#◜ѕнє ∂ση'т gєт ησямαℓ◞ °﹂♦﹁。harleen

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     @jcdgement​     ♦     meme “  who  did  this  to  you  ?  ”   (why is lex visiting gotham? business. what kind of business? businessy-business)

“Nunya.”  Dammit, Harleen, enough being rude to random strangers.  A bit exasperated, mainly over being hurt in the first place, she puffed out a breath.  “...No, okay, sorry.  Just frustrated.”

She tried her best to hide a grunt of pain as she grabbed a bit tighter at her shoulder.  At a passing glance, the motion could be taken as just some kind of nervous tic, but upon closer look, there was clearly a tear in her hoodie sleeve.  And her hand wasn’t big enough to cover the dark - stained fast food napkins tucked into the fabric.  Think on your feet, Har.  “Uh, didn’t catch his face.  Happened too fast.”

Not a complete lie, but hey, can’t be confessing to an attempted two - man five finger lunch discount.  Not on this side of town, at least.

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     @theednygma​     ♦     meme "Bitch I am fabulous."

“Oh puh-lease, you look like an overgrown leprechaun dunked in glitter.  God forbid the sun ever shines around here.”

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re-tagging things for a mini-revamp (i wanna be able to find my tags easier)

dust . °﹂♦﹁。◜нι∂є му ƒαcє◞ prompts . °﹂♦﹁。◜уσυ вє му ∂єтσηαтσя◞ inbox . °﹂♦﹁。◜ιηтєяяσgαтιση◞ musings . °﹂♦﹁。◜gινє ‘єм нєℓℓ◞ aesthetic . °﹂♦﹁。◜ηєση αη∂ gαявαgє◞ playlist . °﹂♦﹁。◜мαкє ѕσмє ησιѕє◞ headcanon . °﹂♦﹁。◜уσυηg αη∂ мєηαcє◞ dash games . °﹂♦﹁。◜cнєαтιηg αт cαя∂ѕ◞ promo . °﹂♦﹁。◜нιт тнє ραяту◞ visage . °﹂♦﹁。◜cяαѕн qυєєη◞

harleen . °﹂♦﹁。◜ѕнє ∂ση'т gєт ησямαℓ◞ dashcom . °﹂♦﹁。◜ℓσσк αℓινє ѕυηѕнιηє◞ crack . °﹂♦﹁。◜ℓαυgнιηg gαѕ◞ open . °﹂♦﹁。◜ѕєттℓє тнє ѕcσяє◞

v/gangrel . °﹂♦﹁。◜ƒєяαℓ ρяє∂αтσя◞ v/the batman . °﹂♦﹁。◜ℓιαяs ℓιαяs set ση ƒιяє◞ v/stranger things . °﹂♦﹁。◜ι кησω ωнαt ι ѕαω◞ v/riverdale . °﹂♦﹁。◜tнє яινєя'ѕ є∂gє◞

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     @onexbadday​     ♦     meme “I told thee to calm thine tits! Thine tits are very rambunctious.”

“Come ON, Jay, can’t I at least have one party tit?”

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     @alxnetxgether​     ♦     Trevor Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

“That’s a ‘pretty’ corny line, Trev.  But I’ll take it since you called me pretty~”

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     @alxnetxgether​     ♦     Trevor Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

“He’s a doctor, actually.  But you’re still right  ―  I am a knockout.”  Wink.

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               °﹂♦﹁。   “Everyone’s been so boring lately. Like, I’m about to go lay in a puddle just to mix it up a little.”

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     @bcbycop​​     ♦     prompt "When relocating your shoulder, find a hard surface and pop it back in. When relocating yourself, try not to end up in prison."

               °﹂♦﹁。   “Yeah, mhmm, thanks for the “advice”, Officer Friendly, but I know how not to get caught, mmkay?”

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               °﹂♦﹁。   “I dunno, I just think dating a cop is cringe as hell.”

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               °﹂♦﹁。   “Ian just doesn’t have uncle energy.

...He has, like, annoying cousin energy.”

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               °﹂♦﹁。   “Uncle Jay please no...”

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     @onexbadday​​     ♦     prompt “Hello and welcome back to ‘things that will not fit in the trunk of my Volkswagen Jetta’. On today’s episode: seven trees.”

               ─────     “No no no, they don’t fit yet. Think you could get your hands on a woodchipper?”