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Yeo, i don't think i mind giving you more power so... Could i please smooch Naut's forehead? I just wanna give him even more love 💖
OF COURSE U CAN SMOOCH HIM
Look how happy he is 🥹💕
#underwaves au#uw!sans#naut!sans#sans x reader#sans x y/n#sorry im almost a month late o(-(#I try to answer asks in order but im also so slow 😭#☆⌒(≧▽° )tanks for da love!!(and power)#ask#applecheeks255#myart
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i found this in my drafts, & i don’t remember when i started to write this, but ta-da! finally wrote something. this is not a cohesive whole (nor is grief so we can pretend it’s intentional).
also this phone business is awful—almost threw it when tripling the length of this (what was supposed to be) drabble 😒 forgive wonky formatting &/or typos. (laptopless life sucks)
this drabble-ficlet thing is for @snowandwolves bc our friendship is based in wrecking each other emotionally with avatrice au’s & headcanons. also some of this was inspired by sixth to the ninth hour, from which i will never recover. but this isn’t complete despair!
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summary: beatrice returns to switzerland and tries to live her life. (canon compliant, s3, grief)
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a thing that carries itself
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It is when you are asking about something that you realize you yourself have survived it, and so you must carry it, or fashion it into a thing that carries itself.
(nox, anne carson)
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beatrice knows hans could close the bar down on his own while blindfolded on a night like tonight—not much money to be made mid-week with dwindling tourists and seasonal stays—but beatrice doesn’t suggest it, and hans doesn’t offer. he’s come to recognize when beatrice needs some company, even if it’s just a couple hours and they exchange few words.
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beatrice returned to switzerland a few days after camila found her asleep at the arc for the fourth time.
(jillian is moving it back to her lab to rebuild, camila offered with a gentle smile—one that expressed she too was hopeful, but not so much she wished to give beatrice too high of expectations.
beatrice knew, even with every scientific expert working on the arc, it would take over a year to repair the arc and source enough power within their earthly limitations for it to open even briefly. beatrice also knew it would likely require a decade of research before someone could go through the arc, let alone explore the alien realm beyond it.
as of a month ago, the arc team is still a few brilliant nuns led by a genius scientist, but when beatrice looks at them, she only sees young women—too young to be willing to die in a holy war—and a mother mourning the loss of her son for a second time.)
before she left, beatrice said goodbye through the arc—if only for the smallest chance a loving god would take pity on her and split open the barrier between realms just briefly enough for her words to reach through to ava:
see you at home. (i love you.)
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when beatrice first arrived back to town, she became overwhelmed as she took in the remarkably unchanged neighborhoods, all the same buildings standing as they had when she and ava left in the night.
(the ache in her chest turned bitter, so much so she had to refrain from shaking the couples laughing and enjoying each other’s company in the sunshine—ava is gone. do you understand? don’t you feel it too? the absence of her?)
their old flat sat untouched as well; beatrice knew the elderly couple who owned the building weren’t eager to put much work into clearing it out to show it to young university kids who would be far too loud for their liking. (not that ava would ever be considered quiet—she had charmed them like she does everyone.) they warmly welcomed beatrice back and handed her the keys within the hour.
(she found a crumpled tank top of ava’s in the back of the closet and, holding it in her hands, pressed to her chest, she let herself cry for the first time in weeks, sitting on the dusty floor, counting the pieces of furniture in the room that ava once touched.)
the usually absent bar owner also returned the keys and beatrice’s managerial position before she even finished asking if they were hiring.
(what about hans?
he likes being head bartender.
there’s really no one else?
i’ve had two different managers and three different bartenders come and go since you and ava left. i can’t find a replacement half as good as either of you.
beatrice isn’t sure what expression he read on her face, but he didn’t say ava’s name again after that.)
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throughout the next few weeks, beatrice thought returning to a place so full of memories of ava was possibly some misguided, catholic-guilt-induced self-flagellation—to wake up in their bed alone, to drink tea across from an empty chair, to walk the familiar paths to their favorite places without her—the lack ached in the hollow of beatrice’s core like penance.
maybe i’m meant to feel like this, she thought, and still thinks at times, but then she remembers ava in the gold room—the only thing holy in a temple devoted to a false prophet—telling beatrice to live her life. (gospel, she thinks.)
when ava kissed her, beatrice didn’t think of sin or hell. she thought only of the truth of ava’s lips, her body—capable of flight and phasing through stone—standing before beatrice and choosing love, a tenderness the world had never offered her. it was the opposite of sin—it was sacrament, a baptism that tasted of salt as they kissed, bathed in light.
so beatrice stays and tries each day.
(we are all just trying to be holy.)
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in the months of staying, of trying to live her life, her friendship with hans has grown into something quieter and gentler than beatrice would have expected from the same bartender who had taught ava german curses and euphemisms. (beatrice would pretend she couldn’t hear as they whispered conspiratorially, knowing ava was familiar with more than half of the swears, but ava was still delighted by every cautiously murmured phrase hans offered her.)
it surprised beatrice at first, to find that hans actually likes her as she is—his overly organized manager-turned-friend who drinks tea out of the same mug every afternoon she comes into work and almost never drinks alcohol but will sip the occasional “virgin cuba libre” when he asks her to hang out with him after work for a shift drink. hans is even familiar enough with beatrice to occasionally tease her in german, her fluency allowing her to respond with a quick-witted retort. she smiles at his amusement, and he is thrilled by each new detail he learns of her.
beatrice is grateful to be closer to someone who doesn’t owe god his life, who remembers ava as ava—not the warrior nun or the halo-bearer.
(instead, hans remembers training ava at the bar, her focus when he taught her classic cocktail specs, and her enthusiasm that breathed life and vibrancy back into the bar job he had begun to find tedious. he remembers making ava laugh so hard her cuba libre came out of her nose, the little snort in her laugh when something amusing surprised her, the pout she’d use before asking for a favor—always far less effective on hans than beatrice. he remembers ava beaming when she mastered a new skill, her eyes finding beatrice to check if she saw—beatrice always saw and always smiled back; how could she not? beatrice was a moon in ava’s orbit, and she had no other option but to glow in her light.)
mostly beatrice is grateful that their friendship doesn’t try to fill the space and silence ava used to occupy; instead they fashion it into a kind of shared insulation for them to keep warm in the cold of grief. so when beatrice daydreams over the books at the bar and something startles her back into this realm without ava, she appreciates that hans doesn’t say anything to draw attention to the way her eyes shine with the sorrow of reality, like they did the first time hans said ava’s name months ago and all at once beatrice felt the air leave her lungs and her eyes burn. hans will stay nearby in those moments, offering an ear if she does wish to talk, but far enough she doesn’t feel obligated to explain it. sometimes it’s just the comfort of someone nearby who misses ava too.
(occasionally beatrice lets her mind project ava across the bar, watching her move from table to table, turning to beatrice and giving her a wink, hips swaying to a german pop song, sometimes accompanied by a little spin as if she wasn’t carrying a precariously balanced tray of glassware. but when the reel in beatrice’s mind starts to fade and flicker, she blinks and the shining sadness of her eyes dims into a melancholy others often mistake for stolidness—when the vision of ava smiling and making drinks beside hans blurs, it’s too ghostly for beatrice because ava is alive.
beatrice doesn’t find much comfort in god these days, but she still has faith.)
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beatrice steps outside with hans, takes a deep breath, looks up at the unpolluted skies, and finds the constellations ava drew when they would sneak onto the roof of their flat when the nights were clear. beatrice has taken to writing the mythology of each one in her head as she walks home at night. she often considers writing some kind of scripture based less in fear and shame and more in love and forgiveness. maybe if she tells the stories enough, ava will return a new testament.
(but beatrice promised herself that once ava returns, she won’t share ava with the world—no temples, no saviors, no holy wars. beatrice wants to watch the sun set on the ocean, casting ava in golden light that doesn’t feel like a goodbye. she wants ava to press her lips to hers again but as a greeting, as a stay here with me. she wants to watch the sunrise spill across ava’s face like a promise beatrice will keep. she wants ava, and she is learning to forgive herself for this—the selfishness, not her love—beatrice’s love does not apologize.)
“are you off work tomorrow?” hans asks as they start walking the several blocks toward their respective apartments.
“yes, but if you need—”
hans shakes his head vigorously, and beatrice gives him a small half-smile.
“you should go to the library, get a couple books. if you come by, i’ll make you tea but you absolutely cannot work,” he says, pointing his finger at beatrice with an exaggerated sternness.
beatrice smiles a little wider, “i won’t.”
when they reach the cross streets where they part ways, hans wraps his arms around beatrice’s shoulders, and she wraps hers around his waist—a strange arrangement of limbs both of them had grown up unfamiliar with, something that ava taught them to appreciate—touch, closeness, a human intimacy too many would never admit they needed. so they make a point to hug each other for brief moments to carry that part of ava with them.
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her nighttime routine unfolds as muscle memory so her mind wanders to work, hans, and always ava. she climbs into bed and imagines ava teasing her for keeping her shirt under her pillow, where she rubs the fabric between her fingers.
you always liked being close to me when we slept, ava would say.
i always liked being close to you when we were awake, beatrice would confess.
she savors the moments just before sleep, when those minutes are hers alone without obligations or the weight of the outside world—her mind in a free fall. (when beatrice was a child and her mother was kinder, she would soothe beatrice after a nightmare by telling her to think of all the exciting things tomorrow would bring.) as if directing the trajectory of her plummet, she chooses ava every time.
she closes her eyes and plays the memories against the back if her eyelids, setting her unconscious mind on a path toward a kind of imagined heaven, so maybe—just maybe—beatrice will see ava again in her dreams.
tonight she is walking into work, and ava looks up and smiles at her from behind the bar.
hey, bea.
hi. she feels something joyous swell inside her, and the glassware behind the bar starts to glimmer as she walks toward ava. i missed you.
we had breakfast together this morning, ava says with a laugh, but once beatrice is beside her, ava leans close and whispers, i miss you too, bea. everyday.
when ava pulls back slightly, beatrice sees it—the melancholy half-smile on ava’s lips, her dark, shining eyes. the shimmering light grows, and beatrice feels ava’s hands take hers and pull her closer.
i’ll see you at home soon. ava tucks a strand of bea’s hair behind her ear, and she feels herself lean into her touch.
ava—
it’s okay, bea. just wake up.
when beatrice opens her eyes, she can see the night sky outside her window, but the flickering light of her ocs necklace on her bedside table seems to light the entire room. she cradles it in her hands and decodes it on the first pass, but to be sure, she watches it flash three more times—ava is alive.
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fin
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thanks for reading!
some rambles/notes:
i almost never write from bea’s perspective bc she’s v smart—i’m decidedly not bea-smart (nor am i ava-smart but i am ava-eager-&-a-little-reckless, so that’s what i typically lean toward). so i think i did a rewatch & felt a little heartbroken. also p sure i drank half a bottle of wine during the rewatch so that may have been why this is [gestures vaguely] like this.
but anne carson and richard siken are my roman empires, so i named this after the opening anne carson quote from nox. and i will always think of avatrice when i remember we were in the gold room where everyone finally gets what they want . . . we are all just trying to be holy.
also what i didn’t include & is in my head:
- hans & bea’s talk about what happened with ava. basically “she had to leave, and i don’t know if… i don’t know when she’ll come back” & hans isn’t sure what it means but he never tells beatrice to move on bc he knows he couldn’t understand what happened. mostly he saw them together and he’s never seen beatrice smile the way she did with ava. also i said beatrice rarely drinks but she & hans have this conversation with wine involved. the drunk cry bar staff bond is real.
- the day beatrice realizes she’s been without ava longer than she was with her—she’s marking the date in the inventory book, then she just stops as her brain does the math against her will. hans sees her hands are trembling & he just knows. he takes bea up to the office & gives her some water. he asks, “do you think your home will help or make this harder right now?” so he has beatrice over to his small, neat apartment and he makes some food for her. he asks if it’s about ava & whether or not bea wants to talk about it. she doesn’t want to talk, but she says hans can talk about her. so hans tells bea some of his memories with ava. thus some of the memories included.
anyway, sorry? i guess?
also if you haven’t—read @snowandwolves fics if you want coherent & complete(ly devastating & healing) fics:
sixth to the ninth hour is canon compliant s3 & basically ava walks through hell to get back to bea. 😭 i cried. my heart ached. but also there’s plenty of spice 😏 [ava eyebrow wiggle]. all my favorite things heh…
leave the light on (i'll find my way home) is lighthouse au. our babes are so soft and in love 🥹 i went on a trip to see puffins & lighthouses bc of this. the whole fic is incredible, but there’s this one part in the lighthouse… i think it altered my brain chemistry in the best way.
#sorry#snowandwolves#blaming you bc 6th to the 9th hour likely spawned this#grief#yearning#emotional damage#our favs#avatrice headcanon#ccf headcanon#ccf drabbles#ccf fanfic#avatrice#avatrice fanfic#avatrice fic#ficlet#sister beatrice#closetcasefabray#ccf
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-Good morning princess <3
~Abby Anderson smut~
pairing(s)! Abby anderson! x fem!reader
SMUT
warnings! porn with barely ANY plot, cursing, vulgar words, strap on! (r-receiving), sub!dom! dynamic, power and strength kink, dom!Abby w/slight rough, sub!reader, somnophilia (if you squint) vulgar description of s*x, oral! (r-receiving)
proofread?? yes? no? kinda?
word count?? 2,790
a/n! hi, so a quick lil side note. i definitely started over with my writing (not happy with my first one) . really wanted to take my time n write something with abby cuz i luvvv her!! based on a a scenario i know would happen after abby was stressed out ><
PLEASE lemme know how this is!!! is my first one imma actually keep hehehe
summary! after a busy morning, abby comes home to find you curled up in her bed, and she simply can't resist
Smut under da cut ;)
Abby wasn’t one to complain. She kept it tough, kept it together. But when it came to you, Abby felt weak. Abby felt weak in the best way. Walking into her apartment after a stressful morning of patrol and running into Scars, Abby was overjoyed to see you curled up in her bed, a blanket tossed over your sleeping figure. Nightmares had been plaguing you for days now, losing so much sleep every night. The bags under your eyes when you two saw each other for inventory meetings and patrol had worried Abby sick. She often was woken up in the middle of the night to meager knocks on her door, opening it to see your disheveled figure shaking with tears painting your cheeks. Abby never asked much, just swept you into her arms, shushed your sobs and wiped the tears away from your puffy eyes. You ended up sleeping in her bed most of the time now, grateful for a warm strong body curled up next to you.
Abby softly dropped her bag, unlacing her boots by the door. She scanned your body, checking for even breathing, making sure you weren’t in the middle of a nightmare. Since you had lost so much sleep, Abby refused to let you join her on patrols so early in the morning, shushing you back to sleep with soft kisses. You felt extremely guilty, letting that guilt get the better of you whenever Abby got back particularly pissed off. She never blamed you, even when you got angry. You had never seen such a vulnerable side of your girlfriend, where she comforted you that you were still incredibly important and vital to the WLF, even with nightly terrors.
Quickly donning a more clean outfit, the edge of the bed dipped as her weight fell onto the soft mattress. Gingerly scooting closer to you, Abby laid down on her side, softly capturing you in her embrace. She slowly pulled her body flush against yours, chest meeting your back, your backside resting against her pelvis. Abby loved how small you looked compared to her, her chin resting on your head, dwarfing you in size. Her soft fingers reached onto your exposed side, running them along the length of your ribcage. Softly moving them down, Abby traced her fingers along the smooth and warm plane of your stomach. She could never get enough of your warm and soft skin, supple to the touch. Her other arm moved to scoot under your pillow, settling between your neck and jaw. Her lips came forward and ghosted a kiss over the shell of your ear, moving them to place feather light kisses on the back of your head. She smelled your hair, so soft and clean. Abby could kiss and touch your skin forever. Tracing her fingers along your belly with soft scratches on your abdomen, Abby moved them up under the sleep shirt you wore, a stretched out tank top she usually wore to work out in.
“It smellsss like you,” you would say, for any chance to wear it.
Exploring the soft warmth of your skin, Abby sucked in a breath when she realized you didn't have a bra on. Ghosting over the skin of your breasts, Abby’s desire to touch you grew tenfold. Realizing the need for your sleep, she resigned herself to tracing her fingers along your skin. She groaned internally when her fingers traced below your naval, gently cupping your clothed cunt, incredibly warm to the touch. If you were canvas, Abby’s hands would paint you a masterpiece.
Feeling the memory of soft warm fingers on your skin, you slowly blinked, still half asleep in your dream-like state. You smelled a familiar scent and let out a content sigh as Abby realized you woke up. Her fingers could mold you into clay, keep you as soft as putty.
“Good morning Princess,” she whispered softly, placing a delicate kiss on your ear. Even though it was 3pm in the afternoon.
You hummed, scooting your ass higher into Abby’s front. She nipped at your ear, fingers cupping your waist, scooting you as close as possible to her.
“Cruel beautiful thing,” she rasped, to which you softly smiled and hummed again.
She kissed down your ear onto your jaw and neck, relishing in the amount of exposed skin you gave her as you opened your neck to her assault of kisses and licks. Placing soft and wet kisses on your neck, softly biting down onto your sweet spot, she dragged a low moan from out your parted lips.
“Can I touch you princess?” Abby cooed, almost like she was begging.
You hum, slowly nodding your head, not entirely awake yet.
“I need words, pretty girl,” she whispered once again, nipping at your earlobe, making sure you were lucid enough to say yes.
Breathy sighs fell from your lips as she held your ear in her teeth,
“yes baby,” you sighed. “p-please touch me.”
You had never ached for something so strong.
Snaking her hand up your shirt to cup your breast, she smiled to feel your pert nipples push against the fabric. She gathered the sensitive pink bud between her fingers, rolling it with painful slowness. Your eyelids fluttered, a breathy gasp leaving your lips. Abby got you right where she wanted, moldable and malleable. Her lips continued kissing, biting and licking your neck, eventually settling on placing a warm hickey.
“Oooh… Ab-Abs baby,” you moaned, electricity and warmth zinging down to your clothed mound. As she rolled your nipple, pulled it and stroked it, a pulsing heartbeat began to build deep in your belly. You were sure the blush on your cheeks was wild.
“Yeah princess? You like it when I play with you? Playing with these delicious tits of yours?”
“yes yesyes yes,” you breathed out, another moan falling from your mouth.
“Yes, what baby? What's my name beautiful?” Abby whispered, voice soft and low, laced thick with desire. She was sure her eyes had shifted, almost cobalt in their lust.
“Yes da-daddy,” you ground out, hungry for more. Your ass ground into Abby’s waist, earning a low chuckle from the blonde behind you.
“Atta girl,” Abby cooed again, taking the other breast in her hand, rolling the nipple between her strong fingers. You looked to see the muscles in her arm, taut and tight, heartbeat in your pussy growing by the second, aching to be filled. You clenched around nothing, soft shame burning your cheeks and turning your ears red.
“Ba-.. daddy… please please, i-i want,” you managed to babble, feeling warmth pool in your sleep shorts. You were sure they were soaked.
“Hmmm.. princess? What do you want? Gotta speak up for daddy,” Abby toyed with you, pausing her to pull off your chest, whining at the loss of contact.
“Touch me, oh please touch me,” you pleaded, breath turning shallow and fast.
“Touch you baby? Isn’t that what I’m doing now?” Abby chided playfully. The immense power trip she got from teasing you, displaying her obvious strength over you made your mouth water. Your outright begging to be touched was enough to snap Abby’s self control leash like a twig, delighting in the pleasure in riling you up until you practically screamed to be fucked.
“Or do you want me to touch that sopping cunt of yours?” She hissed, reaching her hand to roughly grip your clothed mound. You moaned loud at the feeling, dominance pouring through her words. Her vulgarity was striking against the formality she usually spoke at.
“You jus need daddy to fuck you, stuff you so full with daddy’s cock you can’t think? Is that it doll? Fuck you back to sleep?” Biting your ear as she said these vulgar things, you moaned, rutting your ass against her front one last desperate attempt to feel something.
“Pleasebaby i need–i need it i need your cock please ill take it good i swear…. I swear!” you plead, Abby easily grabbing your body and tossing herself over you, locking you in a cage of her arms. Her lips attacked yours feverishly, her honey hair cascading over you. Your hands immediately snapped up into her locks, interlocking your fingers, whilst wrapping your legs around her waist. The sounds of your kisses were filthy, coupled with spit and teeth. She swiped her tongue over your bottom lip, biting down and pulling your lip out. You groaned into her mouth, as she groaned low and loud from her throat.
“Shirt off,” she said, an air of power in her voice. Obeying soundlessly, tossing your shirt somewhere on the floor. Her approving smile warmed your insides.
“Pants off too angel,” she said, kneeling in between your legs as you kicked off your sleep shorts. She licked her lips at your obedience. As you leaned your head back on the pillows, Abby took your shut legs and wrenched them open, exposing your warm wetness to the cool air. It made you gasp while Abby stared, downright leered at your cunt. Her eyes grew hungry, mouth slightly opening, swiping her tongue over her lips. She took your body in, naked and spread only for her, and it fueled her.
“You’re fucking soaked angel, so wet from just me playing with you,” she chuckled. She took her thumb and led a slow languid drag down your slit. Your pussy was on fire, the simplest touch making your back arch and a moan split out of your mouth.
“You’re fucking pathetic baby, just a needy slut who needs daddy’s fuckin, is that right?” Abby questioned, almost laughing.
When you just whimpered, she took you by the neck, fingers wrapping around your throat. Her near animalistic stare locked with yours, pure hunger and admiration in her eyes.
“Answer me when I’m talking to you angel,” she emphasized the angel part, squeezing just a bit tighter. Your pussy pounded for relief at the feeling, cries falling on deaf ears as you said, “yesyes yes yes daddy i need your cock please!” you cried out, near tears.
“Then I gotta get you ready, don't I baby?” Abby mocked, moving her body down and locking your legs around her strong arms. She attacked your thighs with tongue and teeth, sure to leave her marks on you. She left a chaste kiss on your most sensitive bundle, then licked a clean and slow stripe from your needy hole all the way up to your clit. You nearly came to that feeling alone. Strangling your fingers in her hair you let your head fall back, drunk in the feeling of her mouth on your cunt. Abby was messy and she had no shame in it. Sucking and licking your clit in circles, moving down to fuck your hole with tongue, reaching up as far as her tongue could go. Loud sucks could be heard in the room, near pornographic moans accompanied. Abby hummed against, vibrations making you gasp.
“Ab-Abs abs abs oh-oh fuck daddy!” your legs shake, on the brink of the most delicious release. Suddenly, she stopped, earning another loud whine from your lips. Sitting up fast to stare at you, she gripped your neck again.
“Whiny whores don’t get dick now do they?” She softly threatened you, eyes dark and wide. Your puffy lips, fucked out eyes and pink cheeks made Abby’s pussy pound. The outright control had you in a puddle. Abby needed to make you feel good, needed to make sure you knew exactly who you belonged to. You shook your head in compliance.
“N-no daddy,” you blubbered, looking up at her with your wide doe eyes and pout. Abby couldn’t help but mock your pout, moving to kiss you slow and tenderly.
“Good girl- ass up and out princess,” she whispered, using her strength to easily flip you on your belly. Abby kneeled on the bed, lazily palming your ass, spreading your cheeks to see your soaking wet, throbbing cunt. You moaned loud at the feeling. You were making a mess on the bed, slick dripping down your thighs. Abby could feel that heartbeat, practically see it, and lavished in its thrum. You shook your ass slightly, earning a chuckle from the blonde as she pushed her hand down your spine, pressing your head into the pillow. Hearing the sound of clothes being discarded, your pussy grew hotter, swelling in anticipation. As 8 inches of silicone traced down your wet cunt, you pushed your hips toward her, greedy.
“daddyplease daddy please fuckme ive been so-soso so good,” you moaned low. Abby just hummed and filled you in one fell swoop without warning, gripping your hips so hard against her body bound to leave bruises. You groaned, something akin to a moan, or a scream. She picked up a steady rhythm of plunging deep inside your pussy and pulling out just far enough to suddenly pound farther in.
“Abs AbbyAbs oh fuck oh fuck!” you gasped and heard the wet slap of your pussy being stuffed rut against Abby’s skin. You gripped anything, knuckles white on the bed sheets. You’ll feel sore tomorrow, prey to Abby’s relentless teasing.
“Say,” thrust. “You.” thrust. “Are.” Thrust. “All.” Thrust. “Mine.” she ground out, the filthy sounds of your pussy filling her ears, moaning at the feeling of your ass against her. You squealed as she pulled your hair rough, back pressed against her now bare chest.
“Im- oh fuck daddy! im -im a-all yours, jus yours Abs” you shook out, nearly passed out at the speed and energy of her thrusts. You were fucked dumb, completely at her mercy. Short cries and mewls into the air left your parted lips drooling. She pushed your head into bed, hand still in your hair.
“Yeah baby? Only m’cock- fuck- c’make you feel this good hmm?” Abby cooed, unable to keep her own moans quiet anymore.
And you felt it, felt that orgasm from before growing in your belly; Abby could feel it too. She picked up your waist and lifted your bottom half off the bed like you weighed nothing. You gasped at her brute display of strength, loving the feeling of your pussy being used for Abby's pleasure, like means to an end. A white sticky layer of your come coated the strap, dripping down your thighs. “Yes daddy m’love your cock s’much on-on-only you,” moaning and blubbering your words as spit rolled off your tongue.
She pounded recklessly into you now, sweat lined her brow as your moans grew higher, laced with profanities. You were hers and Abby loved seeing you like this. Completely under her power, experiencing the greatest pleasure you could ever know. The only woman to ever make you feel this loved, this fucked out.
“Gotta give you one angel-fuck hmm oh fuck- gotta make it good baby yeah? You‘been so good princess- so so so good for me,” Abby rushed out, unable to keep her own orgasm from stopping.
She became sloppy, the squelch of your pussy taking her strap felt like music to her ears. She unlatched one hand n’began to stroke your clit with her pointer finger. The pressure deep in your belly grew.
“Oh fuck-fuc-abs- daddy m’please don’t stop donstop, mma’come Abs imgonnacome oh my god!” you cried, voice growing in pitch. The pressure in your pussy swelled, and your orgasm swelled over you like a wave, mouth dropping out in a silent O as your her name left your mouth strangled and loud.
Abby felt your cunt squeeze around her strap, clenching and unclenching, liquid gushing out of your swollen hole, falling onto the bed below. Seeing that sight ended Abby, tipping her over the edge, the pressure on her clit euphoric. She tipped her head back, moaning.
As you came down from your high, your legs shook and Abby slowly lowered your legs back to the bed. Abby took hands off your hips and kissed up your spine, making sure to end every kiss with “i love you,” “you did so good baby,” “my perfect girl,” “my best girl.” She sang your praises, occupying your mind as the strap slowly pulled out. You cried short of the feeling, suddenly empty. You collapsed, body sweaty against the bed.
“Princess?” Abby cooed, quiet and tender now. She tucked hair behind your ear, kissing your forehead, once, twice. She had moved off her knees onto the floor to see you open your beautiful eyes.
“I’m gonna clean ya up m’kay baby hm? Get you all clean. Can you roll for me sweetie? Good girl thank you,” as you rolled over, thankful for the cool air.
She examined your fucked out face as you rolled. Your chest rose and fell in slowing breaths. Abby looked at the hickeys littered on your body, smiling. Kissing her sweet and tender, you hummed, closing your eyes. Returning quickly with a warm rag, Abby cleaned you then climbed into bed next to you, wrapping her arms around your body as you clung to her, head nuzzled into her neck. Her bare legs against yours was heaven.
“I love you s’much Abs,” you looked up at her, smiling, kissing her chin delicately. “That was the best way to wake up from a nap,” you giggled, as Abby laughed and kissed your head.
“I love you s’much princess,” she soothed. "Go back to bed, I got you baby."
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HI! okay i hope you like it!!! Comments, reblogs, likes, anything is deeply loved and appreciated!! cant wait to get more out there for yall ;)
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Hii can you write a nathan young fic that he really likes the reader but tries to hide his feelings until something happens makes him tell her how much he likes her
Tia💗
hey honey! I apologise for taking so long, but I hope you like it!
summary - nathan has been crushing on you since the beginning, but it takes something terrible to happen for him to finally man up.
warning - slight angst, violence (not too bad).
the gif I use isn't mine, divider by @newlips
Nathan didn’t know how it had happened or why he had fallen for you, but he did. You were possibly the most beautiful woman he had ever seen, which was messing with his mind. Ever since the storm that gave everyone weird abilities, Nathan had become protective over you. You were so cute and fragile, but the power you held was dangerous, and sometimes he feared that if you showed the wrong person, they’d take you away from him.
He had done so well hiding how he felt about you, everything was going fine, and it wasn’t like you needed to know how he felt. You would never feel the same for the cocky Irish boy anyway. You deserved better, and you were better. So why did something have to happen? Who knew that when a freak storm gave everyone powers, it would become like those American superhero movies? All of the bad guys came out of the woodwork, and for some reason, the misfits thought they had to be the ones that saved the day.
Why did you have to be so kind? Why did you have to go near that man? You knew he was dangerous, yet you thought you could help, and Nathan loved that about you, but right now, he hated it as he watched the man throw you around. He knew he could’ve easily taken your place, but his mind was stupid, not allowing his legs to move no matter how much he wanted to move them.
When the rest of the gang managed to distract the man, leading him away from your tired and bruised body. Nathan ran over, kneeling to the ground and pulling you into him. “Oh god! I’m sorry, love! Don’ die on me! Dammit, I shoulda done more to help!” Nathan strokes your cheek gently, looking down at you with sad eyes. “I like ya, dammit! Don’ die on me so I can take ya out!” He begs and pleads.
You groan before giggling softly, peering up at the curly-haired man. “I like you too, dumbass. What took you so long?”
Nathan’s lips widen into a watery smile, and he laughs. “Tank god! Taugh’ I lost ya!” He hugs you against him, and he leans down to place a kiss on your forehead. “Liked ya since da beginnin’.”
You squeeze his hand. “I’ve liked you since the beginning too.”
thank you for reading!
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Find the word
Thanks @romances-not-tragedies here, @willtheweaver here, and @dyrewrites here!
My words: delicious, dress, heart, jam, run, halt, turn, face, crimson, violet, honey, and ash
Your words: smart, love, difference, revenge
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Keep reading for:
Snippet of Úrsula's daily life
The glorious school dress code
Lexi can't remember
Atsila is not fine
Lexi sees the Taabe village
Carmen and Jedi didn't tell Gwen shit
No one knows who Kelsey is
Robbie's cool powers
Well, George is traumatized for life
Dizzy flowers
A universe without plaid
I'm not even gonna try to find the word
Delicious - from School of the Legends Year One
A vague annoyance plagued Úrsula when there was a knock at the door--for she was once again interrupted in her listening--but it was always nice to see Mamãe, even though their interactions were brief, and it was always a nice surprise to see what delicious dessert Mamãe had tonight.
Dress - from The Secret Portal Part One (Lexi POV)
“Well, you’re here before Ash. That’s what matters,” Gwen pointed out, adjusting her gray sweater around the tank top that would otherwise be dress-coded. She returned to the math worksheet in front of her. “Isn’t that due next week?” I asked, being in the same class in third period. “Getting ahead,” Gwen answered, frowning as her pencil tapped her arm in what sounded like a complex time signature. “You never know what could happen.”
Heart - from The Secret Portal Part One (Lexi POV)
I fell silent, even when I opened my mouth to speak. The fear I felt and my heart beating harshly indicated a reason existed. But I couldn’t answer. I couldn’t.
Jam(med) - from The Secret Portal Part One - CW: someone gets stabbed lethally
From here, Kwasiyaa could make out the figure pulling out something bright, holding it steady and out of Atsila’s sight. Kwasiyaa squinted, trying to figure out what it was, but before she could, her sister’s body convulsed as the light was jammed into her stomach.
Run - from The Secret Portal Part One (Lexi POV)
I looked around for any other signs of humanoid life. Still dizzy, enervated, and using the tree for balance, I turned myself around and was relieved to see structures beyond the trees. Civilization. Laughing in relief, I broke into a stumbling run that only lasted a few seconds as I paused to take in my surroundings.
Halt - from The Secret Portal Part One (Gwen POV)
I stared at him. “You’re not from here?” I didn’t exactly know where here was, but all the same, I could figure I wasn’t in Texas anymore. Akash stopped mid-flight, causing me to abruptly halt. “No. Dr. Moon and Dr. Asghar only take Alii from our side. Ceteri. That’s what they call it.” He raised his eyebrow. “Didn’t they tell you?”
Turn - from The Secret Portal Part One (Maddie POV)
“I’m Rose. This is Maddie, Gwen, and that’s Noelle.” She pointed at each of us in turn. She stopped at Kelsey. “Oh, shit, I’m sorry, I didn’t get your name.” “Kelsey.” Kelsey stared down at her scuffy Airwalks as she answered.
Face - from The Secret Portal Part One (Gwen POV)
“Care to explain it?” I asked, actually becoming genuinely curious. “Example: punch me in the face, I absorb that punch’s energy, and I fire the energy at you,” Robbie explained. “I can convert, in theory, all types of energy to any other type of energy, though that depends on my Level. I’m still figuring it out.” I nodded. That was… pretty cool, actually. Fascinating, even.
Crimson - from The Secret Portal Part Two (George POV) - CW: dead bodies, blood
What I saw made me wish I’d stayed in bed. Bodies. Everywhere. Eyes glazed. Grown-ups I knew. Crimson-stained grass caused my stomach to lurch.
Violet - from The Secret Portal Part One (Ash POV)
I collapsed on the ground in a patch of violet-colored flowers, curling into a ball. My head spun as I stared at the petals. They weren’t like any other flower I’d seen. Their purple color was so vibrant, I debated its existence. There were three layers of tear-shaped petals swirling around the center, creating a dizzying spiral. I closed my eyes; the petals were making me sicker.
Honey - from The Secret Portal Part Two (Rose POV)
“It’s okay, honey. I assume you don’t have a dress code in your universe. I mean look at this!” She suddenly grabbed my arm, pulling me toward her. “This material looks so nice! What’s this called?” “Flannel?” “I love it! And the pattern?” “Plaid?” “Well, I may have to pay a visit to your universe if y’all have clothes like this! There’s like, three colors on that one shirt!”
Ash - from The Secret Portal Part One (Lexi POV)
I gave Carla Baxter a half-smile back, turned around, and headed in the direction she had pointed. As I walked away, I couldn’t help but wonder if she told the truth about Ash’s whereabouts. But what choice did I have? It was the only lead to find Ash.
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OKAY SO. on the 27th of June, my mother made a FATAL MISTAKE. During the one day we were home in between two trips, she thought it would be fine to take me to Petsmart with her while she looked at fish tanks. This was WRONG.
For little did she know that at that Petsmart was the most handsome and sweetest baby boy of ALL TIME and I would not REST until I had him in my arms and my room and my life forever and ever. He came right up to the cage bars looking for pets, he was so sweet that even my little sister, who is usually nervous around cats, loved him immediately. His power cannot be stopped.
I called the shelter and after I filled out an adoption application they agreed to reserve him for us until Monday, since we were leaving for the lake soon and obviously couldn't adopt him and then leave him alone.
SO. I have a time limit set. Exactly one week to convince my parents to let me get this cat. I had already been doing tons of cat research prior to this, and I was prepared to refute any and all of my parent's concerns with Facts and Logic. I addressed all of their concerns accordingly. My power cannot be stopped.
We get home Saturday, and plan to go see him Sunday. My parents have to make a decision on Saturday night, and it literally takes them foreverrrrrr UGH anyway. FINALLY. At 10:30 pm they are like okay the answer is yes. GRINS.
So we go to Petco to get a bunch of supplies and then we go to Petsmart to Acquire Baby Boy. He's kinda nervous that day and I'm kinda nervous too but I still know that he's the one so we fill out all of the adoption stuff again. AND TA-DA!!!
His name is Valentine ❣️
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Junbaobao’s Plog: A Fish for Hanbaobao! 🐠
Today I woke up early, and went to the store with Mamama. I had saved up my allowance, and I was excited to buy treats! 💵 But when we were walking past a pet store, I saw fish in the window 😍
All the fish were pretty, but I saw a special fish that I knew Hanbaobao would love! It's a butterflyfish, and Hanbaobao loves butterflies. I bought him a butterfly necklace once, and it's his favorite 🦋
I asked Mamama if I could spend my allowance on the fish, and she said I could! 🥳🐠 The nice gege at the fish store was named Dave. He showed me and Mamama the tank and plant and pebbles I had to buy too.
I very carefully held the bag in my paw all the way home!
I'm so excited for Hanbaobao to see this pretty fish!
He was so happy!!! 🥰 yay!!! ❤️
Mamama said she would help us put the tank together for the fish. She said she's never done a fish tank before, but her friend sent her a step by step walk-through, so she thinks she can do it. Thanks, helping friend! Jiayou, Mamama! 💪
Mamama looked a bit nervous as she carefully inspected everything, but I know she was just worried that the fish would be safe and happy in the tank.
In went the plant and the first layer of pebbles! The pebbles are a nice bright pink. Mamama poured some water goop into it.
Mamama said the water goop had to be set with a special light! The light made our eyes glow 🤩 Hanbaobao's teeth also glowed, it was so funny! 😆
The fish went in! Quick Mamama, quick, put the water in for the fish! 🌊
Oooh! The fish is swimming around 🐠
The special light comes in a flashlight size that Mamama made into a light tower! 🔦 She said the water had to be set very carefully so no bubbles formed 🫧
Mamama spent a LONG time popping bubbles and muttering to herself. It took so long Hanbaobao told me a whole story.
It got more exciting when Mamama finished popping bubbles and used the flashlight to zap the tank 🔦 Maybe the special light will give the fish super powers! ⚡️💥
Ta da! Mamama did it! Hanbaobao loves his butterfly fish! I wonder what the fish's name will be. Do you have any good ideas?
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for the DA oc ask game: What made your OC pick their specialization? | Does your OC want or have children? How do they feel about kids? | How good are they at lying? How much do they lie? all 3 for any oc you'd like!! (from @alistairkisser)
Meme / Accepting!
I'll be answering for Garrett Hawke!
What made your OC pick their specialization?
Garrett is a templar/reaver, and is someone who seeks power. Not in the traditional power hungry way, but instead because if he's the one with power in a situation, he can protect the people that matter to him. He got raised feeling like he had to protect his whole family, and that only got more intense after Malcolm's death.
It was the Templar specialization that came first. Garrett was someone who played friendly with the Order, who played to respectability politics to try to stay under the radar, and who spent a lot of time making connections with the people that could hurt him and his family most. All this to say, he had watched their tricks a fair bit, and frankly the Order terrified him. He figured being able to use their powers for good, that it could maybe be a reclamation of that terror, that it would be a good way to take their weapon from them so to speak.
It was only a couple days later after he made the decision to commit to it, and took his first dose of lyrium, that the crew met Samson, and he realized the price he was going to pay for the power to protect people. And indeed, over the years it's something he struggles with, and that nearly kills him with withdrawal once he's trapped in the Fade. However his templar abilities also were one of the things that kept him alive.
As for the reaver specialization, the crew had killed the dragon in the mines and Garrett recalled the myths related to drinking their blood. Figuring it couldn't be too bad, and given they'd soon be in the deep roads, it'd be worth it if even half of those rumors were true. Ultimately it was a good choice, he takes a lot of damage as the tank of the crew, and hanging on while injured is why he was able to finish the Arishok fight.
So in short, Garrett keeps fucking ingesting stuff without fully understanding what he's doing /half-joking
Does your OC want or have children? How do they feel about kids?
Garrett kinda has a kid, Taavi Hawke! Who Fenris took in while Garrett was in the Fade and assumed dead. I need to work out more about Taavi but in short about him: Qunari Cowboy
That out of the way, Garrett would love to have a kid. He is highly family oriented, and would love to be able to settle down into a domestic life with the people he cares about safe. He'd love to put down the sword. And he'd love to be able to give a kid the things he lacked: a sense of safety, and a sense of being unburdened.
Garrett is a trans man, and would be comfortable with being pregnant. Though doesn't have a preference between having a biological or adopted child.
As for kids not of his own, he likes them and likes joking around with them. He gets a kick out of coming off as cool, and kids find a lot of stuff cool.
How good are they at lying? How much do they lie?
Garrett is a very good liar, since he was young he's been lying. Telling the locals the fire they saw in the woods must have been from a camper. Acting like he'd like to be a Templar someday to endear the local knights. Telling his sister it didn't bother him how their father didn't spend much time with him. Say whatever it was that someone wanted to hear from him if it meant keeping them from hurting him or his family whether they meant to or not.
It almost became a compulsive thing. Usually when asked how he was doing he'd say good, or brush it off. Sometimes it would be a bad lie for the stake of a joke, or to sneak a later lie past the person. But for the most part, he had people well and fooled. Sometimes even he couldn't tell how he actually felt or what he thought of something.
The habit breaks though, in act 3, there's no pretending any of this is fine. It's never been fine, and Garrett can actually admit it at this point. Too late to avert anything that happens next, but enough to stand firm alongside his sister, and Anders, for what's right.
In the years since, he's still a very good liar, but the frequency has toned down a lot. Only when there's a very specific goal in mind.
Funnily though, he did lie a decent bit to Zinnia due to not fully trusting them and not knowing how she'd react to knowing the truth of what happened in Kirkwall, and not just the version Varric told.
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Battle #14, Balbazak
Enemies: 5 Seabats, 2 Silver Knights, 1 Dark Priest, 2 Hellhounds, 3 Artillery, 1 Evil Puppet, Balbazak Allies: Tao - Level 15; Mae - Level 18; Khris - Level 15; Anri - Level 12; Amon - Level 1; Diane - Level 13
So due to the amount of enemies and a small space, I don't doubt that we will have to put in the rule - If the boys get hit that's a reset, cause that's using the boys to our advantage. They have a lot of movement too, so I don't doubt that the boys are going to get hit. The main one to protect is Max, and hopefully if things happen I can revive just the girls and keep the guys dead if they do in fact die.
Attempt #1: I have Mae start to go after the closest Seabat, putting her in the line of fire due to her being our tank.
Mae also proves she is faster than Balbazak, so I don't doubt that her ability to go fast will save our butts. Tao goes after Balbazak, allowing her to go after the Silver Knights with her powerful blaze spells. She even gets one down to 3 HP and the other to 1!
... but then a Hell Hound goes after Max and kills him instantly before I can move him.
Okay so Max needs to be protected above all else. I really hate that. But at the same time, this IS a strategy game and changing my strategy to fit the challenge makes sense!
Attempt #2: Next time, Tao goes first, followed by Mae. So I'm having the girls surround Max to protect him before his turn. In which I'll shove him to the corner to be safe.
An artillery moves for the enemy instead, dealing 2 damage to Mae. Seabats and Hellhound can't reach Max though,
allowing Anri to get needed experience from her freezing Seabats, dealing...
Oh that's... not good actually.
Kris clean up time.
...still more than Freeze...
Thankfully, Anri has enough defense to tank some Silver Knight Damage. Same with Khris and a Sea bat. Though... Diane is unable to use her EXTENDED RANGE AND ATTACK FOR THE ELVEN ARROW AGAINST THE WEAK SEABAT.
I'm sorry, Diane is supposed to be the anti-air unit but magic users are so much more useful in that department. Amon is thankfully able to do some damage against the Seabat Closest to Diane. Hopefully she won't die as fast.
Also, now all the boys are in a corner which should make things easier. I can freely move Tao and Anri to be protected instead of protectees.
Or I can risk Tao getting hit twice for a BEAUTIFUL Blaze Level 3 attack. But I successfully get rid of both artillery AND get a level up for Tao that includes health, defense, and dispel. Mae cleans up the Hellhound.
Now for Diane...
YAY!!!!
Khris heals up Anri, Then gets attacked by 2 Seabats... But the seabats are lining up for a Blaze Level 2... OR I could use Blaze against the Silver Knight and Seabat combo... I'll probably go with that, getting rid of a bat and freeing up Tao and Mae for assistance.
Okay, that didn't work, but the Artillery went for Anri instead of Khris which is great! Until it got a DOUBLE ATTACK AND SLAYED ANRI FREEING UP THE SPOT FOR THE SILVER KNIGHT TO ATTACK KHRIS ARE YOU KIDDING!?
A bat attacks Diane, a Silver knight does only 3 damage to Tao... Well, now Mae has her pick of the Litter. And I think I'll go with the Silver Knight that is threatening Khris... ALTHOUGH. If I keep him alive, and go for the Seabat, I could get in a Blaze with the Silver Knights and the Artillery...
Exactly what I needed Mae, thanks.
The knights are gone, but the Artillery still lives, unfortunately.
I have Diane attack the undamaged Seabat, but it... completely misses. I'm hoping I can get Khris's turn before she dies to the Seabats. Would Suck to lose her especially when I need her to level up to 20 just for easier promotion stats. Though, Amon slays the damaged bat! Love her.
The Artillery hits Tao, getting her to 7 HP after an 8 HP attack. I was worried about another double attack... Which was misplaced, because the Seabat got a double attack on Khris, taking her 8 HP. The other bat darts over to Diane, dealing too much damage for comfort. The Dark Priest, instead of healing the Artillery, begins beating on Tao, bringing her down to 2 HP.
Thankfully, Blaze Level 3 and Mae are killers.
Down goes the Artillery.
And next, the priest.
Diane gets up to Ken, and fires an arrow to a bat. While not killing it, she gains a level up, gaining HP.
A bat goes after Amon, bringing her down to 2 HP.
But then a BAT GOES AFTER LUKE AND I LOSE THE RUN ON THAT FLUKE!
Attempt #3: With Luke gone, there's a hole under Max. I probably should have just replaced him with Earnest, given I don't want to waste gold on a party member I won't use, and it would give me an easier time, but I put in my mental rules that I didn't want to replace any character unless it was a girl, which the only one I'll have to do that with is Alef.
So Khris, Tao, Mae, and Anri surround Max. I position Diane behind Anri, near Khris to protect her, and plan to have Amon sandwich to protect Diane. She finally damages a Seabat on her first try. Let's hope that this a good sign for luck. However, due to the Seabat not moving to attack Anri yet, I'll have Amon attack it and protect Anri instead. She needs more EXP than Diane anyways. I'm STILL waiting for Freeze Level 2.
Amon's deadly attack gets her a level up, with increased Defense, Speed, and HP. Unfortunately, despite the Defense and HP boost, 2 Seabats are still deadly opponents to the bird woman, biting her to shreds.
Tao is busy attacking the Artillery with Blaze Level 3 to realize what just happened, but Mae unleashes her Wrath against a Seabat. As does Diane, killing it.
Unfortunately, the Artillery survive again, and Tao is attacked by two of them. A far off Seabat rushes across the map, attacking Anri. Another attacks Diane, and she's unable to help defend Anri from the Seabat attack. Khris, analyzing the situation, runs over to Tao and heals her.
Khris levels up, gaining attack, and speed, and health, and mp. Her heal level also increases.
A hellhound undoes Khris's healing, but Mae stops an artillery from attacking Tao by slicing it with her spear. Tao takes that time to unleash another Blaze Level 3. Destroying a Silver Knight and the last two artillery.
Diane is about to run over to Khris, but then... she realizes Khris was healing Tao again. Instead, Diane decides to turn around and defend the boys, by firing an arrow at the farthest Seabat. She's unable to kill it, but gets a level up, getting more attack, defense, and HP.
The Seabat, undeterred, attacks Hans. but he LIVES! He lives! He has more Defense and/or HP than the tank that the dwarves are supposed to be! Now, I do have to reset, but... I APPRECIATE HANS SO MUCH HOLY MOLY!!! I knew there was a reason I used to like him so much! (Honestly, I used to ship him and Diane and I might start doing that again.)
Unfortunately, Ken also falls to the Seabats. Hans is surrounded, so I hope he doesn't die... And he doesn't! Max is able to Egress.
Attempt #4: I swapped Tao and Anri around this time, so maybe she'll be able to get some Experience with her Blaze Level 2 to get Freeze Level 2 soon. Also, I had Diane in the line of fire with the bats. I think that I will aim to have them down first, and try to make a wall with the girls, with Khris behind them, trying to heal everyone. (Can't wait until she has aura. Once she has that, I'm spamming it due to the low amount of viable units.)
This position appears optimal for the enemy, but they forget I HAVE MAGIC.
Mae's Spear is able to get the Dark Priest down to 1 HP, allowing Blaze 3 to have a great affect against the Seabat, hellhound, and an Artillery Unit. Khris then goes over to heal Diane, as she is the lowest HP. Though I worry about Tao and Mae.
Amon dances in the air as she and a Seabat fail to harm one another.
Anri, meanwhile goes for a dangerous move to try to gain EXP and kill the Hellhound with only 3 HP, using a Blaze level 2 where Tao used to use Level 3s. She successfully levels up, gaining defense, speed, and the SECOND LEVEL OF FREEZE. This defense allows her to survive both an artillery's attack, and a Silver knights. Before an artillery can move to attack her, Diane shoots it, stalling it long enough for a Silver Knight to fail charging towards any of my units.
Tao unleashes another bout of Blaze 3, killing a Silver Knight, Artillery, and a Bat. She even levels up to 17! She gains a little hp, and 6 WHOLE POINTS FOR MP.
Mae fails to take down the Knight for Anri, but that doesn't bother her. She walks into the blind spot for the Artillery, and unleashes a level 1 Freeze to the Silver Knights face, just because she can. Unfortunately, what she and Mae thought would happen, the artillery attacking Mae, did not. And as the Artillery moved, Anri was too shocked to dodge the deadly attack.
As Khris heals up Tao, she wishes she could have moved sooner to save the princess...
Diane shoots the Bat Amon was distracted by, allowing Amon to divebomb another bat to attack. Another bat bashes into Amon however, dealing a rough amount of damage to the sky warrior. As another bat tries to join in, Tao unleashes her last Blaze Level 3 to get them off Amon's tail.
Mae, fueled by righteous fury for her princess, slashes at the artillery with her spear and destroys it.
Khris extends her reach with Heal Level 2 to heal up Amon. Amon then slashes at a Bat, destroying it. While another tries to sneak up on Amon, Diane destroys it. Diane also levels up but gets no stat boosts.
While Khris heals the rest of the team, Amon tries to get pre-emptive damage on the Evil Puppet. Only for it to heal itself.
Amon slashes at it again, while Diane is able to get a great shot against the Hellhound. The Evil Puppet tries to retaliate against Amon, but she ends up flying around the sea to dodge it.
Tao uses the last of her magic points on slaying the puppet and hell hound with blaze level 2, and maybe doing damage against Balbazak.
Balbazak dodges Mae's spear and Diane's arrow, but Amon comes up behind him and attacks. Unfortunately, Balbazak recovers ALL that damage. Usually he's easy due to the HERO and GLADIATOR classes being up front and doing major damage. But with this challenge, it's a limit on both damage output and defense. As seen with Tao who has 20 HP, getting attacked with a Crit that does 38 HP.
Thankfully, this is good EXP farming for Amon, as she gets to Level 3 getting attack, defense, and speed. Unfortunately, Balbazak can do a lot of damage and there's not enough overwhelming with such a limit on the roster.
Though I have to say Khris had quite the anime moment. A healer who can no longer heal, who saw so many fall. She attacks Balbazak, he attacks her back, she DOESN'T DIE, and STRIKES BACK, getting a LEVEL UP FROM IT.
Mae also gets a level up after attack Balbazak, getting SO CLOSE TO LEVEL 20.
Unfortunately, Khris falls, and we're stuck in another Elliot Loop. I know how this ends, with me feeling like I should give up, but Diane and Mae will shine and pull through.
Diane got the end blow, with a double attack and leveling up in the process.
Balbazak pleads for his life but... after killing my girls?
FINE. I GUESS...
And thus, the Chapter ends.
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Wow, Adventure Heaven! What a good movie I totally just saw! I liked the part where Moffun showed up and ate an entire box of Milk Duds, cardboard and all~! And the part where Racules spelled his name out in Romaji on a blackboard and it wasn't "Rcules" because goddammit that is fucking bullshit~!
Anyways, time for Episodes 24-26~!
Spoilers, I guess...
-I don't know why you seem so surprised about Dezzy blowing up the planet, Jimmy. I mean, have you met him?
-Gerojim! I missed you, yo!
-Ahhhh, so Tikyuu's already got its core science down.
-Oh!
-Okay, apparently bedrock just doesn't exist in this universe.
-"I will be king! And none will challenge me!"
-Spiders Jeremy comes to play the game!
-Grandpa putting you to bed.
-Jeremy hijacked the intro entirely for himself this time, okay!
-The king is boiling alive, and he hasn't even been coronated for a few days!
-Holy shit, 90%???
-Damn Yanma, do you not have liquid nitrogen lying around?
-...Rita, is there some secret stash of Moffun and Me merch hidden somehwere in this castle that Racules had? Are there Moffun Chunkopops?
-Three cities! For three baskets of crops!
-Oh, Gira...
-Boone...
-"How can you people party when we're all melting?"
-Matsuri, matsuri da~!
-...Tarou-san...
-"I know all about your stupid planetary genocide plan~!"
-Goddamn, Jeremy looks great in that torchlight.
-One of the best staples of any JRPG~! The festival sequence~!
-Gira-sama~!
-Have fun, my beloved peons~!
-Oh my god, the plushie's got his own Akracing (TM) Gaming Chair.
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-AN ENTIRE SKYSCRAPER
-Oh you motherfuckers hjlkh
-Stupid carnies!
-Lunch time~! Lay it on us, K-Man.
-Utage ja Ohger Jumpscare
-Rita's so adorable in that outfit, holy crap
-"Get out there, boy."
-Dezzy's insight is rather surprising. Forced to answer for crimes he had no hand in while those who put his people there party above them...
-Ohhhh, those are simply lovely parallel effects...
-"I will be the pen that writes my tyrannical legend."
-"Ehh... idk, maybe this whole tyranny thing isn't working out for me."
-Th
-Awww, Douga :)
-Man, looking at the green screen for long is fuckin' with my sense of perspective.
-It's like if George Lucas directed a season of Power Rangers.
-"Oh, hey Jeremy :)"
-Jeremy...
-All this time...
-Big crawfish!
-Po boys for everyone!
-That boy can dig.
-"Anyone got any bright ideas?"
-Fishing!
-Okay, that is smart writing.
-Can't burn somebody already boiling alive.
-Now to plug all these holes.
-Oh Dezzy...
-Oh, goin' full King already.
-Holy shit, he tanked that.
-Idomonarak??
-Ohhhhhhhh
-Family...
-He's just shuffling on...
-And yet he hears nothing.
-OHHHH?
-Everybody!
-"The man who done fucked up."
-Go even further beyond.
-Oh
-Okay, that simple.
-Twenty guys.
-Ah don't worry, I saw the preview, you guys'll find 'em.
-GEROJIM
-DUDE
-"I'll handle this one."
-OHHHHH
-That is devious.
-:O
-Holy shit
-Testing a man's resolve so hard.
-"Serve your king. As the first of the Bugnarok."
-Chosen by the gods.
-Kofuki's unprepared.
-"...I'm starting to regret this idea now."
-King Nerd and his posse ride on!
-I see Himeno's retinue are quite resolute.
-Last meal.
-"My nasty-ass hands ask to be taken! Kuroda! Suzume! I beg of you!"
-Hello, Morphonia~!
-Kabedon
-Ohhhhhh the hug!!!
-"The will to succeed."
-Kuwagon...
-Thump!
-No more sacrifice plays! Only the finest perfect run here!
-Damn
-Boone didn't hesitate for a second.
-It's time for your advent, God King-Ohger!
-That is one huge son of a bitch.
-Long-ass jingle too.
-God descends, and they are a chimeric arthropod!
-Removed.
-Ikuzo!
-This is simply marvelous.
-"On your call, Ant Boy!"
-Ohsama Sentai! King-Ohger!
-Goodbye, Emperor Dethnarak.
-We saved the world~!
-...kinda!
-One last episode for this arc, of course.
-Ah yes, the best solution for racism. Genocide.
-"All the Bugnarok will die too, you moron."
-"Let's meet somewhere nicer. You can even borrow this if you want."
-Sweet prince Jeremy...
-Oh?
-"Hey, Arbiter! Can't arbit with goosebumps?"
-Ohhhhh
-I see...
-Oh crap, Himeno.
-OHHHHHH
-Those're the locusts!
-A pile of dead flies.
-Jesus Christ...
-Oh, already revolting.
-That is messed up, man.
-Emperor Dezzy's got a stummyache.
-Gerojim's a force ghost.
-Oh!
-It's a little guy!
-"Can you help him?"
-Dethnarak...
-I never expected much from him, and yet...
-Goddamn, this is some tragic-ass theming.
-"Get out of here! You stupid dumb animal!"
-They fightin'!
-"Look at how bright and beautiful the sun is!"
-Gira...
-Yep. We would've done the same goddamn thing.
-And we would've kept doing that same goddamn thing over and over again.
-Let it fall, buddy.
-We're doing it good!
-Oh
-Oh fuck you Kamejim.
-"Two thousand years of planning! Stoking the fires of prejudice, killing, stealing, lying, destroying. All down the drain!"
-What the hell is that
-"Be king. Let our people see the beautiful shining sun!"
-Dethnarak...
-Returned to nothing but cinders.
-Jeremy's fucking pissed.
-Time for everybody to play their part once more.
-"Now, what to do with you kids~?"
-Clocked
-Even at his last breath, Kamejim refused to get it.
-Goodbye, stinkbug man.
-The Bugnarok are heretofore recognized as their own domain.
-There's no need for hatred any more. Never there was.
-Man and bug. Hand in pincer, hand in wing, hand in leg.
-No cheer or joy. Just a message made clear.
-"Now, let's make a beautiful new story~!"
-Ohhhhhhhhh
-Ah, yep. Planet.
-I forgot.
-Alienses~!
-Galactinsects, they're called.
-Oh wow, a timeskip.
-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH FINALLY!
-I'M CAUGHT UP!
-THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED!
#Rejoice O Swarming Evil! You're My King!#kingohger#ohsama sentai kingohger#ohsama sentai king ohger#king ohger#king ohger spoilers
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Group Mission 1 (Ep 3-4) Main Recap
Boys Planet Episode 3-4 Recap / Master Post
This post will cover the second half of episode 3 and all of episode 4 of Boys Planet, with the in depth discussion of performances and teams covered in separate posts that will be linked below. I think it’ll make sense as we go! :) So let’s get started.
This recap covers episode 3 from 54:50 on, and all of episode 4.
Each practice group is experiencing a specific “drama,” which is either real or manufactured by the MNET editing. Remember at all times that this show has been edited so much that it’s almost fiction at this point -- keep that in mind before you get angry at a trainee.
What I'm going to do here is sort of recap the whole portion from second half of episode 3 all the way through episode 4, and as we go along you can click on a link to go to the full in depth review of that performance.
First, we visit with the Kill This Love teams, who get 8 minutes of screen time. The gist of the drama for G-group is that they all want the Killing Part, though they’re actually very reasonable and mature about the situation. Also, Matthew ends up with sub-vocal 2, which he’s a little sad about, but he’s just on such a talented team.
The gist of the drama for K-group is that Gunwook is the real leader, not Hwanhee -- which isn’t really drama so much as just, something that is happening. Also, because they’re nervous that they’ll lose to the very talented G-group team, they decide to do very big, manly movements in their dancing.
At 1:02:51, we visit with the Very Nice teams, who get 4 minutes of screen time. The K-team doesn’t have much drama -- just that they choose Mun Junghyeon, a rapper, to have an important subvocal part with a lot of high notes. Wonder why the editing is focusing on that?
On the G-side, the drama is that they’re having a hard time choosing a leader structure, a debate that is further hampered by communication problems. They eventually choose Ouju as leader. Each group gives the killing part to their most popular member, and K-group seems to choose parts without too much problem. But G-group’s squabbling continues.
At 1:06:55 we head over to the Danger teams, who get 4 minutes of screen time. The K-team doesn’t have drama, but it does have a weird power imbalance -- the 0 star but popular Lee Da Eul chose the K team, and his generally older and better ranked (star-wise) but less popular teammates have to just live in Da Eul’s world. They flatter him and say he’d make a good leader, but that’s too much work, so he happily hands over the leadership reins to Lee Seung Hwan.
The G-team is the leftovers team, and they’re pretty miserable. Chen Yu Geng is the only one willing to be leader, and he tries his best. The only one who can even kind of sing is Yang Jun, from Hot, and it’s… not good.
At 1:10:49, we visit with the Back Door teams, who get 7.5 minutes of screen time.
More than 4 minutes of that time is given the K-team. We see that the team has chosen Mr. Sexy BL Kim Ji Woong leader, at least in part because he chose the team, and he immediately says that he is just the mediator (“okay!”) and has no power (“okay!”) and that he’s just a listener (“okay!”) and that their opinions are more valuable than his (“congratulations!”). The drama is over who will get center; Han Yu Jin really wants it, but YuJin’s confidence has completely tanked, and Yoon Jong Woo gets it instead.
Meanwhile, the G-team isn’t doing as well, and MNET devotes a full 3.5 minutes to just their squabbling. Six of the members speak Chinese; one member, their leader Na Kamden, does not. The Chinese members, apparently led by Krystian (but beware the MNET edit) begin talking to each other in Chinese, and Kamden is left in the dark. It’s not great.
At 1:18:12, we visit with the Burn It Up teams, who get almost 4 minutes of screen time. G-group is getting along great, joking around about who has abs and smiling a lot. They’re all 2 and 1 stars but they seem to have high spirits. K-group is the leftovers team, and as you’d expect, their morale is low. The drama seems to be about whether little Choi Seung Hun will find his confidence, but I’m not sure that I care.
At 1:22:00, we visit with the Hot Sauce teams, who get almost 3 minutes of screen time! Lucky ducks. On the K-side, the two oldest members duke it out for leader, but blue-haired Park Hanbin, the only all star on the team and leader at his own agency, wins unanimously.
Meanwhile, over on the G-team, the drama is that the leader, Osuke, is the shortest one on the team at 5'5, so he keeps disappearing from view. MNET lets us know that this is very funny with their choice of background music.
At 1:25:00, we visit with the Love Me Right teams, who get 5.5 minutes of screen time.
These are the two first-chosen, powerhouse teams.
K-team has picked Hui as its leader and picks Lee Ye Dam to do its killing part. Naturally, Hui will be their main vocal -- that’s just common sense.
G-team picks Wumuti to be their leader, and were going to give the killing part to Jay and the main vocal to Wumuti, but the latter gets intimidated by Hui and asks Jay if they can switch. Jay agrees, and then Jay is the main vocal while Wumuti gets the killing part.
So far, there doesn’t seem to be any real drama on these teams.
We see a brief montage as the days fly by and the trainees rehearse, eat, sleep, and rehearse more.
Show Day
At 1:30:50 in, it’s show day! There are crowds around the block trying to get in to the filming, which is cool to see. The editing shows us a ton of non-Asian faces, as well as some Chinese and Japanese audience members, although we have no way to know what the audience break down actually was.
The boys get dressed in their stage clothes and makeup, and feel like idols for the first time. Then they get to walk in through the crowd, and the crowd --which is almost entirely female -- goes pretty crazy for them, which had to feel pretty good. Jung Se Yun, who is on team Burn it up, interviews, “I guess this is why everyone wants to be an idol.”
Then Hwan Min Hyun comes out, and the audience loses their mind again. Minhyun explains the rules to the audience, while the judges watch from some safe distance, in a pure white room, that I assume is on Min Hyun’s space station.
Are they sitting on folding chairs? Could the show not get them some more comfortable seating, and maybe a table? Did the staff spend the whole budget on those pajamas?
At 1:34:30, the Very Nice teams come out.
At 1:35:34 there’s a lengthy bit about how the boys did arm wrestling to decide who goes first, and weirdly, K-group wins every time, leading me to wonder if the arm-wrestling stage thingy was rigged somehow.
And then back to Team Very Nice.
We start with the G-group, who struggled learning the dance, until one of the psycho dance teacher’s malicious, hurtful, critique of them somehow helps them be better dancers. You’d think teaching them would work better, but apparently, no, vindictive spiteful abuse it is! They put on a cute performance though, with great vocals from Cong.
At 1:50:20 the K-group comes back out and we head into flashback mode shortly thereafter. The drama is that Jung Min Gyu has taken on the difficult role of Subvocal 1, with all the high notes, and he’s running his throat raw. No one else can do it, so he’s stuck with it, and has to do his best. In the performance, his voice breaks a few times, but he sticks with it, and the whole team does a good job, with great vocals from Yoo Seung Eon.
At 2:01:30, both teams come out and it’s time for the voting. Yoo Seung Eon earns 248 votes, which is a lot -- it's the third highest votes that any single trainee will earn tonight. K-team takes it by a landslide. 530: 243.
At 2:04:21, Team Kill This Love goes up.
Minhyun introduces the song by saying it “rewrote the history of K-pop girl groups,” and I don’t know if that’s quite true, but yeah, Blackpink is obviously a force of nature in Kpop.
We see the introductions for most members of both teams, and then see the rehearsal for the K-group.
As you recall, the drama is about whether General Gunwook’s plan can possibly defeat Keita’s incredibly strong team.
Keita’s team goes up first, and they’re fantastic. Dance, vocals, rap, they’re great. They even do some harmony and it sounds really good. I mean, you know. You already know. They do a thing where they had some red lipstick on their hands somewhere, and during the outro they smear it on their faces, giving the appearance that they were tearing their skin open. Kind of dumb, yet it works.
The judges are just like
Meanwhile, K-team is backstage, feeling nervous. They’re also good, but they know they’re facing an uphill battle.
They come out and they do really well, and if they’d been up against almost any other G-team I think they would have won. But some of their vocals are shaky, and Lee Hwanhee’s Hail Mary of an adlib doesn’t sound that great. You know that I love Hwanhee, and all these boys, but I think they were scared and tired.
G-team wins, and by a big margin. Congrats to them! They did so well and made it look easy! The score is 586 to 356.
And someone, please buy all these boys some Throat Comfort tea and tell them to stop singing when their throats are tired. More singing won’t make it better.
I love this stuff. I talk for my job so I need this to survive.
At 2:27:48, Minhyun says, “This group opened the door to Korean albums selling a million,” and the audience yells “EXO!” I’m an EXO-L and I don’t know if I would have gotten it from that hint, but whatever. Yay! EXO! That means we get to listen to Love Me Right! It also means the Love Me Right teams will perform! This is all well and good, but also, there are only 16 minutes to go in this episode, and we’re going to need at least 3 minutes set aside for instant replays and reactions alone, so we know that there is no way we’re going to see both teams perform.
The teams come out, though, and seem ready to start.
We get to see the G-team perform, and as you might imagine, Jay’s vocals are fantastic, though the rest of the team seemed a bit shakier to me. Still, overall the performance was very good.
At 2:41:40 the K-group comes out, but you and I know they’re not going to perform right this minute! Not a chance. They get a few notes in and that’s that. So we’ll have to wait until Episode 4 to find out what happens.
Then they give the live voting results, but only those ranked 40-60, so I’m not going to bother to record it here. Throughout the recaps for these episodes, I’ll continue to use the rankings from the end of Episode 2 because otherwise I’d go insane. I’m already going insane. They do give away that the top three is the same top 3 it’s been -- Sung Han Bin, Kim Ji Woong, and Han Yujin.
The majority of the preview for next episode is about whether or not Hui can hit the high note.
Feel free to skip to Episode 4!
If you’re happy to skip past the preview and promise not to cheat, go to 1:39.
We open with some “boys being cute” stuff that I’m not going to recap, but it is cute! It’s a joke about how much they love their i-pads, which help them so much, but it’s also about how hard they’re working and how much they love their dreams.
To skip past the voting instructions, go to 4:07. It’s still performance night! Who is up next? Announcing it makes MinHyun nostalgic, because it’s the Wanna One song, and the audience cheers “Wanna One! Wanna One!” until he gives in and does like 5 seconds of the choreo. Aw.
It looks really weird in that double breasted suit of his.
After that, it’s time for the Burn It Up teams to come up. And it’s time for the audience at home to get out a box of tissues, because these are the two teams that had the saddest time, as far as I can tell.
Let me just say that these segments are exploitive; MNET sets people up to fail, and then films them failing, and then wrings out every emotion from them. It ends up being good television, but also it’s awful. But it’s kind of what I’m watching the show for, at a certain level.
I guess that…
you can call me monster?
Anyway.
As you might recall, the drama with both teams is that they were full of low ranked members; the G-team was the second to last formed, and the K-team was the leftovers.
The drama for G is that one member can’t quite do a particular dance move, while another member can’t quite sing a certain vocal run. They both practice a lot; in the end, during the performance, Xuan Hao manages to sing the vocal run, but Chen Ren Yu can’t quite do the dance move. Overall though they do fine, which is a relief.
The drama for K is that the two youngest members -- a 14 year old and a young seeming 15 year old -- are not holding up well under the pressure. The group’s leader, Park Min Seok, struggles with leading them without scolding them too much, and ends up being really rather sweet and lovely. In the end, the performance is actually perfectly fine, and Park Gwan Young’s singing was the major surprise for me. Came out of nowhere!
K-team wins, 518 to 326.
At 28:09, the teams performing Danger by BTS come out.
Almost immediately, we go into the backstory for G-team, who are the leftovers of the Global Trainees. Their leader Chen Yu Geng is trying to have a meeting with his demoralized team, but it devolves into an argument with main vocal Yang Jen. It’s really just miserable squabbling between two stressed out people who both are sort of wrong, but also totally relatable. That makes it not the most FUN watch, though it is kind of engrossing. In the end, they tearfully admit that they’re both just so stressed out and completely without hope, and they apologize.
It is sort of interesting that Takuto didn’t get a story focus here, and I almost was wondering if MNET had forgotten about him when he popped up to give the final statement before the performance.
The performance starts at 34:40 or so, and they do a surprisingly good job. I don’t know if I would have picked this one out as the leftovers’ specifically if I’d just watched it on Youtube without knowing the backstory. That’s meant to be a compliment.
When they’re done, everyone’s so relieved, especially Team G themselves.
Then at 38:54 we go into flashback mode for the K-team.
Their drama is that at that big mid-way checkup, when all the trainees give each other feedback, Lee Da Eul doesn’t know his part and really the whole team is doing terribly. Most of their feedback forms contain no compliments. The team makes some changes -- the leader, Seung Hwan, gives his own main vocal part to Jung I Chan, who nonchalantly says the high notes are easy for him. They try to talk Da Eul into giving up his big rapping part, and he won’t budge, and implies that since he is the one who picked everyone for this team, they should let him keep the part. And they feel like they have to let him, since he’s the highest ranked. It’s really gross. They’re still doing poorly at dress rehearsal, and they all get a serious dressing down from the judges, especially Da Eul.
On performance day, the judges are worried, and rightly so. Most of the team pulls it together and puts in a decent performance -- I’ll put in a plug for Jeon Wooseok, who I think does a great job -- and Lee Da Eul does well enough that people can pretend it’s good. But Jung I-Chan, who also was on I-land as Jaebeom, just completely flops. It’s not just the bad singing -- it’s how he lets it show on his face, and does most of the performance looking like this.
When the results come back, the K-team wins; we don't get the full voting results here, but later on find out the score was 486 to 286.
At 54:50, it’s time for Back Door, and everyone is excited. It seem like even a lot of members of G-team are just honestly excited to see the performance, and from context, it’s clear that it’s really K-team they want to see.
K-team’s drama is that Han Yujin is having some trouble with the choreo and needs to practice more, and then he does, and does great. That’s about it. Also, Kim Tae Rae should have been the main vocal instead of Ji Yun Seo, but it seems like even the team doesn’t know that, and it’s not a source of drama.
They do fucking fantastic. Best performance of the whole mission. Kim Ji Woong lifts his shirt up high enough to expose his nipples and the audience goes batshit crazy. It’s obvious they’re going to win.
The G-group has a ton of drama. They have to switch the killing part from Krystian to Ricky, and Krystian isn’t happy about it. Kamden is having trouble as a leader, and there’s just sort of ill feelings all around. The team ends up talking it through and getting to a better place, and they put on a perfectly good performance of Back Door, with the possible exception of the shaky high notes from Feng Jun Lan, their main vocalist.
There was nothing they could have done to win. Kim Ji Woong gets 259 votes all by himself, which would have already have been enough to beat the entire G team.
Final score, 551 to 204.
At 1:21:37, it’s time for Hot Sauce.
We flashback to G-team’s rehearsal. They had a hard time getting started, because leader Osuke not only is short, which is an important plot point ya’ll, but also is not great as teaching choreo. Luckily, Ollie, who really shouldn’t be a 0 star, steps forward and ends up low key saving the whole team. They don’t really have a main vocalist, but they are doing the dancing as well as they can.
At the performance, both Ollie and Osuke shine, and in my opinion, Nice wins the most improved award. Poor Toui can’t quite hit the notes, but does his best. The judges' assessment is mostly kind.
At 1:29:55, it’s time for K team’s flashback.
This team has an excellent leader in blue-haired Park Hanbin, who is firm but respectful, driving his team to excel by showing them the correct movements and not insulting them or belittling them. There’s no drama here at all, so there’s nothing for MNET to wallow in. They don’t even make a big deal out of losing a member and having to recalibrate the performance for 6 instead of 7. They just make it work.
Their performance is overall really great. Their main vocalist isn’t quite up to the task, but their dancing is exceptional, and their energy is infectious. Plus, the crowd loves it when Hanbin lifts up his shirt to show his abs. He ends up getting 253 votes, second only to Kim Ji Woong, and the K-team absolutely routs G-team, 618 to 233.
At 1:40:45, it’s time to return to the Love Me Right team.
In the flashback, we focus on how Lee Yedam gave the killing part to Seung Hanbin, and then focus on how Seung Hanbin originally wanted to be an elementary school teacher (was this man created in a lab to be a Kpop idol?). Then they focus on how Hui’s voice isn’t in top condeeshon. Oh no!! Will he mess up his performance?
Of course not. The performance is exceptional. Everyone does really well. Hui sounds fantastic. Everyone sounds and looks great. Arguably the best performance of the night, though I'd be hard pressed to choose between it and Back Door. When they’re done, the judges just drop their clipboards and say, “That was perfect.”
The voting reflects this, of course. K-team wins easily, K team wins, 557 to 206. Three members of the K group break 100 votes -- Gyuvin, Hanbin, and Hui -- and no one on G surpasses Jay’s 66.
Then there's nothing left to do but count. It's already obvious which teams won, and it's of course also obvious that K group got the benefit. They also reveal that Back Door got the most audience votes, so they'll be headed to M-Countdown. That's all that really happens, so you can feel ok about skipping the last few minutes of the episode.
Hope you enjoyed the recap(s) -- there's a lot more "meat" in the individual recaps linked at the top.
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SONGS USED
"Transcendental Cha Cha Cha" by Tom Cardy
"Ska Cha Cha" by Hideki Naganuma
"Tank!" by The Seatbelts
"Tik Tok" by Ke$ha
"Uptown Funk" by Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars
"Bodies" by Drowning Pool
"Blue (Da Ba Dee)" by Eiffel 65
"Toxic" by Britney Spears
"D.A.N.C.E" by Justice
"Broken" by lovelytheband
"MEGALOVANIA" by Toby Fox
"I Don't Wanna Stop" by Ozzy Ozbourne
"Starships" by Nicki Minaj
"This Love" by Maroon 5
"words. words. words." by Bo Burnham
"A Cruel Angels Thesis" by Yoko Takahashi
"Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" by Daft Punk
"Down" by Jay Sean
"Cha Cha Slide Part 2" by Mr C. The Slide Man
"Shia Labeouf (Live)" by Rob Cantor
"EKSE" by Off the Meds
"Through the Fire and Flames" by Dragonforce
"It's Gonna Be Me" by N'SYNC
"Crawling" by Linkin Park
HHGregg Christmas in July Commercial
"All Star" by Smash Mouth
"You Give Love A Bad Name" by Bon Jovi
"The Mighty B! Theme" by Amy Miles and Michael Robertson
"Peanut Butter Jelly Time" by Buckwheat Boyz
"Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani
"Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley
"Money Money Money" by ABBA
"Money Game Pt 2" by Ren Gill
"Closer" by The Chainsmokers
"Closer" by Nine Inch Nails
"Bloody Stream" by Coda
"Ghost" by Mystery Skulls
"Vampire" by Olivia Rodrigo
"Larger Than Life" by The Backstreet Boys
"DARE" by Gorillaz
"Brain Power" by NOMA
"Your Love" by The Outfield
Monkey Watch from Rhythm Heaven Fever
"Mr Brightside" by The Killers
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Hope you enjoy as much as I enjoyed making it
A little warning to anyone only perceiving in three dimensions, this mashup is a bit of a doozy
#mashup#songs used#yeah im probably gonna be reblogging this again quite a few times#ill probably make a post just talking about this one in the future as well because im so happy about this#thank you tom cardy#long post#also i know tumblr has an automatic compression feature that turns long posts into the little 'expand' button which i kinda banked on#so if that failsafe falls through and this becomes a menace for everyones dash ill edit this songs used list to go to a pastebin
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In preparation for DA: The Veilguard, here are my favourite protags to play as in each game.
Origins: Eowyn Cousland
My stalwart Hero of Ferelden. Eowyn is a true warrior at heart, born for greatness and eventually becoming queen of Ferelden alongside Alistair.
Eowyn prefers her blade and the training ground to sewing needles and gossiping courts, but she has learned how to navigate the politics of Ferelden with grace, and is often looked to for advice.
She ultimately wishes the best for the realm and those she cares about.
~*~
Eowyn is my tank arcane warrior bitch who is so fun to play in DAO. I love her so much.
2: Alicent Hawke
Alicent has always borne a heavy burden of responsibility on her shoulders. At first, Leandra would tell her that if she was the perfect lady, her grandparents would love her, and then she would bear the duty of protecting the twins, and especially Bethany, from whatever danger they’d face, becoming effectively a third parent. The Blight and journey to Kirkwall slowly began to break the proverbial camel’s back, as it all became too much.
She is best described as a ball of pure anger and spite at the world being held together by an ever dwindling wrapping of people pleasing.
Ya girl explodes in the final battle.
~*~
Ali Hawke is basically Ali Hightower but in Dragon Age because I love her and she deserves to proper go apeshit.
Inquisition: Taryn Lavellan
Taryn is a bright young elvish mage who is ever curious about the world, always studying about the divide between Thedas and the Fade, which draws her and Solas to one another.
Taryn is basically Merrill if she wasn’t a blood mage and was thrust into the position of head of a religious army.
No Andrastian really listens, but she emphatically states that she is not andrastian, that she is not the Herald, just someone who got an inexplicable power, but if that gives them faith in her and what she’s fighting for, she doesn’t mind.
After having her heart broken by Solas, she withdraws, growing quiet and determined.
~*~
Taryn is a huge nerd I love her
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Homebrew Spotlight: The Warden
Hi there~! While you wait for my next entry into homebrew design class for dummies, I wanted to give some spotlight to one of my favorite homebrew designs as of writing: The Warden by Kibblestasty
Based on 4e's class of the same name: The Warden is a class that focuses on locking down targets and tanking
When you don light or medium armor, you can enhance it with mystical defenses, integrating it with manifestations of your Warden Bond (for example, an Elemental Soul may manifest icy plating to reinforce it). When you do so, you can use your Wisdom modifier in place of your Dexterity modifier when calculating your AC with that armor. While you have your armor integrated with your primal power, when you take bludgeoning, piercing, or slashing damage, you can reduce the damage taken by 2. This value increases at 5th level (to 3), 9th level (to 4), and 13th level (to 5), and 17th level (to 6)
First, I love the flavor text at the start mentioning how an elemental soul may manifest this feature, but I also like how it immediately establishes your role as a tank, it helps keep your AC up when you otherwise would be lacking, helps reduce the MAD (Multiple-Ability score dependency) of the class, but also reduces damage taken by a flat amount, similar to a barbarians rage.
Moving on to second level the Warden is granted two features, Primal Interdiction and Endurance Die, the latter allows you to roll a d8, using it to either reducing oncoming damage or adding it to a saving throw, the die and uses increase as you level up. Primal interdiction meanwhile reads as follows
Nature hinders your foes with aspects of your primal power. This effect has a 5 foot radius centered on you, turning the ground within range into difficult terrain for creatures of your choice. Additionally, at the end of your turn, you can choose to recklessly defend your allies within this area at the cost of your own safety, giving attacks against you advantage, and giving attacks against allies within the effect disadvantage if you are also in range of the attack being made (or have been at any point since the start of the attacker's turn) and not behind total cover. The range of this effect increases by 5 feet at 5th level (to 10 feet), and again at 11th level (to 15 feet), and 17th level (to 20 feet).
This feature is what really establishes the warden, not only do you establishing yourself as a battlefield controller but you also gain a defensive version of reckless attack. And I simply love it, at 3rd-level you gain Primal Manifestations, which essentially act like eldritch invocations, either granting you a tiny boon or allowing you to cast a specific spell. You also gain the gardens grasp feature, which lets you grapple a target when you make an opportunity attack. While I recommend you read the whole document, the basic rundown of its remaining class features include:
Your natural weapons overcome resistance to nonmagical attacks and damage
You add your con modifier to damage reduced via an endurance die
You no longer need to eat or drink and are immune to disease
Your Mystic bulwark works on all damage types
You can bring yourself back to 1 hit point when you fall to 0.
You gain a swimming speed or a burrowing speed
And as your capstone, you can essentially warp the area around yourself, causing an effect similar to earthquake or manipulate weather
Got all of that? Good, now lets move onto a basic rundown of the subclasses, also known as your Wardens Bonds
Elemental Souls can create weapons of the elements, such as lightning lashes or a shield of ice, create an elemental maelstrom within their Primal Interdiction, and transform into embodiment's of the elements.
Beasthides can sprout claws, gain bonuses to grappling and athletics checks, cause their claws to crit on 19 or 20, cause concentration on their inate spells to be unbreakable via damage, and transform into a gigantic form.
Elderhearts create lashing vines, redirect damage back to their attackers, turn critical hits against them into normal hits, transform into a treant-like form and sprout trees.
Stonebloods create fists of stone (Duh) that they can augment with different properties, unleash tremors, pull in enemies, gain tremorsense and draw upon the power of the earth itself.
Sunwatchers (My personal favorite at the moment) create blasts of solar energy, use the light cantrip to augment their weapons, create solar flares, teleport in a burst of sunlight, and transform into an embodiment of the sun itself.
And lastly: Ironbounds can use their Mystic Bulwark with heavy armor, gain resistance via Endurance Dice, use chains to bind those that attempt to escape your primal interdiction, morph and adapt sets of heavy armor, and transform into a monolith of iron.
There's not a whole lot to cover in terms of the primal manifestations, but in essence they're little bumps that enhance your endurance die, enhance your weapons and create various walls to impede your foes.
Final Verdict
Overall I really enjoy what kibbles has done with the class, I love its blend of tanky endurance coupled with battlefield control, an archetype not present on martial classes outside of subclasses I also enjoy how it allows you to to use magical abilities, in particular I like how the subclass specific spells allow you to use your Endurance Dice to cast them. I also admitively am a sucker for magical martial classes if you couldn't tell.
If you like what you've read then make sure to check out kibbles other content, and if you feel so abridged make sure to donate to him as well.
That's all I got for today, if you want me to cover any other homebrew classes, subclasses or likewise let me know, links to the warden + Kibbles website is down bellow, stay cool and go make some homebrew.
The Warden
Kibblestasty's website
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I have a really important message about Jlo ⚠️ along with 2 messages about exes, one with Kylie.
Also, I was given the OK to reveal the names of at least 4 athletes shown in the last dream involving correction: Salvador Dali & da Vinci. They are:
Cam Newton (Anakin - Darth Vader)
Odell Beckham Jr. (Obi Wan)
Lebron James (Goku)
Gervonta Davis (Tank - Neo)
😍🤩🥰
God will confirm to anyone else if the message applies to them as well but, the LORD said I should mention these 4 men above.
God wants to do SO MUCH MORE (4) these men. I’m hearing
“Everything b4 was just the beginning” 🌈
😳👀🙂
Babes. I’m speechless 😶
I have been seeing rainbows everywhere which represents a new beginning after a brutal storm ⛈️🌪️😩 I also see rainbows each time God gives me a scripture from GENESIS. Genesis means THE BEGINNING❗️
Recall I mentioned the (4) elements… God/Spirit is the 5th = POWER, DOMINION ⭐️
This will be passed down to your children’s, children. I would re-read Genesis and the covenant God made with Abraham.
God is making a NEW COVENANT and a NEW PROMISE with these men but will they answer the call 📞❓👀 Please say YES 🙌🏾 cause Its up from here 🆙⬆️
PRAY ABOUT IT 🙏🏾
PS. I said YES along time ago too ✅
I have a prophetic dream about something similar.
I just heard God is offering you the WORLD 🌎 the world has 4 Elements EARTH, WIND, FIRE, AIR.
This is a BIG BIG DEAL BABES. THIS IS MEGA HUGE 😂
I am screaminggggggggg
Remember this: Amos 9:13-15 MSG
There is going to be a miracle (4)
Do y’all remember when Lucifer tried to offer me the world too? When he showed me all the jewels and treasure? However, this time GOD is offering the WORLD to these men, MORE+ of what they already have, MORE than what Lucy offered me (which was ALOT) And he wants the world 🌎 to know. It is HE who gives POWER, DOMINION & ABUNDANCE. God just wants you to follow his guidance.
I just heard “God is a Kingmaker” then I saw 4 knights being knighted which means these 4 men WILL accept the covenant made with God and in service to him.
Hallelujah. Praise the LORD. as I type this I’m seeing Angels rejoicing 🥹👼🏾🪽 and I will be here to support 😊
PPS. I forgot to mention I had seen LeBron in a new Crown. It was an Egyptian crown with stripes. Now it makes sense to me.
I also saw Cam with an Egyptian crown. I am also being directed to 1 Samuel where God choose David to be ANOINTED as King of Israel.
I love how God talks about David’s height, in the above scripture, and I remember soooooo many ppl criticized Gervonta for being too short/small to ever win against Ryan. Wow babes. I just cannot.
PPS. It was 4 elements that I had seen bc each oxygen tank/chamber was lit up by a light 💡 = fire 🔥 element.
Salvador Dali’s most well known piece. Conveniently has CLOCKS. God once again is confirming to trust his timing.
UPDATE:
In summary, God just said the image also means he’s giving you a NEW LIFE. That’s why these men were receiving air from the incubator. #ReBirth. God gave Abraham a new life as well.
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Okay so I just hit 30 tags talking about my DA mages. It might be that I need to talk about them again. (HyperFocus Engage!)
Note: I have a headcannon that all mages have an element they're drawn to but circumstances can influence it as much as personality etc.
Origins
Domynic is naturally fire and seizes being a blood mage as soon as possible. He wants to be powerful and in charge (so no one can hurt him again). He is all about that DPS life.
Domynic Amell and Irys Amell (Twins!)
Irys is water/ice naturally and pushes herself to be a healer. She wants to be a calmer soothing presence like Wynne but gets so angry...! She's more support/DPS.
They both have a natural tendency towards damage and anger, but Irys refutes it and Dom embraces it. They are my "actually opposites" twins.
Zerdali and Jezper Surana (Twins!)
Jezper is Earth naturally and very defence focused, becoming an arcane warrior to protect his friends. Think tank over support.
Zerdali is a natural spirit healer and lightning mage (she's supposed to be super powerful to Jez's average power). She went to the tower long before her brother and goes very strict arcane and creation, but becomes a shape shifter when she's given the freedom to choose and she can do real damage(!). She's more of a "dark" healer?
DA2
Abigael Hawke is my baby. She is my most OC ever. She is a Primal Mage by birth (lightning and earth combined) and very very powerful. (I like powerful electric mages, leave me alone).
She has no real healing talent but essentially forces the fade to let her be a spirit healer in a life or death situation. She heals with a spirit of Duty, not Compassion or Love or anything.
(one day I will write that fic...)
Aislynn Hawke is a spirit healer naturally but her weakness and connection to Creation and spirit school makes her feel so weak. She becomes a blood mage for the power. (I was playing an ill conceived hard run...)
Evelyn Hawke is a "people person" aka a manipulator. She is also a healer because people like that, but she's entropy and ice to the core. You ain't touching her.
(2's way of leveling means I had to choose something and healer is better than blood mage so ta-dah loads of healers...)
Inquisition
Jenavieve Trevelyan is a messed up lady with a lot of baggage. She is another natural healer but because Inquisition threw away spirit healer, she is spirit and ice. She doesn't do damage for a long time as she levels, just mind blast and generic attack.
When choosing her specialism she tries necromancer but (I don't like playing that school and Dorian is usually in my party taking care of that)... But! Her spirit healer spirit is upset so she stops. She embraces being part of the action so she can heal more effectively and becomes a Knight Enchanter.
Hissera Adaar
Hiss was born under the Qun and trained there for the start of her magic, which meant damage, damage, damage and forced her into fire primarily.
She was always a blunt weapon so when given the chance she goes down the subtleties of Rift Mage and study.
Elenansal Lavellan
The narrative foil of Hissera, Elenansal was coddled and raised to be a fine instrument of magic as the only other mage in the clan other than the keeper. She is precise and elegant and tends towards controlled lightning and ice.
When given a chance, she went full damage and sized on taking Arcane Warrior (Knight Enchanter) because that's Elven gosh darn it and she is a keeper by right! Also means she gets to release a lot of rage and frustrations out with a big sword.
So uh yeah
I have lots of thoughts about my mages (and my rogues and my warriors), too many for tumblr tags. And yes I know they're all OP and a bit Mary Sue but Cringe is Dead and they are the main damn characters in a game, they're allowed to be OP, so shush.
#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#dragon age 2#dragon age origins#mages#headcanadians#headcannons#all because of a#tag rant#reference#OCs#my ocs#oc tag#lavellan#adaar#trevelyan#Surana#Amell#Hawke#sometimes its games mechanics and retconning#sometimes i think about it before hand#Jenavieve was a before hand#her stuff links directly with my other Trevelyans
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