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[xo-cod]

141+könig if u sneak up on them n slap their ass😬😈

assuming you're their partner because unwarranted slaps calls for a death wish 😭

price: #unimpressed and unamused (secretly liked it)

ghost: throwing your ass on the bed and showing you who's the king of spanking fr

gaz: he's gonna spank you back and he's def leaving his handprint on your cheek 🫂

soap: girl bye, he's gonna make it into a thing between you both 😭🤭

könig: him utterly bewildered and confused ??? 😭😭

[akiirart]

Dude

[ihatenotreading]

headcanons

🦄🐴 thats all im saying

he sooo is tho💙💙💙

the fact he isss- 🧡♥️(cough-kiribaku-cough)

Im dying ☠☠☠

Like keefe why the fuck MY LITTLE PONY!!!!!! Peppa pig is right here bro😭😭😭😭😭😭

(Tysm to @nullin-void if they're still on tumblr)

💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜💜

[brainfondue]

Dios como ando escuchando para el tuje flashee que alguien dijo "peneficio" en vez de "beneficio"

[iwantedtokillyou]

༺ ♱ ༻ ୨ :★: ୧ ∗  ˖࣪ ໒꒱  ˚₊· ୨⍣୧

this girl would kill me

[subarashiihibi]

OH ACTUALLY i do want to post this one as well cause it's funny as hell

"narita-sensei good morning. my question is, was izaya's short gakuran and red shirt outfit just his preference?"

"he just didn't wanna wear the same outfit as shizuo."

[a-musing-mixologist]

None braincells.

[iamnightfury]

What in the Time Trap ass nonsense is Indiana Jones 5??

Also, 'Nam got Mutt!?

[hollow-reign]

I just had to explain "Netflix and chill" to my parents in the year of our lord 2023 because they unironically did not know what it meant and I want to die a little inside

[mistninja]

I was today years old when i found out that fitz's name in spanish is. Traspie Hidalgo Vatidico

[calandrinon]

⛵☀️🔥

🌱🏃🌱

🌊🤷🏻🌊

🌊🌊🌊

write your url by only using emojis

🍅✨✨

[succubusvalentine]

Simon Riley who has to get used to a softer touch. CW : Handjob, praise, brief mention of masturbation, bit of sub Simon.

Simon was used to the feeling of rubbing his cock raw while wearing his gloves. He had to become accustomed to the rough, almost painful feeling just to get off during a stakeout.

You're currently straddling his lap, pulling him from his jeans and wrapping a soft delicate hand around his cock. Letting him kiss and nip at your neck. Soft sighs of pleasure coming from you.

Simon groaned as you started stroking him. Your soft and smooth palm such a contrast to the rough and textured feel of Simon's glove.

Simon growled against your neck as you kept your pace, the pleasure was immense but he craved something rougher.

"C'mon lovie, you can go faster than tha', grip me a bit tighter" Simon moaned. His brows furrowing in confusion as you merely shake your head no and smile sweetly at him.

"But I wanna be soft with you Si. Y'deserve it" you whisper, speeding up the movement of your hand just slightly. Making Simon shudder, his eyes flickering.

"Fuck, hand is so soft, love. God it feels so good" Simon whined.

You didn't expect Simon to whine. But it made your cunt throb.

"There we go, Si. Doing so good for me" you coo gently. Swiping your thumb over the slit of Simons tip. Causing him to gasp and buck his hips. "Fuck my hand, Si" you giggle.

There was something about you being composed above him that made Simons stomach fill with need. His orgasm quickly approaching.

"Please" Simon begged, weakly thrusting his hips again. "Lovie I'm close"

"Make a mess of my hand, Si. Wanna lick it clean" you smile.

Your thumb swiped over Simons slit again and he cried out, eyes squeezing shut and brows furrowing deeply. His cum spurting as he bucked his hips and babbled your name over and over.

"You really gotta stop smoking, Si, y'cum is bitter" you grin down at Simon when he opened his eyes.

"Fuck off" he huffed with a small chuckle.

⛧°. ⋆𓌹♰𓌺⋆. °⛧

[blkkizzat]

*TURN SOUND ON & UP :)

JJK MEN (GOJO, TOJI, CHOSO, GETO, SUKUNA, NANAMI) X READER

case files: doppelgänger curses have been running rampant and causing chaos around tokyo impersonating everyday civilians including sorcerers. jujutsu society has set up veils and your boyfriend has given you strict orders not to lower them to let anyone in the house but him—but how do you know if it’s really even him?

report notes: I love this game! If you haven't played go play a few rounds @ thatsnot-myneighbor[DOT]io (it’s free and all online). —last up: Sukuna!

kinktober 2023-2024 m.list | original teaser

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙱𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂:

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟷........... THE STRONGEST

alias: 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: its midday and your clingy-ass boyfriend—gojo satoru—should be hard at work right getting rid of these doppels not knocking at your door—gotta be a fake... right?!

classifications: bimbo!reader (canonverse of otaku!gojo's bunny!reader), yandere-esque Gojo, nipple play, recorded sex, lots of sex toys, dirty talk, panty theft, extreme overstim + slight omorashi.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟸........... THE SORCERER KILLER

alias: 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚘, 𝚝.

visitor log: an extra toji fushiguro should be double the trouble and double the fun but neither likes to share, you know for sure which ones your toji—but do you really even care?

classifications: bratty!reader, brat taming, breeding, baby trapping, hair pulling, spit play + creampies, jealousy, grump!toji, daddy kink

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟹........... THE CULT LEADER

alias: 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: you shouldn't have even been watching the gate bunny, that's much too hard for you! so when you inevitably fuck up, your cult leader boyfriend—geto suguru—has the perfect punishment planned for you and your pretty pussy wait..in front of his entire congregation tho!?

classifications: dumb bimbo!reader, canonverse of nerd!geto's bunny!reader, cult rhetoric, dark themes, sensory deprivation/amaurophilia, punishment, humiliation, shibari, edging, overstim, exhibitionism, toxic jealousy, possessiveness, yandere Suguru, drugged sex, cnc/free-use reader, mentions of orgies/group sex and a bit of forced breeding.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟺........... THE SORCERER SALARYMAN

alias: 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒, 𝚔.

visitor log: your sweet boyfriend, nanami kento, promised he'd come visit you tonight bunny. awe baby, don't cry, you're sure that's actually him at the door but you'll run through your checklist just to make sure, won't you?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟻........... THE BIG BROTHER

alias: 𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚘, 𝚌.

visitor log: crazed with quarantine boredom, you can't help but to tease your naive lil' roommate—choso kamo—but you'll know when to stop before it goes too far—or have you already let the real Choso in?

classifications: mommy kink, affectionate cruelty/cuteness aggression, begging, teasing, virgin!choso, creampies, masturbation, panty theft, mentions of menophilia.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟼.......... THE KING OF CURSES

alias: 𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚞𝚗𝚊, 𝚛.

visitor log: thinking no curse would be stupid enough to enter his palace, when the king of curses comes home to find you fucking his doppel it's not going to end well for either of you—R.I.P. your pussy sis, any last words?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙳.𝙳.𝙳. 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝙺𝙺𝙸𝚉𝚉𝙰𝚃

— 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚂: 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽.

xoxo 💋

report notes: yo so this was meant to be about 4k total and instead it turned out to be 4k per story so i'm breaking it up (fully completed 3 and making last minute edits on the others, so staggering them out). Consider this a kinktober all on its own lol (still doing stuff left over from last years though). btw—everyone who asked on my official taglist, kinktober or the teaser will still be tagged on each individual story but you can comment below if you haven't asked to be tagged already.

©blkkizzat 2024. do not steal works or gfx, do not translate.

[talietikasero]

positive relations with your parents? never heard of it. can't relate.

[creepy-scrawl]

I wanna be dead but not the normal "I wanna be dead" I wanna be dead bc im experiencing desire for carnal amenities instead of just rotting in silence without this wishful thinking.

[la-perfide-albion]

........