#☾ ━━━ she was asked ❞

[idyllcy]

lunch break - professor!simon riley x professor!reader

"Hey, stop—" You stab at Simon's fork as he tries to steal another piece of food from you, huffing. "I'm already barely eating anything."

"'M hungry."

"You have snacks in the desk."

"That's not food, luvie." He mumbles.

"Yeah, but I gotta eat."

"The rice roll in your fridge begs a notice."

"It's not even a rice roll. I finished that last week. Yeah, don't we have food in my fridge?!"

"You want to walk back to our shared office and make me late to class?"

You bring the food to your lips, rummaging through your bag as you hand him another sandwich. "There you go. Can you stop stealing mine?"

"Luv ya."

"You literally stole my afternoon snack. I don't know what else you want from me." You finish the rest of your rice, biting on the tip of the utensil as you close your lunchbox. "You owe me coffee."

"It's the start of the semester. That's when the bribes come in." He hums. "Though, I know you won't like the mooncakes."

"No thanks. We still have all of the homemade ones in the fridge. I wish John would've taken more." You sigh.

"I can send more his way."

"Nah. It's fine. I'll hand it to my students." You mumble. "My office hours are in person for once."

"You don't get lonely?"

"Of course I do. I'm a professor." You deadpan, turning to stare at a couple of students. "They yours?"

Simon turns to stare, brow raised as the group scrambles. "Sure are."

"Can't wait to see what you end up seeing in the gossip section of your class discord."

"I'm not on it."

You grin at him. He doesn't want to know how you got the link.

"You got rice on your stubble. Again." You reach over, fingers gentle on his skin as you scrape at it. "Tsk tsk."

"Oh, so y'a don't even want me anymore?"

"Oh, Simon." You mumble, getting the last of the white off his chin. "Haven't shaved lately?"

"Hectic week. Also, you said ya liked it."

"I do." Your thumb brushes at the stubble, humming at the texture. "Feels lovely."

"You're better, luv."

"You really ought to stop reading my publications."

"You love it."

The grimace on your face makes him chuckle, leaning against your hand.

"Can't wait to check your class discord."

"Luv, can we drop it."

You only grin.

[fangswbenefits]

Nurse rant

I need some of my coworkers to get a grip. I handed over the shift to her today and she starts calling me multiple times, KNOWING I am sleeping after an exhausting night shift.... only to ask me to cover her night shift tonight.

No.

It is not my fault you cannot organise your time and end up doing a Morning and Night shift on the same day.

[miidnighters]

@starlyht | continued from ☾

Though Bella had come here to sit with him - to curl against him, because if there was anyone she trusted to fell an enemy before it got to her, it was him - it had been like she was walking in a daze. Even his question takes a moment to parse, and Bella blinks at him a second before shaking her head. "I'm fine."

It comes out distant even to her own ears, because it's clearly a lie. She had gone to rest like almost everyone else, weary after their encounter with Cazador's spawn, but been drawn into nightmares - reliving her own brutal turning, until she'd woken up gasping for air she no longer needed. "Bad dreams."

[firstwcman]

@primordialruin asked, 💬 Frederick from Discord >:)

⛧ — Send 💬 + [character name] for my muse to talk about that character!

"..." In the cold of her body, Lilith felt heat gather right at the center of her forehead and burn. There was no hiding the way her lips dipped into a frown, or how her brows became heavy enough to furrow. Find it. Find the words that were not necessarily all terrible.

..

..

..

It's taking you this long?

"Impetuous, bullheaded, poor-sported, false-rearing.."

This is nice, I suppose.

"What was he thinking What was going through that man's head when he raised his boy the way that he did? Does he reflect his marriage in the same light? How do you view that behavior as appropriate? Not only for Charlotte's sake, but any woman who might come into his son's life from this moment out." He is a royal from Envy and he has failed to replicate behaviors to be envious of. "He is shameful and he is proud of it, isn't he." Ridiculous.

[djarinova]

trick or treat!! ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ👻་༘࿐

eeeeeeeeee shes so cute!! >ᴗ< happy halloween <3 i am of course choosing TREATTTTT EHEHEH gonna have so many sweets and yummy snacks <3

[sd-vtm]

Somebody get this bitch a gay harem! Bitches need gay harems!

“Uggggh, oooh my R-Robo-God, I don't want any part of t-this perverted crap..!” The femdrone protested with both optics squeeze tightly shut, V covers her audible to keep the voices out.

Stop attacking her with gay thoughts, damn it!

Besides, if anyone were to try and kiss her without warning, might lose a hand.

[silksworn]

@lvscinvs & @gedwimora are both begging for Iraestra attention I do believe...

[lilitophidian]

Listen.

Lilith rather sew up her vagina than have sex with Adam again. But if he wants various objects shoved up his ass until it splits and PROLAPSES—

She can make an exception.

[blondiexbiites]

‘Casually Topless’

Madison slipped out of bed at five o'clock the next morning and, bemused, stood there listening to the slight snoring sound Chris was making: not really a snore, but more than just breathing. It sounded almost like a soft mumbling, barely audible, in his throat: a subconscious wordless message to any nearby observers maybe? Hm. Oh, well. Maddie didn't mind it as much as her last lover had been a snorer to the point where she drained him of blood in his sleep because he'd been snoring in her damned ear. So far, Chris was a quiet sleeper and didn't shove his cold feet against her legs for extra warmth or fart so much that it stunk up her sheets. A true gentleman.

Maddie silently picked up her pajamas, guided by the faint glow of the pink night light in the bathroom, and tiptoed around the room—not just to let him sleep, but because she didn’t want to startle him awake. Last night when she’d let him in her home for some fun, she’d been so focused on the feel, smell, and taste of him, on satisfying that incredibly strong attraction between them, that she hadn’t noticed anything else. After their second round of fucking, though, she’d gotten up to go to the bathroom and sensed the slight surge of magic in his system. Almost like an electrical spark, the feeling of having screwed a very powerful witch had been too obvious to ignore.

How could she have missed that when they were fighting to get each other out of their clothes? Madison felt as if she’d stepped over a poisonous viper without seeing it, or something like that. She was uneasy with magic; she didn’t know anything about the arcane and didn’t want to learn or investigate. Never mind that she was a born-and-bred suburban princess; she didn’t research witchcraft or spiritualism, she went to the theater and shopped, which perhaps was a different kind of spiritualism but so far hadn’t required any serums or potions other than the ones she used to unclog her pores and make her skin look beautiful.

The fact was, Maddie had never been around witches or magic, had never slept with a witch pumped up with enough magic to blow her house to bits. What would happen if she shook Chris awake? Would he blast her into the wall? Maddie didn’t want to find out, so she was extra careful not to make any noise as she slowly began dressing. Now what? That was a question with as many layers as an onion. The first and most obvious answer was to wake him up and hustle him out of her house. The sun would rise any minute and she'd taken great pains to keep her shades closed to block out any sunlight. Also, she didn't like having her lovers sleepover. They expected her to cook breakfast for them and she simply did not have the time to entertain Chris or cook him anything. "Chris…Chris, wake up!" she hissed, hands planted on her curvaceous hips as she stood over him, very much aware of her breasts on full display as she was only wearing the bottom part of her pink silk nightie. "Wake up! It's past five and you should have been gone hours ago! Out!"

@bewitchingbaker

[arcanaaa]

@seraphias asked: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

HER SMILE IS MIRRORED IN AN EXACT MANNER THAT PORTRAYED HER AMICIABLE NATURE. Now there's the face of a beauty that was unmistakable-- a memory of when and where she met this angelic beauty is hazy, but it's coming back to her in fragments. Still.

Couldn't hurt to start their reunion(?) off on a friendly note, right?

❝Sorano! Hey there-- s'been awhile, huh?❞ UNGUARDED, THE SEER GENTLY SWEPT THE WOMAN'S HAND UP FOR A QUICK GREETING, A CHASTE YET PLAYFUL KISS PLACED ATOP HER GLOVED APPENDAGE. The action might have been untoward and brash, especially given how new their acquaintmenship was, but if there was one thing Cana was known for, it was appreciating a woman's beauty-- and never being shy about showing it.

❝Heh...guess the cards were right all along, huh?❞

[idyllcy]

LMFOAOAO CRESSIE CRESSIE. HELLP. YOUR GIRLDAD SIMON ENABLED SOMETHING IN MY BRAIN 😭😭😭

HEAR ME OUT. so, like, uh... girl dad PL or something?-

STOPPPPPPP sorry PL is a boy dad to me but mc is a girl mom so really is he a girl dad by multiplication or whatever 🤨

[traumapyre-moved]

Did you take Henrik's virginity?

"..."

"...you can't just go.."

Remind her to scold him on answering strangers questions. She blames him for this.

"Yep, I deflowered Henrik Mikaelson. Cope."

[moonphascs]

@sorrowsick liked this// yan & luanne

the blond had been watching her play all night, had been slowly circling her way towards them. she had a gut feeling all was not as it seems, something about the way she moved, the way she held herself, making her feel not of this world. maybe she was just an extremely ethereal being, a human with perfect composure. she waits until she's leaving the table, whether it's for a moment or for the night, to come up to her. "i was watching you play." low southern drawl. "you're real good at that. my daddy could never play that smooth. he's never been a good liar."

[firstwcman]

@bringsin asked, ↕ eve is 5'2, angel is 8'1, and my lilith (for funsies you don't have to include her) is 9'4

⛧ — send me ↕ + your muse’s height ; I will compare theirs to mine.

eve pov:

[charlotte-liddel]

"Can a giant shallow pond be called a lake or not? Like if it's big enough, can it count as one, or is it just wetlands?"

Lottie wants to know, and she's been wondering over this for hours.

//@squidsavior

[sd-vtm]

Ahem.. Fine.

It's cute.

But, kinda exposing though, don't ya think..?