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🍼 (give me Effy and Hamlet getting to do the whole family thing right)

Send “🍼” for a drabble/starter where my muse introduces their newborn baby or child to yours!

Hamlet hadn't been able to put their baby girl down since the nurses brought her back, as soon as she woke up he'd held her close to his chest and she'd stolen his heart completely. He didn't know how long he'd stood there just staring into his daughter's eyes, thinking there's no one in the world he'd ever love as much as her.

Of course he loved her mother more than his own life but the love he had for this tiny, perfect combination of the two of them was so much more intense. He found himself wondering if he'd feel this way about any other children they might have in the future and he suddenly found himself aware of how much heartache this baby would cause him in the future. He bent his head and kissed her tiny tuft of dark hair as he heard Effy waking up.

He turned to his beautiful Queen with a smile on his lips and walked over to her side. "You were so strong my love. There's someone i want you to meet, if you feel ready that is?" Her tired face stared up at him and he handed her the little bundle he'd had in his arms, immediately missing her comforting weight. "This is our beautiful baby girl Effy, you did it."

[mxnstrousmusings]

𝐇𝐚𝐦𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐂𝐚𝐢 𝐐𝐮𝐢𝐧𝐳𝐞𝐥

𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 :

Hamlet is your average class clown. He's spontaneous, playful and enthusiastic. He is also quite a rollercoaster with his moods, jumping from his happy go fun time guy to an enraged, melodramatic freak show.He loves to talk and will find any and all reasons to do so, which in turn often gets him into trouble. He is charming but extremely temperamental and talking to him is like standing on a faulty landmine, you never know when he’ll explode. 

𝐛𝐢𝐨 :

Lunatic. The prince of Gotham, bipolar clown, son of Harley Quinn and the Joker.Never as put together as his psychotic twin, the clown prince took after his mother more than his father. More outgoing and fun loving and twice as two faced.He was always his sister’s second in command, whatever she decided he put into motion. The two were practically inseparable from the day they came into the world.Hamlet is just as lethal and agile as his sister but his disguise has always been more of a skeletal clown while hers shifted from mood to mood. They were as opposite as the sun and moon. He was blonde with eyes as dark as the night and her hair was long, dark and contrasted greatly with her ice cold eyes, both beautiful, both deadly yet they both passed under the radar.He spends his life always on the run, when his parents are imprisoned then he’s either laying low in Gotham, on the run or trying to break his family out. He never knew another way to live, never knew right from wrong, almost as if he was stuck in his childhood phase. Until his mother tells him to leave the ”family business” knowing he deserved a chance at a normal-ish life, after that he jumps around from town to town trying to live a better life.

𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 : March 26th 2016

𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 : pansexual

𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 : 5′10 (177.8)

𝐟𝐚𝐜𝐞𝐜𝐥𝐚𝐢𝐦𝐬 : Evan Peters(main), Jackson Bond (child), Justin Hartley (older)

𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧: modern, dc, hp, teen wolf, mafia based & percy jackson universe , but i am willing to play in other verses as long as i know them

[mxnstersarereal]

✵ + haffy

Send me a ✵ + a ship and i’ll tell you who does what at christmas!

who spends hours putting up lights only to get tangled in them and storm off? Effy

who accidentally eats a whole box of christmas chocolates in one sitting?is both an option? cause Hamlet would probably try to be romantic and have a cozy night in the middle of the stress only to realise later that oops they ate the christmas chocolates.

who insists on watching the cheesey hallmark christmas movies? Hamlet, it’s kinda tradition for him. His mom would show them to him when he was a kid so it’s a happy childhood memory.

who insists on playing nothing but michael buble in the few days running up to christmas? Effy although that’s mostly because she likes to tease Ham, who absolutely loathe it.

who gets their presents wrapped at the mall so the other cant go snooping Effy... let’s face it Hamlet would snoop everytime

who insists on making snow angels? both

who put christmas outfits on all the pets?...Hamlet...

Do they go to family’s or have a quiet day in? a quiet day in, they visit their families either the days before or after but christmas is just for them.

who insists on wearing matching ugly christmas jumpers?...neither....okay Ham...but only because he thinks that they’re something every normal family has

Who waits up until midnight to give the other their present? neither, although Ham would but he wants Effy to get some sleep

Who insists on hand-made presents only one year? Effy

Who puts mistletoe on every door frame? Hamlet...

Who gets too drunk at the work christmas party and has to be picked up at 9:15pm?...okay we get it he’s a mess...Hamlet

who gets angry and almost tells kids that santa isnt real? Effy, bc let’s face it she has to put up with the giant man baby as well

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[ 📞 ] ‘ where are you? are you okay? ’ (hamlet from effy)

* phone call prompts

Hamlet closed his eyes,revelling in the familiar sound of her voice as he clutched the burner phone tighter. Even though he loved hearing her again he hated that he had to worry her like this and yet it seemed he always did.

"I'm alright Effy," He always knew he was worried ,tired or stressed about something when he called her by her name. If he was scared he called her by her full first name. "I have some bad news though.. I'll be gone for another week." He hated disappointing her like this and made a mental note. 'This is the last job. One last job and then I'm out '

[mxnstersarereal]

‘  i love you. i’m in love with you. you are the love of my life. my every feeling is controlled by the look on your face. i can’t breathe without you, i can’t sleep without you. i wait for you, i watch for you. i exist for you.  ’

SCANDAL SENTENCE STARTERS .

Hamlet looked down at his redheaded princess, strong hands affectionately cupping her cheek and tilting her head up to face his. "I adore you my love. You're my princess, my air, my everything. I'll do anything to keep you with me. You're mine. No one else can ever have you, I'll make sure of it." He leaned down and attached his lips to hers passionately in a kiss that felt as natural as breathing. She was his home, where he belonged.

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@effymccall asked for a treat │ accepting (until the last of november)

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‘ too shy to say , but i hope you stay . ’ ( hamlet

(    *    & .    —    BILLIE  EILISH  LYRICS .

Hamlet tilted his head in confusion, if she was too shy to say it then how come she’d said it just then? It made absolutely no sense and to be completely honest he was makin his brain hurt trying to figure it out so instead he shook his head and looked down at Lara Jean. “I’ll stay, i promise. For as long as you want me to.” He booped her nose and smiled.

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✦

Send me ✦ and I’ll write an incorrect quote with our muses. 

Hamlet: You are the perfect woman.

Kassandra: I've often thought so.

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@ourownthing asked for a treat

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Prison, baby

Hamlet walked out of the gates, a satisfied grin on his lips. It had only taken him 4 years to get out of that dump Arkham called a prison, he had told his queen that he would come back and now he could fulfill that promise. He raised both eyebrows at the guard and bowed sarcastically. “It’s been a pleasure staying at your fine facility.” He barked out a laugh making the guards back away into the prison. He scanned the parking lot for his car that he’d asked his aunt to drive there just a few days ago. Now he was going home to his Queen.

He walked up to the door, suddenly feeling selfconcious, what if she didn’t love him anymore? He shook his head, of course she loved him. He knocked at the door and waited for it to open. When it did he looked at the spot where Effy’s head would be, only to find air. He looked lower and saw a little girl.

@effymccall

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cont. from here

Hamlet pouted childishly and walked over to Kass, his clothes still on the floor from last night, and grabbed her chin to kiss her neck easily. “Mmm but princess, can’t you see how satisfying it would be to stay in that comfortable bed? I’ll tell my mom what’s really going on and she’ll come up with a good excuse, besides Lillith is there so they’re all set.” Hamlet knew his mom wouldn’t be against him staying with Kass, she basically urged them to sneak away whenever they could.

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Hamlet tilts his head at Effy and smiles his little smirk. “You know, i think i might like you more than i like Nirvana.” He takes off his hoodie with said band’s logo on and puts it on Effy. “But together, you are as perfect as a heart shaped box.” He grinned at his own pun, knowing full well how bad it is.

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“𝐼 𝒹𝒾𝒹𝓃'𝓉 𝓀𝓃𝑜𝓌 𝓉𝒽𝒶𝓉 𝐼 𝓌𝒶𝓈 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝓉𝒾𝓁𝓁 𝐼 𝓉𝒶𝓈𝓉𝑒𝒹 𝓎𝑜𝓊, 𝒟𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹 𝓃𝑜 𝒷𝓊𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓁𝒾𝑒𝓈 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝑔𝒾𝓋𝑒 𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝒽𝑜𝓁𝑒 𝒹𝒶𝓂𝓃 𝓏𝑜𝑜.”

hamlet and effy crackship

@effymccall

none of the gifs were made by me i simply put them together.