#☆maleshep

[sol-consort]

Wait, cause I think I'm cooking up a really hot scenario for Joker and Shepard. Hear me out, it's the middle of the night all the crew is asleep and the only person left on the main deck in Joker in his pilot chair and your restless and burdened with stress so you can't sleep and you really need to destress in the biblical sense (by the the biblical sense I mean getting your brains fuck out) and you and Joker have this flirty thing going on but so far he hasn't made a move so shep decides to abandon all shame (which wasn't much in the first place tbh) and heads down naked to the cockpit to basically offer her body up to Joker and they fuck in the pilots chair!! What do you think?

Finally some Joker x Shepard content! God I've been starved.

Listen to me, if Shepard was with him during those uni training days? Oh...oh oh oh! They would've fucked, be it friends with benfits or a relationship, both of them would've been so obnoxiously into each other. Constantly getting into trouble on campus because a janitor caught them doing it in an empty lecture hall or something, but because of their golden record, they got away with a simple slap on the wrist.

The first thought on Joker's mind when he looks up at you is how it shouldn't be possible for someone to still look so intimidating while fully nude.

Joker questioning how femshep mamages to appear even more powerful with your tits fully out? Making his brain go blank as the sight of your nipples perking against the chilly air.

While with maleshep, his eyes I'm travel downwards. You could possibly be well-endured down there as well-oh... of course you are. How does it feel like being the universe's favourite, huh?

He tries to think of a joke to downplay his nervousness, a lame pun, a play on words, anything to help him regain levrge in this situation and not just sit and gawk openly like someone's first time flipping through a porno magazine.

But he cannot, the sight of the commander Shepard bare in the flesh would make anyone go speechless. How are you so toned? Like a living breathing greek statue in front of him, muscled impossibly defined and condensed rather than stupidly big.

And your thighs have the audacity to look so...round and plush despite it all? To remind him that you're still a hot breedable thing, with squeezable hips and—would it be lame of him to ask you to turn around so he could check the other assets as well? For science, humanity, freedom, the alliance's honour, or whatever excuse you want him to give.

Once he manages to pick his jaw from the floor, or you get impatient watching his drool over you and make a move, Joker has never been more happier that the frame of his pilot chair was made from reinforced titanium and steel.

You balance yourself on the armchairs, resting one thigh on each one as you spread your legs open on top of him. Careful of his legs, never letting your weight rest on them.

The most perfect joke finally loaded into his brain after a major delay. "Jeez, Commander, couldn't think less subtle ways to remind me of your upcoming birthday? No need to break out the suit this early."

He's grateful for your mouth shutting him up before he could fire off another joke and potentially ruin your mood. You must be gentle with him, even when trying to act rough. Remain disciplined and in control of your muscles, remembering to not put pressure on any part of him.

Which resulted in the kiss being soft. Tenderness wasn't something army soldiers were known for, least of all a ship Commander. He's seen you actually break skulls with your thighs alone, the same thighs hovering above his lap.

Joker never expected Shepard to be capable of this tenderness, to kiss him ever so sweetly. Run your fingers through his hair, trace down his neck and collarbone, feel up his sides before resting your fingers against the buckle of his pants.

The realisation that you actually planned to go all the way rather than simply tease him, make out, then leave him all pent up, made blood shoot down Joker's body.

Now he's imagining how you must have prepared yourself before coming here, fingering yourself atop your bed as you squeeze more lubricant into your palm before shoving your fingers back inside. Stretching out your hole and doing all the necessary work just so you'd come here and take his cock.

In the pilot's seat, at the deck of the Normandy.

Have you been reading his mind? How did you figure out this has been his ultimate fantasy ever since he got assigned into your ship.

Hell, even back on Anderson's Normandy he still couldn't keep his mind from wondering about taking you in the cockpit. The cute navigator officer who sat by his side during the long flight hours to keep him company, you were the second in command! You belong back in those cushy seats with the gaint round table for the oh-ever-so-important people.

But you chose to be by his side. Never interfering with his work or doubting his skills like he thought you were there to do at first. "Oh a disabled pilot he must not be capable and only got his degree out of pity, I need to supervise him at all times so he doesn't kill us all" Is what Joker would sarcasticly mouth behind your back in those first few days, attempting to imitate your voice.

Yet you made him eat those words, proved your sincere intentions. That you too, just like him, hated being near those cushy high status people and prefered a more casual and relaxed air.

The way you actually laughed at his jokes, rolling your eyes at his puns, snickering whenever he'd make a dig at the Captian or others instead of snitching on him.

How close the two of you have grown as the years went by, the strife you've endured together. Still finding each other after every horrific incident, clinging to one another, desperate to keep your lifes and fates intertwined. There was no commander Shepard without Joker, likewise he wouldn't have felt half as comfortable serving under any other Captian.

And now his dear captain is here, hovering over his lap, thighs spread. Guiding the head of his cock towards your dripping wet hole, engulfing it in your warmth as he sank into you.

[annoyingjelly]

[gemsbokk]

i've said it before and i'll say it again:

if i had a nickel for every mass effect prologue with its protagonist suffocating to death, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it is weird that it happened twice...

happy n7 day, soldiers! keelah se'lai.

[skinnyazn]

Back from my very long hiatus with the ninth card in my Mass Effect tarot series. Commander Shepard is the perfect embodiment of The World card. This card ends the cycle of the Major Arcana cards, just as Commander Shepard ends the Reaper Cycle with their final choice. It's a card that signifies completion and achievement, and very worthy of our valiant Commander Shepard as they stare down at Earth. The World: Representing balance and accomplishment, The World is the final card of the Major Arcana suite. Feel a sense of relief as you achieve balance in your life, as well as the connection to the world around you when you find your place in the cycle of life. This card ends The Fool's journey and is often depicted with a dancing person in the center, surrounded by a wreath that signifies the completion and cycle of life.

Please do not repost my art without credit. 

The Star | The High Priestess | The Emperor | The Empress | Death | The Moon | The Hermit | The Devil | The World | Master List | InPrint

[amys2885]

Inktober 8 & 9 - Shep & Cortez

Reference used

[illusivesoul]

Hackett: "If the Illusive Man is good at one thing, it's finding new ways to subvert science. It's never worked for him before, and it won't now" Shepard, who's alive due to the Illusive Man subverting science: "You're so right, boss"

[qbedience]

thinking about kaidan begging shepard not to leave—not to leave like everyone before them, like rahna, like ashley, like himself on horizon. kaidan not being able to forgive himself for losing people to his own mistakes. jump zero. walking away from shep. causing himself so much heartache for nothing. stay, stay because you're the only good thing that's happened to me; shepard is the only thing he feels hes done right.

if he lost them he'd never forgive himself. he'd never forgive himself for letting them be the one that got away, letting them walk away, letting everything play out just like it did before.

like jump zero

like virmire

like horizon

he can't lose another friend. he can't lose the one person left that he truly, deeply loves.

it's for this reason he messages shepard apologetically after horizon; he knows it's wrong, and he knows he's pushing shepard away like rahna pushed him away, and god if that isn't eating him alive. so he messages the commander and reassures that he wants to trust them but needs time and needs them away from cerberus.

and in the end it's all for nothing because shepard still leaves like everyone else, and all he can do is hope his words are enough and that the commander's final words to him won't hang so heavy. and he's doing it all over again, watching them die again

i had a point here i dont remember what it was but im getting it

[wetsocksinbed]

that one conversation with Grunt:

Grunt: I figured out who I am

Shepard: who

Grunt: a racist :)

[libraesthetiques]

i should go.

【 commander levi shepard 】

[edains]

Morning's Halloween Store for Shepard LE3

Morning's Halloween Store for Shepard LE3

Morning's Afro Hairs for Femshep LE3

Morning's Versatile Hairstyles for Femshep LE3

Morning's Hairstyles for FemShep LE3

Morning's Hairstyles for Femshep LE3 PT3

Hair Mixtures

Hair Mixtures Part 2

Even More Hairstyles

Play as Natalie Portman LE3

Ashley Williams's Armory

Primitives - A Facial Appearance Overhaul

femshepping's Personal Complexions

femshepping's 4k Default FemShep Complexions

Femshepping's Female MELE Complexions

BETA Appearance Modification Menu LE3

[jbk405]

In my ME2 playthrough, I began to think about which Romance Option characters should have been available for both male and female Shepards based on the content in the game. Several characters were originally intended to be and then had the content cut out, but some had content left in that still hinted towards a possible romance even though it couldn't happen.

The most obvious is Jack, who is almost the poster child for "She was obviously supposed to be an option for FemShep before they chickened out". She makes reference to having relationships with both men and women in her past, and though her past relationships ended horribly, they all ended horribly. Up until she shuts down what she thinks is FemShep flirting with her -- saying she's not a "girls club" person -- she treats all of her past relationships exactly the same.

The next is Tali, who actually does flirt with FemShep in the game. It's brief, but the dialogue is identical to when she is flirting with MaleShep. Even more glaring is the info you get from the Shadow Broker's files. They may be DLC, but they're officially canon. In her files you learn that she is attracted to Shepard regardless of gender, researches human courtship and mating rituals, and (most tellingly) uses "Nerve-Stim Pro" while thinking of her.

Thane is less obvious, since there's no affirmative attraction towards MaleShep. However, he has the same near-religious fixation on Shepard regardless of gender. Before joining the Normandy Thane was depressed and passively suicidal, eventually admitting that that he hoped (planned?) to be killed during the Dantius assassination. It was only the challenge of trying to beat Shepard to the kill, and then connecting with Shepard in honest friendship afterwards, that pulled him out of that state. Shepard's mere presence is life-changing for him.

Based on the in-game content, all three of these characters should be an option for Shepard regardless of gender.

[average-mako-enjoyer]

Thanks to this hellish site, I now know that the word "bioticussy" exists, and I'm honestly grateful for that knowledge.

In my head, Shepard uses is at least twice a week, mostly to horrify Liara.

[gemsbokk]

it is (was) @unfair-water-plane 's birthday so you know what that means! Isaiah Shepard with some good mshakarian (the short king finally being higher. good for him)

[chibichibisha]

Amellen & Shenko 💗 BioWare queer men parallels

[chiefatticcreator]

NTR Difference: Male!Shepard with Liara vs Male!Shepard with Miranda

Liara was eager to please and ready to do anything for john. she was ready to take his cock, to suck it, to please it with her entire body, to stroke him, to rub her breasts against it, to have him in her pussy, or her ass, or anything he wants. she adored Shepard, and wanted to do her brest for him...

... which was too bad that she was bad at it.

She tried her best, and it was heartbreaking to see that she was absolutely horrible at it. Her lack of experience was blatantly obvious to everyone, even herself, and she kept apologizing for it, promisign to be better. Promising that she would learn to give a proper titfuck, to take his cock deeper than just her mouth, that she would work her pussy and ass to take him so she could stop wincing in pain anytime they had sex, and swear she would do better next time.

+++

Miranda was an expert slut. She had taken massive cocks without any issue, and even John's immense dick was not a problem for her.

She could shake that ass of her, she could take John's cock balls deep and the only sounds she made were ones of pure pleasure. She could titfuck him to perfection, one of the few women who could make him cum with a titjob. She had the tightest cunt John had felt, she could stroke his cock expertly, she could pleasure him like no one else did.

She took his bed-breakign thrusts without any complaints, only wantign more, only shaking her ass, encouragign him, rubbing the bulge he made in her, kissing him ,wrapping her arms around him as she took him in and massaged his cock with her insides like a born bitch.

She was the perfect lover, and John couldn't have enough of her.