”