#☠☠☠
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Note
141+könig if u sneak up on them n slap their ass😬😈
assuming you're their partner because unwarranted slaps calls for a death wish 😭
price: #unimpressed and unamused (secretly liked it)

ghost: throwing your ass on the bed and showing you who's the king of spanking fr

gaz: he's gonna spank you back and he's def leaving his handprint on your cheek 🫂

soap: girl bye, he's gonna make it into a thing between you both 😭🤭

könig: him utterly bewildered and confused ??? 😭😭

#asks#everyday these memes get worse and worse LMFAOAOAO#☠☠☠#simon riley#cod mwii#simon ghost riley#kyle gaz garrick#john soap mactavish#john price#task force 141#cod 141#könig
99 notes
·
View notes
Text

Dude
#my art#hades#zagreus#i cant stop calling him zaggytits im so so so sorry#my tablet works on my old school laptop... kinda#i had a drawing for oct3rd but it was kinda mid :/#if i fix it before Monday ill post but i prolly wont? idk dhrbd havent drawn in a while bc autism#been stuck on the Elizabeth fight so as a cooldown i started hades and i got past elysium already DHSBDB#pov i beat hades before the p3 remake that i started playing in... oh idk February#☠☠☠
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
headcanons

🦄🐴 thats all im saying

he sooo is tho💙💙💙

the fact he isss- 🧡♥️(cough-kiribaku-cough)

Im dying ☠☠☠
Like keefe why the fuck MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!! Peppa pig is right here bro😭😭😭😭😭😭
(Tysm to @nullin-void if they're still on tumblr)
💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜
#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#katsuki bakugo#eijiro kirishima#Kiribaku#Kotlc#Mha#keeper of the lost cities#Tam song#keefe sencen#my little pony#Headcanons generator#Headcanons#Peppa pig#Muichiro#demon slayer#Kny#☠☠☠
8 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ladies! Ladies! please!!! One at a time!!! 🥰
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
Dios como ando escuchando para el tuje flashee que alguien dijo "peneficio" en vez de "beneficio"
9 notes
·
View notes
Text



༺ ♱ ༻ ୨ :★: ୧ ∗ ˖࣪ ໒꒱ ˚₊· ୨⍣୧





this girl would kill me
#old money#pink moodboard#☠☠☠#spotify#emo vibes#lana del rey#lana del ray moodboard#lana del rey vibes#jungkook layouts#gothic#white moodboard
35 notes
·
View notes
Text
OH ACTUALLY i do want to post this one as well cause it's funny as hell
"narita-sensei good morning. my question is, was izaya's short gakuran and red shirt outfit just his preference?"
"he just didn't wanna wear the same outfit as shizuo."
4 notes
·
View notes
Text
⛵☀️🔥
🌱🏃🌱
🌊🤷🏻🌊
🌊🌊🌊
write your url by only using emojis
🍅✨✨
197K notes
·
View notes
Text
Simon Riley who never gets mad at his wife. No matter how angry he is. CW : None. Pure fluff
Simon was practically fuming. First he'd been ordered by Price to train a group of new recruits, then, the young recruits decided to be a colossal pain in the ass, and to top it off, he'd missed his lunch break where he would normally have some respite by calling you.
So now, he was shouting at the recruits. More than usual. The recruits all looked dead on their feet. But Simon didn't care, they decided to be annoying little pricks. They needed discipline or they'd never make it in the military.
"For fucks sake, you mongrel! Run ten laps!" Simon roared at a recruit, the others looking nervous. Not wanting to be the next one to face Simon.
"Uh, sir?" One of the recruits squeak.
"What?!" Simon roared, the recruit pointing behind Simon.
Simon turned with a low growl, clearly not in the mood for anymore antics, only for him to look down and see you. His wife, in a pretty little sundress and holding a Tupperware container full of something. It didn't matter what was inside, his stomach was growling at the thought of your cooking.
"Swee'heart" Simon sighed in relief, his shoulders visibly relaxing and his arms wrapping around your waist. He relished in the squeak that came from you as he lifted you up and buried his face in the crook of your neck.
"You alright, big guy?" you giggle. Simon grumbling in agreement. Making you laugh again.
Simon set you down, barking at the recruits to find Price and that he'll be taking over the training, before walking behind you with his hands on your waist to guide you to his office.
"Si, if you're busy I can go" you offer, and Simon can barely handle how fucking sweet you are to him.
Simon shook his head, taking off his balaclava and sitting in his office chair. Pulling you to sit on his lap.
"Made you some cottage pie" you grin, opening the container in your hands and handing it to Simon. God it was still warm. "I thought you were gonna yell at me with how mad you were at the recruits"
"Would never yell at you, princess" Simon said, rubbing your hips as you fed him a forkful of the cottage pie. He groaned at the taste, making you giggle.
"good?"
"so fucking good, lovie. Needed your cooking after how shit today has been" Simon smiled, bringing your left hand to his lips and kissing your wedding ring gently.
⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧
btw guys I pulled white lily cookie and dark cacao cookie while writing this :p
#Val ⁺‧₊˚𓌹⋆☠︎︎⋆𓌺˚₊‧⁺#ghost call of duty#simon ghost riley#simon ghost riley fanfiction#ghost x reader#ghost x y/ n#ghost cod#ghost x you#simon ghost fluff#simon ghost riley x you#simon ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#ghost simon riley#ghost smut#ghost mw2#ghost#simon riley imagine#simon riley cod#simon x reader#simon riley#simon riley x reader#simon riley x you#cod x you#cod ghost x reader#ghost cod x reader#simon riley x female reader#simon riley x y/n#simon riley smut#simon riley fluff
19K notes
·
View notes
Text
*TURN SOUND ON & UP :)
JJK MEN (GOJO, TOJI, CHOSO, GETO, SUKUNA, NANAMI) X READER
case files: doppelgänger curses have been running rampant and causing chaos around tokyo impersonating everyday civilians including sorcerers. jujutsu society has set up veils and your boyfriend has given you strict orders not to lower them to let anyone in the house but him—but how do you know if it’s really even him?
report notes: I love this game! If you haven't played go play a few rounds @ thatsnot-myneighbor[DOT]io (it’s free and all online). —last up: Sukuna!
kinktober 2023-2024 m.list | original teaser
𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙱𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂:
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟷........... THE STRONGEST
alias: 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘, 𝚜.
visitor log: its midday and your clingy-ass boyfriend—gojo satoru—should be hard at work right getting rid of these doppels not knocking at your door—gotta be a fake... right?!
classifications: bimbo!reader (canonverse of otaku!gojo's bunny!reader), yandere-esque Gojo, nipple play, recorded sex, lots of sex toys, dirty talk, panty theft, extreme overstim + slight omorashi.
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟸........... THE SORCERER KILLER
alias: 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚘, 𝚝.
visitor log: an extra toji fushiguro should be double the trouble and double the fun but neither likes to share, you know for sure which ones your toji—but do you really even care?
classifications: bratty!reader, brat taming, breeding, baby trapping, hair pulling, spit play + creampies, jealousy, grump!toji, daddy kink
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟹........... THE CULT LEADER
alias: 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚘, 𝚜.
visitor log: you shouldn't have even been watching the gate bunny, that's much too hard for you! so when you inevitably fuck up, your cult leader boyfriend—geto suguru—has the perfect punishment planned for you and your pretty pussy wait..in front of his entire congregation tho!?
classifications: dumb bimbo!reader, canonverse of nerd!geto's bunny!reader, cult rhetoric, dark themes, sensory deprivation/amaurophilia, punishment, humiliation, shibari, edging, overstim, exhibitionism, toxic jealousy, possessiveness, yandere Suguru, drugged sex, cnc/free-use reader, mentions of orgies/group sex and a bit of forced breeding.
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟺...........THE SALARYMAN SORCERER
alias: 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒, 𝚔.
visitor log: your sweet boyfriend, nanami kento, promised he'd come visit you tonight bunny. awe baby, don't cry, you're sure that's actually him at the door but you'll run through your checklist just to make sure, won't you?
classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟻........... THE BIG BROTHER
alias: 𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚘, 𝚌.
visitor log: crazed with quarantine boredom, you can't help but to tease your naive lil' roommate—choso kamo—but you'll know when to stop before it goes too far—or have you already let the real Choso in?
classifications: mommy kink, affectionate cruelty/cuteness aggression, begging, teasing, virgin!choso, creampies, masturbation, panty theft, mentions of menophilia.
🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟼.......... THE KING OF CURSES
alias: 𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚞𝚗𝚊, 𝚛.
visitor log: thinking no curse would be stupid enough to enter his palace, when the king of curses comes home to find you fucking his doppel it's not going to end well for either of you—R.I.P. your pussy sis, any last words?
classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)
𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙳.𝙳.𝙳. 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝙺𝙺𝙸𝚉𝚉𝙰𝚃
— 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚂: 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽.
xoxo 💋
report notes: yo so this was meant to be about 4k total and instead it turned out to be 4k per story so i'm breaking it up (fully completed 3 and making last minute edits on the others, so staggering them out). Consider this a kinktober all on its own lol (still doing stuff left over from last years though). btw—everyone who asked on my official taglist, kinktober or the teaser will still be tagged on each individual story but you can comment below if you haven't asked to be tagged already.
©blkkizzat 2024. do not steal works or gfx, do not translate.
#☾﹒✖☠𝘬𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘢𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкѕ#✎ᝰ𝓀𝒾𝓏𝓏𝒶𝓉¢σσкє∂тнαт#kinktober#toji fushiguro smut#gojo satoru smut#choso kamo smut#sukuna smut#gojo smut#choso x reader#geto suguru smut#jjk x reader#gojo x reader#toji x reader#nanami smut#jjk smut#choso kamo x reader#sukuna x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you#geto x reader#satoru x reader#nanami x reader#toji fushiguro x reader#jujutsu kaisen#gojo x you#suguru x reader#choso kamo x you#tnmn#tnmntober#thats not my neighbor
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
positive relations with your parents? never heard of it. can't relate.
#god i am close to committing matricide#not really but it's there#like my mom's an unbearable person#she never shuts up and hasn't paid me back for the tens of thousands i've sent her to cover her gambling debts#and recently the four grand for plane tickets because her dumbass tried to bring my grandparents here but their permanent resident cards ->#<- were expired. the immigration lawyer here said it should be fine. it wasn't according to singapore#i'm 28 right now and could have like three kids with three different people and have an alcohol and drug dependency#but no. apparently i'm the good example with having zero kids and no substance addiction/dependency#i recently graduated from a university too so i can see the (false) praise from everyone#i've been trying to leave my current job for the past half year and all the other jobs in this area suck and don't pay well#☠☠☠#also to touch back on the money thing: i never want to hear her say i'm the one who wastes money ever again#and about grandparents: they used to live with us like six years ago and wanted to move back overseas. it is not a good idea to go ->#<- through the trouble of flying however long and spend that much for old people that probably don't have that much longer left#they can pass for all i care because they're complete idiots when it comes to interacting (as in they don't respect (my) personal space)
1 note
·
View note
Text
I wanna be dead but not the normal "I wanna be dead" I wanna be dead bc im experiencing desire for carnal amenities instead of just rotting in silence without this wishful thinking.
#i want cheetos. i want a large matcha iced tea. i want sushi for the love of good i want candy!!#i kinda wanna go buy clothes and maybe a totally unnecessary accessory#i wanna take the day off#i wish i wish i wish#☠☠☠
0 notes
Text
[sEwErWoLfX] TOXIC SET ☣
been getting into drinking toxic waste recently
info + download under cut
acid mask
50 swatches
glasses category
edited + recolored mesh, 3.9k polygons, original mesh
atomic boots
50 swatches
edited + recolored mesh, 6.3k polygons, original mesh
biohazard contacts
52 swatches
facepaint category
cyberlox hair
48 swatches
new mesh
polygons: v1 18k, v2 21k, v3 21k (sry i tried to decrease as much as i could T_T)
nuclear goggles
50 swatches
new mesh, 2.2k polygons
plasma shorts
24 swatches
MESH NEEDED!!!
radioactive necklace
25 swatches
new mesh, 7.8k polygons
toxic skirt
25 swatches
MESH NEEDED!!!
waste hat
15 swatches
new mesh, 4k polygons
mesh credits to mahuyu, @ts4eve, @doxepinz and RoyIMVU
DOWNLOAD [SFS] [PATREON]
[@sssvitlanz @alwaysfreecc]
619 notes
·
View notes
Text
Black Sails trending in the year 2025??????
233 notes
·
View notes