#▲「 I say vol. you say... voltron? 」 crack

[blazerought]

KEITH @ JAMES ( once he fires the paladins ): ❝ So... you and your pilots ever consider work as new Paladins of Voltron?? ❞

[hearteyeshayley]

My Writing Master Post

** = is completed 

I wanted to compile a master post of all my fan fic, possibly to show people who want commissions, and possibly just to have all my writing in one place :) I will continue to add stories as I post them! As of now, there is no smut or character death-- mostly just romcoms all the way down. 

Voltron: 

No Hetero **...  The Voltron Gang plays Never Have I Ever. What could go wrong? And what could go right??

Three Words **...  the "I love you" fic that everybody secretly needed

When I Say Vol ...  Season three was great, but imagine instead THIS happened 

Hogwarts Legendary Wizards ... When Keith mysteriously returns to Hogwarts, magical mayhem is sure to ensue.Especially with the stubborn Ravenclaw boy who won't leave him alone. And who may or may not be exactly his type.

Keith Is Broken **...  Keith is under some sort of love spell, and 404 error Lance's chill not found, we are sorry but the chill you are looking for does not exist

A New Moon ... Lance is upset that Keith quit Voltron, but then Matt Holt moves into the castle. Matt has all the qualifications to be his new rival: he's competitive, he's smart, he's hot-- uh, hot headed!(a klance fic disguised as a Matt/Lance fic)

 A Voltron Fanfic *Not Clickbait* **...  over 100 Voltron fanfiction clichés in ONE overall cringey, melodramatic, and beautiful crack fic.

The Boyfriend of Marmora ... It was Lance, standing in front of Kolivan who was backed by a row of stoic Blade members. As soon as Keith stepped into the room, all eyes darted toward him.“There he is,” Lance grinned too widely, with terrified eyes. “My boyfriend, Keith Kogane.”Keith’s knife clattered to the floor.

The Musical Episode ... you already know 

The Gay of Marmora ... Keith is working with the Blade of Marmora, but he keeps in touch with his Voltron fam. Especially Paladin Lance. Rumours start to spread.Who knew the Blade of Marmora were such gossips?

Percy Jackson / Trials of Apollo: 

Roommates ...  The Apollo cabin gets refurbished, and so Nico reluctantly opens up his cabin for one child of Apollo to stay the week. Of course, which child of Apollo happens to volunteer?

Check Please: 

OMG Jack Gets Jealous **...  Bittle has a boyfriend and Jack has a problem with it

Sander Sides: 

High School Sander Sides ...  Thomas Sanders wants to celebrate his 17th birthday with his three best friends (Logan, Roman, and Patton). However, his parents make him invite an old family friend, Anx, which is when the party really gets started.

Carry On: 

Simon Know **...  What happens when Simon slips Baz a truth potion? Well, Simon Snow is about to Simon Know!

Yuri!!! On Ice: 

Yuri!!! Has A Secret ** ...  “What do you keep in here?” Viktor had previously been scrolling through Instagram, but gotten distracted by Yuuri—um, er, Yuuri’s room. Yuuri has a secret box, and Viktor is going to freaking open it.

Harry Potter/ Cursed Child: 

Al and Scorp Sitting In A Tree ...  Follow Albus Potter as he journeys from first to fifth year. He makes an enemy who turns into a friend who turns into . . . something he really doesn't want to think about. There's crying, there's laughing, there's mutual pining. And maybe even a happy ending.

Notice Me, Scorpius **... It's dinner time in the Potter household. James decides to tell the family the story of how Albus seduced Scorpius. Albus came to dinner for mashed potatoes and is honestly feeling so attacked right now.

Shadowhunters/ The Dark Artifices: 

The Talk ** ... Ty and Kit are recently reunited, and Emma is pretty sure they're secretly dating.Julian decides that means the time has come to give Ty The Talk.It goes about as well as you'd expect. 

Birthday Boy ** ... Kit is like a son to Tessa and Jem, and so they decide to make his birthday extra special.Kit thinks he's getting a surprise party, but that doesn't mean he's prepared for the surprises in store.

The Foxhole Court: 

The Hogwarts Court ** ...  Neil Josten was proud to say that he was perfectly normal, thank you very much. Or, the Hogwarts Au that we all needed.

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I Say Vol, You Say Tron!

read it on the AO3 at I Say Vol, You Say Tron!

by PrismaPup7

Pidge creates communication devices for the team. Shenanigans ensue.

A.k.a. another typical texting AU that no one wanted expect for me, so I wrote it.

(Set sometime in season two. No ships, unless you pretend there are.)

Words: , Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Lance (Voltron), Shiro (Voltron), Hunk (Voltron), Pidge (Voltron), Keith (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Team as Family, Humor, Team Bonding, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Some Plot, Tags Are Hard, Crack Treated Seriously, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Texting

read it on the AO3 at I Say Vol, You Say Tron!

[no-error]

Did you say angst? Vol.2

Klangst keeps you going? Enjoy~

!PART 1 HERE!

Modern

spilled coffee

Keith and Lance haven't seen each other since high school. When they meet again in a coffee shop three years later, neither thinks that the other remembers them. As life continues throw the pair back together, and as they slowly grow closer, can they forget the mistakes of their past, or will it come back to haunt them?

(GO READ THIS OMG ALL ANGST AND OH MY HEART)

35,620 words   AO3

ones and zeros and exes and ohs

L”A.I.”nce AU Series (36,107 words 3 works not completed)

“Our AI will train you to make new friends, tell you how to present yourself, give you style and fashion tips, and…and maybe help you find a partner.”

12,677 words   AO3

Sand as Fuel

"It took a few seconds for him to realize he was moving, a few more to realize he was being dragged."

A year after graduating from the Garrison, Lance and his crew crashes on a patrol. After waking up from the impact, the last thing Lance expects to be is taken across a desert by a stranger. In turn, he plays his part of what must be the strangest hostage situation to date.

20,319 words   AO3

Space

Let Me Catch My Breath

(Coeihns Series 306,503 words 4 works not completed)

So, Lance has to fight five champions of an alien race to save Keith- wouldn't sound too hard if he wasn't blind from an injury at that very moment. Oh, and did he mention that if he doesn't defeat the five then Keith is given to them like some prize? Some delicious little prize that they will most likely do whatever they please with?

Left to fend for themselves, blinded and injured, two unlikely Paladins must work together to survive. Tensions get high with horrid creatures, a determined assassinator, and their growing attraction to the other.So, both a frustrating tension and sexual one, huh? Or could you consider those the same thing?

229,449 words   AO3

He Sleeps, She Sings, They Listen Series (Completed)

A certain blue paladin didn't meet up with who he was supposed to. And now, the whole team has to figure out why. He wouldn't just abandon them.

Would he?

65,116 words 7 works  AO3

These Eyes Are Blind to Those Left Behind

(Breached Not Broken Series 26,928 words 2 works completed)

Keith never thought he'd see Galra or Altean tech again. He had run far from the Galra, and the Alteans had been killed. Earth was a safe place, away from that. A place where he could think, could plot, could search for a weapon.

And then Shiro came back with a Galra arm and he met the Blue Lion.

And ten thousand years of running, of searching for a weapon to fight back against the Galra suddenly wasn't enough time.

24,484 words   AO3

Rest Stop

Lance wasn't like the rest of the world.

And he had never had a loving mother tell him it made him stronger for it. So he told himself, gathering up his courage and grit to face a world of winged humanity, when he, in fact, has no wings and turns into a mermaid instead.

A world that wants him to die.

So he'd keep this secret like a knife in his boot, a sharp weapon until he died on his own terms. Not because of who he was.

Except, Team Voltron isn't so sure why Lance is all rough edges and sharp points about showing off his wings. Or acting like a member of the Flock in general. It's clear he cares for them, but he's never shown an intimate part of him.

Until he has to.

10,776 words   AO3

The Color Of Our Planet From Far Far Away

A story in which Lance and the team has a lot of difficulties, because they don't sleep and sometimes make poor choices as a result and others are forced to suffer more than they deserve due to those poor choices.

Or Lance gets hurt because the team didn't listen and everyone desperately wants to fix it.

30,553 words   AO3

Stars in Your Eyes, Death at Your Throat

His eyes held a galaxy of stars, love was shining through, even with death creeping at his throat.

Or

No one knows about Lance and Keith's late night calls, until they're all scrambling to figure out how someone could break into the castle in the middle of the night without leaving a trace.

16,956 words   AO3

so much more than space dust

“Allura!”

“-get him out of there-”

“It’s too soon, it’s not-”

“Look at him!”

Lance wasn’t sure where he ended and the stars began. Maybe he was the stars, maybe he’d always just been the pain and the stars and the voices.

“-OUT OF THE POD!”

When a cryopod malfunctions, Lance is left with amnesia. As he struggles to figure out where he fits in the new formation of the team, the rest of Voltron is racing against the clock to figure out where Lotor will strike next- and their only clue is hidden somewhere in Lance's lost memories. Lance will have to find a way to remember what he's missing- or come to terms with what he's forgotten.

40,811 words   AO3

We are the lost and forgotten

Keith was hearing voices. Well, that’s not exactly right. Voices create the idea that there were multiple. No, there was just one. Only one demanding, raspy, constant, annoying voice. Ever since himself and Shiro were saved from that stupid heat infested planet it has been traveling with him. That voice, that irreplaceable sound, would just not shut up.

“Awwh, is our wittle Keithy-boo not doing okay since we rescued him? Is being a Defender of the Universe too much to handle?”

“Lance!”

Keith began to fear he was cracking.

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Half of Me Has Gone Away

It had gotten worse for Lance at the Castle of Lions. He didn’t know what to do anymore. Everything Lance did was wrong, every move he made was somehow the worst thing he could have done, and he was getting sick and tired of it. Shiro was constantly on his back about stuff he didn’t do and he couldn’t even stand up for himself without getting yelled at by Shiro. Lance honestly felt like he was going to explode with everything he kept bottling up inside himself.

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i found love (in a space lion)

He was awake. He didn't quite remember where he was, why he was in a glass egg, or what happened to his shoes, but he could remember the pain, sharp and clear and everywhere, and a voice, desperate and thin, telling him to stay.

'Lance?'

He looked at the boy to his right, squinting at his unfamiliar face and losing himself in his lilac eyes. He cleared his throat.

'What in the quiznack is a Lance?'

17169 words   AO3

The Storm Or The Stars.

After they found Shiro and Matt, everyone still had their thing, and Lance was no longer the 7th wheel, he's now the 10th. After a disastrous solo mission he is captured and is left to fend for himself. After a twist of fate, how will Lance and the team adjust to their new positions in the universe?

96,176 words   AO3

Fighting the Surface

“Humans have shown quite the impressive drive for survival,” the Galra commander grins. “I want to see you fight against that. The druids claim drowning is quite the painful way to go." He tips Lance backward over the water, as Keith and Shiro struggle against their bonds. "If you surface, they die.”

Lance’s eyes widen and he's pushed backward with a splash.

19,809 words   AO3

Bleeding White

Even if it meant pain, he could handle it.

15,953 words   AO3

La Douleur Exquise

Keith and Allura are a lot closer than they had been. Or maybe it's just Lance's imagination? Whatever it is, Lance is in love and he's holding onto threads of hope that maybe, just maybe, he has a chance.

23,427 words   AO3

your claws in me

“Oh trust me. When I’m done with you, I won’t be able to stop laughing,” Lance says lowly, and his lips curl farther, and there’s something wild in his stare, and it hits Keith suddenly.

This isn’t Lance.

Lance falls under the control of Zarkon's Druids, and although his friends manage to get him back, nothing is quite the same. Maybe the Galra succeeded after all. Maybe the Galra merely wanted to tear Team Voltron apart from the inside.

51,143 words   AO3

Don't forget

“You know what, screw you Lance!”

“You already have.” Lance lightly replied and Keith looked like he was about to punch him. Lance and Keith have a lot more history than the other paladins know.

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Necessary

(Necessary Series 30,545 words 2 works not completed)

Keith screws up, Lance is captured, and the blue light of Voltron is dimmed. Who are you really, Lance? And what do you need?

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Break Every Chain On Me

Lance is tired of no one listening to him, tired of his fears and concerns being brushed aside. With his suspicions about Shiro and Lotor being ignored, Lance decides to go to the one person group that he knows will believe him, Keith the Blade of Marmora. However, emotions run high and situations become complicated. Lance must grow to move forward, but that's easier said than done when his insecurities bind him.

Keith was finally carving out a spot for himself in the Blade, finally feeling as if maybe he belonged somewhere. That's until his mother decides to return to the main base, and his crush suddenly shows up unannounced. It's hard for him to face his feelings when he's so used to fighting them. He needs to confront his issues or forever be locked in place, never finding a place where he fits.

14,406 words   AO3

[anchoredtether]

Title: Retrace I: Taking Flight

Author/Artist: AnchoredTether

Rating: T [mild swearing, graphic depictions of violence]

Pairings: Plance [Lance x Pidge]

Series: Harmonious Conjunction

Chapter: 4/?

Summary: After discovering a secret (or not so secret?) talent of Lance’s, Pidge finds herself realizing how little she actually knows about her longtime obnoxiously flirty teammate. She thought she had Lance figured out, but the more she learns the more she realizes the complexity of the Blue Paladin’s personality. It turns out her curiosity just might be the death of her.

Author Note:  This is a flashback which takes place during S1E6. Any flashback chapters I'll title like this one, with "Retrace" and the episode title where it takes place. I might do quite a few of these because they're fun, and there's lots of little pockets of unexplained time in the show that I can build on.

CHAPTER 04 ][ RETRACE I: TAKING FLIGHT

][ music ][

"You're not leaving to find your family?"

Lance had just awoken from the healing pod the day before, and things were still foggy in his mind. He remembered the Arusians hanging around the castle, drinking some juice that tasted like spinal fluid, realizing Keith couldn't figure out simple group cheers, Pidge announcing that he was leaving Voltron, and speaking with Coran. He couldn't quite remember what they talked about, but he remembered seeing Rover with no Pidge, and connecting the dots just a little too late. So much for my high Inductive Reasoning test score.

But he remembered Pidge saying that he was going to leave.

Oh yeah… and Pidge was a girl.

So much for that high Inductive Reasoning test score.

"Pidge?" Lance turned to face her since she remained quiet too long. He was looking through the Castle's equivalent of a fridge, although it resembled more of a walk-in closet with drawers, while Pidge sat with arms folded, staring blankly at her phone on the counter. "I thought you were dead set on leaving Voltron."

"I-" She faltered as if she knew exactly what she wanted to say but fell short, deciding against saying it at all. Her mouth clamped shut, her lips creased into a frown and eyes narrowed into daggers. She looked ready to kill someone, but Lance recognized it as frustration. The only thing she was mad at was herself.

"What changed your mind?" His voice was quiet, so unlike the Lance she knew. Lance was loud, blunt, flirtatious and always over dramatic. Here, leaning against the countertop across from her, he was concerned, wearing an expression she had never seen on his face before. "I know you're not one to change your mind once its set… so what made you stay? I get wanting to stay to help the team after the crystal exploded, but now that it's fixed… no one's keeping you from leaving now. You could still leave to find your dad and brother. Don't let Keith's words get to you. I wouldn't stop you if you wanted to go."

"You're right." She finally said, lifting her cool amber gaze to meet his of deep azure. "I could leave. But I'm not going to." Her eyes darted back down to the counter, suddenly nervous from the stare of the Blue Paladin. Why do I feel so flustered? I talk to Lance all the time. She wondered idly if it was because he now knew she was a girl, and she was subconsciously dreading the inevitable moment when he would start putting the moves on her and sliding flirtatious lines her way.

"Why." It was a question, but Lance said it more like a command.

"Because." Pidge answered defiantly like a child, although her eyes still couldn't meet his. "I thought you were dead." She wasn't expecting her voice to crack as it did, or her heart to flutter so painfully. "I thought you were dead and it was all my fault. If I wasn't so adamant about leaving, maybe I could have noticed something sooner, or done something…" Her voice stilled, barely above a whisper. "I thought for sure you were dead or would be… we didn't know about the healing pods at that time. You obviously don't remember but you had severe internal bleeding, a concussion, and a blast lung. There's no way you should have survived…"

Lance was speechless. He stood up straight, his hands resting on the countertop as he stared down at it like Pidge, as if the glossy white surface would hold some answers. He knew his injuries were severe but it never quite sank into his mind how close he was to death. Everything happened so fast. It felt like just a few hours ago he was trying to explain the Voltron cheer to Keith and regretting the sour aftertaste that drink left in his mouth.

"The day they announced the death of the Kerberos crew members… I felt so… broken." Pidge could feel the tears blurring her vision, but she steeled herself to keep them from spilling over. "I was so lost, like a part of me was gone. I never wanted to feel like that again, and I swore to myself I would do anything to find my family. Seeing you like that… I realized that you guys are my family. Yeah I don't know Keith all that well and Hunk can be frustrating at times and you are a downright pain in the neck but... I don't want to lose any of you… I can't lose any of you..."

Sometime during Pidge's words, Lance had moved closer to stand next to her. He placed a hand on her shoulder, causing her to look up at him and see he was also on the verge of tears. "I'm sorry." He said softly.

"What are you apologizing for?"

He looked away, his expression hard. "I just… feel bad. I know how much your family means to you. I'm sorry I wasn't strong enough. That you had to-"

"Stop it, Lance." She placed her hand on top of his, her golden eyes flickering with pain. She knew the path he was heading down and she wanted to stop him before he ventured too far. "It wasn't your fault, and it was ultimately my decision. I'm still going to find my family. But I'm not going to abandon you guys… you're just as much my family now."

Lance swallowed hard, his voice faltering as he offered her a weak smile. "Yeah." He gave her shoulder a reassuring squeeze before releasing his hand and walking back towards the fridge. "We'll find your family one day. If they're anything like you, I'm certain they're still surviving out there just as Shiro did."

Pidge smiled, wiping her eyes with the back of her sleeve while Lance wasn't looking. "I sure hope so."

"Come on, Pidge! We're Team Voltron! We're the defenders of the universe." He looked over his shoulder, giving her his usual playful smile. "If anyone can find and save your family, it's us. And we'll do it together."

She smiled softly, glad to see him back to his usual self. It was a lot to process, with Lance nearly dying and miraculously defying the laws of nature to fully recover (she still wondered how those healing pods worked), and now seeing a new side of the Blue Paladin made her wonder if she really knew him at all. "Third drawer down, on the right side." She said casually and he made his way in the fridge to where she directed."There's some weird yellowish-green things that look like Brussel sprouts but they taste like pizza rolls."

Lance's gasp was nearly a scream. "Like Totino's Pizza Rolls??!" He pulled out the whole tray and hurriedly plopped it down on the counter in front of her. His eyes held excitement but his brows were raised dubiously as he glanced over at her. "You're not pulling my leg, are you?"

"Me, give you Earth-like food expectations only to have it be a joke?" She gave him a look. "I'm not that cruel."

He popped one in his mouth and immediately let out a sound of pleasure. "They DOOOOO taste like Totino's Pizza Rolls! Which is odd..." He ate another. "...seeing that they look like..." And another. "...vegetables."

"Space food is weird." She agreed, popping one of the sprouts into her mouth. "I think the thing I miss most are chips. Sour cream and onion potato chips, nacho cheese Doritos, Cheeto puffs..."

Lance was already on his sixth pizza-roll-sprout. "Mmm. For me, garlic knots." He made a nostalgic sounding sigh. "If I - or Hunk, for that matter - ever come across anything that tastes like chips I'll let you know."

"If I - or Hunk - come across anything that resembles garlic knots I'll let you know." She said in kind with a wistful smile.

He smiled back at her as he finished chewing his ninth pizza-roll-sprout. Suddenly he burst out animatedly, "When I say Vol, you say Tron. Vol!"

"Tron!"

"YEHEHEESSS THANK YOU!"

Pidge laughed. "What's with the cheer?"

Lance sighed. "Don't worry about it."

[juskla]

VOLTRON CRACK SKIT OPEN VOICE AUDITIONS! (16+)

Hello, Vol-fans! JusKla here! As THIS POST mentioned 2 weeks ago, I am making a little Voltron audio crack skit to see how smoothly tumblr-ran voice auditions will go, and get a fun little project made out of it! (the line counts changed because i added a little more to the script, also Pidge now makes a cameo at the end!)

ROLES AVAILABLE

LANCE (5 lines) KEITH (7 lines) LOTOR (9 lines) *lead* ALLURA (5 lines) HUNK (4 lines) PIDGE (3 lines) NARRATOR (2 lines)

The story itself is crack and not to be taken seriously, but there are shippy themes driving the skit. So if you aren’t one for “shipping”, then maybe this one isn’t for you, but if it is for you, here’s what you gotta do!

HOW TO AUDITION

You must be 16 or older

You must be following me

Like this post and reblog it with who you are trying out for

Fill out THIS FORM

Once you have filled out the form, wait to receive a message from me where I will link you to the script and give you my email! (note: if you are on mobile you will have to copy the script link i give you and paste it in your internet browser, it will not open in the app because it’s private!)

You will email your audition to me at that email

Make the email subject as follows [tumblrusername] - CTP AUDITION - CHARACTER1, CHARACTER2 etc...

For example, if I were auditioning for Lance and Keith, my subject would be: [justklance] - CTP AUDITION - LANCE, KEITH

The actual audition will be an audio recording of you doing THREE readings of each of your lines, each said with a different inflection.

AKA, do the 1st line 3 times, then the 2nd line 3 times, and so on

Every line for each character should be said with a 2 second pause in between each of them to avoid cut offs

There should only be one audio file per character you audition for and it should be named after that character in all caps

For example, if i wanted to audition for Allura, i would wait 2 seconds, say the 1st line, wait 2 seconds, say the 1st line again, wait 2 seconds, say the 1st line again, and repeat this method for every line she has, then wait 2 seconds at the end before ending the recording. I would save the file as ALLURA, and that would be ONE character audition, please include all of your character auditions in the same email

The audio should be a .wav file! (if it isn’t already, there are easy online websites where you can convert your file before you send me your audition)

There should be no background noise

Recording on a microphone is good, but recording on a smartphone is fine as well, as long as the quality is okay and you still convert the file to a .wav before you send it to me!

You can either try to sound as much like the canon character as possible, or you can put your own spin on it if you think it’ll work better

Any gender can try out for any character!

AUDITIONS WILL BE DUE AUGUST 18TH!

...And that’s everything! Have any questions? IM me or send me an ask! I look forward to getting all of your audition forms, and I can’t wait to hear everyone’s auditions! Thank you so much!

-JusKla

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When I say Vol, you say...

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uNyLkB

by SimplyEssa

"Any last words, paladin?" Sendak snarled. He smiled smugly through a mouth full of blood. "Vol." "What?" A shower of blood filled Lance's vision.

Words: 1200, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Sendak (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Decapitation, Minor Character Death, Sendaks alive, Based on a prompt? I guess?, blood and minor gore, Major Character Injuries, Langst, klangst, kangst, Hurt Keith (Voltron), Hurt Lance (Voltron), CHANTS, Violence, Somewhat Graphic Violence, Keith (Voltron) Whump, Angst, Heavy Angst, A serious crack fic, Humor, Some Fluff

read it on AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uNyLkB

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When I say Vol, you say...

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uNyLkB

by SimplyEssa

“Any last words, paladin?” Sendak snarled. He smiled smugly through a mouth full of blood. “Vol.” “What?” A shower of blood filled Lance’s vision.

Words: 1200, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: M/M

Characters: Keith (Voltron), Lance (Voltron), Sendak (Voltron)

Relationships: Keith/Lance (Voltron)

Additional Tags: Decapitation, Minor Character Death, Sendaks alive, Based on a prompt? I guess?, blood and minor gore, Major Character Injuries, Langst, klangst, kangst, Hurt Keith (Voltron), Hurt Lance (Voltron), CHANTS, Violence, Somewhat Graphic Violence, Keith (Voltron) Whump, Angst, Heavy Angst, A serious crack fic, Humor, Some Fluff

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2uNyLkB

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Have a preview

because I haven’t been posting anything lately due to commissions and being sick, so here’s a snippet of a one-shot I’ve been working on. Love you guys!

“Man, I feel so team-y right now,” Lance said as they wandered back through the hangar. 

“Team-y?” Keith repeated incredulously.

“You know, like, full of team spirit! Comrade juice! Voltron voodoo! Bro brouhaha!”

“What are you even saying right now?” Keith teased.

“He probably thinks it’s English,” Pidge supplied.

“Are you gonna make us do the Voltron cheer again?” asked Hunk. “Because not gonna lie…  I am semi-down for that.”

“The Voltron cheer?”

“OHHHH MY GOSH, KEITH,” Lance moaned dramatically, “the VOLtron cheer.” He looked expectantly at Keith, who merely stared blankly back. Lance rolled his eyes. “I say VOL, you say--”

“Tron?” Keith interjected, casually inspecting his gloves. Lance’s shock quickly melted into unbridled joy.

“YAAAAAS,” Lance yelled, launching himself at the other paladin and sweeping him into a shoulder hug. “Holy crow, maybe there’s hope for you after all.”

“Wish I could return the compliment,” he muttered through an unmistakable smirk.

“WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS TRYING TO START A FIGHT WITH ME?”

“Isn’t that you?” asked the other three in unison.

“Everyone’s against me!” he cried, hands flailing in mock indignation.

Lance’s whines and the paladins’ echoing laughter faded down the hall as the group rounded the corner. Allura sighed with relief before turning on her heel and marching off to check the ships’ logs. 

She wanted a task. She needed one. 

“Keep busy; be strong,” she whispered the mantra under her breath as she stepped back into the hangar. “Just keep busy and be strong, be strong, be--”

She made in all of three steps before her voice cracked into gasping, shaking sobs.

[blazerought]

❝ Fellas, is it GAY if you lick your best buddy’s neck while platonically spooning him to sleep because he called you a leech? ❞

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BASICS.

FULL  NAME :   Takashi Shirogane ( 白銀隆 ) NICKNAME :   Shiro AGE :  25 BIRTHDAY :   October 21st ETHNIC  GROUP :  Japanese NATIONALITY :   Japanese-American LANGUAGE / S : English, Japanese, bits of Altean and Galran SEXUAL  ORIENTATION :  asexual ROMANTIC  ORIENTATION :  aromantic RELATIONSHIP  STATUS :   single HOME  TOWN / AREA :  Yokohama, Kanagawa Prefecture, Honshu, Japan CURRENT  HOME :   Castle of Lions PROFESSION :  Black Paladin, leader of Team Voltron

PHYSICAL.

HAIR: deep black and cut short, the sides and back of his head shaved into an undercut. one long patch is left at the front, a forelock that hangs down over his forehead, reaching down just shy of his eyes. while this forelock used to be the same black as the rest of his hair, it’s now white, the colour lost under the severe stress he faced in Galra captivity. EYES :   a dark grey in colour, sometimes looking from a distance to be a deep brown or black. long eyelashes. FACE :  strong, sharp jawline, high cheekbones, long and straight nose, thick eyebrows. LIPS :   average, perhaps leaning on the thin side – often quite dry or cracked. COMPLEXION :  pale, but in a sickly, unnaturally caused kind of way, caused by complete lack of sunlight and possibly other events from his time in captivity. eyes often have dark circles beneath them. BLEMISHES :   none SCARS :  most notably, the lateral scar running across his nose, gained in a gladiator battle. the rest of his body is littered with scars, of all different varieties. large, jagged gashes, thin but deep lines, claw marks, sword slices, burns – just about anything you can think of. the placings are all very random, all clearly gained from battle, some overlapping. none of it is a pretty nor attractive sight, one of the many reasons he always has so much of his body covered. as well, there is a great deal of scarring on the bicep of his right arm, where skin meets the metal of his prosthetic. TATTOOS :  none HEIGHT :   6′2″ WEIGHT :   182 lbs. BUILD :   muscular and fit. chest and arms particularly toned, though his legs aren’t lacking in muscle mass. FEATURES :   Galran cybernetic prosthetic arm. ALLERGIES :   none, as far as he’s aware. USUAL  HAIR  STYLE :  kind of just how he wakes up. the only hair he really has that can be styled is his forelock, which is generally left alone. USUAL  FACE  LOOK :   clean-shaven. USUAL  CLOTHING :   not a lot of clothing variety in the middle of space. outside of his armour and his usual outfit though, he’d stick to long sleeves. lots of sweaters or shirts with long sleeves. his style always used to be very casual and comfortable.

PSYCHOLOGY.

FEAR / S :   loss of those he cares for. isolation. captivity. the possibility that he might not be a good person, that he’s every bit a monster that the Galra are with everything he’s done and is capable of doing. loss of control. panic attacks. flashbacks. ASPIRATION / S :   defeat Zarkon and free those who have been under his control or enslaved by him. keep the other paladins as innocent as he can/they should be at their ages. keep the other paladins alive and get them all home safely. find and save matt and commander holt. work with keith to develop and show him his capabilities. POSITIVE  TRAITS :   loyal | supportive | patient | reliable | practical | observant | compassionate NEGATIVE  TRAITS :   represses feelings | paranoid | pessimistic | solemn | on occasion can let emotion direct him to reckless action | self-sacrificing MBTI :   DEFENDER ( ISFJ-A ) ZODIAC :   libra TEMPEREMENT :   melancholic SOUL  TYPE / S :    leader, helper, caregiver ANIMALS :   sable VICE  HABIT / S :    jaw clenching, finger tapping, biting the inside of his lip/cheek FAITH :  none GHOSTS ? :   doesn’t believe AFTERLIFE ? :   doesn’t believe REINCARNATION ? :   doesn’t believe ALIENS ? :   i mean. he wishes they weren’t real sometimes. POLITICAL  ALIGNMENT :  vol…tron?? whatever being against zarkon is. EDUCATION  LEVEL :    high. graduated the Galaxy Garrison at the top of his class.

FAMILY.

FATHER :    doesn’t really remember or know much about him MOTHER :    deceased. SIBLINGS :   Keith Kogane, adopted brother EXTENDED  FAMILY :   n/a. NAME  MEANING / S :    隆 ( takashi ), meaning “noble, prosperous”;  白銀 ( shirogane ), meaning “silver” HISTORICAL  CONNECTION ? :   n/a.

FAVORITES.

BOOK :  a brief history of time by stephen hawking MOVIE :   n/a – he needs to pick a new one because all his old favourites are sci-fi and those are a lot less fun after you’ve lived it. 5  SONGS :  n/a ( forgive me, i’ve not settled on his favourite music yet ) DEITY :   n/a HOLIDAY :   new years MONTH :   september SEASON :   autumn PLACE :    his home – the one where he grew up and lived with his mom after moving from japan when he was very young. the home where he watched Keith grow up. WEATHER :   cool, but not cold. sunny, but with clouds in the sky and the chance of rain. SOUND :   wind blowing past leaves in the trees SCENT / S :    rain, freshly dried laundry, mom’s tonkatsu TASTE / S :    subtle flavours, most things fruity FEEL / S :   anything that isn’t metal. soft, anything that screams ‘comfort’ ANIMAL / S :    wolves NUMBER :  11 – his favourite time is 11:11 COLORS :   he’s been rethinking these, since a lot of his favourites now remind him of not so pleasant things these days.

EXTRA.

TALENTS :  leadership, knowing the right thing to say in most circumstances, combat – particularly hand to hand, picking up on and memorizing patterns, improvising, observation – particularly of people and their behaviours, ticks, etc. BAD  AT :  handling his own emotions, seeing his own value TURN  ONS :   n/a TURN  OFFS :   n/a HOBBIES :    exercising, sparring, reading, distracting himself from his thoughts and anxieties, avoiding sleep, spending time with those he cares about, cuddling TROPES :   Broken Ace, Awesome by Analysis, Team Dad, I Am a Monster, 100% Adoration Rating, Not So Above it All QUOTES :     “ If you get too worried about what could go wrong, you might miss a chance to do something great. ” “ Patience yields focus. ”

MUN QUESTIONS.

Q1 :   if  you  could  write  your  character  your  way  in  their  own  movie ,   what  would  it  be  called ,  what  style  would  it  be  filmed  in ,  and  what  would  it  be  about ?           A1 :   uhhh i mean, since he’s a very main character, i get quite a bit of what i want from canon ngl. buuuut i’d love some full backstory of his life prior to kerberos, plus everything that happened while the galra had him prisoner. Q2 :   what  would  their  soundtrack / score  sound  like ?           A2 :   oh god, idk. music with deep, heavy lyrics, but ultimately with optimistic messages? Q3 :   why  did  you  start  writing  this  character ?           A3 :    okay so i’m a big red vs. blue fan, and i was seeing all kinds of people talking on tumblr about how shiro is so much like wash, who happens to be my favourite character and my biggest, oldest muse. finally caved and watch voltron, and… shiro ticks like, all of my boxes for a favourite character + character i can relate to on some levels. he’s complex, he’s broken, he struggles a lot internally but holds it together and helps others, he’s team dad, he’s self-sacrificing… i could go on, i really could. Q4 :   what  first  attracted  you  to  this  character ?           A4 :   oh. uhm. see the answer above. i heard he was v much like wash except more chill and much less jaded, and also who could escape hearing him referred to as ‘space dad’. i’m weak for space/team dads. Q5 :   describe  the  biggest  thing  you  dislike  about  your  muse.           A5 :   holy shit nothing. i love him and his strengths and his flaws. Q6 :   what  do  you  have  in  common  with  your  muse ?           A6 :   mm… we both believe more in others than ourselves, both v supportive of those we care about… there may be more??? but those stick out to me the most. Q7 :   how  does  your  muse  feel  about  you ?           A7 :   “Please stop playing on my fears” basically Q8 :   what  characters  does  your  muse  have  interesting  interactions  with ?         A8 :    everyone??? i love getting to explore the older brother/dad dynamic he has with the rest of the paladins, and how it differs between the four. also love the dynamic between enemies, particularly those who put him on edge, or worse. Q9 :   what  gives  you  inspiration  to  write  your  muse ?         A9 :    honestly i tend to wake up with inspiration bc he’s become my strongest muse, right up there with wash, buuuuut rewatching canon, having intense discussions about canon or AUs, and doing character analysis all give me an extra boost of inspiration, for sure. Q10 :   how  long  did  this  take  you  to  complete ?           A10 :    like half the fucking day, holy shit. granted, my focus is shit and it’s not the only thing i’ve been doing. multitasking.

[blazerought]

@ravagerbled replied: sends in application.

❝ Corvus as you can see here my demands were that a new paladin WILL NOT ANNOY ME and you’ve failed that step plenty so you do not qualify. ❞

[blazerought]

❝ LANCE! ❞ Maybe if he just yells into the hallway Lance will appear so Keith can complete this transaction and keep his money.

[blazerought]

I’ve been thinking about this since you followed me I’m sorry @multiplemusecentury

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KEITH: ❝ I appreciate all of my fellow paladins. Shiro, Allura, Lance, Hunk, and... Shiro. ❞ SB: ❝ You said Shiro twi- ❞ KEITH: ❝ That’s all of them. ❞

[blazerought]

@astralbcrn replied: shiro vc: we’re not friends anymore

❝ WHAT?! After everything you leave because of my crocs?! ❞