#◜ ❝ what the actual f$*@ ❞ ◞ // MUN COMMENTARY.

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THINGS THE MUN NEEDS TO DO://

WATCH BLACK WIDOW ( I’ve seen bits and pieces but haven’t had time to sit down and actually enjoy it....which hopefully I will do when watching it.... I have mixed feels on a lot of what I’ve seen come out of it. MCU Nat has been very messed up but I am excited to see her and see Yelena... )

WATCH HAWKEYE ( YOOOOO KATE BISHOP. I have a really good friend that got me into her YEARS ago. So I have been waiting FOREVER to see Kate on the screen. I was so excited about this thing but I’ve been working nonstop since ...well since Covid started really. I don’t know what a vacation is and haven’t had one in nearly 2 years )

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hhello this is mun of ask cynical green friends and i just (sob) please never stop writinf people cute tags your reblog made my day

Hi!!! Below is a long ramble of how much I love yall even if Aesop doesn’t and everyone knows how much mun talks in the tags and here in general so to avoid the clutter I just hid it all under here. 

Tl;dr: Thank you for supporting my blog and I’m so glad that I’m able to spread the love back around ^^ :3

Is it time for mun to insert herself here HAHAHAH BUT YES thank you so much for visiting my blog. I’ve done ask blogs in the past and most of them died cos ppl stopped caring OOPS but this is the most active and interactive and welcoming fandom I’ve stepped into (or made an ask blog for) and I’m so so glad I did, I got to meet so many wonderful people. 

I MISSED MY POINT OK SO THE POINT IS I’ve been ghosting around for a bit before I made this blog so I actually,,,, knew,,,, and saw a lot of these blogs as SENPAIS (I was going to list a few but it was going to get long because I didn’t want to leave anyone out -which I will lmao there’s so many- and I was going to write a long ass comment for each of them on what I love about their blog asdsjalfdfg ITS GONNA BE WAY TOO LONG BUT KNOW THAT I,, LOVE,,) AND omg I got sidetracked again POINT IS when I see all these familiar urls following this lil blog and liking my lil posts I just,,,, explodinate,,,, senpais have noticed me,,,,,,,,,,, im cri,,,,,,

Ok,,, ok,,, i forgot what i was gonna say,,,, I still can’t believe so many senpais noticed me its overwhelming, and being an awkward shy bean im,, so honoured…. Truly….. Cries… UHHHH OH YA SPECIAL SHOUTOUT TO @ask-cynical-green-friends SINCE THEY BE HERE can I just say in case you haven’t realized UR ONE OF MY SENPAIS HAIIIIIII ya ok ((im taking a long and hard guess at who the mun is… squints into the distance… but im normally very bad with guesses so never mind :,,,D)) so like my reblog right,,,,, you know how you see something for what it’s worth and in your head you have like a 5 page essay (or somewhere close) on how incredibly exquisite and captivating it is but when it comes out of your monkey mouth its like Art,,, Gud,,, YA OK THATS HOW I FELT WHEN TYPING IN THE TAGS also i did it during lecture LOL LMAO really there’s a lot I admire your blog for your fun replies and how well you interact with other blogs!! Really though I get the feeling that everyone loves you (AND SO DO I LESS THAN THREE) and its just heartwarming to see all that on your blog. ALSO the art ok I’ve said it before but the art,,, I feel like the brush that you use really helps to define your style (WHICH IS AMAZING BTW NEVER STOP) and I T  S O F T,,, I feel like the brush really brings out the distinctiveness of your style like it’s on the sketchy side, like a very refined single line sketch does it make sense, which I love which I feel makes the shading blend into the drawings very well. The choice of colours,,, add to the softness around the sharper lines that you use. I personally don’t like green but the shades you use,,,, I like,,, and hhhhhhhhhHHHHH MONKEY MOUTH PLS IM TRYING TO EXPRESS MY ADORATION FOR THIS BLOG THAT IVE LURKED ON FOR A WHILE 

I really,,, talk a lot ahahaha,,,, I like how you can see how I got less and less coherent over this readmore HAHAHAH BUT YES OK I love all of yall ok ok

Also since I did this for this lovely and absolutely amazing blog which I love and adore very very much I would also like to do it for other blogs that I’ve probably ghosted and quietly admired (you have no idea how long it took me to find the courage to set up this blog so I was really ghosting all over the fandom here). SO!! Like I said in my tl;dr, drop me a

Again thank you so much for taking time to visit my humble blog and to read all the things I have to say and I really really really am thankful to all of you who helps me keep torturing Aesop this blog alive

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I want to know how Garrus feels about the ladies in his life!! And the dudes too, I suppose. but like, thoughts on Shepard? On Tali? On SHAAK? Or THANE - I bet Garrus and Thane would get alone RELALY WELL ;);););) Oooh what about Garrus and your thoughts on Wrex!

Mun Note: To help keep this wonderful Ask organized, I’ll just quickly list out the names with Garrus’ commentary beside them! If I left out any that you specifically want to know, just hit me up with another Ask, you wonderful Anon!

F!Shepard (Romanced): “Shepard? Badass. Hard ass. Dat ass. She’ll probably end up killing me in old age with a world-shaking orgasm that I can’t survive. Pretty sure that’s how I’m going down. But uh. She’s incredible. Deserves some damned peace and quiet.”

F!Shepard (UnRomanced): “I’d follow her anywhere. She chewed into me pretty good when we first met, but I needed it. I was just some dumb kid with a lot of ideas and little experience. I like to think she rubbed off on me in all of the best ways. I try to follow through with what I think would make her proud.”

Tali (Romanced): “Let me just say this. If anyone hurt Tali in any shape or form, I would kill them. She is far too precious and pure for a lot of what happens in this galaxy. For a long time, I just expected her to end up as cynical as the rest of us. To be tainted. She hasn’t yet and I don’t think she ever will. Being with her makes me want to see the galaxy through her eyes.” 

Tali (UnRomanced): “What’s that human phrase? ‘Literal cinnamon roll?’ That’s Tali. Crazy smart, too. She does things with a computers that is just pure magic to me. I’d trust her in a fight any day to have my back.”

Shaak: “She’s . . . been through a lot. Watched a lot of important people to her die. I know she doesn’t like to talk about it and I respect her strength for being able to just carry on without letting it change her for the worse. Shaak is a force on the field, too. I’ve never seen anyone move like she does. Sometimes I think she may be more kin to some sort of goddess than an actual alien. She makes me laugh with ease and I enjoy being around her. And uh . . . she has um . . . very nice hips. And,” makes horned-shaped signs with his hands, “those. Y-Yeah. Very nice.” 

M!Shepard: “My bro, my dude, my bro-dude. He has my back and I have his. I’ve never had a brother before, but Shepard is it. I’m sure of it. If he needs a wingman, I’m there. If he wants to jump off of the tallest tower in the Presidium and go skydiving, then I’m jumping with him. I love that guy. Damn good soldier, damn good man. It’s an honor to call him a friend.”

Thane: “Listen, I respect Thane as a warrior. He’s got some moves. I just don’t buy into his religious stuff. And that’s more to do with me than him. I don’t really take much stock into the whole ‘God’ or ‘Spirits’ business. It just isn’t my thing. I also don’t see eye-to-eye with him on the whole Hanar and Drell co-existence thing. I’ve never been, so I can’t rightly say if the Drell are happy in the position they’re in, but uh . . . it just seems fishy to me. Thane’s a good guy though. Just wouldn’t want to end up on his list.”

Wrex: “I hated him when I first met him. Well, maybe hate is a strong word. I distrusted him. But that was when I was a kid and still falling for that Turian Hierarchy propaganda crap. Wrex taught me a valuable lesson.  You can’t judge a species. Gotta take it one individual at a time. Now though? I consider Wrex something like an older brother. One who’s a little rough around the edges. 

Bonus! Zaeed: “This boy right here is going to be the Best Man at my eventual wedding. He gets me. I get him. Never mind that he was a former merc. He’s a good guy! If we were stranded inside of a Reaper with Husks and other nasties surrounding us, and it was just me and Zaeed? I’d feel pretty damn good about our chances.” 

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RANDOM FEELS. I feel like a TERRIBLE person. Every time I see fanart or gif sets of Steve/Bucky/Sam/Nat the ‘Cap Quartet’ I get so mad or I just want to replace Nat with Sharon because that’s the way it is in the comics. They legit just replaced her with Nat to make the MCU the way it is now and it makes me so sad. Nat of course has her own storylines and is badass in herself but her getting the CW storyline just messes me up. I still don’t understand why they cut Sharon from it. And from all her other scenes and moments over the past several movies. It is like they have been building up to figure out the best way to make her the exact opposite of what Sharon Carter actually is.

I hate this.

I love Nat. I am so glad we have a badass female in the Avengers. But we could have had more. Why did it all have to get condensed down to one female??

I just want Sharon to share in the love. Because that is what she is supposed to have // we get in the comics. Sharon is always by Steve’s side. And is really close friends with Sam. And she and Bucky have their own friendship going on. Alpine likes her well enough. She and Nat have fun and go on accidental missions together a lot.

Give me some artwork with Sharon in it. Let her share in some of the love please.

Make it the Cap Quintet if you have to because I don’t want to cut any of Nat out. But add homegirl back in where she belongs. 

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THE MUN WATCHES. Someone tell me to stop watching Cobra Kai.....I can’t look away. I forgot how much I enjoyed this terrible thing. Like it is all good fun and nostalgic. I love it. but also SO DUMB. BUT I LOVE IT. UGHHHHHH

omg. Ali is coming back..... AAAHHHHHHHHHHHH1

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THE MUN WATCHES. Hawkeye Ep5.-Ep6.

That’s it. Sharon is adopting Yelena as her little sister to honor Nat. Her sarcasm makes Sharon so proud.

So many feelings from this show.

I am so happy to see everyone on this show. It might not be perfect but it is what I needed. It’s time to go reread all my Hawkeye comics. Which I’m pretty sure I read in the last few months but so much has happened I don’t remember things. lol

Oh noooo. It’s mummy. Of course it is. Called it.

Also I was totally looking at spoilers for episode 6 or rather that watch everyone has been after. I saw a rumor that is going to piss me off just as much as them making AoS non-canon. which is SUCH BULLSHIT. Are they really going to have Laura turn out to be Bobbi or something?? Because I fuckin loved Bobbi on AoS. I just don’t understand why they had it canon with the movies what with Hydra’s reveal and then suddenly retconned the whole series.

Ep 6.

So mama’s the bad person. Sucks for Kate. BONDING MOMENTS FOR HER AND HAWK!DAD. I am so here for this. 

Aww. Kate made her little speech about seeing Hawkeye and not being scared and wanting to be a hero. My dad was walking by and just went ‘yeah. they die’ in reference to normal humans. 

Yelena arriving in a NOICE green coat. I want it.

LFMAO. Hawkeye getting shot at and Yelena just gives him a ‘really? can you not go anywhere without something like this happening?’

I hope Kate makes Yelena feel how Yelena probably made Natasha feel.

That outfit reveal was so fucking cute. And the button pressing. THESE FUCKING BBIES ARE PRECIOUS.

Sharon totally runs into everyone after this party and is just like ‘.....what the actual hell Barton.’

These two are such sisters. I love it. They both need some family to keep them on their toes.

....STOP MAKING ME LIKE JACK. 

Also, STOP BEING SO DAMN ATTACTIVE CLINT WTF. Takin off his tie like that with an open collar. Just me or does he make you want to say daddy. ( WHAT IS WITH SHARON AND OLDER MEN IN MY HEAD NOW???? I can not think of A SINGLE way that Sharon and Clint would ever be together - I don’t think they would even go well together?? But now I’m just laughing at her finding him attractive. Not sure if it is the looks or the good!parent. )

Bhahahaha 

‘Kate where’s our backup?’ *LARPers walk out* ‘hahaha...we’re all gonna die.’

‘.....timbeerrrrrrr’

Such fight sequences! Clint and Yelena talking about Tashaaaaa

IS THIS WHAT HEROES DO. ARREST THEIR MOTHER’S ON CHRISTMAS

IT IS IF THEIR MOTHER KILLED SOMEONE. FUCK OFF. Don’t you dare make her feel bad.

The whistle :(

Clint giving Yelena what she needed. Just. *chef’s kiss*

God. I will never forgive the MCU for killing Nat off for literally no actual reason. It was pointless. 

okay. they definitely are making his wife Bobbi. There is no way she isn’t. That shit said ‘19′.

Like I don’t *HATE* Bobbi. I love her. I just thought we already had her. I don’t see why they had to recast and rewrite the character when she already was a thing. I don’t care of AoS isn’t canon anymore. We had her. And I am still mad that Hawkeye has a fam. Not that I want female characters to be fridged for manpain but he didn’t have a family in the comics like ever. they were already gone. It just feels like they added it to keep a ship from happening. It felt like cheap writing to me. Ignore me and my anti-brutasha feels. 

OMG IS THAT FUCKING ADAM PASCAL. ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME. I WOULD KNOW THAT POWERFUL VOICE ANYWHERE. Who is he supposed to be in this musical!? Coulson??? LMFAO. Just a random NYer?

*snort* they snuck in the word Rent while singing this NY song. I see you.

Fucking AntMan. GTFO of this musical. YOU WEREN’T THERE.

I will not stop laughing at Adam Pascal having been in this miniseries even for 2 minutes.

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THE MUN WATCHES. Okay. Finally have control of the TV again. Getting ready to start Hawkeye. So excited to finally see Kate on my screen and see Clint again. Though I am still pissed at hte MCU for giving him an alive family and just it is so so dumb. Comic rant comic things comic things. Ignore me. It just felt like a reason to keep Clintasha from happening and to justify Brutasha which I am still pissed about and so many things about Natasha but I love her anyways especially in comics and just. UGGHHHHHH Having a weird MCU feelings kind of day guys. So much wrapped up in it. lol

 ANYWAYS.

It’s go time.

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THEY HAVE STOLEN HER TOY/BOBBLE NOW

Not only is Nat being featured a lot in the white suit....they released a white suit bobble....

As if I wasn’t angry enough at all the Sharon shortage/steals in the MCU.

And before anyone says ‘but Natasha is known for a white suit too’ ( snow suit from comics; which I get they are doing a lot in Snowy!Russia ) we all know it was not used often in the comics and this is another thing stolen from Sharon and given to Natasha that the MCU have done purposefully ( just another thing to add to the list because apparently we can only have ONE main female character in the WHOLE FRANCHISE of the MCU; especially only one female character that can be liked...and by liked I mean mainly lusted after and relegated to needing saving even though she is a badass spy and can take care of herself but that is another thing for another time... ).

I am not hating on Natasha. I don’t love her as much as I did in the beginning ( a lot to do with the actress at times ) but I like her and Sharon’s friendship in comics and yay female badassery. All for it. Nat is awesome and deserves nice things. I am SO GLAD to finally see a Black Widow movie. We have been waiting forever. Mildly mad we got a NEW female character movie ( Captain Marvel ) before we got this one, but still happy for any female hero protagonist movie honestly. Guys you have so many, why do we have to fight over 10 years for one or now two??

I am hating on the writers and people in the MCU that keep taking more and more from Sharon while giving her storylines and now ACTUAL COSTUMES to others. They already gave Nat blonde hair in one movie. Now the suit. I don’t get it. You are willing to spend all this time on basically Sharon’s character but why can’t it be Sharon doing all of this??? Why do you have to change Natasha into someone else?

I just don’t get it....

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I love that my whole RP dash is blowing up with the conviction news.

Finally some good news.

Get fucked, Derek Chauvin.

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I was today years old when I realized Daniel Brühl is the same guy from The Alienist and I am SO ASHAMED..

I KNEW THAT ‘STASHE WAS FAMILIAR

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PSA. MUN HAS HAD BRAIN SURGER(Y/IES)

I forget things. A lot. So if I don’t reply to a post after several days and I haven’t talked to you about it? I PROBABLY forgot. I can almost guarantee that I forgot. 

So please... HAVE PATIENCE with me.

Please DO message me and remind me. POLITELY.

This also goes for me asking a million times about our plots. I confuse people sometimes.

Please be patient with me.

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*rubs hands together*

Now.

TO WRITE THE ANGST

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THE MUN WATCHES. Flipping through ‘Gifted’ and man. All I can see is Steve and Sharon’s kid at parts and it is making me bawl. Because now I’m imaging if like something happened to Sharon and so Steve ends up with a baby girl to raise all his own... And the angst and the feels and just. HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE SHARON. 

Don’t look at me I’m hideous. *bawls*

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SCOOBY ALERT. Look at these two. Snooping where they shouldn’t.

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MUN COMMENTARY. Flipping through Revenge caps for Sharon things but I completely forgot that tech friend’s ex was a blonde haired blue eyed FIT artist...

This kid wants to be comic Sharon and date Captain America

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THE MUN WATCHES. HAWKEYE. I forgot how much I adore Hawkeye....wow.

Narration under the cut

PS I am mildly distracted as I also rewrite Sharon’s history.

I love that they are having him actually affected by his loss and THE HEARING AIDS ARE HERE. GOD I LOVE THIS. He seems so human. I’ve always loved that he is one of the only ‘normal’ people in the Avengers. The scene where he’s so uncomfortable when the restaurant owner comps him. Love it. 

Also, weird new take on Kate’s family and it’s dynamics. But loving grown up her. Hilarious clock tower moment. Her sense of humor so far makes me happy.

LUCKY

guys it is lucky. my heart.

lmfao. Gary. ‘that’s the problem Gary. you don’t even know my name.’ I love her. I’m sold. Sharon wants to buy her a drink. 

OMG THEY BROUGHT RONIN INTO THIS? I FORGOT THEY WERE GOING TO ACTUALLY ACKNOWLEDGE RONIN IN THE MCU.

 Oooooh Homegirl gonna steal the suit like her future step dad stole the sword

Brilliant.

This is some shit young!Sharon probably would have done. Like ‘*shrug* I was just doing what Aunt Peg would have done’. lol

DO NOT TOUCH THAT DOG YOU MOTHER FUCKER.

LUCKY NOOOOOOOOOO

OMG. I just had a heart attack. I was so worried they were going to kill Lucky off already/in general. ( Please no one tell me they kill the dog. )

LOL.  Clint over here like ‘who dafuq is in my suit’. 

Okay yay! End of the first episode!